#this is a very scattered ramble headcanon lol

[bloodcrave]

strzyga are often infertile and have very little sexual drive. not that is matters much since the general behavior of the species is eat more so than any desire to engage in intimacy or relationships. kasmira may like to partake on occasion, but she doesn't really get much out of it other than the fun of manipulating men and women for her own pleasure. it feels good, but it doesn't bring the ecstasy it does most creatures, and there's no innate instinct to engage. it becomes a boredom thing more than anything, but each strzyga approaches it all differently depending on if they have interests beyond their hunger. even if they do manage to get pregnant or impregnate ( male strzyga - called strzygon - are extremely rare to the point they're practically considered unlikely to exist ), they don't pass on the curse. it isn't genetic. the curse develops through mere happenstance while the baby is in the womb. no one really quite knows how it comes to be, not even strzyga themselves. this makes it currently impossible to wipe out the species, but since they're semi easy to identify, it's rare for any to live long as kasmira and alina have. if a strzyga lives long enough and does have the fertility to procreate, it's rare for the child to survive. either due to nutrition problems while developing or the beastial parent consumes them... they're not exactly meant to be parents and have no parental instinct. kasmira is extremely unusual to have not only wanted a child, but created the kid and kept her alive. but it's a lie to say kasmira really is a decent mother by any stretch. due to alina's creation rather than birth ( making her a strzyga through kasmira's power... giving her a one up on the human babies that any other strzyga would have ), she has that smidge more humanity to her. the ability of compassion and genuine love that is rooted in her unique existence. this gives her a sexual drive her mother and others lack. however, she is infertile as most are. not that she minds, alina has no desire to have a child ( and doesn't know if she can pass on the curse due to her being different from normal strzyga ). if she ever were to reach a state with someone and want a kid for some reason, she'd be inclined more to adopting.

[noorahqar]

Hiiiiiiiii do you have any LU headcanons you would like to share with the world? 🤗👀

Hi Ace!! Thank you for the ask :D

Had to think about this one. I have a bajillion headcanons, of course, but they're a bit scattered. Here's some that I've lightly touched upon in my fics, or that I found in my DMs!

- They all fidget. Sky chews his lip, Twilight paces, etc. Except Warriors - he USED to, but it got trained out of him eventually (With an unpleasant connotation!)

- Hyrule gets really weak in the presence of iron. It only burns him in his fairy form, but the more magic he expends, the more susceptible he is to weakness due to it

- Sky physically cannot sunburn. Skyloftians have all adapted to living above the clouds. They just have darker skin and often die of skin cancer

- Hyrule's their healer, but Warriors directs him as to what to heal. He's the only one with formal medic training, although he learned it all during the war. His abrupt promotion from trainee to Captain meant that he skipped a lot of training more experienced soldiers would have. Sky has medical training, but it's very surface level - there hadn't been many threats to Skyloft in a long time

- Sky has hollow bones (as does everyone on Skyloft). Loftwings can only carry one other member of the chain at a time because they're all too heavy - max with one or two very small Skyloftians

- Limbs are often amputated in the Chain. Hyrule or a fairy can fix it if the limb is held in place

- Warriors thinks poop jokes are the lowest form of humor and often gets harassed for it

Additionally, here's two more I found that work better as screenshots - I don't think I currently have the braincells to be able to phrase them any better as bullet points, LOL. They're a bit rambly.

Thanks again for the ask! It was fun gathering these :)

[mayordoi]

songwriting with meiko 🎙️

i have a few things to comment abt this which will be isolated under the cut so the post doesnt get too bloated :] mainly small hcs about meiko/kaito/miku hhhh

an idea that briefly popped in my head when i was brushing my teeth that i did not want to let get away. it was ambitious and i liked the concept of using my hc'd versions of the younger crypton vocaloids (miku's beta design and meiko/kaito's v1 designs) interacting with each other, so i went for it. i designed the general vibe of the background in animal crossing, ol reliable for these kinds of things, since i knew i wanted to cram as much detail in the environment as i could. i made a post about it on my personal account here since i was quite proud of this build.

as i was decorating, i kept spontaneously making headcanons for the younger meiko/kaito/miku unit in order to understand how to populate their living space with accurate clutter. i ended up totally overdecorating the whole thing and only referenced a small portion of the interior (like, why'd i go so hard on thinking about the yard? thats just what happens when i try taking this route) but i did like some of the ideas i came up with to explain my decorative choices. here's just a ramble.

oh yeah i guess i should get something i mentioned in the tags of that art i made w all the crypton gang's "younger" versions out of the way: i hc the character vocal gangs' "younger" designs to be their "IF" or beta designs. and meiko and kaito's younger versions are their V1 designs, mainly inspired by how they appear in the earlier project diva games (every time i look at them i just see them as awkward teens still trying to figure out who they are lmao)

also mentioned there that sakine meiko and meiko are one in the same and the fanloid and vocaloid arent separate entities. sakine meiko was meiko in her early music career as a relatable teen pop idol, with the "sakine" family name being made up to create that image. once meiko grew into an adult, she put the persona behind and just went by meiko, and around that time she met kaito and theyd be musical partners for a while

meiko sort of adopts miku into their unit when she recognizes her potential and serves as a mentor to her after then. kaito is the same but acts more as a supportive guardian in comparison. rin, len, and luka would come along later of course.

yeah i really fuck with the idea of the crypton gang being a little family :] i think it's neat! and this art/animal crossing build was a fun way to explore that hc a little

meiko is a physical media fiend, especially for music. loves collecting cds and vinyls and the like; they're littered all over the house. loves rock music too

kaito on the other hand has a knack for gardening and tends to the very modest garden outside their house. also collects a lot of art he finds in thrift marts and such for novelty's sake

miku always dedicated herself to improving her craft and finding her voice thanks to the help of meiko. she was also kind of a nerd at this era. very serious and dedicated

these folks did not know how to clean shit up, everything left lying on the floor ends up being an intentional decoration (probably not clear in this but i did like scattering stuff around to the best of my ability in the AC build)

ummm that’s it for now i guess i had less than i expected? but i’m glad to get this down somewhere lol feel free to share your own hcs if you wish, i love hearing them

[treemintart]

If you don’t mind, I’d like to hear some of your head canons for Zanzo and Chai and how’d they be together. I really love the art you make of those two, some good fucking food lol 👌

holy crap thank you! i was a bit worried i was spamming them LOL i dont mind talking about them at all! apologies in advance if its not worded the best/a bit scattered!

honestly a lot of it is "theres potential here, i like their chemistry", but theyre also both big dorks in their own right

im gonna ramble below of some ideas/headcanons i have for them:

kinda barebones atm but one is an AU/canon divergence with zanzo's whole fight after he gets defunded (we shouldve had a proper boss fight), which is basically "what if they convinced him to help fight against kale" (since he doesnt seem to really hold an attachment to spectra or the company? just does whatever he wants; chaotic neutral) and with that was the promise of studying chai, since he wanted to learn more about his enhancements and cause hes got nothing else to lose at that point he agrees (basically no one is happy about this but its better than nothing). hed also be interested in 808's and her connection to chai

this version of him is what im calling the Defunded! version (hair down/wires tied back; ngl it started off cause i thought it looked cool and i suck at drawing mohawks LMAO)

chai seems to be genuinely impressed with technology (ex: ar labs), and since zanzo likes being the smartest person in the room, he creates things to show off. i like to think that he would eventually make an attempt at creating upgrades for his arm, to push chai and his potential to the limit

zanzo also holds some respect for chai, as hes the only boss to not refer to him as a defect. examining chai would also help himself be able to build stronger robots, and to give him inspiration for new ones since chai is unique in how he functions. he tests them on chai and claims its "training" for him.

if given the chance i think the two would have some pretty good banter, they both seem to humor eachother without the other getting frustrated. they also both have brat energy and would definitely sass eachother on the most mundane things

i also love the whole "one person is interested in another one for 'buisness' reasons, ends up getting attached" trope which i feel fits these two pretty well. zanzo doesnt like people messing with his experiments/test subjects and would see chai as his and be very possessive

chais core changes rhythm depending on his emotional state, which zanzo then experiments to find out what causes the bpm change, much to chais embarrassment

definitely would take them awhile to realize "hey i kinda like them more than i should" and with that comes panic and denial. slowburn status

chai gets flustered easily, and is horrible at hiding it. zanzo i see him not being completely aware that his actions can come off flirty, but when hes by himself and/or realizes he overthinks and becomes a mess. they are both disasters.

chai seems to have a lot of self worth issues, which i think zanzo also shares to some degree? chai acts like he knows what hes doing when he really doesnt and is more insecure; and zanzo seems to want people to actually take him seriously and acts smarter than he really is. they both hide behind an outgoing persona. would they ever let their guard down and show that side of them? who knows :]

chai likes watching zanzo work on his robots, not understanding anything hes being told but liking the passion the other has for his work. chai would also mess with him given the chance, nothing actually damaging though.

since chai never got that gift basket, maybe zanzo would make him one as a confession

and thats all i can think of off the top of my head, i hope you like them!

[thereaderinsertlady]

Hello!! Can I have some sun and moon x reader headcanons plzz?pizza? It can be about anything

🍕 lol, of course you can! I haven't written much for these two, and I'd be glad to do so! I decided to go with a more story-type of headcanons for this one, so I hope you enjoy~

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Sundrop/Moondrop x Reader - Headcanons

The first daycare attendant you met was moon, surprisingly enough. You've been recently hired to work at the several giftshops scattered across the Pizzaplex, making sure that everything was well-stocked and seeing if anything needed to be ordered. Thankfully, you only had to work the register if someone called out, so you didn't talk with customers too often.

...However, your beginner's luck was quick to run out.

Not even a week after you were hired, bad things started to happen. The first bad thing was that the daycare attendant got out, and nobody told you about it until it was too late. It was also near closing time, so the lights were completely off in several areas. From there, everything went downhill.

"Hello there," a low, gravelly electronic-like voice whispered in your ear from behind you.

Long story short, you smacked Moondrop upright the head with a nearby broom, causing him to chase your merry ass down. Your coworkers certainly weren’t going to help you, so your saving grace ended up being but a meek spot of light.

Everyone pretty much knew that Moondrop had been having... some technical issues lately, but you didn’t think he'd try to kill you. Since other spots of lights were too far away, Moon stalked you as you stayed in that tiny spotlight.

When people finally came to your aid, Moon decided to, as a last ditch effort, lunge at you, managing to tackle you to the floor. However, when you opened your eyes when you didn't immediately die, you were face-to-face with Sun instead.

"Hi there friend! Ooh, how did we end up like this? I-I... I didn't hurt you, did I?"

You have never felt more relieved than in that moment. Everything worked itself out— people grabbed a bunch of flashlights, and lead Sun back to the daycare, and that was the end of that...

...Or so you thought.

For whatever reason, you stayed just a little too late one night— a few weeks after the incident, aaand before you knew it, you were locked inside the building. Due to safety reasons; so nothing could get in or out, you had to stay the night.

With nothing better to do, you ended up in one of the many storage rooms, and... took a nap.

...When you woke up from that nap, however, your poor little heart jolted in fear when you were face to face with the blue daycare attendant himself.

"Go back to sleep," Moon had told you simply, seeming to stare into your very soul with his bright red eye-lights.

You closed your eyes immediately, and thankfully, he didn’t kill you. You didn’t go back to sleep that night, and had to focus on your thoughts instead to pass the time. One of your thoughts, however, has stayed in your mind since the incident. What if he didn't want to kill you? What if he just... really wanted you to go to sleep?

He went away once the time neared six, and during your next shift, you decided to sought out Sun for his thoughts... Whiiich didn’t help too much, because he ended up rambling on and on and on about a variety of things, but you didn’t mind too much... that is, until someone told you to man a register in the busiest gift shop. He seemed sad to see you go, but you promise you'd talk with him again.

In the following days, you've learned more about Sun and Moon than you thought you would ever know, and tonight, you were going to meet up with Moon so you could talk to him face-to-face once and for all... and hopefully without dying, too.

[miss-atena]

Creepypasta au post? (without the Self Insert par of them, because I will make a separate post for it lol)

Okay so, apparently there are at least 2 or 3 of you that????? really want to know bout my creepypasta aus???? so I guess this is like, me rambling bout them now lol if you don't mind long rambles, it is all below the cut

I have my main creepypasta "kinda canon compliant?". It is in quotations cuz like, it is a slender mansion au, but I also tried to make the characters as believable of being killers since their teens as I could and just incorporated all my headcanons into it. Imma call it Slender Manor Au. So, basically slender is... a cryptid older than life on Earth or maybe even Earth itself! He is from a species called by humans "operators" (every slender brother I include is one. I don't include the nasty one ofc cuz I hate his guts teehee) And each subspecies of them seems to be capable of living by draining life energy and by consuming some form of emotions from the beings around them. In Slender's case, it's fear and other variations of it. So, no one really knows his intentions, they just know he chooses to appear to the broken and insane to make "deals" with them in return for work. That is how every CRP met him, he appears to them or in some cases, he talked with them through BEN, and made deals with them. The catch, since he is such a malicious creature? he dictates when they did enough work to get their part of the deal. Which... no one alive did yet! So basically he manipulates them. If they break any rules, he also is not afraid of doing any form of torture to get them "in line". He is very strict with his rules, but besides that, he really doesn't care about the pastas, so they fend for themselves by gaining a bit of money Slender steals from his brothers. They just can't kill anyone in the manor, but hurting, bullying, etc. is nothing to Slender. He is evil, like really evil. The manor is in its own little pocket dimension controlled by slender, which can be teleported at will to any woods that are part of his domains, which are the Americas. The Manor has non euclidean properties, like rooms that are in the same place as other rooms, but they don't connect in any way, just like being capable of creating new rooms depending on who Slender makes a deal. Example: When X Virus made his deal with Slenderman, a laboratory appeared in the Manor.

You think I'm done after that? YOU FOOL I HAVE OTHER AUS MUAHAHAHAHA

I have a Cyberpunk AU too! The basics of it are: In the year 10023, humanity lives in a new Pangea, where humanity is scattered across some walled-up metropolises. Due to the rotting process of the Earth, thanks to pollution, supernatural beings had to flee their homes and are trying to invade the metropolises. The government can't let the media find out about this, so what do they do? They make a contract with the mysterious leader of an underground organization who specializes in taking down these supernatural beings, and now the Creepypasta organization works alongside the government as much as they can continue their old methods of killing innocents if needed for their purposes. I am working on a Google doc, which includes: the basic world-building (what I just said but bigger and with more details), a hierarchy, areas of specialization, and a bit about all the characters I include in my CRP universes.

The next AU I have is a Post-Apocalyptic AU. In this AU, due to humans being little bastards that have to mess with every single species they come in contact with (and maybe a bit inspired by Shadow of the Colossus), humanity woke up just a very dangerous and maleficent species that is the fallen angels on earth (aka Slendy and his operator pals). So slowly, in a matter of a decade, maybe, most humans are dead, and the ones that aren't have to scavenge, hunt and kill to survive, some even falling into cannibalism! Fun! Joking aside, in this AU the CRP people are survivors in certain factions, some having been mutated by being in contact with these fallen angels. Also working on a Google doc of it, and it will include a little explanation of each faction, and the characters too. I have changed some of the characters so they can be part of the universe, since it wouldn't make sense to have, for example, Sally as a ghost from a long period of time ago.

The last one I can talk about is pretty self-explanatory, so I may just delve into the character change choices for it too, but it is a Furry AU. It's literally just CRP but the characters are Furries (or more like Anthros but whatever). The characters I have designed are Jeff, Nina, Jane, Slenderman, BEN, EJ, LJ, Toby, Sally, Lost Silver, and Cody (X Virus), though I do have ideas for Jason the Toymaker and Liu. Jeff is a Sphynx cat cuz haha, burned man is the bald cat. Nina is a Spanish Moth, mostly cuz of the colors fit her being a scene queen. Toby is a Racoon cuz... He already looks like a raccoon. Sally is a Cub of a Brown Bear, which is due to Mr Death, her plushie, which btw i turned into a little human plushie. EJ is a vampire bat. Bats are nocturnal and have evolved to know where they are without seeing. also the vampire part is cuz... he eats people. it fits lol. BEN is a Sand Gazelle, cuz they live a long time without water and that is fitting. Jane is generally a black and white moth, i don't have the name of the species yet. Slenderman is a Praying Mantis cuz it looks fucking cool, i don't accept any critique of that, imagine a 10 ft tall praying mantis? so fucking terrifying. Lost Silver is a Black and White Banded California King Snake. I thought it would be funny for the character with no limbs to be a snake, i'm so sorry. Cody is a Deathstalker scorpion, because it stings. and it is venomous. it fits. LJ was a ride to make a choice but i love it, he is a Red Macaw,, because of Rainbow Jack. The red macaw has a lot of color variations in it, and since it follows canon lore for LJ, LJ turned black and white later, so it works. The others i had an idea to were Jason, which would be a peacock, and Liu which would be a Savannah cat to match Jeff, in a certain way. I have more "aus" kinda, but they are Self Insert and Shipping focused, and one of them is my Fanfic au, which ofc i can't talk about due to being spoilers for it, but if you are interested in being "part" of the Slender Manor AU in a special way, follow @curse-you-slenderman , my fanfic blog, and read Curse You, Slender Man! On AO3!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Restless Reveries for director's cut ask game? And feel free to ask me some- I'd love to ramble!! ~Pinestripe

Link!!

Gosh its been so long since I’ve written that I’ve gotta try to remember stuff now oh gosh-

I don’t actually remember how or why I came up with the idea for this. I started writing it in September, which was… about three months after I started writing DSMP fanfic. I think it was around the time I started getting curious about Tommy’s Exile (I didn’t know much about it then).

Gosh I’m really trying to remember but its been so long-

At the time of writing this, I hadn’t actually gotten to Exile in my DSMP watch-through, so it’s all based entirely on art/random posts/etc… which means that there are some continuity errors XD

For example, Michael and Friend are both mentioned in the story, but in reality, neither of them were even in Dream SMP at that point!! I just didn’t realize that at the time 🫠

It kinda bugs me, honestly. I try to make my stories as canon-compliant as possible, so… gah. Maybe I’ll go back and fix it someday.

Anyway! The rest of this will be incredibly random and scattered-

This was also the very first Ghostbur-centric story I wrote, and I had a lotta fun with that! He’s a very easy character to write :)

I tried to make Tommy as… un-Tommy-like as possible. To the point where it’s painfully obvious that he isn’t doing well; I really wanted to show how much Exile was affecting him.

Gosh I’m kinda wondering why I set this story in Exile because I literally had almost no clue how that arc went lol. I knew that Logstedshire was a thing but I didn’t really know what it was, so I just took a lucky guess and wrote this:

Ghostbur pulls his legs closer to himself, fighting off a shiver. "How has Dream been? Have you two gone on any more adventures together? He's quite the adventurous person, I think. Ooh, maybe you two have built more in Logstedshire? Perhaps a library? I love libraries!"

I sort of had the idea that Logstedshire was built by Tommy, but I wasn’t sure if Ghostbur had helped with that or if Dream had blown it up by this point. I think that I was tentatively leaning towards the idea that Dream had recently destroyed it, but I didn't explicitly say that because I wasn't completely sure if it was true.

SO MUCH OF THIS FIC WAS JUST ME GUESSING!!! LIKE TOMMY LIVING IN A TENT!!! AND HIS EYES LOSING THEIR BLUE COLOR!!! I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW ANY OF THAT I WAS JUST GOING OFF COOL ART I SAW!!!

I gave Ghostbur a satchel for no reason other than I find satchels cool and thought he should have one. Still headcanon that :)

Ghostbur giving Tommy Wilbur’s coat was based off of a bunch of art by a bunch of different artists. As far as I know, it has no canon… evidence I guess? But I think it’s a widely accepted headcanon and I thought it would fit the story nicely.

The title for this fic actually came pretty naturally to me—which is weird, because titles are usually the area I struggle with the most for writing.

At the time of writing this, I was really happy with it… but, as time passed, I found myself liking it less and less. I was seriously considering just not posting it at all.

I’m not sure why I lost interest, to be honest. Maybe it was the style I’d written it in?? I don’t know.

But, on a whim, I decided to just go ahead and post it… and you quickly read it and told me how much you loved it and that it was comforting and that you’d reread it over and over and SKDGSKSVAOGSOSBSIS

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT RESPONSE!!! PINESTRIPE IT ACTUALLY MEANT THE WORLD!!!

So because of you I started to stop not-liking it XD

Fast forward a couple months, and I’ve now got a bunch of ideas for a multi-chapter continuation—and it’s 100% because of you!!

So yeahhhh that was my extremely rambley ramble about Restless Reveries :D

For you, I’ll do A Protecter :)

[matcha-narancia]

Headcanons for Buccigang with an ADHD S/O? Like they're really smart and kinda nerdy (Fugo's levels) but generally unable to focus on things or stay still, and with very intense hyperfixations.

Please 🥺

Bucci Gang with an S/O who has ADHD HCs

𝐀/𝐍: Hello anon! Apologies this took so long to write, though I hope you like these hcs!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Some spoilers for Part 5!

Bruno Bucciarati

- Bucciarati loves you much!!! Your smarts and nerdy side are actually very adorable to him, and he could listen to you talk of your hyperfixations for hours if it meant you were happy!

- He’s actually quite used to helping and handling ADHD, since Narancia also can’t focus on one thing or sit still more often than not. He’s gotten quite good with helping him out, and so he promises to help you in whatever ways he can, too!

- Overall, very happy to have you at his side, and is as supportive as supportive can get. And of course, with his background knowledge on it, he also makes for a great helper.

Leone Abbacchio

- You two contrast each other greatly, which Abbacchio being very melancholy with a tendency to snap, and you being energetic and alert with your interests. However, even with this, Abbacchio loves you so dearly!

- Though he acts unfazed by it most times, he secretly loves when you speak to him so fondly of whatever you’re into. Whether it be things your brain’s wrapped around to study, or just a TV show you really like, hearing you talk so passionately about something makes his heart swell.

- Abbacchio is probably one of the more responsible partners when you need any help. He remembers stuff pretty well, and is very good with getting you to relax if you need to focus on something. He’ll brew you some tea, give you some blankets, and sit next to you holding one of your hands as you work!

Guido Mista

- Mista... admittedly is also a bit scattered in his ways. Though he tries really hard to be a good partner for you! Your smarts, nerdy side, and passion for your interests drew him to you, and he’d be damned if he didn’t let you know how much he appreciates you!

- Very, very into letting you lay on him after a long day of work and talk! He’s not one to speak of his day much, as he much prefers to hear your voice after going without it for several hours, it just gives him energy to love you when he comes home to you!

- He and the pistols will help if you ever need anything! Although they themselves all flying around can be a bit distracting lol. Nevertheless, they’re pretty good with getting stuff you request, and you appreciate all their help!

Panacotta Fugo

- Like Abbacchio, you two are also complete opposite in how you act, but you’re somebody who Fugo loves so much! You positively have impacted and affect his life everyday, and he couldn’t be anymore grateful. 

- I’d argue that this man probably loves your rambling the most, though he’ll never admit that to anybody but you lol. He could sit for hours just hearing you out, your voice helps him calm himself, and he’s happy hearing you get excited about the things you love!

- Also very responsible when it comes to helping, since he’s mostly responsible for keeping track of and watching Narancia. That being said though, he realizes you’re two different people, so he memorizes what things he can do and what he can get that you like to help you specifically focus!

Narancia Ghirga

- You both are a very, very energetic couple! As mentioned with Bucciarati, I personally believe Narancia has ADHD as well, so you’re both very much unable to pay attention to most things together lol.

- You sometimes try to help him study when Fugo is away, but you both find it hard to concentrate, so you end up just snuggling on the couch, rambling to each other about your interests and whatever that’s on your mind. 

- However, despite the hard time he had being able to focus, Narancia is very much into helping you! If you need literally anything he will go and get it although he may need to call you and ask what you need again, since he’ll probably forget but, and you’ll be very appreciative of his efforts!

Giorno Giovanna

- Very much in tune with emotions and responses to situations, so he actually caught on before you sat down and told him. Nevertheless, Giorno’s here for you and always will be!

- Giorno isn’t the greatest talker, so he actually prefers you to talk about whatever it is you like! Though he may not know exactly it is you like, watching you get all excited and energetic is just something he loves to come home to. As a capo, he doesn’t see many smiling faces, so he’s grateful to you for that!

- Also up there as moderately responsible. Giorno learns fast what things you like and need fast, and he always is stocked up on whatever items they may be. He also lets you know where everything is, and he has a list of whatever it is you like with him at all times in case he ever needs to leave work to go to you.

↳ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬/𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! ♡

[cozymoko]

Ok but I love your oc’s?? So much?? Can I get some hcs for Hachiro Furukawa with a S/O who doesn’t care for money, doesn’t care for any material possessions..but is an absolute sucker for astronomy. S/O’s eyes glaze over when someone obsesses over jewelry, they quietly puzzle over people who want nothing but cash, but they truly adore the stars.

They spend hours outside at night, photographing the sky and piecing together new and old constellations, and can easily ramble on for hours about the latest falling star when they’re both relaxing together, unknowingly tracing constellations onto Hachi’s skin while they cuddle. (I’m exactly like this in real life with my close friends, and I also wanted to see my passion get written about a little so here’s this lol <3)

ASTRONOMY

Note: What an interesting hobby. Also, thank you anonymous!

WARNINGS: Yandere themes

Format: Headcanons

Hachiro was well aware of your unusual infatuation with the stars. It was clear in your eyes, your efforts. The countless hours spent under the moon’s soothing gaze, heeding the stars' kind words. All in which he admired from afar with a faint smile gracing his lips. As you danced through the bitterly cold breeze, dare I say attempt to sleep in it as well. None of it mattered to you for that is where you felt at peace.

Even tucked beneath satin sheets, accompanied by the chilled skin of your beloved were you hypnotized by its light. Rambling on about the many images scattered across the night sky until you could say no more. Sketching pictures along his skin of the numerous constellations residing beyond the naked eye.

He would be lying if he said hasn’t grown rather envious of the moon, the stars. Despite being gifted with your tender embrace nearly every night, it simply wasn’t enough. An inhumane desire to have you all to himself was slowly unfurling within him. Beckoning the man to gain your attention once more, to have your eyes set on him and no other. So that is what he did.

Money could not win your heart, that he knew. Gems and wealth did nothing to excite you. Seeing as you didn’t so much as bat an eye at even the finest jewels one could acquire, mimicking a rather poor excuse for a smile in return. With bold statements such as, “Hachi, what is someone supposed to do with so much money?” or even, “Why do people want that bullshit?” It was all news to him. However, some things do require the assistance of it.

He could still remember the day, your smile. The flushing of your cheeks, burning as bright as the very sun you admired. The nearly suffocating embrace as you place several tender kisses on his pale cheek. You were like a young child on Christmas, skipping and screaming over something that didn’t leave so much as a dent in his pocket. All over a telescope, yes, you were very strange.

But why stop there when there are no limitations? A museum would do you well,  a planetarium resting beyond the surface, rented for your personal use. You could hardly sit still, shifting on the balls of your feet at the sound announcer overhead. The familiar warmth of your hand, dragging him throughout the grave museum.

"Hachi, thank you for today," You smiled, holding his hand close to your chest. "I had fun."

"As did I."

[angeltannis]

Tannis for the ask?

😙

favorite thing about them

aaa that's hard bc i love every single thing abt her really lol...I'm gonna say it's the fact that by BL3 she's been incorporated into the core Crimson Raider "family" and they all embrace and accept her with all her quirks and unusual traits. And how she comes across as prickly and unlikeable at first, but everyone who takes the time to get to know her discovers a wacky but sweet and endearing lady underneath.

Oh also the fact that she got to become a siren, breaking away from the "sirens are all super feminine, conventionally beautiful, graceful, etc." thing to have her be like "I'm gay, mentally ill, h*rny as fuck, and also stronger than any of you, so don't try any shit"

ok that's three things LOL i'll stop there

least favorite thing about them

her h*rniness for Typhon deLeon.... there's having bad taste and then there's just. That. 👎

favorite line

there are way too many to choose rhdfh, but I love the somber bit from her BL3 journal:

"I sometimes wish I had an easier time speaking to other people. On the rare occasion I have a feeling I'd like to share, speaking is often the most efficient means of transference. The tricky thing about feelings is, they're fleeting. By the time you need to share them, all too often they're already gone.

I guess it's the same with people."

brOTP

Angel!! I absolutely ADORE how Tannis kept Angel's legacy alive by collecting and safeguarding her childhood belongings and drawings, and even named her secret lab after her (Angel's Light) - and how, out of everyone in the entire universe, Angel chose Tannis to pass her powers on to, likely because she knew the abuse her father had put Tannis through and wanted to give her the tools to protect herself in the future. And those powers ended up saving Tannis, so it worked! Every time I think of their bond even between worlds I get all emotional 😭

OTP

you mean besides Tannis/me?? lol I adore Tannith (Tannis/Lilith) ... the bond they have is so real and palpable even if most of it goes unspoken. The trust they have in each other!! The fact that Lilith is comfortable enough with Tannis to tease her, and that Tannis, even touchy as she always is, is totally okay with it because she and Lilith have such a deep bond that she knows Lilith's intentions! Even the fact that they chastise each other when they feel the other one is acting out of turn (ie Tannis telling Lilith she needs to step up and be a leader during the canon Maya funeral scene, and Lilith being like "PATRICIA-" when Tannis is rambling on during the cut funeral scene). They're so GOOD for each other but they're also BAD for each other because they have one shared brain cell that's like "Let's go travel around the galaxy unleashing alien monsters for loot and knowledge!" and that is just such a PERFECT combination

nOTP

Typhon deLeon do not interact

random headcanon

I'm gonna paste directly from my fic Someone of My Kind because I still really like this idea (and it totally isn't based on my Authentic Autism Experience as someone with very similar hair to Tannis')

"The first moment of true liberation Tannis could remember was the day she locked herself in the bathroom with a pair of scissors and lopped all her hair off. Her mother had pounded uselessly at the door, stinging young Patty’s ears with her shrieks. In spite of her mother’s reaction–or perhaps because of it–Tannis had pointedly snipped off every last lock of her wavy, cowlick-ridden mane, watching with great interest as it scattered all over the old tile floor by her feet.

Her long hair had been torturous for years–she hated the feel of brushing it, which meant it was always full of knots. Every trip to the hair salon meant hours of crying and fighting the hairdresser as they yanked at her sensitive scalp and tore through the knots with a fine-toothed comb, audibly frustrated with the twelve-year-old who was less cooperative than the toddlers in the other chairs.

The day she chopped her hair off was, to her, a day of liberation. To her mother, it was an unforgivable insult."

unpopular opinion

Does Tannis have "popular opinions"? Lol it feels like nobody but me ever talks about her... I guess me thinking she's the best character in the entire series is a pretty unpopular opinion, lol, so let's go with that!

song i associate with them

it's really niche but "What Magic You've Forsaken" by Psyche Corporation is so good for her... a song about trying to give up magic to work a mundane office job, but still being hopelessly drawn to "myths and fairytales" ... also the titular line "Little witch from a bygone empire / What magic you’ve forsaken" reminds me of Angel (from the "bygone empire" of her father, literally forsaking her magic to give to Tannis)

favorite picture of them

:')

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[ackermanbitch]

hey! i loved your five headcanons! do you think you could do five x reader celebrating valentine’s day? ily 💕💕

omg happy valentines day! ilyt and please enjoy! 

pairing: five x gn!reader

warnings: nothing!

-as ive said before, five isnt super affectionate and couldnt give less of a flying fuck about a holiday that was made purely for money :) 

-but youre jus different you know

-hes really the only one in the family who can hold a healthy relationship for long so he doesnt ask for advice or anything 

-he packs a lil basket with a blanket and some snacks

-being vague as fuck, he just takes you to a very big field, scattered with wildflowers 

-you were kinda scared but also felt really fuzzy inside,,, hes so sweet 

-taking your hand, he led you to a somewhat clear patch and put the blanket down

-the sun was slowly going down so he turned on a little lamp and set it on one side of the blanket, sitting with you on the other side 

- “this is really sweet five...” you mumbled, kissing his jaw

- “i thought getting you fake flowers and chocolate would be stupid, valentines day is just about money at this point, i mean honestly, id rather just celebrate our anniversary or someth-” 

-you rolled your eyes and put your head on his shoulder,  listening to him ramble on 

-you looked at the stars for hours, hand in hand

- at one point, you slow danced to silence, his forehead resting against yours

- “i love you five..” 

- “i know”

- “YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT BACK” 

- “YOU RUINED THE MOMENT” 

- “youre supposed to say it back..” you mumbled with a pout

- “you know i love you, dork.”

a/n: LMAO IM SORRY IF THIS IS CRINGEY but im alone on v day and this is exactly how id want to spend it if i had an s/o lol

[stanzoeywade]

Queen B Mamma Mia AU pt.1

Taglist: @somewillwin @belvoiresqueenbee @origmansello @clownery-is-a-new-personality @kamilahtrash @poppysminion @poppysimp @minsinclair-lee @poppysmc @iiizdumb @uselesslesbianfr @scattered-to-the-winds @idiot-justidiot @toyhenoctus @begoniathotia @otakufangirl-12 @malvinghlein

Summary: This will be based off the sequel so yeah. Enjoy. Hopefully I do this AU justice lmaooo. This first part will be Chloe St.James centric where she will be the character Harry.

First of all I headcanon Chloe to look like Chloe Grace Moretz, because they kinda look the same with their facial structure and nose shape. You don't have to agree, I'm just saying lol.

•Everything starts with you graduating from Belvoire University. Zoey and Penelope as your two best friends, and as a way of wanting freedom, you decide to go around the world in hopes of finding somewhere to settle down.

• Your first stop is Paris, France - also known as the fashion capital as well as being the famous city of love. You immediately fall for the sights that Paris has to offer, it's beautiful, you can't help but think.

• You stumble your way into a hostel tucked away in a small corner of Paris. You're ringing the bell waiting for a concierge but no one comes, so you decide to go behind the counter to get a key for a room. I mean who's gonna turn down the chance to get a free room amirite?

• This is when you meet Chloe, who's dressed in nothing but a bathrobe. Hair wet and dripping on the staircase. The two of you make eye contact and she immediately tries to explain in broken French and English. You just look at her in amusement, having to bite your lower lip to prevent yourself from laughing. "Je voudrais une spare key, s'il vous plaît." she says desperately hoping you understand. "Je suis locked out ma chambre." she pleads.

• Your eyebrows raise in amusement and you can't help but tease her. "I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand. Can you please repeat that?." you say in English. She quickly repeats her broken French until she realises, and she stares at you with a deadpan expression.

• "I don't work here." you quickly explain. She looks at you, curiosity present in those big blue eyes. "I'm gonna call the police." she chides, as to remove the awkward tension. You're quick to say "Please don't." and she just laughs and says "Yeah, I don't think they'll understand my French anyway."

• You quickly check her out, and you're instantly attracted, 'She looks really cute, and she's very sweet too.' - you think to yourself. Chloe also checks you out and thinks 'She's really pretty, I hope she isn't dating anyone. Maybe I have a chance?'

• The two of you decide to tour around Paris together, and you're immediately charmed by Chloe, she's so very nice, albeit naive but she's very charming in her awkward way.

• Chloe's in the same boat, she didn't think that she could fall this fast, but you're a welcome surprise, she loves how you listen and play along with her whenever she has weird thoughts. The two of you find each other very attractive, and it's obvious judging by your long stares and lingering touches.

• "Would it be okay if you hold your bag using your other arm?" she asks meekly. You're confused and you say "Sure, but why?" You notice that she looks shy, cheeks flushed as she stares at the ground. "It's so I can hold your hand" she says in a quiet voice.

• Your heart soars because how can leather jacket wearing "bad girl" Chloe be so fucking cute. You're immediately charmed and you oblige by holding her hand as you walk through the streets of Paris.

• The two of you make your way to a small French restaurant, and despite its outside appearance, you're surprised by how cozy it looks on the inside. You sit across from Chloe, who looks at you with an intense gaze you can feel like she's staring at your soul.

• You learn a lot about Chloe and she's quick to open up to you. It's the same for you though, she makes you feel at ease and even though you've only known each other for a few hours, you can already see yourself trusting her. You tell her about your dream of finding that one place you can call home, and you tell her of your plan to go to Greece someday.

Play Waterloo.

• "What do you think about sleeping together?" she says tentatively, and you choke on your water. "Well aren't you forward" you say playfully. She looks at you and pulls out her guitar, where she starts to play and sing, serenading you. You're surprised by how well she can sing and you can't help but blush.

• You stop her from singing, and she's quick to explain why. "You would be my first" she says quietly and you don't believe her. "You can't be serious, Chloe have you seen yourself? You're lying right?" you say suspicious, but Chloe just looks at you sincerely as she says "There's a lot of advantages of us sleeping together and it will be a win-win situation. I'm also being serious, you'll be my first. It's mad but I think I like you."

• By the end of the night the two of you go to her room, where you spend the night.

NSFW CUT

• As soon as you get to her room at the end of the night, you quickly kiss her gently, as to not overwhelm her. You ask "Are you sure you want to do this Chloe?" and she nods her head as she says "I've never been so sure."

• It starts slow and gentle, where both of you gently caress each other's body, reveling at the soft skin under your touch. You can't help but want to kiss Chloe senseless, especially with that soft expression on her face.

• You slowly start to begin undressing her, tugging on her jacket and quickly taking her shirt off. You can't help but stare at her as you whisper "Beautiful". Her milky white skin looks soft and unblemished, especially with the light shining on her, making it seem like a halo was adorning the top of her head, due to her platinum blonde hair. Your breath is taken away, and you're slowly pulled back to reality when she kisses you again.

• "It's not fair if I'm the only one stripped down to my underwear." she says voice husky from desire. She takes her time undressing you as if opening a present. She kisses each patch of skin that she unravels, her kisses trailing down your neck to your breasts.

• You whine at her soft kisses, and you pull her face towards your lips, kissing her as your hands move downwards to her stomach. She shudders at your touch, and your hands go lower until they find the inside of her thighs.

• You pull at the fabric of her underwear, pulling it down, and Chloe gasps into the kiss, and you pull away to kiss her neck, sucking and biting to leave marks, Chloe's soft whimpers and moans being music to your ears.

• You start to tease her clit, adding pressure using your fingers. Her eyes are glossy, filled with lust as her hips jerk forward wanting more friction. "Rosie, please I need you inside." she pleads desperately. You comply and slide your index and middle fingers inside. She groans at the contact and slightly jerks her hips forward. Your thumb brushes against her clit, which earns you yet another moan.

• You want to hear more so you thrust your fingers in and out slowly, to make sure that she gets used to the movement first. As soon as you feel her inner walls clench around your fingers, you can't help the groan that comes out your mouth as you say "Fuck Chloe, you're so tight." You start to thrust faster and Chloe lets out a wail in pleasure, her body shuddering as you find her g-spot. She's close to cumming, and you can tell because she's lost control of her upper body, which means that she has to lean forward to you for support. She climaxes with a silent moan, body glistening with sweat making her glow and you've never seen anything so hot.

• After Chloe comes down from her high, you kiss her softly and ask "Did that feel as good as it looked?" Her cheeks are still flushed and her breathing is still shaky, and all she can do is nod her head as a response.

• The two of you just bask in the afterglow, cuddling together as Chloe starts pillow talk. "That was nice, it was more than nice actually." she rambles on and you find her oh so very cute at this moment. "Was that okay for you?" she asks shyly, and your response is a soft smile as you say "It was lovely, I had a great time."

• The next day Chloe wakes up to a note by the drawer next to bed and it reads "Thank you for last night, Chloe, that was amazing. I'm sorry for saying goodbye through a note, but I feel like amazing things are waiting for me."

• She immediately gets up out of bed and runs to the airport getting herself a spot on the next flight to Greece.

• As she gets there, she sees you with another woman on a boat, leaving the dock, and her heart is immediately left broken. "Why did I have to fall for you, Rosie Hughes?" she whispers, voice breaking as she sees your figure disappear off into the distance.

Hi, hi everyone this is the first part of the AU, hopefully I did it justice, as always don't forget to like or reblog. (I read the tags when you guys reblog and it always makes me happy when I see that you just enjoyed what I wrote.) The next part will be about Veronica as Bill. 🥺💋 I hope you enjoyed reading. 💕

[laughableillusions]

Random Shit Headcanons of Nuada:

If he’s not on one of his dramatic verbal crusades he’s actually quite soft spoken

Hates being a Monarch, and prefers a democracy since the elf population is so small and scattered around

Refuses to believe that he and Hellboy are similar in anyway (they very much are)

Nuala would beat his ass when they were kids, she can handle pain better than him and if it wasn’t for her duties as a “helpless princess” she would have probably drop kicked him

Has a hit list written in fancy calligraphy that he keeps in his pocket, he adds to it when nessasary

He’s basically a goth anti-theatre kid theatre kid (vibes hard with shakespeare)

He’s the younger of the twins lol (he’s got the vibes)

The black lips and eyeshadow are mostly makeup, though he hasn’t slept in 2 weeks so its not entirely fake (Insomnia’s a bitch ain’t it)

Says he hates human food but can be seen raiding a corner store at 3am with a fistful of cash (and can cook ramen with his eyes closed)

Once he figures out what a turtleneck is, it’s all he wears

He always finds a way to lounge on a chair, that or he just sits in them all wrong

Though he is very meticulous and skilled with his hands and enjoys tinkering with things, he somehow ends up knocking things over

He makes up for it with his reflexes though

When he gets really stressed out he just take his lance, goes outside, and spins it around a bit, that or he just sits and listens to the birds or something

He only drinks tea, with no caffeine (caffeine is like cocaine to elves), and judges people silently from the brim of the cup

The only person from the BPRD that doesn’t hate his guts is Liz, she thinks he’s just kind of lonely and let’s him ramble to her about his tinkering

[ax100]

Ax’s Promare headcanons - Post-World Blaze (pt 1)

Hello! I’m back again! and 15 pages deep into my headcanons doc! It’s getting a bit out of hand!

This is the second in a series of posts I’m doing to help me figure out the cultural and historical milieu that Promare is set in, because there is a lot left up to interpretation. Which can be a headache when you have a penchant for wanting to be canon-compliant when writing fic!!! (Related: Click here to read the first post on my Historical Context (Pre-World Blaze) thoughts!)

But again: all of this is just my own personal interpretation, and I am in no way saying that this is the gospel truth. This holds true only insofar as my fic (coming soon!) goes. Fair warning that this is long and rambly and not that well-written LOL this is just me sharing my thoughts.

Enjoy!

HISTORICAL CONTEXT (POST-WORLD BLAZE: THE FIRST 10 YEARS)

Simply put, the world was in shambles after the Great World Blaze. Half the world population had been wiped out. Almost all the arable land on Earth had been torched, no longer usable. Clean water was now rare, as all the water sources were now saturated with ash, which also choked the aquatic wildlife. For a time, it seemed like mankind was on the road to extinction.

The next few years were difficult. There were many who survived the Blaze, only to perish in the aftermath. At this point, everyone in the world had just one goal: survival. There’s nothing quite like the threat of extinction to band everyone in the world together. World peace and all that. Slowly, society rebuilt itself. The concept of the nation-state was lost, and mankind reorganized itself into city-states, scattered throughout the barren landscape.

Whereas majority of the research prior to the Great World Blaze was focused on ‘Why is this happening?’ the research that took place after focused on ‘How do we survive this?’ and ‘How do we prevent this from happening again?’ Researchers worldwide focused on developing the technology needed for indoor farming, fast-growing GMOs for food production, water purification, and air filtration. Prometh himself focused his research on two prongs: still, on understanding the nature of the Burnish condition, while developing technology to help defend against Burnish fire and the threat of another Blaze possibly happening. His technology was never meant to be used as a tool for oppression; rather, he intended it as protective, a means for people to defend themselves and stop fires where they may start. (ofc, we all know what happened to that)

It took somewhere between 5 to 10 years after the Blaze for the world to get back on its feet and for some sense of normalcy to finally return, depending on where you were. After a long struggle—the losses from the Blaze and its aftermath—society was finally starting to flourish once more. Humankind recovered surprisingly fast, all things considered. With city-state populations being smaller than nation-states ever had been, things got done more quickly. Less people, less red tape, and everyone operated with a greater sense of urgency. Not only did society recover (as best as it could, at least), but it was developing even faster than before. The city-states quickly established themselves, and with the life-supporting technologies coming into place, people started to move on from surviving, to thriving once more. Still, in most of these settlements, it became markedly clear: Burnish were not welcome.

Even though the collective world population had focused on trying to make it through those rough years, that didn’t mean that they had forgotten their outrage at what had happened. Hatred for the Burnish was at a high more than ever. It didn’t help that most of the survivors from the Blaze were Burnish, being able to withstand fire and all. They were barred from rejoining society, if not chased out—or worse, killed on account of being Burnish. Many of them eventually died out in the wastelands either from starvation or disease. Mad Burnish, considerably weakened in what was essentially a post-apocalyptic world, did what it could to provide aid, but it was never enough.

Once society got itself back on its feet, now came the next question: What to do with the Burnish? There were very strong opinions. There were multiple instances when scientists and politicians almost came into blows in the meeting rooms; there were some instances they actually did. People on the street cried for justice in all forms. Some called for the complete extermination of the Burnish. Some called for segregation. A very, very small movement called for peace, to let Burnish back into society. Most were fine with just leaving them out to rot in the Wastelands, as they had come to be called; let the elements claim them with no skin off their backs.

Although talks on what to do about civilian Burnish went on for a long time, there was one thing all the city-state representatives agreed upon: that Mad Burnish was a threat, and if the world didn’t want another Blaze to raze the planet to the ground again, they had to be eradicated. Thus, the International Counter-Terrorism Federation was formed. It mandated the establishment of a counter-terrorism unit in each of its member city-states, and made it possible to have a coordinated global front against the threat of terrorism—mostly that which was instigated by Mad Burnish. In the city of Promepolis, this special unit was colloquially known as Freeze Force.

NEXT UP: Historical Context (Post-World Blaze: Years 11-20, Loosening Grudges)

[hopefullystillliving]

I just realized for your Shed Skin fanfic, What is Remus going to do with bby Durant...

My first ask! Hello anon :D

Remus won’t actually pop up for another few chapters probably (my guess is chapter 5, but no promises) because at the moment he’s sort of hibernating? I actually mentioned this briefly during the beginning of Chapter 1, but it’s my personal headcanon that Remus takes about a week every month during the winter to hibernate. It was established that overwintering isn’t something he needs to do, but considering how Logan (another greenman) gets during the winter, and since the characters are now working near-exclusively on a fae timescale, I figured he’d definitely take “short” naps to try and minimize the Fantasy-SAD’s effects.

Sorry for going on a tangent there, I’ve got a whole bunch of my own lore built up for this. (This is absolutely ask bait if any of my 6 followers want to hear about that lol. Love u guys.) But yeah, once he wakes up and is introduced to Adder (that’s what I call bby Durant, I call the evil one The Serpent King.) Remus isn’t gonna be pleased. On the other hand, without spoiling anything, part of Chapter 3 deals with Bell, the other major character (who’s still alive) who had major dealings with the Serpent King. And while Bell and Remus’s (and the court’s) reactions are going to be very different, the reasoning behind them is the same. That reasoning being: All these coincidences connecting the Bobcat Queen’s new ward and the Serpent King suck, Spooky Eldritch Shadow Nightmare Monster “Actual Ruler of the Forest” made a bad decision with that. I can clarify specifically why no one thinks the two are the same (yet :) in a separate post if someone wants another one of my rambles, but the gist of it is that’s a huge leap in logic to make, with very little actual evidence (yet :)

tl;dr: Remus will probably show up in Chapter 5, he’s not gonna be happy (trauma babey!) but also isn’t going to blame Adder. Directly at least. Rest assured, I shall harvest my angst crop and scatter it to the innocent readers.

[wiredandrewired]

Was trying to actually work on something but my brain is stuck on loop.  So instead I’m gonna make a post of the Voltron stuff sitting unposted in my writing WIP folder to help me organize my thoughts.

I guess since I’m posting this, if you have anything you wanna say/ask about any of these feel free.  I respond well to outside interest.

1. Project ReVolt is without a doubt the project I’ve posted about the most here.  And talked about in random tags.  And tangents.  Originally it was just the name the project had in my internal brain filing cabinet but it’s kind of spread and stuck to where my wife and I just refer to it as that when we talk about it.

ReVolt is basically going to be a VLD series rewrite more along the lines of how my wife and I would have done it or at least liked to see it done.  In some places it will probably stick pretty damn close to the events of the series canon, but in others go completely off the deep end.  We’re each going to be doing one, so a lot of the headcanon and worldbuilding and such that we’ve worked out together in various other stories and RPs will be consistent between the two stories, but it will also give us a place to veer out and do things without the others’ input (as we’re not gonna let each other see our fics until they post, tee hee).  I’ve done a SHITPOT of rules and infrastructure work using actual alchemy tracts to try and make sense of the series’ largely Powers As The Plot Demands system,  and am pretty convinced I’m going to A)fall hard into my very common Esoterica Ranting Mode pitfall and B)enrage literally everyone who reads it with my character and plot choices.  Most conservative estimate says this will be six ‘books’ long as again, we’re doing literally the entire series.  Current status: at the ‘ridiculously large amount of notes and setting up actual arcs and outlines’ stage, and waiting for the wife to finish ‘Happier HOPEless’.

2. There Are No Monsters Here is a fic I really want to do but cannot seem to get off the ground, set to take place entirely in the ‘last universe’ from season 8--the one native-Honerva died in and crazed-death-god-Honerva picked out as her ideal and tried to wedge herself into.  I guess the basic idea was that, like the ‘main’ universe, it got rebuilt pretty much as it was prior to Nightmare Mom Ruining Everything, and I have it with no one fully remembering the events of season 8 that took place there, but characters really closely tied to those events having some itching feeling that something happened, and all the Altean alchemists agreeing that some kind of massive quantum Event certainly occurred even if they don’t know what.  

Mostly the story exists as  a place for me to have a canon-compliant AU that still lets me explore stuff like Altean history, the racial and cultural tensions of the Coalition, dink around with Oldadins that DON’T die in one fell swoop, a living Daibazaal and Altea, Lotor growing up with a decent-but-not-without-strains relationship with his dad, teen Allura and tiny Lotor being absolute shits to each other while also coming to terms as they grow up with who and what they MUST be both on a political and quantum scale, and generally prove that even a perfect universe isn’t, all in one place.  The title is entirely facetious, and anyone who’s read any of my alien culture headcanons for this series knows that.  Lol.  Current status: lots of bits and pieces, but no good beginning or connective tissue.   I have a lot of notes, some arc outlines, and a few scattered scenes and bits of dialogue from later in the story, but my god, I CANNOT get it off the ground.

3. Someone Must Get Hurt (But It Won’t Be Me) is supposed to be a pretty wholly Honerva-centric fic that starts...sometime in her youth?...and carries forward to an as-yet-undetermined point.  Probably her death.  I mean the first one.  I’m not sure.  Another chance to dig my fingers into Altean culture and Alchemy, this time leading up to All The Bad Shit That Happened, with the added bonus of being done from a focal point of a character I have a lot of really strong feelings about both positive and negative that’s resulted in me somehow being EVEN MORE wrapped up in her than I was before I added abject knee-jerk trauma hatred to the mix.  In no way meant to make Honerva more sympathetic, I think I just want to write her even more like my mother so I’ll feel EVEN BETTER about killing her?  Idk man my feelings about her are so complicated.  Also an excuse to write a shitpot of her and Zarkon because listen, I’m really glad they’re married because I ship them so fuckin hard.   Current Status: SO many notes.  SO much infrastructure.  Like three pages of an opening I’m almost definitely throwing away because I can’t decide where, when, or how to open but feel like this isn’t it.  One short but very telling scene of Honey and Zarkon from late in the story.  I’m obsessed with it but I can’t get anywhere. 

4. Currently Untitled Demon Hunter AU started because my wife talks to me about Happier HOPEless a LOT and I just got an itch in my bones to work on one myself.  In spite of the entire Demon Hunter AU thing getting started by a prompt on a Shance blog, neither Shiro nor Lance are set to appear for at least a chapter?  And I am not confident in my ability to not veer off into utter non-shipping anyway because man, am I bad at it.  Or like...just an entirely different ship for either or both of them.  Current Status: A lot of vague notes, a POWERFUL urge to structure the chapters and overall arc after Ripley’s Gates even though that limits my chapter count and means I will DEFINITELY have 20k+ word chapters, and about seven pages of the first chapter so I guess I’m committed now?

5. Currently Untitled Post Series Fic basically exists for me to vent my frustrations about two main things: The Universe is Fucking Huge And There Are Dangers Other Than Galra, and The Galra Empire Was Huge and Is Not Going To All Fall In Line Behind Voltron Coalition and Especially Behind Keith Who Just Arbitrarily Fucking Decided To Tell Them They Couldn't Pick A New Leader According To Their Own Traditions And Need To Do What They’re Told Now What The Fuck.  Also there was a lot of stuff in the series that got left hanging, and while ReVolt is an IN-series fix-it fic, I wanted something that patched up loose ends in a way that was satisfactory to me but also kind of canon-compliant.  Current Status: A lot of notes and screaming.  No one has seen my progress on this and they might never.

6. Dog Runs And Death Dreams is a warmup file turned deeply self-indulgent series of scenes in which I choose to assume that Shiro’s rare neuromuscular disorder was left so ambiguous so I could plug the symptoms of mine into it.  It’s genuinely not any deeper than that.  The whole thing is set pre-Kerberos, and includes copious Shiro x Adam content because of it, but also not the kind that makes me feel good about writing because that means it includes the ‘slow fizzle’ that leads up to their breakup before the mission.  Ugh.  Working on it does make me feel better when I've been having symptoms, though, and I’ve been letting myself write it, unchastised, in a really loose rambly way that I usually deride myself for.  It’s just cathartic.  Current Status: no notes, no plan, just strain-writing between seizures, but somehow it feels like it has some kind of structure and just keeps growing?  Possibly too close to the bone for me to ever post.

7. Birth and Rebirth was born out of two things: the fact that Zarkon is shown to have two ENTIRELY DIFFERENT reactions to first being presented with his baby son in different flashbacks and different seasons, and the fact that in spite of the flashbacks we get at the end of the series, earlier on, the impression I got of Lotor and Zarkon’s relationship wasn’t of a young man who had never had affection from his father, but who had instead lost it.  Well, three things: I have a lot of underlying issues at work, at play, and at large when it comes to the Galra Imperial Family.  Also, anyone notice the monitor blips in the first baby Lotor flashbacks indicate a heart murmur?  Anyway, it was supposed to be a thoroughly self-indulgent and thoroughly self-hurtful examination of Lotor’s early life and the death by degrees of what was left of his father in the husk Rift Adventures left behind, but I got stuck on it a little way in.   Current Progress: ten pages, a lot of notes, and some wistfulness.  I keep hoping I’ll get inspired to pick it back up again.  Contemplating rewriting some of the beginning, maybe it’ll help?

Bonus entry that is not actually in any form of progress soever:

50/50 Voltron Trashfire Edition is spawned from the ‘50/50′ challenge on an old TF board I used to haunt.  It’s a fifty-prompt smut challenge using the list of ‘50 reasons to have sex’ from some tv show, and the idea is to write a different ship for every prompt (hence the name).  My wife is blazing through it and has several (like twelve?) up on her AO3, but I’ll be utterly blunt: I haven’t written fifty porn fics in my LIFE.  Over ALL my fandoms.  Current Status: Literally all I have done is assign a ship to each prompt, and I might actually have some prompts with just question marks beside them still.  I have one aborted start to one entry.  That’s it.  It’s not happening.  But the empty file is technically in the folder, SO.