#they love me so much

[angel-blitz]

I made my gf cackle with this

[allfearstofallto]

*Me and my partner in a playful argument*

Me (jokingly): ya know what, we should just see other people.

Partner: I'll kill you

Me: 🩷🩷🩷awwwwwww🩷🩷🩷

[catdadeddie]

IM HOME

[ox1-lovesick]

RED VELVET COMEBACK I'M WINNING

[kellyvela]

it seems that you have fans on twitter 🥴🥴 https://twitter.com/closedbright/status/1579931050536751104?t=rAzHLx0GUkvgpQEShcVRQw&s=19

As I always say: I get more attention from antis and haters than from my own fandom.

[crystallizabethine]

My girlfriend loves me so much...

I'm totally not going to bury this in the backyard and light the very ground on fire...

@pastthebutterflies

[marinaimsure]

my twitch channel was suspended. this is the second time this happens lmaooo

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[iasip-enthusiast-2]

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer