#they’re just dumbasses

[hellcheercaine]

Steve has hit the nail on the head. Your move, Billy

[nightgoodomens]

Petition to just give them one chair

[driftingvoid-155]

Jeremy, stumbling upon scooped Michael: “Why are you carrying around an ax?”

Michael, working off the idea that if you can’t hide something, distract it with something else: “So people don’t notice the fact that I’m literally decomposing. Interestingly enough, they’re always too busy looking at the ax.”

Jeremy, skeptical: “That actually works?”

Michael, shrugging: “I’ve yet to be asked about being purple. However, I have been asked about the ax.”

[vilsoo]

my mutuals (majority that had bigger blogs) have all been dropping like dead flies because of a toxic, pathetic writer on this app that drove all them off. rip to munsonsins, getoswhore, kazushawty, literally everyone. and those that have heen affected yet still continue to stay on this app, i hope you’re all doing fine. but these ppl were driven off all because of jealousy reasons, false plagiarism accusations, death threats, cyberbullying, you fucking name it. we lose so much good works and genuine people on here that created their own platforms for the purposes of consuming fanfiction/writing fanfiction 😐 but since they were being dragged into discourse with a certain someone on this app, it’s crazy how their followers dickride the shit out of that thing and send hate/death threats to them through anon like wowww. 😹

[lesbian-honey-lemon]

not me ignoring anything that happens in the comics or Legend of Korra just so I can write a post-canon Zukka fic about Zuko, Sokka, and Toph being idiot kids on a mission to find Sokka’s sword

[kingofanemptyworld]

team rocket-ass motherfuckers I love them

+ bonus: my favorite word play in the series

[zeb-z]

wasn’t Thrawn’s whole thing that he thought the Death Star was dumb as shit, a waste of resources and funding that could have been going into proper defensive fleets or whatever. like even if he is going to be part of this shadow council and work for the growing First Order, how long will it be until someone brings up Starkiller (or even more likely he just figures it out himself) and he’s like yeah okay fuck this actually

[citricacidprince]

“Why do you like crossovers so much?”

Normal Answer: My favorite shows canonically crossed over when I was younger and it made me realize the potential and fun crossovers can bring!

My Answer: I saw 2 low res drawings of Merida/Rapunzel and Hiccup/Jack Frost making out Sloppy Style and being besties on my shitass ipod and it forever changed my brain chemistry. For better or for worse I can’t tell you, but I am having fun here.

[toshiiiart]

[always-and-anyways]

I just really need to see Opal and Prism at the table together….

[feralsteddie]

Ya know what? Fuck it, I want Steve and Argyle to get high and make out while hanging with Jonathan and Eddie. I need those two to be seething with jealousy.

[nightgoodomens]

I love how David Tennant went from “They have developed something of a codependent relationship” to “Tell me I’m pretty”

[prisonpodcast]

It’s funny to me because 90% of the criticisms I see trying to rip apart Dream’s video are just like “well this one piece of evidence he showed isn’t the strongest” like yeah girl it’s not, that’s why it’s accompanied by 12 other much stronger pieces of evidence that you’re deliberately choosing to ignore . Wonder why that is.

Like they all blindly believed the allegations no questions asked but then perform mental gymnastics to come up with the dumbest things imaginable to say about Dream’s evidence. It’d actually be less annoying if they weren’t doing such a bad job at trying to rip Dream’s video to shreds too bc some of the things I’ve seen ppl say are so fucking 💀 like you guys aren’t even TRYING

[peaches2217]

Ugh, I need to get behind this defeatism mindset… the thoughts “Everyone hates you so you’ve gotta prove yourself!” and “If you’re not creating you may as well be dead!” keep cycling through my head, and whenever I go to shut them up, there’s an obnoxiously loud voice telling me that I have no alright, because they’re all true, and by shutting them up I’m being selfish and self-serving. I don’t know how much of that is truth and how much is my own brain being hardwired against me. I’m afraid to make a guess and get it wrong.

So, uh, wish me luck with the writing! I’ve gotten a paragraph down so far today, which is certainly better than nothing, but I’d like to aim for a full page and an actual release sometime in the week, because that’ll shut my brain up for at least a day or two.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I shared a silly concept doodle of Spaceship-Sun, now it’s Moon’s turn. He’s in charge of ship defensive measures and “subtly” making sure the ships crew don’t break too many rules in their code of conduct (such as making sure one is kept in reasonably good physical and mental health)

Also, yes, space pilot reader DOES have some extremely sketchy looking friends. No they aren’t evil lmao

[annabel-lee-nevermore]

Annabel: see you later pet, mon petite amour

Lenore, a blushing mess: i- im taller than you, im not little

Annabel, blushing and cursing internally: shit i called her my love and she knows it