Stewed this up in like 15 minutes
They r very very silly 2 me
(Also ignore the fucked up hand im extremely sleepy honk mimimimimi)
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Cute IM headcanon
Dish children sleep with their hands near or covering their heads in an attempt to “protect” their most vulnerable spot. (Cupbros still do this??? I dunno??????)
Also, my little sister use to grip and tug on her ear when she was a baby so I like the idea that dish children do that too lol.
If cup stays really, really still outside, like in a park, oftentimes he’ll end up with a bunch of birds decidedly perching on him or near him. And he honestly doesn’t mind it. Used to keep bird seed in his pockets
Cuphead used to keep a bag of candies (usually hard candy, suckers, mints, or sour candy) in a pocket in his coat whenever he got hungry or just wanted something sweet. He stopped bc they’d accidentally melt/got too sticky/ someone while patting him down (for something) found it and teased him about it.
Mugman seems like that one kid who would eat whole lemons and limes, pulp, peel and all
Anyways enjoy. I’m working on art and stuff so ig stay tuned?
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GG doodles
I was bored of a different project and this was the result
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I learned how to draw goobers and you don’t understand how freaking happy this makes me. LOOK AT THEM GOOD GOD THEY’RE SO SILLY
Y’all remember the SpongeBob movie? Yeah. They’re goofy goobers. 🫧💜💚
like- this is it, this is the content.
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the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.
source
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cockwarming miguel while he’s tinkering on one of his gadgets.
his fat cock stuffing you full. there’s a hand on your hip holding you still. as much as he wanted you to move, he had to finish what he was doing first.
miguel said he was gonna be done an hour ago but as much as you begged, he still wouldn’t move from his seat.
earlier, you had the wise idea of trying to lure him to bed with sex, but that got you stuck in your current situation; you sat all nice and pretty on his cock, face buried in his neck and fingers twisted in his hard as he tinkered away.
you were itching to move, to get any sort of friction, and miguel could tell. his hand squeezed the fat of your hip, reminding you not to squirm.
“a couple more minutes.” he said, kissing the top of your head. he sounded out of breath. you know he wanted you just as much as you wanted him, you just had to give him a little extra push.
you contracted your walls around him, squeezing his cock in a delicious way. his movement stuttered and he groaned before telling you to knock it off.
of course you wouldn’t. you needed him, and you needed him now.
squirming out of his grip, you rolled you hips against him at just the right angle where it felt amazing for the both of you.
miguel’s hands flew to your hips, grinding you down harder against him. his full attention was on you now. your fingers tightened in his hair causing him the groan out.
that was the final straw.
he swiftly pushed the rolling chair away from the desk, wrapping your legs around his waist before standing up. at least you got what you wanted (plus a little more).
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Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable
EDIT: hey if youre here at the source of this post please read my webcomic, @killcount ! I post twice a week and I’ve been working on it for almost 5 years. Please check it out- as I want it to be my lifes work and I want to get away from my awful job and do my real passion for a living. Thank you
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i think it’s important to spread awareness of flawed scientific practices. date your lineage findings, people! this is how mistakes are made
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The amount of interesting research about placoderms in recent years gives me life.
They are such goobers.
Dunkleostes, Amazichthys, Alienacanthus and Entelognathus
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