#they are besties!

[rere9500-18]

Best friends until the very end 🫶🏾

[buttercups-song]

Can I just say how irritating it is when you make a post in which you call aziraphale and crowley “friends” and you get replies like ‘oh I’m not sure about the friends part’ or ‘~actually~ they’re husbands’. Like, shut up shut up! I never said they were not in love! This two facts are not contradictory!! They are friends! In their own words, they are each others best and only friends! It doesn’t mean they are not in love or are not husbands (well they’re not in canon. Yet). I don’t know if it’s some kind of allo brain rot which tells you that friendships are lesser than romantic/sexual relationship but shut up! It’s literally so important to them that they are friends! It’s the base of their relationship! Isn’t it important to be friends with the person you are in a relationship with?

[kniesys]

they are attached at the hip i swear

[jelliclekay]

my boy alonzo headcanons? happy cats-versary!!

Thank you!!! <3

Also, gonna use this to talk about Alonzo's relationship with my OC Artemis because the two are very close friends and I adore them

I hc Alonzo as a former henchcat who prior to coming to the Junkyard had no idea about the tribe or the traditions of the Jellicles. The two become friends when Artemis, who is the tribe archiver and is incredibly knowledgeable when it comes to tribe traditions and whatnot, offers to teach him about the Jellicles and help integrate him into the tribe.

The two are close friends and like to give each other shit sometimes (affectionately, of course). Artemis is short, and Alonzo will use their head as an arm rest and pretends like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. A lot of "Lonz, stop that." "Hm, stop what?" banter going on.

Alonzo also calls Artemis by the nickname "Arty." He isn’t the only cat who calls them this, but he almost exclusively calls them Arty. The only exception is during serious talks between the two, and Artemis always knows something is Up when Alonzo calls them by their full name.

Again just... so much banter about Artemis being small and Artemis shooting back that Alonzo is “too tall.” 

But still the two love and care for each other a lot. Artemis because they weren’t very sociable before Alonzo, and he really helped them get more comfortable talking with others, and Alonzo because Artemis helped him become familiar with tribe traditions all while never once doubting his character or distrusting him because of his past.

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[immoralfag]

for my fellow solitaireheads

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[damienthepious]

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

[sabertoothwalrus]

now if he wants to ask him out there's paperwork and courting rituals and stuff

[rere9500-18]

Some people are complaining that Nya said “our friend” and nothing about Jay being her boyfriend (and saying that we need more Jaya moments.)

We have enough romantic Jaya moments. And they ARE besties?? 😭 So technically, she wasn’t lying lmfao

Plus, I love platonic Jaya (Thunderstorm), soooo 🥰🫶🏾

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[onekisstotakewithme]

having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[heedra]

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc