#they're gonna be fine😀

[realgabryauditore]

The way stede and ed kept referring to themselves like "friends" -

BRUH

[florida3exclamationpoints]

😀😀😀😀

[zweiginator]

SORRY ITS ME AGAIN

imagine w boy best friend patrick…. they’re hanging out w a few friends and one of the girls is like freaking out ab this boy and is convinced that if she kisses him then it’s gonna be a big deal, that kissing is basically akin to 3rd base, etc.

and eventually after everybody listens to her and gives her advice and convinces her that it’s ok to kiss somebody if they’re consenting and it’s going well and that she won’t go to hell, reader is like "honestly, it’s just a kiss! i promise you’ll be fine. i’ve kissed friends before!"

and patrick is like ????? bc reader has NOT shared this (non mutual friends). and it may end up with her kissing him in front of everybody and being like "see! no big deal 😀" and patrick’s brain is malfunctioning EFNSIDJS

idk tho

this...

like one of your and patrick's mutual friends is such a goody two shoes!! she gets so nervous about the tiniest things and she just doesn't want to come on too strong to her crush--but she really, really wants to kiss him.

which is why, at the little get-together you were hosting, she had come to you guys for advice.

"i just feel like--" she pauses. "i'll look so desperate wanting to kiss him."

you shake your head, tilting it back to take one last gulp of your drink. "no, i promise a kiss can really be no big deal. and it can show him that you're interested, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything inherently super sexual--and if you want it to move that direction you can just tell him."

she covers her burning face with her hands. your other friends at the table are agreeing.

"but that's so embarrassing. you're sure i can do this?"

"listen," you say. "i have kissed a platonic friend before and we're still just friends; it's truly what the kiss means to you."

it's then when patrick knows you're talking about him. one tipsy night when the stars seemed perfectly aligned. his car had broken down in early october and it was cold that night. of course, he was pissed off about it. screaming into the phone for someone to come help--and no, he didn't care how late it was just come and help.

you grabbed his collar and told him it was okay, to just calm down. kissed his forehead and then his lips. just a soft peck. one that conveyed it's gonna be just fine, rather than i wanna fuck you.

you tell your friends this story, and they're shocked. your and patrick's friendship was so sacred and so completely platonic seeming--to you.

everyone knows patrick wants to fuck you. wants you to be his forever and ever and ever.

everyone notices how quiet patrick is. he gets quieter when you re-emphasize your point by planting yourself in patrick's lap and kissing him, pushing your tongue into his mouth. your lip gloss stains his lips a pretty pink. and he moans when you pull away.

"see?" you climb off his lap. it's clear patrick is rock-hard. "doesn't have to mean a thing."

everyone knows patrick is fucking seething.

[derangedanomaly]

hi! Could I have some Bad Sanses headcannons with a new member (crush or future s/o) who has the power to control time but doesn't think that power is a big deal?

Like, he thinks it's not a big deal because he only knows how to see the future and that's it (because the power isn't trained yet)

(please make reader male or gender neutral)

Sorry if it's confusing, english is not my first language :(

Nah, you don't have to worry. Your English is fine! I understood you very well ^^

I'll do male reader, since there's not many for my guys out there! But as I know myself, I think that it won't be mentioned much, so I guess that you can still take it as gender neutral?

Enjoy!

Masterlist

Bad Sanses with a time manipulator reader (male)

(Nightmare, Killer, Dust, Horror, Error)

Nightmare:

The only thing he's thinking right now, is; This dude can benefit me so much!!

Yeah... You just got yourself in a trap 😀

He doesn't listen to you when you tell him how you think your power is useless. He's literally ordering the others to train you while you're yapping.. wants to see your powers immediately.

He's kinda- disappointed when he finds out that you can only see the future. (Mf should've listened when you were telling him that 🙄)

These thoughts immediately disappear when he figures out that you can literally tell them the exact time the Star Sanses attack them.

Overall.. really manipulative.. constantly manipulates you into doing so many things for them- and they're not for the greater good either. 💀

Killer:

Mf does NOT believe you. (At first I mean)

You get bored of him asking you to prove your powers so fast 💀

"If you can read the future, then tell me what I'm going to do next!!" Immediately followed by your answer: "You're gonna call me a liar." "I KNEW IT!! YOU LIAR!!" "......" "You just had luck.." mhm. Yeah, sure. Luck.

His mouth literally dropped when he finds out that you in fact wasn't lying..

Now that he knows your powers are legit... Oh boy... He's gonna abuse the shit out of that..

And I don't mean it in the same way as the way Nightmare's using you, no! More like a.... Goofy way??

Bro's gonna be asking you about the next time he falls down the stairs, so he'll be prepared for that and not fall down. (He still will fall down.)

He will feel sympathy for you after Nightmare starts using you.. but he can do nothing with that. So... He cuddles you! (As a way of comfort) Only if you want to of course.

Dust:

Oh this nerd... He'll absolutely believe you! Like- the first time you tell them, he believes you. Wants to know more, actually.

He's probably the one you get close to the first, because he talks to you so often. I mean- they never really met anyone like you before!

He wants to document every single thing about you. Huh? Why are you asking him why your favorite food is important for this? That's only for him to know! (The dude is just a *closeted* hopeless romantic)

Wants to help you with the fact you can only see the future.

Visibly rolls his eyes whenever Nightmare is ordering you around.

Literally cannot stand the fact Nightmare is just using you, but he can't do anything about it... I mean, who in their right mind would argue with NIGHTMARE? Not him. That's for sure. But he will offer you comfort.

Horror:

Doesn't really care about your powers, but he does find it interesting.

Doesn't ask you as much questions as Dust does, but he does ask a bit about it.

He's probably the second one you get close to, and that's mainly because he sticks to Dust a lot, so he's basically a part of y'all's conversations. (Except he doesn't say anything 💀)

He doesn't want to use you for your powers, simply because it doesn't benefit him. (And he also doesn't think it's right.)

He WILL be pretty mad that Nightmare's using you. Will try to fight with Nightmare over this, but Dust stops him. (We all know that that wouldn't end good.)

From now on, Horror will always stick by your side, ready to defend you or help you out whenever! (Congratulations)

Error:

He actually thinks that your powers are dope.

He also wants to see your powers in action, similar to Nightmare, but he doesn't want to use you.

You might be asking, why? Well, his ego is bigger than the fucking sky, so he comes to the conclusion that he doesn't need for you to tell him the future, because he.."can predict Ink's move", he's also technically not part of Nightmare's team, it's basically just a part-time for him. (Whenever he's needed, or he's bored🤷‍♀️).

He's probably the last one, (not counting Nightmare), you get closer to. It's mainly because you don't see him often though.

He still lives in the anti-void, and spends a lot of time there, that's why. But you're not on bad terms either. (Don't have any reason to.. yet.)

Not much to say, really. You two don't interact much. But you can change that 😏

[dmercer91]

ebug's sister, dm91

found the first two stills from @heavenlyhischier (thank you for inspiring this post) the rest i keep in my camera roll for lols and i forget where they're from, probably twitter 😀

last season! (2022-23) part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve

(2023-24)! part one / part two

blakefriarr_

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blakefriarr_: welcome back all, i hope you've missed me (i know you have, the hoping is just a formality)

this is definitely an episode of the thing. i both seem to have forgotten what i call it and how many times i've done it. uni brain fry, or something.

however, i remember that it's my civic duty to provide a rundown.

the first two photos are of my boy and my son being all smiley and giggly. they're the cutest

the third slide is me finding out that one day i'm going to be married to someone with the middle name jpg. i don't really know how to feel abt that one since i'm definitely more of a pdf file girlie.

it is also me finding out that i was wrong all along, and luke is the one who wears 86 and plays forward... i'm gonna have to delve into that a little more cause i've been calling them the wrong names and nobody even said anything ://

and in the last slide, we have.... that. despite the fact that i was indeed the one to take this incredible photo of captain eyebrows, i cannot say for certain what is actually happening. a sneeze? a kick? an accidental kick, mid sneeze? more to come.

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holtz_10: son??

holtz_10: i did not agree to this

→ lhughes_06: just let it happen man there's no way out of it

dawson1417: hold that thought, actually, does this make me a dad????????

→ holtz_10: no.

→ blakefriarr_: alex be nice to your father

→ dawson1417: i'm not ready to be a dad

→ holtz_10: yeah man no shit you're like three months older than me?

→ blakefriarr_: will you be my son if i demote dawson

→ holtz_10: . fine

blakefriarr_: @/lhughes_06 you have a new brother !!

→ jackhughes: does that make me and quinn also your sons...?

→ blakefriarr_: you were put up for adoption and quinn filed for emancipation

→ _quinnhughes: i fend for myself cause i figured i was better off being cared for by an actual adult

→ blakefriarr_: is the adult in the room with us????

→ _quinnhughes: at least i know which one of your sons is actually luke??

→ blakefriarr_: omg did i accidentally send moose off instead of jachary ?!?!?!

dawson1417: jack i want you to know that i was only partially on board with giving you up

→ jackhughes: how much is partially?!?!?!?!?!

→ dawson1417: idk like 90%

→ dawson1417: 97 when you make charlie mad

→ jackhughes: feeling the love merc

nicohischier: can you call me literally anything that doesn't involve my eyebrows

→ blakefriarr_: captain slut was a good one

→ nicohischier: eyebrows it is

→ blakefriarr_: pleasure doing business with ya, captain slut

→ nicohischier: i give up

→ blakefriarr_: you lorb me

→ nicohischier: yeah yeah whatever. get away from me

tannercharlotte: no baby, his first name is jpg, he just goes by his middle name

→ blakefriarr_: 😟

→ dawson1417: pls don't divorce me before i can marry you

→ adamfantilli: what he said i can't miss being rookie of honour

→ blakefriarr_: is now a bad time to tell you jj is gonna be my dude of honour

→ jj.friar31: ..wait fr?

→ dawson1417: can i propose before you guys plan my wedding pls

→ tannercharlotte: speed it tf up then buddy

seamuscasey26: blako’s couch cushions

→ blakefriarr_: sheamo’s throw blankets ‼️

→ seamuscasey26: unreal combo

→ luca.fantilli: have i touched on how much i deeply loathe this duo

→ blakefriarr_: you’re salty cause fants’ ottomans was a flop

→ luca.fantilli: lan did say i should've gone with side tables :/

→ blakefriarr_: and you didn't listen?!?!? liked by landen.clark

ryangraves27: hi

→ blakefriarr_: hi gravy, you miss me?

→ ryangraves27: i wouldn't word it like that

jj.friar31: mom wants to know if you're coming for dinner tonight

→ blakefriarr_: what's she making

→ jj.friar31: lasagna

→ blakefriarr_: lasagna fucks tell her im omw

→ dawson1417: she made me let her drive but she would also like you to know that i'm coming and that she brought cookies

→ dougieham: bring some to picture day i want a cookie

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[romsabombs]

GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

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omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

[laskyy]

P1harmony as your boyfriend - Jiung version

Genre: fluff

Contains: kissing, displays of affection, knives,(let me know if I am missing something)

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How you met:

You were friends with a choreographer, more specifixally P1harmony's choreographer

You had been friends since childhood but lately with work and school you barely had time to hang out

Luckily today they had a day off and so did you!

You took the opportunity and decided to have lunch together in the mall and then spend the afternoon shopping and whatnot

Everything is going great until they get a phonecall

"Sorry it was from work, I have to get back after lunch"

Well what a coincidence!

The one day you both were free they get a work emergency

But then

"You can come along!! I'm sure the guys won't mind and they're fast learners it probably won't take a long time!"

And you both headed to the FNC building and entered a practice room that had 5 boys

"Hey guys! So you needed my help I see! Where's Ji-"

Just then a guy enters the practice room running in full force against you :D

Ouch 😀

You stayed on the floor for about 3 seconds before he got off of you and started yelling random apologies and questions

"I'M SO SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEHO I DIDN'T MEAN TO GO AGAINST YOU!! ARE YOU OKAY! ARE YOU BREATHING FINE? IS YOUR HEART BEATING WELL? DO YOU KNOW YOUR NAME? HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP-"

And this went on until he realized that you were probably waiting for him to shut up

"I'm fine yeah! But why were you going to run full force at anyone else?"

"Because Keeho over there only told me we were practicing like 2 minutes ago! I thought we had the afternoon off! I had to vacuum my lunch!"

"WELL IF YOU HAD YOUR PHONE NEXT TO YO-"

"OKAY GUYS LET'S START! I still want to hang out with y/n over there!"

You sat down on the floor after Jiung kept apologizing and watched them dance

While you always knew your friend was talented you liked to see them work it looked like they were having so much fun

They kept throwing thumbs up at you or smiling at you and you couldn't help but notice someone else was also looking your way

At the end of the practice your friend was getting some details down with Theo and Keeho and the other guys sat down and drank water

"Hey uhm y/n is it? I wanted to make it up to you for, you know almost knocking you out so you can knock me out if you want!"

Was he seriously going to ask that?

"So are you joking?"

"Well kind of but if you want I guess that's fair

"I'm not gonna hurt you don't worry and it's ok!"

"So friends?"

You shook his hand that he strectched out to you

"Friends"

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How he asked you out:

Since that day you both facetimed a lot and messaged each other a lot

Jiung was a really fun and loving guy and you wanted to keep this friendship

You didn't want anything more than your friendship, or so you thought

One day Jiung tells you to come by because he wants to see you and you agree

You were both at the dorms with the rest of the guys

Eventually you guys had dinner and had to establish chores

And you and Jiung were responsible for the dishes

Everything was going well

You were joking around with him while washing the dishes

You were so distracted laughing at one of Jiung's jokes that you didn't realized that you picked up a knife to wash and it slipped from your hands and fell on the floor right next to your foot

"OH MY GOSH Y/N ARE YOU OK?"

You weren't even aware of what happened but the way he was looking at you and getting so close to you suddently made you very aware of your heartbeat and possibly your feelings

You guys finished washing the dishes and the guys said they wanted to watch a movie so you did just that

Jiung sat next to you on the couch while everyone else sat on the floor for no reason

While the movie was playing you couldn't really focus on anything besides on how good Jiung looked

"Hey, are you ok?" He asked while whispering

"Yeah I think so"

"You look tired, do you want to sleep over at my room?"

"Sure"

And so you both went to his room without anyone else noticing

"You seem kind of off since that thing happened while washing the dishes, did you really not get hurt?"

"Yeah I'm fine really"

With that he looked at you and caressed your cheek

"You know you can tell me everything right?"

"Yeah, and I'm not hiding anything!"

"Well I am" Jiung said quietly

"What?"

"I actually wanted to say this some time ago, but I'm just going to say it now, I really like you, if you don't feel the same way I'm more than happy to keep being your friend I just wanted to let this out"

You just stared at him for 5 seconds without moving

"Say someth-"

You kissed him and he kissed you back

"So you were also hiding something?" He asked while hugging you

"You can say that"

"Well tomorrow we're going to have lunch just the two of us, how does that sound?" He asked as he kissed your forehead

"It sounds great!"

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How he is as a partner:

Jiung is just a sweetheart

He always knows what to say and how to say it

The man has a way with words

"Babe can you turn the light on I can't really see!"

"Well I can see just fine with the shine in your eyes"

"Ok Shakespear when you're done turn the light on I can't read my book"

"Keeho you don't like readi-"

"I DO NOW"

He is constantly making you laugh until you cry

Always makes sure you feel safe around him

Wants to be the reason a smile is on your face at all times

Loves every little thing about you

And remembers every detail you've ever mentioned

"Hey Y/n look at the sky it looks pretty!"

"It does! It reminds me of that time in 8th-"

"-grade when you and your friends went bowling and you won, I know!!"

"Jiung I talked about that so long ago I-"

Looks at you like you hold the whole world in your eyes

Because you are his world and he loves you so so sooo much it's actually insane

He'll make you feel loved until you actually question yourself if he is real

He gives great hugs but just to you though

"Come here Y/n!"

He engulfs you in the biggest and cuddliest hug ever

Kisses your forehead a lot to make you feel appreciated

And you kiss his forehead as well because you know he enjoys it deep down

"I'm really exhausted from practice"

"You did amazing baby you always do!" *forehead kiss*

"Ji are you ok you're beet red?"

"Yeah it's just global warming you know?"

Overall Jiung is an amazing boyfriend! I want a Jiung pleaseeee

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P1harmony as your boyfriend masterlist

[inovantyyy]

beyblade metal fight headcanons i came up with 3 AM

Ryuga is a boomer. I have no logical reasoning for this, he just is. Kenta made fun of him a sum total of one time and he somehow has lived to tell the tale.

Outside of Beyblade, Gingka and Kyoya actually consider each other best friends. They overexaggerate their rivalry because they're both nerds but off the stadium they go to McDonalds and make fun of each other. How else do you explain that secret fist bump when Kyoya went to go fight Ryuga, like,,,,you're telling me they AREN'T friends???

Kenta has subconsciously been influenced by Ryuga's snark. He's mostly the same with his energetic, supportive self but piss him off and you will have a very Ryuga-esque remark about how you're an ugly basement dweller. Gingka is confused, Benkei and Madoka are scared but Kyoya thinks it's absolutely hilarious.

Madoka might not be a blader but she took martial arts as a kid so she could literally just beat the shit out of someone messing with her. Like some Beyblade gang could try and mug her and they'd go "lET iT RIp" and then she just steps on their beys and kicks their asses, unfazed. She could have KILLED Rago but she didn't want to steal Gingka's thunder.

The Legendary Bladers have a group chat after the whole nemesis fiasco to keep in touch (Ryuga lives AU). Dynamis is a boomer, Aguma and Ryuga leave everyone on read (except in Ryuga's case, he's also a boomer and doesn't know how to text so he just doesn't), Kenta's too busy to text bc he's teaching Ryuga how to use a phone, Kyoya's being extra as always and trying to start a fight, Gingka sends outdated 2017 memes, King sends cultured memes, Chris is regretting sharing his number to these dorks, everyone is trying their hardest not to cuss because Tithi is right there and Yuki is just staring at his phone like, "this is fine 😀"

During their travels Kenta couldn't help but ramble about a variety of different things about himself and his life and while he thought he was talking to a wall with how Ryuga was seemingly ignoring him, the dragon emperor listened to every word but would rather choke than admit that to ANYONE. Kenta included.

The Dark Nebula stole Ryuga from his real family before indoctrinating him to be the strongest Blader. Ryuto and Ryuga are unaware of each other's existence.

After the whole Fausttm incident, because Toby kept his white hair Masamune and Zeo made a lot of grandpa jokes at his expense (not to hurt him ofc but to just make Toby feel normal about it and that no one's too uncomfortable to joke about it). Toby takes it in stride and even plays along. ("Oh my god Toby, hurry up old hag!" "How DARE you treat your senior citizens this way? You youngens have it too easy nowadays!")

Kyoya needed glasses this whole time but because his ass is all like "Ugh I dont NEED glasses. My vision is perfect you DICKS." he never got them. Madoka and Gingka noticed one day and took him to an optometrist and beat some sense into him. "how the fuck are you gonna Beyblade if you can't even SEE where Leone is you dumb bitch" so he relents. He tries to ask for contacts but by an unfortunate stroke of bad luck, he's apparently very VERY sensitive to them so glasses are the only option. To look cool he does that thing where he holds them in his mouth but no one buys it and calls him out for being a huge dork.

Kyoya doesn't LIKE kids but unfortunately he is a child magnet. def supported by his "i'm destined to be followed by brats forever" comment. but he does end up warming up to Tithi even after the whole "Yo-Yo" thing. He made a crayon drawing of Kyoya and he pretended to hate it, but actually has it framed.

Reiji quits Beyblade for a bit, realising that he just can't find enjoyment in it without associating victory to his worth, but does end up coming back after Kenta convinces him that it can be fun and there is a lot more to it than just winning.

Nile and Masamune are best friends even more so than Nile and Kyoya idc i said so. I personally believe this because sometimes similar personalities don't necessarily make you closer to another person. Don't get me wrong Kyoya and Nile are still very VERY good friends but if Nile had to choose someone to go like idk ice skating with it'd be Masamune. Nile is calm, cool, collected while Masamune is an extra bitch. They both bring something out of each other that no one else can.

The fortune teller jokes Kyoya makes towards Dynamis never stops and one day this man has enough and is like "You know fucking what let me read your palm" and Kyoya's like "lmfao bet" and Dynamis inspects it thoroughly, he furrows his eyebrows and then looks up with Kyoya with intense seriousness and says, "Your destiny is sealed, my friend. You're going to die a very painful (and embarrassing) death soon." Kyoya, poor guy, stares at him with shock and is all like "STFU URE MESSING WITH ME" Dynamis just shrugs and walks off saying, "Let's just say, look both ways before crossing the road in future." and Kyoya, with the logic that Dynamis has predicted the future before, believes it whole heartedly and is freaking the fuck out. Kyoya now is adamant on always looking both ways before crossing the street now. every time Benkei is like "Bro there aren't any cars we can just go" Kyoya looks at Benkei like he just insulted his grandma and goes "NO. ROAD SAFETY LAWS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. I NOW KNOW THIS."

Mei Mei and Chao Xin are literally dumb and dumber best relationship in this show hands down. Like they're both so STUPID i love them so so so much.

Benkei and Gingka are Swifties. I have no explanation for this. I just know they are.

Aguma is actually a really goofy guy if you're really close to him. Bao just always knew Aguma was just a dork which is why he's never afraid of him.

Gingka gave Kyoya a lion plush as a gag birthday gift but jokes on him bc Kyoya actually loved it LMFAO. Now they have this unspoken tradition of giving each other gag birthday gifts bc these dumbasses just really like messing with each other.

Shoutout to the ten people still in this fandom and enjoy this meal <3

[carmenized-onions]

and i’m back with another yap session🤭okay okay, there were some parts that i forgot to mention last time so hopefully i can hit them this time and feel less insane😀

1. SYD AND TONY!!! i’ve been wanting to touch on them for a while but i never know how to do in a way that makes sense?? BUT THE FRIENDSHIP IS SO PRECIOUS, I CAN’T. they remind of the tiktok sound that’s like “we were girls together” and i literally can’t get that outta my head with them🥺 i think i just love reading about tony and the rest of the gang?? like i love seeing how they fit into the chaotic puzzle that was the beef– ESPECIALLY with all the new changes happening!! plus carmy’s reactions to tony’s dynamic with everyone is actually hilarious😭 like when he was so pressed that ppl have their own nicknames for her. like carmy, please remember to breathe LMAOOO

2. also the current chapters are still making me wanna run up my WALLS😭i don’t think i ever know peace anymore… WHAT DO MEAN THE WORSE DAY IF THEIR LIVES IS COMING?? SAVE ME?? IM SCARED??

3. and carmy’s so sick and twisted but like me too so it’s cool😎 but in all seriousness, it reminds me of that feeling of being in a 3 person friend group but knowing there’s a duo and you’re not apart of it (am i articulating this properly?? idk??) it’s such an odd feeling to be jealous of something that you know you probably shouldn’t be. like just because they’re besties, doesn’t mean that they care for you any less. but i also get his desire to wanting to be her person and not just the little brother full in but then again, you can’t even blame him for feeling like that cause WHO WOULDN’T??

AHHH THERES SO MUCH MORE I WANNA SAY but this is getting kinda long so i will hold off‼️again, just wanna reiterate how much your writing makes me wanna ascend into the divine plane; it literally so amazingggg😫 tysm for reading this certified long ass yap session🫶🏾

Cannot define enough how much I love these yap sessions, literally always feel free to send me any and all fleeting thoughts in the brain box.

aside: new chapter uhhhh Sunday probably? Maybe tomorrow possibly? Pending how fast I am. I'm trying to get the next two chapters drafts done together so I can refine the first one with the knowledge of what's gonna happen in the second. Cause n Effect, All That.

ANYWAYS, you can be incoherent-- Just so you know-- It's my job to make sense of what's in my inbox, u don't have to work on that. BUT YES I LOVE WRITIN EM, I am slowly more and more just writing bits and pieces of my own friendships and isms into them. So, they're a delight of memories, to write about. AND VERY MUCH SO WE WERE GIRLS TOGETHER. I think that's literally a line, in delivery fees, something like 'you become girls, together' cause it's just ! regress! in a good way hehe.

I love writing Tony with the idea of a season 3 Bear-- Because it's this weird thing where she is simultaneously new and old-- And everything to her is also new and old. It's this weird fucking neo-nostalgia that's really fun to chew on. AND YES HE'S SO CREASED.

I try to put myself in the perspective of the perspective I'm writing for, with whatever, and when I was writing Carmen's chapter I was like this stupid motherfucker Richie got to do all this shit and hae all these stupid nicknames why the FUCK DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO HIM?? RICHIE!!!!?!?!??!?! And then reading it back now, a week or so later, I was like Wow. Kind of a lot, bro. Lets both take a step back.

2. Your fears are valid. Well. Is that what I'm supposed to say here? Hm. Here's what I'll say, I haven't gotten to the bad bad part, yet. So like, it could end up being not that bad, to you guys. To me it's bad. It's really bad. But like, maybe you're fine. ALSO 3RD OR 4TH WORST DAY I SAID-- JUST THE WORST FRIDAY. Because I had to give them Top something, I just needed to get specific.

3. As the littlest sibling, 100%. I can't see myself being friends with any of my older brothers' friends, so the idea of becoming one of their friends and posthumously finding out they were best friends with my brother? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? DID THEY TELL YOU ABOUT ME? DO YOU THINK I'M LITTLE BABY LITTLE STUPID? And it's also like, just being friends with All of The Beef is like ohhhhh, I remember it took me a long time to warm up and make my way with them, but for you it was probably so easy cause you're just like that, which is why I like you so why do I feel angry about that !!!

AND ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU THANK YOU, FEEL FREE TO YELL IN MY INBOX WHENEVER. P.s if anyone made it this far, u got me. I'm makin' a taglist. Reply/DM/Ask to be added!

But if you wanna be added,,,, you gotta send an essay in with it baby, or I simply won't it's the RULES!

p.s i really do love u so dearly for sending in your thoughts thank u thank u angel <3

[ltlemon]

kk I'm gonna live blog episode 6 of OFMD because it'll be funny MAJOR SPOILERS but also like everything's super spaced out so you could probably read along with my reactions? (no clue why you would do that but the option is there.)

fair warning this is really long but no one's going to actually read this so that's fine.

that opening shot is SOO PRETTY

who tf is this guy

'my love'? is he fruity and evil? evil and fruity?

'god that was a beautiful pitch, that was really nice'??? I THINK SO???

I might end up liking the evil gay violin man

hi ed <33

oh no trauma

DRAMA WITH THE GIRLLLS <33 (Izzys little wiggle is precious)

HE THOUGHT HE WAS ROACH???? HOW DRUNK IS HE HOT DAMN

he did say sorry though :')

they're sharing the bottle !! the only times ed has done that with anyone that I can remember has been with calico jack and stede

fock off >:(

aww stede put away all his stuff for him

's probably not a good idea though

oop, yep, caught it. guilt room :(

poor stede he looks like he feels a little bad now.

he's so sweet about it though. <3

ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SM

AA LOOK AT HOW JIM LOOKS AT HER

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY STORY?!?!? AHAHAH

GIRL YOU ARE INSANE

oluwande looks like he's doubting his partners choice of a third slightly

fang's sticking his pinky out!

hehehehe they want a party <33

YEAHHHH

aww not stede offering to give the loot up to a good cause

give it a new purpose, one not tied to ed's guilt

you interrupted their little meeting >:(

EEhehe

YES TURN POISON INTO POSITIVITY

that's what I said

aw ed's charmed

✨I'm gonna go walk my dogs now, I'll be back✨

okok I'm back and I have a quesadilla

oh cool Ricky's back

you were minding your buisness?? no tf you weren't

heh, his new nose is cute though, it's like fancy china

old wrapped his arm around Jim!!! the cuties ever!!

AWWWWW HES FUCKINDUWDHAH

HES GIVING MONEY TO RANDOM KIDS BC HE WAS POOR AS A KID ADSIJN

I love him so much

'filthy little gutter rats' I'm dying

INN RP???

'don't be pirates' 'yeah agreed don't be pirates 😀'

zheng!

girl what is wrong with you

wee John doing drag makeup!!!!!!!! EAHEIDHAB

izzy seems quite intrigued

AWW stede's so charmed by the party

it's rubbing off on ed too

omfg Jim's so silly

just a little guy

HOLY SHIT WEE JOHN LOOKS GOOD

eeeeee ed's little smile at stede <33

WHAT THE FUCK IZZY MUSICAL SCENE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND HE'S GOOD!?!?!?!?

WIAIYT WAIT WAIT ARE THEU GONNA DANCE

PLEASE PLEAAAASE TELL ME THEYRE GONNA DANCE

fang's clapping for izzy in the background ee

UEUEUEUE SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING

Jim and Archie are so flipping cute omfg

holy shit??? hand kiss???

AWWWW <<3333

OH OH OH AND JIMS DANCING WITH OLU TOO

THEY REALLY DO HAVE TWO HANDS

HAH HOLY SHIT THE THREE OF THEM ARE TRYING SO HARD

JIM SANDWICH

!!!!

AW OH OH NO ED SHIELDING STEDE-

oh its gay violin man!

'oh I'm going to torture you all. by the way. 😃' sorry I forgot, I meant evil gay violin man.

I love how when ed says 'its because I only hang out with cool pirates' Stede's looking at him like he just delivered the burn of the century

oh holy shit stede's getting pissed he's like stop touching him

'oh shit! You struck a chord, I think you got it in one!' his face here is so wholesome aa

'you torture like a bitch' 'yes ok honey maybe you shouldn't say that it might get us killed'

AW NO THE LITTLE 'it's me you want ITS ME YOU WANT' he can deal with it, causing pain to himself because of an action he did is fine, he's used to that, but that pain coming to stede is unacceptable.

'so what's the plan you...weird...fock?' starting to like izzy

AHDJAKSJ I love Lucius and Pete sm ya'll

his little conductors baton is really cute

Lucius and Pete in the lower levels of the ship looking like a shot from Alien

omfg stede asking for her name is so cute'

'where were you 😡' 'we got engaged 😄' 'aww🥰' 'anyways- 😡'

'alright gang! let's talk profit sharing! 😄' I'm dead

'don't do it stede 🥺' crying sobbing shaking

holy fucking shit stede

OH NO

baby's looking haunted by the horrors in his bedroom

??????

WHAT??

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE???? I NEED TO REWIND HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT

EDS FACE TOO HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sir you just killed a man???? why do you want to fuck now????????

aw ok but Izzy's back to singing though <33

he likes it :))

PHEW HOLY SHIT WHOA

OK IM STAYING SILENT FOR THIS SCENE ILL TALK WHEN ITS DONE I CANT FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THIS ONE BOYS (gn)

THAT WAS SO GOOD

LUCIUS'S LITTLE DANCE, EVERYONE SINGING ALONG,

GAY SEX?!?!?!

AGAGAAHAH

omg they're shouting for an encore in the creditsaaa 🥺

and Archie and roach interact yay!!

wow. ok. so we were right about the gay sex hips!!!

wow. we were right about the gay sex hips....

on to episode seven. (I may die within the next 24 minutes.)

[butmakeitgayblog]

“I’m gonna have an avo this arvo and later on head on to the store and get some choccy biccies and a chook. Better watch out for the mozzies outside when you get some maccas on the way and stop by the bottle-o. Have you thought of a cosi for a chrissie pressie?”

Haha maybe thats why a lot of people cant stand the aussie talk

Listen in my defence I said accent, not... not the um, colorful koala dialect choices. BUT ALSO like I'm fine just smiling and nodding until they have mercy and point to a picture of what tf they're talking about so I can understand 😀

[idle-compy]

alright!! I am done for tonight

here's my defintely super comprehensible live thoughts while playing

** SPOILERS BELOW **

DARIUS I MISSED U

SHIT

oh nvm thought I killed him already

ben why u running off

TO GO EAT BUGS OF COURSE

DARIUS NO

MY BOY

I KILLED HIM

DO NOT CHOOSE RUN NOW

ooh they mentioned owen

who's the old guy

probably good time to mention I haven't seen any of the jw movies so if he's relevant I have no idea

heck yeah I'm bringing bumpy

WHY DOES MY AUDIO KEEP CUTTING OUT EVERY TIME I MAKE A DECISION STOP

nothing good ever happens in the tunnel so we're going to main street !!

I DIDNT LIKE THAT LOOK

SHIT BLUE

BEN WHY DID U SPLIT UP MAN

HA BUMPY SAVED HIM I CHOSE RIGHT BRINGING HER

MAIN STREET

oh no it's rexy

OH NO SHE FOUND THE KIDS

wow they're bad a hiding

DARIUS DO NOT GO AFTER THE PAGE SIR

darius THIS SEEMS LIKE A REALLY BAD IDEA

ben actually excited to drive the gyrosphere

wow ok he rear ended yaz and sammy license revoked sir

DAMN YAZ IS TEARING INTO HIS SOUL

a fine example of my road rage tho

YAZ SAMMY NO THEY'RE GONNA BE CRUSHED

sorry ben not trusting u ramming that gyrosphere sounds fun

WAIT NO

I SHOULDVE TRUSTED U BEN IM SORRY

now he's dead 😔

my current kill count is 3 I am doing very bad

THE CONSTANT NABS AT DARIUS AND HIS SMELL

that sounds like a clue for later can't wait to forget it

TNE TARBOS BACK

heck yeah coaster time

KENJIS FACE

they've been steady making fun of the parks safety protocols and ykw as they should

darius u are NOT jumping in that water

I guess he IS jumping in that water bc if he doesn't they all die

TARBOS BACK AGAIN ???

oh nvm she left

kenji was so confident 1234 would work

AND THE TARBOS BACK AGAIN GEEZ

THE ANSWERS 2005 I GUESS RIGHT

the way I'd immediately move into that bunker

this brimford man already has more outfit changes than the kids

he straight talking truth tho

theyre so happy :')

----

GONNA RESTART but choose everything different

so either choice darius just fucking falls

OH BUT DIFFERENT CAMPERS FOUND HIM

sorry bumps ir staying behind this time

dang they found the paper so much sooner without her

aw darius gave her hope her pack was still alive

SPOOKY TUNNELS

oh everyone's fighting

"I could tell a joke or hit em with a super cool dino fact" DARIUS UR SO PURE

yes sammy use that corn maze sense

KENJIS GETTING SAVAGED BY THOSE THINGS GEEZ

"raptor rats"

I saw sneaking past in a clip I'm retacing their steps

OH GOD I KILLED DARIUS AGAIN

guess they're NOT retracing their steps

"did u know ankylosauruses like mangoes 👍😀👍" "I did not 👍😀👍"

NOT THE CAR BEING A RIDE

everyone else on the ride: 😒

sammy and yaz: 😀

WHY DO CARS ALWAYS FLIP WHEN YAZ IS BEHIND THE WHEEL

TORO BABY ITS U AGAIN

"I'll be fine! ... probably"

DARIUS BUD I KNOW I CHOSE THIS OPTION BUT WHY

WHY WOULD THEY LOCK TORO IN THERE WITH THE TARBO SYOP TORTURING HIM

THE DRUMROLL I DIDNT GET THAT FIRST TIME

ben said forget eating bumpy gets mangoes

going back again just to see what escaping before going in the bunker does

oh they still survive ??

but they didn't get any food :(

"what one food would u want in it"

"coffee"

"I could go for a carob juice"

"teriyaki beef jerky"

"can you freeze dry pizza"

"canned lobster in butter sauce"

"I'd go for my mom's famous..."

crying

[leffee]

The sun dipped low on the horizon, casting long shadows across the quiet suburban street where Vinnie and Russell lived. Vinnie, his hair tousled and his grin mischievous, leaned against his beat-up old sedan, a relic from his high school days that still somehow managed to roar to life whenever he turned the key.

"Hey, Russell, buddy," Vinnie called out as Russell approached, "you ready for a ride?"

Russell eyed the car warily, a bead of sweat forming on his brow. He knew all too well about Vinnie's daredevil driving antics. "Uh, where are we going?" he asked cautiously.

Vinnie's grin widened as he revved the engine, the sound echoing through the quiet street. "To the party, of course! But I'm driving. You cool with that?"

Russell hesitated, his mind flashing with images of Vinnie's reckless maneuvers and near misses. "I don't know, Vinnie. Your driving style... it's a bit... um, extra."

Vinnie waved off Russell's concern with a dismissive flick of his wrist. "Come on, Russ, live a little! Trust me, it'll be a blast."

Reluctantly, Russell slid into the passenger seat, buckling up tightly as Vinnie took the wheel. As they pulled out onto the road, Vinnie's whoops of excitement filled the air, but Russell couldn't shake the feeling of impending doom.

With each daring maneuver, Russell's knuckles turned white from gripping the door handle so tightly, his gaze fixed on the road ahead with a mixture of fear and anticipation. As they sped towards their destination, Russell couldn't help but wonder if they'd make it there in one piece.

Miraculously, they arrived at the party in one piece, though Russell stumbled out of the car, his legs feeling like jelly from the adrenaline rush. Penny Long, a friend from their circle, approached with a concerned expression.

"Russell, are you okay?" Penny asked, her brow furrowed in worry. "You look as white as a ghost."

Russell managed a weak smile, still reeling from the wild ride. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just... not used to Vinnie's driving, that's all."

Vinnie, unfazed by Russell's pale complexion, swaggered over with a grin. "What can I say? I like to keep things interesting."

As the party roared on around them, Russell couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Despite the heart-stopping journey, he knew one thing for sure – with Vinnie by his side, life would always be an adventure…

I know that "Penny Long" is a typo, but it's still really funny xD I mean, she is tall, so I suppose vertically long. Yes, makes total sense

And I know they arrived at a real party, but I can't stop thinking that after saying that they're "going to a party" Vinnie actually drives them to a supermarket or something, so Russell is just "???" and Vinnie explains that he never said what kinda party he meant, and this time he meant a snack party or whatever and when Russell asks "whyyy?" Vinnie simply replies with "hungy". Yup, again, makes total sense

"Come on, Russ, live a little!" He said, knowing that lethal car accidents are a thing, oop. That's why I keep my Vinnie and Pepper as decent drivers, cause I know that it fits their character and all, but come on, driving recklessly can genuinely kill a person, kill them, so they're not gonna do it. Let me tell you if I drove in a car with someone like that I would fuccing slap them across the face once we would have stopped 😀👍

Anyway, going with this scenario, I can't help but imagine that once they get out of the car, Russell is just so pale, trembling and simply faints once he's out. Vinnie just kicks him lightly with his foot like "Rusty? U ok? Get up, man, it wasn't that bad."

"he knew one thing for sure – with Vinnie by his side, life would always be an adventure…" Nah mate, you're just in love with him! Belive me, I am too, so I know what it looks and feels like :^)

[alottamoney]

There was a lot of stuff circulating about Chan, the dating stuff was to cover that up 🥴 so now i-side thinks that’s why he got dropped.

Speaking strictly about dating rumours, there was usually some background with the people involved that had little to do with the dating per se. A little distance reveals a lot of stuff.

With big idols like Tae and Jennie, they’re as safe a bet as one can make, as evidenced by the fact that their companies aren’t running around like headless chickens issuing statements. Mistreatment this, mistreatment that, and the worse they can do to him is let people believe he’s a het 😀

Tae solos need to get a grip, and consider why they always get caught when they’ve got events coming and not while their schedules are empty… He’s gonna be fine, it’s not the end of the world if people speculate… that’s the whole point of PR, for fans to spread it by speculating, they’re actually doing more harm than good by not talking about it 🥴 (the little there is to talk about, cause damn do his fans sound like children saying he’s in love and they’re getting married, while Jennie gets to enjoy her life not bogged down by fans who think some selfies and hand holding are signs of everlasting love)

I didn't follow Exo like that. I remember he announced his wedding to his pregnant gf and I've seen Exo fans say they knew about her🤷🏻‍♀️. There was also news that a few fans protested outside SM to get him removed. People just made fun of them. It's weird the way people come out of the woodwork to say "LeT iDoLS liVe" and write essays on parasocial relationships every time this happens but then there are only like five unhinged and motivated fans? lol Being disappointed on Twitter is strange, sure, but it's not trying to control their faves. Their faves were doing what they wanted to anyways.

I still maintain that this had all the makings for being Kpop's best dating rumor (No one predicted it would be so boring) so I don't get Tae stans' behavior. He's finally being noticed outside of BTS stuff and they're trying to kill it lol.

[amortentia-06]

uncohesive first listen thoughts of indigo:

holy ahit wild flower is so good

toujeen is oerect on ut im in love

THE ENTIRE VIBE ITS SO FUCKING BRIGHT BUT LIKE FEELINGS??? ALSO MV SO PRETTY

YUH with Erykah Badu

SO GOOD

THE GUY TALKING

I WANNA BE HUMAN BEFOEE I DO ART HE's SO UGHHH

ERYKAH IN THE CHORUS YESS IT WORKS SO WELL

OK OK STILL LIFE WITH paak next

Sax intro slay

oooo paak at the start love that very vibey

RAPPINF FR THE GROWING BACK BUOLDING TO CHORUS

Anderson eatinf down on the chorus this is such a bibe i wanna get up an moon dance oh em gee

EVERYDAYS MY DAY ONE BROTHER

THEYRE TALIING

SHIT HAPPENS

ITS GONNA BE WHAT ITS GONNA BE THIS IS SO CUTE THEYRE BESTIES

Slayed

ALL SAY WITH TABLO AR LAST

FUCK THE ALGORITHM HE SAID FK THE ALGORITHM I NEED A TRANSLATION I NEED CONTEXT WHAT IS IT

HES OKAY HES FINE WHAT IS HE OKAY FINE WITH

ALL DAYAYAYAY ALL DAYAYAY ALL DAYYAYAYA ALL DAY ALL DAYYAYAY

YES TABLO EAT HES SO GOOD

SOCIALECONOMICS IMPACT I NEED A TRANSLATION

IMMA BE OK IMMA BE THAT WAY

FORGTFUL W KIM SAWOL

HES SINGING

WITH A GUITAR BACKGROUND

ACOUSTIC NAMJOON OMG OMG

he sounds so soft and heartfelt😭

WHISTLING OMG IS IT HIM WHISTLING I LOVE THAT

omg kim sawol

her voice is so taeyeon

soft and kinda high but she has the prefecf feel for the song

omg they're singing tgt😀😀the harmonies are thwwrw

ugh ads

ok so far wild flower is number 1

onto song 4 which is closer wirh paul blanco and mahalia

ok starting with mahalia her voice is so pretty

closer than we've ever been

i feel the most in the nightime

NAMJOON ENGLISH I LOVE THIS

SOUNDS LIKE A LOVE SONG A LIL BIT

HE FEELS LIKE HES LOSING HIS GRIP

mahalia's voice is so pretty oh my god very rnb feel but its so perfect

paul blanco next yessss he sounds like krnb artists

this song is so groovy like i love the background chords an everything

girl im seeing tweets about change pt 2 in scared i might have a heart attack

ok rm paul and mahalia are so good tgt this song is #1 too

YALL

CHANGE

YOU CANT LOVE SOMEONE LIKE I DO

THIS IS

LIKE A DISS TRACK TO AN EX

OR THE INDUSTRY

FUCK THE INTERVIEWS FROM HEARS AGO WTF

OK WAIF LONELY ITS THE ONLY SONG WITH JUst him

ok this is cute very heartbeat type chorus build

HES FUCKING LONELY

HES POURING OUT HIS HEART

HE WANTS TO GO BACK HOME HE HATES THE BUILDING HE DOESNT JNOW

DOD HE writeTHIS ON TOUR I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE

ONLY 3 LEFT OH EM HEE

Wait no i already listened to wildfflower

HECTIC WITH COLDE

edm-ish

HE HAS AN NME INTERVIEW OUT

ok just listening not many thoughts its good tho ofc ofc

i feel like this could be about the state of fame too like how much he has to work

girl- colde's voice is so nice he suits it so well joon did good picking his feats like this is all immaculate

ok joon was so right when he talked about the nature of shorter songs and their popilarity in the industry bc even tho im thorougly enjoyinf all these songs, i keep wondering why theyre not done yet like i dont want them to be over but im so used to it like omg

FUCK RIGHR EAIRPOD DIED

ok its fine no. 2

ooo starrinf with parkjiyoon

her voice is so gentle and musical like its flowing i wish THE OTHER AIRPOD HADNT FUCKING DIED

this is so gentle but i can fell hes feeling things

bro its 11:40 i cant only listen to this once

theyre singinf tgt its so gooodddd these female singers and him are so good

NO LOOKING BACK NO UR SO RIGHT

ok wait this order is

DONT LOOK BACK NO MORE

BC THE WHOLE ALBUM WAS LOOKING BACK BUT NOT ITS DONE

HES A HENUIHS IM JDJDKDKD

ITS FONE

HOLY SHIT

OK OK

[qoeww]

hi there! so i read your other imagines (or however they're called) and was wondering if you would write the brothers with an alligator mutant s/o?

ignore if you want, have a good day! :]

BROS WITH ALLIGATOR MUTANT S/O

Warning: Nothing because I can't handle crying more after movie and no spoiler about movie do not worry

Characters: Turtle bros

Author note: I noticed I know literally nothing about alligators- 😀 So I searched in Google, I hope it works hun and sorry for late answer <33

LEO

Leo can be irresponsible sometimes

I mean he opened a portal without looking where it was going, so he could get away from his dad

He thought it was a good idea, he can give some time to his dad to get calm, until falling on someone

Wow, hah, your scales are kinda harsh... Haha...

He tries to cover his pain with a smile, but you can hear his scream under his teeth

Well, you are in a good mood today why don't you give a hand to the blue turtle even he falls on you and crushes your tail-

After helping him, he will get you a present what a gentleman

He clears his throat to catch your attention

"Y/N, look what I found!" He opens a portal and you can see the reflection of water

"Leo, this is literally sea."

A long silence falls between you. "Soooo..?"

"I'm a freshwater creature."

OOOOOH, he thought you were similar to crocodiles haha-

Well, he will turn his back and whisper the most beautiful streams into his phone from under his shell

No, he will not take help from Donnie nop- (He asked at the end to learn more about alligators)

He loves how sharp your teeth are

Your belly is softer than your back and he lives for it

He will put his head to your belly and will read aloud comics for you

If he is a big spoon he will put his hand on your belly

DONNIE

He agreed with April to go to the alluvium so they would collect clay for his invention

By them, he actually meant only April because well, clay... Is pretty disgusting

He shouted their location to April while locating where the clays were from the air (God, help this angel)

But this time Aprile shouted back

"D THERE İS A UNCONCİOUS MUTANT HERE!"

Well, after you woke up they understand everything is not as it seems.

You're getting the sunlight your daily alligator needs

"Oh booy, sorry! Why don't you join us as an apology?"

Donnie isn't happy about it at all

But that grumpiness will go away as you eat sandwiches and get to know you better.

He will be jealous of your scales from time to time, he's not very happy with his own shell

So he will analyze your scales to make his shell better and harder

Likes to lean on your back, even doesn't want to admit

While opening the scraps from the recycling will sit back to back with you

He'll make another road to their home, he knows you're a freshwater animal

RAPH

It was a great day, they saved the city from evil

Everything was fine until noticing the apartment they demolished

As Raph contemplated what to do, he turned to get ideas from his brothers

Oh, they leaved him

"That boys, when I get in home I'm gonna-"

He knocked on your door but it crashed to the ground

Oh, you are a mutant too!

He feels more relaxed, now he won't have to pretend to be a normal human wearing a turtle costume while repairing your house

While helping you he will listen to how you got mutated

Well you get closer at the end

He will come and hug you from behind, you really have skin as strong as him

If you are as strong as him, he will arm wrestle you

But if you are not, you can kiss him at lips to win (It's so old tactic but works every time)

He likes the feeling of your teeth on his lips

MIKEY

He went to the store to buy sprays for his new graffiti

Well but you accidentally bumped him and spilled everything he had in his hands

As you helped him, he saw scaly skin on the lifted part of your sweatshirt

"Wait..."

Hoping him doesn't understand, cold sweat getting your clothes wet

He gets very close to your face and covers his lips with hands

"Hey, don't worry. I am mutant too!"

What.

You leave the store together

If you cast your ornamental scales on your back, you will probably find it at Mikey

He likes painting them

I mean at first it may sound disgusting but it really looks amazing

He likes being a small spoon, he will rest his head on your belly and swing his head in other directions (It tickles a little)

If someone tells you, you're scary he will definitely going from cute, UwU bf to monster bf mode

You are amazing to him