#this au man /pos

[docterzerocare]

i am. Having Thoughts about the Egg Parents au.

specifically about the Parents who still had kids after most of the eggs went missing.

Charlie not going missing because he's not an egg, technically (it's a weird Gegg-like situation). Bagi not going missing because she had been with Richas the whole night. Wilbur having run into the woods months ago, and only suddenly coming back now.

Flippa feeling guilty that she still has a son, while others are grieving and searching, feeling horrible that her (amnesiac) friend is currently living in her house, having just got their son back only to have him ripped away so suddenly again. how Tilín could hardly remember their own son but still mourned him. but Flippa still has Charlie.

Richas being left with only one child, while his others are just...gone. he can see how the eggs' disappearance is emotionally destroying Dapper, one of his closest friends, all while he still has a kid. a kid that he only received recently. he can't help but notice how similar she is to Cellbit...

when Wilbur ran off into the woods, and nobody was able to find him, Tallulah had long since accepted that he had probably died out there, that she had failed as a mother. sure, Chayanne decided to enlist her help in caring for Phil and Missa, as well as various other eggs who are left with them often, but...it didn't shake the guilt that weighed on her soul.

(why does everyone think she keeps the eggs close by to her, no matter how safe the area?

have they seriously forgotten what happened to Wilbur so quickly? have they forgotten how she failed?)

but then, suddenly, he just. walks out of the woods, completely unharmed with the exception of a few cracks. Tallulah is overjoyed, her son is back! and...wait, what if the other eggs are with him?

so they wait.

and wait.

but...the other eggs don't come back. it's only Wilbur.

Tallulah almost feels guilty for feeling relieved. after all, no one else's kids have come back. Chayanne tries to console her; Wilbur is alive! she should be celebrating! but what she says to Chay after that sums up all of these parents' feelings into a couple of sentences:

"Yeah, but it's only him. I'm the only person whose child came back."

because sure, everyone, even the parents who feel envy for the parents who still have children, is telling them to feel happy. they still have kids, after all, why wouldn't they be happy, no, grateful?

but that's the thing.

how can you truly celebrate still having your child, knowing that your neighbors and friends are still mourning theirs?

(aka Flippa, Richas, and Tallulah have a weird mixture of Survivor's Guilt and Imposter Syndrome. they don't feel like they deserve to be happy that they still have their kids because basically no one else does.

also, Trump isn't included here because he's basically in a 'Charlie-Codeflippa' situation with Maxo.)

All of this is really good but you just pummeled me with the trump and maxo mirroring charlie and codeflippa oughgvb its such a good connection

[starry-mang0s]

Silly little doodle of the silliest little guy :>

This lovely bug belongs to the lovely @time-woods !!

[annamationsart]

i’m sure someone’s already thought of this but like tma hadestown au when… (ft. low budget doodles)

[cookierunauprompts]

Okay, okay hear me out.

This is an idea me and onesies thought of..

So you can go where ever direction you want with this prompt

But I give you

Shadow milk with hypnotism

Anon how does it feel to have the biggest brain I've ever seen?/pos

Requested Prompts #3 - 💓

You had gotten separated from your friends when the beast had escaped, the blast of energy knocking you a decent way out of the fairy kingdom and into Beast Yeast... Thank God that White Lily Cookie had managed to seal up the rift before the other four could get out beforehand. One gigantic cookie to fight against was enough after all. It was rather unfortunate that you got blasted into a rather dark part of the forest, you felt like there were eyes watching your every single movement. You wandered around, a chill seeping into your dough as you remembered Shadow Milk Cookie's words before you all got blasted away... " Ready or not, here I come! Ehe he he ha ha hah~!" Was this all like a game to the giant beast? The thought terrified you, you should hide, and quick. So you looked around for a hiding place, any kind would be good so long as it was a good one. Was it just you, or could you hear his laughter echoing through the trees? it was totally just you, right? Apparently the universe loves to prove you wrong, seeing as two giant cookie hands slam down onto the ground at both your sides as a humongous shadow is cast over you. " Peek-a-boo~ I see you~!" You could hear Shadow Milk Cookie almost mockingly coo as you turned around and fell on your backside out of fear. How'd he find you so quickly?! " Oh my dear, there's no need to be scared!" He chuckled, scooping you up in one giant hand. If there was a chance you could escape unscathed before, then it was certainly gone by now. " After all, you've got me here!" " Wh-what do you want from me?!" You stammer out, voice catching in your throat one he stared down at you with those absolutely humongous heterochromatic blue eyes of his. You felt like a new piece of candy in a candy store being examined by at kid to determine if it's worth eating or not. The overgrown jester sighed, putting a hand to his head in an exasperated manner. " Oh, woe is me! The rare moment I find kindness in my heart to bestow upon another cookie, they be ever so rude about it!" He dramatically sulked, you almost felt bad for the guy... almost. " But! Such a small little treat like you shouldn't be wandering the forests of Beast-Yeast alone! No no no no no! That wouldn't do at all!" He proclaimed, suddenly a lot more cheerful that it almost gave your emotional whiplash. With his other hand, he tilted your head up so you'd be staring right into his vibrant gaze. Was it just you, or were his eyes swirling? " So just trust in me alone, and I'll get you somewhere safe~" You can feel something worming it's way into your head. Why shouldn't you trust Shadow Milk Cookie? Maybe he's just a huge softie under all that malice and mischief. No, no, he definitely tried to crumble your friends earlier. But he's so strong, and you're just a weak little cookie who can barely fight off the monsters of Beast-Yeast on their own- Wait. " Gah! No! Get out.... of my head!" You squirmed away from his grasp, shutting your eyes as you buried your face into his hand. You refused to be mind controlled by this... this giant clown! You could hear him laughing again, a sound that haunted your ears as you felt him tenderly stroke your back in a way that made your shiver. " Eheh he heh~ It's really cute when you try to resist," He purred, flipping you onto your back with a simple maneuver. Then, to your absolute shock, he lent down and kissed your forehead...? " I like you, Reader Cookie!" He chirped. What.... what even was that?! He kissed you!? That- what- That's certainly not a normal thing to happen! Your guard had been lowered into the ground and buried, allowing Shadow Milk Cookie to worm his way into your mind without any issues whatsoever. Your vision felt hazy, what were you doing again? Oh, right, staring into Shadow Milk Cookie's eyes... They really were pretty eyes, so many pretty shades of blue swirling around in them. But before that? ... Does it really matter? Shadow Milk laughed from above, his voice echoing all around the forest.

" There we go~! That wasn't so hard now, wasn't it Little Star?" He cooed, stroking your face gently with his hand. It was an almost tender motion, you weren't really sure what to make of it. " Now, why don't we go and find your friends? I'm sure that they're dying to reunite with you!" You slowly nodded, right, your friends… Your friends? You… don't quite remember their faces, but it'll come to you eventually… you hope. " Eheh he he he he~! One down, five to go~" Shadow milk cackled to himself as he began walking through the forests of Beast-Yeast with you in hand.

[quirkle2]

the mob psycho/pokemon legends arceus crossover that absolutely nobody asked for

[rly long ask of me rambling abt the plot]

[soupmanspeaks]

Michael Ao3 author AU walk with me here

"hey guys sorry I havent posted much on the Immortal and the Restless fic, I had to do this one errand my father sent me on, its actually a funny story; my dead sister actually possesed this big robot clown that killed her, and I had to like, put her scattered parts back together again, it was a whole thing, but yeah, her murder AI kind of just took over and she tricked me into being a meat suit, so that kind of sucked, and im actually organless atm, so sorry for slower updates, but it is what it is yk"

And then wayyyy later "heyyyyy what's up superstars, sorry for the long hiatus, my soul got put into a robot bear, but that's all taken care of, so chapter 27 soon :3"

[skillzissue]

OMG‼️‼️

ITS YOU!!! @madmutts

NSHSHSHSHSHSH HI HI HI

HOPEFULLY YOU DONT MIND THE NOTIF OR THE MESSY DRAWING, SO SORRY BUT WORDS ARE NKT MY THIGN SO GET ARTED OLD MAN <33

RANT UNDER CUT JDJDHSHZHSH

But seriously you mean so much to mean like i don’t know. Thank for like,,, existing??? I guess?? /Gen

You guys have been through so much, but look!! You made it!! Your living!!

…It gives me hope that I can too :)

((Thank you))

[knizuu]

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know~

— HEEHHE BASED ON THIS SPECIFICALLY

[shadowfox-sketchbook-258]

Back on my cookie run bullshit for a limited time (the limited time is to be determined)

[fl0w3rs-m1nd]

@sashazakbun24

I drew the silly soft fuzzy man cause I love him sm-

I wanna squeeze him

[tf2-crack-ideas]

Ok part 2 for my last post

What creatures i think the mercs would be l, mythical creature/not anthropomorphic animal version though (and with less thought put into it) -

Scout : jackalope hybrid thing, or weirdly maybe a merperson?? Idk i think either black marlin based mer or leopard shark based mer weirdly fit for him and i cant explain why

sniper : owl harpy or werewolf, basic ik but i actually have no other ideas

spy : ok for matching with scout it could totally be like octopus thing (plus the entire. Thing.) Or angler fish which i think would be cool. Not matching i think would be vamp (classic ik, i think its fitting for him), invisible man (lmao) or shapeshifter ig

engineer : idk hyland cowtaur is good maybe, zombie too and accidental sorcerer would be fun (like he just starts shooting magic one day woopsies, and maybe pointy ears)

Pyro : my gut says demon or dragon but i feel like there could be a better one. Centaur would be fun but seems less accurate to them

heavy : this ones hard. Most people say werebear or yeti and call it a day, which i get 100% dont get me wrong, but i feel like there could be something more interesting?? Maybe orc or minotaur? Hed be a cool minotaur

Medic : harpy is my first instinct, but i think it would be cool if he was a living skeleton or something too! Maybe he could be basically scp049 but without the touch and die mechanic (like plague doctor look but cant take it off)

demo : sea monster is the funniest for him me thinks. Either that or satyr (ngl thats almost as high of a good idea as sea monster, seeing as satyrs are notoriously drunk all the time)

soldier : it would be really funny if he was a Clydesdale centaur, but i have too many centaurs already so. Raccoon thing maybe, or zombie? Unsure

Ignore how horrific all of these would be with the "gets turned into" plotline

[papers-pamphlet]

at this point we're just throwing those therapy cards at Joseph

Not even offering him them

Just.

Throwing.

Frfr ‼️

Like I'm **this** close to canonizing the Giles lives route just for that !! O

[whereismyhat5678]

@gongustheawsome01

I said I was gonna do it. I said I was gonna do it. I said I was-😵‍💫😵‍💫⏱️⏱️

Wait- oh what happened?…Why was I- OH LORD-

How did this depressed looking Gustavo get in my-

….

(Tw:….Self….harm..? Yeah that’s self harm, he’s pulling his hair out)

Evil Peppino REALLY fucked him up….

Evil Peppino when I catch you 🧍‍♀️🔪

[fir3lit3]

Icon AU ! Reaper

Probably not canon :3 | Had a lot of fun making this guy

Idol AU - @zucchiyeni, Reapertale - @renrink (i misspelled it in the photo above- oof

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Extra Extra:

He was originally gonna be more trad-goth, sadly i have no idea how to design idols like that-

He has so much leather.................. (on stage actual leather is MISERABLELY HOT. He probably has to fan himself before and after show /hj)

11 rings from 11 lovers /j

[pinktrashgoblin]

SERVER WHITEBOARD SHENANGIANS

presenting the pink gang as team rocket bc it’s funny

Cuda is here against his will

Sorry for the terrible pic quality btw

Cuda in a crop top is something I never thought i’d draw

[unknownarmageddon]

thinking about proximity boys getting into like. a fight with other survivors

like they get jumped one night, and are just having a good time, being all gay (they are kissing and smooching) and then a big ass rock comes flying out from fuck knows where and killer is suddenly staring at cross’s unconscious body, horrified at the spiderweb of cracks, a bloodied stone thudding onto the dirt and then a group of monsters, like 4 of them, come crashing out of the surrounding buildings

and killer snarls angrily, and grabs his bat and cross’s machete and he goes in swinging like a rabid animal, cursing at them, and just going apeshit, “you MOTHERFUCKERS.”

and like, they had taken out cross cuz he was the bigger one of the two, and deemed killer harmless, so imagine the shock when killer comes charging with murder in his eyes

and he like. comes at them and just stabs, slashing at them so angrily that he nearly decapitates one and he leaves the machete in the chest of the other and he whips around, and there’s the other two, trying to make a break for it, cross’s backpack slung over one of their shoulders

and killer just, forces them back, bashing one upside the head, tearing one of his knives out to drive it through the other’s eye

and the whole time, he’s just fucking terrified and not really aware of what he’s doing because all he can see is cross’s cracked skull and they took him away and it’s just this rapid spiral of snowballing grief and anger and he just screams at the very dead body and hits it harder

meanwhile cross comes to, a little concussed but perfectly fine, and he sits up, confused and dazed, and then it’s killer’s yelling and he scrambles to get up, and turns around to find killer stabbing some very dead monster in the face over and over

and cross stumbles over, panicking at the blood on killer’s body, and grabs him and killer starts thrashing and giving these watery, sad shouts, clawing blindly at this perceived attacker, but cross drags him off of the dusting monster and clings to him, “it’s me! it’s me, it’s okay, they’re gone-“ and killer just goes limp for a moment before just crying

and anyways the idea of killer thinking cross died, killing the attackers, and then just sobbing hysterically when cross is not in fact dead, i dunno. i dunno man

and i wanna think, this happens like, right after the distance arc, so im just. it’s still raw, all the hurt from that, and now this scare, the brief moment when he was certain he’d lost cross again, it just tore the barely healing wound wide open and killer just

anyways killer nursing cross back to health from a minor concussion and then being very very protective and clingy and in turn, cross makes sure to THOROUGHLY check their surroundings when they set up camp and weeping sobbing i keep just thinking about killer having nightmares about it and it’s like

it’s not the first time they’d been attacked or wound up in a fight; it was rare, but it wasn’t the first time, but like.

it was different this time

OUGHHH HOLY SHIT FUCK MAN

SO REAL ACTUALLY

I’m obsessed with that actually ough ough

Just the. Whole thing with the distance arc making killer that much more desperate and worried about losing cross. again too in a way HEAD IN HANDS

That whole scene gave me. Such a fucking vivid mental image ohhh my god dude augh augh

And the shear contrast between their reactions is tucking murdering me

OHH okay. Okay. Maybe killer even. After the first scare of Cross getting knocked out. Starts wandering away less. Like before he’s go off for hours or days doing his own thing in the city and like. Neither of them thought twice about it. And Killer generally had been fairly aloof the whole time up until then despite always coming back

But after that Killer starts doing it less and less. And starts leaving for shorter and shorter periods of time. And starts running ahead less, and. Ough man

cause he just. Is so fucking worried about what if he came back and Cross wasn’t there. And he couldn’t possibly bare that after the distance arc

so instead now he just clings to cross. Literally but mostly metaphorically. And cross notices but he doesn’t say anything. Cause he knows why he knows and in turn he clings to Killer

And just I feel like. They’re both reminded how fleeting everything really is

and maybe it’s not like that permanently like they’ll go back to some kind of normalcy but it’s not the same. Everything’s shifted and warped

Cause everything’s different now