#this is legitimately so funny

[revenantghost]

AAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE HILARIOUS PERCENTAGES VIA REVENANTGHOST’S BLOG 🤞✌️

N I C E

[cityontheedgeofforever]

instead of watching sitcoms i just binge all of the ferengi eps of ds9 in a row and call it "its always raining on ferenginar"

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Teliko (4.03)

[eriochromatic]

happy birthday mihawk!! 🗡️🗡️🗡️

[strawbbz]

His charming looks and silly attitude have captivated me

[oneluckydragon]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

[weebsinstash]

I keep thinking about just, platonic yandere Batman who forces you to be his sidekick for whatever reason (you're a troublemaker and you need discipline, you're a metahuman and need training so you don't hurt someone, you just genuinely need a family or some shit and he Thinks This Will Be Good For You, maybe he's just straight up fucking selfish and is dragging you along for his emotional benefit alone) but you constantly just make it the utmost pain in the ass experience for him in rebellion

"Alright, let's go over this again: you're cornered in the alley. You have a gunman coming towards you. Your grappling hook is broken, you don't have a weapon, and he's in arm's reach of you. What do you do?"

"Suck him off?"

"YOU DISARM HIM, GOD, STOP"

WayneCorp is a leading manufacturer in blood pressure medicine because YOU are singlehandedly fueling more research and funding into the topic with how much shit you give this man (to the delight of your troublemaker 'siblings'.) Not maliciously or like violently or anything but enough to just absolutely drive him up the wall, total "I'm not mad *leaves the room to break something*" ass behavior

Bruce is over here trying to debrief everyone for a mission talking about like how Deathstroke the notorious killer mercenary has been seen in the area and you've got your feet up on the table biting the corner of your mask "but why is he so FINE though??? Like I'm not the only one who thinks he can get it, right?" and your dear old dad is ready to hang up the cowl for the night and take a good long rest to try and forget what you just said

"You can't make those kinds of comments about Poison Ivy, she's literally a terrorist"

"Girls can have a little bit of ecoterrorism as a treat. She can be my Captain Planet Dommy Mommy. She can kill oil CEOs and i can put my face in her titties and Harley can be our weed smoking girlfriend, it's a win-win for everyone"

"Please, just stop--"

"Do you think Joker's prostate honks like a bicycle horn? Like, do you know from personal experience?"

"OK, we're going into the Bat Hyperbolic Therapy Chamber to discuss why everything you just said was not ok"

[hawkeyeslaughter]

unparalleled mash comedy is always when they have trapper and frank interacting without hawkeye

[sir-cookieton]

I know we make this joke every time there’s a new character but IS THIS KAIRI’S GREAT GRANDMOTHER

[plulp]

heres yalls science teacher. have fun go crazy

[powdermelonkeg]

Counting down the minutes left on the Elon Musk "do you like me yes/no" poll like the count down to new year's

[astralcities]

remembering that jolyne is hated by large large swaths of anime fans always shocks me to my core like she's literally just a funnier & kinder carbon copy of her grandpa. you know. the guy who is almost universally beloved and lauded in shonen spheres. man i wonder what fundamental difference between her & the other joestars leads anime fans to shit on her no matter what

[spinnysocks]

stupid lion guard screenshots :3

i'm freeing these from the depths my phone lmao

[midbyte]

a friend may be starting up a humblewoods campaign soon so i ended up drawing sister grimm, a character i played in their previous humblewoods oneshot. i’m super excited to play her again, and even more excited to draw her

[w98pops]

aletus courier au again

[romulusfuckingroy]

can y’all shut the fuck up about our flag means death and start asking them to bring back AVENUE 5 a show with MULTIPLE women and men of color including TWO Black women main characters and MULTIPLE canon bisexuals and gays

you want a failmarriage? THESE GUYS BROKE UP AND ARE NOW STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

you want an autistic nihilist that makes everyone uncomfortable? WE GOT ZACH FUCKING WOODS

you want a girlboss? THIS WOMANS NAME IS KAREN AND SHES A LITERAL NIGHTMARE

oh but you want a REAL girlboss? IRIS RUNS FUCKING EVERYTHING AND HATES FUCKING EVERYONE

you want canon polyamory? HOUSE MD IS MARRIED TO BOTH A WOMAN AND A MAN

woman engineers? we got that

elon musk allegory? we got that

like I’m so deadass serious I need this show back so bad