#they would go crumch

[iaminevitable012]

do y'all ever just get the urge to eat a lightbulb

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #25

Satan: What are some good cities?

Solomon: Owl

Satan: Too many fireflies, infested

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Mammon: Scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

Leviathan: Scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

MC: Scary how fast I switched my car insurance to geico

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Leviathan: Dead leafs? That’s card yard salad now, and it’s the new food trend

Raphael: Leaves*

Leviathan: Where are you going?

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Mammon: I got some many love in my souls

Luke: Why do you have more than one soul?

Mammon: Irrelevant

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Diavolo: Assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

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Simeon: Homework? Decent grades? The Bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and achieve

Belphegor: I almost spit everywhere

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Leviathan: Fanfic titles be “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags and the first one is “anal fisting”

Satan: I choked

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Mammon: I can’t believe clowns are real what the fuck…

Belphegor: DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

Mammon: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Beelzebub: You ever get a bus driver that drives like they’re running from god

Solomon: You’re really complaining about the discount roller coaster?

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Beelzebub: Due to plaque build up, human arteries are sometimes crunchy. Also, the arteries themselves are made up of a smooth, elastic (possibly gummy?) type of tissue. Therefore I imagine that eating a diseased human artery would be a similarly experience, texture-wise, to slurping one of THESE babies

*picture of a nerds rope*

Raphael: May the only thing that dampens the flames of hell for you be God spitting in your face

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Leviathan: So, do seahorses read fpreg?

Lucifer: Seahorses are illiterate. A quality I wish I had so I didn’t have to read this post

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Mammon: Laying an egg hard and loud

Solomon: Will the person who tagged this “Stephen Colbert” please approach the bench

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Satan: Someone in my younger siblings class said they were “yandere for them” and my sibling responded “first of all cringe, second of all red flag” and no phrase has entered my daily lexicon so fast

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Mammon: I go to Home Depot

Beelzebub: I eat the tools

Satan: Stop it

Belphegor: Crumch

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Mammon: There’s no crime in being a thief

Lucifer: What a thief does is steal someone’s property without their permission, which is a crime

Asmodeus: Not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind

Solomon: …

Satan: That was very smooth

Leviathan: I’m gonna steal both your organs and money

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Diavolo: What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

Solomon: This post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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[thatoneluckybee]

pinned post time

Hey, I’m Bee!

Minor

She/her please!

ADHD, trichotillomania, (potentially autistic? doing research at the moment)

Christian

I try to reblog donation posts. However, I do not answer asks submitted asking for donations UNLESS I can verify them. I'll try to check any I receive to ensure they're real before posting. Please donate to verified fundraisers to help Palestinian families if you are safely able to and money is not a concern. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

AND THE FANDOM/ORGANIZATION STUFF

I don’t even know I’m hyperfixated on right now. YTTD and SBG and Homesick are fighting to the death, PJSK/Vocaloid is trying to sneak in again but failing, and I am suffering help. What is my brain. Will\ go on mass reblogging sprees of random other topics/fandoms

Said fandoms are MAINLY Your Turn to Die, School Bus Graveyard, Homesick, Space Boy, Not So Shoujo Love Story, Surviving Romance, Realta, Castle Swimmer, the One of Us Is Lying trilogy, Morgana and Oz, Silent Screams, Marionetta, Danganronpa, Cursed Princess Club, Suitor Armor, Nomads, and the like. I read way too many Webtoon series, expect a lot of those lol. I’m also a huge fan of Winchifrost and Marina and The Diamonds!

I have no idea how to use tone tags but I'm trying to figure it out!

Finally have a Pronouns Page!

I don’t have a consistent tagging system, I use whatever comes to my heart. HOWEVER, I will USUALLY try and tag posts like memes and fanart with the fandom name (and, if I reblog or a post about a fandom a lot, FULL character names! For example, I will tag “nao egokoro” instead of just “nao yttd.”) I do have a couple tags I use a lot:

rambles: My rambles. Original posts or reblogs I have a decent amount of commentary on or changed in some way.

fambles: Rambles but specifically fandom related. This is a new tag I may forget to use it but I need to separate original from fandom lol

important: Anything that’s genuinely important (usually!) Much of this will be about topics I feel more strongly about. For example, a post about ableism I think is a good find would be tagged as important.

shenanigans: That’s… yeah, shenanigans.

Bee Hall of Fame: I’m stealing this tag from a beloved mutual. Favorite things that has something to do with yours truly <3

crumch: I don’t even know. Crumch. Food related. Biting people affectionately. Something that would be Entertaining or Horrific to consume.

yeah: This evokes such a specific and visceral emotion in every inch of my being that I am unable to comprehend or fully articulate in. Just yeah.

girlsuffering: Ow. I don't vent per say but if I'm theatrically complaint about a headache it's girlsuffering

Bee plays PJSK: HI I finally got the game and I’m playing, so these posts are just me going through the stories and getting used to it and suffering

Thanks I love you and GOODBYE!

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: … 

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday.  You either kill yourself or you get killed.  Whatcha gonna do?  Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

[luminnara]

Which on of the lost boys (if any tbh) do you think would go to a Renaissance festival?? My bet is on Paul and Marko but only cause Marko wants the fair food and Paul had to come with him cause Marko would get munchies for the fair goers

Paul is addicted to Turkey legs and he also eats the bone. Crumch crumch crumch

No but I think all of them COULD be persuaded to go. They would have a fun time dressing up and I mean just imagine dwayne in a flowy open chested pirate shirt 🥵🥵

[annoyangle]

Ohhh, infinitely regenerating lawyer Crab! And what a fun way to use leftovers!!

And- yes!! Cream sauce, linguini, crab...it would all go wonderful together!! Most people use long type Pastas for seafood dishes, but I do think maybe getting some shell Action would be good. Consider, gently placing a Freshly steamed mussel or cooked shallot into a slightly undercooked shell with a cream sauce, or a light butter sauce.

Then people can eat them like they were eating the original shell of the creature! I personally enjoy the crumch of a scallop or perhaps Crab and think others should as well! - PS :)

OH MAN, MY EYE IS WATERING AT THE THOUGHT? PS: PASTA , I'M GONNA START CALLIN' YOU NOODLES. THAT COOL? CAN YOU COOK? WANNA WHIP US UP A ROUND? I GOTTA FULL KITCHEN AND ANY INGREDIENTS YOU CAN THINK OF, JUST LEMME GO GRAB PINCHY OVER THERE AND... HEY! PINCHY!! GET BACK HERE! QUIT SCUTTLING AWAY! I DON'T CARE YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF CALLING DISNEY ABOUT THE ROYALTIES! I WANNA EAT YA!!!

[forthedancingandthethriving]

ANOTHER set of incorrect quotes

CPU: With all due respect, which is none..

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Queen Melody: Of course I can kick your ass, I've been the same height since I was 12!

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Tulip: I simply do not vibe with my parents.

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Domain: I’m sure we can bake something for Jul. Here, how about a rum cake?

Forum: I tried that. I got too nervous and drank all the rum.

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SMG8: Do you take constructive criticism?

Lumiere: I only take gold or silver.

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Cody: Would you slap your best friend for 100 coins?

Bowser Jr: I’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Cody: ..I’m your best friend?

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Tari: What do you say after kissing someone..?

SMG4: Don't forget to like and subscribe.

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SMG4: Oh, it's considered pretty back luck here if you go a week without your house or something being destroyed. It means something bad has happened.

Literally everyone not from the SM64 universe: ...

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Buffer: We need to work on how you respond to others.

CPU: Get hit by a car.

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Mario: I go to Home Depot. I eat the tools.

Luigi: Stop it.

Mario: crumch.

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Ambrosia: You know, there’s a rumor that you’re in love with SMG9.

SMG8: Rumor?? RUMOR?! EXCUSE ME?! Are you telling me people are doubting it??

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Ash: Why is my hand shaking?

Tulip, running on an hour of sleep, and seven Red Bulls: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Ash: That is so ominous, thank you!

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Lily: You ever get a bus driver that drives like they're running from god?!

Root: You're really complaining about this discount roller coaster?

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Juliano: They should invent joints that don't hurt.

Bob: How the fuck are you smoking them that it hurts?

Juliano:

Bob: Oh shit you mean like bones.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

If nobody has asked- ngl I am vastly curious about ur Ramuda character bingo opinions.

ohohoho

i dont even know how. he also has issues with a dad if that counts

INTO OUR BLACK BLACK JOURNEY *loud crying* PERHAPS THE LAST ONE *sobbing* A JOURNEY TO HOLD ONTO OUR LIVES- also. pink coloured love ↓↓↓

hes just like me fr. idk how to describe it. we are alike. wheres that post about neurodivergent queers ppl with chronic illness and ppl with identity issues all relating to ramuda. i am one of them

i want to make him (and his clones) hurt. not permanently but. augh. oke again i am reccomending around and around and around

i need ramuda and dice and gentaro to be happy and untouched for the rest of their lives i need them to be okay forever

I would be a ramuda apologist but i cant amount to fling posse themselves 😔😔😔

i love him so i need to see what makes him tick

i hate myself so i need to see him suffer and watch tdd break apart again

GNAWING HIM. biting him like a lolipop. crumch

go to fucking THERAPY YOU HAVE ISSUES

why are you like this (looking at the slutty rainbow bird hoodie)

soy normal

if something happens im gonna riot. ESPECIALLY with the 3rd drb rn. i will RIOT

SHAKING HIM SHAKING HIM SHAKING HIM

he deserves a happy life goddammit

no further explanation needed honestly. this is so girly pop of him

crying screaming sobbing. i know why things happened but augh. theres this fic i was reading called the B-side where ramuda basically gets sent back to the TDD era and tries to fix things and im shaking it im shaking it so hard but its unfinished and im gonna scream

leave RAMUDA ALONE IM SO AFRAID FOR THAT NEW DRAMA TRACK

i will kill and bite and-

i need to find out how he works. id also like to figure out HOW he works bc. how do the lolipops keep him from dying??? augh i need to know

he has such mommy issues energy its fucking astounding. mommy issues 💯 he also has issues with a mom too

i want to know more about him so bad. so bad.

[max--phillips]

Hey! What the fuck was that

“By now Wyoming” yeah no shut up Joel

You’d think that these people would be in better shape overall like I realize he’s 56 but cmon runnin around all the time

ELLIE THATS AN INTERESTING QUESTION

Joel’s like “I’m going to die” and tbh? Same!

Crumch

Joel baby your fuckin KNEES

I am begging both of you to not ask questions with answers you might not wanna know

SKFFIDJJFFJFJJDKS

OH NO THE SMILE THE LAUGHING IM GONNA CRY

Oh fuck OFF you can’t give me that short an episode after the last three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robz-stays-silly]

if i ate waterproof trousers would they go cromch or crumch

[kurtbrussels]

when you Eat Food and it goes crunch and sets off your intrusive thoughts

[poisoned-peppermint]

I'd throw this brick at you but that police car needs its window broken (Incorrect quotes)

More Incorrect quotes the bees demand it and I must fulfill their desires

Long post

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Velvet: Did it hurt?

Antfrost: *rolls eyes* let me guess, when I fell from heaven 

Velvet: no

Antfrost: What?

Velvet: *grins* when you fell for me

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Skeppy: Hey, you wanna see something beautiful??

Bad: Sure!

Skeppy: *holds up a mirror facing Bad*

Bad: *blushes*

Bad: *whispering* I wish you would stop sometimes…

Skeppy, casually: only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable.

Bad: *blushes harder* 

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Skeppy: Who the fuck

Bad: Language

Skeppy: Whom the fuck

Bad: *sighs* no

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George: you know I’m jealous of you

Dream: Huh? Why?

George: your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Dream: wait but

Dream: but wE ARE DATIN-

Dream: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Dream: *drunk*

George: Come on, let's get you home

Dream: I am

George: ??

George: whAt

Dream: I’m with you

George:

George: *dies inside*

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Sapnap:Have you ever dated anyone?

Karl:No

Sapnap: *genuinely surprised* HOW!?

Karl: *shrugs* I don’t know, never asked, never got asked.

Sapnap: *under breath* but you’re so beautiful 

Karl: what?

Sapnap: what?!

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Tubbo: I was sitting there so like move.

Ranboo: *grins* Nah

Tubbo: Fine then *Sits on Ranboo

Ranboo: This is nice *hugs tubbo from behind*

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Dream: Gonna see how hard I can bully the gay little protaganist kid until I get my redemption arc privilege revoked 

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Skeppy: *sitting in Bads lap* Pay attention to me.

Bad: We were just making out two seconds ago

Skeppy: I don’t see your point.

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5up: I want to see us grow old together.

Fundy: Are you assuming I want to live?

5up: …Are you ok?

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Ranboo: Why must my feelings be “rational”? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?

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Skeppy: I like my men fruity and pathetic. You wouldn’t get it.

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Techno: I think killing people should be legal because it’s funny.

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Tubbo: *mob boss voice* look how they massacred my poor little meow meow

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Fundy: Vibe check! *eats your heart and absorbs your power*

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Fundy, playing a rhythm game: no one will ever Fucking love me. Omg full combo!

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Fundy, in a vampire voice: I vant to be emotionally stable

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Bad: I’m well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

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Bad while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: I’ve had it.

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Bad: Blood is, of course, one of the greatest fashion statements.

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Tommy: Watch out bro…next thing you know i’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you

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Bad - mallgoth malewife manwhore

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5up to Fundy: baby boy you are so cringe i want you

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Tubbo: i go to home depot

Tubbo: i eat the tools

Ranboo: Stop it

Tubbo: crumch

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Wilbur: No alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

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Bad: Do you ever get water hungry?

Puffy: Water Hungry??

Ant: Do you mean thirsty?

Bad: *blinks* oh

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Tubbo: *Coming out of the shower*

Ranboo: Finally.. I can brush my teeth.

Tubbo: Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

Ranboo:.......Thanks...I needed that weird out of the blue fact today.

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Skeppy: Babe ur eyes are like stars. There’s so damn many of them. Why so many eyes, my sweet eldritch beauty? Wh

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Ranboo to tubbo: you alright babe?  you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows

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Niki: *giggles cutely* i'm going to snap

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Puffy: Diversity win! Im bisexual and im going to kill you!

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Eret: *slowly removes heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon

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Dream: Stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your down fall

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Dream: half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

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Skeppy to Bad: “I’m feral and goblin-like” that’s great now can you get all the bowls of cereal out of your room

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Sapnap: In my deffence I’m dumb as hell, your honor

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Ponk : Dudes be like “I know a place” and then you end up chained in their basement

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Niki: “I could fix him” good for you I guess. I could be the only thing he’s truly afraid of.

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Bad: I will never elaborate because I have no idea what I just said.

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Bad: every day I put on my evil little clothes and do my evil little tasks

*after the usual feedback* 

Bad: every day I put on normal pants and do my normal flippin tasks. That is what you guys wanted me to flippin say! Everyday  I wEAR THE SAME T-SHIRT I WORE YESTERDAY AND TOAST MYSELF A FUDGEING BAGEL IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!

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Wilbur: ok first of all I didn’t “miss” the red flags I looked at them and thought yeah that's sexy.

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Quackity: ok yes I may be evil and morally corrupt but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly.

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Bad: Attacking people and biting them and killing them has many health benefits. Not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.

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Bad: I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife.

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let me know if you want more along with the increasingly odd titles   

[gureishi]

You have tattoos?!?! I'm 😍🤩!! What are your tattoos of? Do you have a favourite? Constellations on their ring fingers please I'll cry!! Saeyoung probably feels weird about tattoos right? Because if you get a tattoo where people can see then they have a way to identify you? I can see him being unsure until they actually get them and then his heart is just so full of love!! He glances at his or her tattoo every now and again and just feels on top of the world.

Akdnsk their dynamic is everything to me!! Hopefully they have room for all of the cribs. The RFA come for a baby shower and are just like Uhh You're Expecting Twelve?? And Saeyoung is like This Is A Perfectly Normal Amount Of Cribs!!

Ahh I'm craving that sweet sweet Quantum Entanglement content!! I was going to ask if you're going to be writing more of them but then I realised Red Universe!! I'm so excited!!

Anyway!! I can see Dev really enjoying all the tourist spots. They believe that so many people agreeing that someplace is worth visiting and traveling to gives it value. However they also adore visiting residential areas. They have a quiet sort of awe for places that aren't marked as special. Idk it's just like Someone Lives Here. Someone Loves This Place. I can see them on the last day of a trip just taking a taxi through these towns, leaning their head against the window and imagining themself living there. I think they also make a point to try the local cuisine, especially if it's weird!!

So with the deal they make when they first meet, Jinx is expecting a physical thing. She comes to visit Dev, even when they've made it back home, and actually begins to realise that What She Wants is companionship. She wants to be friends but she doesn't know how to do that or communicate that. But she's seen that human friends give gifts!! So she brings sticks from her nest, rocks from halfway across the world, some very shiny bottle caps - Dev accepts and keeps all of them but doesn't exactly understand what she means by them.

Jinx decides clearly these aren't good enough and begins to rob people. (She's a bird she doesn't get the concept of stealing, all she thinks is that clearly these items are worth having, as decided by other people, so they must be good gifts.) She brings kids toys, washing that was hung out to dry, and at one point a wholeass deck chair! This does escalate into breaking into people's houses but that's a different thing.

When she meets the RFA she does steal from them too, but it's Affectionate Theivery.

Dev watching Jinx incorporate another shirt into her nest: hm that looks familiar

Jumin getting up for work to discover he has no tops left: ???????????

Jinx is super delighted by potato chips. Saeyoung teaches her tricks in exchange for Honey Buddha Chippies. Sometimes she doesn't even eat them she just *crunch crunch crumch*. I can see her stealing like, a whole rotisserie chicken off some poor family's table while their backs are turned too. She just drops it in front of Dev and goes "Snack :)" (and what is Dev just gonna not eat it? She brought them a snack!!) I think she also adores just whatever your favourite snack is, as long as you share it with her.

Dev 🤝 Jinx -> you made this for me?? Oh! Love for human!! Love for human for One Thousand Years!!

I couldn't articulate it earlier but something about Saeran choosing to save Saeyoung at Magenta just feels so significant to me? Like in canon he and MC are Out and Safe and to save Saeyoung he uses his hacking. But this way they have to post-pone their escape and like he has to be there and actually face Saeyoung.

So, Dev is anxious to save Saeyoung. I think that despite themself they expect that Saeran won't let them try. But he's there because of Dev and how can they just leave him to what would be their fate, or perhaps even worse? Saeran finds them with a I'm Doing This And You Can't Stop Me attitude.

I think it really throws Saeran off that Saeyoung Is Here And He Came To Save You. He wants to argue against it and has to remind himself that he's been lied to about his brother. I think what grounds him is Dev's outrageous plan. They don't want to sit down and take the time to think out a good plan they want to go get Saeyoung and make him safe.

Umm okay I honestly think Dev and Saeran are smarter than me so idk if I could actually come up with what their plan might be. It probably ends up with Saeran monitoring the cameras to help Dev navigate the halls without bumping into any believers.

I think Rika would put Saeyoung aside, just in a room. The ultimate plan through all the routes was to get RFA to Magenta to convert them right? But Saeran's position has been made precarious by Dev, so I imagine she'd want Saeyoung out of the way until after Saeran's loyalty was secured again.

I think that Saeyoung would have been drugged to prevent him from escaping (Rika knows he's an agent right?) and so Saeran has to come because Dev can't carry him alone. I think they have close calls trying to navigate without the cameras, but it isn't until they're in the garden that they're actually caught. Saeyoung has enough clarity to direct them to his car and it's that way they just barely escape.

Neither Saeran nor Dev can actually drive btw!!

As for the reunion. I think Saeran is angry. They get somewhere safe, Saeyoung sleeps off the drugs and has what minor wounds he acquired treated, and Saeran is angry. They were caught!! They were caught because they had to save Saeyoung!!! He should've stayed away.

Not that Saeran says any of that? I think he's quiet in this anger, he keeps his distance and doesn't talk to Saeyoung more than he has to. He hasn't had a chance to come to terms with what he was told about Saeyoung being false yet, nor did he have a chance to prepare himself to see him.

Dev apologises to Saeyoung for asking him to come, and reassures him that Saeran will come around. And I think Saeran talking to them really helps him come to terms with things!! It will take a while for the twins to be Okay with all the damage that's been done to them but they really do want it for themselves and each other.

I just realised I can just watch a Ray Route play through on youtube rather than replaying it myself!! So perhaps I'm going to be working out what Actually happens during the route soon!! If I have interesting stuff to share in regards to that would you like to hear it?

Less questions today I think coz I'm tired skdjs. Does Eunji have a comfort movie? A comfort song even? What's her favourite genre (movies and music)? Would she be the type the play dating sims? Does she have any allergies? Oh and also if you like tell me one random thing about her! Just anything you'd like to share!!

- i

My darling i anon!!! Hello! I am soooo sorry for being gone for so long! As soon as I finished my finals we immediately left to see family. I'm back, and I've missed chatting with you!

I do have tattoos! My favorite is this pretty large fish on my right forearm. It's the little gold fish from One Hundred Years of Solitude (though it's black-and-white and not at all little, it does look like it's made of metal).

This Is A Perfectly Normal Amount of Cribs. That made me laugh a lot. Who needs a baby monitor when you have GPS satellites hovering over your infant? (Eunji reminds him that the GPS isn't really necessary because where would they go, but he says, you know, just in case).

Yesssss! We haven't worked on the Red Universe fics in a while because I've been so busy with school, but we're gonna pick back up now that I'm on winter break! I'm even gonna be replaying the route for inspiration, which I actually haven't done in over a year.

I love the image of Dev leaning out the window drinking in the air of a place where people live. Do they want to end up living in a city? Or a house somewhere? Or always moving around?

Jinx stealing everyone's stuff (especially Jumin's shirts) delights me. A very good bird. And the rotisserie chicken!!! Oh my god. Does Dev ever have to go shopping again?! Or does everything they want just magically get delivered by their bird best friend?

So I can make gifts for Dev and Jinx and they'll like me forever?!??

Yes. One of the many flaws with the game, in my opinion, is how little we get to see of the brothers actually dealing with each other face-to-face. It's so important to both of them, and the game skips over so much of it (particularly in Ray's route and the AEs)!

This escape plan is brilliant. I love how Dev is taking the lead and sort of orchestrating the whole thing, because they've found something they really care about (and it sounds like they're the kind of person who GETS THINGS DONE when they care about those things!)

Oh dear who is driving this car?!?? Is my poor drugged boy driving them all into a tree or???

Would love to read this whole scene between the three of them post-escape. It seems like Dev being there creates a sort of buffer to allow them to own up to their anger, and that's such an important part of both of their healing.

I would love to hear more about what happens during the route, yes!!!

As for the questions: Eunji didn't really grow up watching shows and movies. Her parents were strict, though both in different ways, and they took a "TV will rot your brain, go outside and entertain yourself" sort of approach. As an adult, she's antsy and impatient. It's hard for her to sit through a whole movie. She loves cooking shows, but she needs to be doing at least two other things at the same time or she'll get bored. Her music taste is all over the place: she likes to choreograph to something with a really good beat or something acoustic and atmospheric and a little bit obnoxious. She listens to super aggressive pop music when Saeyoung lets her drive his cars (which isn't often) and plays Jimi Hendrix to help herself sleep, for some reason.

She's less likely than I am to play a dating sim game, because she's less interested in dreaming and more interested in doing. If she played Mystic Messenger (rather than being, you know, in it), she'd get annoyed with the constant notifications and give up after like a day and a half. How about Dev? Do they play dating sims?

I'm allergic to cats, and I can't decide if I wanna also give her my cat allergy. I keep going back and forth about it. Poor Saeyoung, to never get a cat because of his allergic girlfriend!

A random fact? Hmmm. She has a terrible sense of direction. One time, in college—in New York City, which is on a grid—she got lost walking back to her apartment from a restaurant. Her phone was dead and she was too stubborn to go buy a charger, so she wandered the city for hours before accidentally ending up in front of her building. Turns out she was two blocks away the whole time.

[thatoneluckybee]

Hey, I'm Bee!

Minor

She/her please!

ADHD, trichotillomania, (potentially autistic? doing research at the moment)

Hyperfixated severely on Your Turn to Die (YTTD) and School Bus Graveyard (SBG) at the moment but will go on mass reblogging sprees of random other topics/fandoms

I have no idea how to use tone tags but I'm trying to figure it out!

Please DNI if: your blog is entirely/mostly NSFW (I don't mind suggestive humor but I will not be interacting with explicitly NSFW or overly sexual content)

FINALLY made a Pronouns Page

I don’t have a consistent tagging system, I use whatever comes to my heart. HOWEVER, I will USUALLY try and tag posts like memes and fanart with the fandom name (and, if I reblog or a post about a fandom a lot, FULL character names! For example, I will tag “nao egokoro” instead of just “nao yttd.”) I do have a couple tags I use a lot:

rambles: My rambles. Original posts or reblogs I have a decent amount of commentary on or changed in some way.

crumch: I don’t even know. Crumch. Food related. Biting people affectionately. Something that would be Entertaining or Horrific to consume.

yeah: This evokes such a specific and visceral emotion in every inch of my being that I am unable to comprehend or fully articulate in. My mind will revert to a natural state that is both equally confused and equally understanding, equally distressed and content, to where the only possible response this fragile form of mine can utter is a “yeah.” Just yeah.

Thanks I love you GOODBYE

[drax-is-inthefandom]

CMagic? Mao Mao? THIS SISTERS IS MY FAV. Let’s give her some hc!

Name: Shiori Mao (Name given by someone on the fandom. Crumch on discord)

Legendary weapon: Golden lenses

Type of heroe: Sorcerer

Youngest sister above Mao Mao

Even tho she is respected and seen as a heroe by the world and her family. Shiori was also neglected and looked down by Shin Mao alongside her sisters just like Mao Mao

Why? Have you seen the Mao Family? All of them seem to be physical warriors. Shiori being the only one based on magic made her the outcast of the family

Shin Mao never felt ashmed of telling her how much he wished that she stopped those magic nonsenses and started to be a true hero. Be like your sisters, Shiori!

But even with this rejection, Shin gave her the media to teach herself. “Here, if you are going to lose your time, at least do it with the correct tools. If you want some true hero training, find me with your sisters”

This small amount of support was enough for Shiori to continue with her own training until becoming the heroe she is today

But this also made her afraid of supporting Mao Mao on his own abuse. She felt that if she confronted their sisters or their father about this, she would lost the right of learning what she wanted and she would be forced on becoming something she did not want to be.

She was the one who talked to Mao Mao and Bao Bao about the Amulet of Borflagon. She feels guilty of Mao Mao’s tail.

[csuriiit]

@centeri​ // crumch

          soramitsu tilted his head back to allow the viscera down to the back of his throat. as he slowly came down from his heightened stage of aggression, his body would refuse to swallow the disgusting taste and texture of human by its own volition. his body trembled terribly, eyes fuzzy and thoughts muddled as if poorly coming down from a bad high.

          progressively, his movements shifted from the triggered state that caused the death of the faceless thug. from blind-white rage, to shaky confusion, slowly down to nauseated disgust. as the tiny footsteps approached he stood pause, watching the blood drip from his jaws and back down into the heap of what could barely be called a person anymore.

          tabe’s body swayed as the little voice reached him. he arched his neck only a bit, not to look at her but to acknowledge she was there. he wasn’t angry anymore.

          “  de....ad........ dea..d.....  “  his response garbled.

             he wasn’t going to hurt eri. he didn’t want to hurt her. he didn’t want to hurt anyone. a hand raised to his mouth, trying desperately to fish out the taste of flesh and blood but far too covered it the stuff themselves to do more than sicken him further.