pro tip for stardew valley sorting your shit by colour instead of function is the greatest thing you can do for storage space because your “must hold everything that could maybe be useful next season” urge will be overridden by the far more powerful “ooh colours” urge and suddenly everything you own is now in six chests and you feel like a toddler. in this essay I will
I bet andrews brain never shuts up, like sure obviously also in the sad traumatised way, but that medication didn’t make Andrew “Jean. Hey, Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello” Minyard think all of that hilariously unhinged nonsense but only made him speak it out loud, all I can imagine is anyone looking at a blank faced Andrew and wondering what ominous thing he must be thinking and it’s literally just “Neil josten, number 10, jos-10, cannot be a coincidence, Neil josten fortune teller perhaps?”
nothing will ever be as funny to me as your entire party in inquisition being like "well the maker has to be real because the throne of the gods (plural) is real!!! this is the most evidence we've ever got!! we knew you elves were all stupid!!!!!!" and meanwhile an ancient elven god is just. . ..... .walking around.........painting his walls with symbolism of himself.......... maybe even smooching their leader