#thief Dean

[frosthexe]

“How long have you been, uh, living here?” Dean asks, pulling the amulet out of his pocket and letting the small vial dangle in front of him, twisting in Castiel's light.

“In my amulet? In total? Nine thousand, two hundred fifty-two years, and twenty days,” Castiel answers calmly. “Give or take a few hours, accounting for the change in the axis of rotation of the planet.”

Dean has no idea what that means—rotation around what?—but he was not expecting that number.

“Ten thousand years?” he blurts. “In this?” Dean dangles the necklace, swinging it back and forth, and studying the dull blue glow coming from the—apparently empty—pendant. “Geez, that’ll give you a crick in the neck.”

(An Aladdin AU)

[suddenrundown]

“you left early” ELIOT GOES TO NANA’S FOR CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[naldibutnice]

Priscilla Dean in The Exquisite Thief (1919) Dir. Tod Browning

[winpeg]

simulation swarm - big thief

[seekdestr0y]

simulation swarm - big thief

[bisaster-energy]

i am...falling, yeah

vampire empire, big thief // castiel

just because i understand you doesn't mean i understand what you want from me

@butch--dean @thepondstogether hey guys! i made another thing rq

[prelawboy]

mythological beauty (longer + subtitles)

[kaitheghostkid]

I can’t sleep the rush of wlw ships is keeping me awake (not complaining)

[starlit1daydream]

reposting from twitter

Veronica Sawyer is a Rogue of Blood with a Dersite sway

Heather Chandler is a Witch of Life with a Prospit sway

Heather Duke is a Thief of Mind with a Dersite sway

Heather McNamara is a Page of Breath with a Prospit sway

Jason Dean is a Prince of Doom with a Dersite sway

[talesmaniac89]

Charity Heist - Masterlist

Hitter!Dean x Thief!Reader  - An SPN Heist AU

Pairing: Dean x female!reader (you)

Summary: The Singer & Winchester Retrieval Agency is the best group of con artists in the world. But even though Y/N can crack safes, scale buildings and infiltrate even the most secure locations, she still can't find a way to deal with her all consuming feelings for the group's greek god of a hitter; Dean Winchester. How will she handle their next big heist, when she's forced to get up close and personal with the man of her dreams?

Warnings: Idiots in love, smutty thoughts, a lot of swearing, a ton of bad jokes.

A/N: This story is 50% jokes and 50% dirty thoughts. No deep angst, just fun and action! A Heist AU inspired by Leverage.

CHAPTER 1 - aka. The Pre-Coffee Preamble

CHAPTER 2 - aka. The Bad Guns

CHAPTER 3 - aka. Front Row Seats to the Gun Show CHAPTER 4 - aka. The Arm Candy Conundrum

CHAPTER 5 - aka. The Swanky Party

CHAPTER 6 - aka. Trapped in the Closet CHAPTER 7 - aka. The Scaredy Cat Stratagem CHAPTER 8 - aka. B is for Boredom, Bad Decisions and Bobo the Clown CHAPTER 9 - aka. Can’t be a Superhero Without a Sad Backstory CHAPTER 10 - aka. The Joys of Soundproofing CHAPTER 11 - aka. The Reluctant Rescue Team CHAPTER 12 - aka. All Chained Up With Nowhere to Go Ch. 13 - aka. INFORMATION REDACTED Ch. 14 - aka. INFORMATION REDACTED Ch. 15 - aka. INFORMATION REDACTED Ch. 16 - aka. INFORMATION REDACTED Ch. 17 - aka. INFORMATION REDACTED

New chapter names and publication dates will be revealed as the story progresses!

[swagcoolcat]

(This is based off of my personal preference in musicals. Sorry for any villians that were left out.)

(Also I’m not doing multiple characters from the same musicals! So, unfortunately, no Karen from SpongeBob the Musical, or King George III from Hamilton. The one exception is the Evans twins!)

[youre-only-gay-once]

Supernatural • 3×03 • Bad Day at Black Rock

[suddenrundown]

“he’s always watching”.....

hardison went off and did what he felt called to do, and parker and eliot supported him, but it was tough, you know? on all three of them. not so tough that hardison won’t go out and do it again, but tough enough that he knows not to make the same mistakes twice, so he leaves a little piece of himself at home.

they can’t be wearing coms 24/7, but putting a few discrete bugs and cameras around in specific places in the house doesn’t hurt.

so when sophie walks in on parker seemingly talking to herself as she recounts her day, or when eliot’s feeling a particular kind of sad and sighs out a “miss you, man” to an otherwise silent, empty room, those words aren’t falling on deaf ears.

hardison always finds a way to prove he’s listening, even from thousands of miles away. and when they tell him they really need him, he’ll drop what he’s doing and make his way across those miles as fast as he can.

[dudeshusband]

the girls that they pair dean with are normally pretty thin but not this particular cch skit ayyyy

[holylulusworld]

Thief for Christmas

Summary: Memories of your and Dean’s first encounter.

Square 7 filled for my X-MAS BINGO: Christmas tree

Pairing: (Dean Winchester/Young Dean x Reader): Christmas Tree 

Warnings: flashbacks, Christmas fluff

Inspired by episode 3x08. Divider by @firefly-graphics​

Lulu’s Multi-Fandom X-Mas Bingo

1991, your home, the night before Christmas Eve

“Hello? Daddy?” you yawn. Your eyes flutter open, and you roll to your side to switch your light on. “Dad, are you back?”

Swinging your legs out of the bed you hiss as you forgot about your sprained ankle. Pain shoots through your foot, and you take a deep breath as the throbbing slowly fades.

“Daddy?” slowly getting out of bed you call for your father. It’s the night before Christmas Eve and you hope he came to see you or spent Christmas with you.

You hobble toward the door, carefully to not add too much pressure on your left foot. 

Your heart flutters, and you smile as you hear someone downstairs. It must be your father. You know it. He’ll play Santa this year and give you the only gift you asked Santa Claus for. Your father.

“Daddy?” you whisper to not wake your grandmother. 

She’s always there, raising the child of her daughter, while your father avoids coming home. “Daddy?”

It’s a struggle, but you manage to go downstairs. “Daddy?”

You gasp as your eyes land on a boy sitting under the Christmas tree you and your grandmother bought. A neighbor, not your father, helped you put up the large Christmas tree.

“Who are you?” you put your hands on your hips as the boy holds a wrapped package in his hands. “Cat got your tongue?”

“Please don’t scream,” his cheeks are shades of red as you hobble toward the tree. “I won’t hurt you.”

“As if you could hurt me,” you sass back. 

He smirks at your attitude.

“What are you doing here? Are you a thief?”

“I-I…” he drops his eyes to the gift in his hands. “I was looking for a gift for my brother.” He sheepishly admits. “Sorry. Your house was the closest thing to the motel we are staying at.”

He looks away and shakes his head.

“You’re alone on Christmas. You and your brother,” you carefully sit down next to the boy as he puts the gift back under the tree. “My name is Y/N.”

“D-ean,” he stammers. “I didn’t want to scare you, Y/N. It’s just, dad forgot about Christmas. Sammy is only eight. He doesn’t understand dad has things to do.”

“My dad didn’t show for Christmas either,” you reach out for one of the gifts you wrapped. “I don’t know if he likes cars, but I bought two model cars for my dad.”

“I-“ Dean swallows thickly as you hand him two gifts. “I can’t take these. You got them for your dad.”

“He spends Christmas with that woman again,” you sniffle. “Since mom left us. I mean, since she died, he has this other woman. She hates me.”

“My mom died when I was four,” Dean gasps. He can’t believe he just told you about his dad and mom. 

“You and your brother,” moving a little closer to Dean you place your hand on his upper arm, “if you are still alone tomorrow. You could come over to eat with me and my grandmother. She makes the best food, and you’ll love her pie.”

“Pie!” his eyes round. “I-I need to see if dad comes back.” Dean excitedly says. His father long forgotten, he gets up. “Please don’t tell your granny I wanted to rob the gifts.”

“Dude,” you grin as Dean holds out his hand to help you back up, “without my help you would’ve stolen a Sapphire Barbie. You’re a lousy thief.”

“What if my brother likes Sapphire Barbie?” he challenges. 

“I think he’ll like the car more,” you dip your head to look Dean up and down. “Or I got a new book. Uh-about the animals in North America. Does he like reading?”

“Sammy loves to read. He sticks his nose into a book anytime he gets the chance to,” Dean smiles when he tells you about his brother. “He’s smart, you know.”

“I can give you the book, and you can keep the car,” you offer. “We can wrap the book for your brother too if you want to.”

“Why are you being so nice? I broke into your home.”

“I know how it feels having a father who doesn’t care much about you…”

Now

“Sweetheart?” Dean pokes his head inside the room. “Baby? Uh-what are you doing?”

“I’m decorating our room, Dean,” you chuckle as Dean steps inside your shared room to look at the decoration. “Can you hand me the pillows? I got one for all of us.”

“My name is on the pillow,” he grins from ear to ear. “You got one for Sammy too.”

You laugh as Dean happily places the red plaid throw pillow on his side of the bed. “Of course, I got one for Sam. I bought one for Castiel and Jack too.”

“Aw, my girl got us all a nice pillow,” he takes the pillow with your name on it to place it on your side of the bed. 

“Do you remember our first Christmas? You broke into my house and stole my heart,” you purse your lips as Dean frowns. He acts as if he doesn’t remember your first Christmas. “DEAN!”

“Sweetheart,” Dean steps closer to cup your face. He smiles before he presses a soft kiss on your lips, “of course I remember our first Christmas. You invited me and Sammy after I broke into your home and stole more than a gift.”

“You’re a cocky man, Mr. Winchester.”

“That I am, Y/N,” he smirks. “How about we show the others all the things you bought for Christmas…”

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