#they hate him for his joy and whimsy... they hate him for his silliness...

[feketeribizli]

unbeatable in the silly goose department

[amostimprobabledream]

The Captains Play Stardew Valley!

I have Stardew on the brain. These are very silly.

Shunsui Kyoraku:

He never knows where the fuck his animals are because he "doesn't believe" in fencing them in. He also forgets to water his crops so he struggles in the first year because he's always broke af - not an experience he has in his real life.

He loves the whimsy of the game, especially when it comes to finding little secrets like Secret Woods or getting to Ginger Island. He reacts like a five-year-old being presented candy, it's the cutest thing. Also, he's in Stardrop Saloon almost as much as Shane is.

He never does the same thing per day, he'll have a wander down to the bottom of the map one day, mosey into town the next, explore the beach another…he's one of those people who takes "comfy game" at face value and plays in a way that's so leisurely that it's actually quite frustrating to watch. The urge to backseat game is often very hard to resist.

Favourite villager: All the women. All of them. From Jas to Evelyn, he loves every lady. Even the witch, he thinks he could fix her. He desperately wants Marnie to dump Lewis and find a man who appreciates her and feels bad for Sandy stuck by herself in Calico Desert.

Soi Fong:

Naturally, she got a cat when given the option and listening to it meow at her fills her heart with glee, but she pretends she doesn't care. She becomes offended if any of her animals give her eggs/milk/etc that aren't gold star or higher.

She absolutely hates Lewis for his terrible management and keeps asking why you can't vote to remove him as Mayor when he's so blatantly incompetent. A mystery for us all. She's also absolutely flabbergasted that Lewis is dating Marnie on the sly. She also dislikes Pierre for claiming her produce as his own.

She likes fighting monsters, when she managed to get to the desert she was thrilled at there being tougher monsters in there - she changed her tune pretty quickly when she got ganged up on by three serpents and lost some valuable treasure. She pouted about that all evening.

Favourite villager: Abigail - her tomboy attitude reminds her of someone…

Rose Otoribayashi:

Rose thinks the game is adorable at first but he quickly starts learning some of the lore and is surprised by how dark this seemingly cutesy farming simulator can get at times.

He absolutely loves the music in the games and has even tried writing songs with them as inspiration. Sometimes he just plays the game soley to wander about and vibe with whatever music is playing in the background.

He enjoys combing the beach and the tide pools or pulling up flowers and giving them to villagers. He does finish the mines but he doesn't visit them unless he has to because of a quest, he finds them gloomy and not fun to look at.

Favourite villager: This is an easy one, he's SUCH an Elliot stan. He calls him his "digital twin".

Unohana Retsu:

She completes the mines and skull cavern with ease. She can't intimidate the characters in the game with her avatar so she gets to back it up with her sword instead. Seeing the joy on her face at cutting down enemy after enemy makes you wonder if you gave her the right game.

That said, she also enjoys the cosier aspect of it - tending to her crops and animals comes quite easy to her and she's never bored by it. When confronted with cutscenes for the games she tends to be firm but fair in her advice.

She rarely faints but she likes checking in at the hospital because it reminds her of Fourth Division, so she has a lot of friendship points with Harvey and Maru especially.

Favourite villager: Harvey but also Marlon. Duality queen.

Shinji Hirako:

He has the WORST fucking luck in the mines - when he sets up bombs they explode in his face, he can never find enemies when there's a quest to do them, etc. Yet then every so often his crops will get visited by a fairy and suddenly be fully mature just when he needs them to, or he'll catch a rare fish by mistake.

He pretends to be disinterested, but he's a liar. Shinji LOVES, and I mean LOVES the tea about the villagers - when Caroline mentions she used to like to take walks by the Wizard's Tower he nearly spat out his coffee. And he actually shrieked when he found Marnie and Lewis in the bushes together - you ran into the room because you thought the idiot had stubbed his toe or something. He ships the villagers together unless he's the one courting them.

He cracks you up during the cutscenes because he says the most hilarious things in response to the villager's antics with a straight face. He goes for Lewis' jugular EVERY TIME.

Favourite villager: He likes most of them, but he has a thing for Haley - she was rude to him when he first talked to her and he developed a bit of a crush.

Byakuya Kuchiki:

It took a LONG time to persuade Mr. Uppitypants to play, but once he does he's DETERMINED to stick to a firm schedule. Too bad that's not quite how it works - he's terrible at the fishing game and it takes him forever to get the correct ones for the community centre. He buys them from the merchant whenever possible.

Spring is his favourite season because of the cherry trees. He waters his crops and checks on the animals diligently, every day, and with a complete straight face. He doesn't like being poor so his Farmer starts making bank QUICKLY.

Gets SUPER competitive during seasonal events, especially the Flower Dance. He's still salty about Abigail beating him in the Egg Race in the first year and has lowkey disliked her since then.

Favourite villager: Penny, he likes her genteel, shy nature. Reminds him a tiny bit of his wife.

Komamura Sajin:

Oh my god, he absolutely LOVES this game. Looking after animals is his absolute jam and he quickly turns his farm very profitable. He's just disappointed you can't take your dog on walks with you in the village and thinks all of them should appreciate its cuteness.

He dislikes the fishing game, not because he's bad at it but he doesn't like removing them from their home just to lounge about in your backpack, but Sajin is also duty-bound to restore that damn community centre, so…sacrifices must be made.

Also he's overjoyed when he learns you can speak to animals in the game and always goes to check the forest in case there's a new furry critter to talk to. He also befriends Krobus and the Dwarf very quickly, since he can relate to being different to everyone around him.

Favourite villager: Linus, he appreciates a guy who is in-tune with nature and just wants to live peacefully among the animals. He also is indignant when people judge the Farmer for digging through the trash, so you know, kindred spirits.

Lisa Yadomaru:

Lisa has married every bachelor and bachelorette in the game at least once - she has the save files to prove it. She says she likes to explore all the game's options but that's not true, she just wanted to know who has the spiciest lines of dialogue as your spouse.

She hates having to check the animals and crops every day so she uses sprinklers to maximum efficiency and getting the automatic feeder is a godsend. She does still like to pet them and see the cute little heart icons, though. Lisa isn't immune to cute pixellated animals.

She finds the mines kind of boring but her insatiable curiosity compels her to get to the bottom anyway, and she loves finding new clothing items to dress her character in - every time she loads the game her Farmer has some kind of new fit on.

Favourite villager: She was very upset when you told her you can't marry Sandy - Lisa calls her "desert wife". She's also fond of Maru, who reminds her slightly of Nanao.

Kensei Muguruma:

Kensei gets a horse ridiculously early on because the slow walking pace of the Farmer drives him insane, especially when he passes out just before he reaches his farm, so he goes out of his way to get a stable as soon as possible. The horse stays his favourite animal throughout the game because it goes home by itself.

The fishing game nearly made him fling the controller out of the window - especially when he had to get an octopus. You were seriously concerned he was going to straight-up snap your game in half.

He tunes into Queen of Sauce EVERY time, even when it's a re-run "just in case I missed it". He has actually tried to cook some of the recipes in the game and some of them were actually quite tasty! (He declined to attempt the Strange Bun, though.)

Favourite villager: Robin, he likes building new stuff on the farm and he finds Sebastian's cynicism refreshing in a game with mostly upbeat characters. He constantly grumbles how Demetrius isn't good enough for them.

Hitsugaya Toshiro:

He protested when you first got him to play - he's not a kid! But eventually he gave in to shut you up and soon enough he found himself drawn in, especially at the notion of it being passed down from his grandfather.

He likes unlocking things as he goes through the community centre and gets this satisfied little smirk every time he completes a bundle, even if it's an easy one. He's actually a little disappointed when he finally finishes it and doesn't have much reason to go anymore.

Hitsugaya tries to do everything so "you can't accuse him of not playing right", but he gets so salty if he has a bad time in the mine or spends ages fishing and doesn't get the right thing - then he yells at you for teasing him when he pouts. Favourite villager: Surprisingly, he's fond of Sam, he appreciates how hard he tries to stay upbeat and look after his little brother, it reminds him of when he was a kid and protecting Hinamori.

Zaraki Kenpachi:

He spends almost all of his time in the mines - as soon as he learns you can fight monsters in the game that's all he does. He's passed out in there MULTIPLE times, to the point where he was too broke to collapse anymore. Luckily he also made money quickly because he found a lot of gemstones down there.

Can never remember any of the character's names so he gives them nicknames - Evelyn and George are "the old people", Harvey is "Glasses", Haley and Sam are both "Blondie", etc.

He gets very aggravated when anybody he wants to sell to isn't there, especially when it's Clint, who he doesn't like and swears at a lot. Funnily enough he doesn't curse Marnie out the same way, even if he really wants a cow and she's too busy staring at her microwave.

Favourite villager: Marlon, he likes a man who knows his way around dangerous weapons. But unsurprisingly…he also has a soft spot for Jas.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi:

Another person it took ages to convince, but he finds it intruiging despite the simplicity of it. Mayuri isn't really interested in the villagers and instead immediately dives into all the supernatural/weird shit - he visits the Wizard's Tower every day and ends up getting the Sewers pretty early too.

He's a completionist at heart so he gets very determined about filling up the community centre quickly and gets pissy when you point out unless the merchant has a red cabbage he's unlikely to get it done by the first year.

Rarely does to any of the seasonal festivities, but he does always go to Spirit's Eve - he likes the aesthetic.

Favourite villager: He finds Krobus the most interesting and would probably invite him to live on the farm if forced to pick a spouse, but for human characters it's the Wizard.

Ukitake Juushiro:

Mr. Conflict Averse King hates it when he walks in on a cutscene that requires him to pick a side, he hates upsetting any of the villagers. He reaches ten hearts with people because he unfailingly responds in a way that will max out their affections.

He befriends Linus SO quickly because he feels bad for him. He also wishes he could help with all the problems and disapproves of the bad parenting present in the game, especially Pam and Demetrius. Shane's cutscenes involving his alcoholism made him so sad as well.

It takes him forever to get through the mines, the button mashing is hard for him and the frantic pace of Skull Cavern and the desert is enough to give the man heart palpitations.

Favourite villager: Vincent and Jas, obviously. He's got such a soft spot for little kids and his heart breaks at Jas' backstory.

[4supermarkets]

@songofthemist1 @dream-bandit

I honestly made it as a little silly doodle but the more I think of it the more sad I feel

night hunter makes Zoey evil but accidentally brainwashes her, nightmare king hates how Zoey is still a soul of joy and whimsy and threatens to kill her if she dose t do her job which makes night hunter concerned because nk is treating his daughter the same way he treated him so he reaches out to oz for help but in a dark and mysterious way and eventually get Zoey uncorrupted

[deedra-posting]

P03 for the character breakdown ask thingy? :3

CRYING SHITTING THROWING UP

OK.

How do you feel about this character? THROWING HIM AGAINST THE WALL THROWING HIM AGAINST THE WALL THROWING HIM AGAINST THE WALL I'M SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT IT. INSANE. COMPLETELY GONE. Ok. I've let my brain scream now I should write coherently. I have sooooo many thoughts about it, I'm not sure they're all correct but I don't care. It's an asshole, no doubt about that, but ohhh boy I think there's something more. Yeah it's an ass, it's egocentric, it's annoying, it's arrogant, it's a nerd /neg, but I can't stop thinking about it feeling weird for being proud of his own area ("This area is good. What's this? Pride? Feels weird."), how he hates its own representative Uberbot (G0lly), HOW ITS UBERBOT IS HIS EXACT OPPOSITE. P. What do you mean by that. GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS P03 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT. Like, if he doesn't hate itself then he sure doesn't like itself very much. He isn't even satisfied with its own game, though it's clear he hadn't finished it yet. I'm not the biggest fan of "G0lly was P03's original personality" (though I've ended up integrating it in my hcs because it works perfectly for how I interpret it being trans), but it is repressing his joy and whimsy for sure *curls into a ball* just like me fr fr (irl)....

Who do I ship it with? Me- I MEAN nobody, actually. Though he and Leshy are canonically divorced. I think they had more of a platonic relationship. Hmm actually it was queerplatonic. Based on mutual respect also. This is my answer to the non-romantic otp too

An unpopular opinion about him? Ok I don't know where this will go and how unpopular it is but. What if G0lly isn't really an individual. What if the reason why it despises playing as her is being reminded of how he used to be like. What if she's just a mask. What if she's always been one (something something trans and autistic something). What if its joy and whimsy was genuine but the way it showed it wasn't. And again, what if he's still silly but is so focused on repressing it that he refuses to acknowledge it. P. P you've created countless cowboy headhunter ocs. Please P I care about them tell me more. What if he has low empathy also. I think I'm projecting

One thing you wish would happen/happened in canon? I don't want, I need a mod for him, like Kaycee's for Leshy. I want a harder challenge and to beat its ass over and over again. Also I wantn to kiss it it should hapoen in canon

[smileymoth]

sorry to be insane in your inbox but. erm. im also insane abt tommy and schlatt lol im squishing them in my mind. autistic style :3 my sillies forever

LETS BE INSANE ABT THEM. TOGETHER. (I accidentally end up psychoanalyizing schlatt im so sorry so half of this is under cut now)

I see them and i start flapping my hands and physically shaking from joy and then youre gona tell me they also spend time together sometimes. Auqhquuquwhnjejwene

I find both of them so interesting like their personalities r so. Intriguing to me?!?!?!. Tommy is just a very charismatic and lovely bloke like how can you hate him. look at him. Hes full of joy and whimsy and love for the world and other people and hes doing what hes passionate about . Hes a little offputting and strange and makes uou wonder what the fuck is wrong with him but thats probably the got-famous-at-16 effect. But i think hes got a very kind heart . I mean bro he befriends squirrels. Okay disney princess!!!!!!!!! If you hate tommyinnit youre fundementally wrong. I also cant imagine the joy tommy must be experiencing rn touring w all these people like. He has the scripts right. Like yk he probably tweaks them for the people and very likely cowrites it with them but the sheer ego you could get from telling a person that you see as your equal or sb even higher than you are what to do .... insane .

And then Schlatts like a whole bucket of worms for me bc what the FUCK are you . Hes great at putting up a front about himself and he loooves roleplay and existing for the running bit (mhch like Tommy. Shocker. The guy who was obsessed w someone has similar behaviours to that person ?!?!?! Woawww do we need to call somebody) and i think he shld tone the incel bit down and grow a spine but i think hes just a very repressed individual as most cishet men so he doesnt know what to do with all that emotional discomfort regarding his fanbase or how to act normal infront of ppl withot coming off as weak. (Esp if he really is religious like he keeps mentining. Holy mother of repressed yk. But again it could be a bit. I cant claim anyrhing for or against him with the wya he presents himself. Its so confusing and uncertain its quite lovely. Keep them guessing) he sometimes genuinely seems so uninterested and dead inside but its probably just his personality. Just appearing uninterested and depressed despite claiming hes never been depressed. Hes seemingly a lovely bloke if you look under the 10 layers of irony but you do start to wonder whar his values are and *why* he does the things he does sometimes. Like maybe its the copium and i dont wanna admit that my favourite white boy is a weirdo but whwueqjwjdjwhdhjw. I think he should do more roleplay and skits. The hotel video was fucking insane if you discount the constant beating of a pregnant man because what was that about. But like hes got a knack for video and its so gorgeous to see .i personally fucking SUCK at video editing so whenever i see a nciely done video im like oooougghhhhhg make a 100 more. I cant wait for whatever vlog hes making rn with ted n tucker .

I love analysing people i think this is why i get attached to people who dont have the cleanest record bc im just so fascinated by how their brains works and how they think and how they tend to change over the years

Sorry for the schlatt psychoanalysis it will happen again

[bucketofbugz]

new TPOT episode!!! y'know what that means!!!!

LIVE BUGZ REACTION

under the cut of course. for spoilers.

(okay to be completely honest I'm not typing this as I'm watching the episode because. tumble down. but these are the screenshots I took while watching and my actual reactions to the scenes so it's the closest you can get to a live reaction without it actually being a live reaction)

bro is NOT happy right now. once again, so happy with added depth to Pen's character, especially since it's expanding on his initial reaction to being by himself in BFB 1.

joy and whimsy in the world

pain and torment in the world

already loving the humor in this episode idk what it is but I am digging it

also BOTTLE HOSTING??? inch resting. Was kinda excited to see the return of Donut hosting but I love Bottle so it's okay.

creatures

Bottle doesn't usually get to talk this much. Realizing I actually really love her voice. Or at least the way her lines are delivered. silly

THANK GOD PENCIL AND GOLF BALL ARE SAFE okay they're the only two I cared about the others can all die /j

"oh well! this team was kind of a trainwreck anyway" you were like half the cause for that

NO MORE LIMBS FOR YELLOWFACE!!!! hopefully Donut can get those arms back

his elimination was kinda horrifying though lol

Two..... buddy......

ONE IN THE WHITEBOARD HI ONE!!!! HIIII!!!!

Bottle is such a mess of a host but I genuinely kinda love it. can we keep this

Pen's trying so hard to revive his friendship with Snowball this is painful

SO THE FOURSE IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ENTITY???? okay

Bottle. You put PRICE TAG in an EATING CHALLENGE??? girlie they have eno mouth

why is the dialogue this episode so good I'm giggling so hard right now

new favorite character

"we can hear you!" "duh, I wasn't whispering" HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LIKE THE DIALOGUE THIS EPISODE

idk if it's just how much I hyper-analyze line delivery (because of Voice Acting) but like. the way the voice actors are delivering some of these lines is. I love it. it's so wonderful.

Tree you constantly losing that token is not helping with all the people that kept saying you didn't deserve it

ONE!!!! HI ONE!!!! HIII!!!!

:C

Tree not prioritizing TV because he's. technically not LIVING. is. wow. I don't think I like that.

in-character for Tree that's definitely something he'd think but AUGHGHHSH it's only proving all the things the Mechanical Minds have been talking about. y'know how they say they don't feel appreciated by the non-mechanical objects.

"surrounded by cheaters"

okay well. Winner can canonically taste stuff they absorb, so I feel like that should still count as Eating? and I don't think what Black Hole is doing counts as cheating either. it's mostly Bottle's fault for putting him in the eating contest

Price Tag selling things is definitely cheating but also they don't have a mouth. they kinda gotta do whatever they can here

girlie NO that's gonna get SO STICKYYYY

Black Hole just wanting to support Liy </333333 god I wish people on this show understood how much he cares about everyone.

would probably help if he stopped accidentally killing people though.

the girls are fightinnggggg

When Fanny says she hates someone it's no big deal. she hates EVERYONE. nobody cares.

But BOOK? Someone who's spent her entire time in the game sitting back and letting people walk all over her? Someone who had ONE big conflict with someone that only ended up making that problem of hers WORSE? And especially someone who Pencil once saw as a FRIEND?? oh yeah that's gotta hurt.

hehe I love evil numbers

oh my god I'm only halfway through the epsiode

SIX!!!! SIX!!!! HIIII! oh my god six. six my beloved. six you are okay

FIANLY AN EXPLANATION TO THEM SEEING SIX IN ONE OF THE DOORS

me when

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THEM EAT BUGS. LIVING. LIVING BUGS. you couldn't have at least killed them first????

loving the MUSIC HELLO???

what the heck is happening with Tree. bestie you good?

I <33 love <33 evil <33 numbers <33

One is literally that "are you tired of being nice" meme right now and I'm living for it.

YESSS YOU GO DONUT

HELLO?????????

again. loving the voice acting <33

One finally showing off how absolutely Awful she is. living for it. slay.

..

:C

sniff sniff,,,

WHAT IS IT WITH THE LIMB REMOVAL TODAY???

..Pencil mentioning Needle when talking about the people she cares about being gone/unavailable,,, I see you.

ough,,,,

BOING

also "busy with school" are children canon in bfdi

"okay, we haven't had any yet, but don't let this be our first" have I mentioned the writing of this episode yet. have I. I don't think I have. I love the writing of this episode

ooo

"Freesmart means nothing to me" OUGH,, OUCH,, OWIE,,,,,,,

"can I have them"

Golf Ball. what.

WHY DO YOU WANT THEM???

PAIN AND WHIMSY IN THE WORLD

I hope Pencil was listening. genuinely.

btw Pencil if you choose anyone to be friends with :3333 Golf Ball's right there :333333 please I need this

NOOOO TEAM 2 :((((( I love everyone on Team Two you can't do this to me,,,,

[qoldenskies]

RAVENDUSK IS SO CUTE 🥺 could u tell us about her mayhaps

of course the first individual ask i get is about depression cat /silly

also sorry to disappoint but that cat is a TWINK a STUPID ASS TWINK who i want to KICK DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS look at him

i just hate this guy and he's lowkey the most interesting one of the boys. fuck ravendusk. finn we need to kill this horse

anyways you may have noticed i called him sensitive and people-pleasing in my original post. that was referring to how he was when he was first split from his siblings-- lmao he is not that way anymore, not openly anyway. he never shuts up and he never seems to take anything seriously, and because of that he's earned a really unfortunate role as the black sheep of the family, as well as. well. the failure. he's so clumsy he cant even hunt, and god forbid he has to FIGHT. they roll their eyes at everything he does and he just smiles and laughs through the lump in his throat.

the way he's seen by everyone in his life just contrasts badly with the fact that his feelings are still incredibly fragile, but he's quick to laugh around it and pretend he's not hurt, even if he'll fall back on avoidant behavior to compensate (mostly self-isolation. depression cat!). he's incredibly lonely, with only stormcall as company these days. he doesn't even sleep in camp anymore. although im not going to gas him up as this tortured soul with no flaws, USUALLY his response to being told to shut the fuck up is to get more annoying. its just that when it comes down to it, he's a little too forgiving. he makes a lot of bad decisions because of it-- you'll never see an angry ray. annoyed, upset, defensive, but not angry. not ever. he's kind of constitutionally incapable of it, even if he can be rude.

otherwise he's only close to wolfmoon, who he loves to bother like an annoying little brother. wolf clings to the same belief that his other siblings (sans stormcall) do, but he's a lot more tolerant of it-- he sees ray as someone who needs his protection and guidance, even if he can be hurtful and callous towards his issues, ultimately. they're not the best at communicating, but they'd do anything for each other. ray loves to sneak over the border and bother him. wolfmoon would kill for him, but only if he doesn't kill him first LMAO

and as for the others. 😬 all he did was have joy and whimsy and be really really gay and they hate him for no reason!!!!!!!

[suenitos]

help ive been in this fandom for nearly 4 years and ive heard about the banana pudding thing many times but never knew the full story 😭 whats the context what even happened?

so i initially thought this was before my time because he said he loved banana pudding before i joined but this actually happened january 2022?! if im not mistaken, but i very well could be so if anyone has more info about if another banana pudding incident happened pre 2022 lmk

relevant tweets where he says he loves banana pudding (first one has been deleted):

thats all fine and dandy no issues there. but then, someone asks him if he has a recipe later in 2022 and his response is cute because of course it is its dream

this is unfortunately where the reddit is useful as this is where i found the actual screenshots where a random/anti gets pressed about multiple things here but most infamously the part where he doesnt know how to make it:

i think some of the other tweets theyre talking about that they made have been lost to time but like its just really funny for multiple reasons 😭 me when i hate joy and whimsy like bringing out the legal name was not necessary omg who is CLAY 😭 other than stan twt and some mentions in different places it didnt really get much traction which makes sense cause it's all a bit silly lol

[squidthesquidd]

HELLOOOOOOOO THEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Do you have any Tf Ocs? or Ocs in general? Asking for no reason (:

-🪐

oh my god so many so many transformers OCs😭 I only have one drawn so far so im just gonna infodump on you so hard

Clapperclaw- my FIRST actual transformer oc :3 hes a lil guy and hes designed to look like a bird!!! and he transforms into a mosquito helicopter! He used to be a decepticon, but he defected after a series of events that kinda made him have an identity crisis.. alsooo hes conjuxed to MisClick!! who ill talk abt now

MisClick- Big blue tank thing!!!! shes a scientist and doesn't prefer fighting, but shes huge and buff and can protect herself verrry well. She was also a decepticon, but didn't really care for sides all the much, but stayed with the decepticons for convenience (first faction that found her, her partner was part of them, they had the materials she wanted for her experiments) but when Clapper defected, she did too.

Current- also a scientist, and specializes in chemistry and biology mostly. and he turns into a boat!!! a big as hell yacht!!! so he a reaall big bot. hes an autobot and in most versions of him hes really close with optimus cus yayyy :3 also his face got fucked up in one of his experiments (acid burns teehee) so he wears a mask most of the time

Pike- okay soo... this guy isss complicated??? the initial reason i made him was for transformers reader insert fic reasons, and then he just kinda stuck around in my brain. sometimes hes with megatron, sometimes with someone else, hes an autobot and a decepticon at the same time , i dont fucking know. the only constant is that he's ancient and doesnt eat energon like a normal person (he doesnt really eat energon at all, he feeds off the energy thats always being dispelled by other bots. hes silly like that)

Crimson- now this guy silly!!! hes tiny and has a liiiittle bit of an italian accent cus his alt-mode is based on my dads car which is a really old alfa romeo (which are italian cars :3) hes silly and always super optimistic and is the reason that Tine eventually joined the autobots

Tine- (placeholder name) Saddest guy on the block. wasn't on a side and was doing his best to survive. kills on sight, takes no risks, serious as FUCK. hated everyone and everything until meeting crimson. saw a silly old man so full of joy and whimsy he couldn't help but fall in love lmao. still very wary around everyone else but can and will kill for crimson (also his alt is a jeep btw)

Prodsling- yeah this is a cowboy. texas accent , would wear a cowboy hat if he could, likes to pet cows and horses, loves driving through mud. hes like a chill southern granpa that sits on a porch and gives weird advice and makes farm animal noises. turn into a pickup truck ofc

Shiver- Weirdest girl on the block. literally your local cryptid that watches u from the shadowy corners and knows all your secrets. actually quite sweet but has the autism that makes you strange and unsettling <3 alt is like??? i dunno some cool black car. she walks silently and is so good at eavesdropping

Polyphon- weird little decepticon kid that wants to be friends with soundwave SO BAD. wants to party, covered in rainbow biologhts. RAVE BOY RAVE TIME!!! has speakers on him :3 here to have a good time not a long time 🎉

Vironmet- Little old lady in the woods that loves to meditate and talk to animals. will NOT HESITATE TO THROW DOWN if you fuck of the forest or anything living in it. bakes you a pie but if your mean to dogs its poisoned. basically what if tfa prowl was a little lady that killed. she turns into a Squirrel i think

Matte- Mercedes that does not quit. stares into peoples eyes menacingly all day. wants to bite. most fucking stubborn guy ever. Only loosely tied to the autobots and just does his own thing, cus literally no one can handle him!!!!!

Nano- tiny little medic! about the size or a human and her alt is basically a swiss-army medical tool! so shes made to have other bots handles her. also shes basically Ratchets child for funsies. tiny, bitey, ready to be covered in energon when its surgery time!!!!

aaand thats a out it so far! I dont have a lot of time to draw them cus im in college snd have ine million assignments 😭 but ill try!!! so watch out for em!!

[mushed-kid]

so true i love it

also about pringles they did my man so dirty they removed his whimsy his silly his personality and his charm and everything i liked about him, im tellign you guys i hate minimalism like that is the worst fucking style ever and i hate that its being used for everything like its not looking good and its removing all forms of insividuality in brands and shit like give him his color and joy back i hate that bw flat wannabe

[poniko-w]

the hate in your asks is so uncalled for what did bro do 😭

ik we have no idea who each other is but i would like to say your whimsy and joy is so unmatched people cannot handle it. they hate him for his swag and unbridled silly ⁉️ sorry if this ask is weird but you're one of my favorite tumblr users and i want you to know for every hater there is 2 more enjoyers. have a joyous day forever you're awesome

tysm!! i am not good at accepting compliments but this made me smileee.. & thats actualy really jarring to hear i did not think i would be anywhere close to being one of someones favorite blogs oxo..

[manateeteaparty]

The last 4 days have felt like a dream and I keep expecting to wake up. But when I wake up he's right there, holding me against him even tighter, entwining his fingers with mine, claiming me, nuzzling me with his nose, telling me that I'm the most beautiful thing he's ever seen- an actual, walking talking angel with a heart of gold and voice that makes his heart melt, a body that tastes like the sweetest candy, who's honey he can't get enough of and longs to taste me dripping down his tongue every second of the day. How he is enamored with my mind and constant thirst to continue to learn, grow and expand, always seeking to stretch my perspective and acknowledge the vast world around me. How much he appreciates my ability to overcome circumstances that threaten to break the mind and spirit again and again, but instead of becoming cold and hateful I transmute the sadness and anger into a healing love- for myself, for the beauty I see in nature, for ones I choose to show my love to. How even though I'm older, I know that being a child at heart is still important, that being mature does not mean suppressing your joy, laughter, silliness, or whimsy- it means embracing those parts of yourself, and being comfortable with yourself. How being around me is the only thing that makes him feel sane, makes him feel inspired, makes him feel whole, and he can't believe that he's so lucky someone like me is in his life. Hearing him say all that makes me feel like I'm going crazy, because that's exactly how I feel about him, and I am nothing special at all.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Otoya so puntable fr I wanna throw him across a field

For the sake of easier reading I will leave my hollyhock comments at the end of this ask so it’s not smack in the middle of us rambling LMAOO

I really need to see Karasu at an aquarium now (someone get me the P.O. Box of the BLLK author I need to send a lengthy request pls next off day GO TO AN AQUARIUM) on that not HOKYBCRAP I just remembered Osaka is famous for its aquarium because they have a whale shark?????? Imagine bro goes there and is scared SHITLESS like whale shark literally in the vicinity of his neighborhood that is so funny to me (I can imagine he eats takoyaki as revenge on octopuses)

And MEE idk what I’m gonna do when BLLK is over….well we fs have another big match arc with the World Cup that they’re currently waiting to play for…I’ve seen some ppl theorize that they might do a time skip thing like haikyuu where we see them going pro and whatnot but bro I do not want to think about BLLK ending like wdym I won’t see my silly little boys anymore….hopefully when that time comes it’ll give way for a lot of spinoff stories like I’d love to see more things like epinagi but for other characters (I’m coping but I really wanna see the light novel content animated or something)

Haha…discord and Reddit…such lovely places…..yeah I stay away from discord for similar reasons LMAO

Oh wait you’re so right….bruh I see those booktok accounts every so often and I’m like…how did you even get past the title for this book….have you seen people talking about like the pillow book or the door book??? I wanna know who actually thinks of that plot bc PLEASE it’s so wp coded like wtaf im sorry

Also I wanna know why Ao3 is BARREN when it comes to BLLK content that isn’t ship stories like….every so often I’ll take a look and the search results have barely changed within like six months man

Ok but HOLLYHOCK COMMENTARY SENGOKU PERIOD AU>>>> LMAOO so this is what you were referring to when you posted about finding a side character to make the villain…bye hiiragi LMFAOO ok assassin Otoya SO REAL when yuki showed up I was almost expecting it to be Otoya but this makes sm more sense LMAOO (yuki always committing some sort of crime in your plots it’s so funny) I’m living for it though…..y/n sacrificing her half brother to live FINALLY I love a good mc with a sense of self preservation that overrides any duty to a shitty family…also the cursed/bad omen child trope too perfect set up for angst I’m excited to see where it goes

-Karasu anon

I’M SAYINGGG BRO I JUST WANT TO TOSS HIM AROUND LIKE A LITTLE FOOTBALL 😭 meanwhile baby karasu i want to tie a ribbon around he’s just a little boy full of joy and whimsy i love him

PLEASE OMG WHEN HE’S A KID HIS PARENTS TAKE HIM TO THE AQUARIUM AND HE STARTS BAWLING 😓 that whale shark is his biggest enemy fr…omg a post nel aquarium trip would be so fun esp because we have karasu kurona and bachira who would def all go crazy for it (in diff ways). karasu loving seafood because it’s a way for him to control marine life/the water which he hates because he can’t predict ⁉️ could be funny could be meta the choice is yours 👆🏻

oh 100% they’re def going to do the wc arc and possibly even show some of the boys going pro…i do hope there’s a timeskip at the end because i want to see what they’re all up to but at the same time i also love open endings so if they didn’t do that i wouldn’t mind!! as long as the ending is satisfactory. imagine the conclusion is just ego and anri going to jail though HDKDJDS pls 😭 once it’s over i’m going to be so sad…luckily w the rate episode nagi is going we’ll at least have that for a while longer!!

discord and reddit are certainly. well. they are places!! and i am blessed to say idk what you’re talking about but w the amount of weird smut i see on there i shudder to imagine what you’re talking about. personally i’m pro-dark content even though i don’t read a lot of it myself because i believe all art and expression is worthy but it’s the way that some of these people engage with and react to dc that’s a little odd to me. idk it’s weird for sure…me personally i stay far away!!

THERE IS NOTHING ON AO3 FOR BLLK except for nagireo fics lowkey 😭😭😭 hopefully with season 2 coming out it’ll get more popular and we’ll see more content!! i’d never say no to more reader inserts but also character studies?? ONE fic exploring anri or ego or the itoshi brothers without any romance?? a michael kaiser-centric fic that portrays him as who he actually is (at least in my opinion)?? i’d write it myself but there’s only so much one girl can do 😔

bro hiiragi is even more random than kira PLSS i almost reused kira but then i was like “no i can’t slander the same character twice.” honestly though he has a very historical vibe to him if that makes sense?? and the name hiiragi is so clan-like HAHA idk idk it just felt right.

i feel like arranged marriages are so commonly paired w historical aus i wanted to do smth diff!! plus otoya does not scream arranged marriage to me. i was talking to one of my moots and i joked abt how the ninja butt trap panel broke my writer’s block but that’s actually not a joke…the whole ninja obsession otoya has (plus him canonically being descended from a ninja??) made me think “okay what if he WAS a ninja???” and from there i began looking into ninjas…and it was wraps after that!! apparently they were most prominent in the sengoku era and basically used as spies/assassins hence the setting and otoya’s introduction in the story

PLEASE yuki is the biggest tabieita x reader hater 😭 he does not want those boys winning ong 😕 he’s going to be really interesting in the future of the fic hehe i’m so excited!!

oh one thing about me you can trust i will be writing a flawed selfish reader 🫡 this mc is based loosely and vaguely on oda nobunaga actually!! emphasizing the ‘loosely’ part because the resemblance is barely there honestly unless you look really hard for it — however that should give you an idea of what kind of person she’s going to grow into (with otoya and [redacted]’s help ofc).

AHH the question is is she actually cursed or are the hiiragis just biased 🤔 hehe i can’t wait to write more too omg the only thing i’m worried for is when karasu finally pulls up because wdym the loml is in a fic and he’s not madly in love w the mc???

[angelxxreaper]

[…He fiddles with a golden apple in his hands. It’s heavy. His insides are stained golden with it’s colors. The absorption’s good. It feels safer, it’s one less thing to think about. He depends on them for survival now, however quietly he takes them.]

[It’s taken from him. Before he can protest, it’s replaced with a cup of warm tea. The thief stores the golden apple away in Her inventory, and She settles next to him with Her own mug of the stuff. He knew She hated the stuff as much as he used to. But, it was a process, and She was in it with him, no matter how much She hated its taste and how much he hated the warm drink. It was grounding. Her smile through the bitterness was enough to bring him back to Her. Her smile was as real as the weight pressing into his side and the blanket being draped around the both of them.]

[…He loves her. It’s safer letting her take the lead for a moment. Just movies and warm drinks and an occasional kiss. She puts on a cheesy romcom and mercilessly teases the story, encouraging him to laugh as easily as she does at the corniness. It’s stupid and silly, but he sees her in the tragedy and the joy of it all. It’s her laughter, her smile, her whimsy, and the way she dances just to try to make him dance too. He can’t say no to her, especially when her face reminds him of their first dance.]

[…In the light of a living room television, he sees someone beautiful. He thinks he falls in love with her all over again.]

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Michael in the Mainstream: The Dark Knight Trilogy & Its Negative Impact on the Superhero Genre

Superhero movies have come a very long way in the past couple of decades, cementing themselves as a genre unto themselves rather than the odd action movie here or there. Almost every year a few new ones of varying quality pop up that incite equal parts excitement and derision. It’s definitely a genre people feel very strongly about, but even people who tend to not love superhero films will admit that Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy is fantastic.

From 2005 until 2012, Nolan reinvisioned Batman in a way that grounded the character in reality. There’s no fantastical elements, there’s no insane science, there’s no superpowers… Everything in these films could happen in the real world. In a post-Batman & Robin world, this was seen as a breath of fresh air, and the critics loved it. In particular, The Dark Knight helped to usher in the modern age of superhero films, releasing the same year the MCU kicked off and widely being hailed as one of the greatest films of all time. That’s right, not even superhero films, films period. These films were impressive, groundbreaking, and… they fundamentally ruined superhero movies for quite a while.

Look, I don’t particularly hate these films. I think all of them are pretty good, in their own ways. But they have a lot of glaring issues that really hamper them a fair bit and yet, somehow, they became the blueprint that studios decided to look at for what they thought a successful superhero movie should be. Nolan’s films are serious, brooding, dark, and lack the whimsy and creative insanity that makes comics such a fun and engaging medium, and I think this right here is what has hurt comic book movies the most over the past decade. These are films that feel absolutely ashamed to be comic book movies, and they desperately want to seem like they’re “mature” and for “adults.” And, unfortunately for the rest of us, this shame translated over into a lot of other films, something we’re only just now recovering from.

Looking at the greatest strength of the trilogy shows this issue pretty well, that being the villains. Nolan’s films gave us truly iconic portrayals of characters like Bane, Joker, and Scarecrow, and you’re not gonna hear me say much bad about them. Cillian Murphy, Liam Neeson, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Aaron Eckhart, and Heath Ledger all do fantastic jobs as the insidious rogues of Batman. But the issue I have is that by grounding these characters in a realistic setting like this, it kind of misses the point. Joker isn’t using exploding cakes and laughing gas, Ra’s al Ghul isn’t an immortal warrior, Bane isn’t a drugged-up super soldier… They’re all just Guys. They’re Guys With Gimmicks, yes, but at the end of the day they aren’t what should be looked at as the be-all, end-all of the character’s portrayals.

And yet everyone acts like no one should ever play Joker again, because Heath Ledger’s Joker was just so good, guys! And he was good, but I don’t think Ledger’s Joker should be the absolute final Joker ever. Quite frankly, I prefer Phoenix’s Joker, because even if that version is also in a rather grounded film missing the overt weirdness of comics for the most part, he still dresses in a colorful costume, acts weird, tells jokes, and is in general more Jokery. Out of all of these villains, I think Bane and Scarecrow at least come within the ballpark of being close to how they should be, but Scarecrow is horribly underutilized and Bane is given a rather undignified sendoff.

Then there are the bigger issues. Batman himself is really downplayed throughout the trilogy, getting fairly little screentime compared to villains and side characters. This was a huge point of contention when The Dark Knight Rises came out, with most of the film featuring Bruce Wayne, and in hindsight it highlights how unwilling Nolan was to engage with the comic book trappings of what he was adapting. I like Christian Bale a lot, he’s a great actor, but I don’t think he really carries any of the films; in fact, it’s usually the villains carrying the movies. Bale is certainly not as bad as Val Kilmer in the role of Wayne/Batman, but he’s no Keaton, he’s no Clooney, he’s not even an Affleck. A lot of the time, he also just feels like… a Guy. And Batman should not ever, ever just be a Guy.

But perhaps the most egregious fault of the films is what it did to Gotham City itself. In Burton’s films, you really get a feel for the Gothic atmosphere of the city with how it’s designed, and this goes for Batman: The Animated Series too. And even the more cartoonish, colorful Gotham of Schumacher’s films pops and leaves an impact. But Nolan’s Gotham? It’s very much just a City. There is nothing distinct about Nolan’s Gotham, it’s literally just a generic city, and if you even have the faintest knowledge of Batman you will know that Gotham is not just a city. Gotham is pretty much a character itself, a dark, imposing landscape in which Batman does battle with his costumed foes. Every other adaptation I can think of knows to make Gotham feel unique and distinct, but this one just absolutely drops the ball. You might as well just have the city be New York if you’re going to put no effort into giving it personality.

And that all brings me to this: every reviled superhero movie of the past decade, from F4ntastic to The Amazing Spider-Man to Dawn of Justice, all have their genesis in Nolan’s trilogy. He laid the groundwork for these films to exist, and a large majority of the blame needs to be put on Nolan for sapping the fun out of comic book movies. Now, to be totally fair to Nolan, he’s not entirely responsible for what happened to the comic book film landscape; prior to him, the X-Men film series was giving all of the heroes dark costumes and being a bit more serious. But despite those films playing a bit of a part, there’s one major reason I don’t fault them nearly as much: The X-Men films never once felt ashamed to be comic book movies.

You have to understand, people loved grit and edginess in the 90s and had just violently rejected Batman & Robin a few years prior to the original X-Men film, so it’s hard to really fault it for wanting to avoid being too campy. But much like Blade, the films never tried to act like they weren’t still crazy comic book films. Scott still has eye lasers, Mystique is still blue, Nightcrawler looks like a demon, there are Sentinels and Apocalypse and even Dazzler shows up at one point! The X-Men franchise wasn’t always good, but it managed to balance between being silly and taking itself seriously pretty well for the most part. Magneto is still a Holocaust survivor, his relationship with Xavier still has impact, there are still emotional moments here and there, but then you also have Deadpool movies and the multiple comic book style retcons to the timeline that leave the continuity a mess, and something about that just feels right. And all that makes Logan less egregious despite being the sort of brooding, angsty superhero drama Nolan would make, because even if it is those things, it still centers around a dude with metal claws coming out of his hands trying to stop his best friend from wiping out everyone with psychic seizures. Nolan could never make this superhero film.

Nolan’s films, on the other hand, did. These films did not feel like they wanted to be comic book movies, they felt like they wanted to be serious crime films but Nolan was stuck with Batman so he just mashed the two together. And honestly, I’d probably be more forgiving if it weren’t for the hugely negative impact these films and their critical success had on the superhero genre even until this day. The first decade of superhero films as a major contender in cinema were colored by these films. People outright balked at silliness in superhero movies for quite some time, with a lot of criticism levied at the early phases of the MCU for being too goofy; in fact, at times it seemed as if the MCU was going a bit too far in the goofy direction without striking the proper balance, with films like Age of Ultron having most of its tension defused by constant wisecracks. And on the DC side, Nolan’s grounded approach lead to Zack Snyder’s flaccid filmmaking with dark coloration, moody atmosphere, and not a shred of joy to be found. Nolan is essentially the peak of dark, grounded superhero films, and Snyder is the nadir, but Snyder’s awful DC films wouldn’t exist if not for Nolan.

It was a slow crawl getting to what superhero movies should be. Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-Man were films tossed out only when Marvel was certain they could take risks, because absurd concepts like those would just not have been able to survive if not for years of good will beforehand. That’s not even getting into some of the more bonkers elements of later films, such as Ego the Living Planet and basically everything about Doctor Strange. In fact, Doctor Strange, for all its issues, is still a massive step forward for a genre that outright rejected magic for a long time, instead for a time turning Thor and his costars into a cast of hyper-advanced aliens, with later films having to clarify that there is magic and zombies and so on. The recent WandaVision was able to further clarify this by making Wanda unambiguously magic and not an evil Nazi science experiment.

Superhero animation didn’t suffer quite so much, but that’s mostly because, much like comics, animation is still seen as “kid’s stuff” by way too many people. And even then, they didn’t escape the shadow of Nolan totally unscathed; one need only look into the infamous Bat Embargo, which limited Batman villains so there could only be one given incarnation of said character in media. For instance, the Scarecrow being in Batman Begins meant he could not appear in the animated series The Batman. This lead to such things as no Batman characters appearing in Justice League Unlimited. It was truly a stupidly frustrating time to be a Batman fan when some of his most iconic foes were relegated to only certain appearances because it “might confuse kids.”

Let me again clarify this: I mostly like the Nolan films. I usually like Nolan, though he has become unbearably, obnoxiously pretentious these days. I think a lot of elements of them are great, I feel like they mostly have strong villains, and I don’t disagree that The Dark Knight is a fantastic film. But the thing is these are only good as AU stories, as their own thing; they should not be the template every superhero movie should follow, or any superhero movie for that matter, because they lack the ability to engage with the things that make people love comics in the first place. People love wacky, off-the-wall concepts, superpowered aliens, magic, talking animals, evil living planets, alcoholic ducks, and all that fun stuff.

People desperately want the fun, camp, and wacky stuff back in comic book films, as the success of the goofier DC films like Aquaman, Shazam, and Birds of Prey as well as the success of shows like Doom Patrol in comparison to the critical and audience revulsion of Snyder’s films, with Shazam in particular giving us such bonkers concepts as an entire family of superpowered children and Mr. Mind, the evil alien caterpillar. Thor: Ragnarok and the Guardians of the Galaxy films have become some of the most beloved MCU movies despite being weird, wacky, and wholly embracing the joy of comics to the point the latter films feature Howard the Duck and the aforementioned Ego alongside bizarre characters like Rocket Raccoon, Groot, and Taserface. And the thing with all of these films is that they’re able to balance the weirdness and wackiness of comics without losing sight of human emotion, moving storytelling, and drama. They’re both fun and deep, goofy and yet meaningful. This is what comics are, and what they should be, and anyone who thinks comics should be grim and gritty really needs to think about why they think an entire genre needs to be colored in with only the dullest colors.

I think what I’m trying to say here is this: Make a Detective Chimp movie, you cowards.

[puffyducks]

Continuation teehee. Why am I just now realizing that these comic titles are all song references-

Getting haunted speedrun any%

FUCK DID WE MAKE IT TO A GROUNDHOG DAY SITUATION. SHIT.

yas bitch slayy

WHY IS IT TURNING INTO A HORROR MOVIE I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA GO ON A SILLY ROADTRIP

Looks like SOMEONE'S never heard of the dark web.

Oh wait right it's the 70s-

Ok so it's NOT ghosts it's just insanely advanced lifelike holograms that are being projected from all angles to fill an entire room with fake people with technology from the 70s. OKAY. I GUESS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER EXPLANATION??? Just let them get haunted at that point-

BLESS ME BAGPIPES???? YOU MEAN LIKE SCROOGE MCDU-

Dickie don't even joke like I'm being so fr right now. NOBODY TELL HIM ABOUT INVENTING ANY ROBOTS OH MY GOD

DID THEY GIVE THE EAGLES FURSONAS

Daisy is fucking eating in this outfit she should be dressed like this forever

DROWNING SPEEDRUN ANY%

Dude he has autism headphones shoutout

I'mma be so fr I thought he was going behind those rocks to like smoke a joint or something but then I was like "nooo there's no way they'd put that in a duck comic" so I guess anxiously squatting behind a rock to make tasteful cross-stitch patterns of buffalo is a much better answer

I've decided all 3 of them are dating btw. Polyamory wins.

I'm literally willing to bet money that the boss is Scrooge. Like there's no fucking way they're gonna bring up a stingy boss and it's NOT him. It's fucking SCROOGE-

IIIIII FUCKING KNEW IT!!! I FUCKINF CALLED IT I'M SO MAD. MAN FUCK THIS STINGY OLD MAN!!!! I won't lie the gray turtleneck with the jacket is kind of a look tho like kinda gagged tbh. hate this old man btw.

HOW HAS THIS CROTCHETY OLD FUCK BEEN BEHIND EVERYTHIIIING GO HOME SCROOGE

I NEED HIM DEAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M TURNING VIOLENT. sorry I did not expect Scrooge to be a part of this and he's bringing out the worst in me HE HATES JOY AND WHIMSY AND ART. AND WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE LOOSE CHANGE IN HIS OFFICE FUCKING LOSERRRRR

DONAAAAAALD

THEY'RE STAYING IN THE TRIPLETS' BEDS HELP

DONAAAAAAAAADLDAFAPOWEFK GUYS HE'S SO CUTE YOU GUYS. IDK WHY HE'S WEARING A SHIRT COVERED IN HIS HAT BUT IDC LOOK AT HEEEEEEEE (had to go one whole comic series without seeing him. heartbreaking)

Sorry I got distracted by Donald IMPORTANT PLOT STUFF IS HAPPENING OK. Dickie noooo don't leave your friends but also noooo don't give up on your life and dreams NOOOOO DICKIE

I guess you could say that.... LOVE WINS

GUYS WAIT THAT WAS REALLY CUTE LIKE I REALLY LIKED THAT WHOLE THING. I guess you could say the REAL music career was the friends we made a long the way.... or maybe more than friends looking at the ending :3c and also looking at the way that Dickie kept like kissing them both on the cheek. This was really fun though I would love to see more of the three of them, I have no idea if there are actual follow-ups to this cause I know Dickie is a pretty minor character who doesn't show up at lot but WAHH I LIKE HER. Like she stresses me out lowkey but I like her she's just silly. This was a refreshing break from the constant terror of PKNA, shoutout to the Donald cameo he was in 3 whole panels and that was really special to me. OK BYE!!!

DCRC Week 9 (Part 2)

Oh shit!! Is these ducks on the road??? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THEY ARE!!! Anyways we're reading Ducks on the Road now which I'm super excited for because it features not one but THREE characters we've barely seen in the book club so far!!

This comic is LONG (I guess it's technically like 5 comics but we're reading them all in one go) so I'll probably end up having to extend this post with a few reblogs! So look out for those.

They're in.... VIRGINIA???? NOOOOOOOOOOO (person with irrational hatred of Virginia cause my whole extended family lives there so I have to travel there every holiday and it just kinda sucks there idk what to tell you. Also if Virginia is for lovers why is it called VIRGINia hm?? riddle me that BATMAN)

SCROOGE PAY YOUR FUCKING WORKERS also I love this outfit and haircut for Daisy she looks so cute here

Does this imply that Donald was living in Virginia beforehand because the implication that I'm only 1 state away from Donald is kind of frightening ngl. also Virginia sucks.

Did they hire Tuskerninni's cousin what's going on here. Actually this is the 70s it could probably BE Tuskerninni in an earlier life

I'm so used to talking about DT17 Gyro within my circles that I see Regular Gyro and it's like oh right!! He actually has joy and whimsy in his heart!! He's actually just a funny invention man who has totally not accidentally committed any atrocities in Tokyolk before!!!! He's also changed his hair color like four times

DON'T EAT THE GARBAGE SANDWICH WHAT ARE YOU DOOIIIIING

can somebody please help him he looks like an anxious chihuahua

How do you even leave piles of money on the floor to be blown away like that HELP I'm so stressed. Dickie get it together girl.

shoutout to these two and their cool accompanying text

HOW IS SHE SUCH A PUBLIC MENACE SHE'S LITERALLY JUST KINDA MID AT PLAYING GUITAR

She kissed him then IMMEDIATELY friendzoned him it was like a speedrun holy shit

Did he just headcanon Dickie and Daisy as lesbians? Because me too.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT AFTER AN EXAM WHY'D THEY DO HIM LIKE THAT 😭😭😭 nice presentation you LONELY IDIOT.

DICKIE YOU CAN'T PAINT A FUCKIGN RENTAL VAN OH MY GOD

Ah yes my favorite sign on the highway. The big one that just says "WEST"

YOU GUYS I AM SO STRESSED DICKIE IS GONNA GET THEM ALL KILLED IN A HORRIFIC ROAD ACCIDENT. ALSO HOW DID THEY ALREADY GET ALL THE WAY TO OKLAHOMA-

NVM THEY'RE NOT GONNA CRASH THEY'RE GONNA GET SHOT BY THIS GUY FOR HARBORING CRIMINALS

DAISY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD. also i want these two guys dead they were mean to her >:(

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

dork ass nerd and his dork ass math pajamas. and what I assume is a plush of Albert Einstein or something. NERD.

Oh ok so we're just not gonna acknowledge what they do about their tires being gone. Ok. No it's fine I guess that's like irrelevant information they probably just like... found some new tires on the side of the road or something..... yeah....

Anyways this is the part where I briefly end the post so I can attach more reactions with a reblog!