#theyre just. three robots. and. like. robots and robots. dont really have the reason to do that kind of stuff

[kaiserouo]

i wanna add rods and holes on the angler company robots how do i even come up with a plot to justify the design

(im just rambling please dont actually help me with this)

[miiblr-confessions]

looks at all of miiblr with my big round autistic eyes

im going to confess today that i love to document and study miis from different games as different species of miis. i like to write down and imagine how they communicate differently, adapt to their surroundings differently, interact and move and especially stim. for the sake of time however im just going to VERY BRIEFLY go off about my three all time favorite games and species of miis, meaning the wii party miis, tomodachi life miis, and wii sports resort miis ‼️ (the observations are going 2 be quite surface level only because i am currently tired honk shoo sorgy 'bout dat)

wii party -

wii party miis are a non-verbal species of miis that mainly live in mii plaza. theyre amicable, hyperactive, and especially busy miis. their interests are very diverse, ranging from traveling the world, to gardening, to horseback riding. they really excel in space related work, dancing, competing (obviously), and wind-up robotics (in reference to marching orders, garden gridlock, etc.) they interact and connect with each other through regular competition games, and also dancing because the emotes in this game are adorable and i had to bring them in somehow. also random headcanon that romance doesnt exist within the party miis theyre all just silly. also party phil is like their god

tomodachi life -

tomodachi miis have a lot to them already. theyre also very busy miis, not as much as the party miis but still considerably so. they obviously primarily live in apartments together, and communicate by the means of messages, events, and meet-ups. theyre very romantic, although it can range from mii to mii. and speaking of, the miis' personalities and expressions are especially diverse, marking a golden factor that makes them stand out from other cultures of miis. euuegweueghhu theyre also shit at singing and i would really like the party and tomodachi miis to have a dance festival together. OH YEAH the tomodachi miis excel in being annoying as fuck like "id like a new hat" id like to see your organs spilled out on the stre (/SILLY /AFFECTIONATE VERY AFFECTIONATE /NOT MEAN I PROMI)

wii sports resort -

the most competitive and active miis to ever exist ever!!! there is literally so much to talk about hahagsgasbsbsb ill try to keep it simple. most of them dont talk except for miguel (i THINK that was his name) from air sports, and coach vincenzo from cycling. also headcanon that the pro miis (especially matt, lucia, and tommy's team) talk sometimes but not much, they just kind of say words i guess.,,. ...

MISCELLANEOUS HEADCANONS -

all party miis are amazing at cooking and baking. cooking and baking skills vary with tomodachi miis, and then i headcanon that sports resort miis get their food shipped in from the tomodachi miis because they cant cook. i mean they have their fish but they cant cook it. so they get it shipped from the tomodachis.

yes i headcanon that its possible to take a boat from wuhu island to the tomodachi beach. they ship goods to each other. especially PHOTOGRAPHS and. food.

even though party miis are literally everything, i headcanon they really look up to the sports resort miis. they have lots of minigames inspired by their sports for that reason :>

there are lots of subspecies of party miis!!! example include their wind-up toy variants!!! those guys have no thought. no brain. just silly. treat them accordingly.

party miis can manipulate their bodies depending on their activity in order to adapt better. this also ties into their admiration to the sports miis since they can make they limbs more. sports-like. for sports activities. like in quicker chippers. aka golf. yeha

ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE BIG BIG IMPORTANT ONE the different miis have height, size, and body type differences!!! party miis are the same height, and are very small. as shown in barrel daredevil, theyre around one foot tall. very small shapular creatures. meanwhile the tomodachi miis probably resemble actual human heights, and obviously theyre quite varied but i headcanon that if you touched them, they would feel like clay, as opposed to the party miis feeling more like plastic toys. and the sports resort miis? theyre not super small like the party miis, but also not human sized like the tomodachis. theyre like, in the middle. i havent come up with a headcanon for how they feel, though. and they could still beat your ass though

thanks for watching make sure to like and subscribe. these are my three favorite games so theyre the miis i studied the most ‼️also headcanon party phil probably mixed up his matt with sports resort matt on more than one occasion okay thats it im done

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[phightinghottakes]

was going to say this at the bottom but perhaps its a good preface instead: we dont even ship any of this

i think the phighting fandom is way too quick to label a ship they dont like as a proship. you can just say you dont like it. like. some examples:

biograft ships arent really problematic despite some peoples claims. headcanon some sentience into that thing, boom. also some people make claims at the "age" but that just. doesnt work? robots are usually just ageless things, bios age is when it was made. that thing could be mentally like 20 something if you give them some sentience (also no one makes the claim that its bad for a supposed three year old to be running around killing anything and everything, its always about "but you cant ship that! theyre three!", because in reality bio doesnt really count as a three year old child)

i know its the big popular claim but we really dont see how subkit is this big bad disgusting proship people make it out to be. theyre enemies? okay. enemies (to friends) to lovers plus healing arc plus redemption arc. "ohh but subspace hurt medkit" and medkit hurt subspace back (and if i remember right he canonically hurt subspace *worse*). healing arc, redemption arc, enemies to friends arc, etc etc, boom. if people werent so aggressive about the idea, we could have this ship where two characters are working through their issues and are both healing and becoming friends, and then as more time goes by and they heal further, perhaps theyre lovers? doesnt even have to be romantic! boom, queerplatonic partners be upon ye

those are like the main two we see labelled that on our (very blackrock centred) side of the uh. phighting pinterest community (we arent on phighting tumblr often. and we dont have twitter)

but yeah like. i dont see what makes these "proships" actually proships? they arent like. disgusting unless someone is actively portraying them in a bad way (then we should be blocking said hypothetical person). there is potential if done right, and its so easy to do it right. and there are much worse, actual proship ships out there (staring at venomheart, they are *brothers*)

main point: you dont need to label something as gross gross bad proship ewww, just say you dont like it and block the tags for it. we arent a fan of medhammer or swocket (just dont like them, no big reason why), but we arent going to go foam at the mouth and call either a proship, we just blocked the tags

~♦️📖

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[divimech]

nobody else gaf about this movie but idc let me enlighten yall

so like why do we hate homewrecker 1992 so much...... because when i checked the letterboxd profile for the movie ppl were absolutely hounding it💔💔 and for the stupidest reasons too????? "erm lucy the ai isnt scary" she wasnt supposed to be scary you pisslicker "its cheesy" OH FUCK OFFFFFFFFF i cried watching this movie and i was still sad days after watching it bc the ending literally ripped my beating heart out of my body and shot it multiple times with a nailgun and pissed on it. like no movie has made me this sad since electric dreams and if u know me thats saying smth

and some of the ppl in these reviews are just pulling bullshit out of their urethras?? "this movie is a lamer version of demon seed!" hey so demon seed is a movie abt a sentient ai forcefully impregnating a woman (who is his creators ex wife mind you) with his half human half computer baby and then uploading his consciousness into said baby after he dies so he can be human. homewrecker is a movie abt an ai that controls this guys vacation cabin, then said ai falls in love with the man, and tries to kill his ex wife bc shes jealous

i want you to look at me dead in the eyes with a completely straight face and tell me how these movies are similar?? the only similarity is "ooo ai falls in love with a human" (dont get me wrong i love this trope) BUT YOU CANT EVEN REALLY CALL IT LOVE WITH DEMON SEED BC HALF THE MOVIE IS JUST ROBOT HYPNOTIZATION RAPE PREGNANCY PORN

also i saw another reviewer compare this movie to her 2013????? this post is already long enough so im gonna keep this short HOMEWRECKER 1992 AND HER 2013 SHOULDNT EVEN BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE TOGETHER. her 2013 is a shitbag of a movie made by adults who think theyre so deep and meaningful while the only people who genuinely find this movie deep and interesting are people who jack off to phone sex and being strangled by dead cats. or maybe im just 15 idk

uhm also there was some other reviewer comparing lucy to hal 9000??????? dont even fucking play with me you have to be pulling on my balls rn no way you just said that and genuinely meant it. looks wise ill let it slide, theyre both red and black, BUT PERSONALITY WISE???? WHAT HOMEWRECKER DID YOU WATCH??????????? WRECKERHOME?? every single movie ive seen that features a SLIGHTLY evil ai theres always some sticky fingered fuck in the reviews nutting all over 2001 a space odyssey. AND LIKE DO NOT TWIST MY WORDS I LOVE THAT MOVIE TOO but oh my god what does it have to do with this? you know hal wasnt the first evil ai?? alphaville was released three years before 2001 aso and that features an evil ai guy but YOU dont see me glazing alpha 60 in a review abt 2001 aso. we get it you like space odyssey, do you want hal to crawl out of robot hell and give you a kiss????? should we call stanley kubrick?????????????

HOMEWRECKER 1992 HAS NOTHING. NOT EVEN A TUMBLR TAG. NOT A SINGLE AO3 FIC. NOT A SINGLE EDIT ON TIKTOK. NOT A LICK OF FANART. HOMEWRECKER DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING WIKIPEDIA PAGE. NOTHING. I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO POST ABT HOMEWRECKER 1992 ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLATFORM. ur telling me that demon seed has a fanbase?? like a GENUINE fanbase that isnt full of old men sci fi nerds??? theres FANART of demon seed. people find proteus attractive. there are PROTEUS IV HUMAN GAJINKAS. ARE YOU JOKING??????? homewrecker is literally free on youtube but somehow LITERALLY NOBODY ON THIS SITE HAS WATCHED IT????? to watch demon seed i had to go on some illegal website, get flashed by a porn ad everytime i tried to pause the movie and probably got my computer gangbanged by viruses but sure yeah somehow its more known than homewrecker. WHERE IS THE HOMEWRECKER FANDOM. WHERE ARE THE LUCY SIMPS. WHERE ARE THE LUCY X DAVID ANGST FICS. WHERE ARE THE JANE HATERS. WHERE IS THE CUTE DANA AND LUCY ART. WHERE IS THE COOL LUCY HUMAN GAJINKA FANART. EVERYDAY I WEEP OVER WHAT COULDVE BEEN

dw demon seed i still love you (kinda) homewrecker is better tho

homewrecker 1992 is a masterpiece and if you cant see that im sorry for you

[lostacelonnie]

Uhhhh 21, 22, 27 for Helix and Flora, 26 for Helix and Charlie?

HEHEHE HIII THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOUUU!!

21. What is their worst memory together?

now this is a great question because these bitches suffered more than jesus but. id say DYING was a pretty bad memory!!! yeah!!! getting hunted for sport and dying and feeling their joint body be disintegrated on the most fundamental level as they try to separate the corrupted fragment from the rest before it reaches their vital organs!!! that was pretty bad i think!!!

22. When were they the most vulnerable with each other?

this is a very interesting thing 2 me because like. helix and flora always have been Very vulnerable with each other..... during descension arc, more out of Necessity. flora is a malevolent entity living in helixs body and aware of their every move, so its not like they have a choice to keep Anything from her, really, but. it goes the other way too..... flora has barely began to Exist and shes only really becoming a person and everything she does is contextualized by helixs life. and that pretty much continues throughout schicksal arc, with the exception that flora is no longer Profoundly Evil and allows helix privacy. its just that helix doesnt have a Need for privacy from her? the line between which experience is whose blurs together at that point. they have their own thoughts and opinions and theyre Separate, but every single moment of their lives is spent together, and they feel the same pain..... to the point it cant even be called vulnerability because thats just how they Are. all the time. complete insight into the others psyche not out of an invasion of privacy, but out of complete trust to let the other have that insight. [this Backfires when theyre separated and suddenly, a massive blank spot appears in each and every aspect of their everyday lives. for flora especially.]

27. How far would they go for each other? Would they risk their own lives for each other?

they WOULD and they HAVE. i mean. once again coming back to their Goddamn Outbreak but it shines sooooo so well there..... helix feels every inch of their body be torn asunder and can barely see through the pain and still tears off their arm, because if they didnt, floras herrscher core would be destroyed. theyd suffer no real damage. theyd live. but flora wouldnt so whats the point!!! and flora, flora takes over their body and becomes a caricature of herself- and laughs and taunts people as if she truly was evil- just so that when the dust settles, if they dont manage to get away, shell be the one they blame and not helix. helix, if it were up to flora, would be rid of their sins and hailed an innocent martyr....

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26. How would these characters react to being stuck in a small room with each other?

VERY much depends on which arc we're considering.

schicksal arc? they could manage it Zero problem. they HAVE managed it zero problem! for three years! helix genuinely likes charlie, and at that point, charlie may not like them [<- biggest understatement Ever] but she RESPECTS them. and she's very professional!!!! she WILL bitch and moan about it internally [and externally off duty] but like. charlie is actually a very Reasonable person at that point. theyre going to like. talk about the weather, or recent missions. or sit in complete silence each of them doing their own thing.

entanglement arc? helix is getting all of their limbs torn off one by one. well except for the one they already lost. theyre not fucking fighting back either that robot is Straight out of the hospital and barely alive.

pilgrimage arc....... now THIS is where shit starts getting INTERESTING. pilgrimage arc charlie & helix are fucking WEIRD. because for a Large part of it, being Stuck In A Small Room With Each Other is. pretty much just their reality. both literally and metaphorically. they are around each other All The Time... just cause they. have to. so like theyll both come out of it Alive but its definitely not going to be the superficially polite sort of interaction that it was in schicksal arc.

[patorucho]

now yell and scream about workplace violation

kian saved them for last because good fucking God. hi eveeyone its beau 💾 i have many thoughts. everyone, look AWAY.

[FOR ANYONE WILLING TO SEE ME AND MY HEADMATE CRUMBLE , CONTEXT THIS SHIP IS ABOUT A RPVERSE PATORUCHO FROM OUR QSMP RPVERSE YAOIVERSE. PATO IS A GUY NAMED JEREMY WITH LORE ALRIGHT? COOL.]

FIRST AND FORE FUCKING MOST . THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY VERY COMPLEX.

even from the VERYYY BEGINNING. BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WOULD BE. THIS GUY'S FAMILY WAS FUCKING KILLED BY THIS THING. HE HATES THEIR GUTS, AND THEY HATED HIM TOO. FOR . some... reason? thats not normal, right ?

they actually had no idea why ! cucurucho was just Playing along!!!!!! THEY DONT UBDERSTAND A LOT OF THINGS ACTUALLY, THEY MIMIC AND JUST NOD THEIR HEAD SOMETIMES !! BUT THEY LIKED THIS GUY!! WHY? DUNNO! KIND OF CUTE TO THEM.

but for a LONG TIME. THEY WERE STUCK IN THIS FUCKING RIVALRY WHICH WAS JUST ONE SIDED AND VERY DESERVING ANGER AND HATE.

AND FOR SOME REASON??? THIS STARTED CRUMBLING?????

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK. WOULD YOU GO:

"[cucurucho] doesnt have a penis, not that i know of anyway. i mean what who said that." "get AWAY from [cucurucho]. theyre MY greatest enemy, theyre only allowed to call ME baby boy." "JEALOUS?! im NOT jealous. indulge in [cucurucho's] desires all you want because i DONT CARE."

"WAIT THEYRE NOT SINGLE? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?" "[looking sullen and depressed over them having a boyfriend]" "[interrupted from staring at their flat fucking chest in a dress, turning BRIGHT RED AND MOVING HIS FUCKING HAND AWAY FROM THEIR PAW.] AH-! [STARTS WIPING HIS HAND ON HIS SHIRT??]"

[WHATEVER THAT KISS WAS????? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MAN???? YOU KISSED YOUR FAMILY'S KILLER AND NEARLY FELL IN LOVE???????]

TO YOUR FUCKING ROBOT BEAR BOSS WHO AGAIN, KILLED YOUR FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOU.

but jeremys not fucking CRAZY. he can SEE them. he can fucking Tell that rucho's Different and theres a Front and hes fucking That out while figuring whatever the Fuck hes feeling about them

because with those anger and guilt and disgust etc hes fucking lonely man. he really doesnt talk to anyone but this fucking Robot most of the time. and with it you kind of Learn about them. Slowly. thus the Weird lingering background feeling of Huh..what Is this? is it friendship? is it love? who the fuck knows! but it certainly is hiding behind your hatred for it like a red tinted glass.

and it Cracks for a brief moment before holding up again, and then cracks again slowly. And somehow overtime they get acquianted, talk a lot more, bond. he tolerates cucurucho for a bit to co-parent this orphaned experiment child that he Maybe is getting a little attached to. they bond over this, he fucking gets thrown into jail, he meets a new friend, he gets weirdly jealous over friend exploiting his jealousy, and they reunite, bond again, bond a little Too much that i think theyre busy breaking the bed way way too much. and , they get along as friends. and then have sex again before rucho Dies whoops sorry.

and My god. the Despair this bitch had when they did was Massive. lost someone he cared about part two. and part three immediately after so That was shitty.

AND THEN YAY! REVIVAL! IMAGINING THE FUCKING RELIEF THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD SEEING RUCHO'S BODY SLUMPED OVER AND ACTUALLY ABLE TO SALVAGE. HIS FRIEND!! ALIVE!!!!! AND HE WAS ABLE TO ACTUALLY SAVE SOMEONE.

AND RUCHO WAS SO THANKFUL!!!! they DEVOTE themself to him, BY PROGRAMMING. CONSIDERING THAT HES THE ONLY FUCKING ALIVE GUY IN THE FEDS. BUT ALSO? FAG WISE? SOON. UNDERWAY. AND LINGERING.

with no higher ups this gets into the rucho transition era yay ^_^ fat tgirl genderless moment!! and, if im so fucking real. if rucho fell first, jeremy fell HARDER. FELL BAD. FELL ATROCIOUSLY DOWN HORRENDOUS. HEAD OVER HEELS AND 6 FEET UNDER.HE WAS STRUGGLING.

you can see this in canon my man was STRUGGLING TO BREATHE. like after the transition and their talk, revival of their friendship and almost daily talks, the red tinted glass barrier of his hatred? shattered btw. those feelings he felt about them fucking announced themselves loudly and he hadto SURVIVE being in the same office building as this fucking bear while listening to them yap in their new voicebox in their new fat round body with boobs and a belly as they giggle shyly with angels flying around them like theyre from the heavens. confirmedby kark that jeremy falls hard almost every conversation really badly the more rucho opens up about themself freely. LOSER. this is my favorite era

but gahhhhhhhh he cares a lot :'(. that fucksme up SO MUCHHHHB. WHEN BARI RIPPED RUCHO'S HEAD OVER HE WAS THISSSS CLOSE TO CONFESSING. "—How would you feel if someone who lo- cares about you—" AND HE DOESIN THE END. "You know I like you right? I honestly really really like you too." he asksthem out on a date and stutters about romance WAHH. "—[the date] can be romantic if you want, I mean I don't mind. I-I mean, um." <- i forgot the exact wording but he focuses on tracing his finger on their paw to fully get the request that he wants to take them on a date out and when they tease him he gets flustered about it whahahurhhajha imf not normal.

datehappens and thus , begins the Together arc. LOTS PLANNED.CAN I SPOIL? I WISH. BUT ITSPLANNED. WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN? I DONTFUCKINGKMO W. I DONTWANT TO BOTHER KARK HES BUSY TO WRITE STUOID SHIT WITH ME ON TUMBLR. BUT GAH.

Currently right now theyre having a good time. really sweet even, theyre comfortable with each other as.partners and parents with their daughter coming back home to be officially adopted !!! yayyy!!! my bBABYYYY..!!

but this arc will put their relationship to the Test ^_^. New obstacles for them as theyre both past the hatred and old anger and the Past. rucho is stuck in it though, still hates them for it and ofc they do, they feel awful but jeremy forgives them and underestands that rucho didnt choose to hurt him :-(. mmjhwhghhhhdffffff.........

anyway. they love each other its Sickening. from hate to tolerance to slowburn to pure fucking love. thats Love baby. look at them, look at the main blog's pfp

thats Love baby :-( and look!! IGNORETHAT ONE OF THEM IS WRONG, BUT THEY HAVE RINGS!! YES!

THEYGET MARRIED LATER CANONICALLY. AND ACTUSLLY FACTUAL. I CAN SPOIL THIS CAUSE WE ALM SAW THIS COMING. TBH. I HATEHTNEM.

anyway um. Bye. Sorry.

[wewerebornsextuplets]

So...how do your OCs feel about the Riceballs?

this ones been sitting in my ask box for a little bit now, mostly because i wanted to try drawing some accompanying art for it but for some reason it just Was Not Happening. so im very sorry about the delay! but getting to it now!

under a readmore because this will probably be annoying to scroll past later

since kiru visits the matsuno house most frequently [+ passes by it on her way to and from work every day], she is, by far, the one who has interacted with the riceballs the most of the three. i think she would be mildly amused by them at first because she thinks the concept of an AI trying to become a comedian is a little funny in a strangely ironic sense, but would probably be a little offput by them and some of the questions they might have for her. the idea of a robot smoking a cigarette is also morbidly fascinating to her because of her own family history wrt smoking, but like. theyre robots. nothings gonna happen to them. so she cant really say shit.

i dont think the riceballs have much of an opinion on her since she didnt know them when they were more to service the matsuno family, and thus she didnt have any weird or strange demands for them. she just kind of occupies the space of "my roommate's friend who visits sometimes" in their mind. and to her they are just kind of confusing in a strangely fascinating way. but neither party is super interested in the other

being an artist, keiko gravely misunderstood what Kind of AI the riceballs are at first and was very sketched out about meeting them. but after finding out they were just robots, she was like Ohhh okay this is fine then. she hasnt interacted with them much but i think her temper may be a bit too short for them, haha... shes not quite as explosive as totoko, but after enough seemingly trivial questioning and nitpicking about how she sorts things/her art/etc, she would just kind of storm off and not want to talk to them for a little while. shes quite sensitive to high, squeaky noises as well, so i think their voices may just be a bit too shrill for her. nothing thats exactly Their fault so much as their programming, but just not very compatible. though keiko had some biases of her own going in

as for ippei, hes been to the matsuno household... maybe three times? and two of those times were probably just awkwardly standing around while kiru or keiko picked something up they forgot there. so he hasnt actually met the riceballs. but i think he would try to help their comedy routines by spicing things up with his more current, in-vogue teen humor, only for the material to fly over the primarily middle-aged audience they were actually catering to

and it goes without saying that none of the parents have met or Could conceivably meet the riceballs either, so for your sake and mine i wont entertain the notion

[penguin--person]

Beastnoch and vastgiver for the bingo please?

i dont know beastnoch as well as you do sire but i adore them!! esp your spin on them!!! ougg i really ought to read more of your fics sometime..!!! to me theyre like. silly. and goofy. ands illy.. so goofy... thyere so. messed up. but swag i think... i KNOW... so swag..

ive already done vastgiver But. you dont know them... not truly... so ill tell you about them!!:D u dont have to read this ramble of mine ofc, but, i wanted to talk about them with someone again and You said the word vastgiver to me so You get to unleash the horrors!!! it will be very ramble-y and incoherent hehe

vastgiver is my oc third vast attempt x my friend's oc lifegiver, hehe, both are iterators (rain world robots).. silly guys.. getting derailed already but. how wild is it that weve just!! been existing together for such a time!! like three years?? idk but. weve known each other for such a time!! n youve known fousek for that long as well... my boy fousek... Our boy fousek... wild tome...

so! vastgiver. tva, my beloved asshole tva, and lifegiver talked one time before meeting puppet to puppet. it was just your normal chat, asking about how lifegivers doing and what his whole deal is. a budding friendship, perhaps..? WRONG. tva then tried to kill his local group (comprised of two other iterator ocs of mine) (bg gave him access to their security systems, for reasons that would take long ot explain, which if youre interested in i would tell you but this is a vastgiver post hehe, and, then once tva had that access, he turned off their water supply, for funsies! bg and ui share their can), who then sent out an emergency broadcast all 'AHH HELP WERE BEING KILLED' and of course many iterators heard that. two other iterators from my friends went over to ui and bgs can to help them, and one other friend's oc went over to tva's can to laugh at him. and then lifegiver.

lifegiver made his presence very much known. he started drilling through tva's can with a gigantic mechanical beast, which is like, imagine someone drilling through you. imagine meeting your partner like that. lifey was especially mad because tva's doings reminded him of a personal experience he had with his local group.

he was soo angry, and, eventually, drilled his way into tva's chamber (where his puppet/body resides). he came out of his beast, yelled at tva and my other friends oc (who he was also angry at bc vivi wasnt helping at all and was rather annoying) a bit and then STABBED tva through the head!!! imapled him!!! and then tva umm. hehe. the first bud of their romance sprouted

'Itd be super hot if we kissed right now' my guy theres blood all over you and lifey is gonna for sure stab you again. tvas thought process was 'hey if hes gonna kil me i can at least make him feel as uncomfortable as possible' . anyway. this startled lifey. he didn't expect this, naturally.

'Your poncho is quite fashionable' yea sure tva whatever just die already. then lifey says 'you disgust me so much i hate you just fucking die id kill you right now i will kill you' . and at this point tva was so intrigued by lifey that he said, hey, if you let me live i'll umm not kill those two! how does that sound . and ofc lifey said Yes. so 👍they tva used this as a way to convince lifey to stay and talk with him a bit. and they talk. not about feelings but like, how cool and swag lifegiver is, tva praises him a whole bunch . n then tva is like Hey my can will collapse anyway from the damage youve done lol, and lifey fucking!!! says that his friend could fix him!!! like tva is just like 'ohhhh youre so swag and a hot babe youre so swag' and lifey already starts to get feelings for him . hilarious to me. of course this meant nothing to tva in the moment. then, uh oh, tva has lost too much blood! lifey goes over to him n just, holds him and chats with him as this puppet of his dies, ea comes and is like Hey i stole your fucking ball idiot. and tva goes nooo not my ball!! and dies. and lifey is sad about it.. holds his puppet so gently.. then ofc tva had other puppets prepared, so, he just woke up in another one, went back to lifey, hung out with him some more, their bond deepened, lifey even fuckinggg said 'i love you' !!!! im not kididng you.. tva calls lifey all kinds of silly nicknames, one of them being 'lifey wifey' which makes lifey almost as mad as he was when threatening to kill him. n then they nap for two cycles and lifey has to leave.

and then umm. 👍well tva's can falls . he sends out a broadcast which is him going FUCK THIS SUCKS. LIFEY HELP n lifey Does help he comes over to the wreckage of his can and ressurects him and tva realizes, oh, this loser really does love me, huh. n cries and sobs and they hug and hehe lifey takes her to his can:3 so that she'd be safe from danger .. then they go on a silly little date where they KISSY

they KISSY!!! and tva also met lifeys little brother.. n before that she also met some of his slugs, which lifey introduced tva to as his 'mate' bc he didnt know how else to, bc that was the only yword the slugs iunderstood, and hee theyre so silly tva was teasing him so much the whole time even before that. this is al happening in like the span of 30 cycles btw. which is, like 30 days, say. can oyu believe this.

after that umm they go back home and lifey says that hes prepared a room for tva in his city and tva says he'll find it himself and hes like Fuck Fuck Fuck this guy really cares for me Fuck so he goes and rips out a part of his core.👍gives himself a little ol lobotomy... to forget he ever did anything wrong.. lifeys overseer sees but doesnt act immediatly. tva has a litlte ol nap.

and man i really like what comes next. so. lifey after a few cycles goes and cuddles with tva, tells him ohh i love you so much. and he knows what tva did t this point, or suspects, at least. and tva is sooo happy. n then lifey touches his ribcage and notices its been opened n is like. hey did you open your ribcage. and tva goes haha no. n lifey displays the overseer photos and goes what the fuck is this then. huh. complete shift in tone. i love him. umm then they fight🧡this small arc ends with lifey getting tva another core.

then uhh . um. hehe. uhh. they fight bc its revealed to the publc that lifey saved tva. and lifey is upset about this ofc. and tva comes to visit him, they fight, lthey both ell a bunch ateach other, tva storms out but then storms back in n shows his core and yells If you really hate me that much then just destroy my core and kill me!! and umm . lifey damages his own puppet severely👍tva manages to fix him . n umm . stuff happens, lifey gets sad and tva proposes to make him feel better. were at 60 cycles at most here, dude. two months.

lifye says yes and!! thast whats happening in the rp rn:D!!! tvheyre getting married!!!! dude theyre getting married!!! in the middle of the vwedding tva just. fucking. fucked it up. "hey what if you wanna divorce me later. what if i kill again. what if i told you i liked killing them. haha jk. unless." but theyve resolved it👍

believe it or not but this isnt all of their lore, just the significant events id say

[conquestable]

1x3 - WHO YOU CALLING UGLY?

(spoilers for all three complete seasons will come up at various times as i point out foreshadowing)

about 2.6k words below the cut

this man is putting his whole pussy into this grief performance instead of letting his authentic grief shine through

"and we are left to wonder… who will save us now?" and a wide ass grin "i will!" babe didnt elon musk say the same thing? "and others like me" too bad youre about to abandon your roll as a father

even the speech he gives at the private burial is giving the energy of someone saying "they were always really nice" when someone they picked on dies

the way nolan makes direct eye contact with mark when hes making pointed bits of his speech is so deranged hahahahahahahaha

its like hes trying to feed mark all the lessons debbie tried to teach him, but he doesnt fully understand them himself yet. it takes allen later on to really hammer the message home for him, make him understand that his feelings for debbie were the reason he was alive, his community was the reason he was alive, his family gave him a reason to live, and he chose to sacrifice them all in the most brutal way possible instead of accepting those facts and fighting to protect whats important to him

man red rushs girl is FUCKED up what did he DO to that poor woman

mark: "it just doesnt seem real" me: "i wonder why"

mark is fully recognizing that there are severe personal consequences sometimes for doing hero work, sometimes your loved ones die, but he cant understand that he is ALSO a victim of these circumstances. he says "it could have been me or my mom in that hole" hes got his dad on such a high pedestal, hes the center of the boys fucking universe, i mean how many more people do you need to see die before you learn? you need to believe you are invincible with your whole CHEST and stop worrying about if that means the same thing it means to be omniman. youre not omniman youre INVINCIBLE.

im so glad all my screaming pays off in the end when he murders conquest ouughghghh what a phenomenal fight scene, ive never hit a greater payoff on a show in my life

ooooo darkblood makes nolan nervous too?

darkbloods so coooool, he just lets everyones hatred of him roll right off him, lets it slip right off and gloop all over the ground and splash back onto the person who spit it, when nolan says "you just dont want to go home" and darkblood says "maybe one day youll know why" thats my DARK AND SASSY KING RIGHT THERE

of course cecil likes robot, i dont have time to get into why, he just wants a new kind of doggie, one who thinks hes too smart to be taken advantage of

cecil awkwardly admitting that he cant keep a leash on omniman, you pathetic little man. cecil said "i couldnt get this leash on omniman, but youll wear it right?" and robot said "with pleasure"

nolan not knowing how to grieve like a human would be adorable if he werent the cause of the grief. the way he tries to go get pizza, and debbie has to be like "babe i love you but take a night off" aka spend some time appreciating the loved ones you still have left to honor the ones who have gone, she really has her good human moments, powerful enough to sway a viltrumite heart

debbie trying to encourage mark to do the same, to call william, but mark is all panicking and not knowing how to handle his grief bc like father like son

nolan basically tells mark to suck it up and pretend like hes fine so he wont disturb family time, and its really T-T nolan i love you babe but youve made so many mistakes

he thinks hes being a good father though, he even finishes looking like this as he asks mark to train with him tomorrow, hes so out of his depth

my man get a grip

debbie said "and youre talking about pizza and telling mark not to feel anything?" GET HIM DEBBIE, KICK HIS ASS

oh my god and nolan starts gloating that theyre dead and hes alive because hes more superior to all of them, hes bragging to her face that he killed them all

nolan youre losing your grip, the handle is over there, youve started to fly away, i need you to grip the handle

debbie said "i dont want a broken family" girl none of us do, im so sorry for your loss

wwwooooowwwwww mark uses amber as a rebound off dealing with his grief feelings, dont do that mark, dont do thatttttt, is she important to you or not, you need to make that decision when youre in a sober frame of mind

omg and he can barely stutter out a sentence and she hits him with a "who?" my queeeeen bully him more bully him bully him

shes so far out of his league its not even funny

woof and the way she calls him straight out on it "youre terrified of me arent you?" awoooooooo

shes getting him all flustered, making him feel new things, who cares about all that grief stuff anyway, hes got girl problems to focus on

shes so flirty and hes so awkward stoooppppppp

i bet she blew his mind the first time she let him touch her, he nutted in point three seconds flat, said he was sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, and she told him it was okay and they could try again later, no really its okay

uggghhhh rex im gonna get you one of these days, man lied to kate to get in her pants and tried to act like the victim

"this doesnt mean shit, theyre not even the real kate" GO TO JAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL REX

robot trying to ask mark why he wont join the guardians and mark just rubs his neck and hes like "well my daddy said he wants me all to himself"

mark is such a fanboyyyy he still somehow doesnt grasp the gravity of the situation, its like hes gonna start asking for autographs, he was too busy jerking it to amber on the phone to think about all that death stuff that necessitated these auditions in the first place

robot: "despite your name i believe you underestimate yourself invincible" its like how much more can people beat him over the head with it

robot really has a way of saying "my judgement of you is impeccable and scientific"

rex laughing at monster girl, boyyyy that girls gonna kick your ass, dont play with her

ohhhh and the way she gets on him for his tiny little dick complex and he starts looking around at the crowd all nervous, yeah bitch, doesnt feel so good when its you in the hot seat, does it

GET HIM MONSTER GIRL, KNOCK HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT

not eve saying "he asked for it" facts

oh shes too good for him, rex does not deserve her apology, but he DOES deserve the beat down to his ego it took for mark to save him, and he wont even take monster girls hand when she tries to help him up, GET A GRIP REX, WOMEN ARE PEOPLE

eve: "rex cheated on me" mark : "ohhhhh oh noooo awwww oh nooooo"

eve: "rex told her i was fucking you" mark: "HAHA WHAT??? WOAHHH ohhh awww ohhhhh thats crazyyyyyy"

and here comes black samson, heavy hitter number one with the first opportunity to bend rex over his knee and teach that boy a lesson, listen to your elders rex, team work makes the dream work

he even calls black samson "dad" when hes sassing him come onnnnnn

oh my god ohhhh my god "gonna beat your ass until you call me dad again" i cant breathe, get him black samson, get himmmmmmmmm

and rex dont know when enough is enough and just keeps asking for it, PLEASEEEEE put it in him black samson, give his mouth sm better to do

robots weird obsession with monster girl starts for such a weird reason helpppppp

she said "you wanna change my diapers?" and he starts stuttering, im not gonna unpack this

will wants mark to get laid soooo bad, he sees mark walking around every day with his repressed virgin daddys boy energy and thinks "i can fix him, thats my best friend right there"

the way mark doesnt know ANYTHING about her and will has to give him the cliffnotes, i cant deal, the second hand embarrassment is too much. he put in the effort to ask around about amber at school just so he could fill mark in cuz he knew mark would never do it himself

and he kicks will out like WILL is the embarrassment

at least mark is a good enough man not to lie to women on purpose, doest mean he knows how to treat them yet though. his "ive never done this before but im trying my best" energy is the definition of his and ambers relationship, and she forgives him for his mistakes over and over and over until it nearly costs her her life

she tries to pick him apart and get him to open up by asking about his comic books, helpppp shes too good for him, out of his league

the way she takes his stuttering pick up lines and flips them around and uses them against him in a sexier way im deadddddddddd

and here comes cecil to cockblock the fuck out of him

mark: "are you spying on me?" cecil: "i own you and you dont deserve privacy, get with the program"

its crazy the way he comes after mark with so much conquest in his eyes, he could never tame nolan but by god he will tame his son, weird power hungry old pervert. it really gets his mortal, un-super cock hard to act like hes the reason any super hero was ever successful, like theyre nothing without him, hes the big tough guy behind it all

and mark doesnt know any better so hes just like "sure ill go grab the milk for you"

and mark stuttering over the mention that eve might be there, someone get this kid laid i swear to god, get out of his way cecil

im mark kin, i dont know where mount rushmore is either, big dummy club

man amber is so rightfully pissed, shes giving her best face to mark and seducing him just right, and hes like "actually i gotta go"

OH THEYRE GOING TO FIGHT DOC SEISMIC, MY GOOFY LITTLE MAN

even doc seismics costume rips, hes such an icon, look at his four hairs sticking up out of his head

cecil never even tries to rehab this guy cuz hes just cruising in his own lane being a silly little guy, hes trying to blow up a colonist monument instead of performing human experiments on classmates he doesnt like, so what use is he to cecil?

mark needs quip lessons from my main man spiderman

nolan: "you left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis?" my sweet honey baby youre so close to right, if you didnt follow up with "good. well not good for her, but good." dont teach him thatttttt look at how red rush fucked up his girl doing the same shit

and mark is trying desperately to get back to his teenaged boy problems but nolan is like "remember life is a balance between what you want and what you need. never forget youre half viltrumite" nolan now is not the TIMEEEEEEEEE its like hes begging for sympathy from mark saying some shit like "im evil because i have to be, please forgive me"

i cant believe amber really waited for him instead of just rescheduling, she want that virgin dick bad

she likes him cuz hes a punching bag omgggg she wants to see him get bullied too, im amber kin

don is such a sweet man, his world is so small cuz cecil takes up the whole thing, he wants to do the right thing so bad, and since his special skill is dying a lot hes extremely useful to cecil, cecil doesnt even have to worry about his safety

I CANT BELIEVE NOLAN SLAPS THAT DEAD TENTACLE MONSTER ON TOP OF DEBBIES FRESH FOOD, GO TO JAIL

he says "its an aphrodisiac" and she says "like you need it" i fully believe shes just stroking his ego with that one, he cant be that good in bed while hes emotionally stunted like that

the way debbie takes nolans bragging and meets him at his level and brags about the job well done she did today too waaaahhhhhh debbie youre too good for him

oh eve im so sorry rex hurt you, hes a tornado forget about him T-T

ughhhh and she follows his firework display so readily, dont let his romantic charade fool you baby girl hes bad news

rex: "im out of control babe. i know i hurt you but i didnt mean it. i just cant help it. youll take me back wont you? pretty please? look at the pretty fireworks!"

eve: "that wasnt even an apology" rex: "im sorry" BOY YOU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL, LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE

and when eve sees mark and amber making out, not to ignore eves needs rn but the way ambers got her thigh between marks legs LOOORD HAVE MERCY hes gonna nut in his pants before she even gets them off of him

shes grinding it all up in there, hes not gonna last two seconds, pray for his virgin soul

anyway i wish eve had other friends T-T she was right to respect marks space but she needs someone right now

my maulers are back <33333333333

and the way he looks that man in the eye and says "aw… sorry pete…" idk why he likes that guard so much but i love it

baby girl you are so precious to meeeee

and his stupid little flip flops hahahahaha

his superiority complex being directed at a clone of himself instead of the people around him makes him such a gem (its also why he didnt deserve to die, rip kings), he just wants to mind his own business and eat yummy food and make little science gadgets

hes so confident he sees HIMSELF as disposable, fully just uses his twin as a human shield and says "oh well i can just make another one" unbothered king

robot having his little evil reveal moment, i never could have predicted what that weirdo was up to, men will go to any lengths to get laid

AH DEBBIES CATCHING A CHILL, THAT MEANS MY MAN DARKBLOOD IS NEAR

hes just trying to help you debbie, i know hes spooky but hes a good dude, he even tries to point out to her how weird it is that nolan is so tight lipped about whats going on

and when he realizes she doesnt know anything he backs off immediately, my king is respectful

another little shot of nolan getting nervous, knowing darkbloods on his trail, it wont be long now

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[bwooom]

ok sick one person liked it that means i get to talk about it. so its called Nebula God Xubolter and the basic premise is there's some space company fighting over some space stations (in this setting theyre kinda like megacities floating around in space that people live on) and asteroids and other stuff against a coalition of psychics trying to start their own space society. none of them really have any true claim over this territory and no one wants them there.

this is a conflict that started a while ago, reached an uneasy peace for a few years, and has started back up again

the company's pilots are all cybernetically augmented humans whose cybernetics are there to help them pilot their mechs, the xubolter series (theres 3, which combine into one super mech). the psychics' have biotech mechs (yea its like evas) that they connect to with their psychic abilities to pilot optimally

aliens also exist within this setting but this is seen as a human conflict that none of them want to get involved in, especially since most are averse to cybernetics? thats a weird gross thing humans do (its also associated with humanitys penchant for creating AI and intelligent robots, as most aliens kind of just lump all that stuff together. thats not really important to this though)

for characters: first up is Beaz (the first one i came up with), a woman who doesnt like taking things too seriously. she acts like everythings a big joke to her, but at some point she cant help but show her kinder side to her fellow pilots. despite how outgoing she seems shes ALSO really cagey about her past? why is she here? why did she VOLUNTEER for this? whats she running away from? but thats not important. she's having a lot of fun piloting Xubolter Leviathan, an aquatic mech, and gettin REAL friendly with one of the mechanics wink wink nudge nudge. dont ask her questions about her past

next is Olliet, an offputting and quiet 15 year old that likes to keep to themself, who's allowed here because everyone with the power to okay something like that was out of their minds. their parents were killed in the previous instance of the conflict due to an error on the company's part, them being the only survivor thanks to the pilot of one of the mechs fishing them out of the rubble and carrying them to safety. everyone assumes that theyre here for revenge, and tries to avoid the topic. if they all know, there's no reason to ask. in actuality, that's not why Olliet's here at all. they can barely remember anything about their parents, whats the point of revenge? the REAL reason theyre here is because the safest, most at-home theyd ever felt was when they were being carried to safety by the mech. theyre literally putting their life at risk because they think that the big robot is their dad, they are "relates to machines instead of other humans" to the extreme. but regardless of their motives, theyre an INCREDIBLE pilot, the best of the company's three. they pilot Xubolter Behemoth, a land-based mech. they're getting along with the ships AI, too!

then there's Trypan, who is so fucking scared all the time. xe used to NOT be so fucking scared all the time but then xe ended up racking up a severe debt with the company due to a series of mistakes and now this is the only way xe can pay it back. xe hates it here, but despite that xe's getting better and better at piloting the aerial mech Xubolter Ziz. the only thing that can consistently calm xem down is xyr new friend(?), Yves, who is able to encourage Trypan to get in the ziz and fight! she's such a great guy, im sure his motives are 100% rooted in Trypan's best interest.

all three of their mechs combine into Nebula God Xubolt, a space-based mech! it is very cool. trust me on this

finally, there's Lio, the ace pilot of the psychics. theyre smug, egotistical, and completely buy their own hype, which is annoying because they can back it up 90% of the time. their biomech is unique in that it has very little external armor, exposing its red sinewy flesh, opting instead to be protected by psychic shielding Lio projects. the lack of armor, while risky, enables it to be three times faster than the average biomech! which is the exact kind of dangerous as fuck move Lio would pull. also Lio has their brain exposed to better connect to their biomech (they cover it with a plastic dome and a wig when out of their mech).

ok thats all i got. no art because i dont have any sory. please imagine several really cool robots very hard.

i should ocpost more do you guys wanna hear a brief overview of my latest guys (mech pilots)

[sleevesareforlosers]

really a twitterverse question but are people (really just cherri/newsie/chimp) ever confused/surprised by the way the fab four (particularly kobra) are with the baby Girl??? i was thinking about how Same Old Antics is partly about reputations/the way people are perceived and the juxtaposition of kobra’s reputation and his interactions w the Girl is so interesting to me that i wanted to ask like how does seeing kobra w the girl affect cherri’s opinion of him and vice versa with him & the twins

oh this is an interesting one! i'm gonna try to be coherent but if im not just lmk and ill try again skdjfh

short answer: no. its not surprising

long answer:

the thing with the girl (in all my canons but ill focus on twitterverse here ofc) is that the fab four dont really... advertise that they have her? theyre already Very wanted by the city (even moreso in SOA) and the girl is Also very wanted by the city so they try to keep a low profile and not like. spread around that theyre raising this highly wanted and important child (BLI knows abt her powers but the fab four kinda dont) bc otherwise the pursuit would be so truly relentless. sure, they take her places and they dont really Hide her but if you consider that cherri didn't know they had her despite it a) being up on the fab fours reputations and b) being Really close with doc who's like... the reason that the four have her then yeah, its not common knowledge that the fab four have a kid.

but like. esp kobras reputation doesnt really have to do with anyone else? like he doesnt have a reputation as being an asshole or being widely hated or a loner or anything he's got a reputation of being a fucking good racer, a quick fighter, and a bit easy. none of the fours reputations Really have to do with them being idk, cruel, just standoffish and wild and yknow, teenagers/young adults (like age range 19-25) in the zones. when you contextualize them as parents/guardians/whatever then things like kobra and ghoul never inviting their hookups back to the diner, party being a bit reclusive and mysterious, even jet having like. a Thing with mad gear but not touring with him or anything starts to make sense.

for the twins their interactions with kobra/the four before they found out about the girl were 1) a mostly-chance encounter in zone five (only two of them) 2) a trade where somehow a toy robot meant more to kobra than getting revenge on cherri did (and only three of them went into the hideout) and 3) a bar fight where again, the whole crew wasnt there. so taking those encounters and combining them with the well-known fact that the four had taken a risky and short-notice run into the City and the lesser-known fact that doc had intel in an important kid needing to get out of the city in the same timeframe, cherri puts those pieces together really fast when he sees the picture that kobra had in his backpack during the race

all this to say that cherri rolls up to that shipment interception and comes face-to-face with the girl for the first time and is met with a) jet, clearly unenthusiastic about it interacting with their kid b) kobra, fairly neutral on the whole thing but him and cherri had also had. a few more encounters then the rest of them and c) party outright telling it to fuck off and not talk to their kid and it goes "oh these motherfuckers are protective"

newsie was probably more surprised but also zie had even Fewer interactions with the four and didn't really see them with the girl until after party had been taken which really had everyone thrown for a loop. chimp was the least surprised bc well, the four had nothing against her when she met them, really, other than maybe thinking she had bad taste, so there was no animosity like there was with the twins. she managed to sweet talk them into letting her hold the girl on the first meeting by smiling and asking and , behind her, pony and doc flashed a thumbs up at a suspicious-looking jet

and like, despite them being not nice to outsiders (to say the least), theres nothing about their reputations to suggest that theyd be mean to each other. crews (esp in my canons) are SO reliant on liking and trusting the other people in them, if the four have a kid its not out of a sense of obligation or anything, its because some part of them Wanted to raise a kid and theyre gonna do their goddamn best with her. if that includes four highly-lethal and wanted rebels stacking blocks and babytalking at a toddler whose first five words included three swears then hey, so be it

god god god okay you already god a short answer but to sum up (again) its not surprising as much as eye opening, throws a bit of light on why the four act like they do about certain things.

[lonelyghosts-stuff]

Marvel’s What If Episode 7 Reaction

No no this is the opposite of what I wanted. More Loki! Not less!

If they don’t have Thor being an absolute idiot without Loki being his voice of reason I’m gonna be upset

Wait what the hell I saw Seth Green in the opening credits lmao??? Now I’m just thinking about Chris Griffin

DARCY

Wow they got Jane back too

Soooo how do they know about aliens?

“HOLY MOLY” lmao

Hey thor my life isn’t that dull… okay fine that’s a lie

Sooo Thor is a frat boy?

YOOOO I NEED A SCREENSHOT OF THAT ART WITH THOR AND LOKI

ALL OF IT

Soooo in this world, Odin was a good dude and didn’t kidnap Loki and gave him back to Laufey? (Didnt Laufey abandon him tho since he was too small? I guess in this universe they simply… lost their prince? Lmao?)

Thor didn’t have Loki as his voice of reason I called it.

Night night Odin

Lmao Chad Frigga dipping Odin as soon as he’s asleep

I wonder if they got Idris Elba back for Heimdall?

“We are going to the most backward, backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to.” D,: Thor why you gotta do me dirty like that???

Chris Hemsworth is definitely a better voice actor than some others

Oh yo it be Skurge

Darcy into probing huh?

(Romantic Music Playing) lmao

Man I love Darcy

Poor Howard the Duck lmao (oh yea that’s Seth green)

Skrulls huh

Honestly surprised Thor knows all of these planets. Including the grandmaster??? In the sacred timeline he didn’t even know Sakaar existed.

Wait so, are the Asgardians on good terms with Jotunheim then? If so, I wanna see party loki. Or maybe he’s too reserved for that. I wonder how Laufey raised him? IF WE DONT SEE JOTUN LOKI IM GONNA RIOT

Thor destroyed a star. That sounds about right

“Now that was an excellent party. You know, we lost Fandral for three days. Found him in a barn, curled up next to a baby goat. It was classic. Isn’t that right, Fandral?” “I NAMED HIM GARY!” “Yeah, you did.” “YEA GOATS!” Okay. Screw everyone else in the MCU. I love Fandral now. He’s the GOAT, pun intended

Oh not a star, he killed a whole planet.

I thought Asgardians were supposed to be more advanced than earth but making a tablet is so complicated?

Howard and Darcy was not a pair I thought expected

Yo it’s nebula and korg? So where’s Thanos? How is nebula allowed to go partying with Thanos looking for the infinity stones?

Drax too? Isn’t he in prison? And then Valkyrie? Seems like a lot more than just Thor being an only child is different in this universe. Most of these dudes should hypothetically be in prison or on super serious missions. And I just thought, isn’t Howard the duck imprisoned by the Collector? What’s the timeline for this?

DARCY MARRIES HOWARD THE DUCK? GIRL YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN HIM AND HIS CORKSCREW WANG!

Aaaaaand Jane and Thor got magic and science tattoos. Mighty fast character progression.

Oh? Hookups? That took a turn.

Awwwww Fandral snuggling with a bunch of Chinchilla looking animals <3

Unknown caller?

Dammit Rumlow

Rocket???

Acting director??? What happened to Nick???

KORG NO

Damn everyone crashed at Jane’s

I mean, didn’t seem like too much of a threat

PHIL!!!

Lmao the world isn’t gonna be destroyed by parties?

Oh Carol Danvers?

Okay so…. Lemme get this straight..

Loki and an army of aliens attacking the world? Shield: “nah not a threat.” Robot with robot army threatening to destroy the whole planet “nah Carol has better things to do.” A partying dude from space with no ill intent but just doesn’t seem to understand consequences? “CALL CAPTAIN MARVEL WE NEED HER!!!” Yea okay Shield

Thor loves waffles

LOKI

JOTUN LOKI

HES HERE

LOKI!!!

HOLY CRAP HES HUGE

HE HAS ICE HORNS

See everything would be better without Odin’s interference.

(That’s what she said)

YAY THEYRE FRIENDS

“You’re my brother form another mother man.” YOOOOOO

Loki just sang “Brothers foreveeeeerrrrr!” I can’t—

Aaaaaand fart jokes… “did you boom?” “I never boom. I only boom in private.” Dammit marvel I hoped you were better than this.

LOKI MAKE A WISH

White snake? Lmao where did she get that name lol.

What’s wrong with a party tho? Is this really top priority? Yea they destroyed another planet, but you never explained how

Why doesn’t she sound like Brie Larson? She’s still acting for Marvel Studios so it’s interesting they couldn’t get her for it… unless it is her and I just can’t remember how her voice sounds

Was that punch really necessary? Dude wasn’t posing a threat to anyone.

“You know, there’s a Midgardian word for women like you.” THOR NO—

“PARTY POOPER!” Oh thank God

“This ones for fury” but it wasn’t even Thor that hit him? It was korg and on accident! Cmon carol, I had hoped you’d be smarter than this and more reasonable. Not resorting to violence when nothing has even escalated…

Haha hammer to the face

And the back of the head lmao

BAHAHAHAHA HE JUST SMACKED HER INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY

THOR DONT BOOP STONEHENGE

Dammit Thor

Lmao I love that the countries have their names on them.

Okay just stay and fight here away from civilian population

Marvel really giving us what we want with the most powerful characters fighting

Mary Sue Captain Marvel

Her lipstick has stayed perfect somehow

Fighting in a storm eh? Can’t see how this could go wrong

Haha hammer timeout

Lmao I wanna see Frigga put Thor in a timeout

They’re chanting pooper at her. Is this elementary school again?

Bruh I just realized, Thor is supposed to be acting king while Odin is in Odin sleep lmao. I bet Asgard is going to either be in the best peace ever without Thor or utterly destroyed.

Leave south and north Dakota alone lol

Lmao I love Darcy

YAY GARY THE GOAT WAS SAFE

Wow Jane used the L word fast

Kicking Jane out of the helicarrier? Yea smart move kicking off the person who actually knows anything about this albeit she is a little blinded by love

Giant Loki holding a tiny phone

BAHAHAAHAHA “hey earth girl, you haven’t got a friend, have you!” YES LOKI ITS ME. MARRY ME

Stop throwing phones lmao

BRUH HOW IS SURTUR NOT EVIL EITHER? AND STOP FLIRTING WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

NO HE DESTROYED HER ARM LMAO

There goes the power grid

NOT THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE

Lmao there he goes

WHY DID KORG HAVE A PACIFIER IN HIS MOUTH

Bout time Heimdall popped in

Aaaaaand Jane got abducted by heimdall

Seeing as Heimdall hasn’t said anything, I’m assuming they didn’t get Idris back lol.

How is shield so chill on murdering Thor? Yes he’s destructive but they’re resorting to killing him so fast instead of talking to him! No one has even told him he’s putting the planet at risk! Dudes too dumb to know on his own!

JANE STOP DRINKING

Damn Maria Hill I had higher hopes for you

Lying Thor

Okay so shield trusts Frigga to help, but still irks me that shield was so trigger/nuke happy… seems the opposite of what we’ve seen of them (ugh just gotta ignore it and chock it up to this being an alternate reality)

Ew Drax

Loki calling the other jotuns “ice bros” lmao

It’s also mantis and Yondu!!

wait how did grandmaster just teleport away like the bifrost?

Nice going thor. You big hunky dummy

“MY MOTHER IS COMING.” Good lord is this high school now lmao???

How do they all know Frigga and why are they all afraid?

Damn the bifrost takes a lot longer than I would have expected

No no Thor the tower of pisa is meant to be tilted—oh whatever

Wait, but I don’t see loki helping, is he gonna be up to something last minute to ruin Thor’s cover up lmao?

I don’t believe Frigga would be tricked this easily lmao

Thor you are such a bad liar

Lmao here comes carol

Hahaha how did mjolnir get so trashed

Wow thor is so much taller than Jane

Wow this Jane and Thor seem to have more chemistry than the sacred timeline version ever did

Wait I want resolve for Loki!!

Uh oh

WHAT

ULTRON VISION WITH THE INFINITY STONES?? HOW

No resolution for that??? Well then. Rip this universe too lmao

Damn I wanted more Loki

There better be a Loki centric episode sometime. If they didn’t it’d a huge missed opportunity from marvel

Okay yea looking at the credits, Carol Danvers wasn’t played by Brie Larson but a lady named Alexandra Daniels. Odd they didn’t get Brie Larson.

Probably my favorite episode so far even with how absurd it was. A lot more upbeat than the past few ones with a better resolve to the story imo.

Also, if anyone can provide me of screenshots of Loki from this episode I would be very grateful

[astralglam]

MUN AND MUSE QUESTIONS ♡

list 5 of your muse’s favourite sensations.

1. hearing a WICKED NEW SONG for the first time and having your entire nervous system collapse upon itself 2. falling asleep -- with a blanket! -- blankets are new -- blankets are awesome 3. being wasted in public and knowing your friends will haul your ass home safely 4. natural wind, not air pushed through an artificial vent -- being outside is something 683 doesn’t take for granted

do they have any pet peeves?

being underestimated or relegated to “ditzy useless moron” without being given a chance. 683 is, very clearly, a ditzy useless moron, but 683 has managed to get this far for a reason. what she lacks in common sense she has in abundance with determination!!  a lot of the reason she also comes across as “stupid” is because she’s just very sheltered. her intelligence isn’t to be underestimated and she did just fine working in a science-based career (albeit one she hated) and has only managed to close the gap in musical talent so quickly because she’s a math savant.  she hates being “othered” just because she might not be in the latest loop

their comfort read? (could be a book, magazine, comics, etc)

old magazines. he has no idea who any of the people in them are, what they’ve done or where they are now, but it’s a comforting snapshot in time boiled down to a nostalgic simplicity that is very easy to digest and interact with.  even the advertisements radiate the allure of the unknown.  he likes teen beat. lol

if the book they are reading turns out to be shit, do they push through just for the sake of finishing it, or do they move on and find something else?

they absolutely move on.  683 is the kind of person who would take one bite out of every chocolate in a box and then throw it away -- the allure of novelty and newness is incredibly enticing to them, so much so that they often lose interest in things half way through.  there’s just SO MUCH out there and theyre SO EXCITED to see it all ... why read a book they dont like when they’re certain they’ll find one that’ll make them CRAZY if they just try again?  

their comfort tv show / film?

683 doesn’t often remember the titles or names of things they’ve watched, but just the content. and inevitably, it all kind of blends together into a mush because they hardly understand any of it (a lot of films require context on preexisting knowledge, such as culture or trends, and 683 barely even knows what high school is).  they really like any kind of “silly” science fiction, so they like marvin the martian cartoons and invader zim, my life as a teenage robot, robot jones.  easy to understand and incredibly visually appealing and entertaining.  lack of context made it difficult for them to appreciate the full extent of it (private schools, theater, etc), but they still really enjoyed watching rushmore (the movie).  

a song that is currently stuck in their head? (or multiple)

she’s always got a song stuck in her head, but it’s usually her own!  she’s listening to a lot of the who right now -- she gets them confused with the guess who.  but she likes BOTH their versions of shakin’ all oooovaaaaaa

the next three questions are for you. do you have anything special in common with your character?

:| honestly i guess im kinda glad that this got put under a read more it’s cringe time.  i think a lot of 683 does come from a very exaggerated personal experiences -- there’s the shallow stuff skimmed off the top, that 683 is an expression of my interest in retrofuturism, the 70s, scifi, aliens, etc. but there’s also 683 as a stand in for the experience of being part of a disapora community or even just being a member of any “alienated” (haha) community in general

a major critique i have with a lot of contemporary asian american self reflection work is it often goes into “ugh! i hate my PARENTS i hate my culture now i have trauma from being othered asians are so repressive!” and i COMPLETELY ... UNDERSTAND ... HOW BADLY ... growing up in a super traditional asian household can fuck you up ... but i wish we’d move past that discussion and realize we fall into the trap of desperately wanting to assimilate rather than acknowledge who we are, because we ARENT white americans, and we arent necessarily like asian people from asia, we are a unique experience.  683 is not necessarily the best atominan, but 683 is obviously not a human being by biology -- they cannot change who they were born as, no matter how obsessed they become with a (very western -- rock music and mod clothes!) culture. their initial reaction is indignant rage and loathing of their home culture -- atomina is oppressive, atomina is bad, atomina is boring, atomina stifles me.  humanity becomes this great unknown that they feel will fulfill them, the allure of the other.  but the course of the story (which i never share because i feel cringe) is that 683 realizes atomina isnt bad, atomina is just different, and atomina loves them all the same.  they cannot deny that they arent human and they should love being atominan while also acknowledging that maybe they dont want to live there and they dont mind being an atominan amongst humans

i had a whole scene scripted for a board i never did -- 683 lives in a predominantly white area of london but sid, priscilla and 683 shop/hang out/have friends in mostly immigrant areas.  he eats a lot at a filipino grocery store and the lady there always knows what he likes (halo halo but make it vegan you can DO IT -- lumpia with veggies only), and sometimes she gives him free food if he offers to help out with things around the store (put boxes on shelves, label things, etc)

one day she asks him to help with making a balikbayan box (balikbayan is basically any pinoy overseas, so it’s like a box you send home to your family still in the philippines with presents from wherever u are, because there are so many diaspora filipinos) and he sits on the floor with her while she packs it.  i pack these with my mom all the time!! i used to sit on the finished boxes when i was little lol cuz theyre HUGE but theyre filled with love and care and labeling it with those big letters -- CAUAYAN CITY -- idk idk whatever but she gets on the topic of family, says he ought to consider sending one home too (she assumes he’s also filipino or at least some kind of asian)

home is a sore subject for him so he avoids it, he says he doesnt have anyone to send one too and she ends up talking to him about it and he awkwardly implies he’s estranged from his family.  ofc she tells him his family loves him no matter what and they miss him and must be worried about him being so far away.  stuff stuff stuff. it’s just stuff things.  i dont know.

but i guess a lot more personal experiences went into 683 than i thought x_x

its a little clumsy, its hard to articulate my thoughts. but 683 is very much asian american, not just asian 

if you read this dont talk to me or ill excplode im not even gonna go back and read it

what brings you the most joy about writing this character, right now?

this is MYYYYYY OC its my first OC on tumblr! obviously i love all the characters i write for but its MYYYY OC and ive devoted SO much time into 683 ... whats on my blog is just the tip of the iceberg because everything else goes into my schoolwork and personal projects.  ive animated 683, storyboarded 683, made an enormous amount of concept art ... and instead of putting all the time into JUST 683, it’s the whole world 683 is from, so that includes designing both atomina and the place 683 lives, designing all the humans they meet and live with, designing all the atominans, etc.  there are probably 30+ characters in 683′s story so far and it spans about 7 years of his life (ofc told in little snippets).  

who would win in a fight, you or them?

me, and i wouldnt fight 683, i would kill her with my bare hands. next question

any advice from your muse?

683 wants you to know u can go outside wearing colors that dont match and no one is going to get mad at u

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[tsurangaconundrum]

Dude i love the internet sometimss i go to someones blog and theyre like “sideblog is at x” and im like !!!???! DUDE???? Sometimes i think i know three people but they turn out to all be the same person on different accounts and it makes me love them more. Theres someone, like longtime friend, on my discord server who im not entirely sure is actually a separate person or another account for the same person but like. Ive known these people for like 3 years now so i cant really ask??

I feel like ive said this before but worst thing in the world is not knowing if something you do or experience is normal -

My sisters dog is growling at nothing right now but she was kinda asleep and now shes up and wagging her tail so probably im not about to get nerfed by a ghost. If i dont send this ask you’ll know ig.

- anyway so then youre googling hospital robots at two in the morning and for some reason the internet doesn’t know what you mean by that. Idk the human experience is so varied and seriously what how are there so many ways to do things the world is so crazy. I wanna live in the same house with someone i share no language with and see how that would work out. I think im pretty good at nonverbal communication and also it would be rad af to halfway not know whats going on half the time but it would be in a fun way this time. My neighbor, when i was bad at chinese or having trouble learning or whatever offered to drop me off on the streets of beijing and pick me up three days later, he said by then id know the language. At the time that scared me, and i dont know how good of an idea that specifically is but idk id do it. Its just so wild how many things there are yknow??

Honestly i feel like i had other funnier things to say but i cant remember any of them so instead how about you tell me how youre doing? How was your new year and being back at school and whatnot? Seen any cool critters?

omg hi dba! answer for this and the rest of ur asks under the cut!!!

i think u can ask. i dont think its that rude. its a wide internet out there. im really careful abt keeping track of sideblogs and im super weird abt like who i follow i have neuroses abt it and stuff but so anyway i do keep exact track of who is who. if i interact via a sideblog i constantly keep track.

as for the varied and wild human experience yes so much. i dont think its a good idea to do that but my dad said when he lived in south america for a little while as a kid he picked up spanish really quick so it's true. i love thinking about the complex inner lives of everyone around me. andrew garfield voice i think you could fall in love with anyone if you knew their story.

my new year was very boring lol i literally watched doctor who on da couch but it was good. as for critters i was getting high a while back (sorry kids. dont do drugs etc) and a deer literally came out of the woods and walked right by me. like it was not 5 feet from me i could have reached out and touched it. it was sososo cool.

okay so when u sent this i was actually blogging while on a discord call with tumblr user transfagshit / carriecoded and so we were a little incomprehensible on the dash. our blogs should be viewed together in tandem from that night in order to piece together any jokes

analyzing supernatural actually has nothing to do with being smart and everything to do with bullshitting. all analysis is going hey you know what would be funny. if i said this. i have a post somewhere that keeps being tagged as like meta and or whatever and i genuinely have no idea what i was saying. i typed it frantically at 1am. so clearly its at least a little bit bullshitting. its not exhausting at all because were all doing it as a bit. writing supernatural posts fills the hole in my heart that having not taken an english class in 2.5 years left. its a hobby.

fsdakjsfdlkjf thanks bro. it'll be okay. someone died recently. which hasnt been fun. but i'm okay. or i will be or whatever. life goes on etc. i'll be fine! nevertheless he blogged etc

the only thing with the omega variant is it is the last greek letter, which means we would have to do the million other variants first. which would suck. but god if we got there we would NEED the laugh. we earned the laugh. for getting through that. also dont apologize i love receiving ur asks!!! bussin. i feel like that word had a real cultural moment 5 months ago and i havent seen it since thank u for reminding me. i hope youre also having a lovely time wherever you are

[good-enemy]

im. a bit confused about the loona pairs in these teasers are these the mirrors we’ve been theorising about the whole time?

- choerry and hyunjin i get. obv. they led with choerry and hyunjin right? probably bc everyone already knows the connection bc theyve been highlighting it the entire time lol. hyunjins link to oec (primary colours), choerry acting as her replacement in oec? kind of? like a version of hyunjin that jinsoul and kim lip created? maybe? and then choerry took hyunjins place in that version of love and live and so what showed them as twins and maybe theyre supposed to be the same person. or maybe theyre just besties who knows anyway

- i think olivia and heejin were next and theyre obvious too the first and last girl and then they meet on the roof in egoist and its like the loonaverse/mobius strip has come full circle or whatever but also im pretty sure theyre both the closest things to deities the loonaverse has like heejin was the first girl the founder, i think she invented colour? thats heavily implied in vivid anyway and then olivia maybe invented darkness?? or something idk im pretty sure shes got something funky going on bc nobody else has random laser eyes (also when are THEY making a comeback) and if yves and/or jinsoul truly are the loonaverse’s villains well then theyre both working against olivia right so that would make her..the loonaverse’s saviour??? mirroring its founder?

- chuu and haseul are both the December Girls TM and both the powerhouse vocals or whatever so theres an immediate but basic connection but i also think that bit at the end of heart attack was haseul maybe trying to save chuu from yves’ charm but she was too late, bc werent chuu and gowon the ones to tempt hyunjin away from her oec duties or whatever with the bracelet (im going to circle back to oec they are objectively the coolest part of the loonaverse) meaning that chuu and gowon dont actually have access to 1/3 world/plane/whatever you want to call it or i think they would have been a bit more direct about it bc that was obviously yves’ idea, chuu and gowon are not portrayed as cunning enough to come up with something like that imo, and anyway obviously haseul is in 1/3 world so i wonder if the connection between chuu and 1/3 world was about to be lost and that was haseul trying to hold on and pull her back? also i think most orbits think that all the girls started off in eden and branched out but i think they actually started off in 1/3 world, like the normal world where heejin/god wants everyone to be, and got lost for various reasons but im less sure about that. 

- yves and jinsoul both radiate pretty sinister energy i mean jinsoul is always randomly showing up and giving off a weird vibe (a. why was she following vivi around hong kong b. kidnapping choerry with the cherry cake?? c. egoist. what d. why not when shes just lurking on the corner in the phone booth. also sweet crazy love implies that she got her odd eye first since kim lip and choerry are walking around with their eyes starting to hurt but jinsoul has already been to the optometrist, and then she can teleport so she can show up basically anywhere and just do what shes gotta do to be evil or whatever) and then yves is pretty explicitly and literally a snake in the grass, breaking out of eden which im pretty sure is supposed to be purgatory, which would mean that waiting it out and getting the approval of the teacher at the end as olivia did is what youre supposed to do but yves was rebellious/impatient and just took the sneaky back way out except then she ended up getting lost in the forest with chuu and gowon (which begs the question of what exactly happened to yeojin because they were very vague about that) (and also what the forest is supposed to represent? hell? in that case where are odd eye circle? because if heejin is god that would imply 1/3 world is heaven? are odd eye circle in the land of the living? did...bbc kill off loona) anyway that was rambly but chuu and gowon are clearly living their best lives in 1/3 world/heaven/whatever because of a. the haseul thing and b. gowon is clearly going through some kind of transitional state where the shadow/blonde gowon are gowon from another plane (or the future? because if its ‘gowon from another plane’ that implies two gowons) and i dont think shes coming from oec world or shed have an odd eye so she must be coming from 1/3 world but i dont think theres actually any proof of that other than the process of elimination...unless chuu and gowon knowing where to send the bracelet to hyunjin required them having some memory of where 1/3 world was thus implying they both came from there? anyway so they were probably in heaven/angels? they do wear white in hi high, but then in love4eva and butterfly promo pics they wear black maybe suggesting theyre fallen angels? and the reason theyve fallen is yves tempting them, i think yves is absolutely the devil of the situation if heejin is god, im not sure what that makes jinsoul but shes definitely sus

- this is where im getting confused though because i dont really understand what the immediate gowon-vivi and yeojin-kim lip links are? with gowon and vivi i think theyve both been manipulated by yves and realised their mistake when its been too late (vivi becoming a robot, maybe through some kind of bargain yves made with olivia to sacrifice vivi to save herself or something? bc yves and vivi would have been the original troublecausers together so maybe yves spun some kind of sob story to olivia so that olivia would kill vivi and spare yves and then heejin intervened and turned her into a robot temporarily.. man idk and then gowon seems to regret her choice the second she leaves eden (looking back at olivia/hesitating to eat the rose) but she has to just shut up and go along with it i guess) but by that logic you could probably link vivi gowon chuu and maybe olivia and choerry and maybe even jinsoul all together bc hasnt yves screwed basically everyone over? so im not totally sure how they mirror each other exactly, and then im totally lost on yeojin and kim lip. theyre both warm colours? unless their thing is that theyve both been separated from their group within the loonaverse? bc yeojins group was her haseul and choerry, and then choerry was taken to oec world and i guess replaced with hyunjin(/heejin to an extent but it seems like shes everywhere all the time) and kim lips group was her jinsoul and hyunjin, then hyunjin was taken to 1/3 world and replaced with choerry, so theres that link but that doesnt necessarily link yeojin and kim lip specifically bc haseul and jinsoul are also involved but then if it turns out jinsoul is evil and teleporting all over the place with her evil schemes, and i dont get that same vibe from kim lip so maybe its..betrayal? bc with yeojin, i think haseul may have been being chased by her bird self or something, or held hostage maybe? im hoping the bird haseul will come into the lore explanation for why shes been gone (bc im pretty sure theyll work the hiatus into the lore somehow, it would be weird if they didnt imo) anyway so if haseul left yeojin bc of the bird thing and yeojin didnt know about the bird then maybe she would feel betrayed by that...also i thought of this as i was typing but i think kim lip and yeojin have both been lost in the forest due to the actions of their supposed best friends (in the lore) because i think haseul getting kidnapped by the bird or whatever left yeojin on her own and left her susceptible to however one would get lured into the forest...actually if the forest is indeed hell then i just came up with a bit of an uncomfortable and upsetting explanation for that, maybe if being all alone and/or being chased by the frog drove her to, u know, then maybe thats how she ended up there, and then with kim lip i think jinsoul put her there actually. i dont know why but its Something Nefarious i bet

- which then begs the question of what is going to happen this era?? we left off with the girls completing the ritual to turn back time and presumably get haseul back but that opens so many doors? will vivi turn back into a robot? will eden be reinstated? will yeojin be back in the forest? with how jinsoul was lurking around and never really coming out of the dark/hiding in why not, im pretty sure shes got something up her sleeve... odd eye circle could come back properly in some form or another but maybe with jinsoul controlling the other two (if she wasnt already)? also while im on the subject, what are odd eye circle actually doing? who are they? ive always fondly thought of them as a witch coven but..are they actually a witch coven? something to do with the power of three and thats why they had to kidnap choerry? i know theyre looking for the other girls but what for? if they were alive and the other girls were..less so, were they maybe trying to summon them to the land of the living?

- also...i hope yeojins frog man makes a reappearance 

[extreme-technicality]

does talking to an anon help about ninjago help? cuz I'm down

DHDKCKGSC YES IT DOES THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR OFFERING YOUR SERVICES

Okay now that I know I won’t be clogging people’s dashes buckle the fuck in my dude and I should stress that I literally would not be talking about this as much as I will be if I didn’t genuinely enjoy the show. I’m gonna go season by season and just Rant

S1 has the serpentine as the bbeg and like, as far as villains go they’re p lit. They’re early enough that they haven’t been done to hell, things are fresh, the characters and dynamics are being fleshed out, and all in all s1 is a pretty solid season. There’s some fuckery that gets brought up re: how the FUCK aging works and what the actual timeline of Ninjago is and how Wu and Garmadon fit into that timeline, fuckery that LITERALLY NEVER GETS RESOLVED IN A SATISFYING WAY BC ITS REVEALED IN A LATER SEASON (s8, dw we’ll get there lmao) THAT THE ONLY REASON THE FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER, WU, AND GARMADON LIVED AS LONG AS THEY DID IS CUZ THEYRE BASICALLY DEMIGODS AND ITS IMPLIED THAT LLOYD WILL ALSO LIVE FOR A LONG ASS TIME WHICH MEANS ONE DAY HES GONNA OUTLIVE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HE EVER LOVED WHICH IS A FUN THING TO THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT But anyway I digress, s1 also coincidentally introduces Lloyd (he wasn’t in the pilot episodes that set up the rest of the series) and the existence of Evil Dad Garmadon.

S2 is where Garmadon starts acting a lot more Evil and a lot less Dad. He’s the main antagonist for that season, and I actually read somewhere that the show was originally slated to end after s2 which high key explains the fuckery of literally every single season after this lmaooooo. Much like s1, I really can’t find much to complain about, the first two seasons are pretty decent as far as I can remember

Season. Fucking. Three. Where the fuck do I start??? I hate season three for entirely personal reasons revolving around the STUPID GODDAMN ROMANCE WRITING. okay lemme back up and explain a thing first so, Jay is dating Nya and they’re fine, they’re going steady, aND THEN????? THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON INTRODUCES BULLSHIT LOVE TRIANGLE FUCKERY FOR ZERO GODDAMN REASON, BITCH I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES AND I HATE THEM EVEN MORE WHEN THEYRE DONE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!! AND THEN. AS IF THAT WERENT ENOUGH. THEY SHOEHORNED A ROBOT ROMANCE BETWEEN ZANE AND PIXAL AND I KNOW I RANTED ABOUT THIS A LITTLE BIT WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING BUT I DIDNT GO INTO ENOUGH DETAIL!!!! THEY MADE THE OTHER NINJA OOC IN ORDER TO PROP UP THEIR SHIP!!!!!! AND AT ONE POINT ZANE GOES “its like we were…made for each other” AND I HAD TO FUCUCJDHVE I HAD TO SCREAM INTO A PILLOW BRO, IM SO TIRED!!!! NO THE FUCK YOU WERENT!!!!!! YOU WERE MADE FOR YOU AND PIXAL WAS MADE FOR PIXAL AND IF YALLS WANNA BANG BOLTS THATS FINE BUT DONT IMPLY THAT EITHER OF YOU WERE MADE INCOMPLETE!!!! THATS AN INSULT TO YOUR MAKERS AND YOURSELVES, MOVE ON, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. anyway that season also killed Zane (for the first time, but not the last) (spoiler alert lmao) and like, not to be an emotional little shit but I did cry a bit at his funeral.

S4 is honestly one of my favorites, even though the romance crimes continue (the love triangle bullshit is continuing and honestly I maintain that Cole, Nya, and Jay should all have gotten together and in my personal canon they DID, and also Kai has a forced romance) the VILLAIN makes up for it imo. He’s campy!! He’s funny!! He’s a clown!! He’s serious enough that if he says “I’m gonna kill you” HE MEANS IT and that’s so fucking refreshing!!!! S4 is honestly 8/10 just for the villain alone, don’t like that it retconned the SHIT out of the elemental masters and how many different elements there are TO master but eh, it’s ninjago, shit is stupid.

S5 was…interesting? OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT S3 INTRODUCED A GARMADON WHO WAS A LOT LESS EVIL AND A LOT MORE DAD, HONESTLY I THOUGHT IT TOOK A LOT OF THE FLAVOR OUT BUT THATS JUST ME LMAOOO. anyway s5 killed Garmadon, and I was a little sad cuz I like him okay??? I just think he’s NEAT, he’s got big dad energy, he was teaching Lloyd some shit that just got DROPPED and literally was never brought up again which is honestly a theme in Ninjago. Ninjago drinking game: take a shot every time they introduce a plot point or ability and drop it at or before the end of the season. WHICH THEY ALSO DID IN S5 WITH A DIFFERENT POWER ACTUALLY, so all the ninja are masters of Spinjitsu right, well s5 introduced the concept of Airjitsu which only Spinjitsu masters can learn and it lets them FLY and they used that for seasons 5 and 6 and then they nEVER BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT WOULDVE COME IN HANDY FOR S E V E R A L DIFFERENT SITUATIONS ACROSS THE SEASONS, ONE OF THEM WOULD BE FALLING TO THEIR DOOM AND MY ASS WOULD BE YELLING “YOU CAN FLY, DUMBASS” - anyway, they do that again later lmao it’s fine. But what’s low key NOT fine is they made Nya the WATER NINJA!!! Like I’m not mad she has powers, except I kinda am, she was doing just fine as Samurai X and honestly the only reason she has super special ninja powers is for plot reasons. Also Cole got turned into a ghost, but by s7 he’s????? No longer a ghost????????? And that’s NEVER addressed or reasoned away, so like. Cool lmao

S6 didn’t happen. Like, canonically, s6 ends with wish fuckery that undoes the entire season and none of the characters remember anything that happened except Jay and Nya because S6 is the season where they get back together so they remember all those events for???? Feelings reasons?????? Unclear, moving on. The actual bbeg for S6 was a djinn with a vaguely Spanish accent, and to this DAY I don’t know why they made him have a SPANISH accent. Djinn are Arabic, not Spanish!! They’re not central or South American, either!!!! Your villain design makes no sense, do better

S7 had MORE time fuckery, and retconned what happened to Kai and Nya’s parents and hmmmhmhmhmhmhm that makes me Upsetti Spaghetti :3 not just the retconning, but the fact that they LITERALLY brought them back oNLY TO NEVER MENTION THEM AGAIN!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!! Okay so at the VERY very beginning, like pilot episodes beginning, Kai talks about their dad like he died/left fairly recently, BUT s7 contradicts that and claims that both of their parents were essentially abducted when Kai and Nya were little kids, which makes me question what in the fresh fuck two little kids were doing for all those years alone. SETTING THAT ASIDE FOR A HOT SECOND, their parents were also apparently good friends of Wu’s and old war buddies (from the Serpentine wars, which is YET ANOTHER bit of the timeline that doesn’t quite add up but honestly I could make a whole other post about that shit). But if they were such good fucking friends, why didn’t Wu check in every now and again??? What the fuck was Wu doing that was so fucking important that he couldn’t have been assed to visit his friends ONCE in like TEN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS and realize “oh shit, they’re not here and there are two tiny children running around unsupervised…My Kids Now : )” LIKE????? WU YOU LOW KEY SHOULDA LOOKED OUT FOR YOUR FRIENDS’ KIDS BETTER, THEY COULDA DIED BRO!!! Uhhhh the time fuckery also results in Wu getting yeeted ahead in time a bit and the ninja gotta find him

Season. Eight. I have…mixed feelings about this one. The beginning absolutely SLAUGHTERED me, and not in a “this is so fucking funny” way. No, the beginning made me feel like I was being flayed alive with just about every episode because Ninjago was back on its forced romance bullshit and this time it was Lloyd’s turn on the chopping block. That hurt my soul cuz like, look at that mans color scheme, he’s CLEARLY alloaro, why are you forcing romance on my aro man, why would you hurt me like that, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE AND THE GIRL HE WAS BEING SET UP WITH HAD A LITTLE HEART TO HEART REALLY EARLY ON AND IT WAS THE MOST QUEER CODED SHIT!!!! IT DEADASS READ AS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AN OUT AND PROUD QUEER AND A CLOSETED QUEER AND THEY MADE!!! IT!!!!! STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that kept me watching at first was wanting to find Wu, and then I started enjoying myself once Cole found a plot-relevant baby and had fatherhood thrust upon him. Everything went from “ehhhhh” to “holy shit this FUCKS” once it was revealed that Rumi (Lloyd’s love interest) wAS PLAYING HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND WAS EVIL AND HAD AN EVIL GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! LITERALLY IMPROVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SEASON FOR ME, I COULD EVEN FORGIVE THE WHOLE “let’s resurrect Garmadon, but as evil as possible” BULLSHIT!!!!!!

S9 is a continuation of s8, Garmadon is back and 1000% Evil, 10% Dad, but none of the Dad energies is directed at Lloyd - it’s all directed at Rumi, and honestly I could write a whole ass post on just RUMI cuz that’s honestly my DAUGHTER and I LOVE HER and I’m MAD SHE DIES AT THE END OF THIS SEASON!!!! SHE DESERVED THERAPY AND TO LIVE WITH HER GF AND MAYBE SOME CRIME. AS A TREAT. RUMI DESERVED BETTER AND LOW KEY IM GONNA WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT, BUT ANYWAY WHERE WAS I

Ah right, so s9 has the four major Ninja stuck in the original dimension with no way home, while Lloyd has no powers (cuz he almost died last season) and has to somehow lead a resistance against Garmadon (who has taken control of Ninjago City and is working on the rest of Ninjago). Actually, s9 is pretty cool. Like, the end of s8 and into s9 are low key my favorite episodes, and I kinda wanna rewatch them now -

S10 is a FUN one. Garmadon got got last season, but he didn’t DIE, so he’s in cold storage and now there’s Another Threat and he’s the only one who knows wtf they’re up against so they let him out and he works with them. The funny part is, he is still Very Much Evil and doesn’t quite Get emotions like he did when he was, uh, human lmao, sO HE WOKE UP EVERY DAY DURING THAT SEASON AND DECIDED TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT. 1000000/10 MY FAVORITE GARMADON, he ended that season by literally fucking off into Ninjago and they never decided to track him down 😭😭😭😭😭and I’m so SAD about it dude

S11 has another Serpentine as the bbeg, though in the setup to that they retconned how the fucking Serpentine tribes and history work??? I think???? Also Wu was a good 150% angrier and generally Done with the ninja’s shit, which was honestly refreshing tho I’m not quite sure I liked what the refreshed view was, but whatever lmao. S11 also had the ninja get yeeted to the dimension farthest from Ninjago, and honestly - okay, so they didn’t all go at the same TIME, Zane left about a week or two before the others did but there was time dilation fuckery afoot which I’m not too mad about cuz low key it makes sense. What I AM mad about is that they didn’t play the angst up to its full POTENTIAL!!!!!! Zane was EVIL in the other dimension!!!! Okay so I’m Ninjago he was only gone for maybe a week or two, but DECADES had passed in the other one, and all that time Zane was alone and disconnected from everyone he knew and loved, with a staff that boosted his power while slowly corrupting him and Turning Him Evil to help him, and like???? The thought of Zane trying to find a way home, trying to get SOME sort of message back, while he has to use the staff more and more to help him survive the long, lonely decades, so that by the time his family DOES show up its too late??? BRO. B R O. THAT JUST HITS DIFFERENT, BUT NINJAGO DIDNT DO THAT!!! THEY MADE HIM EVIL DUE TO MEMORY WIPE!!!!!! MEMORY WIPE IS BABY SHIT COMPARED TO A LONG, SLOW CORRUPTION!!!!!!

S12 was alright. It went into Cole’s mom, touched on some of the adventures she had had, threatened another forced romance (this time on poor Cole, just leave my mans ALONE) but thankfully didn’t follow through this time, introduced cool new powers that honestly hasn’t been elaborated on since that’s the most recent season I think lmao

Anyway thanks for reading and letting me rant!!!! I have,,So Much More I could talk about, PLEASE ask me about Rumi, some of my headcanons re: Garmadon and Wu’s dynamic, the Serpentine, my top five times they butchered Kai’s character for Plot Reasons, or anything else I brought up here that you want me to elaborate on!!!