what people think alice oseman books are like: blushing awkward first meetings, little chaste first kisses, giggling teenage boys holding hands
what alice oseman books are actually like: hey what if your entire personality is actually a carefully constructed facade to make other people like you and to disguise the fact that you don't actually know who you are. if you stripped away all the walls, all the artificial things that you think make you up, what would be left? what would happen if you stopped living for other people and started living for yourself? is there even a person in there or just a gaping void with nothing left in it? wouldn't that be fucked up? do you even know yourself? do you even have a real personality anymore?
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Hey, i've read a few of your slasher posts and i really like your writing. If you arent able to its perfectly alright but i was wondering if I could get a few slashers with a s/o that can't feel pain and so is unaware when they get hurt. It could be when meeting or having already known eachother. Thank you so much!
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Michael Myers 🎃 (First Meeting)
He watched from the shadows as you pulled glass from your forearm, without even flinching.
If anything, the annoyed expression on your face was amusing to him. He'd seen many things in his life, but this was new.
For a moment he forgot why he was stalking you through the decaying house of his childhood. Instead he continued to watch as you searched for something to cover the wound.
It wasn't until your eyes met his, that emerged, holding a first aid kit in his hand.
Jason Voorhees 🏕 ( Dating)
Good lord, are you trying to give him a heart attack? I mean, he might already be dead, but still!
It was so innocent at first, you truly trying your hardest to keep up with himself during walkies. He's just got dem long ass legs.
Well next thing you know, you're on the ground and you're bleeding. Jason's panicking, you're not. He doesn't understand, he sees bone. Wtf?
Don't try to explain the science to him, he doesn't care. Now he's just worried about you not being able to tell if you're injured.
Hannibal Lecter🩺 (Before Dating)
Fully understand the science behind it. It may or may not be one of the reasons he was interested in you.
However, it wasn't until you nearly chopped a finger off helping him cook and look down and was like "K." that he felt worried.
Even if you're not accident prone, accidents happen. And you, not feeling pain which mean there's not properly connected in parts of brain that receive the pain messages, which means you might potentially-
He's spiraling in that science shit™️
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To all the people who might read this, I hope you will find beautiful friendships and sweet love stories with people who truly deserve you, I hope it will be just like the kind of relationships that Alice Oseman always tends to write about in all of her books, I hope that every Tori out there finds her Michael, every Charlie finds his Nick , every Tara finds her Darcy, every Tao finds his Elle, every Frances finds her Aled and I hope all Ben hopeS on earth would disappear.
Take care <3
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Can I just say how much I love how everyone in this fandom can be so excited about the tiniest thing because it reminds them of an alice oseman book?
Like, a cat with heterochromia and it’ll remind us of michael, or a mention of Durham uni will remind us of loveless, or anything like that and we all freak out and I fucking love it
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