#they are together and married your honor

[c28hunter]

What did Nace post to announce Stožice Album? This

Whose favourite song is Vem da greš? His:

I am not delulu I have eyes

[ingravinoveritas]

David wearing a gorgeously sparkly outfit and black kilt while holding a dog and talking to Michael at the BAFTAs. I cannot...

[roykentschesthair]

I just feel like Jamie would move in with Roy before they ever start dating. Before they even realize that a majority source of their tension is romantic/sexual. First it just makes sense that Jamie comes in after their early morning practice, he needs to eat and Lord knows he can’t cook, but Roy can, and he knows his dietary guidelines and he has a shower and yes it’s only two-in-one shampoo, but he doesn’t need all that fancy shit, just go shower!

But Jamie brings a bag of toiletries the next morning because he’s not subjecting his beautiful hair to that monstrosity again, and then it only makes sense that he’d have a change of clothes, because the first time he’d had to borrow stuff from Roy, and he doesn’t think anyone on the team noticed but Beard had given him one of those weird looks of his and Jamie isn’t meant for black or dark heather charcoal so he brings his own stuff.

And then it makes sense to ride in to Richmond with Roy because they’re going back to his place after for their next training and more home cooked meals and maybe sleeping over makes total sense because they’re going to be up and training at four anyway

And then it’s been weeks, months, and Jamie is at Roy’s more than he’s home, and even the off season keeps the same way, except they don’t go in to practice during the day and Jamie convinces Roy to play FIFA with him and Roy cooks and makes Jamie read and watch old movies and they hang out with Phoebe together because she adores Jamie and Jamie adores and spoils her and Roy goes to visit Georgie and Simon because why wouldn’t he?

All of this to say I honestly think they’d get married before ever going on a first date because to them it just makes sense.

[pittsburghhockeybirds]

How it started & how it's going (✿◠‿◠)

[achillesuwu]

What if Hob asks "So what is your name?" and Dream answers him by just saying "Dream".

Meanwhile, hob understand "lol, keep dreaming for that one" and he is like "you know what? We are officially friends now. I'm going to make him regret that. Nickname stick forever. " so he says " Alright, Dream :)" and Dream doesn't know that Hob totally misunderstood the situation.

They (of course) never talk about it until, ten years later Hob say something like "Looks I love your nickname and I will continue to use it but I should at least know what is your real name 😕"

Dream :? Dream is my real name

Hob: what do you mean it's your real name

Dream : '-' My whole name is Dream of the Endless

Hob :

Dream :

Hob : WHAT—

[queermeetsthe90s]

Eric: Bye Jack! Bye Shawn! Bye Topanga! Bye Angela! Bye Jack!

Cory: You said 'bye Jack' twice.

Eric: I like Jack.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[zoynkzz]

I've decided that Grant and Marco definitely met on a minecraft server when they were 10. Like, playing skywars or hunger games or some shit. And they kinda stopped talking when the Forgotten Realms stuff happened, but they reconnected a year or two after and they had an intensely gay mutual pining stint througout highschool/college until Grant finally visited one summer and they were engaged within the month. I just think it'd be funny

[thebekashow]

Ahh.. husband and wife <3

its a crackship but i love them both :333 they just go together..

Crazy boy x crazy girl.

[edwardslostalchemy]

Shouto and Ochako being such close friends that people think they're together is one of my favorite funny tropes because Shouto is over here like "I'm gay but if anyone hurts her, I will murder them", and Ochako is over here not even saying anything, she'll straight up jump someone if they try to hurt Shouto.

[c28hunter]

The live line of Jan Peteh

Step 1. Deny having a wife

Step 2. Don't deny having a husband actually confirm it over and over again

Step 3. CoNspIrACy tHeOrIeS

[ingravinoveritas]

Tonight is press night for Macbeth, and Michael is sitting in the second row beaming at David as proud as can be. The two of them looking at each other like that is everything...

[pollyna]

au in which Ice carrier follows Mav's path, and in 2020, they are still Captain, and both get called to teach for the mission. The whole dagger squad takes a single look at them and decides they aren't all that they think they are until they're up in the air. It's devastating for everyone's ego and the pushup they have to do? They become a current joke between Ice and Mav every time someone tries to underestimate them.

[martianbugsbunny]

The way Sheriff calls Lightning “son” and the way Doc calls Lightning “rookie” or “kiddo” give the same paternal vibe so I now pronounce them gay married for the sake of their mutual son

[laststandx3]

it's not my fault they went with the wedding imagery 💍👰🏻‍♂️

[28-destiel-505]