#they guy also didnt appreciate being told he couldnt run with scissors

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell happened to you!?

Peter: Well this guy tried to steal a bike so I stopped him but he stabbed me with some scissors

Tony: I thought you had spidery senses and could sense danger?

Peter: well I stopped the guy then there was a dog so I was busy petting the dog and then he stabbed me with the scissors.

Tony: ...

Peter: thats not the worst part

Tony: theres more!?

Peter: There was still some paper on them so I have a papercut too

Tony: THAT'S the worst part to you!?