#these bitches FRUITY

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Soft moments for soft moments on valentines

[pencilscratchins]

i think nancy brining eddie to prom to piss of her father is actually very funny. (twitter) [ID IN ALT]

[rubitheracoon]

I have gathered a vast collection of alastor doing the hand over the month and a bit hazbin has been out

I'm gonna continuously edit this post whenever I find more

Now sit back and enjoy these screenshots of the silliest guy in hazbin hotel :] (aside from lucifer)

I CANT ADD ANYMORE NOOOOOO

I reposted this with more images here :>

[barfville]

stupiud fruit

[sciencebees]

LET'S GO FRYERS

[saintxgerard]

This was still such a normal commentary on Frank trying to tune his guitar. It’s so normal the words Gerard was saying to him. Really average.

[cat-downthestreet]

thinking about the last time my dad and I hung out to play Genshin. he was playing through act 2 of the Liyue archon quest and I was doing Kaveh's hangout again.

then that scene in the House of Daena where Alhaitham randomly shows up and teases the hell out of Kaveh happened. my dad paused his game just to watch. and at the end of it, you wanna know what he said? in an overly dramatic Cyno impression, "these two need to get over themselves and go on a date already"

my dad doesn't even know who Alhaitham and Kaveh are and he still ships them. pack it up fellas we won 🫡

on a side note, did anyone else notice how Alhaitham has this tiny little smile on his face when he's talking about how Kaveh used to annotate every book he read during their Akademiya days? also the fact that he knew exactly where to find the books Kaveh annotated in the library even after they were moved out of sight by some old geezer. not to mention the architecture book Kaveh found that Alhaitham read and wrote in at some point despite not caring about architecture. this man is down bad istg

[daigah]

Ted and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic

[sciderman]

Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

[thefandomcassandra]

Every Time You Complain About How Mean La'ezel And Shadowheart Are, I Become More Sapphic And Spitefully In Love With Them Both

[father-dingus]

I saw a post awhile ago saying that Robin and Steve would end up playing the same DnD character (I can't find it anywhere plz help lmao. I'll tag them if I do find it.) and I totally agree.

But, I also love the idea that Eddie wouldn't allow that because they have to play their own seperate characters (or at least something along those lines) and makes them make new characters. Instead, they figure out a way to work around that. They make conjoined twin characters. That way they can both play two people but they are quite literally attached by the hip. Where ever one goes, so does the other. They share a body too. So, maybe they only roll one dice or both roll two different dice but it only effects one attack. If they were to use a bow and arrow for example, Robin's roll effects the hold of the actual bow but Steve's roll would effect the pull of the string. So, if Robin rolled high the aim would be on point but, then Steve rolls low and the power behind the actual shots a little lackluster.

I also love the idea that Eddie does everything he can to try and split them up.

"Sir Steve and Bobin. The old witch approaches you, her eyes glistening in joy at the sight of her lost spell book. 'Oh thank you, thank you for getting it back! In reward I offer you both this potion which grants you both your own bodies to possess.' " Eddie says, eyebrows raising near the end of his speech in expectancy.

"No thanks." Steve and Robin say at the same time, both quite literally said looking like the epitome of the :) emoticon (and if they end up keeping the spell book in spite... Well that's Eddie's problem).

[undead-knick-knack]

[zhoras-bitch]

Romancing Vesper or f!Onyx in WTC is particularly juicy because this way MC gets to hate herself not only because of her 'unholy' powers, but also because she's gay, which is x2 religious trauma combo.

[thelesbododo]

I undertand what they meant, but Dazai is anything but a straight man.

[missmisnomer]

💙 I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart 💙

[itsrheasgirl]

WHAT IS THIS RHEA, YOU FRUITY BITCH!