#this is for the couple of Anons that randomly came into my inbox when I needed it the most
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cupidskissx · 2 years ago
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backedagainstthewall · 3 months ago
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Tag Game
get to know the mun rp edition
I stole it from @manymagicalmuses
PEN NAME: I really should come up with one.
CURRENT MUSES: Besides James (obviously), Joanna on @notsoinnocentlittleangel, 3 on @sadiesawyer, a few on a sideblog that crashed and burned on startup. I have a couple of ideas for new ones but I doubt I'll ever develop and RP them unless I finally do move everyone to one blog, and I'm hesitant about doing that because it's too much work it's hard enough to get things going on the blogs I've had for years and I don't want to risk having almost no activity on a new blog.
FAVORITE GENRES: Some drama, some mystery, and there are the "slice of life" threads that drive some character development, but I'll always like a good action thread. I usually prefer things to be relatively realistic, but as long as we aren't going full-on sci-fi or magical fantasy or such as that, it's probably okay.
PC OR MOBILE ?: I look at the app for updates and occasional reblogs, but actual RPing gets done on the computer. I am not typing out paragraphs on my phone. On rare occasion I've done very short text-only responses on the app.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RPING?: A little over 10 years now. TECHNICALLY I did it before that (16-17 years ago now) but it was a brief thing.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ANON HATE ? : One good thing about not getting a lot of stuff in the inbox and rarely getting anonymous messages, it's that I've rarely gotten hate messages. I think I've got two on this blog and one each on my others, total. I usually ignore them. I did respond once when someone came after me for something I said and they didn't even understand what I'd said.
WHAT FANDOMS ARE YOU CURRENTLY WRITING IN?: Red Dead Redemption is the only one I'm active in that I try to be active in. There are some characters I RP with from other media. My FBI OC on another blog used to have interactions with a lot of Criminal Minds characters, but they all pretty much stopped RPing with me at some point, and then the show ended so that'll likely never get going again.
DO YOU RP IN OTHER PLATFORMS?: I have done a couple of RPs on Discord in the past, but it's been several years ago now.
(I have no idea why the text size changes randomly here; I fought Tumblr and it clearly whipped my ass because I finally gave up and left it).
Tagging: All of y'all
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the-siberian-wolf · 11 months ago
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Yeah, that's why I enable and disable anon asks randomly. And the couple of times a proshipper came to my inbox, they didn't even write anything, they just copy and pasted a link xd. I think the author of that post just wanted to use the anon feature, which is weird.
I don't go much to the proship tags because I can't stand reading so many stupid arguments that lack critical thinking. Ironically, they're the ones who come to any anti proship tag to complain. And the second you reply, they'll yell "don't like, don't read". Like, bro, YOU should put your own commandment in practice.
While I know both groups have harassed and none are completely good, they keep repeating antis are the ones harassing when in reality they're following anti tags and replying to every anti proship post.
Proshippers' strategy is preach they're anti-harassment and how they're the good guys, but when one of them turns out to be a bad person, instead of admitting they're not perfect, they deny a proshipper can do those things.
Manipulation at its finest.
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destinyc1020 · 2 years ago
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The Anon that gave the summary reminded me of something.. back then when antis shipped Sophia with Tom even though there was literally nothing to ship, they didn’t mind that she lives in LA. But they do when it comes to Z? So location and London is not a problem when it’s another girl as Long as it’s not Z.
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Anyone who doesn't see the hypocrisy of antis by now is living under a rock rofl 🤣
The crazy thing about them is (and this is how I know it's mental illness 😏) their goal posts KEEP on moving! 😂
First, they gaslit us for YEARS saying that Tom and Z were "just friends" even though ample evidence showed that they were (at the very LEAST) FWBs lol.
Then, when pics of them actually KISSING in a car came out, then the goal post moved yet AGAIN and they tried to claim that it was just "PR", or them "playing a 'joke' on the paparazzi" 🙄 (as if famous co-stars of a major film franchise just go around playing "jokes" on ppl by kissing each other randomly in public when they know they're being photographed 🙄😅).
Then, when that didn't work, and they had evidence of them going on dates, going on several baecations together, attending WEDDINGS together, and it's been 2 YEARS since the "pap photo" and they have absolutely NOTHING to "promote" right now, NOW their goalposts have moved yet AGAIN!!
Now, the claim is.... "They're not that serious". 🙄🙄
Chiiiiile... A couple who's been in a rlshp with each other for over 5 years isn't "that serious"?
Yea.... okay... 🙄
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Girl, just ignore these FOOLS. They are clowns, plain and simple. 🤡 🤡 When you have to keep on moving the goalposts ALL the time, you know you're just WRONG lol. Cuz if you were RIGHT, you wouldn't have to keep changing your tune lol 😆
They don't really care about London. They're what I call ABZ'ers. Anyone But Zendaya. They come in the form of shipping Tom with Nadia, Spider Emoji Girl (🤭), Sophia Ali, Florence Pugh, or any random girl walking down the street in London rofl 🤣
There are ABT'ers out there as well, but I seem to see waaay more ABZ'ers in my inbox than the reverse. 🤷🏾‍♀️ IJS....
The ABT'ers come in the form of Timdayas, HunterDayas, or even JohnDayas.
I'm not even gonna mention the Valdayas🙄, cuz they're a non-factor, and anyone who even shipped them together at all needs help imo. Zendaya was just 16 years old. Not even a LEGAL adult!!! 🥴 You seriously think her father was gonna allow her to date some man 10 years her SENIOR when she was just 16?? 🥴
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Plus, it was obvious she was dating Trevor at the time (he was even coming to her rehearsals). 🙄
Anyway, just don't even pay those weirdos any mind lol.
Let them continue to live in their delusions for all I care lol. 😂
Meanwhile, Tom and Zendaya (who just celebrated vday together) are THRIVING together, and life is GOOD. 🥰❤💅🏾😌
Tom actually left to see his WOMAN for vday. Even though his brothers have their birthday on Valentines Day. THAT right there should tell you smthg.
He may have traveled with the boys to get away as a little celebration for them.
So you CAN do both. You can have a serious gf, AND still make time for family life. Imagine that !! 😂
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scarlet-fantasies · 4 years ago
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Hey, can I ask for a camping trip with Zeke? This thought came to my mind randomly but imo it'd be cute
Hi anon, I’m sorry this took forever. I have school so there’s so much going on. But it’s finally done. I hope you like it, I’m not the greatest at writing for Zeke but I’m trying.
-Scarlet
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Camping trip with Zeke
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It was his idea to go and he convinced you after a little while.
Knowing Zeke he probably camped out in a tent by a lake during the day but you two would most likely stay in the small trailer that’s all boho-themed (the photo above with the bed). And there is a lot that goes on.
And this just ranges on the day and time.
although you don’t have to worry if something doesn’t work he’s a handyman.
Like he can fix anything a sink, a light, even a car.
It’s impressive tbh.
At first, you were reluctant to sleep in the bed bc it looked a little to romantic since it was circular.
“You’re not gonna sleep?” He’d ask looking up at you with his glasses and a book in hand.
“I un—Well it’s just that. . .”
“Just what?”
“The bed looks like the ones you see in couple hotels or when people get married.” You’d confess.
He looked at you confused before taking a look at the mattress and then nodding his head.
“I guess it could be. But this is really what’s stopping a girl over 18?” He just loves to tease like that always saying your no longer a teen even if your 30 but to him, you still look little. Both brothers always see their girls as babies outside of sex, during sex she’s a woman to them. I know it’s confusing 😂😂
“No—I just, Ahh you wouldn’t understand.”
“I get it, your thinking about what ‘it’s’ like if you marry me? Kinda naughty of you to think that at a time like this?” He’d tease dropping his book and pulling you in only to roll over you and be on top, pinning you.
“Zeke, that’s not what I was—mm” you’d blush a little and stop mid-sentence as he attacks your neck with kisses.
“If you really wanna know our sex life would only get better, and I can do this more often.” He’d whisper before biting on your neck to give you a hickey.
In the morning you cuddle in your bed together and you’re the one on top with his arms around you.
He’s awake before you are but stays hugging you cause he finds you cute and he just likes seeing you rest your face on his chest, even if you drool.
Trust me this man loves everything about you and doesn’t mind your saliva getting on him.
He just finds it funny that you can’t control yourself if that’s the case.
And when you wake up he’s not gonna let you live it down.
“Good morning my drooler.” He’d chuckle as you got up and felt your lip and cheek wet.
“Shit, I’m sorry.”
“Sorry? I happen to like your drool, you know this isn’t much different when you lick me.” He’d say sitting up with your drool still on his chest. (He didn’t wear a shirt to bed.)
“I don’t lick you.”
“Yet.”
Breakfast just kinda varies but I could see him either making toast or pancakes bc he brought the mix to make it while in the trailer.😂😂😂
He puts on music when he makes food.
He even sings along to it and he’s just so cringe.
You want him to stop but he won’t unless you start talking to him or something.
And he always uses maple syrup and puts blueberries in the pancakes even if you hate them. But he makes you plain ones and gives them to you after you’ve complained, saying that he’s only kidding to see get upset.
He makes you pancakes with a smiley face for sure and ruffles your hair before sitting down.
Oh and I totally see you two brushing your teeth together.
And cause he’s tall and bigger than you so he takes up the mirror and you can’t see it as much as he does.
Seeing this he sets you on the counter so you can see.
He lazily wraps an arm around you while brushing his teeth too.
Even when he trims his beard, he’ll never shave it off completely even if you ask/beg. He always leaves you to wonder what he’d look like without one.😂
When he sleeps in the bed with you he steals the blanket so you steal it back and it’s a never-ending cycle.
At one point he pulls you in and holds you and wraps you both in the blanket so you can’t complain.
Will read books in the trailer when you two are no longer going outside.
He may read to you or just tell you about it.
He plains the hiking and does things the old fashion way. You guessed it, he uses a map bc he’s old and such a dad.
I could totally see you both arguing about how to use is it and it’s just funny.
“Can we just look at a navigation or ask someone, this map is old.”
“Patience y/n, it makes it an adventure this way.”
“Maybe for people who were around when maps were invented.” You’d retort catching his attention.
“Are you calling me old, baby girl?”
“Well you’re not young, you’re like a dad.”
“Daddy.” He corrected only for you to laugh.
“Nah, your like an uncle, you have like a beard.”
“My beard is sexy!”
“Yeah says the 30-year-old.”
“Says the one whose into older men.”
“Ew, I am not I’m just a few years younger you know.”
“Really? From my view, you looked 12.”
“Shut up!”
You both bicker a lot during the trip over basically anything tbh.
Anyways during hiking he likes to take pictures of plants with his camera and he tries to figure out which each plant is.
“Zeke let’s just go.”
“Hold on, just let me see this one.”
“You said that with the last ten.”
Gosh if you’re afraid of bugs he’s such an ass to you. He will bring the big close to you, enough to have you cry or scream.
He handles bugs so easily while you are mortified.
“It’s just a beetle.”
“Zeke I don’t care what it is! Take it away!”
“Don’t be dramatic.”
Seeing he takes so long and hiking is hard work he will give you piggyback rides even if you decline.
“I’m too heavy.”
“You’re a joke, now hop on.”
You end up with your hands around his neck in a loose manner and your legs wrapped around his waist.
You were a feather to him even tho you didn’t think so. Tho this doesn’t mean that he’d be nice about it.
Sometimes he pretended like you were going to slip off or he’d run in do sharp turns and scare you just a bit.
He really gets a kick out of it.
When he sets you down slowly he still doesn’t let go cause this mf is waiting for his thank your kiss,🙄🙄😑 yes you heard me.
And if you don’t give it or realize you have to he’s going to smother you with kisses and have his beard tickle you in the process.
He smokes while hiking with you and if he’d kiss you even while smoking so you know how it taste/feels when he does it.
And if you don’t like it he just kinda chuckles when you scrunch your nose at him.
He really likes going swimming in the lake and seeing your wet body in a baiting suit.
Especially if it’s white cause you know how transparent it can be when white.
Be really just likes to see you see swim around and possibly splash water at each other. He likes to dive a lot too.
Side note tho don’t be surprised if he backs you up into the corner of the lake and starts to make out with you and do more. Really loves it if you run your hands through his hair.
Though he’d be into skinny dipping with you.
“C’mon it’ll be fun.”
“It’s so cold.”
“It’s only gonna get cold if you stand here naked. Let’s go.”
“No, I’m so going to regrets this.”
“Just relax, you’ll like it.” He chuckle, holding your hand in his as you both step closer to the lake before jumping in.
“Ready? Let’s go!”
“Wait Zeke—“
Once you two reach the surface and catch your breath you freeze at the cold.
“That was fun.”
“It’s freezing!” You’d say with your teeth chattering.
If your resting by the lake in your baiting suit you he will take pictures with his camera and he takes like really good ones.
Oh if you got your period, he’d get you your pad or tampons for you and after you came out of the bathroom from changing he’d just slap your ass.
���Zeke really?”
“It’s there for a reason.”
At campfires he will roast marshmallows while telling you scary stories.
Will eat your marshmallow if you’re to slow to eat it.
Did I mention that his hand is on your ass a lot of the time or like his hand is resting in your jean pocket to secretly grab your ass.
Yes he’s that annoying and he gets very petty if you push his hand away in front of others.
He so brought some guitar and expects you to sing as he plays even if your not really a singer😂😂
During your hikes out of nowhere if you’re just admiring the way the sun is setting he will pick you up and sling you over his shoulder.
Sometimes he will snap a picture of you with his camera cause he’s really good at taking pics.
Plus he gets in photographer mode when you are relaxed and the lightening is doing you right.
“Don’t move, you look perfect.”
“Zeke, how many pictures are you going to take?”
“As many as it takes to capture this interesting creature—“
“You ass!”
“I’m kidding, you’re the best thing on this planet.”
“Really old man? That’s all you got, not gonna give me a full poem of an apology?”
You always call him old man to annoy him even tho he’s a few years older than you. It’s just to throw him off 😂.
“Alright that’s it.” He’d smirk, running after you and finally catching you and biting your ear and attacking your neck with kisses.
“Ah! Stop!” You’d shriek whilst bursting into laughter.
Oh he also films you to annoy you bc you can get camera shy.
“Smile at the camera Y/n.”
“Zeke.”
“C’mon be a good girl and smile for us.”
“I—why?”
“Because you’re beautiful when you do.”
When there is silence you will get his attention and cup his face with your hands to kiss him.
He never sees it coming tbh.
If you set up a tent for a change he wants to have sex in there. Yeah he’s weird.
“Having sex in secluded spaces can give a better experience.”
“No it doesn’t.”
“Yes it does.”
“Zeke, seriously we did that yesterday. Can you take a break for a moment?”
“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t give my girl some good sex.”
He’s such a drama queen too.
Especially if you get a little more romantic than usual and he like ruins the mood.
“So you’d waste all your chances on me?” He’d ask whilst walking with you.
“Yes, I love you so I don’t see it any other way.”
“Ew. You’re such a girl Y/n grow up.” He’d tease pushing you away playfully making you scoff.
“Gosh way to kill the mood, you stupid ape. I was trying to tell you how much I love you.” You’d say sticking your tongue out at him in response.
“Hey those are fighting words, pumpkin.”
“Pumpkin?” You’d raise your brows.
“Oh c’mon you love my nicknames.”
“I’m going inside.” You’d claim raising your hand as if to be in defeat.
“Y/n c’mon. You know I love my girl. You keep the spice in my life.” He’d smile wrapping his arms around your waist.
“Right says the boy who can’t handle a pepper.”
“Okay now you’re killing the mood!” He’d argue with you playfully.
Overall Zeke loves the whole trip and always wants to go camping now.
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theringers · 4 years ago
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V-card anon: hi sorry about that first ask i kinda went into a fugue state (spelling?) altered state of reality maybe when i wrote that and damn near outlined a fic in your inbox
The way we played hot seat was either part of a larger drinking game when a certain card was pulled from a deck, or just on it's own. You sit in a circle, everyone has a drink, usually a beer or cider. In the card pull version, the one who pulls the card gets asked a question by every person playing and if they refuse to answer they drink from their drink. In the standalone, you do that but everyone gets a turn being asked until people get bored and leave. Fun way to find out shit about people. Usually the unwritten rule is that you can't lie. I imagine everyone sitting on shitty chouches and chairs in a semi circle around a table full of cups and bottles playing it
Questions i have been asked: are you a top or bottom? Do you like anal? Wheres the weirdest place you've fucked? Body count? Favorite position (sexual)? Fuck marry kill/ignore people in this room (EVERY TIME I PLAYED I GOT THIS QUESTION)? Tits or ass or other? Favorite non sexual body part ex. Thigh? Ideal fuck buddy? Sex regrets? Etc
Also more weird details i have head cannoned out for some drivers and most likely does not fit with irl personalities, do with this what you will, use it or don't i just have feelings. Also everyone is like compressed in age to like 20-27ish except for some of the grid who i will just think of as younger alumns who come back:
Danny R: social chair, owns a jeep he takes the doors off of in the summer, walks girls home at night to make sure they're ok, tries to DJ house events and is rebuffed by literally everyone, has like 30 pairs of vans you trip over in his room, stolen roadsigns everywhere, masters in something arigcultural or physiological, cutoff frat shirts for days, fuckboy but nice, a bit cringe, will drive around with you at night so you can scream, met reader bc she had a band tee on and wanted to talk to her about it (no gatekeeping)
Charles: some kind of engineering or math degree but no one has any idea how the fuck he's gotten so far, 4.0 never studies, games with other house members, will show up at events randomly you will have no idea how he gets on your couch but he is there, the best and worst taste in clothes, is the only one allowed to play the piano in the house, sweet, cannot help you with studies but is always down for helping you out after, has to be reminded to clean stuff, disaster bi, reader met his gf first and they probably met through that
Pierre: good fashion and music taste, shirt is gone halfway through the night, also fuckboy but wholesome, actually studies, plays a sport for sure probably soccer in some way either club or Division he's too good for rec, will hold your hair back so you can throw up, will tell you your outfit sucks, good at math, also part of the squad that games, econ major, workout buddies with reader anday have taken a math class together
Max: is part of the hockey team he will go pro, also actually studies, got into gaming because of Charles, has the nicest car, is serious until he gets a couple drinks in him, he and Daniel are close and roomed together at some point, owns like 30 sets of the same outfit a white tee and jeans, knows reader through Dan and they get dragged by him to some of the same stuff
Lando: is a pledge or new member his big is Carlos, undeclared major, just happy to be here, gaming squad, used to play lacrosse or something equally obscure, king of knowing where the good snacks are, weirdly good at beer pong, growing into a fuckboy wholesomeness level tbd, probably sweet with reader as she helped him through a blackout or something, met her because she's basically house mom for some of the new boys (the kind of mom who will teach you to do laundry or iron ONCE)
Carlos: hockey flow but does not play hockey, actually studies and is smarter than what people give him credit for, came from a private high school and uni really opened his horizons, also good study buddy, gets along with most people, goes to office hours the most out of the actually studies gang, fun at parties, owns the frat dogs, he and reader met at Office hours (they were the only students) and found they had mutual friends too
Lewis: is/was president of frat, great grades greater bod, did full evolution from fuckboy to good man, has the back tests and the moral support, up for late noght talks about life, definitely was a D1 athlete, best fashion game, implemented no hazing policy, fits into notable alum or PhD category
Mick: undergrad like Lando, also plays soccer or something, too sweet, also walks girls home/holds your hair back etc, cleans parts of the house that aren't his responsibility, higher alcohol tolerance than you expect, everyone is bizarrely protective of him, legacy member (his dad was a legend), drives a motorbike around campus and can't decide between law and psychology, actually studies, met reader through the frat and she would die for him, brings her to class on the bike sometimes because the bike is faster
George: business major, frat treasurer, three ring binder business casual in class kind of guy, nice enough, shirt comes off when drunk, runs marathons and a podcast about investments, best notes in the game and great study partner, actually studies, is drinking monster at 6AM but not because he stayed up late, he and reader met through the frat and sometimes drink wine and bitch together
Lance: hockey player, legacy member, studies sometimes, sarcasm on point, great at stack cup, very chill, knows every good nap spot on campus, also has high alcohol tolerance, is the kind of person who does well in the cold but does not like it, wears headphones so people don't talk to him, great one on one but not in crowds, business major and minor in computer science, probably also met thru Lance's gf but vibe as more introverted people and will cover for each other if one does not want to go out
Nicky: a good boy, part of the walks people home squad, sets up designated drivers for parties, good snack game, future in medical field, good listener, pretty good study buddy, midnight snack enabler, met reader through frat and his gf he and reader are on babysitting duty together sometimes when others get too drunk/high
Yuki: also a pledge or new, majoring in games or computer science as they gave me the same energy as him, games squad, bit of a mad lad, has several stolen street signs, good, met reader through frat and Yuki is the only one patient enough to explain some games to reader, they cuss people out on mic
Esteban: good man, has a full ride scholarship, actually studies, also good study buddy, Dan's little, plays soccer but maybe on a rec team because he prioritizes school, very sweet guy as well, probably chose a really practical major/dual major, met reader through Dan and are also dragged similar places by him
Antonio: manbun, philosophy or classics major possibly business dual, generally good natured but can be seen supplying his own wine at parties, used to be really into metal but kept the hair, does not know that people find him attractive, soccer boi, met reader through frat and she's the only one who will (pretend) to listen to him rant about philosophy
Alex Albon: another full scholarship guy, somehow gets along with everyone, switched majors due to an asshole professor, electrical engineering or computer engineering, actually studies, helps with frat pets,will show you pictures of his cats at home, sweetie, another contender for will hold your hair or walk you home, probably met reader through a class or club and found they had mutual friends and that reader is friends with his gf
Notable alums:
Checo - dad, successful in finance somehow (he looks like an really successful accountant of CFO to me idk why)
Kimi - dad but people forget he is, holds the record for most drinks in 24 hours that will never be come close to by anyone else, shows up on random alum weekends with 2 kegs, legally cannot tell you what he does or he would actually have to murder you
Valterri - was good at a sport when he was there, now a very effective lead engineer at an architectural firm
Seb - environmental or mechanical engineering, all around good guy with someone the best grades in frat history
Alonso - legendary for sexual exploits (consensual)
Anyone I put as actually studies is probably the type reader would hang around for more serious stuff/schoolwork and would probably be closer to, with the exception of Dan bc I feel like he'd be like we're friends now :)) we shall hang or Charles bc he will just show up. I also imagine she has a pretty good friendship with any existing gf, however if a driver does have a gf and he is the love interest sorry bb girl u gotta go for the purposes of this fic
Sorry this is so long hahaaaaaaa glad you liked my Charles thoughts ilu
i honestly wasn’t going to share this like the rest of the anon asks i’ve gotten that i keep close to my heart but this was just too good to keep to myself.
LOOK! AT! THIS!
f1 drivers as frat bros/college students headcannon
i’m writing a series - each “chapter” will be a smut with a different frat bro and i’m hoping to post a sneak peek this week some time but here’s something to hold you over and give you some ideas
to my vcard anon - i appreciate this so much. my inbox is always open for ur thoughts bc they are SO GOOD !! can’t wait for you to read the first part of the series bby
PS if some of this doesn’t make sense to u feel free to send in asks (i know a lot of this is focused on american college culture so if u don’t get it i’m happy to explain)
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batarangsoundsdumb · 4 years ago
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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .
if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation
Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh
this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.
Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 
i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho
speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible
tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 
Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏
how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???
'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 
about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.
you are the only funny person on this hellsite
how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.
Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)
check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)
dick grayson but he's nicki minaj
his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 
Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol
you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.
Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery
ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.
i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD
THANK YOU
bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.
people tend to do it in the bathtub.
WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns
i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think
lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.
if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk
i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.
saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3
literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.
I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.
fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)
It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece
OH my god dude lmao
there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more
it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )
i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)
shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.
Wait, hear me out
Bernothy @redlightofdawn
great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname
Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?
Wait no, I regret sending that ask
these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.
crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-
WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY
Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol
she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.
Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god
lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.
Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like
send to me or lose a toe
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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.
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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.
Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 
fanksss also lmao.
That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but
There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?
oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.
"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure
yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.
I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!
haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.
Doot doot!
noot noot
I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me
lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.
sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"
lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 
(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”
yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.
so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side
i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’
ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.
wow. the IMPACT.
Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝
this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.
Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.
May I ask where your username originates from?
yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.
yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim
no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 
How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited
fenomenal next question.
Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that
(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)
i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts
You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel
you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.
Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 
he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.
Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.
lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy
stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
oh yes it is my darling.
did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily
no he did it bc fuck the french.
im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist
okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.
your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue
i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.
suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩
sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.
Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit
yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW
Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics
clark reads smut confirmeeed
NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector
that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.
One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy
literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.
superfam and batfam associations??
-batman and superman
-dick/barabara and supergirl?
-conner and tim
-jon and damian
pls enlighten me I am confused
nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl
I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)
sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.
good human what are your pronouns?
wouldn’t you like to know?
I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes
everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont
don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily
dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants
Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.
damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo
Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨
stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!
All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 
batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.
I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this
vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.
seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go
emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet
People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.
dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME
dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet
all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise
bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves
thoughts on teen titans and young justice
haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!
ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them
log off tumblr?
Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc
huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.
I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something
fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.
lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 
unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right
why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf
idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)
There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.
all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you
is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa
no. find her as owa owa as you want.
aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:
1. tim
2. Steph
3. dick
4. Duke
5. the rest
you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED
oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs
i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.
dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.
super random but
jason 🤝 damian
old english
lmao fair enough.
tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.
yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.
I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.
i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.
so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?
no. dunkin donuts all the way
One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker
now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.
crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown
SO CRAZY HUH?
batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink
absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.
unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator
dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.
When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution
bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.
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Hi, i saw some time ago you compared Royai to Levihan, would you mind elaborating more on their similarities? I ship both and looking at they compared blow my mind
YES. Beautiful ask anon! As always, sorry for only getting into this now, my inbox is still a mess I am currently trying to make sense of. But legit, I could talk about this for hours. Cause I’m that fucking simp who just randomly goes on Youtube and watches the Riza breakdown vs. Lust  scene just to see some GREATTT acting and some great crumbs. 
So anyway, will be moving on now to this really long and--mind you--uncurated rant. 
Disclaimer though: Although I have watched all the fullmetal stuff, from the first anime, to brotherhood to the manga and have lurked in the fanfiction sites long before (like fam, this anime is literally my childhood it’s such a big part of my life that when I hear ‘mustang’ I think of roy mustang not the car), but at this point, the main story line for me is a blur and I probably just remember only the Roy scenes and the Royai scenes well. 
I was not a big fan of Edwin for multiple reasons. 
Warning: Spoilers abound for FMA so read at your own risk. And for people who watch FMA but not AOT, spoilers abound for AOT is well.
So there are a lot of similarities between Levihan and Royai and I think this is the reason why Levihan definitely appealed to me a lot as a couple. Royai after all was my OG ‘I think I wanna be in this type of relationship’ type of couple. 
Military Setting
I’ve always found these types of relationships interesting cause I like to think, you’re in such a high stakes and very stringent atmosphere where you could die at any moment and you’re constantly doing such morally grey things. And with that, people have the tendency to either close in on themselves and just keep to themselves or just go crazy over time. Yet you have people who find the time to form CLOSE and almost ROMANTIC bonds with your fellow soldiers
And I just like the process of exploring how this happens. And you know what makes it juicier? 
    2. The commander to the subordinate dynamic (with a twist)
The boss to the follower dynamic because Royai and Levihan are both incredibly healthy and stable relationships but they both come from something taboo right? A commander to subordinate relationship? So we ask ourselves? How did they both make it work? 
Well, what I notice is despite the implied respect Riza and Levi both hold for Roy and Hange respectively, due to their positions in the military, do you notice Hange and Roy still have respect over Levi and Riza’s opinions. I cannot remember all the scenes in both shows but remember that scene where Riza would just stop Roy half way into fighting when it’s raining because sometimes he does forget that he can’t do his fire thing when it’s raining? It shows obviously that Riza could undermine his decisions if she finds them completely idiotic or out of the blue. Or that scene where Roy was curbstomping Envy when he found out Envy killed Hughes? 
So, the thing is Levi and Hange worked like this too. Even before Hange became commander, I think there was an already implied hierarchical difference between being ‘squad leader’ and being ‘team captain.’ Squad leader’s are generally in a higher position and command a much larger group and do you see how Levi approaches Hange? Like when telling her off about risking her life when trying to capture the titan? 
And even when she was commander, that telepathy scene?? Can we appreciate, that when Hange became commander (compared to when Erwin was commander), Levi took the reins of a lot of the leading in the survey corps, as if he understood his job wasn’t just to follow Hange but to take care of her? 
Like I’m sure Riza saw her job more as a caretaker to Roy more than his subordinate and seeing this in Levihan was just fantastic.
And another thing I love about both of them...
  3. They were just the two competent level headed people
This is such a trope for me. I cannot handle couples where someone is just not competent or is so obviously underpowered compared to the other. Like I want them to be able to handle themselves without the other. And even when they’re alone they’re doing shit and you just find out later, by the way I have this bf/gf/partner who is equally competent. But when we’re together we just share one brain cell because we can practically melt when we’re safe with the other. 
And the thing is since they’re in a military setting we don’t see them ‘practically melt,’ we can usually just pick out the crumbs (ehem 126), and the fact that these crumbs are such rare gems, makes it all the jucier. 
And here’s the thing, in animes and in stories, this ‘competent people’ couple is usually supporting cast cause I dunno? Nobody wants to hear about the competent couple who just figured out they like each other and they just like hanging out with each other for some reason? 
And most adventure stories are underdog stories where we watch people start of as dead weight and get stronger which is not boring per se but I dunno, these couples usually dont’ appeal to me fsr because I’m all for the power couple dynamic and the protagonists always have something going on making them doubt their strength so yeah.  And there’s usually this token love interest who’s not as strong and tries not to be useless but is kinda dead weight.
4. Their special abilities? 
Levi and Hange are a power couple the way Roy and Riza are. When these two couples were introduced into their respective stories, they were all well established as bad asses. We have humanity’s strongest, humanity’s smartest then in FMA we have the flame alchemist one of the strongest alchemists and we have Riza who’s crazy good with a gun. 
5. They were never that in your face couple
As said above, I really love competent people ships but nobody really likes reading about people being competent and having their level headed shit together so these characters end up with more of supporting character energy who have their ‘big damn heroes’ moments where they swoop in and save the protagonist. 
And the thing is, since they’re supporting characters, there’s so much more room to move when contemplating such couples because the crumbs are there? But at the same time they’re not there? And since I like exploring my own headcanons about those ‘boring’ yet incredibly stable and mature relationships, these tend to be my favorite characters to shoehorn into my spotify playlists.
Edwin and Eremika respectively have more ‘in your face’ crumbs and I dunno, their crumbs for me always seemed to be too obviously there where I was like ‘okay cute relationship’ but  ‘I wouldn’t wanna be in a relationship like that’  kinda way. 
And since main protagonist romantic subplots crumbs are already ‘in my face’ I end up thinking to myself, what’s there to headcanon?
And like they go through so much more problems romance wise since obviously they are the protagonist. But I guess for me, I never liked those couples who were so obviously together and go through problems that bystanders are aware of. Because I dunno, people might not agree with me but it doesn’t sit well with me when EVERYBODY knows about the problems between two certain people in a relationship. 
I always liked those couples who just start off as two people hanging out together and then like five years you find out, they live together and have five cats and it turns out they’ve been married for two of those three years. 
And power couples just make it work? Because the stories tend to focus on them being competent people more than being in love so when the coupling actually happens it’s like: 
“Wow you live together and have five cats, you worked so hard for it, I’m so happy for you.” 
Instead of you know, watching people go through like 3456 instances of miscommunication drama just to end up in a still seemingly doubtful relationship.
6. Iconic scenes for Levihan and Royai? 
And here’s the beautiful thing about the crumbs of both of these ships, they are incredibly apparent when the stakes are high and this is *chef’s kiss.* This is literally the climax, the peak to such subtle crumbs. Like okay, fine it’s satisfying to see the main protagonist and their main love interest doing shit and loving each other when the stakes are high like in Season 2 of AOT with Mikasa thinking she’s gonna die so she confesses to Eren or maybe that Naruto and HInata scene in the Pain Arc where Hinata just pops in and saves Naruto and kinda dies in the process
But can we all agree that there is something very very very satisfying about seeing two people who are probably not or are probably dating just going crazy for each other when the stakes are high? Like yo, come on. 
My favorite scenes for Royai: The Lust fight scene, the Envy fight scene and lastly, the scene where Roy opens the gates to save Riza and goes blind. Can we just appreciate the fact that Roy risked his Colonel dreams to save Riza by going blind??
And for Levihan? I’m sure Levihans are tired of hearing the chapter numbers but 115? That’s fucking iconic, Hange ltierally jumped into the river with Levi and please tell me that is not a parallel to Roy opening the gates for an already half dead Riza. Mind you, Hange did not even know if Levi would make it or not and she probably didn’t know if she would make it or not either. Any of the soldiers could have literally just shot into the river and nicked them with bullets.  She just literally abandoned everything and wooshed to the river. 
And I had this convo with a few other people and we were thinking about what if it was anyone else who found Levi. And we came to the conclusion that IT HAD TO BE HANGE. Because somehow, I feel like Hange would have been one of the only few, if not the only one who would have gathered up the courage to jump into the river and risk their own life to save Levi. 
And for the next part... Disclaimer: This is just my opinion, please let’s not start a ship war.
Like with the war on twitter “Levihan vs. Eruri,” I started to reflect as well on whether or not Erwin would have saved Levi if he was there instead of Hange but I think it is less likely that Erwin would have saved Levi. Erwin probably wouldn’t have agreed with the rumbling definitely but I cannot help but think, Erwin approached his commander position like a chess master and with this, approached Levi as a superior while Hange approached Levi as an equal and a best friend. 
So if, saving Erwin was just going to mess with plans let’s say to manipulate the Yaegerists for some greater purpose, would Erwin have just let Levi die? 
7. The magic is no one fits Roy or Riza perfectly.
I had these same thoughts with Shikatema vs. Levihan and now Royai vs. Levihan. So comparing their dynamics, I just have to say, that none of them fit each other perfectly. Hange has Riza and Roy crumbs and Levi has Riza and Roy crumbs too. 
Like Roy is some ridiculously strong (Levi) superior (Commander Hange) with a seemingly goofy personality (Hange). Riza is the subordinate (Levi) who’s equally reliable but not as overpowered (Hange) with a very strict but very obviously emotionally constipated personality (Levi) 
Like if you put Levihan in some of the token Royai moments. Like the Lust fight? I think Levi would have done something similar to Riza. Okay, he wouldn’t have broken down right then but he would have done something similar to what Roy did when he found out Envy killed Hughes. 
I’m convinced Hange would have had a breakdown which is more of an in between between what Roy (Envy fight) and Riza (Lust fight) had in their respective fights. I mean 115 is proof enough that Hange ain’t playing when her bebeluvs is in danger. 
8. And towards the end of the series?
Okay this is where the comparisons just kinda diverge because this part makes me sad. In the end game, Royai worked together. Riza became the eyes of Roy when he was making shit explode in the final battle coz he was blind. 
And Hange and Levi were completing each other towards the of the AOT end right? Not just with the jian bird references with having parallel injuries. In the final battle though when Levi was out of commission due to the explosion, Hange was the one fighting with the crew until 132. And the moment she died, Levi stepped up and fought right? 
Like they had something similar going on, where these two were covering for each other and taking care of the kids. It’s just that compared to Royai who were explicitly working together, we have Hange covering for Levi right after he got injured and Levi stepping up to cover for Hange after she died. 
AND I can’t help but think, literally post time skip just could not handle Levihan working together huh? Is that how competent Levi and Hange are as soldiers that Yams couldn’t let them work together just one last time? Like he knew it would mess with the story if he lets Levi and Hange lead at full power?
Which brings me to last point, and the point that makes me saddest.
9. About them being endgame? 
Okay, so it wasn’t confirmed that Roy and Riza ended up together because Roy still had his fuhrer goals but AT LEAST THEY HAD A CHANCE? Like their last scene in the show was still them together? And Riza still at least got to follow him? 
Levihan… They just… shit just happened and we all know what happened and now I’m reading fanfiction and crying over fcitoonal characters to pass the quarantine.
Anyway, if you reached this point, thank you for reading. And thank you for the question anon!
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s1ater · 4 years ago
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could you do a tory x robby fic. don't worry if you don't have time:)
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our roots. robby keene x tory nichols
summary 📣: in which tory is convinced her and robby are more similar than he thinks, so what happens when they’re thrown into a situation that brings him back to his roots?
warning/s 🚫: swearing, mentions of drinking and drugs, sexual themes but not smut
slater’s note 🗯: i got so excited for this request, thank you for sending this in anon! anyways my inbox is open and if you prefer something else for them, shoot :)
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"we know eachother robby," tory shrugged, "we know eachother a lot better than we think."
robby glanced over to tory for a short moment before looking away, his tongue poking the side of his cheek as he thought. he picked away at his fingers, his foot tapping at the ground. 
it had been awhile since robby was stuck in the kind of situation he was in right then, and he didn't know how to feel. 
he had only known tory for a couple of months. it was on and off at certain times, her showing up at random. he'd see her at parties, in the hallways at school, sometimes just around in public but never had he ever approached her, it was always her.
and that was how it had all started.
she had showed up at his dad's apartment at randomly, two forties in hand with a smug smirk on her face. he had stared at her absolutely dumbfounded, blinking a couple of time before she broke his surprised train of thought. 
“so, you gonna let me in?”
he blinked again before moving rather fast. 
"you're lucky my dad didn't answer the door," he had mumbled quietly, quickly closing the door after sliding out of the small apartment.
"what do you mean?" she faked pout, "i'm sure sensi lawerence would love to go on a bender with us."
"what're you doing here?"
he felt like he was on a personal attack, like she was blackmailing him for some odd reason by just showing up randomly on his front door. 
robby hadn't gotten along with tory in the beginning, her constant unreasonable attacks on sam for no reason while also shitting on him for practically making an attempt to kill her ex boyfriend, miguel. 
“you know i don’t drink.”
and yet she had somehow convinced him to go out on the northern heights to drink since no one she remotely liked was free or just hadn't wanted to drink with her at four in the afternoon.
that four in the afternoon had reached ten p.m. painfully fast, causing robby a great big headache as the forties went down fast and the other bottles of alcohol were pulled out from tory’s backseat, going down just as easy. 
and now there they were in the middle of the LAPD police station sitting before the empty head of security desk.  
he couldn’t help but have regretted everything he had done that night, all the drinking, the laughing, and the reckless driving, and then the destruction property, the reason they got caught in the first place. 
he had tory hop on his shoulders in attempt to pull off the “towing after hours” sign screwed to a wooden pole. they were unsuccessful, ending in fits of giggles before hearing the familiar sound of the police sirens, causing them to sober up real fast. 
robby hadn't felt that nervous in awhile, but it was like another saturday night for tory. she was relaxed, leaned back in the old rough plastic chairs she had sat in many many times.
"we're more alike than you think."
that rung through his ears, causing him to stop moving all his anxious limbs, his mouth slight agape as he chewed on the inside of his cheek. 
he hated that she said that, he also hated the fact that it was true. tory reminded him a lot of his old self. the old self that used to do molly at school, used to drink a lot, get high, steal, scam, do drugs, anything that involved with social rebellion. you know, the “basic teen actions”.
he used to be tory, so used to the chair that she now sat in to the point he was comfortable in it. 
"yeah, but not anymore," he mumbled, glancing over to her, causing her to clench her jaw. she was hoping he would agree, she was hoping he'd reassure her that they were both unstable, that they were on the same level of impulsive and bold. 
that they both had nothing to lose because they had already lost so much and they really were just living day by day. 
but he denied her of all of that.
every since she had joined the cobra kai dojo, she had heard a lot about robby and how he was some cool asshole who took the term “rebellious teen” to a whole other level. even through high school he was always somebody everyone talked about, whether it being about his shitty father or how much of a good fuck he was.
she found comfort in robby, like he was some super hero she read about in comics and saw in movies, someone she could look up to just because he had the same sob story as her.
but now tory rolled her eyes, sinking deeper into the plastic chair. apparently he isn’t her superhero anymore.
the head of LAPD had let them go with a warning and robby had no idea how or why but by the way tory was silently smirking he knew she had to have had some connections.
they pair was escorted out to the lot where they held tory’s car, giving her the keys after driving it out into the main parking lot, leaving them alone in the cold crisp night air.
they both stared up at the sky for a decent amount of time, the stars shinning especially bright that night making tory slightly smile. 
“you can’t leave your roots, robby,” tory said in truth, her head tilted back in competence, “you always seem to end up back to where you’ve began.”
she nodded to him in content, her lips pressed into a thin line as if that were to be the last time she’d see him in awhile.
robby watched her walk off towards her old crappy car, his mind racing, “tory wait.”
and she stopped, not turning until she heard his footfalls get nearer to her. he was looking at the black tar filling in the crack of the old parking lot, steadily strolling towards her.
her watched him carefully, anticipating his next move, her skin rolling up and down into anxiousness. 
he looked up, and it went fast, his hands reaching up to each side of her face, pressing his lips against hers.
she suppressed the gasp that wavered out in the back of her throat, her hands reaching out to grasp air before she settled for his arm, her fingers wrapping around his forearm, leaning into him.
his lips move in sync hers slowly as they fell into a cloud of lust that began to take over the both of their minds.
he pushed her back, tory’s back hitting up against the back of someone’s car, her head tilting up in a gasp, diverting them both into a different position.
robby’s lips reached down to her fair colored neck, his mouth beginning to press kisses and pull skin lightly between his teeth as he sucked onto her neck and along her collarbone.
her stomach began to tighten, causing her to gasp for air, chest sinking up and down as he continued on, his hands roaming all over her body, gripping, grasping, and pulling against her clothes and body.
“robby,” her voice came out in a low whine, different from the usual tone, stern, hard, and snarky, but now weak and desperate, making him groan, his lips going back to hers.
“you want to do this?” his voice rough, waving onto her lips making her stomach tie up even more, “right now?”
and tory grinned, her face ducking away from his, making sure she could see the smirk on her face, “you know i do.”
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soft4gguk · 3 years ago
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hello bby love! it is i, ur #1 fan anon!
i just have to say that you continue to take my breath away with that beautiful mind of yours. every word you write is so delicate and full of so much love and care that i can’t help but feel it as i read them. words cannot explain how happy i am to be reading about tbah couple again! it feels like looking at the world with rose tinted glasses whenever i have the pleasure in indulging in your stories, i literally cannot wait to see where you take the story next. my favorite part of interlude youth is that jungkook doesn’t even see how much he makes oc feel, how he’s still very much in his youth even when it doesn’t seem like it to him. it reminds me of sza’s song, good days. the lyrics at the end when she says “half of us chasing fountains of youth when it’s in the present.” the love they share is so damn beautiful in the most simplest of ways. thank you so so much, and please remember to take everything at your own pace! those who love you are here waiting for you along every step of the way. sending besitos and so much love!!!
as always,
- your #1 fan 🌹
okay, two things. first of all - when I was answering asks yesterday I thought of you because I do it often whenever I receive love on this app. and second of all, I hadn't heard that sza song... until literally this morning. I kid you not. it shocked me so much when you mentioned it because it randomly came on my spotify and I was like wow this is a good song, and added it to my playlist and now you're here using it to reference tbah and I think that's so fucking cool wow!! eeeek.
seeing u on my inbox makes me so, so happy - you've no idea. "it feels like looking at the world with rose tinted glasses whenever i have the pleasure in indulging in your stories" this is one of the most flattering things I've been told, because writing is such an escape to me and to know that I'm able to serve as an escape to someone is just my biggest dream. so thank you SO MUCH for sharing that thought with me,
and yes, I agree. he truly doesn't see it, meanwhile you have oc absolutely swooning like a lovesick teenager over her high school crush 🥺 I think that's so sweet. I can't wait for them to have this conversation... it's gonna be so romantic, I've decided. hehe.
thank you for the love and thank you for ur sweet words. I love u so much!! please come back soon, or whenever u want!! <333
with love,
tess, your biggest fan 🦋
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