still cannot get over how much of a toxic sweat joel is. like if you watched his pov for mcc you would have no idea that his main schtick is that he's literally a builder on a fantasy roleplay server he is one of the most unnecessarily competitive players ive ever seen. the guy taught himself to speed bridge for tgttos and he occasionally does it on empires just to show off. he posted a clip on twitter of him playing tgttos on mcc island and the only words he says in the whole clip are "fuck off" four times. he camps the subreddit and viciously attacks anyone who places his team lower than top 5. someone so much as looks at him funny on stream in empires and he goes back to his base, grabs a chestplate and 5 golden apples, and hunts them down in complete silence until they're dead. you just know that man spends hours of his free time grinding competitive minecraft and for WHAT. to build a floating island???? to babysit his armor stand son????? NOBODY does it like him
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I have suddenly gotten the desire to read a fic where Billy gets to grow up. Literally nothing more than that. Like huh. I want to see him grow and become an adult and I want to see the journey he takes and I want to see how the people around him go about it. What will he look like once he's grown into his skin. What will Captain Marvel be seen as to others. What will he become
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The thing about the original "no but seriously imagine it" post that always gets me is like why the fuck would dan and phil be there. Fob mcr and patd are all bands in a pretty similar niche, so it kinda makes sense to imagine a joint performance. but it makes literally no sense to say they'd invite two random YouTubers (that they've probably never heard of), just so they could make out on-stage. Like. It was already pretty unrealistic but that throws the plausibility of the scenario completely out the window.
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