#this is a melon LMFAO

[syrva]

freehand tattoo for practice c:

[briearesea]

LOL and also LMFAO!

[dillweedshole]

i found one. more specifically i found an outfit.

comparison between mine and og artist's versions below, there's someone else's oc beside her so i just decided to crop her out lmfao

[melon-official]

girl you know op has muted the notes within two gimmick reblogs

[whats-it-mean]

as a sign of friendship here take some of these ol bones

oh to join them,,,,,, sign of frienship accepted

[theafrochick]

anyway i wanna give tokyo ghoul another shot but i also feel like that shit is not for the girlies so kaneki struggling with thoughts of cannibalism will actually not hit and I'll be mad lmfao.

[milkteadrinker]

what the hell is that blank white space where tf are my settings and shit

[eriyuan]

what it's like to play sdv with them. . . ⊹ ࣪ ˖

what is it like to play stardew valley on co-op with them? ft. neuvillette, al haitham, wriothesley, jing yuan, blade, dan heng, artem wing, vyn richter.

note: no warnings! not proofread. also this is very self-indulgent, hehe. also my first work here! yippeeee

they will accompany you wherever you go! (neuvillette, blade, artem)

“where are you going today? are you going to the mines? i’m coming with you.”

“are you fishing? i’ll come with you then! oh, it’s raining! we can get the walleye that you need for the bundle. that’s the last that we need, right?”

will fish for their lives (jing yuan… wriothesley.)

“women want me, fish fear me” type of people.

you introduced them to fishing and that became your source of income right away.

“y/n, if you go to the mines can you get some bug meat for me? for the baits…”

there’s always a day in the week when they will forget about the time and their character will just pass out next to the body of water, lmfao, you had to start reminding them when the clock strikes midnight

becomes your handy wiki in no time (vyn, al haitham, dan heng)

after a week of playing coop with them, you ask them something they already know the answer right away.

“no, krobus doesn’t like that y/n. give him a void egg, we have lots of those.”

honestly your reminder about time-sensitive quests too. he’ll be like “no, don’t sell all of the cauliflowers. jodi will request that soon.”

and when you accept any special order from the board, rest assured it’s done as soon as possible!

will ensure you get all the resources so you can do whatever you want freely! (all of them, tbh. they’re whipped for you.)

“y/n, i’ve chopped enough wood for the big barn you wanted.”

“the seeds are in the chest. yes, i bought a lot of melon seeds for the quality crops.”

“the oil maker for the truffles is in the barn now, you needed. lewis needed that, right?”

“i already planted sunflowers for haley. there’s enough sashimi for sebastian.”

they will get jealous when they hear you say you want to pursue npcs ingame :/ will insist they don’t help on the farm unlike them.

they’re ready to give you whatever thing you need!!!

[joshusten]

slushie here >:))) Jumping for joy at the doodle asks!!! ur art and writing has always been a joy to see and experience;; if it's not too much trouble; maybe your favorite scene from honeysuckle? or if ur not feeling anything racy; something from bitter melon?

After a while of innocent pecks and bubbling snorts, Honey raised a hand to wipe a tear from their eye. They were looking directly at him now, eyes soft with their lips slightly parted and panting from laughing too hard.

Lips. Their lips.

“Guy, you good?”

A man can only have so much self-control before he breaks.

SLUSHIEEEEE HELLOOOO ILYSM THANK UUUU!!! for honeysuckle (shameless promo lmfao tho keep in mind the fic is suggestive) ofc im gonna choose flustered guy AUGHHH me when characters cant help but kiss the love of their life.......

also im experimenting with how to do lineart ! so that's that!

[aperiraa]

Your page is my new OBSESSION. Your takes are just so fucking on the nose.

Okay I got one for you; Ao’nung, Neteyam, Loak- who’s fucking with plus size girls?

Cause in my eyes Ao’nung only fucks with big girls on the low lowwww. Like. He’s a meat head muscle gym bro of course he’s attracted to thick women but he’d never let anyone know about it. Total asshole like ignores her in public.

I’m not sure about Neteyam but part of me thinks he’s. Like I could see his skinny ass with a thick girlfriend. I think he’d fuck anyone up who had anything to say about it too. He just seems like that kind of guy who’s secure enough to handle himself. Also he’s like; that girl holds my ass down and keeps me warm in the winter. He might have a high metabolism but he can EAT and his gf loves to cook for him. Also gets the best head of his life on the reg. LMFAO.

LMFAO FUNNY ENOUGH FUCKBOY LIGHTSKINNED MF LOAK WOULD BE THE MOST LIKELY TO BE OBSESSED WITH THICK GIRLS. Like. His friends gave him shit for it but he fucks with this girl heavy because she has the besssssst pussy he’s ever had. Would try to play it cool but he’s constantly showing up at her door begging for a crumb of cooch lol

Omg pls pls pls. What do you think. I wanna hear all your opinions.

As a thick girl myself I gotta say Lo'ak would 100% percent want a girl who fill out them leggings cuz ik his scrawny ass want a big booty bitch come sit on his face while he eat a bitch out and him being a ass man don't help he get with alot of them girls with the Itty bitty titties but a FAT ass and he love that shit but he don't mind some big melons don't get me wrong

Neteyam love meaty women like they not too small and they not too big but she fo sho got some meat on them bones and he love girly who can give him a good home cooked meal from the soul AND slurp on that dick like a blue razzberry push pop and he looveee sucking on some titties even if they small but big girls is his favorite fucking meal

Ao'nung trys to keep with skinny girls in public but big dawg cannot stay his ass away from a bitch with so much ass he get dizzy like he be talking to a skinny girl but stallion walk by his ass is done for he cannot keep his shit down and he GOT to get her number and he would love to come behind you and like grab on yo tummy all soft like and just kiss on you

[love4jhene]

nsfw alphabet | chris sturniolo😛

omg this is kinda awk, ive never written smut or anything related to smut but wtv i think off i start writing it, these r my preferences abt chris sturniolos nsfw alphabet 😭

A= after care (what there like after sex😼)

i feel like chris isnt big on after care, cuz ooo girl after he hits his high he can already feel the wave of tiredness come rushing over him, the second his head hits the pillow hes out like a light, but dont worry hell take care of you whenever he wakes up😛

B= body part (there favorite part of your body (his body too)

he guves me the vibes that hes a breast guy, and a thigh guy hed be staring 24/7 cuz there cs smack dap in his face?? his favorite body part of his are his hands, cuz he is able to touch every inch of your body with the palm of his hands👍🏿

C= cum (what does he do with it??)

ik hes a guy that likes to cum on your face, maybe give you backshots??? or js fill u right up!🤠 (only if your on the pill duh) he doesnt like to make a huge mess since it ends up in HIM having to wash the sheets but then again its for pleasure, if you want him to cum on your face nd shit hed do it within the moment you finished saying it😉

D= dirty secret (something that you dont know about until he tells you)

chirs definitely has a mommy kink and enjoys it when you pull on his hair, its not a bad secret but its more of an embarrassing secret. it gets less embarrassing when you do it more often to the point he just wants you do to it when your out in public.

E= experience (how many bodies?)

he has never had proper sex until you, ik he was a lil player😝 but it never got that far it would only be making out, and some grinding ykyk, but yeah nothing like what you guys have done besides one time hes had a actual p in v prodution.

F= favorite position (what position is the go to?)

he LOVESSSS it when you ride him LOVES IT, cuz hes able to see those big melons bounce😏 LMFAO and because hes able to see you struggle bouncing on his cock. if you arent able to then hed be grabbing your hips guiding you!

G= goofy (are they cracking jokes?)

hes definitely the type of guy to make a joke here and there, but not all the time cuz thats kinda awk.. but he’d definitely make jokes about his brothers walking in and blah blah blah

H= hair (do the drapes match the carpets? is that how it goes idfk😭)

imma keep it a buck w you. hes probably not big on trimming cuz hes too lazy or sum LMFAOO but he trys his hardest so you dont get grosses out, and he definitely likes a shaved cooter ykyk cuz he likes when yr able to feel his stuble down there WOAH

i= intamicy (how are they in the moment?)

he knows he wants to me all lovey but he cant help making jokes about your moans heres an example. hed make fun of you for saying “its to big, it wont fit!” then a couple seconds later your asking for more hed mock your moans fs😂.

J= jack off (how often?)

i feel like if he tells you hes horny and you say no hes straight up start jacking his shit while your right next to him, but no he doesnt do it often since he claimd he does wanna seem like a “wild animal” thats a horny 24/7, only when hes on tour and he cant help it

K= kink (what are some kinks, IDK WHAT TO PUT)

he defo has a breeding kink, the thought of him “filling you up” gets him so hard for some reason and hed tell you about it while straight up stuffing you, balls deep bro ik this man thinks about you pregnet with his kids😪

L= location (what places does do you guys do it the most?”)

he doesnt likes taking risk. i said what needed to be said, if his brothers arent home, hed wanna do it on the kitchen counter or the couch, but mainly the bed cuz hes able to knock out like a light as soon as you guys are done

M=???

N= No (whats a turn off?)

ANYTHING to do with piss or body liquids😭 he would walk OUT THE HOUSE if you suggest anything of that sort, also being rough with you where it gets to the point it comes to slapping, choking, js being rlly rough in general.

O= Oral ( uhm idk what to say)

hes big on oral, if he could he would stay in between your legs for hours, days, weeks, years. he loves pleasure his lil princess😛 he also loves when he sees YOU between HIS thighs, him pushing your head down ykyk and most of all he loves it when he covers your face w his cum

P= Pace (how fast? how slow?)

he can change between paces. you want him to go fast? hell go as fast as he can, you want him to go slow? anything for you!

Q= quickie (does he like them?)

he isnt big on them cuz if you guys are gonna have sex he wants it to last, only if its needed and if your lookin supa sexc he cant take his eyes off ya😉😏

R= risk (does he take em?)

hes a risky fella and he likes to break the rules! he wont go to to far tho.

S=??

T= toys

why need toys when you got each other.

u=??

V= Volume (how loud is he)

MANS IS A GROANER AND HE DOESNT CARE, he is loudddd and hell let every one know what yall are doing he does NOT contain himself.

w=??

X=x ray (WHAT R UNDER THOSE PANTSSS)

hes defo big and he knows it, id say rougly like 7.5 soft?? 8.2 hard?? idkk thats what im getting😭

y=??

z=zzz sleep

i alr said it out as soon as he hits the pillow he is OUT but he will take care of u in the morning, he needs his beauty sleep

i hope u guys enojoy this was a pain in the ass to write but its a okay!

[campbyler]

why doesn't will like honeydew melons? is it like some sort of basic hc that just came to mind or do you guys as the authors hate honeydew melon so much that you had to make will hate it LMFAO?? i love honeydew so much that it's been my username on so many websites for so long 😭 is this some sort of ''olive theory" between mike + will except its honeydew!?1/!?!?! unrelated but u guys are amazing <3 ty

hi there! i saw your comment on ch07 as well and i am a little scared you’re going to hunt us down in our sleep tbh 😳 there’s not really a big reason behind it! it’s true we’re not big fans (honeydew is kind of bland for me personally but i don’t haaaaaate it) but the bigger reason is honestly just that writing in little details like this that stay consistent throughout the fic is a fun way of fleshing the characters out and making them true to life! will also doesn’t like sushi and strawberry chunks in his ice cream (idk if the sushi will ever come up in the fic) and while it wasn’t our intention, i guess the olive theory is probably applicable bc mike will eat almost anything lol

[nine-of-diamonds]

🛼 🥤 🍄 📚 🌿 🪲 🐝

for that ask game^ you don’t have to do all of them this is simply a curated selection by yours truly

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

i mean, you have classified knowledge on which one i last worked on but here ya go: ☕️👀😇👋🤡

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

been reading a few fics from Inquillitory (Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone is a good angst read and i’ve been following It Hurts To Hope for a few chappies now)—can i recommend your own writing on an ask you sent in?? ksdljf;lsfsdlkj people who are not melon, go check out 1watermelontea they have a fun fantasy au and a co-written mer au with me :)

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?

the actual last thing was me reminding myself that i lent a friend a book (ninth house, if anyone’s curious) but the last fic related note i jotted down was written two days ago at like. 3am and it simply reads, “LT inspired au: gem = vanja, pearl = ragne???” (kudos to anyone who catches what i’m referencing)

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

in my experience, there are two main types of writer’s block, generally: there’s the “your body is rebelling against the idea of creativity bc you haven’t eaten or drank in ten hours or you’ve been criminally overworking yourself,” in which case, the fix is just… a break and self care. then there’s the “brain will not write/generate ideas for seemingly no reason,” which is about 10x more annoying to work around but usually i either table whatever i’m struggling to work on and work on smth else (hence why my google drive is a Monster lmfao), get my brain warmed up by rereading and sometimes editing a finished fic, or doing this trick i learned in english class ages ago and just. writing all my thoughts in a list format until my brain spits out a new idea or decides it’s ready to actually write.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

did. did you just trick me into adding to our wip ksldjfl;sajfs

since the full paragraph is not 50 words (and also bc technically melon wrote the first word lol), y'all get an extra sentence from the next paragraph as well:

"Totally.” Her gaze flickered briefly over to her… imaginary friend? Scar watched as he clamped a hand over his mouth, seemingly concealing an amused smile. Pearl shot him a pointed look before turning to Scar. “What floor are you heading to?” 

Scar blinked at her, then upon realizing he hadn’t thought this far ahead in his plan, instinctively blurted out, “Same as you!” 

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

@1watermelontea hello melon, the answer to this question is just. you. i’m gonna use this as an opportunity to respond to that secret author’s note (for those of you who are not melon/have no idea what note i’m referencing, my dear co-author decided to be sappy in the notes of our fic chasing the horizon line go check it out <33): i’m so touched?? writing with you has been so so much fun and i get so excited whenever i see you’ve added things to our docs and just. chatting with you is always a highlight of my day :D

[melon-official]

hi whatsup

[mondaymelon]

NAH WHAT TWO KARMAS????? BOTH TRYING TO ROMANCE YOU????? girl (/gn) where are you getting all these wild dreams from HAHAHHLKSJHFLKDJH😭 ESPECIALLY WITH THE VTUBER ONE HAHAHAHLSKJFHSDLJKHF its ok. it was real in another universe. hashtag ayy you tingz (*cringes*)

OK WELL IM NOT THAAAAAAT INTO KPOP ANYM?? like i listen to itzy skz twice nwjns gidle lesserafim txt enhyphen viviz (gfriend) but im not super into them?? ykwim?? HAHAHA but anyway. chaeryeong hyunjin jeongyeon haerin soyeon eunchae eunha and i dont really have a bias for txt & enhyphen HAHAHA

uhm. i will not deign to expose myself💋 you can keep guessing :) && *shocked noises* xiao??!? and kaveh?!??!?! totally didnt expect that!!!!?! /silly HAHAHHA dori's just in it for the money she's got her priorities straight fr

omg. no i havent watched buddy daddies yet,, how's it👀 im going to watch apothecary diaries soon!! maybe!! yeah!! tell me how your silly time goes hehehehhehe

oh the asian parents n grades are so real...stay strong melon u can do it🫡 and also!! WOOHOOOO GOOD LUCK N HAVE FUNN!! as long as u enjoy what ur doing!! thats all that matters!!!

question. why was brek babing bot bis bere the example. LMFAO thats actually a really funny codespeak i'd start laughing and fail to finish my sentence kekw

and also no i dont read manhwa ueueue i dont even know what to start with AHHAHAHAKLJDFHLSD do u have recs 👀 hehehehe

SHHHH okok listen my delulu doesnt let me rest i swear ( no complaints but yk )

aaaa speaking of vtubers i am drawing my own model rn and as much as separating the layers is a royal pain in the ass ( BECAUSE IBISPAINT DOESNT FUCKING LET ME NAME THE LAYESR and honestly id rather use my phone than my tablet ) i know rigging will be even shittier. am so prepared to perish

OMG !! SCERAMSDFDS FHYUNJIN FAN!! tbh i only got into kpop a little recently and the only reason was cause i watched a single skz short. and then my entire fyp was INFECTED by "h EY SeunGmin YoURe LYiNG" LMAOOOO!!! all those groups are on top though !! E E. E E E. E E

waaah yukari thats no fair i told you mineeeee /nf

well uhm. the silly time. im. im dead and sick so.

RAAAH GOT FULL MARKS ON MY LATEST MATH THING SO >>>>>>> we ignore how i kinda did shit on the prev onesdjsifojdlkf ahahha i don't fucking know why i thought 7+3 was 11 OMG SOBS.

uh. there was like this pond with a shit ton of algae in it so i like turned to my brother and just blabbed that out. its the model sentence now.

manhwa reccs??? HMMMMM OKOK I READ A LOT BUT WHAT KINDA GENRES DO YOU LIKE>... like action or romance or transmigration ? ( giggles as i ready my list )

[lunarlegend]

Hi! From the fruits and veggies oc ask post - I would like to place an order for potato🥔 kiwi 🥝 and melon 🍈, please! 💙💚💙

thanks so much! 😊💜

🥔 oh my gosh, where do i start. 😂 Stella is LOUD. she is quick to anger, and unintentionally destructive. she is dumb, and often causes problems without even meaning to. and she can be seriously annoying; for instance, she has no concept of personal space and will often stand WAY too close to people, lmfao.

all of these things are flaws for sure, but endearing the more you get to know her (especially once it becomes clear that she has no real malicious intentions). the question of course, though, is does STELLA see them as flaws?? and the answer is no, because my girl also lacks self-awareness. 😂

Stella thinks she is beautiful and funny and sexy and that men find her desirable, and that is how she carries herself, lmfao. she is, as i like to say, a cringefail woman with the confidence of a girlboss (and she does it so well!)

🥝 i have already answered this one, but i appreciate it! 💜

🍈 i'm going to answer this one in a silly way. a cardboard box that she can climb and chew on and play with, because what tiny cat doesn't love a good cardboard box? 😌