#this is cursed and unhinged

[eliotbaum]

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[rorydrawsandwrites]

So we've all been having fun giving him bug wings right

(I gotta mention that this post in particular inspired me here... they're so little. His ass is not flying anywhere unless he's thrown)

And I do see the logic here. He has the li'l antennae after all (and him being a lightning bug would be especially fitting). But I'd like to point out that as a Fleischer-esque mix-and-match creature, he does also have a pig nose... therefore I suggest:

Pig. Hoofs.

I rest my case.

Also a little bonus... the touch-starved Luxposting has gotten to me. Pet the creature

[ominous-horse-noises]

anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other

introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project

[apolaskiart]

"Mr. President, a polyship had just crashed into the LoA fandom..."

(based on the write warz stream where that one fanfic started out with barnabos x skrimm but devolved into a torbek getting railed and a surprise morgan freeman)

[wesavegotham]

I went through some comics to find this panel and I simply miss Damian's extreme audacity.

Like this kid met Batman, his father, and said "I thought you would be taller", forced him to do a suprise a scavanger hunt at one point, hacked Justice Leage files simply out of boredom and once broke into a one of Bruce's safes to repair a device that let him teleport to the JL watchtower in space to spent time with and annoy Bruce.

I truly don't get why people say Damian and Bruce are not fun to read, I still love Bruce suffering because he's confronted with someone just as stubborn, annoying and socially incompetent as he is. And now he has to act like the responsible one.

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Karlach, Baldur's Gate 3

Propaganda from Mod Curse: Buff, hot (in many ways, iykyk), tiefling with a heart of gold! She's silly, she's strong, she's romantic, and she's got some sweet moves! We love Karlach in this house ♥

[dandysworld-meh-imagines]

Can you make Astro x reader, where reader with Astro army. 7 Astro and 1 reader and reader like: Oh my gooooooood @////@

Reader With An Army Of Astros?!?

Ohhhh, I tried to make it kindaaaa related to the actual game PFFFT!! This also reminds me of THIS EXACT VIDEO PLS. Here you go, dear anon! I tried to make this a silly one (unhinged too) so it might feel like a fever dream and don't expect quality writing from this sksks, thank you for requesting! <3

Also as someone who had two of my friends be Vee and chase me around the map, it made me hella shy and flustered I can't imagine 7 of them oh my god- AND EVEN WITH SHELLY I'LL JUST SILENTLY PASS AWAY HAPPILY BUT SO SHYLY AJDHAJDHAHD omg it's almost 3 am someone help me AAAAAA

-Anna

-Oh, you thought 1 Astro is fine? How about 7 instead?! Yep! 7!! Congratulations, now you have 7 Astro's just following you around without question! It was pretty funny, as Astro's footsteps were just.. quiet. You turn around for one second and then back and you see a whole army of Astro's just observing you, making sure to watch your every move with those sleepy eyes of theirs. Some even smiled sleepily at you and it got you to turn around, flustered. No matter where you go, they followed around with no sound, just casually smiling sleepily and there was pretty much nothing you could do about it!

-Stamina? Pfffft! What's that?? Never heard of it before! Good luck actually running out of stamina because the Astro's are READY to use their skills and make sure you are back to full again, fully rested. They even take turns using their skill so EVEN if you ran like there is actually no tomorrow after one of them restored it, an Astro will ALWAYS have their skill available JUST for you! Lucky you! Sounds like a deal, no? The Astro's are even helping each other, giving stamina to each other so they can catch up to you if you ever ran away. You know they can see that you're low, right? They'll be there soon for you, trust!

-Extracting from machines has never felt more peaceful, because they are literally standing around in all the openings a twisted can get through towards you. They just casually drive the twisted away, no worries for you! All you can do is extract ichor from the machines. Some do help do machines themselves but it's mostly them protecting you and making sure nothing gets to you. You almost will never hear anything unusual as you do your own thing and are taking your sweet time, the Astro's have it all under control! Only thing you'll hear is just some faint footsteps but it's mostly the machine dropping ichor that has almost all your attention.

-It's actually scary how well they communicate too, even without words! It's like these Astro's know what they are doing.. knowing exactly how to pull on a twisted's tail and avoid them perfectly, like they have been doing this for years or something! Sometimes you think that the Astro's are just messing with you but at this point they haven't even allowed the twisteds to even get a LOOK at you! They always drive them away somewhere far from you, like they have made it their life goal or something! They do it so casually too that you think nothing is actually wrong on these.. weird floors and all these weird machines and whatever else is on here!

-They like to use their powers and combined, make any twisted pass out in literal seconds, even the mains! The mains!! 1 Astro would probably find it very difficult but 7 combined?? Nothing actually stands a chance, it's actually scary how much power they hold but it's all to protect you. They are working together so well like actual functioning braincells! Something I don't have!! Wow!! Have you ever seen a public lobby this good? No?? Well, you're in luck now! They know exactly what they are doing and they are doing it WELL. Power of friendship with each other ahhhh Astros.

-They find it funny to make a circle around you as you stand in the middle when the elevator goes to the next floor, no matter where you look.. it's that sleepy expression and smile as they look at you so softly!! Argh!! Good luck hiding your flustered expression cuz you can't hide ANYWHERE when they have you like that! If Dandy's shop is ever in the same floor, even the star of the show himself has NO idea what he's even looking at! He knows it's Astro.. AstroS, or something. He just pulls on the lever silently as his eyes can't.. process what he's looking at?? There goes Dandy's Shop for you! Whoopsies!

-These Astro's LOOOOVE using their star hands pretty much all the time so you'll see these glowy star hands producing this soft and cool light around you. It can also be used to create this very cool view where all the Astro's are holding their hands up close to one another's and it looks like a mini space.. considering you don't mind the lights combining and becoming stronger... and you can't see absolutely anything!! Well, if they do it a bit farther where you can see their hands more clearly then it looks nice! Sometimes they even run in line and it's like stars traveling together.. was Astro always this playful??? No??? Huh????

-Blackouts almost become Brightney only runs at this point cuz when they stick together, it's like y'all are the sun or something! So much light!! Even if one of them leaves to explore around, IT'S STILL SO B R I G H T! CYAN LIGHT!! BOOM! Sometimes they do you the favor and split kinda and the floor almost feels like it has regular light again.. just a cyan light though, like someone changed the lights. These Astro's are literally the torches in Minecraft! They LITERALLY light your way towards the machines and stand by the side like they are your precious knights. It wasn't until a big looking rock dog appeared out of nowhere, chased you and opened his jaws and your view went dark.

-You woke up in your bed sweating and touching around in panic as you realized you had the most unhinged dream.. it felt so weird and real at the same time. You knew you saw the Gardenview floors and these weird machines.. too many Astros who simped for you too, how weird!! it wasn't until Astro flinched by your sudden gasp and gently touched your hand in worry, grounding you as he told you to take deep breaths. When you tried to explain the dream to him, he looked so confused and flabbergasted. He only remembers sending you nice dreams tonight..

-He helps calming you down by getting you water and listening to you talk about that dream with so much.. confusion. He did blush and felt flattered that you dreamed of him.. 6 more of him, doing their best to protect you? The dream you are describing to him sounds so far off from the actual dream he send you but he definitely reassures you that he will be here for you and you can try sleeping again as it was quite late. Astro will always be there for you and to always listen to your rants about the most unhinged dreams, he promises that he is trying his best to send you a good dream though!!

Thank you for reading! <3

[piierogis]

valvert but it's TRACED FROM.............

politician photos. enjoy the cursed images and have a blessed day.

[1-lovekobeni]

idk i saw someone comment that they thought she was holding a gun on a pinterest post and i couldnt help but to actually edit her with a gun

edit: this is rlly shitty bc i barely spent time on it

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

i like the idea of sauron and melian being something akin to "siblings" as far as the ainur go, because then 1). their powers intermingling at the borders of doriath and creating a stretch of haunted eldritch land is cool and funny as fuck, just siblings being siblings you know; and 2). that makes sauron lúthien's uncle. he gets thrashed by his niece whom he's just met for the first time and her new dog, and then she chews him out and calls him a bitch to his face. extra comedic potential if sauron knows he's her uncle but lúthien has no idea

edit: well once more i couldn't resist so here is the fic (slight thingol/melian and silvergifting ahead)

[eliotbaum]

posted this character sheet a while ago on Patreon, and here it goes as well.

Bonus:

[haisley]

I’m gonna say it

I think too many people are running with the “oh Poseidon is ashamed at getting his ass handed to him by a mortal look how humiliated and terrified of Odysseus he is”

And not enough people are running with the “Poseidon just realized how much of a sadistic masochist he is and is insanely overjoyed by how well Odysseus has internalized his motto of ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves also that was hot as fuck can you do that again” route

Neither is better than the other though personally I just think that god is as much as an unhinged freak as Zeus

[meraarts]

Been thinking about this banger of a parallel

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

The Furby Pope has officially been recognized to be a religious leader by the FBI. May long furby reign supreme and may their eyes never blink. Hallelujah!

[luna-the-cretar]

Loa characters as unhinged shit my family and I have said (part 1 probably. We say a lot of unhinged shit.)

Frost, to the goblinoids: both of your IQs combined are the equivalent to a fishes memory span, which is about 8 seconds

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Shepherd: aren’t cats descended from dinosaurs?

*silence*

Clayton: I think you’re thinking of chickens

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Gideon: I broke my sock with my cock

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Briggsy, about Lethica: she’s experiencing all 7 stages of grief

Marius: there’s only 5?

Briggsy: you made her invent 2 more!

(Yes, this quote was spurned by the previous one. My 16yo brother is…something else)

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Kremy: Look, I did it yesterday, and it didn’t taste terrible, it just tasted kinda bad

(This was said by my 8yo sister. No, I do not remember the context nor did I type it in my Google doc. Now I wish I did.)

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Gricko, to Kremy: you don’t kiss by doing *makes vacuum noises*. You’re not a Hoover Vacuum! You’re not a Dyson Ballsucker!

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Marius: does that say “feel my thighs”?

Lethica: I wish it did

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Gricko: he’s speaking British

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Gricko: do not drink the Milfk (milf milk)

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The Krew: “you gave birth to a black hole, a vacuum, and a squeaker toy” “and waluigi”

(I just. Really wanted to include this quote.)

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Skrimm: They cooked my hash-brown to hell. There is no hash, it’s just brown!

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Skrimm: I can whip the snake

Queenie: okay, but can you watch it nae nae?

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Barnabos: please don’t pepper my meat

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Torbek: *incoherent sobbing and vague gesturing to food and clothes*

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Barnabos: I had never before, and have never since, had to clean penis smudges off of the glass

[relicsongmel]

AA fandom has a strange tendency to pretend like Ema's canon crush on Miles doesn't exist (at least from what I've seen) but none of you will ever be able to convince me that Ema doesn't have dozens of Miles Edgeworth x Reader fics on her AO3. You only hate me because you know I'm right