#they're taking a selfie if it's hard to tell idk

[tiger-quoll]

[majimasleftasscheek]

Hihi! Do you have any minedai headcanons? (Idk how to write aAAAAA)

hmmm I had to give this a good think cuz I normally don't obsess about them too much (compared to a certain other pair lmao) but here's what I got 👀

*note! gonna be a mix of silly and more realistic ideas. my interpretation of minedai is pretty unserious

Daigo

genuinely enjoys mine's company, as uptight and neurotic it may be. because daigo was given the chairman position, a lot of people don't respect him other than mine so it's nice to hang out with someone who, despite being overly respectful, is kind to him. he feels a lot at ease with mine, able to be more himself n all that. it's not much but it means a lot to daigo

that said, he totally goes out in his casual clothes when able and is still very goth coded. Mine makes intense but silent notes about every little thing in those outfits and thinks it's very cute when there's little details like tiny skulls n things

likes to do go out spontaneously when he can and takes mine along. mine thinks something like that is way too dangerous for a chairman to be doing but daigo confides that he's not worried if mine is with him (with an ulterior motive to loosen the giant stick up mine's ass to get him to live a little). cue mine choking on his heart

I like the idea of daigo being oblivious to mine's obsessive behavior to an extent. he becomes so used to mine's quirks that he writes it off as oh he's just like that lol. but he's not wholly dumb to it. he'll be lowkey flirty and that's when mine's questions daigo's actions like "why is daigo smiling at me? is he sick? I should call an ambulance..."

genuinely has zero idea what type of things mine likes. tho daigo grew up in a bougie type of life and mine currently lives it, he can assume things like fine arts and fancy shit tho personally he removed himself from that sort of thing as he got older (to avoid being anything even close to his dad lol). comparatively, daigo lives more modestly so gift giving is up to guessing but mine accepts literally anything from him and frankly refuses to give him hints as not to place expectations accidentally

likes to spar with mine and was surprised to see that daigo was decently capable of protecting himself and finds his informal style of fighting very charming. he's seen daigo fight before, but it's a bit of a different intensity when it's just to two of them trying their hardest to impress

has a network of friends/allies like kiryu, kashiwagi, etc that mine keeps a closer than needed eye on. daigo does get frustrated that he has to explain he trusts these people wholly and it's often a point of contention between them

very much likes slow days when they can just chill with each other, however that may be. cuddling is prime even if mine gets mad hot and sweaty so daigo keeps a full body towel handy. it's not unusual for daigo to go out of his way to prod mine for reactions as it's the highlight of his day

Mine

definitely has a shrine dedicated to daigo. for funnies: has weird shit like used napkins, articles of hair, etc just funky stuff someone wildin' would keep. realistically I think he'd be a lil more modest - having photos and baubles, typical normie shrine shit

absolutely has a folder on his phone/computer of "selfies" with him and daigo. most of them are just regular photos you'd find in like newspapers, half of them are blurry as hell, and there's a few he's taken himself but poorly done because he did it under a table or something. and of course there's many photos of just daigo, doing all assortment of things from working hard to hardly working

he's caught by daigo occasionally but mine attributes his behavior to "trying to find better phone signal" as he aims it coincidentally at daigo's spikey heeled boots. even when they're together together, he still does this on the sly

insists on paying for everything whenever they're out but with enough convincing, he'll back down and internally melts when daigo tells him he's just happy to have his company. has a habit tho of "making up" for what he didn't pay for such as ordering lunches n things before daigo can refuse

obvs very violently protective of daigo tho avoids being so in front of him as much as possible. it's very common for someone who's spoken ill of daigo to get their ass beat or thrown into the Tokyo Bay some days later. has a network of people dedicated solely to routing out daigo haters

is often confided to by daigo about the stresses of running the clan and it takes a lot out of mine for him to not be cold and calculating with an answer. has had to learn sometimes people just want someone to listen

at first, mine thought such confiding was some limp dick shit but over time realized that daigo never wanted anything out of such confessions which is unexpected. to have someone be so trusting and vulnerable with him is incredibly valuable

would have "sounds of daigo talking about stuff" recorded and sleeps to it every night. be assured clips of daigo sneezing are in there too

if he was in dead souls, he would be going turbo murder throughout the city just to dent the population of zombies that could even potentially get a whiff of daigo's darkness allure™ cologne. if infected, I imagine he'd have the will to remain loyal cuz the power of simp compels him

[enid-rhees]

AKK, OKAY SO IDK IF I ALREADY REQUESTED SUMN LIKE THIS (my memory = shit 💀✋) BUTTTT

Imagine Carl has a sleepover with Enid and reader! They paint eachothers nails, braid Carl's hair (he acts like he hates it, but lowkey loves it heh), take selfies together with a Polaroid camera they found on a run, listen to music on an ipod (they also found on a run), and get high together hehe~

Maybe they play Truth or Dare, and Carl being the lil' shit head he is, dares reader to kiss Enid (they're not dating yet, but it's more than obvious that Enid and reader are crushing HARD on eachother!).

Just some fun teen stuff with our fav holy trinity 🛐💜

(I made this for some inspo for ya' :D!)

THESE TYPES OF STORIES ARE MY FAVVVV THERES SOMETHING ABT THEM THAT ARE JUST SM FUN !!! tysm for requesting :D !!! hope you enjoy 🩷 all these pics are *chefs kiss*

warnings: weed. smoke (and drink) responsibly !!

a/n: hope you all enjoy !! 🫶🏻 got quite a bit of stories coming out within the next week so look out for those :)

music was blaring through the scuffed ipod, the sound filling your entire room. Enid was busy painting your nails while Carl sat in the corner of your bed, reading a comic.

Enid sang along to ‘Bulletproof Love’ by Pierce the Veil as she swiped the brush down onto your nails one more time. “done!” she smiled, lightly fanning your nails with her hands to dry them quicker. she painted them light purple.

“how are you so good at this? i swear i stained the shit out of your fingers.” you asked, taking her hand to compare it to yours. Enid’s skin burned under your touch.

she giggled, “maybe i’m just better than you.” your jaw dropped as you gasped dramatically. “wow, okay.”

“i’m kiddinggggg.” she dragged out, hugging you from behind. a mischievous smile made its way to her lips as she whispered something in your ear. you mirrored that smile and you looked over at Carl.

“oh, Carllll.” you sang. he looked over at the two of you, staring with uncertainty in his eyes. “what are you two planning?” he asked cautiously.

“sit.” Enid instructed, patting the space in front of you and her. “tell me what you’re doing first.” he responded. 

Enid huffed. “can we braid your hair?”

“absolutely not.” he responded, shaking his said profusely. both of you whined, “cmon! just this once, you never let us do anything with your hair.” you pouted.

he shook us head once more. “no!”

you thought for a moment, trying to think of something you could easily bribe him with. “you can have a whole joint to yourself.” you said.

“deal.” he answered immediately. you rolled your eyes playfully as he sat in front of you guys, taking a joint from the bag of the hundreds you had.

Enid started to brush through his hair as you gathered hair ties and a few clip-ins for his hair. “if you’re gonna sit in my room during a girls night, you need to commit to it!” you told Carl.

“yeah, yeah. whatever, just get it over with.” he told you. you separated his hair into three sections and started to overlap them, creating the braid pattern.

Enid nudged your shoulder, holding up a joint. you nodded as you added one butterfly clip into the top of the braid. she lit the joint and took a few hits first before she held it up to your lips.

she watched you take into your lips, take a hit while also exhaling the smoke through the other side of your mouth as you worked on Carl’s hair. a blush made it’s way to her cheeks while she watched you.

“done!” you exclaimed. “see? didn’t even take me five minutes.” you handed him a hand mirror and pushed him over to the one that hung on your wall.

Carl turned around with the mirror so he could see the braid. his eyes widened, “you added butterfly clips?!” he screeched.

you and Enid bursted into laughter, holding onto each for for stabilization. “it’s cute!” you defended through your laughter.

“you’re both evil.” he said, pointing between the two of you. you shrugged, “you agreed to do it.”

“i didn’t agree to the butterfly clips!” he retorted. “can i please take this braid out?” he whined. you and Enid turned to each other, “i don’t know. Enid… should we let him?” you asked in a teasing tone.

Enid looked up at the ceiling like she was pretending to think. “okay, listen!” he exclaimed. “i have an idea. the two of you play one round of truth or dare and i’ll come up with either one, and if you do it, you have to let me take this braid out.”

“deal.” you said at the same time. “sit on the bed.” he instructed. you both took a seat back on the bed.

“Enid, truth or dare?”

“dare.” she said immediately. a devilish smile spread across his lips. he looked between the two of you before speaking up.

“Enid, i dare you to kiss Y/N.”

your heart felt like it stopped beating as those words fell out of Carl’s lips. you’ve had a crush on Enid for too long, and Carl knew that. you would lay upside down on his bed, ranting about how cute she looked that day, how her laugh was infectious, and all you wanted was to kiss her all day and be able to call her yours.

you told him it was impossible for Enid to like you back. someone as smart, or as beautiful as her could never like someone like you.

Enid’s face flushed red as she turned to you. your heart was now about to explode. but then she smiled, and leaned in, connecting your lips with hers.

it didn’t even feel real, and it took you a moment to kiss her back. she put a hand on the back of your head, and her touch brought you back to reality.

she pulled away after a short while, smiling at you while she breathed for air.

“god! fucking finally. i only said that so i could finally stop the whining from you two! both of you just blabbering on and on about how you can’t possibly like the other. i had to put that shit to an end!” Carl suddenly yelled, taking the braid apart as he did so.

you stared at him, dumbfounded. “you… planned that the entire time?” he nodded, “yes. and my work here is done.”

you and Enid turned to each other again, not knowing what to say or think. you broke out in laughter, causing Enid to start laughing as well. she leaned in once more, pressing a short kiss to your lips.

“okay- that doesn’t give you the pass to make out in front of me, alright? i just had to stop the whining and that’s it.”

“listen i’m gonna go shower, if i come back and you’re sucking on each others faces, you’re both dead.” he warned, leaving without another word.

“so…” you trailed off, “you like me, eh?” you asked, nudging her shoulder teasingly. she blushed, “more like love, but yeah. guess we both ranted to Carl about our crush on each other.”

“poor guy. had to deal with our constant whining.” you laughed. you scooted closer to her to where your thighs touched.

“how long did you have a crush on me?” Enid asked you. “since the day we arrived in Alexandria.” you responded immediately. it was an easy question, the first time you saw her, you were entranced. “what about you?”

“the same. i can’t believe we both waited this long.” she answered. Enid leaned in once more, pressing her lips to yours.

this was the closest to heaven you’d ever get, her lips on yours.

you kissed back, tangling your fingers into her hair. you weren’t sure if it was the haziness you felt from the weed, or maybe even her kiss, but you couldn’t get enough of her. your skin ignited under her touch.

when she pulled away, both of you were breathing heavily. “i don’t think i’ll ever be able to get enough of kissing you.” you admitted. “me either.”

Enid picked up the beaten up polaroid camera from your bedside table and held it in front of you two. she suddenly kissed your cheek, and then snapped a photo. the picture slid out of the camera and she pulled it out, shaking it until the picture appeared.

“cute.” she giggled. “how much film is left in this?”

you scratched your head, “quite a bit. i found some more a while back.” she smiled, “good. cause we’re using them. wanna light two joints for us?”

you took two out of the bag and lit each of them. Enid held up the camera again as you both put the joints between your lips, and snapped the picture. she took it out of the camera and placed it on your table.

“smile.” she said suddenly, even thought you had the joint in your mouth. she took the picture and smiled to herself when it came out, “i’ll be keeping that.”

you shook your head and laughed. “what was that for?” she shrugged, “you looked cute.” she answered simply. Enid placed the camera back on your table and laid down on your bed. you laid next to her.

Enid backed up until she was completely pressed against you. you wrapped an arm over her stomach and laid your head in her neck. “god, this is so comfortable.” you groaned, “you’re staying the night. i do not care if Maggie gets mad, you’re staying here.”

she giggled, “that sounds perfect.” Enid picked up the camera once more, snapping a quick photo of the position you two are in. “we’re so cute,” she mumbled when the picture slid out.

you hummed in agreement, feeling yourself getting sleepy. you were so comfortable holding Enid like this, you decided this is what you want to do for the rest of your life.

“tired?” she asked. you nodded, and Enid turned over so she was now facing you. she laid her head in your neck, and her legs tangled with yours. “wanna sleep?”

you nodded again. Enid lifted her head up slightly and connected your lips. you sleepily kissed her back. when she pulled away, she placed one kiss on your head and laid her head back down in your neck.

“goodnight, girlfriend.”

you chuckled, bringing your head down slightly to kiss hers as well. “goodnight, girlfriend.”

after a few minutes, both of you were fast asleep. Carl walked back into your room, drying his long hair with a towel. he was about to speak until he noticed the two of you sleeping peacefully in your bed, arms and legs tangled with each other. he laughed quietly and shook his head, turning your light off before leaving your room and closing the door behind him.

[akookminsupporter]

This question has always bugged me a little That why jikook???

What i mean is since the beginning we know how they came closer over the time and it wasn't a sudden change but a process of spending time together, getting to know each other, being their for e/o, trying to understand one another etc.

So since beginning there's more of jimin nd jungkook "official" content than any other duo like we all know during their trainee days jungkook was mostly close with taehyung nd not only trainee days but the yrs after it too. But when he got asked which is the hyung who gives him the most comfort then his reply was "during trainee days hobi hyung took care of me but after debuting I'm spending more time with jm Hyung so he's the one who gives him most comfort, and jm buys him lots of food" he said the same thing when asked similar question in another time. so if he's this close to taehyung then why jimin?? Was it because he simply wanted to show gratitude towards jimin's gestures?? He said he plays hard to get with jimin but he likes jimin.

Jungkook has had the most lives with jimin after their debut so my question again is if he was close to taehyung or any other hyung nd disliked jm according to some ppl then again why jimin?? Why not go live with other members?? We usually do these things with ppl who we are most buddy buddy so if he was not close to jm according to armys nd all so why jm??

Jimin's being called as "jungkook's favourite model" multiple times in their subtitles means atleast the comapny knows he's the one jk films the most nd we all have seen them asking jk the same question too nd even the staff who's worked with them has said the same thing that it's either they're taking selfies or jk's filming jm. So if he ranks last in jk's list of handsome members why jimin is the one who's being called as jk's fav model??

Since beginning jm nd jk have more dance nd song covers than anyone else. Maybe it's cause they're main-lead duo so the comapny might want to push then like that but I'm sure the comapny wouldn't stop any other pair to release something together right? So if they're free to do what they want with whichever members they want then again why jimin? Why he's the one in most of jk's content??(even tho jihope the two main dancers we still have jikook dancing covers more than jihope)

His first ever GCF the start of something new in his artist life is also with jm...

If according to certain fandom taehyung is jungkook's safe place then why is jimin the one who's always besides jk than tae? Why jimin? Why not your safe place???

What I'm trying to say is there's so many theories of ppl saying jm nd jk weren't close with each other in the beginning which might be true too idk cause i still remember when they asked jk if he likes jm 3 members voted NO so idk bro...BUT if they weren't close then why i see jk with jm more than anyone else?? If uncomfortable then why is he the first one to reach out to you when you were feeling alone talking to a camera (BTS's story book scene ). Like why does he knows you more than anyone else? Why he can sense you're not feeling good without anyone telling him nd he's right there for you???

I'm trying to show contrast with how ppl downgrades their bond but everything we have seen shows nd tells some different story...i wasn't here during early yrs so idk much about their bonds but still...

Opinions.

[aspecpplarebeautiful]

Hi can I have some advice?? In a little bit of a pickle rn.

So basically, I identify as aroace (like no attraction whatsoever end of both spectrums). My best friend, who we'll call S for the sake of making it easier, is somewhere on the spectrum (I don't remember where rn but it's not very important to the story). We have a mutual friend, A, who is allo. The three of us have been friends since around 3rd grade, and have gotten a lot closer due to sharing more classes over the past year or so. They're both lovely people.

Now, the problem arose a few days ago, when we were riding back from somewhere we'd gone for S's birthday together. It was cold, and because of where we'd gone I'd dressed up in a cape. So I put my arm and the cape over A's shoulder, so he wasn't cold and also because it was kinda funny. We joked around, I sent a selfie of us to the gc the three of us have captioned "No Hetero" (because I'm female and A's male, it was meant to be an adaptation of "No Homo"). All normal things.

Later that night, when I'm at home, S sends me this text:

"Hey uh

I don't want you to tell [A] or make hints bout it or anything

But he likes you now"

We talked, she told me that she told him I'm aroace (which, while technically outing me, I didn't mind because I trust them both and I'd sent the flag in the gc that night so he would've figured it out with a quick google search anyways), and said she'd tried her best to explain. Meanwhile, A is texting me saying that he's sad (I'd asked how he was doing after he asked me), and responding "I found out something really disappointing and discouraging abt a friend" and saying that "it's really private, sorry" when I pressed for more. Which I'm almost 100% sure is about me.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I love them both (/p) and I don't want our relationship to change at all. And so far it hasn't, but I can tell A's more down than usual now. I don't want to break my promise about talking about it to S, beside I don't really want to discuss it unless I have to and A doesn't know I know, but I also don't want to feel like I'm walking on eggshells. I'm so scared of losing my friendships to romance, and this just happened in the middle of a really big and stressful life event for me.

So far things are staying the same, and I'm really hopeful it continues that way. But I'm also very aware that we'll probably have to talk about it at some point, because it has definitely shifted our relationship, at least internally.

Idk, something about knowing that a friend had/has a crush on me completely changes my worldview. Before I was scared of losing friends because society has made us believe that friends and family are second to s/o. And while I do still fear that, I just realized that it's actually possible for this to happen where I'm the "s/o", and after someone gets rejected or breaks up, it's not common (at least in media) to see them just chilling as friends again.

So, yeah. That's the situation, if anyone has any sort of advice, I would be very grateful.

-Raven (signing in case of future updates)

These situations are definitely complicated. It does sound like A developed some feelings and is disappointed those feelings can't be reciprocated. Even though no one did anything wrong, it can still be hard to deal with a situation like this. I'd recommend taking your cues from A. So for example if A pretended that it wasn't the situation with you he was disappointed by, I'd take that as a sign he doesn't currently want to talk about it. But there may come a time in the future he does want to discuss it, or does want to talk about you being aroace, and I'd talk about it then. Sometimes people need a bit of time to deal with hurting feelings, and sometimes when that hurt subsides a bit, they may or may not want to talk and clear the air.

Similarly, sometimes in these situations, the person who caught feelings may want a bit of space to deal with those feelings. If this happens, it doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't want to be friends anymore, so don't panic. And give him whatever space he asks for, but make it clear you still care a lot about him.

Situations like these are going to be more up to A how things turn out, but the best thing you can do to preserve the friendship is just keep being A's friend. Be there for him, listen to him, etc.

Beware treating media like real life. I know of lots of real life examples where someone caught feelings for someone that weren't reciprocated, or dated someone and they broke up, and they stayed friends. These things depend a lot more on individual personality and what kind of dynamic the people involved have than anything else. And when rejection comes because the other person just isn't attracted to their gender, while it's not 100%, people do tend to be forgiving because it's not personal at all.

Remember too that you didn't do anything in this particular situation. You didn't cause him to be attracted to you, it's all just chance. And I'm sure A recognizes that too, so be careful you're not beating yourself up at all over this. Just do your best to be a supportive friend, and I think that's really all you can do in these types of situations.

All the best and good luck, Anon!

[evil8keta]

got any general headcanons for each tf2 merc? :D

miscellaneous tf2 mercs headcanons

SCOUT

- transgender asf

- uses terrible pick up lines and invites his dates to fast food restaurants and yet he's wondering why he can't pull any girls

- looks approachable but in reality you really don't wanna deal with this guy, he's a menace. doesnt matter if you're his friend or not, he'll backstab you for money (literally, of course)

- has an energy drink addiction. gets really snappy when he doesnt get his 5 cans of bonk atomic punch a day

- HATES silence, it stresses him out so he likes to put on some music whenever he can. it helps him focus and overall scout just prefers to have some sort of background noise while doing literally anything. the only problem is that he likes his music loud. like, the whole house is shaking kind of loud. the other mercenaries hate him for this, because when they tell him to quiet it down, he instead turns the volume all the way up like the little shit he is❤️ the only way to make scout turn it off is to fight him. it isnt that difficult to beat him up, but it's still annoying to go through all of this yknow

SOLDIER

- developed a hearing difficulty during his time in the war. if you're wondering if his bad hearing is the reason why he yells all the time, then no. he was always yelling like that

- keeps bringing random stray animals to the base. the others told him many times that NO, he can't just bring in wild animals whenever he wants to! medic literally fainted the last time soldier wanted to sneak a possum into the base. not gonna lie tho, it's pretty wholesome watching soldier "train" some random field rodents. they bite him and hiss at him, but soldier sees that as a sign of their resilience and love for fighting so all he does is watch them with a big smile on his face. he even praises them with stuff like "GOOD JOB RECRUITS! I AM SO PROUD!"

- has a very strict sleeping routine and always manages to get a perfect 8 hours of sleep. he doesn't even use an alarm, he just knows when to fall asleep and when to wake up and does so on command. also soldier looks very funny in his sleepwear. he wears a night gown and a big nightcap that covers his eyes

- evil autism

PYRO

- idk what mental illnesses pyro has to but oh boy there's definetely something very wrong with them

- their room is very.....interesting. on one side there's cute plushies and glow in the dark stickers. on the other side there's scorched furniture and -- oh my god are those human bones?!

- theyre like those slashers that take pictures of their victims. pyro hangs these gruesome photos of people dying on the walls of their room, but to them it's just cute selfies with their bffs 😼😼

- they sometimes bring their teammates body parts or organs of the enemies as a gift. kinda like how cats bring their owners dead animals. this is literally pyro's love language

- i have one joke headcanon about pyro and it's that they're not a human. pyro is actually just 20 frogs in a hazmat suit carrying a flamethrower

HEAVY

- literally the most reliable person on the team. he's super nice and friendly and polite and kind and very very caring......ok can you guys tell im biased towards him

- the opposite of scout. heavy looks very intimidating so it's hard to approach him at first but if you start talking to him you soon realize hes very nice to talk to :) awesome dude to just chill and eat sandwiches with

- bookworm!! his room is filled with a bunch of different books, most of them being in russian but he has some foreign ones too. i think heavy is very smart but it's just that his broken english makes him appear kinda dumb. he struggles with processing english sentences and pronunciation. that's why he speaks so simple and slow

- if you ask heavy if he is medic's wife he says yes, if you ask medic if heavy is his wife he says no. its up to you to decide who's lying

DEMOMAN

- talks in his sleep. like a LOT. dude will literally recite to u the periodic table during his 20 minute nap

- even more patriotic than soldier,which is saying a lot. has a bunch of pictures of scotland around his room and probably even wears underwear with the flag of scotland. he's literally like the embodiment of the guy yelling SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!

- demo feels insecure about his drinking habit. like usually he doesnt think too much about it, but sometimes he really feels ashamed of himself for being an alcoholic. his mood gets very sour on these days, so to feel better he reaches for another bottle of scrumpy to forget about his worries.....and the cycle continues

- often looses parts of his body due to working with bombs and other explosive stuff. honestly i have no idea what these guys would even do without medic

ENGINEER

- whenever it's his turn to cook for the base he's like "alright boys get ready to get blown away" and then it's just another barbecue. not gonna lie though, his food is delicious. the mercs gave him an apron saying king of the grill

- loves fishing!! and yea he unironically wears those women love me fish fear me shirts whenever he goes fishing. he genuinely thinks it's stylish

- invents random shit for fun. he spends most of his time alone in his workshop so who knows what weird things he's making. most of the time his personal little inventions are practical stuff, maybe something like an automatic beer opener or a toaster that never burns the bread. but he's definetely making something more, something bigger. idk what it is but maybe i dont even want to know

- has a really strange sense of humor. you can tell him the funniest joke ever with the most genius punchline known to mankind and hes gonna look at you with a blank expression, uttering a confused "...wha", but show him a picture of a chicken in shoes and hes gonna burst out laughing. oh engineer you would have loved 21st century humor

MEDIC

- has like 12 mental illnesses. yes he's aware of all of those. and YES he chooses to ignore his symptoms and doesn't take any medication

- he did loose his medical license, but that's because he kept experimenting on his patients. he still does that, except now he's actually allowed to do it (well, not really). but other than that he's still quiet skilled in his field and his abilities are nothing but impressive

- a total drama queen. also he's pretty germaphobic for a guy that digs his hands in someone's guts for a living

- loves his birds so much. he forgot their names, so now he calls them all archimedes. he loves taking care of them and doesnt trust any of the mercs with his birds. but heavy is an exception, heavy can feed them :)

SPY

- gets even LESS bitches than scout does. LITERAL ZERO!! he miraculously pulled scout's ma but ever since then the man had a catastrophically low amount of bitches. maybe it's because of the balaclava he never washes

- horrible, horrible man. he can be responsible and polite but only if it's beneficial for him, other than that he's pretty rude to everyone he meets. he's respectful towards women tho, but that's basic standards

- spy is the inventor of your mom jokes. it's true, he told me himself

- don't tell anyone but spy loves romantic comedies. however he thinks liking romcoms is like the most embarrassing thing ever and really doesn't want anyone to think he's sappy like that, but in reality most of his teammates know he's a hopeless romantic and they really don't care

- is the best cook on the team, but very rarely makes food for the others. he always complains about how everyone else's food is bad and how only his food is digestable, but he never cooks himself. the only way to get him into the kitchen is to do something nice for him in return. smh

SNIPER

- neurodivergent asf

- ok so you know how some introverts dont like to approach others so they just stare at the person they want to talk to until theyre noticed? well yea sniper does that. like sure he could just go and talk to someone directly but why do that when he can just. stare ominously

- bird enjoyer!! brings medic's doves little treats when the doctor isnt looking

- has a VERY quetionable diet. he's like those dudes on youtube that eat moss and bugs and talk about how nutritial it is. sniper is used to staying long periods of time outside, so he's used to any and all challenges the wildlife can offer. he may look scrawny, but he totally wrestled an alligator at some point in his life (and won)

- he's the team's exterminator. if there's a spider in the base sniper puts it in a jar and releases it outside <3

[keefsteef]

AIN'T TALKIN BOUT LOVE - EP. 1

Citizens of Vanhalenville, WELCOME to Ain't Talkin Bout Love - a pile of rambling that I'm pretending is my podcast, where we talk about ANYTHING but love for our creatures 👺

Just kidding... obviously I love them down lmaooo. This'll be a lighthearted situation type deal. To get this disclaimer out the way, I am not anti David anti Sammy or anti Gary, I'm pro them all, so if I happen to be ripping into Samuel (which I will be 🤣,)that is not a testimony of me believing in David superiority blah blah blah, they're all gonna GET THE SMOKE if necessary. (Especially DAVID 🤣)

🙄. The fact I even have to disclaim that makes me chuckle but you know how it e-is , you always get a select few that suddenly possess all-knowing oracle powers and can tell you who you hate or don't hate 🔥🧠🔥‼️

ANYWAY let's get this shitshow on the road, hello I'm Raeyeon, call me Rae...or if calling me keefsteef tickles your tingle fine🤩... whatever works🤩...

TODAY, we'll be chatting about one of the possible reasons for the notorious "Alexander doesn't speak to Samuel" ordeal that quite frequently makes blog cameos in the form of some snarky joke. But really, it's hard to chuckle at as a citizen of alexanderopolis, because that just means he'll keep hiding from us 😭 kiss seeing him playing drums in the sun GOODBYE, BELOVED...

So to briefly recap it if you aren't aware, Samuel wants to do a reunion (yes, I know without Edward it'd be extremely bittersweet, but nonetheless still a nice tribute) but Mr. Alexander Arthur Van Halen is NOT DOWN FOR IT, and will not return any emails or calls.

I know we can easily put grieving at responsibility for this,which at this point I'm sure is the case, but correct me if I'm wrong, Samuel hadn't been keeping in contact with Alexander even when Edward was still around. I knowwww obviously the drama over the leaving of the band has a huge role, but here are MY PERSONAL SPECULATIONS 😩‼️

Samuel, beloved...I'm not delusional enough to think you'd read this, but talking in the pov that you are...there's plainly things you KEEP TO YOURSELF when you expect to keep a friendship.

The majority of us are probably aware of his book called RED where he spills tea (a bit too much tea in my opinion 😩) and what not, the extreme of it regarding Edward and his drug usage. I also saw the way he went about it to be quite insensitive, it almost felt like a haha let's laugh at this crackhead type of storytelling than a "gee eddies far gone and I feel bad".

I'm SURE he meant it to be more of a feel bad situation, but he's human, humans fuck up and make mistakes.

This was a big fuck up lmaooo. We KNOW Alexander loves his brother, and I personally think that he's well enough of a grown man to not hold a silly grudge over leaving...quitting... kicking out, whatever drama. (I've already shared my THOUGHTS on that fiasco 😭)

I think he's refusing to contact Samuel, because he's probably hurt about the way he aired Edward out.

I would be too. I wouldn't want to talk to anyone that seemed to kick my blood when they were down. Samuel is an INTELLIGENT MAN, so every time I hear him go "lol idk why he won't call me back"

BELOVED 👺👺👺👺🔪🔪🔪🔪, DON'T ACT DENSE!

Obviously...I am a stranger and obviously this is my observative opinion, Samuel could've apologized to Alexander already and in Taurus fashion he pulled a "forgiveness granted, trust and friendship denied" move, but if that's not the case...

SAAAAMMMUELLLLL needs to stop trying to force a music reunion, and instead needs to invite Alexander to Cabo and talk things out man to man. (And maybe take selfies for vanhalenville 😩😩🤩💅🏽🤪)

Neither of them are getting any younger, and it just saddens me to think of the possibility they'll never talk again. But yeah, I see that Samuel has quite the tendency to enjoy opening his mouth and sharing stories...but he really needs to have a bit more awareness about the type of stories he shares.

I'm sure there's things to talk about without getting all down and dirty and personal. Take notes from Michael Anthony 😩‼️

Anyway...this was quite a WAY TO KICK OFF WASN'T IT 🤣. I've been wanting to have a little chitter chatter about this for the longest time, but I wanted to sort of establish myself as a blog first so I wouldn't get "you hate Sammy" accusations 😭

I loooove Mr. Red Rockers curly headed self, but he for real needs to quit playing these games and make things right. An apology, if he's already given it, means nothing when you continue to do what you apologized for.

THANKS FOR TUNING IN 🤩❤️, NEXT we'll talk about Mr. Diamond David Gigolo Tarzan Atomic Punk Whoever Whatever Lee Roth!

I've got some interesting things to expand on about him...word in the STREETS is on the 1978 tour, he was really just a cute cozy little bookworm and all that hooping blabber mouth persona was just that... A persona.

MUAH!

[chloexwilliams]

. MEET CHLOE WILLIAMS

THREADS | MUSINGS | MIRROR

[ ryan destiny, cisfemale, she/her ] - was that chloe williams i saw by the lighthouse today? i heard that the thirty year old who has been in nightrest for her whole life and works as a model/owner of naiad boutique has a reputation of being ambitious, but also blunt. they reside in ashmore & people in town usually associate them with sketches, fabrics strewn around, a closet of heels, and selfies. let’s hope the killer doesn’t go after them next.

Chloe was born and raised in Nightrest, her parents settling there when they found out they were expecting. The early years of her childhood were full of laughter and love. Their home was always filled with music either from her father playing guitar, her mother on the piano, or young Chloe trying to join in with her singing. She loved her childhood growing up with her cousins in the same town made the place even more special.

What Chloe never anticipated was to question everything the day her mother up and left, no goodbye and a measly apology note. To say it wrecked her father was an understatement and Chloe felt the need to be strong not just for him but for the both of them. She became hardened, if it wasn't her father or cousins she didn't care. A lot of her friends grew tired of her attitude and anger and her circle grew even smaller.

She worked hard to excel in school though her passions lied in fashion. She started a blog cataloguing outfits she wore and pieces she made and as the rise of social media grew so too did Chloe's presence online. She was scouted to do a few photoshoots for campaigns in Boston while she was taking classes. That led to the next opportunity and then the next. She did finish school with a business degree but wouldn't use it as her modelling career took off.

Chloe loved this path and had big dreams about starting her own fashion line that seemed more and more possible. She met a man who loved her drive and almost rivalled it which she found attractive. When their hookups became more and more frequent she found herself catching feelings. The moment she brought up taking things seriously between them was when she found out he was married. Always the one trying to stay out of drama Chloe found herself right in the middle of it. The relationship continued with promises of divorce and sweet talk bringing her down. A year of inconsistencies and lies Chloe finally cut it off, hating the feeling of being the other woman and worse hating herself for being so naive.

As she settled back into a routine, serious about starting her line and scouting for shop space she got a call. The news of her father's stroke had her returning home without another thought. She was back in the town she'd grown up in a place she never saw herself opening up shop. She became her father's primary care taker and didn't tell anyone about his health.

headcanons/connections

Chloe opened up Naiad Boutique to keep herself busy and has been avoiding long lasting relationships given her history.

She's pretty active on Instagram and has brand deals continue on there, has asked friends and strangers alike to take her photo!

She's a good cook but rarely has people over unless they're really close

idk honestly she's open for any and all connects! can be bratty and annoying but when she cares, she cares deep!

gif credit

[biggjoonie]

I dont really have any character preference but one of them being immobile and online dating and not telling the person they're even fat and then they meet do meet and the thin one is really into it

thank you for this prompt, I did immobile namjoon and skinny seokjin :3c

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Being immobile makes putting yourself out there a bit difficult. That's putting it lightly.

It's not that Namjoon hates his lifestyle, in fact he's quite fond of it. He loves lying in bed all day, being confined to the large mattress that he's starting to overflow. He loves seeing how massive he is, loves feeling every inch of fat that he's put on his own body. Luckily, he lives with his best friend, Hoseok, who is very willing to help and take care of him, but that's about all the human interaction he gets.

It's incredibly lonely being immobile.

Namjoon truly appreciates Hoseok, loves talking to him, but he wants something more. He wants someone to cuddle him, kiss him, love him... he wants so hold someone's hand so damn bad, is that too much to ask for?

"Why don't you create an online dating profile?" Hoseok asks one day. They're sitting in Namjoon's room (of course), eating dinner. Or, well, Hoseok is eating dinner, Namjoon is on his sixth meal of the day that could probably feed a whole family.

Namjoon sighs, "you think anyone would really want to date me?" He asks, glancing at all the bulging fat. Would anyone besides Hoseok want this type of responsibility.

Hoseok lightly punches Namjoon with a scowl on his face, "of course! Anyone would be lucky to date you! You're a hit!"

Namjoon blushes, "but...I—I can barely move, Hoseok. Why would someone want to take care of that?" He stuffs more fatty food into his mouth.

"Listen," Hoseok says as he rolls his eyes, "some people are into that!" He goes quiet for a moment and then looks at Namjoon sympathetically, "you don't have to do it, but I think you should."

And that's where that conversation ends.

Namjoon thinks about it for days. He dreams about it, it's all that's on his mind.

Finally, he concludes that he's going to do it. Namjoon finds a dating website, puts in all his information, but then it comes to the profile pictures. He tries taking a selfie, but every time he goes to review the picture he can't help but think about all the people who would turn him down. There's no doubting his size, he can't hide it at all.

So, instead of using a new picture, he goes years and years back into his camera roll.

Namjoon used to be incredibly muscular, he used to workout every day and eat all the right foods...it's been ten years since the picture he's staring at. Namjoon has gained 600 pounds in ten years, he realizes. On one hand, that's incredibly hot. But on the other, that's incredibly anxiety inducing as he selects that and a couple other pictures for his display photos. There's definitely a little bit of chub in the photos, that first one was a couple months into the start of his gaining journey. However...compared to where he is now, the pictures make him look like a twig.

"Whatever," Namjoon mutters, "it's not like this'll work anyway." So he clicks the "create profile" button, puts his phone down, and yells for Hoseok to order them some food.

The next morning, to Namjoon's surprise, he wakes up to a message from someone on the dating app.

He feels cold, clicking on the message.

It's from a guy named Seokjin, and unfortunately for Namjoon, Seokjin is incredibly hot.

He gulps as he reads the message.

Seokjin

hey! so I see you like cooking!

That was a lie. Namjoon has never been good at cooking and can't get to the kitchen to even attempt it anymore. The truth is that he likes eating other people's cooking. Everything about this profile is a lie.

Namjoon

haha...actually I just like eating other people's cooking. idk why I put that on my profile, I can't cook at all.

At least he can be truthful about one thing.

The response comes almost immediately.

Seokjin

🤣🤣

hard to believe that with a body like that you aren't cooking for yourself!

that's okay though, I really like cooking :) maybe I can teach you

Namjoon sighs. He can't be taught because he's too fat to move.

Namjoon

haha maybe :) what kind of stuff do you like to cook?

Seokjin

hmm... tough question.... I like cooking a lot of things

I really like deep frying food but you might not be into that

you look like you live off salad and grilled chicken

Namjoon nearly gags, he can't remember the last time he willingly ate any of that.

Namjoon

I love deep fried food! just because I'm fit doesn't mean I can't indulge every once and awhile haha

I've been indulging more than I should recently tbh...

Seokjin

oooo someone's cheating on their diet!!!! gonna get fat if you keep doing that!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm jk, you can eat whatever you want :)

Namjoon

haha yeah I have been cheating a bit....pics definitely aren't that accurate anymore

Namjoon can't help but think about how Seokjin probably thinks he means 10-20 pounds inaccurate, not 600.

Seokjin

that's ok

you can do what you want with your body!! you have my full support if you don't want to eat rabbit food for the rest of your life

Namjoon chuckles. He's in trouble.

A couple months pass, Namjoon has been talking to Seokjin daily. They have gotten to know each other incredibly well, which is eating away at Namjoon. Seokjin will ask him to send pictures, and Namjoon has to keep going way back to find older pictures. Luckily, they do often talk about Namjoon cheating on his diet, so the pictures don't have to be a consistent weight. That doesn't make Namjoon feel any less guilty, though. A couple times, Seokjin as asked to meet up and Namjoon has to keep making up excuses. That he has to work, or he doesn't have a ride (he can't use that anymore, Seokjin always offers to pick him up), or he has other plans.

It sucks because...well...Namjoon thinks he likes Seokjin. The stress hasn't done anything for Namjoon's gut either. He's been eating even more than usual, he would be surprised if he's piled on another 80 pounds since they started talking. He definitely feels heavier, definitely feels the bed creaking even more than usual. Lately, he hasn't been able to stop imagining Seokjin feeding all this food to him.

God, he wants that so bad it hurts.

Every day he thinks about coming clean. If he wants to continue with Seokjin then he will need to eventually. There's so much doubt in Namjoon's head, that Seokjin will think he's disgusting, will immediately block him, will laugh at him. Seokjin has never showed any signs of this, in fact he's extremely supportive and encouraging every time Namjoon says he's eating something unhealthy. There's a little sliver in Namjoon's mind that Seokjin might be okay with this...but not enough of a sliver to cancel out the doubt.

A couple more months, a couple more pounds, and a truckload of feelings pass. Namjoon and Seokjin have moved onto phone calls. They're always talking to each other and Namjoon wonders what Seokjin thinks of the constant heavy breathing. Namjoon is always out of breath, that's just something that comes with being his size, but Seokjin never mentions it.

"Listen, Joonie," Seokjin says one day, it sounds a bit sad. "I really like you and just...I need to meet you."

Namjoon's blood runs cold, "oh, um—"

"I know you'll make up some excuses so...if you don't feel the same way, then you have to tell me now."

"I do!" Namjoon immediately says, "I do feel the same way! I'm just," he sighs, "I'm just nervous about meeting you..."

"Why's that?"

Namjoon hesitates, "what if I'm not what you expect?"

"What do you mean?" Seokjin asks.

"Like...I'm not as muscular as when you first saw my pictures..."

Seokjin chuckles, "so what, you've put on a bit of weight? I've told you I don't care, that's just more room for my cooking."

Namjoon blushes, he definitely has plenty of room for Seokjin's cooking. He lightly jiggles his belly, closing his eyes and imagining Seokjin doing it.

"Is that really what's stopped you from meeting me?"

Namjoon doesn't answer, he feels so embarrassed now.

"Joonie!" Seokjin yells, laughing.

"Whaaaat?" He whines.

"You're such a dork!"

Namjoon sighs, "I know..." And then after a moment, "you should come over...we can meet."

They agree on next week around dinner time. When Namjoon tells Hoseok, his best friend is ecstatic, he won't stop going on about how excited and happy he is for Namjoon.

"Shit," Namjoon curses, "that means I'll need to find clothes that, y'know, actually fit."

Hoseok laughs, "Namjoon, I'm sure they don't make your size. What does your 8XL even look like on you now?"

8XL really is the last time Namjoon bought any clothes, huh...he's just been wearing bedsheets since he outgrew it.

"I dunno," Namjoon says, "find it."

Namjoon doesn't have many clothes anymore so Hoseok finds it easily. It looks huge right next to his skinny best friend but Namjoon can guess how it fits. He struggles to lift up his heavy arms and Hoseok helps slide it on. He can feel how tight it'll be around his arms already, and when it goes over his head it nearly chokes him with how huge his double chin is. Namjoon manages to lean forward so Hoseok can pull the shirt down but it doesn't go far. It barely goes past the dome of his belly.

"Doesn't help that we just ate," Namjoon chuckles.

"You really think that would have helped?" Hoseok deadpans.

"No," Namjoon sighs, "guess it's this and a bedsheet that isn't disgusting."

The day finally comes and Namjoon has been a nervous wreck. Which means he's been eating all day and the shirt won't even go over the dome of his belly anymore, now it's just a pathetic bra that chokes him. He's been wearing it since he tried it on, it was too tiresome to take off and he didn't want to go through the hassle of putting it on again so it has gathered a fair share of stains. But this is him. He's showing Seokjin the real him.

Namjoon stares at how his gut expands. He's so huge, so massive, you can barely see any of the bed under him anymore. He starts caressing his belly, feeling up the rolls and stretch marks, thinks about Seokjin doing it, Seokjin kissing his belly, fingering his belly button—there's a knock at the door.

"I'll get it!" Hoseok yells. Of course he'll get it, Namjoon hasn't been able to get it for a couple years now.

Namjoon takes a deep breath as he hears Seokjin's voice, greeting Hoseok and saying he's heard so much about him. Then there are steps approaching his room and well...

There Seokjin is.

Standing in the doorway.

Eyes wide.

Mouth open.

Face completely red.

Namjoon waves sheepishly, "I'm Namjoon."

Seokjin takes a step into the room, eyes gliding up and down Namjoon's body. "Seokjin."

He feels a bit self-conscious, all his rolls and fat on display. There's not much he can cover up, he dropped his sheet earlier. "I...I hope you're not mad."

It takes a moment for Seokjin to respond but eventually he chokes out, "I'm not mad! Just—surprised!" He looks so flushed, like a tomato, it's cute. Seokjin truly doesn't look upset, just flustered, it gives Namjoon butterflies.

"You can sit if you want! I asked Hoseok to order us some food so it'll be here soon," Namjoon attempts to move so there's more space for Seokjin to sit but it's a bit pathetic. The tiny movement knocks the breath out of him and all his fat jiggles as he settles.

Seokjin approaches slowly before taking a seat. He fits well in the small area Namjoon left for him, he's so skinny.

"I'm sorry for lying..." Namjoon admits, "I didn't think anyone would want to talk to me if I showed them, well," he gestures to his fat, "this."

Seokjin frowns, "I still would have talked to you, I still think you're hot."

Namjoon smiles sheepishly, "you do?"

"Yeah! I mean," Seokjin adjusts himself on the bed and holds out a shaky hand, placing it on Namjoon's belly. The initial touch feels amazing, he wants more, "Shit, maybe even hotter."

Namjoon's face goes red, "you're just humoring me now."

"I'm not!" Seokjin presses down a bit more, starting to grip, "I—Namjoon, I—I thought it was so hot seeing you gain weight and hearing about all the terrible foods you were eating and seeing you like this now...fuck," Seokjin bites his lip, "you're so big, Joonie."

Hearing him say that goes right to his fat covered dick. He blushes, "I—I still want to get bigger," he admits quietly.

Seokjin curses under his breath, "I want to help."

As if on cue, Hoseok comes into the room with dishes upon dishes of takeout. It's from Namjoon's favorite place, so the fattest food in town.

"Food's here!" He says with a smile, he sets the stack on Namjoon's huge bedside table and looks at Seokjin, "usually he just works his way down the pile, you can take whatever you want or I can get you something else."

"N—no," Seokjin says, obviously flustered, "I'll be fine, thanks."

And with that, Hoseok winks at Namjoon and ducks out of the room.

Namjoon feels a bit self conscious as he takes the first tray, this will be the first time Seokjin sees him eat. Namjoon is quite a messy eater. He only uses utensils anymore when absolutely necessary...so not often. He opens up a saucy dish of noodles, mouth watering at the sight. He can feel Seokjin's eyes on him but even after a full day of eating, he's too hungry to care. He reaches in, grabs a fist full of noodles, and crams it all into his mouth.

The grip on Namjoon's belly tightens, then moves to caressing, then roaming. Namjoon closes his eyes as he eats and eats, reveling in the amazing feeling of Seokjin's hands, finally getting what he had been imagining for months now. A burp comes up, he thought it would be quiet but it's louder than expected. He looks up and Seokjin looks unfazed if not a bit aroused. Which, encourages him to keep going.

"Is this all a normal meal for you?" Seokjin asks.

Namjoon doesn't stop eating, speaking through a mouthful, "yes, and I've been eating all day on top of this," he belches even louder before throwing the empty dish on the floor, wiping his hands on his shirt, and grabbing the next dish. "Are you hungry?"

Seokjin shakes his head, "no, looks like you'll need every last bit of that."

Namjoon grins as he tucks in. This one isn't as messy, but it's incredibly greasy. He inhales that one as well, barely noticing Seokjin get on his knees to knead even more at the flesh.

"Fuck, it's so good," Namjoon moans.

"I bet it is," Seokjin agrees, "bet it'll make you even bigger."

Namjoon slaps the side of his belly, grease getting all over, "god, it fucking better," he aggressively shakes the fat as he stuffs more and more food into his mouth.

Seokjin gets the idea and starts doing that as well, gripping it hard, plopping it down, slapping the mass and making it jiggle. It releases so much gas from Namjoon, creating even more room.

He finishes the grease filled dish moving onto the next. This one is a huge burger with four patties and extra cheese topped with mac & cheese and sauces with of course extra fries on the side.

"Can I feed you?" Seokjin asks, "your arms are looking tired."

Namjoon moans, "yes, get up here."

Of course, Seokjin obliges and has no hesitation as he picks up the burger and shoves it into Namjoon's mouth. "Fuck, you look so hot, Joonie," Seokjin moans as he shoves more food in, using his other hand to press down on the hard dome of Namjoon's belly.

There's too much food in Namjoon's mouth for him to even attempt to speak. He needs this so bad, needs to get fatter, needs to have Seokjin fatten him up so big he overflows the bed.

Seokjin is relentless, barely giving Namjoon time to breathe before he's grabbing another container of food and shoving more down his throat.

This continues until all the containers are on the floor and Namjoon is on the verge of passing out in a food coma. He can barely move his head, his fingers, his toes, all he can do is stare at his greasy belly, his disgusting shirt, and Seokjin who is starting at him with the most pleasured grin.

This becomes their norm.

Seokjin comes over daily, cooks the fattest food imaginable for Namjoon, and feeds it to him along with takeout. Daily, Namjoon is pushed past his limit, he can feel the pounds pile on, can feel himself expanding. He's never had so much fun. His entire journey has been done alone except for Hoseok stepping in to help when he became bed bound.

The 8XL shirt won't even go past his double chin anymore, won't pass his wrists, he's long since overgrown his bed. He's so big now that they put a king sized mattress on the ground so he won't break the bed frame. His fat pools on the floor, not even an inch of the large mattress in sight.

Namjoon and Seokjin are an incredibly happy couple, and the bigger Namjoon grows, the happier they get.

[kakubun]

stongest duo celebrating your birtthday

a/n: extremely self indulgent because my family didn't celebrate my birthday💔💔

warnings: big manga spoilers!!

(this is a whole goddamn au where geto didn't have his villain arc)

backstory on y/n's part

after gojo defeated toji, the death of riko effected geto so much, he tried finding many ways to distract himself

after the day of yuki giving her opinions to geto, he felt like he couldn't sleep a wink with how the gal's speech is gluing itself messily to his mind but he tried to pay no heed to it

with a mission of exorcising a few curses, he didn't let words linger into his head and focused on his task

but he stopped in his tracks when he saw a child squatting near a bed of flowers sobbing heavily on their lap

geto crouched down, asking what was wrong with the mess of the child with the pain in their eyes as they struggle to explain what the situation was

"my f-friends are t-trapped, please follow-" he didn't waste his time and immediately scurry with the child whose fast on their feet

there it was, two girls bruised and dirtied while sobbing in each others' shoulders behind bars which made geto's heart dropped

"hey! you can't just-" the elderly had no chance to speak when geto snapped at them, telling what kind of actions and motives would lead to locking up two poor girls

whatever excuse was denied as geto scared them off with his own curses and tried freeing the children who shook when the lock of the prison collapsed on the ground

he tried to comfort them, letting a little curse zap from his finger to try to entertain them a little and nanako seemed to tap on mimiko's shoulder to also try to comfort her sister as they crawl over to him

soon, geto finds out that your name is y/n and that your parents were really nowhere to be seen, that's why you were left with the twins except you couldn't do anything when they were locked up

geto kind of chuckled to himself walking home with all of you, kinda like being a dad with 3 kids

immediately shoko tended to everyones' wounds and geto watched while the children stared back at him, he waved back telling that it'll be okay

"sugu-" gojo froze when he sees 3 kids being treated and he also had two kids tagging along and geto nodded, willing to explain so he stepped out the room with gojo for a second

you tugged on his shirt, looking up at him, scared to be left alone but he reassures that he's just gone for a second to talk with the creep with the white hair (gojo: i can hear you-)

shoko didn't say much, just tried to rub your head and smiled when you nodded at her as a thank you

a little interruption wouldn't hurt since idk how to countinue this but soon geto tried teaching you how to defend yourself with your cursed technique both gojo and him found out

(you can skip this bit but y/n has a technique to make dead live again and non-living things live, this was especially adorable when geto found out the small paper cranes that flew over his head were controlled by you while you try to make more origamis when you saw that big smile on his face)

also where he teaches nanako and mimiko how to use their cursed technique, gojo would mess around with you while you try to fight him but question marks appear around your head when you couldn't touch him

on with the birthday~~

"suguru, i just found out that these children that we adopted has no birthdays!! minus megumi and tsumiki, they're whatever-" geto also gasp in realization and their brains begun to work

"how about today??" "- great idea!!"

well uh having to tell principal yaga wasn't that hard which they were kinda grateful that he wasn't stoic and grumpy at them this time

a birthday gift from yaga made both of the two idiots pause and it was one of his dolls, being a puppet for sometime to entertain the kids during the party

"it's not a cctv right-" "-idk satoru it might be"

they both started setting up banners and gojo ushered megumi and tsumiki to put birthday hats on and wait to suprise them

with megumi unamused and tsumiki humming to suprise everyone, the cake set on the table nearly fell when you walked in

"oH shit-"

"happY BIRTHDAY!" you did not listen when they told you to wait in the room with the twins (you were hungry, you weren't to blame) but with the half baked suprise and not synced happy birthdays, it made you smile and call loudly for the others to come to the room

both their hearts melted when you placed birthday hats on the twins and eventhough it was slightly tilted, they weren't complaining

gojo wanted to be extra and pull out extra cameras to take a pic of everything but you stepped in sooo phone selfies it is

snapping hundreds of pictures of you shoving cake in geto's mouth, mimiko lending a spoon to tsumiki and megumi and nanako patting the doll that yaga gave them, it was perfect chaos

best birthday yet♡♡

bonus

"so how was it, y/n?" both the twins sleeping in their room when you held onto geto and gojo's hands while you three walked outside under the moonlit night filled with pretty stars, if only nanako and mimiko weren't heavy and fast sleepers, they would love this sight.

humming, the child bumped her head on both their arms and giggled. "i'm very happy with my two dads, of course it was the best birthday party ever :DD" you melted them and they're sinking away, you've done it.

the night ended with laughs of unison, if possible echoing throughout the school, this was the best time you've ever had in your life and you wish it's alway like this.

bake me pls this fic is making me feel so empty, i just want two chaotic father figures named gojo satoru and geto suguru

[stupidlittledoodles]

[image description: a screenshot of a tweet by @KyWilliamsDraws that reads - art being called content and artists being called content creators has to be one of the worst things to happen to the art space in years]

im gonna get on my soap box bc I feel this so so hard. It really sucks.

I’ve seen artists posting or sharing online how they spend every waking (or sleeping!) hour not only creating art and thinking of ideas but also dreaming up new and engaging content ideas.

Instagram is a prime example of this. I’m on art chat groups that discussed when insta started placing more engagement ‘value’ on reels. And people had to GUESS this by testing the response of their posts, bc Instagram sure didn’t tell anyone! Now they had to start creating this new kind of content to prevent their engagement falling. And (idk about now) reels was under developed and awful to use as only doing this to try and stay current against the rise of tiktok. And if their engagement fell they’d lose income.

And these platforms are no longer centred around the joy of sharing. Sharing your art. Sharing your favourite selfies. Sharing your pets. Now it’s centred around content consumers and the masses are HUNGRY.

If you don’t evolve your content with the app, say making videos, reels etc you lose. You lose your audience and you lose money.

Creators have to _work_ For. Free. For an apps where an algorithm can really fuck your income. And all while artists work is getting stolen bc there are no protections in these spaces (another soap box for another day!)

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I wrote this rant a few days ago and I never finished it and thought maybe it’s a cathartic exercise that never needs to be posted. But then I see this.

Instagram has finally come clean.

[image description: a screenshot of a tweet by @EugeniaLoli that reads - And now, Instagram is coming clean: they say that they’re not a photo app anymore, they’re a video app. They detailed that they will only promote video reels from now on. Be prepared to have you IG images soon not seen by almost any of your followers.] Here’s the link from the tweet above if you wana read it

https://www.theverge.com/2021/6/30/22557942/instagram-no-longer-photo-app-video-entertainment-focus

The head of Instagram specifically says they're focusing on Creators as one the four key areas. Video, messaging, and shopping being the other three. Creators on social media now means content makers. They do not care about artists. They do not mean artists, or photographers. They do not care that centering on video means creators have to work 200% harder and more to produce the kind of engaging content Instagram rewards. They do not care that taking the focus off images will hurt a lot of artists who rely on social media for their income. They just want you to make content for free so they can compete with tiktok. Instagram is no longer a 'square photo sharing app" - it hasn't been for a long time. They're finally admitting it.

[beelsnack]

May I request something for the birthday boy? How about something for an MC that's just head over heels cuz if I'm being honest if was MC I'd fall hard for that tan cutie pie. He's just so... supportive and funny and charismatic and he never takes his anger out on ppl or tries to hurt them and UGH, I love him. Though considering he's so oblivious I bet MC could carry around a big neon sign that says "I LOVE MAMMON" and he'd still be like "idk what they're getting at are they calling me dumb?"

I meant to post something on his actual birthday, but my one brain cell quit on me and I totally forgot! So thanks for reminding me, Nonnie.

Happy (late) Birthday to our First Demon!

Featuring reluctant wingman!Satan.

(This got so mushy I’m sorry I just love this stupid bastard so much let me cuddle him and tell him how important he is)

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“Here, give me it, my arms are longer!”

“They are not! And don’t just take my phone, you animal!”

“You’re takin’ too long!”

The whole party had been a blast, but nothing could beat Mammon and Asmo drunkenly attempting to take a selfie together.

“We probably should have cut them off a while ago,” Satan shook his head. “He gets even more annoying when he’s drunk.”

“Oh, leave him alone,” the human laughed, watching as the two brothers squabbled over the phone. “It’s his birthday.”

“Not anymore, it’s 12:03.”

“Satan...”

“Speaking of which,” the demon continued, ignoring their disparaging look. “Don’t you still have something to give him?”

They raised an eyebrow, raising their half-full glass to their lips. “What are you talking about?”

“Oh, so that letter in your pocket isn’t a confession?”

Like something out of a sitcom, the human did a spit take. Satan cackled next to them as they hastily tried to clean themselves up before Lucifer spotted them. “Did you think I wouldn’t notice?”

“I-I...” the human stammered, face growing hot. “There just, um, wasn’t a good time to give it to him.”

“So, in other words, you chickened out.”

“I didn’t - “ they paused before sighing, slumping over in defeat. “Yeah, I chickened out.”

For a beat, neither of them spoke. Then, with an aggravated sigh. “I guess it can’t be helped.”

“Huh? What are y - hey!”

Satan deftly plucked the letter from their pocket before they even realized what was happening. Without even bothering to look back at them, he marched over to his older brother and held out the slightly-crinkled envelope.

He was saying something, but they were too far away and the music was too loud for them to hear. And that was probably for the best, because if their face got any warmer something would burst into flames.

They watched as Mammon regarded the letter with that stupidly adorable confused puppy pout. Satan was standing their with his arms crossed, and Asmo had draped himself over his brother’s shoulder to read it.

Their heart was beating somewhere in their throat as they watched Mammon run through several emotions at once before he finally looked up and their eyes met from across the room.

In the blink of an eye, Mammon had crossed the room, grabbed their wrist and was pulling them away from the party. Somewhere in the background they heard Asmo start to sing a drunken rendition of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight,” and their desire to cease existing increased tenfold.

Finally, the door to Mammon’s room slammed shut behind them. Mammon was staring at them like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to glare, start crying, or both.

“Are you fucking with me?” he growled out, holding up the letter. “Or is Satan fucking with me?”

Oh. Oh right. They forgot about his trust issues.

They took in a deep breath, but their voice still came out shaky. “No, neither of us are fucking with you, Mammon. I was going to give it to you earlier, but I just...couldn’t work up the nerve,” they let out an embarrassed laugh. “Satan called me out on it.”

Suddenly, they were crowded against the door with Mammon’s arms beside their head. Behind his tinted glasses, his eyes were misting over with a mix of reluctant hope and adoration.

“Did you mean it?” his voice was low, barely above a gravelly whisper. “The stuff ya wrote in the letter.”

“Of course,” no hesistation. They reached up to cup Mammon’s jaw. “You’re sweet, caring, supportive, and I wouldn’t want anyone else to be my First.”

They pretended not to notice the little tears forming in the corners of his eyes when he leaned down to press their foreheads together.

“Can...can ya say it? I want to hear it.”

The human laughed softly, pecking him sweetly on the lips.

“I love you, Mammon.”

He sighed dreamily. “That’s the best birthday gift I’ve ever gotten.”

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

I HAVE MORE ON THE NCIT AU AHAHAHAHA

Consider, 127+YN have a party night (not at their house maybe at IDK the ATEEZ share house or whatevaaaa) and they take pics get ready for the night and stuff (cue fun bathroom selfies with the crew AHHH) anyway they're not at the venue having fun n all then everyone kinda goes their ways to mingle and have fun. Then, as YN turns, a familiar but not welcome voice.

"(Y/N)! Funny seeing you here!" Nice Guy would have a "Trying Too Hard to be Smooth" smile and YN would maintain that famous customer service smile.

"Yeah, funny," YN would then say.

"We should dance or something, or get drinks!" Nice Guy would probe, not getting the hint. Mind you this takes place after [this] post in particular I should really make like a mini masterlist for them at this point so Nice Guy is a well established creep.

"Thank you, but no," YN would insist. But Nice Guy would mistake this as YN playing the dreaded "Hard-To-Get" and would keep on going and going until the horrible question.

"We should finally exchange numbers after being best friends so long!" YN would have to swallow back the disgusted sound. YN would decline, but Nice Guy would continue. So, YN lets up and tells him their phone number. But, Nice Guy's advances didn't go unnoticed, because from across the entire party comes a much louder voice that sends the party to a screeching halt.

"Hey! What the actual fuck, man?! (Y/N)'s clearly not interested, back off!" Johnny, drunk probably, and menacingly holding a feather duster would shout and everyone's eyes would turn.

"Yeah, that's right!" Yuta, also drunk.

"We saw you trying to break into our house!" Doyoung, very drunk.

"Don't pretend we didn't see you nab (Y/N)'s shoes! GIVE (Y/N)'S CONVERSE BACK! And We saw you stealing Taeil's hydrangeas!" Haechan, sober.

"Yeah!" Taeil, was previously passed out but woke up to his name.

"No means no, man, just drop it!" Mark, trying to save the situation. Johnny would then lose his balance and fall on the turn table, kickstarting the music again and everything falls back into drunken splendor while YN, a little buzzed from the alcohol, would just shrug and make sure Johnny was alright.

Later though, after the party, Nice Guy would call YN right away because he doesn't understand boundaries. One ring, two rings, three rings, he's loosing hope now, but then, click

"(Y/N)! You actually picked up, wow, I thought you wouldn't because of all of those jockstraps you live with."

"Yeah, uh, this is (Y/N)'s boyfriend," Jaehyun, not YN's boyfriend but picked the shortest straw when they tried to figure out who would do it, would be uninterested as he answered. You, meanwhile, would be losing your shit next to a drunken 127. "Think you could lay off? It was funny at first but now I'm legitimately thinking of calling the cops."

[punkscowardschampions]

Edie & Liam

Edie: [Okay, so a school trip moment for Edie for Politics and Society where they've gone down to the local courts to probably watch the most boring cases of people paying parking fines etc lol so have fun with that babe] Liam: got the hots for any criminals? Edie: the dude refusing to pay his child support is just my type Liam: pity I don't have any 👶 I've binned off for you Liam: all I've got going for me is how willing I am to catch a charge Edie: We're gonna snatch one, already decided Edie: daddy issues withstanding, no one here is as interesting as you Liam: when I find one with 👀 like yours Edie: 🥺🥺🥺 Edie: I'll make one for you Liam: would you? Edie: I'd do anything for you Liam: I'm just testing you, baby Edie: Test away Edie: my brain is dribbling out my ears over here Liam: don't lose it, we need it Edie: I need you Edie: what are we doing later to bring back my will to live? Liam: anything you want Edie: I might have something Liam: am I guessing or are you telling? Edie: I don't wanna get your hopes up Edie: but I heard rumours, some kid in my year reckons he's found an empty Edie: and that his brother and his mates are gonna squat in it Edie: but it's in a really fuck off big house in a decent part of town, so idk if it's bullshit or what Edie: but it'd be fun to trash if it isn't Liam: we could kick them out, stay for a while before we do Edie: yeah? Edie: play 🏡 with me Liam: somewhere nice to take the 👶 to Edie: Wonder how many rooms there are Edie: can have a playroom and everything Edie: lucky bastard Liam: do you think there's a garden? Edie: even if it's really in town, they'll still have a perfectly landscaped backyard, patio, room for a swing Liam: sandpit for our buried treasure Edie: and the dogs 🦴s Liam: great idea to blame the dog 💀🦴 Edie: I think so Edie: failing that, the previous owners Edie: clearly left in a hurry because the body count got out of control Liam: won't look suss that all the little pussies from your class who are looking at you now when they shouldn't be are in there Edie: I can think of a thousand reasons they deserve to die Edie: yours is the best though Liam: it's the most important one Edie: I don't want anyone else to look at me Liam: put your jacket on Edie: [stealth selfie 'cos p sure you are not meant to have a phone in court lol] Liam: you'll feel better now Edie: 🤏 Edie: what lesson are you in? Liam: maths Liam: about to stick a pencil through my own eye Edie: save one for me Edie: I love your eyes too Liam: right or left? Edie: left Edie: it's the side the tattoo is on Liam: 👌 Liam: [a selfie that he's edited to get rid of an eye] Edie: my cyclops Edie: still hot Liam: eye patch isn't as useful as a fake leg but I knew you'd be into it Edie: you can stash some in the socket Edie: or a 💎 Edie: can't bury all the treasure Liam: 💍 Edie: 🥰 Liam: when can you get out? Edie: when do you want me? Liam: I wanna find the house & make it nice for you first Edie: [screenshot of this kid in her year going off about it/inviting her with the address etc] Liam: I'll go now Edie: I'll pretend the cases have upset me and ask to be excused when I get the chance Edie: then I can go into town and steal all the stuff we'll need for the house Liam: don't forget the 👶 Edie: I'll look in all the prams for the bluest eyes Liam: has to be a girl though Edie: they're always decked out in all the pink Edie: even if I've left some of my brain on the seats Liam: get some clothes too then Edie: your babies would be so beautiful Edie: not like pink screaming blobs Liam: if she looks like you I don't mind her screaming, can do whatever she wants Edie: I'm in love with you Liam: I know you are Liam: & you know how I feel about you Edie: yeah Edie: you take care of me Liam: I'm trying to Edie: you are Liam: I want this to work Edie: then it will Edie: I'll do whatever you need me to Edie: be what you need Liam: you're perfect Liam: he knows that's why he invited you there Edie: but I'm going to be with you instead Liam: who is he? Edie: dunno, he's barely in any of my classes Edie: Craig something, his brother is called Sean, you've probably seen him at shit, even though he's been out of school time Liam: yeah, previous raves & shit Edie: right Edie: just think he knows I go to that shit too Liam: I just need to broadcast a bit louder that I'm with you now, everywhere Edie: How do you wanna do that? Liam: can't let you out of my sight if it means you're in theirs Edie: I'm not mad about that Edie: I want to be with you all day every day Edie: but I'll stab my eyes out before I look at anyone else Edie: you know that Liam: it's not you I don't trust Edie: if anyone touches me, you'll kill them Edie: and we'll bury them in our sandpit Liam: I test you, they test me Edie: you can handle anyone, you're so above them, everyone Liam: I don't know what I'd do if things changed Edie: things will only change if you want them to Edie: I'm not going anywhere without you Liam: tell your ma you're staying at mine, I don't want her trying to get you back Edie: okay, I will Edie: you're the only one who's allowed to tell me what to do Liam: it'll be home until we don't want it, barely a lie Edie: it doesn't matter Edie: I'm never safer than when I'm with you Liam: you can stay at mine too, any time you want Edie: I can? Liam: yeah Edie: 😄😄😄 Edie: I'm now leaving Edie: very, very devastated about the lady driving without insurance 💔 Liam: who can afford that shit, heartbreaking isn't far off Edie: it's a scam Edie: speaking of, how am I gonna liberate some sleeping bags 🤔🤔 Liam: 🤰 Edie: 💡 Edie: pram would actually be perfect Liam: didn't leave any of your brain behind Edie: don't wanna live that young mum stereotype too hard or I'll be right back in that place and I've only just escaped Liam: you won't Liam: the baby won't need to steal it from you, it'll be smart & talented & beautiful in its own right Edie: and you'll love it Edie: and always look after it too Liam: everyone says there's nothing like it, I'd have to feel something Liam: you know that's all I want Edie: I think even if you don't love your kid Edie: you must still be scared for them Edie: and for your own life, how they'll save it or destroy it Edie: that's something Liam: we could be a family, it's been so long since I had one of them Edie: all we'd need would be us three Liam: if my ma won't let us make my sister's room into one for the baby then we'll find our own place Edie: there's room at mine Edie: well, we could make it Edie: with her track record, that's the one thing she can't not be cool on Liam: mine's not cool on fucking anything, but pretend I didn't say that or you'll never wanna come over Edie: she won't like me Edie: but I'll still come Edie: and I'll try to be more what a ma would like Edie: in front of her anyway Liam: she's up for me having a girlfriend, in her words finally Edie: better not disappoint then Edie: what's she like? Liam: she's a lot but she's been through a lot Liam: maybe that's where all the shit I'm supposed to feel went to Edie: maybe Edie: that's the kind of thing a mum would do Edie: take it all on, for good or bad Liam: she does do that, since both the baby daddys she picked turned out to be losers Edie: same with mine Edie: the only person who helped her out was another chick but she died and then there was another kid to take in so Edie: I'd hate to live like that Liam: you won't Edie: I can't Liam: we've got a plan, yeah? Liam: stay with me Edie: we can be different Edie: we are Edie: don't you feel it, around everyone, all the time Liam: yeah, I do Liam: I used to hate it Edie: it's lonely Edie: was Liam: I wanted to be more like my sister, everyone knew her & liked her Liam: but she got lonely too, in the end Edie: people are selfish Edie: they couldn't deal with her pain, even though it was hers to go through Liam: she used to beg me to stay with her & I did but we weren't in the same place Liam: I couldn't go there Edie: you weren't dying Edie: that's lonely Edie: people waste their time alive being alone and not doing what they want whilst they can and for what Liam: they don't wanna live too hard in case it kills them Edie: at least that way is quick Edie: you don't have time to think about it, or wait in that place Liam: yeah Edie: it's bullshit, all of it Edie: what happened to your sister, your mum, you Edie: we'll live by our own rules and it won't be like that Liam: it was bullshit, everyone acting like there's peace & acceptance & she'd feel super chill Liam: she was angry & lonely & fucking terrified of falling off the edge Liam: exhausted from fighting to stay on Edie: why would there be, or should she be Edie: it isn't okay Edie: kids with everything ahead of them shouldn't fucking die Liam: I should've Liam: before I met you Liam: instead of her Edie: you would've if you could've Edie: the universe doesn't do trades and that's another fucked thing about it Liam: I need you to help me fix it Liam: nothing's how it's supposed to be Edie: Okay Edie: let's do it Liam: you'll really do anything for me Edie: I swear Edie: it's right Edie: it's what I'm meant to do Liam: how do you know? Edie: because I want to Edie: and if the universe is pure random, chaotic chance Edie: then you have to follow the right strings Edie: or it goes wrong, like you said Liam: & this is right Liam: the only way I have Edie: is it? Edie: for you Liam: you're all that's left Liam: I can't do anything else Liam: if this doesn't work, nothing will Edie: then it's settled Liam: you're gonna love this 🏠 Edie: what's it like? Liam: huge Liam: bigger than the one my ma rents for real Edie: no way Edie: can't believe he wasn't lying Edie: let's keep it Liam: baby, there's so much space Liam: haven't hit my head either Edie: 😱 Edie: let's stay forever Edie: we'll deal with any estate agents or potential renters who come Liam: under the floorboards Edie: bet they have loads of unnecessary storage we can use too Edie: wine cellars and pantries Liam: 👶 do have a lot of shit they need though Edie: how many bedrooms are there Liam: 4 Edie: it can have a playroom and so can we Liam: you'll be able to finish that song about me Edie: I'll write whole albums Liam: you can write one for the 👶 every milestone, like a less shit Adele Edie: 😂 Edie: I will Edie: 👶 will feel so loved Liam: I want it for my birthday Edie: have you done the maths? Liam: not in that lesson any more, give me a sec Edie: 🤞 you've not given me an impossible task 😿 Liam: [does the maths even though we don't know when his bday is or what time of year it is rn but pretend we do] Edie: okay Edie: we'll have to get moving Edie: I'll put these condoms back Liam: give them to that lad, he don't need to be having any kids Edie: seriously Edie: his brother already has some he doesn't see, right Edie: gross Liam: I got some 💊 off him that didn't do fuck all Liam: waster in every way Edie: such a loser Liam: we're gonna have to be clean Edie: me at least, when it's cooking Liam: I'm not gonna keep going without you Edie: serious? Liam: you're willing to do anything for me, I can stop taking 💊 for you Edie: I love you Liam: hurry up, you have to see this place Edie: Okay, okay Edie: there's a lot of stuff this baby needs too Liam: I need you here Edie: then I'll run Liam: you can lie down as soon you've made it home Edie: I got us dinner Liam: gutted I don't have a real 💍 in my eye socket Edie: I'll have to use a ring pull Liam: it'll work for now Edie: were your parents married? Liam: nah, but she married my sister's dad Liam: she liked him better all round Edie: that makes sense Edie: same with mine and the others dad Edie: hence she went back to him Liam: dunno what your ma was thinking but in fairness to mine he was less of a twat for a while Edie: can't help who you love Edie: some people are unlucky with that too Liam: yeah Liam: & some people never get to be in love Edie: some people don't let themselves Liam: like we said earlier about not living Edie: yeah Edie: I guess it is scary but what's the alternative Liam: I used to properly feel things you know Edie: before your sister died Liam: if it was there before, it could be again Edie: definitely Edie: I know it Edie: we'll work it out Liam: you'll be happy here Liam: [a pic of the cute shit he's been doing in her absence trying to make this place nice for her] Edie: 🥺🥺 Edie: it says I'm nearly there Liam: I'll come out so I can carry you in 👰 Edie: you know I'd die to make you happy Liam: but that isn't what I want Liam: I'd prefer if you lived forever Edie: then I'll do that Edie: we can have hundreds of babies if that's what you need Edie: or do all the drugs in the world Edie: or go on the longest killing spree Liam: I think that'd take a huge toll on you physically, which I don't want either Liam: I'm not trying to ruin you Edie: you might make me actually cry Liam: stay beautiful, that's what I need Edie: Come get me Liam: [does] Edie: [lowkey laden down with all the essentials be careful boy] Liam: [literally take a sec to imagine them going from room to room planning their lives like adorable nerds] Edie: [this is all so bittersweet we're so mean] Liam: [I'm totally fine and not gonna sob] Edie: [I think if they made it look lived in, it'd make the squatters go away, so then it's just when the landlord/estate agent moment shows up eventually, but I think that would give them a bit of time to do it, even if it's like a week] Liam: [there's just something so pure about this, like it really reminds me how young and broken they are, casually playing pretend like little kids here] Edie: [mhmm, like because she's technically smart everyone expects her to be cynical and realistic but she can't be and is like genuinely if we try hard enough this will all work and be real] Liam: [just reminding me of my pure baby angel Carly in a way I did not expect to be hit by, excuse me] Edie: [when you're more like her and Billie is more like Ali don't mind me] Liam: [I don't know why I love that so much but I do] Edie: [just live your best lives huns, all the ridiculous things you've got for this home moment, also some kind of baby doll 'cos we didn't steal a real child] Liam: [we don't need either of you getting in that much trouble when the fams are gonna be annoyed as is, they should totally film something with it during this week because those hoes] Edie: [creepy, cryptic video in response to where you are like soz for scaring you all half to death it's just our brand] Liam: [and she should practice tattoo designs on it for him like do you like this one or nah] Edie: [definitely covered in biro] Liam: [put your treasure in it's eye socket] Edie: [there's so many sick designs tbh] Liam: [are we saying they still go to school or purely hole up] Edie: [probably hole up 'cos 1 why not but 2 at least you'd know they were together even if not where lol] Liam: [it adds to the vibe of their own little world so I'm here for it] Edie: [like truly why would you go to school, maybe when you're pregnant and we need to win people 'round lmao] Liam: [he wouldn't stalk Rio all week that means #proudofyouboy] Edie: [we're all thrilled] Liam: [actual progress for real because he's been doing it for years and he didn't force Edie to go to school so he could] Edie: [it truly is, when you're just having fun gah] Liam: [proud of you for living real life again boy, speaking of, we know the vibe but is there anything you wanna write down here as defs happening this week other than what we've said?] Edie: [hmm, so let's recap real quick and then we can add anything if we think of it, we've got homey things and he's made it cute and we're playing house so the squatters don't come and wreck it, which is so cute, we're planning our family and life like this is absolutely nbd, doing all the biro tattoos, making our ARG and making a weird/scary vid for the fam lollollol soz, just clearly getting to know each other intensely and bonding and cementing this plan] Liam: [do write some songs gal but I also think they should try whatever drugs they want to that they haven't before they get clean for this pregnancy moment because adds to the bonding that they don't even throw a party they just do it together] Edie: [i vibe that because it isn't about the party of it all, it's the feeling things, so it makes feelsy sense] Liam: [yeah I felt it, and it's so cute that they're doing all these domestic things while sometimes high af] Edie: [like you said, we don't need to be saints 'cos who is even when they have a child but it's very noble that you're like okay let's get it out of the way lol] Liam: [literally ruster are still living lavish and partying with their champagne and coke when they have theirs, tell me I'm wrong] Edie: [mhmm, y'all are very sweet actually it's pure] Liam: [neither of them seem like they would be so sweet and pure and that's why I stan it] Edie: [maybe they can do things they'll do when they have the bub like the park etc so like normal childhood things which he probably didn't get to do much] Liam: [boo how dare you, that's so cute] Edie: [like again, bittersweet but also childlike vibes again and he can enjoy it] Liam: [also I vote he gets on this roof and shouts about his feelings like he said he was gonna on the school roof] Edie: [a mood, and you can be a bit destructive inside, just got to keep it looking respectable so every loser in town doesn't crash your fun] Liam: [OMG but what if that's towards the end of the week and he says he loves her then because he has not like literally shout it from the rooftops but genuinely] Edie: [need that tbh 'cos as in this as she is and not turning back, she's obvs noticed he hasn't like she knows she's still out here trying to make him feel not like oh yes, I have succeeded lol] Liam: [it just is real like when you're pissing about at first but then the feels carry you along] Edie: [oh you two]

[admirable-mairon]

Oh hi it seems like puberty was nice to me

Idk I was looking through some of my pictures on facebook, and oh DEAR has it been that many years since I got it? Since I started taking selfies?  Let me tell you - it was a journey to go through the lot of them and just look at that!

These pictures rage from when I was 13 to two weeks ago - which is literally ten years later, so now I’m 23. And I BARELY look like the same person, what happened? XD

I guess life happened, or something. I learned how to use makeup, but also learned that one doesn’t always have to wear makeup to be beautiful.  I’m technically a grownup, but while I always used to dress in black because it’s slimming, I have learned that there is nothing stopping me from being sparkly and colorful. 

It’s important to love yourself - whether that means makeup and filters or not. As long as you’re comfortable in your own skin, I’m proud of you and happy for you. 

I love you my followers - thank you for being here for me all the time and bringing my life more joy <3 I love you <3

[my3amletterstoher]

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(Tumblr messing up and my phone cute off 😭) I can't wait for is to go to fashion week 😍, it's gonna be so fun 😍(Tumblr messing up) we gonnna take tons of pix and vidssssss , we gonna go to the one here and hit up the one in NY (Tumblr messing up) o think the one in NY switched venues (the main show) cause it was called the Mercedes Benz fashion week, I think they moved out of that building least year ( tumblr messing up ) I gotta find out where it’s at , not right now though lol when it’s time for us to go there , there's more shows later those pictures I showed you were from yesterday's shows

Hmmm Is that bitch messing with you? I can seriously have someone kill her , I know she has a lot of enemies , she deserves to die anyways , she's a waste of space on this earth and such a horrible person that doesn't deserve to take another breath , I want her to suffer greatly and she will , no one gives a fuck about her or what she has to say , idk why she continues to try to be up in people's faces ... oh yeah that's right she's a parasite, a leech, a manipulative, a scumbag, well she knows that she's not welcome in regards to you, in regards to me , and there's probably other ppl that she has crossed too

LMFAOOOOOOO , my baby is Gangster 😍😍😍, got the gold plated gun thooo , ready to "split" some heads 😂, omg I love you so much 😭🖤🖤🖤🖤, I got the thing on me too baby

(Tumblr messing up ) 😂😂😂, we Bonnie & Clyde 😍, Sidenote I used to have the little laser gun toy , you know the one with all the sounds? 😭😭I wish I could find it (idk if I still got it) , we got exotic pets too

And a wolf :

😂😂

Tumblr messing up, we got little trolls too

^ idk why he takes his selfies upclose like that, I try to tell him to move back a little 🤦🏾‍♀️but he says Hi ☺️, 😂😂(Tumblr messing up) oooh we should collect some trolls , I wonder if they still make em(Tumblr messing up) it would be hard tryna look for em cause that Troll movie and their toys and accessories , we can collect funko pop figurines though (Tumblr messing up) would you like that baby? They have all types 😍(tumblr messing up) we can have em on display downstairs near our little entertainment area , look at the Pennywise one :

(Tumblr messing up) FYE has a lot of em , if I can find the laser guns online and bought them would you play with em with me baby? 😍(they won't be bought like riiiiight now but you what I mean) (Tumblr messing up) I wonder if that funko pop store has a flag ship store , if so we gotta go 😍oooh and KidRobot stuff too (Tumblr messing up) oooh and we can get some Munnys 😍(tumblr messing up) that's the blank robots that can be customized 😍

Wouldn't that be nice baby? 😍😍😍(Tumblr messing up) and it can be washed off and done over (Tumblr messing up) I think they have templates too Idk) , and they have munnys with rabbit ears those are called dunnys lol but that would be cool to have a custom one in our room to add to the design of the room what you think baby? 😍I know you would design tf outta that Munny 😍(tumblr messing up ) I gotta find somewhere to get some indie furniture from , or like rustic, grunge..etc , I mean not really furniture, decor for our room and the basement (Tumblr messing up) it shouldn't be that hard to find though , the stuff we been looking at is nice (Tumblr messing up) , it's going to be exciting starting to see it all come together 😍, and organizing it (Tumblr messing up) I was thinking about splitting things up between the bedroom and basement (which is kinda what we were discussing) (Tumblr messing up) but like... what doesn't go in the bedroom can go in the basement since it will be simpler themes , (Tumblr messing up) perhaps , what you think baby? Would a little 19" tv be sufficient for the basement ? Tumblr messing up, Matter of fact like a 32" ? That would be better (Tumblr messing up) since it's the holiday season they're inexpensive right now, shoooot and Walmart has layaway right now for the holiday (Tumblr messing up) so a few things can be gotten 😍(Tumblr messing up) ooooh and Black Friday coming up too 😍😍😍😍(Tumblr messing up) and cyber Monday , cyber Monday is a little better cause those ppl on Black Friday 😦(Tumblr messing up) seeing them on tv knocking ppl over and stuff, it's not that serious , that's not my kinda scene (Tumblr messing up) ooh Sidenote let's go to the toy fair 😍, it happens in NY , ahh never mind we can't go to that one specifically, it's not open to the public , we can go to E3 😍, CES , Pax

Oooh and although it's not really related but I think they have games there too SXSW , oh wow can submit things too 😍

SXSW '20 we in there 😍(Tumblr messing up) imagine submitting stuff baby 😍😍😍(Tumblr messing up) they have an art program and everything , so yeah we def gotta hit this up 😍😍😍that's gonna be fun 😍, not just fun though but informative and everything as well (Tumblr messing up) the music fests will be fun too 😍(Tumblr messing up) all the joints , all over , getting in the shower (Tumblr messing up)

(Tumblr messing up) kissing your lips 😘😘😘😘💋💋💋💋💋💋, Tumblr messing up) kissing your neck😘😘😘💋💋💋💋🐱💦💦💦💦, 😘😘😘😘🐱💦💦💦, caresssing your thighs 😍😍😍😘🐱💦💦💦💦, and your hips 😍😍😘😘😘🐱💦💦💦,🐱💦💦💦💦💦(Tumblr messing up) caressing your cheeks 😍😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦💦squeezing your cheeks 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘🐱💦💦💦💦, 🐱💦💦💦💦, Tumblr messing up , kissing your breasts 😍😍😘🐱💦💦💦💦(Tumblr messing up) , grabbing your hips 😍😍😍😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦😍,🐱💦💦💦💦, caressing your thighs 😘😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦💦, caressing your breasts 😍😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦(Tumblr messing up) 😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🐱💦💦💦💦, catesssing you're sides 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🐱💦💦💦💦, 🐱💦💦💦💦, tumblr messing up , flicking your breasts with my tongue 👅💦💦💦💦🐱💦💦💦, kissing your under boob 😍😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦💦, 😍😍😍🐱💦💦💦, getting out the shower, (Tumblr messing up) 🐱💦💦💦, wanna look at some grunge room decor with me baby? (Tumblr messing up) check out these little murals for the wall baby :

(Tumblr messing up) those are nice 😍😍😍😍, we can get about 2 or 3 or make some 🤷🏾‍♀️(Tumblr messing up) making some would be nice 😍, have 1 in the bedroom, and the other 2 downstairs in the basement (Tumblr messing up) in our bedroom it can be in the left wall adjacent to the accent wall , look at this skull (oops I gotta make another post for it)