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still love screenshotting my cybergrind deaths
#despite nearly 300hrs in the game#they're still really amusing to me#swordsmachine is on them a lot because they are desperate for attention. this is canon#ultrakill#swordsmachine#ultrakill maurice#cybergrind#love this one extra because SM doesnt hold his sword so it really looks like he's dashing into my arms
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peace and (relative) quiet 🌌 (by @kalidels)
#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#hera wolf 359#eiffera#art#eiffel is definitely a sleep talker#i like to imagine hera has full conversations with him while he's asleep. he responds from within his dreams and it amuses her#and i really like the idea he still asks her if she's there. even in his sleep. the way they're reaching out for each other. you know#thank you as always this is everything to me.#i love this and i love them. so so much.#<3
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Vanessa Doodles before work™️
My interpretation of canon Vanessa + her w Snatcher + Someone wanted to hug he <3
#a hat in time#not really an au but ya know not really canon lol#ahit vanessa#ahit snatcher#queen vanessa#demondoodles#my art#ahit#snatcher#my beautiful queen waaaaah#the noodle loser guy <3#the hold she has on me should be studied i swear jssjnwwn#anyways yeah#i know her having a shorter dress makes sense in the context of her wanting to be called princess but#I like long dresses :]#my hc is after the whole freezing she chilled out and felt guilt for some time but then she grew to not care as nobody wanted her apologies#so why bother right?#she and snatcher reconnected and they still dislike each other but still gossip over tea and murdering intruders <3#Vanessa: Can I talk to you like a girl friend for minute#Snatcher: Ya sure give me a sec#Snatcher: Heeey girlie men ain't shit#They have a very complicated situationship but they're essentially stuck together so might as well deal w it lol#I imagine Vanessa wouldn't care about his relationship status but he would be jealous over hers#a mix of 'She doesn’t deserve to move on from ME after what she did to me' and 'I am normal about my ex I swear but-'#He and Van get together for tea and watching 50 kids competing for their amusement lol
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completely unenforceable rule is you should only get to make youtube essays on actual random people if you can prove you're treating them with the respect and dignity they deserve, and not a curiosity to be laughed at. acting like you are, but clearly doing so through a patronising lens that views their personality as entertainment, doesn't count.
#there's been a small renewed interest in ulillillia. for some reason?#I used to watch his stuff in the late 00s before he deleted and probably have that spyro oddities series memorised lol#this video doesn't Seem to be your typical ''get a load of this guy'' internet recap on the surface#but I dunno. its existence and comment section where one person even said ''we're not laughing at him we're laughing WITH him''#rubs me the wrong way.#also I'm looking at the upload history and it's very clickbait lolcow stories material so. eh.#really hate the way internet critics at large respond to neurodivergent creators. it always has a dehumanising slant#if they're not perfect they get mercilessly mocked and if they're ''eccentric'' in a way deemed unobtrusive. they still get mocked#but with this veneer of admiration. be weird for my amusement autistic person on the internet
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Alright I told someone I would give propaganda for these two so here we go. As a warning, I didn't play mobile or Re-Mind soooooooo. Yeah there's that. I know they're apparently involved in past stuff but shhh.
So first off, everyone's weapon is super useful! Except theirs. Which I always thought was really funny? Even in Re:CoM Zexion's book was more direct than these two. I really enjoyed them just as the most indirect fighters? And figured they'd be pretty chill and after playing KH2 as a kid I'm like. I think Luxord would be most tolerable to music while vibing. He could play Solitaire or something while Demyx played music and possibly chatted. Therefore, my younger self was like "it's perfect".
ALSO CONSIDERING THEIR NUMBERS! And the line in KH3 during the scene where Demyx is like "yup I got benched", they've probably got a history. However, the number they get originally is supposed to be the order they joined. So with Marluxia and Larxene obviously tied together in the past, all I can think of is these two just being absolute bums wandering around pre-Organization and just hitch hiking their way into a cult. Which is also REALLY funny to me because what if they joined at the same time but Demyx got to be IX and Luxord is X.
Demyx would hold his rank over his head for the dumbest stuff (in my head canons of the past).
Like there's so many things we specifically do not know about these two so basically, until I'm proven absolutely incorrect in game (which might have happened and I just don't know) ! I think they'd be a good match.
And I mean, it's also just (gestures) LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE. Great designs and I think that's good enough for me!
#kingdom hearts#demyx#luxord#i really just looked at these losers when i played kh2 on ps2 and was like wow they should kiss#and now im many years older and i am still like wow they should kiss#also i was telling my sister i was trying to come up with propaganda doodles and im like#yeah its two guys what more would the kh fandom need ya know#and she looks at me and goes did you really just say they're two guys thats enough#and i was ??? YEAH?????? FOR KH? theres like ten girls and ten games what more do i get to work with#and she sat there listing games in the series (she hasn't played any but she watched me play 1 and 2)#and counted eight and then i listed some more and she was like ok you know what thats fair#but that said she said the funniest thing ever that i NEED to draw but its too late for tonight#so you guys will get more of them at some point#also im still amused that luxord in kh3 appears after demyx says hes benched#and proceeds to say WELL AT LEAST I WASNT BENCHED like super casually and demyx just ouch you were listening thats rude#like they're supposed to be vessels and yet they still manage to have a bicker moment over importance of roles
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year in review stuff rolling out yet this year has been such a ride in every direction I'm not counting it over until it's OVER. a month is plenty of time for Something to occur
#I made this year's motto Stupid Is As Stupid Does and had no idea how many ways that could unfold and still be true#honestly 2024 could be summed up by BRAT playing in the MRI. a really singular and amusing experience to me#2024 is like jigsaw throwing a party for the person in the saw trap. and they're still in the saw trap but it's like... a GOOD party
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Young adult contemporary coming-of-age story (releases 4/16, I read an early copy from Netgalley)
Follows two first-year students at Wellesley College who run dueling anonymous advice columns and befriend each other in real life as they bonded over both being aroace, unaware of the other's internet identity
Platonic love story
Explores themes like aroace identity, finding community, being the queer child of immigrants, and trying to find your place in the world as a young adult looking towards the future
Love letter to platonic/familial love and finding community
Aromantic asexual Chinese American protagonist; aromantic asexual gender-questioning/nonbinary (she/they) protagonist; lots of QPOC side characters
#i got an arc of this and read in basically one day while on a road trip!#i found it very engaging/easy to read#the feud between the main characters is very petty but they're both still quite likable#sophie is very relatable to me as someone who until recently was also a type-a student at a liberal arts college#i think the characters balance each other out very well also#like sophie is very organized and jo is a bit more of a mess#but jo is also less confident in her identity#this talks a lot about aroace identity and i hope that will make a lot of people feel seen#personally i really loved seeing a college coming-of-age story about friendship#because the friendships i formed in college were personally wayyy more important to me than dating#so even though i don't identify as aroace part of me still felt very seen#(that and i knew a lot of aspec people in college)#their feud is kind of petty and terminally online but that's kind of the point in the end#okay i do have to say though#jo's music taste as a dj is SO basic#also this comped to loveless and the half of it so it did amuse me that those are name-dropped in the story#actually there are some aro/ace books that are mentioned though not by name#i think i caught a reference to elatsoe and another one to fire becomes her?#that was cute ngl#dear wendy#ann zhao#2023 reads#lulu speaks#lulu reads#lulu reads dear wendy#books
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one of the fun things of writing crossovers—or, well, even just a set of characters that have never interacted—is figuring out how the dynamic plays out. there's the initial situation, how do they meet, but i also find it fun to analyze how the characters have interacted with/tend to interact with others with similar personalities, or how their other dynamics are; for example someone who's generally nice to people unless they come off as arrogant meeting someone who comes off as a arrogant, that's an established initial pattern/impression to work off on! and then letting things develop from there, because there's so many other factors like, what context are they meeting in, what do they know about the other person/what is eventually revealed, etc.
#and then of course what if they meet literally themself how does that go. one of these days i'll write something where there's literally jus#two copies of the same guy suddenly and they hang out#this is not to mention the Baggage of meeting an AU version of yourself that's a different beast#anyways still experimenting with writing antagonistic dynamics. there's different flavors and i'm still working on distinguishing#current wip has these two guys who piss each other off and genuinely care about the other's wellbeing it's so fun#and they're not unwilling to admit the extent of their care that's like a major point. the basis of them finding the other irritating#is that they're not living up to the other's expectations/standards/“you are not taking care of yourself and doing what is best for you??”#they are the same guy from two different timelines also. because i'm me.#i love how they're both going “you live like this??” at each other and comparing the ways their lives went and going Egh.#also to be fair one of them finds it really amusing/satisfying to poke the other guy and provoke reactions from him#the other guy's more restrained and therefore easily bullyable (in the first one's eyes) and he's trying to be chill but he Does snap back#and the first one goes “that was cool. oki i'm doing that again”#bless. they're so fun to write#sloth log
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𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ACCIDENTALLY CALLING TOJI “DAD” DURING SEX
Tw - DAD kink, established relationship, father figure Toji kinda, Age gap (early 20s, late 30s) Not proofread.
A/n - Hey so! This is fiction :Þ
You're gasping beneath him, every shaky breath snagging in your throat as your thighs locks tighter around his waist. Your arms are thrown up above your head as his heavy weight keeps you pinned to the mattress. It's suffocating in the best kind of way possible.
He’s all thick muscles and warmth, every inch of him pressing down hard like he’s trying to brand you with his weight. His skin’s damp with sweat, warm and gritty and he smells like cedar, smoke and something darker— like lust soaked into sun-baked skin.
The sound of your whimpers echoes under the hum of the ceiling fan, paired with the dull thumb of the headboard rocking against the wall. Toji's grunting lowly in your ear, rough voice thick with the kind of tired huskiness that makes your stomach coil.
“Such a needy fucking thing, huh?” he pants, teeth grazing your earlobe before he gently licks at it. “Couldn't even wait for me to get home. Practically jumped me soon as I walked through the door”.
You had to, you spent the whole day alone, overthinking and fidgeting and yearning for him to get home, you're always so good for him, so quiet and well-behaved until you're not. Until you're climbing into his lap while he still has dust on his hands and grease under his fingernails. You'd kissed him without thinking, your breath shaky, hands clumsy, and your thighs already sticky where your shorts pressed into your core.
And now, you're all soaked and stretched, your hips twitching each time he thrusts into you. His hand is on your throat, not squeezing, just resting— enough to make you feel owned by him. His thumb strokes the side of your neck like he's calming a wild thing.
“You always get like this when I'm gone, don't you?” he murmurs, eyes locked into yours. “like you miss me too much that you don't know what to do with yourself”.
You nod stupidly, glossy lips parted— your tongue caught between your teeth as you try to form words but they're foggy and melting away under his pleasurable rhythm. You clutch his back like you're trying to hug him, blunt nails digging into the hard, flexing muscles and your voice is a broken whisper—
“Please, please, I— Toji, I need—”
“Mmm? Need what, sweetheart?” he coos, cruel and gentle all at once, his face just mere inches away from yours. “Tell me. C'mon, don't go dumb on me now”.
You try, you really do but your mind's spinning, undone by how deep he is, how close he’s finally holding you, how safe and filthy it all feels. You wrap your arms around his neck like it'll keep you grounded, your forehead pressing into his shoulder while tears burn at the corners of your eyes, voice shaking as it slips out:
“Please, Dad—!”
The whole room freezes and goes cold. Your breath catches and you're eyes go wide, mortified as ever. Even the ceiling fan seems to stop spinning for a second.
Toji stops moving— not fully but his hips are still, his cock buried to the base inside you, just marinating in your warmth while your slick clings onto his shaft. You can feel the way his cock suddenly twitches at the word. His sharp eyes find yours immediately.
His lips curl into a taunting smirk, his eyes gleaming with something smug and confident. “Huh?” he drawls, low and amused. “What was that?”
You immediately panic, your face burning with embarrassment. “I— I didn't mean, shit I didn't—”
He chuckles at how eagerly you're trying to defend yourself. A rumbling chuckle, his nose brushing yours as he leans down to your face. “You calling me dad now, kid?”. He murmurs, hot breath against your lips.
You squirm under him, shaking your head furiously, wishing you could go by in time and change it. “It was an accident! I swear—”
“Accident, huh?” he softly kisses your cheek, nips it then coasts down to your jaw. “You sure about that? Sure you didn't just let that pretty little mouth slip ‘cause I fuck you better than any little boy your age ever could?”
You're still shaking your head, tears spilling now from shame and pleasure and the overwhelming intimacy of it. He's everywhere— rough voice in your ear, chest smushed against yours, cock thick and pulsing inside you.
“Poor thing,”he whispers. “You thinking about that? Thinking about how I take care of you? Pay your rent. Fix your car. Feed you. Fuck you”.
“Toji— please, don't—”
“Dad, huh?” he murmurs again, rolling his hips once, hard enough to make you cry out. “Y'know, I am kinda like a father figure to you, ain't I?”
He reaches between you, thumb rubbing circles over your clit now, voice a soft mocking croon in your ear. “You get all bratty when I'm not around. Need me to put you in your place. Want my attention. Cry when I don't give it to you”. his hips start rolling against you again.
“Sound a lot like a needy little girl who wants her dad's approval”.
You're sobbing now, your hips jerking and toes curling against his lower back, overwhelmed by shame and pleasure to the point where you're completely ruined. “Say it again,” he breathes. “C'mon. You said it once— say it like you mean it”.
You try to resist— teeth sinking into your lip so hard you could taste blood but your body betrays you. You're shaking under him, soaked and desperate to cum, desperate to finish all over his cock but he's not letting up— he'll drag this out until you break.
So you do end up breaking.
“Please, Dad,” you whisper, voice cracking, cheeks wet with tears. “Please, I wanna cum!”.
He growls, leaning down to kiss your forehead, sounding proud and satisfied. “There's my girl”.
And then he fucks into you harder— deep, punishing thrusts that knock the breath from your lungs. His hand clamps around your throat, not too tight but just enough to make your head spin. He’s mouthing at your neck, all teeth and tongue, sucking marks into your skin like he’s branding you.
“Begging your dad to cum— fucking hell, you're so messed up, darling,” he groans, sounding very very proud despite his words. “But that's okay. I'll take care of you. Always do. Now I get why you're always clinging onto me and looking at me as if I hung the damn moon”.
You came undone with the next thrust, your body convulsing and teeming as pleasure rips through every nerve. You sob his name— or maybe “Dad” again— you can't even tell anymore because you can't think straight nor even breathe properly.
He follows moments later, groaning your name like a prayer. Maybe the name “dad” got to his head because now his swollen cockhead is leaking into your womb and filling you up with his seed like he owns you and plans on planting a baby inside you.
After he pulls out, he gently presses a kiss to your forehead, his lips warm and tender against your skin. His arms wrap around you, pulling you close to his warm chest and you let yourself melt into him, too tired and sore to even think about moving. The exhaustion weighs heavily on your limbs but his warmth keeps you anchored in place.
“Dad, huh?” he murmurs, his voice low and teasing, a smirk dancing against your hair. “Might have to get that in writing”. You groan into his shoulder, a mix of exhaustion and frustration creeping into the sound but it only makes him laugh— a warm, smug sound that rumbles through his chest. His arms tighten around you, and you can feel the slight smugness in his grin, knowing full well how much he enjoys teasing you.
#cw daddy kink#cw dad kink#jjk#toji fushiguro#toji smut#toji fushiguru#toji jjk#toji imagine#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji x you#toji x y/n#toji x female reader#Jjk smut#jjk imagines#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk x female reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujustsu kaisen x reader#Toji
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i need your talented hands to write about reader being needy, clingy, and crybaby with lads husbands who always keep their girl in their lap pampering her, bestie i’m ovulating i need this plz
ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ His Crybaby
𝒲𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 ˙⋆✮ Rafayel, Zayne, Xavier, Sylus, Caleb
𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓇𝑒/𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 ˙⋆✮ fluff, fem reader who cries for no reason. indulgent men who adores their wife. this anon is thinking on the same wavelength as me so im gonna name you star anon. come back to me pookie :p
> ࣪𖤐.ᐟ They adore their crybaby wife, after all, they're the ones who spoiled you enough to be this comfortable.
𝙍𝙖𝙛𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙡 °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
The morning sun streamed lazily through the wide windows of your beachside home, reflecting soft blues and silvers across the marble kitchen floor. You sat curled in Rafayel’s lap, your rightful throne, wrapped in one of his oversized white shirts, legs thrown over his and arms tucked to your chest, sniffling like the world had ended.
And to be fair, to you, it sort of had.
“They’re round, Raffy,” you whimpered into his chest, voice trembling with betrayal. “You always make them heart-shaped. Always…”
Rafayel blinked slowly, a half-bitten scone in one hand, his other palm gently stroking your lower back. His long lashes fluttered over his dual-colored eyes, the corner of his mouth twitching into an amused smile.
“I was in a rush,” he offered lightly, tone bordering on amused and indulgent. “Shell delivery came early. I had to check for the right pigment.”
You glared up at him with teary eyes, bottom lip trembling. “But you forgot.”
He set the scone down and wrapped both arms around you, nuzzling your hair with a sigh. “I didn’t forget, pretty girl. I just… momentarily neglected aesthetics.” A pause. “Which I see was a grave crime.”
You hiccuped. “You never do round ones. Even when I was mad at you that one time, you still made them heart-shaped.”
He chuckled softly, the sound low and fond. “That’s because even when you’re mad at me, you still eat them with those pouty cheeks and kiss me after.”
You turned your face into his neck, voice muffled and pathetic. “But they’re not heart-shaped today, so now everything feels wrong. I was gonna take a picture for my little breakfast diary…”
“Ah.” He tilted his head, brushing his lips over your temple, then lower, along your cheek where a tear had slipped down. “My girl’s so delicate today. You’re like a little seashell that got smudged with morning sadness.”
You sniffled.
Then Rafayel shifted, standing up smoothly with you in his arms, still cradled like a sobbing princess.
“I’m redoing them.”
Your head shot up. “Really?”
“Mhm. You think I won’t shape twenty scones by hand for my favorite spoiled crybaby?” he teased, walking you to the counter like you weighed nothing, setting you down on the stool just beside the mixing bowls. “You’re the only person I even tolerate. If you want heart-shaped, you get heart-shaped.”
You tried to pout again, but his words melted you too quickly.
He was already back at the counter, sleeves pushed up, a tiny ponytail tied loosely with a ribbon you’d left lying around. He didn’t ask for help. Just hummed to himself as he redid the dough from scratch, tossing glances your way every few moments to make sure you were watching.
You sat with your chin in your hands, watching him move, elegant, annoyed at the flour in his rings, muttering about how the heart mold wasn’t symmetrical enough.
You sighed happily. “Raffy?”
“Yes, cutie?”
“…Can I eat the raw dough?”
He turned, expression deadpan. “Will it stop the tears?”
You nodded.
He handed you a pinch. “Then yes, absolutely. Take the whole bowl if you want. I’ll kiss you better if you get a stomach ache.”
Once the new batch came out, perfectly heart-shaped this time, Rafayel pulled you back into his lap, dusted icing sugar from your nose with a dramatic sigh, and whispered smugly against your cheek:
“My wife throws tantrums over pastries. I married a princess.”
You beamed, mouth full of warm scone.
And he kissed you anyway.
𝙕𝙖𝙮𝙣𝙚 ⋆꙳•❅‧*₊⋆☃︎ ‧*❆ ₊⋆
You were sitting sideways in Zayne’s lap, arms wrapped tightly around his neck, sniffing dramatically into the collar of his long coat. His hand rested calmly on your thigh, the other flipping through the patient report he had been trying to review before you burst into his home office in tears.
He hadn’t even flinched when you flung yourself into his lap like it was your natural place, because it was.
Now, you were sobbing softly into his shirt.
“I just wanted the kitty sticker on my water bottle,” you hiccuped. “The pink one. And now I can’t find it anywhere, and it’s just… everything’s ruined.”
Zayne blinked once. Slowly.
“…You’re crying,” he said, tone flat, “over a sticker.”
“It was a limited edition one,” you wailed louder, curling further into him like a miserable kitten. “The sparkly holographic one from the art market you said was overpriced but still bought for me anyway—”
“Yes,” he interrupted mildly, adjusting his glasses with one finger. “That sticker.”
A beat.
“Did you check the back of your phone case?”
You paused. Then went still.
“…Oh.”
You twisted slightly, reached back, peeled it off the case, and stared at it. Whole. Unharmed.
You glanced back at him sheepishly. “Oops…”
Zayne exhaled quietly through his nose, resting his forehead against yours like he was centering himself spiritually. “You’ve cried on four of my shirts this week,” he muttered.
“It was five,” you corrected meekly.
He looked at you, hazel-green eyes dry and unimpressed. “…Of course it was.”
You clung tighter to him. “I’m sorryyy. I just get so emotional sometimes and, and you’re warm and I needed to be held and I thought it was gone forever, and now I feel dumb and—”
“Enough.” His voice cut through your spiral with practiced ease. His thumb slid along your cheek, catching a fresh tear. “You’re not dumb. You’re dramatic. There’s a difference.”
You blinked up at him.
He continued with dry precision: “A dumb woman wouldn’t be able to weaponize her tears so efficiently. You cried, and I halted a coronary consult.”
You blinked again. “…Did you really?”
“I couldn’t hear over the sobbing,” he said, flat as ever. “And I wasn’t about to drag my wife out of my lap when her world was ending over foil cat stickers.”
You hid your face in his chest again, muffling a helpless giggle. “I’m sorry…”
“No, you’re not.”
“…No, I’m not.”
He hummed. “Didn’t think so.”
Then, quietly, Zayne placed the file on the table beside him and adjusted his grip on you, hand under your thighs, the other firm at your back.
His voice dropped, quieter, softer.
“Do you want me to find you more of those stickers?”
You nodded.
“I’ll message the seller.”
You peeked up at him. “Even if it’s overpriced again?”
He leaned down and pressed a slow kiss to your forehead.
“I’m a surgeon. I can afford your sticker addiction.”
You grinned through drying tears. “You love me.”
Zayne looked back down at you, mouth twitching at the corners. “Tragically.”
That evening, he returned home from work with three new sticker packs.
When you tried to cry again, this time because one was “too cute to ever use”, Zayne simply sat down, pulled you back into his lap, and muttered against your temple, “You’re banned from Etsy.”
You didn’t listen.
And he didn’t mind.
𝙓𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧 ⋆⭒˚.⋆🪐 ⋆⭒˚.⋆
The penthouse was quiet when Xavier padded in, soft footfalls echoing on polished floors. His hair was tousled from sleep, even though it was nearly evening, and he was still dressed in his off-duty clothes: oversized white sweater, soft grey pants, and socks that didn’t match. One blue. One purple. He didn’t notice.
He found you where he always did.
Curled up on the sunken couch, surrounded by plush pillows and blankets he didn’t remember buying, tissues scattered like a fallen army.
You looked up with teary eyes, bottom lip wobbling.
He blinked. “Are you in pain?”
You wailed.
Xavier didn’t flinch. He simply crossed the living room, lifted you like you weighed nothing, and settled down with you in his lap, your permanent seat, apparently. He tucked the blanket around you both automatically.
His tone was calm. “Did something hurt you?”
You nodded into his chest.
He blinked again, blue eyes soft. “Who do I eliminate?”
You sniffled. “You.”
There was a pause. A long, quiet one.
“…Me?”
“You ate the last sakura mochi ice cream. Mine. The one I’d been saving for a bad day.” You looked up at him with wet lashes and righteous heartbreak. “And now I’m having a bad day and it’s not there.”
Xavier blinked slowly again, as if replaying the event in his mind. “I didn’t know it was yours.”
“It was in the back corner of the freezer behind the emergency dumplings!” you snapped. “You know that means it’s mine!”
“Oh,” he said flatly, as if you’d just told him water was wet. “I thought you were hiding it from ants.”
“There aren’t ants in the freezer, Xavier.”
He tilted his head. “Are you sure?”
You sobbed again. “I just wanted something sweet and cold after I did so many chores and folded your weird space socks and cleaned up after that dumb pigeon that keeps coming to our balcony and now there’s nothing left.”
You buried your face into his chest.
“Nothing but betrayal.”
Xavier wrapped his arms around you gently. “I didn’t mean to betray you.”
“You did.”
He nodded once, solemn. “Then I will bear the punishment.”
You sniffed again, looking up with suspicious eyes. “What’s the punishment?”
“Letting you cry on me for as long as you want.”
“…That’s not a punishment.”
“I know,” he said softly, tucking your head under his chin. “But you seem to like it.”
You sniffled, cheeks heating up.
A silence fell again, this one softer.
“Do you want me to go back to the market?” he asked suddenly, voice muffled against your hair.
You blinked. “It’s like a two-hour round trip—”
He was already standing, carrying you with him.
“I will go,” he said firmly. “You must stay. Crying wives should not be on trams.”
“…You’re just saying that because I fell asleep on one once and missed the stop.”
“You drooled on the pole,” he said, expression neutral. “The conductor filed a complaint.”
You clung tighter. “but take me with you.”
“No.”
“Xaaaaviiiieeer.”
“No,” he said again, voice soft but resolute. “You’ll fall asleep again and cry in public and then I’ll have to destroy someone for looking at you too long.”
You paused. “…Fair.”
He sat back down with you. “I will get the ice cream. You will stay here. I will return in ninety-seven minutes. You may cry until then.”
You blinked up at him, touched.
“You love me.”
He looked down at you like you hung the moon.
“I have risked my life multiple times,” he murmured, kissing your temple, “but I fear nothing as much as my pretty wife crying over desserts.”
When he returned, you were asleep in his sweater on the couch with a new box of tissues, the balcony pigeon perched smugly nearby.
Xavier placed the mochi ice cream in your lap, kissed your forehead, and whispered:
“Victory.”
𝙎𝙮𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✮ ⋆ ˚。𓅨⋆。°✩
The safehouse was too quiet.
Sylus knew it the moment he stepped out of his weaponary room and into the velvet-draped hallways. No spoiled chatter echoing through the corridors. No unnecessary purchases being flaunted in his direction. No soft steps scampering down the stairs with a “look what I ordered!”
Silence, in your world, was always suspicious.
He followed the soft sound of sniffling like a predator tracking prey, though the scent of vanilla, luxury skincare, and fresh credit card ink made it painfully obvious where you were.
His smug smirk sharpened the second he entered the lounge.
There you were. Curled on one of the silk chaises, the biggest one of course, wrapped in a fluffy blanket and surrounded by open boxes, designer bags, glittering heels, two jewelry cases, and a luxury drone still hovering in standby.
And you were sobbing. Sobbing over…
He narrowed his glowing eye slightly.
“…Lipstick?”
You turned, bottom lip trembling, eyes glassy and wet. “It’s not rose gold! It’s just shimmery salmon, they lied, Sy!”
He blinked. “And for this,” he murmured, voice lilting, “you’ve called for the end of the world?”
You wailed louder. “It doesn’t match my nails! Or the heels I picked for brunch tomorrow. You said you liked the brunch outfit, you lied to me too!”
He bit back a smirk. “I said I liked the outfit, my kitty. I never said your shoes matched the lipstick.”
You let out a dramatic gasp and flopped back like you’d faint.
He let you. Indulged in it.
He stepped closer, letting his coat slide off one shoulder as he dropped to sit on the edge of your fainting couch. You peeked at him through your fingers.
“I’m being so tragic today,” you whimpered.
Sylus’s gloved hand reached down, tucking your hair behind your ear, a slow curl to his lips.
“You’re being adorable.”
You blinked up. “Even when I cried at the drone for not having better taste?”
“You yell at drones. You sob over luxury packaging. You throw a tantrum when your brunch schedule is moved by ten minutes.” His voice lowered, smug and possessive. “You are the perfect little disaster. And all mine.”
You whined softly and reached for him.
He pulled you into his lap without hesitation, one arm hooking under your knees, the other curling behind your back. You immediately wrapped your arms around his neck and buried your face in his collarbone.
“You’re mean,” you mumbled. “You think I’m dumb.”
“I think you’re delightful,” he corrected. “Painfully high maintenance. Obnoxiously bratty. But delightful.”
You hiccuped. “Do you actually like it when I cry?”
Sylus chuckled, low and pleased, the sound curling against your ear like velvet.
“I like anything that makes you run to me. Crying, shopping, scheming, screaming, doesn’t matter.” He nuzzled your cheek, a slow drag of his nose down your tear-stained skin. “You always end up in my lap either way.”
You sniffled again.
“…Can I buy a different rose gold lipstick?”
Sylus smirked against your cheek. “Buy thirty.”
“Okay,” you said immediately, perking up. “I’ll get every brand.”
“Mm.” He pressed a kiss to your jaw. “And while you do that, I’ll call your stylist. You’ll need new shoes to match all thirty.”
You gasped. “You do love me!”
He laughed, quiet, but genuinely. “You’re the only creature who could make me sit through a crying fit over cosmetics and still want to kiss the tears off your cheeks.”
You beamed, messy and smug and still a little wet-faced, clinging to him tighter.
Sylus leaned back on the chaise with you sprawled across his chest, lazy and possessive as ever.
“I’m going to destroy that brand,” he added offhandedly.
You blinked up. “Wait, what?”
He tilted his head, red eyes gleaming faintly. “They lied to my princess.”
“…Sy.”
“You cried.”
“You don’t need to destroy them—”
“You cried.”
The lipstick brand posted a mysterious apology the next day.
You got a PR box with actual rose gold lipsticks inside. Thirty of them.
And Sylus?
He smirked, sipped his wine, and kept your shopping drone “accidentally” hacked so it only displayed items in your preferred colors.
All of them were now tagged as princess-coded.
Because that’s exactly what you were.
And he wouldn’t let the world forget it.
𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙗 ⋆。 ‧˚ʚ🍎ɞ˚‧。 ⋆
Caleb had faced lots of things.
He’d commanded entire fleets, rewritten gravity, walked through explosions with only one glove smudged.
But nothing, nothing, prepared him for this.
You were crying.
Again.
In the middle of your gilded, bedroom in Skyhaven, surrounded by seventeen fluffy, high-end imported petticoats, with tears in your big wet eyes and your lower lip sticking out like a weaponized pout.
“It’s not puffy enough!” you sobbed, holding up the offending dress like it had personally betrayed you. “I said I wanted maximum puff, Caleb! You promised!”
He blinked from where he stood in full Farspace uniform, his cap still tucked under one arm, black boots gleaming, gloves unbuttoned. He had just gotten home.
And now you were sniffling and stomping your foot, your dainty little slippers slapping against the mirrored floor.
“Pipsqueak,” he started softly, trying not to laugh. “Baby. You have twelve custom princess dresses. They literally fly when you twirl—”
“But they don’t float like clouds!” you wailed. “I want the kind that make a sound when I walk. Like fwah-fwah-fwah!” You stomped again for emphasis. “This one just rustles!”
He couldn’t help it—his lips twitched.
You caught it. “Are you laughing at me?!”
Caleb crossed the room in two strides, lifting you effortlessly into his arms before you could storm away again. You squeaked, clutching his neck, your pout deepening.
“No,” he murmured, kissing your nose. “Never. You know I’d bark if you told me to. Hell, I’d jump off Skyhaven if you said it made your dresses poofier.”
You hiccuped mid-sniffle.
“You mean it?'
Caleb sat down on the edge of your pink chaise, pulling you into his lap so your skirts pooled around both of you.
“I literally rewired the AI in this house cause you said they weren't treating you gently enough. You think I wouldn’t raze the entire fashion industry if it meant you’d stop crying over dress volume?”
You whined and buried your face in his shoulder.
He rocked you gently. “There we go. Let it out. Cry about the bad dress, baby.”
You sniffled again. “I had a whole tea party outfit planned. Now what will the other official's wives say?”
Caleb growled softly under his breath. “They’ll say whatever I tell them to say, or I’ll dump them into deep space.”
You giggled wetly. “You can’t just throw skyhaven's high society ladies out, Caleb.”
“I can do anything,” he said, pressing a kiss to your temple. “Especially for you.”
“…Even puffier dresses?”
“I’ll fund a new brand that only makes them.”
You blinked up at him, tears drying fast. “You’d do that for me?”
He nodded solemnly. “I’ll call it... Princess Puff. Only you can buy from them.”
You squealed and kissed him messily on the cheek, smearing your lip gloss. “You’re my favorite boy.”
Caleb, hopeless, clutched you tighter and leaned back on the chaise, letting your frilly skirts bury him like a hero in a fairy tale.
“You’ve always been my favorite girl,” he murmured. “Even when you were a little crybaby who used to throw tantrums over sticker books.”
“I was a sensitive artist,” you huffed.
“You were a brat,” he teased, grinning. “My brat.”
You buried your face in his chest again, the fit of your next meltdown already forgotten.
And Caleb? He didn’t care if Fleet Command pinged his tablet. If the Bureau directors demanded his return.
Right now, his only mission was holding his precious pipsqueak close, wrapped in layers of unpuffy skirts and dramatic demands, and planning a fleet raid on every designer who had ever disappointed her.
Because your tears were sacred.
And Caleb, Farspace Colonel or not, was always going to roll over and play knight for his princess.
Every single time.
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Oh, I really, really like your recent blurb! Jason having a secret girlfriend/family is my favorite trope, but it is so hard to find!
Would you write about silly instances where Jason spots his family in public and tries to shuffle and guide you away without you noticing?
Ahh! I feel that validated in both my love of Jason and my love of the secret relationship trope! (This might not be exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you like it anyway!)
The first time it happened was a few weeks into your relationship, back When the two of you would meet for breakfast or brunch at the little cafe, a few blocks away from where you worked.
Jason Todd would always show up, yawning and exhausted from how tired he always was since he hadn't told you about his night job yet. But he was still on time, excited to see you even if he would go straight home and nap immediately afterwards.
The two of you would always spend more time talking getting to know one another than actually looking over the menu and ordering something to eat, but neither of you minded.
Then, one day, while he was looking away from you to hide the smile you had caused, he caught sight of Tim waiting in line to order a coffee.
Without really thinking about it, he grabbed both of your menus, propping them up and leaning over the table, trying to hide both your faces.
You frowned in confusion but leaned in too, until your faces were close together. "What are you doing?" You whispered.
"Nothing," he lied poorly, being his head over the top of a menu to see if his brother was still there and darting his head back down when Tim walked past the table. He let out a breath of relief, staring at you. "You look really pretty this close."
With an amused eye roll you leaned back in your chair, folding your arms and waiting for a better explanation. "You just wanted to talk really close for a moment?"
"Okay, fine," he sighed heavily. "I wanted to look at your freckles, alright? They're adorable. The ones on your nose are really cute."
It wasn't a lie, technically. He did love them. And you actually believed him, he thought. Or if you didn't, you didn't push the topic.
The next time you accidentally ran into somebody was at the mall, when you had dragged Jason along to help you look for a dress for a mystery date night he said nothing about, except for the fact that you had to wear something nice.
It was just his luck that you had picked the same store Stephanie happened to be shopping in as well. In most circumstances, she might not even notice him when they crossed paths in public, but in a woman's clothing store which was relatively empty, there was no way she wouldn't see him when she turned around.
Without warning, he tugged you away from rack you were looking at, pulling you into a cramped dressing room, locking it behind you.
"Wha-" You stared at him like he had lost his mind. "Why are we the dressing room?"
"How do women try stuff on when they can't turn around?" He countered, ignoring your question and planting his hand on the wall by your head to try to give himself more room in the tight space.
"It's typically not made for two people," you explained "Especially not 6'2 men."
He grinned a bit. "Do you like my height?" He asked, enjoying the proximity a bit more than he would admit.
Yes. Obviously. Who wouldn't? He towered over you. His arms could wrap around your entire body without even straining to cover more skin. Plus, he could reach the top shelf so you didn't have to climb on a chair.
But it was still too early in the relationship to tell him that.
"That's besides the point," you muttered. " Why are we in the dressing room?" You repeated.
"I just...always wanted to see a woman's dressing room," he told you, frowning at his own lie.
"Seriously?" You questioned. "You could have at least picked the big one at the end. And you didn't even let me pick anything to try on."
"Right, well..I figured we could try a different store," Jason explained, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. "Nothing here would do you justice."
You huffed, finding it slightly amusing how foolish he was acting. But frankly, it wasn't terribly bad to be stuck in a tight space with him. So, you waited a moment longer before unlocking the stall.
You still had to find a dress.
Things were peaceful for a bit, you and Jason seemed to be growing stronger in your relationship and things began to get a little bit more serious. Jason seemed to be growing stronger in your relationship and things began to get a little bit more intense.
He knew that eventually he'd have to tell his family about you, but the next time he saw one of his brothers in public, he couldn't help but shy away from the task of introducing you.
In his defense, Damian really wasn't the first sibling you would want to meet.
He'd taken you to a nature preserve, because you said you used to go all the time as a kid but stopped after getting older.
You were practically giddy, feeding the animals from your palm, scrunching your nose when their whiskers ticked you. Jason was enjoying it too, more so because of you than the animals.
But while he was mocking you for your squeals, he heard a familiar voice having a one sided conversation with a lemur.
He turned and there was Damian, having his biweekly visit to see the animals that Father wouldn't let him bring home.
Jason cursed internally, pulling you away from the animals, accidentally spilling the feed from your hand.
"Hey, I stillwanted to see the—"
"I'll bring you back, I promise," he said, cutting you off as he dragged you behind a tree.
You wiped off your hand on your jeans and tilted your head. "What is it?"
"I just think you've been giving the animals too much attention," Jason noted. "I feel left out."
"Oh, c'mon," you rolled your eyes.
"Really," he insisted. "You kissed a sloth and a goat but not me."
He pouted a bit and leaned back against the tree, still holding you arm, though loosening his grip before running his hand up and down your arm apologetically.
You sighed, glancing around briefly, not really taking notice of the small, angry child, yelling at some poor worker, before leaning up on your tip toes to kiss his lips very quickly. "Satisfied?"
He smiled softly. "No." He shook his head, pointing to the exit. "Can we leave?" He asked gently.
"Will you bring me back?"
Jason nodded immediately. "Whenever you want," he said.
You gave up and left with him.
Now, if you really thought about it, you could easily put two and two together, but really, the instances were so far apart that you didn't really question the strange behavior.
He had managed to be, for the most part, pretty subtle about pulling you away from his family whenever he encountered them, as few and far between as those moments were.
Like the time you were walking down the street while it was raining and he spotted Duke crossing the street towards your direction. Even though he knew you loved the rain and hated umbrellas, he still pulled his jacket off, covering your head.
"Jay, I told you, I'm fine," you assured him, trying to move it off of you.
"Yeah, but you'll catch a cold," he insisted, pulling even further over your head while blatantly stealing an umbrella from a small stand that was selling them.
He popped it open, covering his own face as you walked past Duke.
"I will not," you told him, finally tugging it off. You frowned, not feeling any rain on your skin. "Where the hell did the umbrella come from?"
"Uh- someone handed it to me," Jason muttered. "Nice man."
And even though he despised running into people he knew because it always put him on high alert, trying to figure out what to do or where to go to keep whoever they ran into from spotting them, sometimes, he actually rather enjoyed the chance to pull you away from the rest of the world.
For instance, when you insisted on going to a carnival, which he wasn't a big fan of at first, until you guys got there and he saw your eyes twinkling at all the lights.
Any thoughts of boredom were quickly drowned out by the sound of your screams on the scarier rides, when you'd reach for his hand. And he bought every single treat you so much as looked at— the funnel cakes, the fresh lemonade, the Carmel corn.
He was watching you pull fresh cotton candy from the stick it was spun around when out of the corner of his eye he caught his brother Dick, along with Wally walking across the fair grounds.
Jason was sure they wouldn't notice you with how far away they were, but he refused to take the chance. So, he interlocked your hands, tugging you into a nearby photo booth as you made a sound of confusion.
"Just thought we should grab a souvenir," he said, beating you to the punch before you could ask what he was doing.
"I'm still eating my cotton candy," You told him. "I should fix my hair too."
Jason got a devilish glint in his eye and ran his hand through your hair jostling it further as you screeched in disbelief. "I think it looks good like that," he admitted, staring at you now that it had a bit more volume.
You blew a loose strand from your face. "I can't believe you did that," you stated. "It's all disheveled."
He nodded, still thinking it looked beautiful. Sort of like how it was when you woke up next to him.
"C'mon," he urged, pulling you into his lap. "I like you this way." He threw a few quarters in the slot and before you knew it you had a strip of three pictures, none of which were appropriate to show to anyone.
A picture of him stealing your cotton candy, a picture of him nuzzling your neck while you scrunched your nose in the way that made his heart clench, and a picture of him tasting said cotton candy on your tongue.
So, maybe it was an over reaction to pull you away from the rest of his carnival when it was huge and chances were Dick never would have even seen you. But God, did he enjoy it.
Then, there were, of course, the far less subtle times which didn't end quite as well.
Like when you just so happened to be walking out of a movie at the same time Cassandra and Barbara were heading into one.
"I think the sequel might actually be better than the original," you told him, arms interlinked as you walked.
"Uh huh," he wasn't paying attention anymore after seeing his sister and Babs at the soda machine, filling up their drinks.
He couldn't exactly pull you into a different theater, especially since he didn't know which one they would be going into.
The next best option? Throwing the empty popcorn bucket over your head.
"Jay?!" You exclaimed.
"It's a discount thing," he muttered vaguely, grimacing at his own excuse. "Wear the bucket out and you get a free movie."
Okay, not the next best, probably. Maybe like...sixth best? Seventh at most.
He pulled you past them, keeping his hand on the top of the bucket to keep it in place while raising his hoodie and keeping on the 3D glasses from the movie until you were past them both.
Once you were, he pulled it off and you were...well, fuming. Rightfully so.
"What the hell was that?" You asked, a bit bitterly, not buying his excuse for a second. "I'm covered in popcorn butter.
He cleared his throat, kissing your greasy cheek and licking his lips tasting a salty popcorn and butter on your skin. "Tastes good, though," he mumbled.
You stormed out on him.
And then, when you chose to walk all the way back to your apartment in frustration, both with his actions and lies, he finally came clean.
"I just... don't want my family to mess anything up between us," he confessed, barely even looking at you.
Vulnerability wasn't his strongest asset, but he was trying. For you.
You washed your face off in the sink for the third time and still felt greasy. Even if you got it all off your face, you'd need a shower to get it out of your hair.
"Why couldn't you just tell me that?" You asked, still confused. It wasn't like you didn't already know who his family was.
"I just- I didn't want you to think I was hiding you," he muttered.
"Jason, you put a bowl of popcorn over my head so your sister wouldn't see me. That's hiding," you stated firmly.
"Yes but it's not hiding out of embarrassment!" He clarified. "My family can be a lot to handle and they might scare you off and they'd definitely mock me endlessly for being in love with you."
His eyes went wide. That...was an accident. He didn't mean to confess that.
You stared at him for a moment, blinking. "Did you just say what I think you did?"
"I uh- well that wasn't..." He cleared his throat. "Yeah," he finally agreed with a slight nod. "But you don't have to say it back or anything, I know I'm not the easiest person to love and it—"
You were already kissing him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him closer. He was caught off guard, but it didn't take him long before he kissed you back, his hands finding your waist and steadying you both.
"You're stupidly easy to love," you told him, resting your forehead on his.
(+Bonus)
It was a quiet Friday night when the two of you were at a nice restaurant, celebrating a year of being together. The food was good, the music was soft and nice, and Jason was practically a drooling mess over you, like usual.
So much so, he didn't even notice when his father walked into the restaurant with a date of his own.
You did, though. And in keeping with the spirit of what had apparently been a pretty large part of your relationship, even without you knowing it, you slid out of the booth quickly grabbing his hand and pulling him from his chair.
"Hey, wait a second!" He exclaimed as you rushed him out of the restaurant before he got to finish his dessert. "We still have to pay."
"We'll come back tomorrow and pay," you assured him, pushing open the door, into the cold evening.
"What the hell was that about?" Jason asked once you were outside and seemingly slowed down.
You pointed towards the window. "Your dad," you muttered.
He could see Bruce sitting at a table across from Selina, his eyes scanning a menu while occasionally looking up, probably to compliment her or something.
He huffed. "Add that restaurant to the list of places we can't go," he mumbled, shrugging off his jacket and handing it to you. "It got cold outside," he simply said when you frowned in confusion.
You pulled on the nice jacket that matched his suit. "Thanks," you said, wrapping your arm around his, tugging him away from the restaurant. "C'mon, I'll buy some more dessert."
He hummed, and pressed a kiss against your head. "Alright," he agreed, letting you lead him away from the restaurant and down the street.
#x reader#headcanon#jason todd#jason todd imagine#jason todd x reader#batboys#jason todd x you#dc comics#plethorawrites
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ever had a completely different interpretation of a song before seeing how the lyrics are written? not like, mishearing them, but the punctuation clarifying another emphasis/perspective than the one you had in mind.
when listening to "destination moon", I thought:
thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but you see, there's nothing wrong with me, you think, that's what you think, that's what they all say, before I blow you away.
was the narrator bitterly echoing things people who didn't believe they were ill had said to them, in an "I told you so" kind of a way. 'gee, thanks so much for wishing me well in hospital, but apparently, there isn't anything wrong with me, remember?' I figured they were just repeating "you think" for emphasis. but it's actually:
thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but you see there's nothing wrong with me, you think, "that's what you think, that's what they all say", before I blow you away.
which flips it to the narrator being stubborn while people around try to get them to notice how sick they are. totally different!
#tmbg#the card line is one of my favourite sardonic jl lyrics too. something about it just really amuses me#I still think it counts as a ''they'll ALL see'' song bc of the narrator's efforts to convince people they're fine#don't mind that some of those lyrics aren't italicised#I don't know what's happening with tumblr's code but I've highlighted both paragraphs to turn them off and back on#and it keeps randomly unitalicising random letters or whole words in the final lines after I save the post ??#I've retyped those lines and italicised them and it still does it. weird.
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I'll do that thing 🔥
Bucky x f!Reader established but secret 🤫
It's too damn hot, the AC is broken, and your boyfriend is a furnace. But there are solutions.
Bucky Masterlist
word count: 1.1k
warnings: pussy slapping, Bucky's vibranium hand, fingering... just a bit of heatwave filth, really. Encouraged by the gif above, darling @sunday-bug ☀️ and my other feral beauties in the gc.
There was sweat in places you couldn't even begin to imagine.
It pooled in the small of your back, in the valley of your breasts, the crook of your elbow, the backs of your knees, behind your ear.
“Engineers said next week,” Bob huffed, flopping down on the floor. Even the marble tiles were hot to the touch.
“I'll be dead by next week,” Lena groaned.
“Think I'm dead now.” You sighed. You shifted an inch to the left, peeling your leg off the one next to you.
The leg moved an inch closer.
You moved another inch away.
When it went to move again, you slapped your palm down hard on their bare leg.
“Ow! Shit!”
“Buck, you're like a furnace. Stop putting your leg against me,” you whined.
“How is every engineer in City busy?” Alexei demanded. “I fix it!”
“No!” Half a dozen voices rang out in unison.
“I'll fix it,” Bucky announced, standing up.
For you, the relief was immediate.
“You?” Ava asked, highly skeptical.
“Me. Fixed Sam's boat. What's an AC unit gonna do?”
“Blow up?” You shrugged.
“Better come with me then, in case it explodes.”
“No way.”
“It'll be cooler in the basement?”
“Deal.”
Across the room, John nudged Ava and wiggled his eyebrows.
“Have fun!”
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do!”
“In this heat?” Lena grimaced. “Disgusting.”
“Fuck you, Walker!” You gave him the middle finger as you followed Bucky out of the room and into the elevator.
“You've gotta stop touching me in front of them,” you said as soon as the doors were closed. “They're gonna know.”
“They already do, babe.” He shrugged.
The basement was cooler, barely.
You found the hopeless AC unit wheezing and whirring. Bucky looked around it, his eyebrows pinched together.
Whatever this was, it hadn't been going on for long. Weeks and months of tense sparring sessions, flirty comments, and open ogling had culminated in him turning up at your door one night and barely putting you down since.
You hopped up to sit on a crate while he ‘worked’. In reality, it was a chance to ogle.
“Can feel you watching me, sweetheart. Something you need?”
“In this heat? Come near me and I'll bite you.”
“Promise?” As he turned to ask the question, he yanked a hose out of the unit.
With a violent hiss, a plume of freezing mist streamed out. “Oh. Shit.” He turned back to the unit.
“Want me to hold anything?” You peered around the unit. While you were distracted, he placed his left palm on the back of your neck.
The vibranium was ice cold against your hot, sticky skin. “Ohh fuck -” you breathed.
“Yeah?” He stepped behind you, replacing his hand with his mouth. His hand, still cold, pulled the neck of your cami down and pinched your quickly pebbling nipple.
Your head fell back onto his shoulder, giving him a perfect view down your body. Your back arched into his touch.
“Still too hot?” He murmured against your neck.
“Mmm, why? You gonna cool me down?”
“Gonna try,” he removed his hand, warmed by your skin, and put it back in the path of the freezing steam.
“S'too hot, Buck,” you insisted, moving out of his hold. Your body was on fire.
“C'mon, I'll do that thing?” He held you tighter, his voice pleading. “Need to touch you, baby.”
The fog hissed, curling around his wrist.
He dragged the cold vibranium fingers back along your collarbone, then lower, tracing the swell of your breast until you gasped. The contrast made your skin pebble under his touch - hot and flushed, meeting ice cold metal.
“That better?” he murmured, voice thick with amusement.
You didn’t answer. Not with words, just a low, breathy moan.
He circled your nipple with the very tips of his fingers, letting the cold settle in, sharp enough to make you shiver - then cupped your breast in full. A soft whimper escaped you, hips twitching as heat pooled low in your belly.
“Still too warm,” he said, almost to himself.
His hand slipped lower. Past your stomach. Down between your thighs.
The first brush of cold fingers against your slick heat made your whole body jolt.
“Fuck,” you hissed, breath catching.
“That’s it,” he murmured, dragging the metal through your folds again - slower this time, letting you feel the contrast between hot and cold.
Then - a sharp, deliberate slap.
It wasn’t hard, just sudden - a stinging smack of cold against the wet heat of your pussy, and your hips bucked instinctively, a broken moan tearing from your throat.
“Jesus,” you gasped, “do that again.”
He chuckled low in your ear. “Told you.”
Another slap, a little firmer this time. The sound of it, sharp and obscene, sent a shockwave straight through your gut. Then his fingers were between your folds, stroking with slow, steady pressure - cool vibranium rubbing where you needed it most.
“You’re soaking,” he growled. “All that heat getting to you?”
“You,” you whispered, grinding into his hand. “It’s you, Bucky, fuck -”
One finger slid inside - impossibly cold, your body clenching around him eagerly, greedy for it. Then another. He moved them in slow, curling thrusts while his thumb circled your clit in soft, frosty sweeps.
His teeth grazed your neck, his right hand held your hip steady while his left had you seeing god.
It was overwhelming. Heat and cold, sharp slaps and gentle strokes - your nerves couldn’t tell which was coming next.
When he smacked you again, right against your clit this time, your whole body jerked, your thighs trembling. He held you up against him, your back slicked with sweat against his broad chest.
“Oh my god,” you whimpered, hips grinding helplessly against him, pressing hard against your ass. “Don’t stop, please -”
“Not planning to, sweetheart.”
His fingers pumped faster, curling with every thrust, the heel of his hand pressing just right. And when he slapped you again, just once more, timed perfectly, it tipped you over the edge.
You came hard, body arching, a cry caught in your throat as everything clenched and broke open.
He held you through it, murmuring something against your neck you couldn’t even hear over the rush of blood in your ears.
“Oh god,” you breathed heavily.
With an obscene pop, he removed his hand from your aching pussy. He brought his digits to your mouth and you licked them clean.
He turned you gently, leaning you against the AC unit, pulled your top back up, and placed the softest kiss to your lips.
He weaved his hand through the freezing steam one more time and placed it between your shoulder blades. The cool relief made you sigh, the memory of his cold touch made your hips jerk against him, still hard.
“You not done, baby?”
Despite the heat, you arched into him, winding your arms around his neck.
“Not even close. Come take a cold shower with me?”
“Shower?” he grinned, gripping your thighs. “Nah, I want to make you sweat harder first.”
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◇ the way you make me feel // choi seungcheol



seungcheol x gn!reader, 2.6k+ words
tags: requested by anon, established relationship, fluff, mild angst, seungcheol is sooo down bad oh lawwd
warnings: pet names, 1 vvv mild curse word ig?? (ass)
notes: any fic where i get to write besotted cheol is a great fic! might be slightly ooc but oh well. who cares. ty anon for this request <3
“I'm going to be very honest, honey… this feels like a sleeping arrangement for a couple that's just had an argument.”
You laugh a little at the mild pout on your boyfriend's face as he stares contemplatively at the bed after you've suggested a rather… interesting sleep method that he's never really heard of before.
“It's really not,” you assure him. “Other couples do this all the time! And I thought it would be fun to try out too.”
Your boyfriend, Seungcheol, blinks at the bed before looking over at you, mystified.
“Really? People want to do this?”
“Yes, Cheol.”
“Hm.” Seungcheol frowns. “What did you say this was called again?”
“The Scandinavian Sleep Method,” you say cheerfully, hopping over to the drawers with all the different duvets and duvet covers that you and your boyfriend have collected over the years you've been living together. “Isn't it such a great idea? We sleep in the same bed, but we each have a different duvet so we get better sleep but still get to be next to each other.”
You begin pulling out different duvets, inspecting them and continuing to chatter as you do so.
“I know how much you love weighted blankets, but you know they're not something I'm a big fan of,” you say. “And you really hate my fluffy covers, for some reason. But if we sleep this way, then both of us can sleep happily without causing disturbance to the other's sleep quality!”
With a flourish, you turn back round to Seungcheol, the offending weighted blanket and fluffy cover in your hands, as if emphasising your point. There's a bright beam on your face, evidently eager to try out this new idea, but Seungcheol?
He's still looking a bit hesitant.
Which, understandable. You're introducing a new sleeping arrangement three years after you've been quite happily living together. Anyone would find that weird.
“If we don't like it, we can switch back,” you assure him. You shrug. “It's just a trend I saw online, Cheol. I thought it would be cool.”
Seungcheol pauses, and then smiles, nodding once. “Fine, fine. Let's try out, then. We'll see if the Scandinavians actually sleep well.”
You cheer, dropping the bedding and skipping across the room to launch yourself into Seungcheol’s arms. He catches you easily, laughing as he does so, amused at how delighted you are by his acceptance.
“Yes! I love you. Now I get to make the bed all aesthetic with different layered sheets!”
Seungcheol laughs again. “All right, sweetheart. Tell me if you need more sheets to fit in with your vision, okay? I'll buy you whatever you need.”
“Oh my god, suddenly I love you even more.”
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Admittedly, Seungcheol does love hearing you say that you, the absolute love of his life, love him (and any self-respecting boyfriend would feel the same), but he's wondering if this entire thing is really, really all that worth it.
Because, well.
Seungcheol hates the Scandinavian Sleep Method.
He harbours no hatred towards the Scandinavians themselves, of course, but their sleep method, for him, well and truly sucks.
Of course, he can understand why people like it. There are aspects he doesn't mind, too: such as how it's currently way less likely for him to wake up at 4am with a cold ass because you've stolen half the covers from him again. Or how he doesn't have to worry about the fluffy, fuzzy feeling of your sheets pressing creepily soft kisses against his ankles. Or how he can now actually sleep peacefully without finding that he's been suffocated by your weight on his chest because now, you actually sleep on your side of the bed.
Nevertheless, he hates this.
Unfortunately, he can't bring himself to say anything about this, because—
“I seriously think my quality of sleep has improved so much,” you say to Seungcheol one Sunday morning, beaming over your cup of coffee as he makes breakfast waffles for you. “The Scandinavians really know what they're talking about, huh?”
And your eyes are bright, sparkling as you say this, so full of life even though it's nine in the morning on a Sunday.
So Seungcheol smiles back, happy purely because you're happy, even though if you really pressed him, he'd admit that he's not really happy at all.
“I guess they do,” he says, turning back to the waffles. “Do you want honey with the waffles? Or the new maple syrup I bought you?”
“Ooh, maple syrup, please!”
And then Seungcheol had done all sorts of fancy tricks with the bottle of maple syrup, and you had clapped your hands and laughed, delighted, and Seungcheol felt a little better, the weight of his guilt that he didn't share your opinion beginning to lighten.
There's no real big reason why he hates this sleeping arrangement. Sure, it stops all your bad sleeping habits, but, truthfully, he… misses all those things.
He misses waking up to you all huddled up in the blankets, looking all small and adorable whilst swathed in the thick fabric. He misses cuddling you close and entangling his legs with yours in order to escape from the weird fluffy texture of your sheets. He misses feeling the comforting weight of you asleep against his chest, warm and secure like the physical manifestation of his soul, safely tucked against his side.
Now, you simply smile at him, face shiny and soft from your skincare routine, and give him a peck on the cheek goodnight before snuggling under your duvet, away from him, in your own little bubble of comfort.
Without him.
It makes him feel like an abandoned dog left in the rain outside of his owner's home.
Excuse him for being dramatic, but he's literally slept with you curled up in his arms for a very, very long time now. And these days, now that you're no longer with him and are miles away on the other half of the bed, he can't fall asleep by himself.
Withdrawal symptoms from cuddling must be a thing, because he's going through them right now.
“Just talk about how you feel, then,” is what any sane person would say about this matter, which is very good, very sound, advice.
However, it's also what Joshua says to Seungcheol when he complains to him about the new sleeping arrangement, and everyone knows Joshua is the least sane person in existence, so Seungcheol decides to ignore his advice.
Joshua rolls his eyes, used to but not pleased by Seungcheol's stubbornness.
“You're being silly,” he says, when Seungcheol vetoes his suggestion. “This is obviously impacting your sleep quality in a negative way, which is the exact opposite of what Y/N was hoping for.”
“But Y/N seems to be sleeping better,” Seungcheol argues. He rubs his eyes, and the world spins a little as he does so. “So I probably shouldn't say anything, right?”
“No, you should say something,” Joshua says firmly. “What do you think Y/N will do when it becomes obvious that this new arrangement is actively harming you, and yet you didn't say anything? Hell, if I found out my boyfriend wasn't telling me that kind of stuff, I'd get really mad.”
Seungcheol frowns. “What? Why?”
“Because you're my boyfriend?” Joshua says. “Uh—not actually mine, obviously. But that's how Y/N would feel. You need to communicate your feelings. That's what couples do.”
Joshua takes a sip of his tea, spinning around in Seungcheol's desk chair in his study whilst Seungcheol, the owner of the chair, is currently exiled to the small wooden stool beside it.
“Just think about how you'd feel if you were in Y/N's shoes. How would you feel if your partner wasn't telling you that they're sleeping badly and feeling increasingly more terrible throughout the weeks because of something that could be easily fixed by them talking it out with you?”
And oh, now Seungcheol understands. Now it makes more sense. He'd want you to communicate your feelings immediately.
Joshua must see the revelation on Seungcheol's face, because he snorts smugly. “I knew you'd get there in the end.”
“Shut up,” Seungcheol grumbles, and Joshua mocks him for how ridiculously macho-man he was being before. “I'll talk to Y/N about this tonight.”
“Well done,” Joshua says amusedly, spinning around in Seungcheol's chair so fast that its joints, even as expensive and well-oiled as they are, begin to groan in surprise. “I'm so proud of you.”
“Shut up,” Seungcheol says again, and Joshua laughs. “And get off my chair.”
“Hmph! You're so mean. I bought this chair for you, you know.”
“No, you didn't.”
“No, I didn't. But you believed me for a second, didn't you?”
“Definitely not. Now get out of my house before Y/N gets home.”
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It's one of those very, very rare days where you finish work later than Seungcheol, and so when you unlock the front door and finally make it inside, you're more than ready to just fall into your boyfriend's arms.
Except, the entire ground floor of your house is dark when you get home.
“Where is he?” you say to yourself, mystified. “Cheol? Where are you?”
“In our room!” he calls back from upstairs, and you take off your coat and shoes, dumping your bag by the doorway and bounding up the stairs two at a time to get to your boyfriend.
“Seungcheol! Why were the hallway lights off? Have you eaten dinner yet? What's— wait, what are you doing?”
In the middle of your bed, right over where the two halves of your bedding meet, Seungcheol is sprawled out in an upside down starfish shape, staring up at you balefully as you walk into the room, and you laugh a little at the state your boyfriend is in.
“Hello,” you say amusedly. “You look like you're sulking.”
Seungcheol just continues to blink up at you like a displeased cat.
You laugh again, bending down and kissing him on the forehead. “Definitely sulking, I see. What's wrong, baby? What happened?”
There's a long moment where Seungcheol doesn't say anything, and you continue to smile down at him, petting his hair fondly. And then, he frowns, and speaks.
“What do you think of our bed?”
You look over at the head of the bed, scanning it briefly. “I think it looks fine.”
It's apparently the wrong thing to say, because Seungcheol frowns harder.
“Why? Do you not like it?”
“I don't like it,” Seungcheol says, and sits up, turning around to face you. “I don't like this sleeping arrangement.”
You tilt your head. “Oh? I thought you didn't mind the Scandinavian Sleep Method.”
Seungcheol sighs. “I lied,” he admits. “I actually hate it so much. It's the worst thing in the entire world.”
Your face softens in worry, feeling something thick and bitter rising to your throat at the idea that you've been forcing Seungcheol to go through with something he hates.
“I'm sorry,” you say sincerely, sitting down beside him on the bed. “I didn't realise. You should've said something, Cheol. I would've changed back in an instant.”
Seungcheol, for how big and manly and good at acting as your guard dog he is, still always melts under your touch, and the moment you wrap your arms around his neck, he softens into your embrace, burying his face in your shoulder.
“Would you really?” he asks, muffled into your blazer, and you belatedly realise that you're still in your work clothes. You haven't even washed your hands.
“Of course I would,” you say in your best don't be silly voice. “I don't want you to be feeling bad.”
His hands wrap around your waist, warm and comforting and he pulls you in closer, hugging you even tighter.
“Sorry,” he says. “I feel like I'm being stupid. This isn't even anything big. It just… makes me feel really terrible, and I don't know why.”
“Hey, that's totally okay,” you say placatingly, threading your fingers through his hair and patting him consolingly on the back. “I told you we didn't have to carry on with this, baby. I said we could switch back whenever we wanted to.”
He squeezes you tighter, arms wrapping more securely around you. “I still feel bad. You liked this sleeping method.”
You laugh softly, resting your chin on his shoulder. “Yes, but not as much as I like you.”
If possible, he seems to melt even further into you at those words, and you smile, adoring how clearly he adores you.
“Come on, sweetheart,” you say affectionately, kissing Seungcheol's ear before untangling yourself from his embrace. “Let's start remaking the bed then, hm?”
You pull away from his arms, and Seungcheol is staring at you with big eyes, irises all melty soft. And then he nods, smiling slightly, looking like a pleased puppy as he gets off the bed and begins helping you take the covers off the duvets.
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It's unusual for Seungcheol to be so shy like this—normally, he's the one telling you to be more outspoken, more confident, so it's a nice change. You quite like being able to reassure him, gently tell him what to do, praise him and shower him with love in the way that he always does with you.
“So why did you hate the Scandinavian Sleep Method?” you ask him a bit later as the two of you sit in front of the washing machine, watching it spin your bedding round and round. Seungcheol had insisted that you wash all of it right away, because otherwise the two of you were bound to put it off for a whole month.
Your boyfriend shrugs. He watches the bedding get spun in circles again and again and again.
And then, he finally looks at you, clad in your classic two-piece cotton pyjamas, hair all a mess, your face softened and natural now that you've washed up for the night, all ready to go to bed.
You look so pretty like this, so open and comforting and god, Seungcheol had missed you.
Even though he sees you every day. But that's whatever. He's missed being this close with you at night, in this kind of domestic setting, where it's just the two of you pressed close together in your house as the rest of the world sleeps.
“That sleeping arrangement…” he begins quietly, and you look up.
“Hm?”
Seungcheol holds your gaze very seriously as he continues. “It didn't let me hug you.”
You blink. “What?”
“It didn't let me hug you,” he repeats, as serious as ever, and you want to laugh in fondness because it really is that serious for him. “I couldn't cuddle you to sleep. I hated that.”
“Oh,” you say, positively melting away at his reason, so unbelievably in love with him that your heart is goo in your chest. “That's so sweet, Cheol, oh my god.”
You lean over and pinch his cheek, cooing over him, and he bats your hand away with a groan, smiling.
“Go away,” he grumbles, but it's so full of warmth that the words carry no weight whatsoever.
“But then you can't cuddle me in your sleep,” you say, pouting exaggeratedly. “Unless… you don't wanna cuddle me any more?”
You gasp dramatically, leaning away from him for full effect, and then yelp when he grabs you by the waist and pulls you into his side, preventing you from moving away.
“Don't say silly things like that,” he reprimands teasingly, laughter tinging the ends of his words. He kisses your shoulder. “Of course I want to cuddle you. It's the only thing I'll be doing every night from now on.”
“That's awfully cheesy,” you point out. “Sap.”
“It's all your fault.”
“Huh, I suppose it is,” you say proudly, snuggling into your boyfriend. “Glad to know I have such an effect on you.”
Seungcheol sighs, fond, and kisses your shoulder once again. “Oh, if only you knew.”
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𝐵𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑔𝑜: 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑜 𝐺𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑌𝑜𝑢
Warning: flirty talk, spicy vibes, and grown-up stuff. When Bakugo finds out she's inexperienced, he doesn’t judge… okay, he does, but he also volunteers real fast Part two
"Seriously?" Bakugo asked, voice still rough from sleep, like the words scratched his throat from how damn incredulous he was. He propped himself up on one elbow, leaning in just enough to find your face in the shadows of the room, like he needed to see your eyes to actually believe it.
"Never? Like, never never? Not even a little?"
You turned your face away, dodging his gaze like that could somehow save you from the embarrassment. Heat bloomed from your neck to the tips of your ears. You crossed your arms, as if that could shield you from his expression—that dangerous mix of amusement and mischief that always made you feel stupidly vulnerable.
"Why the hell would I lie about that?" you snapped, defensive, curling slightly into yourself. "You think this is funny or what?"
"Nah, nah." Bakugo chuckled low, that raspy tone he used whenever he was about to say something you knew would piss you off. He flopped back onto the couch, head resting beside yours, and his hand—big, warm, sure—slid lazily over your waist, like this conversation wasn't actively setting your brain on fire.
"Shit..." he muttered, still smirking. "You're so fucking pure I feel like a goddamn degenerate just touching you."
You growled at him, like that could erase your existence from the conversation, but he only laughed harder.
"You're telling me you dated three dumbasses and none of them earned a blowjob? I don't know if I should give 'em a medal for being useless or thank 'em for leaving you untouched."
"You're sick," you muttered, a knot forming in your stomach—half nerves, half... something else you really didn't want to name out loud.
"I volunteer as tribute," he said suddenly, with that annoying confidence you hated and loved at the same time, leaning in just enough for his voice to brush against the skin under your ear. His warm breath made your skin prickle. "If you're gonna make your debut, better be with me. I'll train you, grade you, give you a final exam—whatever you need..."
You stared at him, horrified.
"Training?"
He raised an eyebrow, his grin totally out of control now. "Well, if you're gonna bite, better it be me. I’ve got high pain tolerance."
"Katsuki!"
"What? Gotta be ready. First-timers are like puppies—use their teeth for everything."
You covered your face with both hands, half-laughing, half-praying the couch would just open up and swallow you whole.
"No rhythm," he went on, completely unfazed, counting off on his fingers like he was listing groceries. "Forget to use their hands. Swallow air like they're training for a free diving comp. And that's if they don’t gag in the first sixty seconds."
"Shut up!" you laughed.
"You don't have to do it if you don't want to. Ever," he said, his voice dipping into something lower, serious.
You fell silent, caught off guard by the shift. His fingers moved softer now over your waist, more like comfort than teasing. Bakugo could be a dick, yeah. A world-class asshole. But sometimes—with you—he could be sweet, too.
"But if one day you do wanna try..." he smiled again, and his eyebrow arched in that smug way, "you know I’ll take one for the team."
"You're insufferable."
"And yet you’re dying for me."
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Hen and Chimney casually mentioned that Eddie doesn't get flustered. Buck who's sat nearby on his phone doesn't even look up when he offhandedly says 'Yeah, he does.' Hen and Chim look at him dubiously.
'When?' Chim asks.
Buck looks up, now. 'Like all the time.'
'Name one time' Chim challenges.
'I'm with Chim on this one. I've never really seen Eddie flustered.'
Now Buck is the one looking dubious. 'Um, like when...uh...' His mind suddenly goes blank.
'See. You can't even give an example.' Chim gloats.
'Hey, no that's not fair. You put me on the spot.' Buck argues. 'He...like yesterday! He made me a coffee and said he'd already put sugar in it, yeah? And I said that's so sweet of you. And he blushed!'
'Are you sure he was blushing.' Hen asks clearly not buying it.
'Yeah, maybe he was just warm.' Chim counters.
'I'm telling you, he blushed!' Buck exclaims.
Hen and Chimney continue to look at him sceptically.
'Prove it.' Chimney challenges
'What?'
'Prove. It.' Chimney grins.
Buck just stares in disbelief for a moment before he caves. 'Alright, fine. I'll prove it. I'll get him flustered and you can see for yourself.'
This is how Buck ends up making a fool of himself later in the day when they're just finishing up on a call and Eddie is just frowning at him, confused, not at all effected by Bucks lame attempt to get him flustered.
Buck walks back towards Hen and Chimney in defeat. 'We're out on a call, he probably just has his guard up.' Buck defends.
'Uh huh.' is Hen's response to that. Chimney just snaps his gum, grinning.
Buck attempts a cheesy one liner when they're back at the firehouse. This earns him a part way baffled and part way amused chuckle from Eddie when he responds with 'Alright.' looking to Chim and Hen with an ~Are you seeing this?~ expression. Hen and Chim just hide their amusement behind their mugs.
Buck tries a few more times before giving up.
'Fine. You guys were right. Eddie is unflappable. I clearly don't know what I was talking about.'
'Hey, at least it was fun to watch you try.' Chimney teases. Hen smiles in amusement.
And that was that until much later on when Buck is cooking dinner and Eddie is helping. Buck comes up behind Eddie to reach for something over his shoulder and without thinking says 'Man, you smell good!' He turns his head just shy of pressing his nose to Eddie's neck. 'What is that?'
The spatula in Eddie's hand clatters to the floor and in his panic to attempt to catch it he elbows over the salt shaker. A deep red creeps up his neck and settles in his cheeks as he rights the salt shaker. He clears his throat. 'Uh, it's, uh ,the cologne you...um got me for my birthday last year.' Eddie attempts to compose himself and bends down to pick up the spatula.
'Really?' Buck asks surprised and oblivious to Eddie's flustered state leans in for another whiff. There's a THWACK sound and Eddie winces as pain blooms in his knee from where he knocked it against the counter.
Hen and Chimney are staring slack jawed from the couch.
'You were right.' Chimney admits, shell shocked.
'Huh?' Buck lifts his head to look at Chimney and Hen. Eddie also snapping his attention in their direction.
'He does get flustered. So very flustered.' Chim says in a daze. 'Not unflappable. Not unflappable at all...'
Eddie frowns in complete bafflement, his face still beet red. 'What?'
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