#then he finds himself being parental

[lilac-gold]

Imagine Mr Jawsum going on holiday around Headspace, having a break from work and just taking time to relax and travel for a while. He's really enjoying his trip, then something... Strange starts to happen.

He keeps accidentally becoming a father.

Jawsum finds various characters around headspace and unintentionally adopts them. He goes to Pinwheel Forest and gets himself an ominous kite son. He goes to Otherworld and gets himself a depressed pirate captain (then the crew keep trying to get him and Pinkbeard together without his knowledge). He goes to Orange Oasis and finds a broke pair of twins with a newfound gambling addiction. He goes to Deep/er Well and gets himself quadruplets(??) who range from the sweetest being in Headspace to its biggest narcissist. He finds a girl all around the world with a picnic basket and suddenly has a new daughter. He sees Hero again and has an 'omg it's my honorary son :D' moment. He goes to Pyrefly and gets himself an angsty art elf. It just keeps going. He has so many adult-ish children. It's a problem.

He's their embarrassing business dad/uncle who's kind of terrible at being a dad/uncle but it's all good <3

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

[gooperts-gunk]

every time an egg loses a life when he's on online, bbh goes into nerdge mode to find a reason to save that egg with what knowledge he has of the game. he's done it so many times before and the desperation makes me sad but with a not-so-convinced hope. dapper's nightmare is a great example of this, when they were huddled underground for hours waiting for an answer on it. i HOPE it's a nightmare bbh but after the circumstances of bobby's death i can't help but doubt :(((( but i hope it's only a nightmare

[alinelie]

sheet for kian

victor's sheet

[ickypuppi3]

Lucas On The Line // “For instance, the clothes she's been wearing lately have been... unusual. Old and oversize, and not in a good way. They remind me of Will's clothes, how he was always wearing something of Jonathan's, or even Mrs. Byers's.”

[starfall-isle]

From that day on, they promised to each other that they would fulfill their destines, together.

Their destiny…

[fate-defiant]

These four wormed their way into my head last night and would not leave me until I spat something out so here's some assorted headcanons, a comic that I'm not sure I understand the punchline of myself and the youngest inn-bling(ba dum tss) in ten to fifteen years.

[yore-donatsu]

An ordinary day for an ordinary little girl

(Theo the monkey boy is the @doodlesdreaming's OC)

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

[ezralva]

Hello, my name is Itadori Yuuji! I'm a 1st grader from Sunshine class of Jujutsu primary school. My nicknames are Tiger of the West and MC of JJK. Nice to meet you, I hope we can get along!

Today let me introduce my family!

My mom is Kenjaku, I call them mama Ken! they are very smart and does a lot of research about humans.

My dad is Itadori Jin, he's a very sweet, kind dad and he's always smiling. Everyone says I take after my daddy a lot!

My uncle is Sukuna, he's my dad's older twin brother. My uncle is very strong that people call him the King of Curses! But he likes to tease me and calls me BRAT all the time so sometimes I get mad and punch him with black flash. Daddy says that's because Uncle Sukuna thinks I'm very cute so he can never leave me alone.

My grampa is Itadori Wasuke! He's a big tsundere but also a big softie inside. Because my parents are busy, grampa is the one raising me. My grampa is the best grampa in the world and I love him so much!

Choso-nii is my onii-chan! He's my half-big brother from Mama Ken's previous marriage. I only met him recently after mama Ken brought him home but Choso-nii already loves me so much that he's always with me wherever I go. I love Choso-nii too cuz he's very kind and patient and spoils me a lot!

Yeah, he's with me today too. He's that tall guy in the back with twintails, yes! the one who is now crying loudly like a kid. Choso-nii! Why are you crying?? Please stop crying, you're making me embarrassed in front of my new friends!

"Yuujiiiiii!!! Onii-chan loves Yuuji so much too!! 😭"

Stop it! Choso-nii! You're noisy!

Pssst mama Ken is actually Choso-nii's papa! But i dunno how that happened. Daddy said I will understand once I become an adult. Everyone says that Choso-nii takes after Mama Ken but if he hears you say that, he will beat you, so be careful!

My family is very fucked-up strong and powerful! And eventho sometimes we fight, we love each other so much that we still chase look after each other even after being separated for 1000 years and 150 years!

[lokh]

in a world where the dungeon meshi cast are playing a ttrpg. did shuro just like inexplicably get roped in one day and he just. kept showing up

[fanstuffrantings]

Concept: elf tav who is just under 300, all of her children died as adventurers or guards. Her husband and her became vastly different people in the wake of all the grief. They havent spoken in years, incapable of existing around each other before breaking down. The journey after the crash she keeps seeing shadows her kids in the various party members and as such she desperately wants to help them. Save them in ways she couldn't for her own children. A pillar of love and guidance because her children may be gone, but she will always be a mother.

[skunkes]

what they dont tell you about being incredibly introspective is that you'll think you're done making realizations and then you'll just make more realizations always all the time forever

[theshadowrealmitself]

Something something something angst about the mantle of hero identities getting passed around to new people, the duty of other heroes to accept this because it’s important that civilians keep feeling safe, villains being the only ones to truly get to mourn the original heroes and choosing to step out of their villain identities because they liked fighting the person not the hero, etc etc etc

[mangofanarts]

q!Bbh......you'll always be famous to me...........

[backpackingspace]

thinking about how for like the first two years of obi wans apprenticeship qui gon did not give a fuck what obi wan did (or even really what happened to him) before snapping out of it and realizing he was actually very much responsible for this child and course corrected into being a helicopter parent and how obi wan always read this as mistrust instead of concern and guilt.