Well. I’ve read the obituary.
Good news: my plan for Drake industries worked.
Bad news: the people who were involved in the writing of my obituary are THE MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BACKHANDED, COWARDLY, TWO FACED ASSHOLES.
Worse news: the nightmare I had about choking on blood and dying? Not a just a nightmare.
Worst news: I don’t remember the baby becoming a toddler, then a child, then a kid, then a teenager.
Best news: the me I don’t remember was hilarious.
Hold on I need to find a way to show you guys this thing. Hmm. Printing it out and sticking it into this journal might be a stretch… but the things I write with are normal pens and you can see them.
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Hey! Are you tired of reliving your past mistakes bad memories?
Well then try Demestacy!
(Side effects include: risk of liver failure, permanent memory loss, and loss of vision)
Consult your doctor before taking Demestacy and do not take it if you’re allergic.
Stellar Industries Medical Company, Dr Oliver Stellar.
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Hello! Would appreciate a like and/or reblog if you're interested in interacting with a returning Wanderer (Tetsuya is his name here!) from Hoyoverse's Genshin Impact. Multi-fandom and duplicate friendly. I do default to his current in-game timeline, but he is also available during his past eras upon request!
He is portrayed by myself, Apollo, he/him, 25+. Thank you in advance and nice to meet you!
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“Hold on, what do you mean your deal didn’t go through?! I swear I let it go through-! Augh, whatever.. Well, I’m Sapphire, at your service!”
“The art of negotiation is a seemingly easy, menial skill to learn. You say a few pretty words, and with a pretty face, everything should fall at your feet~ Yet, it’s not all that simple. You need to be planned, particulate, and precise. The three P’s, as I call them~ Learn all 3, and everything will be easy~!”
♪ Victorious ~ Panic! At the Disco ♪
Sapphire, one the the IPC’s Ten Stonehearts, who manages the Negotiation Department; and everything from small merchant trades to large corporations dealings such as the Genius Society’s Simulated Universe Team. An easily sociable dealmaker who can even make the enemies compromise. A soothing voice and disguisable expression make pleasing both parties easy for her. Even with her massive workload, she takes time to enjoy the small things in life.
Cornerstone: Sapphire of Negotiation
Alias: Sapphire, Saph (for close friends)
Name: V-204, or ███
Species: Synthetic Human
Age: 27
Pronouns: She/Her (doesn’t mind They/Them)
(Queer) Identity: Pansexual
Location: Herta Space Station
Path: Destruction
Element: Ice
Voice Lines: [REDACTED]
Character Stories: I, II, III, IV, V //sorry that theyre so short</3\\
Lightcone: [REDACTED]
Notes from Mod Serenia~:
This entire format is not mine! It belongs to the beautiful @amethyst-of-the-stonehearts :3
(and yes, I asked for permission to use it)
Guidelines;
You may send links, just tell me what they're for. I won't click one without an explanation.
Asks should be SFW, as the mod is a minor and gets uncomfortable with it! Suggestive is alright, just nothing too NSFW.
REMEMBER THAT THAT OC WAS MADE BEFORE THE CANON SAPPHIRE WAS REVEALED!! Sorry guys Mihoyo stole my ideas/j
Don't be rude. If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say it at all. No racism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, ageism, and transphobia will be tolerated on this blog. If you're giving any comment of the above, you will be blocked.
Shipping is alright, as long as it's age appropriate. Sapphire has no preference, so have fun!
Avoid DMing me unless you're another mod.
Anon's are welcome and appreciated :3. I'll try to remember a custom tag for you :)
Key;
" " ~ For Dialogue
{ } ~ For Actions
{" "} ~ For Thoughts
// \\ ~ For ooc/mod speaking
Tags;
complete compromise📈 ~ Asks from Anons/Other RP Blogs
dealmaking📊 ~ Anything In Character
truth behind the gem📋 ~ Any of Sapphire's background information!
quality over quantity💵 ~ Interactions with other Honkai Star Rail Blogs
station of science🧪 ~ Interactions with characters from the Herta Space Station
business calls📞 ~ Interactions with other members of the IPC
shiniest of stones💎 ~ Interactions with/mentions of other Stonehearts
risky business🦚 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Aventurine
debt collector💸 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Topaz
senior creditor📝 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Jade
public regulation📄 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Amethyst (a beautiful mutuals OC!)
leader of the ten💍 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Diamond (a mutuals blog they made!)
queen of puppets✨ ~ Interactions with/mentions of Herta
risky spending🖋 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Asta
metal man with a human heart🤖 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Screwllum
inquirer of life🌸 ~ Interactions with/mentions of Ruan Mei
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Charlie dear I see your dear old papa told you about are connection I'm sure you have so many questions~
About what you've inherited from me, the extent of your abilities and numerous other things~
So by all means my dear ask away, you have a piece of my soul so I feel an odd sense of care for you as if you were my own progeny~
Yeah... I still don't know what to think of it... To think, he's been keeping this secret from me ALL THESE YEARS! Why is everyone keeping secrets from me?!
I have so many questions, but I don't even know what to think of this!!
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