#they act like old couple

[poanist]

Megatron stop acting tsundere and kiss your wife pls

[monteruu]

let's see how far we've come :)

[image id: digital illustration of john egbert, jade harley, rose lalonde, and dave strider from homestuck. they are all laying on a blue checkered picnic blanket laying on top of one another in a familiar manner and smiling.

john is at the center laughing heartily while jade is to the right laying down on her side. dave is to the left and is in a comfortable lounging position with one leg over one of john's and is resting his head in rose's lap who is smirking at john and jade's antics.

they are all in their respective godtier outfits. around them are some lush grassy hills with variously colored wildflowers spotting the landscape and the sburb sun setting behind them. end image id.]

[5ummit]

I know where your father hid the family atomics

[mentallyinvernation]

AU where Hob gets into an accident that causes him to lose his memories, so Dream has to explain their relationship. Except, because it’s Dream, he explains it really poorly.

This starts with Hob waking up on his second day in hospital, very confused to find a lanky goth perched on the end of his bed (who’s quite possibly an angel, he’s not sure). And the goth just goes ‘Hello, Hob Gadling’ which sounds infinitely better than what the nurses have been calling him (Bob Galden). Hob feels right. Especially when this stranger says it. The only problem is, he doesn’t recognise this cute goth, and cute goth is just sat there staring at him like he’s waiting for Bob - Rob - Robert - Hob to explain what’s going on, which is insane, because how is Hob supposed to know that when he’s the one in the hospital bed with amnesia. The nurses told him he has amnesia, anyway, so he relays that. The stranger looks stricken by such news. Hob apologises for not remembering the strangers name, and asks if they’re friends or something, which is apparently the wrong thing to do, because suddenly the stranger is standing up - there might even be tears in his eyes, it’s hard to tell in this light. But the prospect of this stranger leaving makes something horrible and scared twist in his gut, so he begs him to stay. This is the only person that’s visited the hospital in search of Hob. The only person that knows him - knows Hob Gadling. And Hob Gadling very much needs someone who knows Hob Gadling right now, because he sure as hell doesn’t.

Now flipping back over to dream, he’s catastrophically reeling from the fact his human doesn’t remember him, and unpacking whatever feelings he might have about that sounds mortifying. So, he’s opting to just abort himself from the situation altogether to save himself the grief (disclaimer: it would not save him from the grief). Except, he can’t leave, because Hob is begging him to stay, looking lost and terrified, and there are Certain Thing’s he needs to know. So, Dream sits back down. He explains that Hob is immortal. He explains they met in 1389. He explains their shared curiosity of life brought them together. He explains they attend centenary dates because they’re bound in an arrangement that’ll last until the end of time unless Hob decides otherwise. (‘As in, Til Death Do Us Part?’ Hob asks, sounding vaguely horrified, vaguely awed, and Dream doesn’t think that’s an inaccurate assessment, so he nods). And it’s not that Dream is rambling, because Dream of the Endless does not ramble, but he can’t seem to Stop Talking all of a sudden - like part of him hopes his words might guide Hob’s memories back into the light. So, he keeps going until there’s nothing left to say, and once he’s finished Hob’s staring at him with wide eyes.

“So, we’re married.” Is what Hob takes from all that.

Dream’s too stunned to correct him.

What’s worse, is Hob just accepts that as reality. He spends a solid minute - a minute - fumbling over the initial shock as he processes that information, before taking the lead on Dream’s silence. He launches into a rant about anything and everything his two-day old memory has to offer, smiling again, and then dares to ask questions about their life.

And Dream just sits there internally screaming about the whole thing.

[vonderful-time]

gortash and durge becoming so obscenely comfortable with each others presence that they just begin doing domestic acts on instinct. oh, gortash needed something from his office? durge hands it to him without even a word between them. oh, durge forgot to wipe the blood from their mouth before entering polite society? gortash takes a thumb and wipes it away without any hesitation or request. they are just so in sync with each other, so attune to each others very presence, that they are able to complete such every day tasks for one another like it’s as easy as breathing.

[adancingkittensuniverse]

FrOzeN sHiP:

yes.yeah

[alexturntable]

motorsportcom Find someone who knows you as well as @/charles_leclerc knows @/carlossainz55! 😂🫶🏽

[stesichoreanpalinode]

Is anyone else picturing Roger and Brian spending evenings ever since Brian moved near to Roger going round to each other’s houses looking through scrapbooks and reminiscing and tinkering with the remixing of Queen I until for them it’s the perfect mix of nostalgia for what they did and achieving what they really wanted to achieve but couldn’t and really having a great time producing the album they wanted for this new relaunch?

Because I am and it is making me very soft.

[stedesparasol]

i'm sorry but people acting like ed & stede are basically straight whereas izzy is the queerest character to ever be queer will never not be funny to me

[jonathanbyersphd]

How can you hate him??? 😭

[preacherboyd]

MASH | 4x14 Mail Call Again

[dykebakugowo]

I still can't decide if Aizawa and Present Mic are very married or very divorced

[ghcstao3]

before they’re together, soap leans heavily on comments he’s received about how he and ghost act like an old married couple, often referring to ghost as his husband, the old-ball-and-chain, his other half etc., just to get a rise out of ghost, but it ends up not having the desired effect as ghost starts occasionally doing the same and suddenly soap fears he has made a grave mistake because hearing ghost refer to him as anything in the general vicinity of his partner has soap short circuiting every time

[sandwichsapphic]

i imagine during their separation in Ring For Jeeves, jeeves dyed his hair just to give bertie a taste of his own medicine for all those times he grew moustaches when jeeves went on holiday

[poppitron360]

People are all like "Nico is emo, he listens to My Chemical Romance" when I KNOW my bro listens to upbeat swing music from the 1930s and you can't convince me otherwise

[spectralish]

fools