#incorrect mcu

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[ghostie-cola]

joaquin post cabnw

[floilee]

bishova coded

[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: alright, that concludes todays mission brief.

Peter: Now lets see if you were paying attention.

*kahoot music starts playing*

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

[auroraromaximoff]

Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1

Steve: Bucky, code name "been there done that"

Steve: Tony is "currently doing that"

Steve: Sam is "it happened once in a dream"

Steve: Natasha, code name "if I had to pick a chick"

Steve: Clint is... Eagle 2

Clint: Oh thank God

[im-tops-bottom]

Tony: *grumbling* What do you two want now?

Steve: Just checking in. Making sure you’re taking breaks.

Bucky: Making sure you’re hydrated.

Steve: Making sure you’re not overworking yourself.

Bucky: Making sure you know how good you look in those glasses.

Steve: *blinking* Bucky.

Bucky: What? It’s an important check-in.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: It's hot in here, let me take off my clothes.

Steve: Oh, wait, no need, let me turn down the heat.

Tony: ...

[Five years later]

Steve: *realizing*

Natasha, Clint and Bruce: *shaking their heads*

(x)

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Logan: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting. Wade: Wow, must be terrible. Logan: Only when I'm losing.

Wade: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fuck —

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[underoooos]

The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

[peter-parkers-left-pinky]

Natasha: I just heard Y/N call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

[floilee]

You can't say that Yelena didn't get excited when she saw how good Kate looked in the costume

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey Mr Barnes! I got this knife for you

Bucky: Oh, thanks, kid

Peter: it's a real nice one- extra fresh!

Bucky: ...How can a knife be fresh?

Peter: I just pulled it out my leg about a half hour ago

Bucky: *drops knife*

[isthatmyjacket-covenofchaossq]