#this country is ass

[zackisontumblr]

BIG fucking mood

[despazito]

abolish canada next

[wilwheaton]

This infuriates me as much as those “5th grade classroom rallies to sell pencils so their teacher can have life-saving surgery.”

Fuck you, America.

[peachcandraw]

i want to be in the timeline where a stoat becomes a fucking nuclear physicist and SOLVES CLIMATE CHANGE and her twin brother WHO IS ALSO A STOAT makes an entire stoat country because he's so good at jumping HE JOINS THE OLYMPICS

[cryptidmagician]

i may or may not fully realize this, however on the bright side: A.B.A

[chrollohearttags]

y’all hear me out rq…a black!fem country singer with southern boy!jean as the love interest in her video and the tension is brazy cause he finer than a bitch and you finer than a bitch too..y’all touching all over each other so he handles it once y’all are done shooting—

[thapunqueen]

so i watched all 3 trolls movies in 1 sitting the other day and i uh

FALLOUT TROLL VEGAS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT RN I FEEL CRAZY... bonus doodads:

[amber-isnt-a-precious-stone]

and they're ocean-themed ?!

[beautynflags]

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you

[b-hell-patriotic]

[space-coupe]

Bye they're selling F1 tickets at Costco now

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

[cosmosnout]

Fuck it we ball, golden route were they all team up and rule over Fódlan together. Canon won’t let them be happy and alive together so I have to do it (+ soldier,poet,king reference since it’s literally them)

[dyrdeer]

nothing fills me with a murderous rage more than boomers saying "thats just the way things are" to a system that kills millions of people annually

[perfectlyjollycollection]