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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
#Ollieposting#he is NOT fat btw I know cat fat is not the same as human fat i work very hard to keep him in cat-luxury#But still#We both eat well and sleep lots#and I love that
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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Was at a restaurant recently where they'd converted both their bathrooms to gender neutral (nice) and as i was washing my hands a guy came out a stall and saw me & said, "Oh!!! my god!! Is this the ladies'?? 😨😨😨😨 I'm so sorry!!!!!!" and I was like "No, it's fine, it's gender neutral" and he goes ".......Oh. uh. Ok." And then walks straight out. without washing his hands.
Sir. You need to be less embarrassed about hypothetically crossing some arbitrary gender barrier and more embarrassed about getting your Peepee DooDoo Shit Hands all over this fucking RESTAURANT
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"The Haitian Bridge Alliance made the move after inaction by the local prosecutor, said their attorney, Subodh Chandra of the Cleveland-based Chandra Law Firm."
"Trump and Vance, a U.S. senator from Ohio, are charged with disrupting public services, making false alarms, telecommunications harassment, aggravated menacing and complicity. The filing asks the Clark County Municipal Court to affirm that there is probable cause and issue arrest warrants against Trump and Vance."
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#donald trump#fuck trump#jd vance#springfield ohio#haiti#haitian#haitian migrants#haitians#they're eating the dogs#springfield#get him!!!#haitian bridge alliance#criminal charges#citizen criminal charges
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ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺
"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

#gravity falls#alex hirsch#The Book of Bill#bill cipher#baby bill cipher#baby bill#gravity falls fandom#LaLaLaLaLa#Halloween#Cipherween#Book of Bill#alex why are you doing this to me#He look so wholesome yet also punchable#ALSO THERE'S A CODE ON HIS HAT#OMG#The cuteness it's too much#dipper and mabel#mabel#dipper pines#mabel pines#grunkle stan#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#Grunkle Ford#That last Bill is him on his first Halloween after destroying Euclydia#He learned why his parents wouldn't let him eat all the candy the hard way
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DJ music man thinking about his peepaw from SOTM
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanessa#dj music man#SOTM#security breach#secret of the mimic#the new (or old?) music man in the SOTM trailer!!#I needed to draw him#I love how their mouth is a giant music box!! so cool!!#I think is so silly and peak actually#I love that the staff bots music man and Helpy all have older versions#that’s just super neat#genuinely I just eat up all these new designs fr fr
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that one execution scene
#bumblebee#b 127#megatron#d 16#sentinel prime#transformers one#transformers fanart#transformers#that stupid freaking face he makes when D is about to insult him 😭#he eated a bees...
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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 267#NOBARA NATIONNNNNNNN#oh my god i MISSED HER she looks so good w how much gege's style has changed...#her hAIR her EYE#HUGE win fr women everywhere#first year trio pull through pull through pull through i BEG#i will b so happy. if my main 3 make it through alive#but i dare not hope i will simply let gege cook and in th meantime i will GRACIOUSLY eat my meal#we r so well fed i cannot believe shes back#N TH PANEL OF YUUJI WHEN HE REALIZES#THE RELIEF IN HIS EYES THE TEARS THE DISBELIEVING SMILE#I WANT TO HOLD HIM#NOBARA KUGISAKI THE WAY U BRIGHTEN THIS SERIES#LAST WEEK ITFS THIS WEEK NOBARA NEXT WEEK MEGUMI BACK FR I SEE THE VISION
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Omnipotent Perception pt 2? [♡]
#rafayel#love and deepspace#lads rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#lads fanart#mydrawings#i miss him -_-#WAIT the last time i said that we had a back 2 back rafayel banner#he's so yummy i wanna eat him up#sometimes i forget to draw his cute moles#NOT THIS TIME THO#the reference is the webtoon undercover high school chaebol
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hedgehog eating habits
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth fanart#roonies doodles#roonies comics#let silver eat random garbage off the floor sega. theres no way he wouldnt#shadow eating cat food comes from me and my sister joking around#he once said he only likes dried food and we thought itd be so funny if that meant they just fed him dry cat food on the ark#like he's a normal pet hedgehog#tw unsanitary#<- just to be safe
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the victory ball
#you heard the writers dragon age is MINE NOW and I SAY we have VICTORY BALLS#u just know lucanis is begging rook to go home#he is literally hiding outside the ball and rook had to go find him to be like mf can we DANCE TOGETHER OR SOMETHING?#also zoom in under his dagger he was carving into the pavement before rook found him#also yes this is a repost I fkn]d up the shading on the stairs and had to fix it real quick#I was Quite Drunk when I coloured this okay#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#lucanis x rook#rookanis#datv#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#shadow dragon rook#Vivienne Rook Mercar#Rook Mercar#food time fishies come eat#my art
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going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.
Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.
Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.
Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?
#axel grinds on#hades 2#hephaestus hades#sorry i need to get this out of my system im going to eat my ELBOWS#i am not an amputee myself#but my dad is an above knee amputee and i know many amputees through him#and i just need to point out. this design. this DESIGN#greatest hits
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Jason: *terrified, thinks he's gonna die* Bruce: *used to carrying Dick around like a ferret* small child. so small.
#dc#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfam#bruce for the love of god thats not dick that child is afraid of u put him down#bruce vision: small angry chihuahua that needs cuddles. Jason vision: giant wolf about to eat him. Dick vision: two idiots.#i was trying to color this nicely but i lost patience so.#my art
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Imagine twisted shrimpo still hating on sign lenguage
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Ratio and Aventurine before Rota Fortunae's events
#honkai star rail#hsredit#honkaiedit#dr ratio#veritas ratio#aventurine#ratiorine#aventio#video games#gifus#otp: do stay alive#man I love the Rota Fortunae team like they just GET it#their whole dynamic is portrayed so well#how can they be so cute and comfortable around each other???? I'm gonna throw up#the way Ratio just lets Aventurine sleep over him...#we're eating so good...#he's reading about androids too :_)#ah...
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