BG3 act 2 Dark urge spoilers
Dark urge x Astarion is literally the funniest ship in the game i love them so dearly...
[My Durge is resistant and his name is Hymn, he/they]
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Trying to buy a sweet treat beverage in the year of our lord 2024 and companies won't release anything that isn't citrus or mango or "tropical"
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My HR dept is sending emails like "ATTENTION! Immediate Action!!" And "NEW POLICY - PLEASE READ" and the email is just bad dad jokes
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your boyfriend has what social media likes to call a resting bitch face. to some extent, it's true. your wonderful partner has a mug that screams "get close to me and i'll bite your fingers off!"
jaw so taut you can see him grinding his teeth when he gets irritated, phone permanently on do-not-disturb, headphones in everywhere he walks, a scowl etched deep into his face like he was born that way... everything about him is just so off putting unless you're one of his most diehard fans (which, unfortunately, he has many of).
everyone thinks your boyfriend is too rude. too blunt. too avoidant of socializing like a regular human being to really be in a relationship.
but what they don't know is that your phone number is the only one listed to bypass his phone's do-not-disturb status. what they don't know is that he carries around a picture of you in his wallet from your very first date. what they don't know is that he has a tendency to blow money on you spontaneously just because you looked mildly interested in something.
he's got your favourite things listed in his notes app. he knows your regular starbucks order like the back of his hand. he's an expert in making you flustered. and he's proud of it.
they don't know your boyfriend is a total sweetheart behind closed doors, away from the prying eyes of the public.
SAE, kaiser, CHIGIRI, RIN, raichi, barou, shidou (when he's not in a pda mood) <3
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spy x family needs a school bake sale plotline where loid treats baking for anya's contribution like running the army.
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