#they both look so gooooooood

[unhinged-nymph]

Link Neal, a certified ho ho ho :)

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[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie stealing the wings off adam's corpse for herself and vaggie thinks that's hot AU, blame @a-cold-day-in-pentagram-city for this not me

the cannibals eat the rest of the first dude but dont wanna deal with plucking out feathers so charlie and vaggie scoop up all the wings left over from the dead angels in their front yard, shoving them in a side room of the new hotel

after a bit charlie's like "Should we.... send his wings BACK up there? For burial or something???" and vaggie's like "We could I guess." and charlie's already stroking the wings "Kinda pretty aren't they? When he's not wearing them anyway." which makes vaggie actually look at the wings charlie's petting and go "You know. They ARE kinda the same gold color as your hair...." and they both stare at the wings, and at each other,

and then charlie's in front of a full length mirror checking herself out as Vaggie holds the wings up behind her and they're giggling a little bc really this is so SO morbidly disrespectfully silly but DAMN does charlie look gooooooood with her mom's ex's fancy wings- in fact she looks so good and feels so smug about it that her and vaggie get a little distracted and

charlie drags her dad aside the next morning "Dad I need wings it's important don't ask why but can you please help please" and shapeshifer luicfer's delighted like "OH YOU ENJOY CHANGING YOUR LIVING FLESH VESSEL TOO?? GOSH GOLLY THIS IS ANOTHER PERFECT FATHER DAUGHTER BONDING MOMENT!!!" charlie stops him right there "Dad no I don't want to grow the wings myself there's already a specific pair I want" which has lucifer doing the supportive but confused "??? Okay char-char? What... what wings did you had in m-" charlie holds up the limp wings of her mom's ex / her girlfriend's shitty ex employer "These ones. Don't ask." - "Wh.. why those ones-" - "DAD PLEASE I SAID DON'T ASK."

he doesn't ask. he tries not to think about it either. after all it's a fun chaotic creation request from his daughter and tbh the idea of her having rubber ducky colored wings is very cuuuute to him so it's pretty easy not to think any further past it than that

until he sees a thrilled charlie on her way, leaping and almost crashing out the nearest window before her angel gf swoops in to catch her. seeing chaggie together reminds lucifer of him and lilith, like always, and he sighs in wistful happiness, like always- until he freezes in a cold terror, shaken to the core by the sudden knowledge that he might someday have to explain to his estrange wife why their daughter is flying around on the wings of the dead guy his wife rejected once and who sent murder angels down to kill their people every year for funsies

... on second thought, lilith might be the MOST excited about that of anyone. Or, almost anyone, if the emotionally scaring sounds of chaggie fliting mid air are anything to go by

[sweetracha]

~Smutty Thoughts~

{Changbin}

First time Pet Play with owner! Changbin! We talk about minnie and his puppy, Minho, and his kitten, but what about Changbin and his baby bunny!?!?

He'd be so soft with you, like are such a fragile thing. The most gentle touches as he watches you around the house, exploring the world from this new point of view. Reminders that you are, in fact, just a little bunny and nothing more. Little bunny's don't do things for themselves. They beg cutely for their owners' help.

“Bunny, I need you to pick out which tail” Changbin held out both hands. In one was a soft white round tail plug, and in the other was a more realistic cream color plug with white tufts of fur along the base.

“This one please” Your voice was shaky laced with a hint of embarrassment. You wanted this just as much as he did, if not more, but it was all still new to you. You’ve both been familiar with varying levels of dynamics in the bedroom but something about pet play seemed more intimate and therefore more exposing.

“Bunny, we’ve talked about this. Do little bunnies use their words?”

“No sir…”

“Try that again Bun, I’d hate for your first 10 minutes to be spent in the crate.” There was a note of comfort in his genuinely stern tone.

You nodded then used your ‘paw’ to point to the cream tail plug.

“Good bunny” Changbin tussled your hair “Over your owner's lap, let's get you ready.”

He was gentle with the process, explaining every step of the way.

“Let's just lift your skirt here, and pull these down. Good bunny, that's a gooooooood bun. Now this might be cold but it's okay.” He lets trickles of lube fall against your rim. One finger at a time he stretched you out. He couldn’t help the teasing.

“Look at my bunny, already 2 fingers in. You are so perfect for me. Waiting and ready to be a dumb little bunny. No thoughts in your head, needing an owner for everything. Isn’t that right sweetie? Big eyes but nothing behind them.

He eased the plug into you with a condescendingly loving “biigggggg stretchhhhh”

Once you had a moment to calm down he readjusted you in his lap. This way changbin was able to secure your matching ears into your hair. He always loved the flop bunny aesthetic more, something so sweet and innocent. Something he could corrupt.

After a few more moments of Changbin sending you into headspace, he hushed you and pulled something from the bedside drawer. Before you knew a bite gag shaped like a carrot was placed between your teeth.

“Good job bunny, now try to be quiet for your owner.”

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Joel Dealing with Preggo Wife as you're sitting in your little sofa chair, watching the TV with curious eyes and twiddling your toes propped up on the ottoman.

Joel just folding some clothes when suddenly you shout in a long drawn out yell:

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Joel sits up quickly. "What what is it what's wrong??"

You clear your throat, "Nothing!" You peep, giving him too thumbs up and a chipper smile.

He gives you a curt look but then turns back to folding.

Then

"aaaaAAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You screech with your hands clutching your belly and your face all screwed up in obvious pain.

"Honey! What's wrong??"

"Nothing!" You say again. Your face is so happy and smiley, as if there's not a hint of the woman just screaming bloody Mary 11 seconds ago. "Im gooooooood."

Joel doesn't even fully turn around when you open your mouth and wail,

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Joel stands over you with his hands on his hips as you take a deep breath when the ache passes through you again.

"Are you in pain?"

"No! No no noooooOooOooO baby I'm good! I'm soooooo good! A-okay superman!" You wink at him, drumping your hands on your thighs and swaying back and forth as if you were dancing to a tune.

Joel raises his eyebrow and watches you without blinking...and after a few moments your little reassuring smile starts to dissolve into wide eye horror, fingernails digging into the plush armrests next to you as another wave of pain freezes your body and overcomes you slowly, your mouth opening and voice carrying out your throat :

"aaaaaaaaaHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUIUIJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Mmmmmhm. Not in pain, right?" Joel says to his stubborn, stubborn, born-on-a-stub Wife.

You suck in rapid breaths of air, eyes squeezed to hold in the tears welling up as you shake your head at your husband like the worst liar known to man.

He purses his lips trying not to let out the giggle puffing through his chest.

"My brave brave stubborn girl." He kisses your forehead.

"M' not stubbor-- oooohhAOOOHHHHHHAAAAARHHHGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRTYYYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHUUHUUHUUUHHH!!!!!!!

Joel kneels beside you with his hand on yours. "Deep breaths with me, babe."

You follow his suit and breathe in then force it out, in and out in and out, Letting out little grunts with the pangs in your belly. Your fingers grip his shoulder as you grit yoyr teeth "fucker-fuckin-fucking fuck fucker-"

"Okay, whatever you say, just breathe."

"Fuckin--ahhh! Stupid-stupid ugly beard fuck ughhh- ugh fuck--your nose is so cute mmm AH--yeah hate you fucker- sweet daddy I love y--FUCK!"

He just keeps nodding, urging you to breathe in and out with him as you let your wildly confusing pains.

He just knows his daughter is going to keep both of you on your toes.

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[dreamyeuphoricll]

When aot characters are asked which anime characters are their type:

Rukia 🥹I get u Eren…she does look so much like Mikasa. I like your type

She looks so much like Annie😭🔥

Mikasa and Guts? They look so gooooooood😭

Sasha and Sanji are perfection🥹❤️Foodie x cook. Of course Sasha’s type would be a cook

My bro Jean has a thing for hot mommies😭🔥Yor best Waifu as Jean’s type

I see what u did there,Annie😏

Hange and Kakashi? I mean they’re both goofy so they’d make a funny couple,I love it

Omg🥹❤️they’re both serious and cool. I like Erwin’s type…Erza is so cool

😹😭I’d like to see this

[melodyatlas]

6, 9, 12 for the ask game

and bonus if you want, for the NSFW Alphabet, J, R, and W for Tim and maybe Slade? ❤️

6. Show us a bit of a WIP!

Each step Slade takes closer to the pair shows just how much Dick thinks he's going to free them when he gets close enough. Too bad, pretty bird. His fingers thread through Dick's shiny locks when he's within reach, first softly, a sweet reassurance that everything's going to be okay. Then he tightens his grip, tugging back a few inches, just to watch as it jerks Tim along with him. The matching yelps it pulls from the Bats is music to his ears, and he's sure they're both glaring at him from behind their white-out lenses. His lips curl up in a mean grin, “Hey, pretty bird. Looks like someone clipped your wings here.”

9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!

cut me open, take my heart - by Sandrine

of course my rec is gonna be a jaytim fic lmao, its so gooooooood, one of my faves! it's jason finding out that tim has some Feelings about him and knives and them playing around with that. the characterization of both of them is so good, and i rly like the authors voice and how they portray jason and tims dynamic

12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?

oooh i actually dont rly come up with a lot of crazy aus? my birds of passage series has an alternate dimension where the bats are all genderswapped and a couple of them end up crossing into the main verse? but i dont think thats very far out there 😂

J) Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tim - i think tim is like, weirdly clinical about it, but also does it all the time lmao. need to fall asleep? jack off. stuck on a case? jack off. overwhelmed by all the WE work that he shouldn't actually have to deal with but does? jack off. he swears by it as a means to clear his head

Slade - tbh i don't have any headcanons for slade about this and when i tried to think on it more all that popped into my head was him pulling out creepy stalker photos of the titans from back when he was in that fued that he's just held onto for this specific purpose gsjgdkdbdkdn like just imagine a shot of dick in his nightwing suit taken from 4 blocks away with a shitty red target drawn over him, that's what slades using to get off and it works

R) Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)

Tim - yeah, so tim canonically made out with lynx on a rooftop and seeing as how he was still unsure if she was an undercover cop or actually running a gang, i definitely think he's up for risks. i also know that like openly sexual core four is highly fanon but cmon. they were a bunch of hormonal teenagers in stressful situations with little and then no adult supervision. they definitely blew off steam together. and you don't mess around with an Amazonian, a speedster, and an alien and NOT be game for experimentation lmao

Slade - slade is nothing but risk in bed babeeyyy, his wife shot him in the face and you can't tell me that he doesn't regularly have what they call hatesex with dick on the regular (it's not hatesex, it just makes them feel better to call it that), im just saying that kind of taste does not lend well to vanilla sex with no experimentation lmao

W) Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Tim - i think bc tim knows he can lie to bruce and get away with it and also got away with embezzling an entire batmobile so young he realized he could do Anything and get away with it, so i think he uses that for purposes that others might find questionable but he literally always has a reason, like for example "tim, why did you buy a chuck e cheese and hide it in the batarang budget?" "oh, we realized a bunch of members of the titans didnt ever get to experience having a birthday party there so i bought one, had it redesigned back to the old 90s aesthetic and then we marathoned parties for everyone so they could get it"

Numbered Ask Game

NSFW Alphabet Ask Game

[inevitably-ineffable-husbands]

OHHH, did you see the way Crowley talked to Gabriel? Honestly gives the scene Michael Sheen played so much more depth. I forget it was him playing Crowley who's just pretending to be the ever-kind Azzi, but actually FUMING. Hell yeah, you TELL HIM.

Also The Kiss (tm) and Azzi's pained gasp afterwards? How he still touched Crowley's back?? Do you think his (Azzi's) love language is words of affirmation or touch by the way? I saw you mentioning Crowley's in another post. Because after this series I'm CONFLICTED.

PS Your blog and metas are a DELIGHT in these turbulent times.

Hey Nonny!!

Ahhh, thank you so much for your kind words! I am so happy you enjoy my posts!! <3

OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD I loved the confrontation scene with Crowley and Gabriel. Michael Sheen is SO amazing as an actor! Like, that scene makes S1E6's ending SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL, because now we know how traumatized that Gabriel's threat made Crowley. He's SO PROTECTIVE of Azzie it's RIDICULOUS. And sadly it's to the point where I feel like Crowley is TOO SCARED to let Aziraphale know of anything bad happening, because Azzie is "too pure-hearted" and Crowley wants to always keep him in a bubble of protection. I think THAT got spurned on by Aziraphale's reaction the first time he thought he was going to Fall. Azzie was genuinely trying so hard not to cry. I think it was THAT moment that Crowley chose to never let "bad things" into Aziraphale's world (and when I think he started his "showing up for all Azzie's rescues") because Aziraphale is "too pure-hearted" for bad things to happen to him, so Crowley keeps him in a bubble where Azzie is safe, and happy, and things the best of everyone.

"I think I understand a whole lot better than you do," Crowley says about the job in Heaven, and it's TRUE, because Crowley has always kept Aziraphale sheltered from The Not Good Stuff.

Unfortunately, Crowley's overprotectiveness finally came to bite him, because Azzie's naïvety about Heaven is what will get him into a trouble even Crowley can't save him from...

Or so it looks like it...

As for The Kiss, OMG. Nonny. YES, I actually mention in this post here what I think Azzie's love languages are: quality time, initially, but that, over the years they've known each other has morphed also into physical touch. AND now that you mention it, yes, words of affirmation as well! And while he generally does display all the love languages with everyone (he is a being made of love, after all), he's MORE blatant about it with Crowley, specifically with those three. I feel like, by the end of S3, both of them will display all five of them to each other, without hesitation.

As I said before, Crowley's is more pronounced BECAUSE he's very devoted to giving Azzie anything he wants without hesitation. Azzie's love languages are more subtle, but VERY VERY noticeable if you know which ones to look for.

GOD I love them so much, I want to eat my clown shoes, LOL.

[ficmesideways]

Request for Anonymous Gif Source: The one bed

Imagine being friends with the Winchesters and you and Dean are pining for each other and on one hunt the two of you have to share a bed.

------- Imagine -------

“God I can’t wait to just shower and crash in a nice…cozy…” you looked at the motel Sam was currently in the office of to get you all rooms. “well, a bed at any rate, as long as it is clean I don’t care. I’m tired of sleeping in the car.” Dean looked over at you looking just as haggard and tired. “Amen to that.” He said and you didn’t notice the way his eyes lingered on you while you stood straighter, stretching your neck and then you back before leaning back against Baby next to him. Nor did you see the way his eyes lingered on your backside, him biting his lip, as you pushed away from the car at Sam’s approach.

“So get this,” Sam said looking between the two of you, “They only had one room left. There are two queens though.” Sam finished in a rush when he noticed you face drop.

“Oh, come one Sam!” You said defeated. “I am too tired and way too sore to try and crash on the couch, or in the car if god forbid their isn’t a couch.”

Sam sighed. Both him and Dean knew your pain. The very few times there had not been enough rooms or beds in a given location you had all alternated sleeping on the couch or in the car to make it fair. More often than not though you did it because you felt bad for the much taller men trying to make that sacrifice for you. “I am sorry.” Sam said giving you his patented puppy dog eyes. “That’s all they had left. We could keep driving but the manager said the next closest Inn is over seventy five miles away.”

You groaned and made a whining noise in your throat. You knew you sounded like a petulant child, but you didn’t care. The three of you had just got off a very long, and very hard hunt and you all just needed to decompress. This situation could not be happening at a worse time.

“Why don’t we just share? One night won’t kills us.” Dean asked from behind you. You thanked whatever God was above that he was in fact still behind you as you blushed and looked at Sam for support. He knew how you felt about his brother, had for a long time, if there was anyone you could count on to help you out of this situation it was him.

Sam smiled then looking at you before facing Dean an replying, “You know what, that’s a great idea.”

‘Traitor!’ You screamed in your head before plastering on a fake smile and turning back to face Dean. “Sounds like a plan Winchester.” Did your voice just squeak, you thought. “I get first dibs on the shower though.

Dean just shrugged in acknowledgement, seemingly fine with how the night was turning out. You on the other hand were a bundle of nerves and resigned yourself to a very, very cold shower. You would need it. You were about to share a bed with a man you had been pining for for months! How in hell were you ging to lay in bed next to Dean fucking Winchester and not jump the man’s bones.

“You ok there (Y/N), you’ve gone a little pale?” Dean asked sidling next to you as the three of you approached the room, and your doom.

“Yep, yep, all good Dean. Alllll gooooooood.” You said knowing you sounded crazy, but trying to smile through it. Dean just snorted and let you enter the room first watching you bend to set down your bags and remove your jacket exposing part of your upper back.

“Fuck, tonight is going to be a long night.” He said to himself before joining you and Sam inside and closing the door.

[canonically47]

re re re review!

ahh fuck it i stayed up this late might as well review now!

disventure camp all stars episode 12: hungry like the wolf - review

SPOILERS!!! (but you knew that.)

boring challenge premise but whats new

derek absolutely mistreats trevor (and his remorse is sooo half-assed and ooc jjst between you and me btw) but whats new

this episode will suck but whats- oh shit wait a sec!!

KING ALEC KICKED TOM IN THE BALLS LFG FUCK YOU TOM 🔥🔥🔥

jake and aiden not being petty and not arguing for once just for jake to ruin it by talking about tom is. oof. talk about being the second worst character. this guy just never gets better

absolutely hilarious how alec went up to connor, sweet talked him, then saw the flag and attacked him. then proceeded to win. what a fucking king.

good to see riya go for some long-run strategy by possibly securing her safety with ally. but it's obvious ally has very little left to live on the show so who cares.

good on connor for proving he was worth coming back! i dig him. i think a finale with him, alec and maybe someone like grett or gabby would be so fun to watch, granted that alec wins ofc but still

oo a tie!!! uuugh but i bet it'll be tom that wins anyways because ONC loves the love triangle and the fujoshis that worship tomjake and- wait what the fu

OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOD TOM WENT OUT I AM SOOOO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW GUYS. GUYS. GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*vox voice* YEEEEEEESSSS!!! FUUUUCK 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 YOU TOM AHAHAHAHAAAAA ‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS BETTER THAN ANGRY REVIEWS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

guys do you understand that ONC conciously took the decision of a tie-breaker that MADE TOM LOSE. do you understand how much unfortunate faith i have in them rn. THANK GOD THE LOVE TRIANGLE IS OVER

I REPEAT THE LOVE TRIANGLE IS OVERRRRRR AHAHAHAHHAAH 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 FUUUUUUUUCK THIS OVERRATED MID ASS BORING ASS MISCOMMUNICATING PATHETIC STUPID SHIP I'M THROWING A DAMN PARTY TOMORROW MORNING

sorry got a bit intense there i am normal i swea- did derek and krystal just.

AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUR TOXIC TREVEK YAOI ‼️‼️‼️ I NEVER LIKED THEM I NEVER ROOTED FOR THEM I NEVER WANTED THEM AND LOOKIE LOOKIE ‼️‼️‼️ LOOK WHO'S WINNING WITH THIS EPISODE ‼️‼️‼️ EAT SHIT (idk who im adressing the shit eating to im just happy)

trevor why are you crying over a man that doesn't even value you as a person. get up king go kiss emily to retaliate (qpr tremily save me qpr tremily)

not only am i a prophet but i am also super petty!! and the fact that both the love triangle amd trevek got incredibly fucked over this episode it's a ten outta ten for me. complete with riya and alec winning reward, yul getting five seconds of screentime total, connor being useful and jake and aiden almost dying by a wolf... yeah 10/10 for sure.

it's a 10/10 even without my petty jokes. aiden's VA made me crack up this episode, the love triangle got a fitting end, alec deserved immunity, we all knew krystek was coming sooner or later, honestly it's a well-written episode overall what can i say!!

only thing im sad about is my aroace krystal hc is completely out the window but its a small price to pay for trevek death. disventure camp sucks too much to have the honor of aspec characters anyways

two good episodes back to back we are so back dc fans. so back!!!!!!!!

[eoieopda]

Jade unnie, don’t kill me, but can you do “What Sarah Said” by Death Cab for Cutie with darksided!Yoongi? (I know, I know, I’m a monster but I feel like you can make something so haunting and beautiful with this!)

oh my gooooooood. how could you? ☠️ i love this song but FUCK. okay okay okay. this one may be shorter than others given the whole thing??

Darksided AU Masterlist

listen here

cw: ANGST, hospital, OC is terminally ill (brief reference but no detailed description or specific illness mentioned), discussion of death, just the saddest shit (but nobody dies in this story fwiw)

but i’m thinking about what sarah said / that love is watching someone die / so who’s gonna watch you die?

Nobody says the quiet part out loud.

When you stand in front of all your friends and promise to be with someone in sickness and in health, you don’t comprehend the former. It’s a hypothetical, statistically inevitable but impossible to fathom; and you’ll turn a blind eye to it for as long as you can. A promise you can’t feel the weight of until it’s sitting heavy on your shoulders, forcing you to your knees.

How fitting that his very first promise to you came the same way.

When Yoongi made his vows, he meant them. And when he said til death do us part, he said it with his eyes locked on yours; with his entire chest. All he ever wanted was to spend the rest of his life tied to you, loving you, growing with you.

It all seemed so simple back then, looking at you in that white dress.

It didn’t dawn on him until now that, sooner or later, the bill comes due. When you reach the last stop, one person has to get off first. Someone has to live a life built jointly, alone.

Yoongi didn’t know how to do that.

Sitting now at your bedside, your cold hand rested in his. You were smiling, though it burned up all your energy to do so. It was blinding and all-consuming, even under harsh fluorescents. Try as he might, he couldn’t keep his eyes off the cannula resting just above the curve of your lips.

This was the first time Yoongi had ever wanted to avert his eyes from you, and the realization made him feel sick. You had no business in a place like this and he couldn’t accept your presence here.

Effervescent. Magnetic, though that pull was steadily getting weaker.

He knew, of course, that the version of you in front of him was the same person he’d slept next to every single night for years. You were every perfect memory, locked in his heart forever. Laughing, crying, cooking, dancing, sitting quietly on the couch.

You, laying there now at half your weight, were the same person who loved him completely - even in his worst condition. The one who unknowingly helped him repair every cracked and dented piece of himself. Who had never once dropped him, scuffed him, shattered him.

He knew all of this - really, he did - but as he searched your face now, he couldn’t find you.

You were lightning in a bottle; and these sterile walls and muted, linoleum tiles didn’t reflect the way you inherently glowed. To the contrary, they absorbed it, took it hostage. They swallowed it whole and now Yoongi was sitting cold in the dark.

But he wore a black suit; slid that ring on your trembling, once-warm finger; and vowed to hold your hand for as long as you both shall live. Yoongi bore witness to your life. Now, he was going to have to watch you die.

And when it was his turn at the end of the line, he’d follow you into the dark.

[lashysdomain]

So vayuya! you're friends with that dumb jock guy right? Is the rumors true that he's dating a totally famous streamer?

"DUDE OKAY GET THIS:"

"The jock dude I've been dealing with is totally head over heels for this cosplay girl. Her fandom is so hyper aggressive it's not even funny (okay it's a little funny)."

"They're not dating yet but if you look at his Insta he's so obviously in love with her it's kind of sickening! He keeps coming to me for advice but that guy has whatever it is she's into, I can't even help lol!"

"She's so stupid to not see how he feels already, her fans have picked up on it hard and I go into her sub now just to stir shit up it's so much fun."

"They're both super busy so most of their interactions are public and the times where people even think he's flirting with her or doing something silly it gets clipped to hell!"

"I posted some stupid shit when the girl was walking funny in the sub and oh my gooooooood I'm so glad I have ringside seats for this. One of them found his weird sports calendars and started trying to do math to see how big his dick is and I made it so much worse. Put some math on an image and circle "17 inches" and no one checks it."

"I've seen some of the messages he's gotten and ohhhhh my god they're such little freaks! Not like, good freak, like, god, please go outside and touch grass you've been huffing bath water for too long."

"I'm going to go fuck around on Reddit again tonight actually after classes, thanks for reminding me."

[buckysimp101]

Deleted Scene 4- Love at First Grade (18+)

Single Dad!Bucky Barnes x Single Mom!Reader; Teacher!Bucky x CEO!Reader

request: do you take requests for any one-shots or just love at first grade? because i noticed that post you made about riding bucky's thigh... i wouldn't mind reading some more of that 😏

warnings: thigh riding, a lil edging, a lil dirty talk

a/n: ehehehehe, this lil drabble is just that. a lil drabble. it’s on the shorter end for one of my deleted scenes but that’s what these are supposed to be! enjoy, folks!

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“Honey, you alright in here?” Bucky’s voice pulled you out of your research. Another day, another company looking for you to invest in them and pull them head first into the world of medical technology. You’d practically locked yourself in your home office the last couple days, leaving for three things: food, bathroom, and sleep. You could barely hear Avery and Becca in their playroom as you pulled your attention away from your work and absentmindedly rubbed your stomach where Tessa was kicking up a storm. The last week was one of the first in your pregnancy where you hadn’t been practically living over the toilet, a reprieve that you truly appreciated. Bucky had been busy with work and getting the girls to school on time, but he was also your usual doting husband. Making sure you were fed and hydrated, rubbing your back and pulling your hair out of your face, massaging your shoulders whenever you needed it.

“I’m alright, Buck. Just busy, I have to get this proposal finished before the weekend so we can get it to Maria and legal by the beginning of next week,” you groaned, both at the realization of how much you still had left and a particularly strong kick delivered to your bladder by Tessa. Bucky crossed the room and stood behind you, massaging your shoulders to soothe you. Your head lolled back into his chest at the feeling of his hands on you and your body felt like you’d been struck by lightning. Just because you’d been pretty sick during your pregnancy so far, didn’t mean that your hormones had disappeared completely. Every day you found yourself even more sexually attracted to Bucky, something you didn’t even know was possible. You wanted him all the time but Tessa was making it so that almost every time you felt turned on you’d almost immediately forget and have to throw up instead. You’d been cockblocked by a fetus for a hot minute now, and neither of you were enjoying that. But this moment? With Bucky? You didn’t feel nauseous. You just felt insanely turned on. 

A push of Bucky’s thumb into your unusually taut muscles led you to moan in delight at the feeling. Bucky’s hands paused where they were and you tried wiggling your shoulders to get him to continue. When he didn’t you turned your head to face him, your lips turning down into a pout. 

“Why’d you stooooop? Bucky it felt so gooooooood.”

Bucky’s cocky smirk returned to his lips at your whining, “aww what’s wrong, honey? Need daddy to take care of you?”

His cooed words sent shivers down your spine and heat straight to your core, your eyes widening at what he was suggesting as you nodded your head, silently answering his question. His smirk grew as Bucky withdrew his hands from you and walked to your office, locking the door to ensure that the girls wouldn’t come interrupting you, and took a seat in your large leather chair on the other side of your desk. You whined at the fact that he hadn’t come back to you, but when he sat with his thighs spread and offered a ‘come here’ motion with his fingers and a pat to his lap, you scrambled out of your office chair and made your way to your husband’s thighs. You went to straddle one of his thighs when Bucky’s hands went to your hips and swiveled you around so you were facing away from him. 

You went to argue with him when the hands on your hips yanked you down firmly onto his thigh, his lips against your ear as he whispered, “don’t worry, honey. Daddy’s gonna take good care of you, come on and take a ride,” the end of his sentence was punctuated with a roll of your hips against his thigh, your argument dying on your tongue as Bucky got to work with physically moving you against him. He started soft and slow, using his right hand to roll your hips against him and the metal of his left to run up your front, circling your nipples through your shirt occasionally, the lack of heat causing more shivers to run up and down your spine. You moaned as Bucky pushed you slow and hard against his thigh, the dragging of the fabric of your thin pants against the hard denim of his jeans delivering delicious friction to your clit. 

You were two seconds from begging him to take off your pants and fuck you right there on the chair when he slowed your hips and moved his hands under your shirt and bra, slowly circling your nipple with his vibranium fingers, offering a pinch and a pull occasionally as you felt his lips trail up your neck to your ear.

“You’re going to cum for me, honey. Oh you’re going to cum so hard. And then, maybe, I’ll decide whether you’ve been a good girl and deserve to be fucked nice and hard, hmm?”

With that, he used his other hand to revamp his efforts, pushing and pulling you on his thigh, the thin material of your pants and underwear almost soaked through from how wet you were. You worked to keep your moans low, hoping not to grab the attention of the girls, as Bucky brought you to the edge. 

“Oh sweet girl, I can feel you soaking through my pants, come on. Let’s make a mess, baby,” you continued rolling your hips in conjunction with Bucky’s hands and felt him bucking up into you as well, the feeling utterly delicious and bringing you closer and closer until -

He stopped. He fucking stopped!

Your head whipped around to try and look Bucky in the eyes, your own eyes blazing in anger, but Bucky just looked cocky as ever, his smirk playing at his lips.

“What the fuck, James?” You hissed, the anger in your voice doing nothing to quell Bucky’s grin, in fact it only seemed to grow.

“Thought you wanted me to make a mess? Can’t make a fuckin mess if you don’t make me cum,” you growled, hoping to goad him into making you cum. He was full on smiling now, knowing well what you were trying to do, so he whirled you around so you were fully facing him but not quite touching him, thanks to your bump.

“You think I’d let you ride my thigh and I wouldn’t want to see your face when you fall apart, sweet girl? Not a chance,” and suddenly he was rolling you again, harder and faster this time, when he pulled his metal hand away from playing with your body to the back of your head, crashing your lips together for a kiss. The kiss was hot and messy, and a precursor to what you knew you’d receive shortly. 

“Bucky, please, please let me cum,” you panted into his mouth, his lips curling into a grin as you ground yourself harder against him. 

“Listen to you begging me, honey. It’s the hottest thing on this planet. You sound so desperate. Desperate for that sweet pussy to clench around something, anything right? Mmm, I guess we can do that. But first, cum all over my pants honey. Cum on my thighs and I’ll give you something hard to cum on. Do it, now!” Bucky practically roared as he pulled you close and hard to him kissing you and thumbing at your nipples to bring you over the edge, both of you orgasming simultaneously. 

You sat in Bucky’s lap, his arms wrapping around you and pulling you close so he could press a kiss to your forehead, letting you both catch your breath. Not even five minutes passed before you could feel Bucky’s length hardening in his jeans, you felt Bucky’s breath on your ear seconds later.

“That was such a good girl, mama. Daddy’s gonna take good care of you, don’t you worry.”

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[hotluncheddie]

that part of your reply to my puppy kurt n gator ask about how they’d try and touch each other without mommy/daddy’s permission / being in the room is rattling around in my brain so hard cuz hhhhhnnhhghhhhnnnhhhhbnbbbhh……

kurt and gator making out, sloppily swapping spit and moaning into each other’s mouths, not caring if their mommy/daddy comes in.

gator climbing into kurt’s lap to deepen the kiss, grinding their crotches together and making them both whiny and bleary-eyed.

kurt tracing his hands over gator’s belly and squeezing his softened pecs like boobies.

their mommy/daddy walking in at that very moment, watching kurt throw gator off his lap and try to pull his shirt down to cover his boner while grumpy gator is sprawled on the floor like ‘what!! why did you do that :(‘ not realising what’s going on until their mommy/daddy speaks and he whips his head in their direction, the worried upward pinch of his brows and shocked O mouth almost the same as kurt’s expression

- 🐶

It’s so gooooooood!!!! Ugh I just love them being naughty puppies together!!!!

I think gator would initiate? maybe bc the rule break would feel good when he wants to be a brat!! And Kurt jsut goes along with anything and has that little smile on his face doing it.

(Maybe Kurt calls Gator Ali ? 🥺)

‘Ye kurtie grab my belly’ he could say once his sits in his lap, pushing it up again kurt and lifting his T-shirt - knowing how touching his belly is really mommy/daddies job, Kurt shouldn’t really do it without their permission.

But kissing would feel so good, spit trailing down their chins and they’re moaning and whimpering and being messy puppies.

And Kurt grabbing gators pecs!!! Looking up at him all starry eyed like ‘Ali has boobies :3’ and gator just giggles and licks Kurt’s cheek!!

And the their mommy/daddy gets home!!!! Just staring at them straight faced, not impressed.

Obviously they get punished!!!!

Kurt has to kneel facing the corner with his ball gag in, can’t even watch while gator gets his punishment. Mommy/daddy knowing Kurt would enjoy watching that too much, so he’s only allowed to listen.

And gator gets spanked, but being spanked on the ass gives him bad memories. So his mommy/daddy lays him down with his legs spread open and spanks his belly and soft pale inner thighs. Leaving red handprints on his pale skin. Gator counting and saying thank you for each one, biting his lip and crying a little.

I think they would just get into so much trouble!!!! Being silly and naughty but it would be hot!! It would be a game with their mommy/daddy really!!!

[definitelynotshouting]

half-tempted to come off anon but I'm adding onto my pirate au bc your response made me so happy-

okay so imagine after they escape the prison scar and grian have to separately work their way back up to having a ship and maybe crew again because their previous belongings were yoinked and destroyed by the royal fleet, but as they work their way back they start hearing rumors about each other. like scar starts hearing people whisper about a ship nicknamed 'the watcher' because it's impossible to get near or ambush the ship, it's like it's always watching (it's grian's ship, and the constant vigile is because he was captured by an ambush and won't let that become a repeat); grian starts hearing people talk about the captain of a dilapidated ship that is so silver-tongued he could swindle the boots off your feet for a grain of rice (the captain is ofc scar, who became a better conman after a failed swindle landed him in the jail cell in the first place)

their reputations grow, and so do the mysteries around them- grian and his ship are always hard to find, hard to recognize, and deadly; scar isn't too hard to find, but his charisma and charm make him too elusive to catch and nobody knows what he looks like anyways bc of the hat and handkerchief around his face when he's conning and scheming

two years pass and during one calm, quiet night in a harbor town is grian having a drink in a tavern to let off some steam. he's kinda lost in thought about one thing or another when suddenly a voice erupts from next to him full of laughter and an underlayer of mischief, and it's a lot smoother and richer than he remembers, but grian still recognizes it as scar's and he is suddenly brain empty, lost for words

meanwhile scar is just at the tavern he's known as a local in, chatting with his favorite tavern owner, when the guy to his left suddenly slams currency onto the counter; scar's half-startled and is ready to kinda ignore the guy until he hears the voice that's been pleasantly haunting his dreams speak next to him with a "give me your finest, please"

their gazes come together, and they both know they are not leaving this tavern tonight by theirselves

-unstoppable object anon

IM INSANE OVER THIS ANON HOLY SHIT. THATS SO GOOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODS I AM LOOKING!!! IM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT!!! YOUR BRAIN IS SO HUGE FOR THIS IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!! Literally feel free to brainrot at me any time, i am LOVING this omg

[cavewolf]

chris' legitimate pokemon scarlet review broken down into categories for your viewing experience (spoilers duh)

CHARACTERS: love the guys in this game. all of team star are so delightful arven is great and nemona is a new fav rival. i wasn't expecting to like clavell as much as i did but he was super fun. gym leaders for what they are (they play very minor roles but thats just how pokemon is aside from bw1 where they show up at the team plasma castle) are super good i especially liked ryme she's awesome. i felt the character writing was a lot better than last gen and they balanced the 3 rivals a lot better tho this could partly just be because of the three split stories focusing on one each.

POKEMON DESIGNS: mixed bag. loved a lot of them like tinkaton the ancient paradox pokemon and tatsugiri. meowscarada quickly became one of my fav starters i love its design and personality. but some of them didn't really do it for me. especially the bugs

HUMAN DESIGNS: really nice. i'm glad pokemon is continuing to diversify the body types of its female cast. i love the women + girls in this game. mela, eri, geeta, sada, rika, katy (I LOVE HER!!!!) and ryme were especially standout designs for me. the guys have cool looks too. i like brassius' edgier take on a grass gym leader and atticus autism warrior!!!!!

STORY: really good. i'm not kidding like god damn. i loved it in this game. it's easily in the big leagues with sun/moon, the gen 5 arc and pla for me (though i just like pla because it's rehashed pmd lol). the starfall street plotline was cheesy but i loved it , i love to see autism friend groups. they're very sweet. path of legends has an excellent motivator in 'your buddy's dog is sick' and like FUCK dude i'm not letting this guys dogy die!!!! arven is a very sweet character so it's nice to help him out. victory road is more standard fare but i liked the new take on the elite 4 (the interview and there being multiple champions). but obviously the closing act really sells it for me. i've seen people say it makes less sense in scarlet because sada is caveman themed, but i honestly think this made it more interesting. if i was playing violet i wouldve been like ohh yeah of course the guy in the glowy robot space suit is an android but the juxtaposition between ancient and futuristic stuff in scarlet makes it more impactful imo. i like how a futuristic ai can only function with the power of ancient crystals, ties it into both games nicely. plus sada sacrificing herself is a little sadder since i doubt there's more chargers in dinosaur times than the far future (she's double DEAD dead). i'm also just a sucker for evil ai and glitch effects anyway

MUSIC: gooooooood!!! there's been some mixed reception on the gym leader theme but it grew on me. penny's theme is one of my favs but all of the team star related ones are good. the area zero theme is genuinely incredible

GAMEPLAY: it sure is a pokemon game. i had some performance issues mainly loading times before/after battles and after cutscenes. i crashed randomly once during the orthworm mission when i went into its tunnel but nothing to the extent i've seen online (not to say it didn't happen). for what it's worth, i was playing it in handheld. but the basic pokemon battle formula always entertains me. the new gimmick is pretty so i like it.

VISUALS: it absolutely could be better but it's not distractingly bad. it's more just servicable. the updated textures (and sometimes models!) of pokemon look good and the humans look good too. definitely improved some animations (but i missed gloria's unique little tiptoe animation downstairs from swsh). the environment flops a lot, especially when it's not in towns.

[moomoorare]

Rare it is so crazy to remember that pome and mari were on their own without rain or Millie for a while 😭 whatthe hell… is there anything you wanna talk about in regards to their relationship?

Oughh oh god. I mean like, Michelle and the girls all were kids together except for that one time I was like um do i include Michelle. Yes yes i do and will. Michelle is literally the first so lol and Pomme being the middle child here plays with both a lot, but Michelle likes to spend more time with the older kids rather than with Marigold. I think that's why Mari gets attached to Millie immediately, other than the fact that they're both explosively playful, even if Millie appears calmer when they're not playing together. Mari constantly bothering Rain and riling him up to get a reaction and start bickering. Oh Mari. ANYWAYS to really answer your question, they get along pretty well and Mari gets Pomme to act a little rebellious and cause chaos together, but Pomme is a Lot calmer than her and prefers less messy playing. So Mari likes to rile her up and Pomme can get so nervous that she tears up and gets overwhelmed and hides away in the garden. Mari's not trying to be mean, so she apologizes always, she just doesn't give up easily, since half the time, Pomme ends up having fun causing minor chaotic messes. Like, putting dirt in their favorite glasses to plant flowers, bringing many ants in the kitchen, breaking toys by throwing them out the second story window onto the garden bushes, tearing curtains, jumping from the sofas to chairs to kitchen counters. Kids playing ya know. And she does many times shield Mari from the blame, though Puffychu know them well, so they let it slide easily.

Gooooooood, characterization is so difficult, especially when i make SO many kids and siblings. They have to make sense and especially the puffychu kids make a lot of sense to me i relate to how they act, probably cus i have 3 siblings and we all have different ages, my little brother being half my age. So it's not so weird that my piratecove au characters have so much lore and characterization and i created them in early January, meanwhile my flowerpot au kids I've been drawing since September (the twins) and October (Finch) and I'm just now really giving them some backstory and characterization. But also, the Piratecove au family is way messier and chaotic, which reminds me of mine really, and the Flowerpot au family, is just, so calm and peaceful, its really comforting to me, what I'd imagine I'd love having. So i don't wanna, idk, "taint" them with trauma. But i realise, they gotta have some everydya stuff going wrong at least, or bickering, or stuff like that. And then i wrote Finch's backstory Ough. Anywayys The twins are playful but very composed and calm, Finch is a distinctively quiet kid, who looks grumpy most of the time and likes to play alone and quiet places, i don't think he'd enjoy playing with Mari lol L, How did i get here why am i rambling