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polartss · 7 months

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Maik Wen (u mean MY actual gf?????) i love u sm

#my art #maik wen #maik wenruxian #jade city #jade war #jade legacy #fonda lee #MY WIFE I SAID #BACK OFF HILO

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imperiuswrecked · 7 months

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Sincerely I do not care about any other character in Castlevania except for Olrox and Drolta.

#drolta tzuentes #olrox #castlevania: nocturne #anyways meet my wife and my husband the best two vampires this media ever made #I sincerely do not care about the plot or the discourse around the setting of this show because I already knew Castlevania #isn't the best at that kinda stuff and #so I'm just here to enjoy those two characters and the fuck off back to comic fandom when the mood strikes

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sapphixxx · 2 years

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In Bridget's arcade mode story in Strive when she gets to Ky her first remark is "Oh... You changed your hair" and considering Ky looked like this in Xrd

I like to imagine that she thought Ky was also a woman and was that's why she was seeking him out specifically

#I mean he is but he's got a lot of Catholic guilt and shame to work through #God how fucking funny would it be if at the end of story mode when he's like alright I'm giving up kingship and handing it off to my wife #He comes back the next day fully femme like yep I'm the wife and it was just how she justified transitioning in the public eye #guilty gear #op

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sillyunknownkitkat · 5 months

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Of course I don't want a baby! I'm way too young!

me after seeing this : 🤰

it's Ellie's btw, we held hands 🤗

#ellie x fem reader #ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie the last of us #ellie williams #ellie tlou #she's my wife not yours #back off #tlou jj

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synd0nicosmosis · 4 months

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Dawndory doodle bc they’re killing me

#digital art #art #fanart #trolls fanart #trolls #trolls band together #delta dawn #john dory #dawndory #ship art #they’re so cute #but he needs to back off #bc that’s my WIFE #she’s mine #move over it’s my turn

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werewolfwhispersandwizardsshouts · 2 months

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How do I explain to someone my wife is luna lovegood's dead mum, who we know basically nothing about

#shes my wife #back off #marauders era #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #maraduers #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards

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rugwurm · 3 months

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charon chart the way to silent hill

#myart #limbus company #ishmael #faust #silent hill x limbus company lets go #i have so many crossovers in my back pocket #asking me to give you au's is like breaking the 7 seals dont worry #i did whatever with the art but #james sunderland ishmael #maria faust #its a vision #i could see faust being sad mental wife killer but #ishma could not pull off the skinwalker born from a wish unsettling girl #wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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underwittingly · 9 months

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@into-the-midst

for the scene of Draco amongst the trophies in ch14 of Within the Hollow Crown

#i finished the entire fic in 4 hours #4!!!#it's too good...#pov voldemort i guess???#if i could have draco like that id want to collect him as my trophy wife too <3 <3 #back off mcgruder #bless you for this fic #drarry #my art #draco malfoy #fic rec

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haemosexuality · 8 months

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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened

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moghedien · 1 year

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Extremely funny to think about the Hero of Ferelden coming back from her quest to cure the Blight and spending the rest of her years being the Divine’s trophy wife

#honestly a dream for my Warden #she’s done enough everyone leave her alone #the Grey Wardens can fuck off she’s gonna move to Orlais and dress nugs in Chantry robes #and wait in bed for her pope wife to come back from uprooting the chantry all day #dragon age #leliwarden #Leliana #warden x leliana

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wildpeachfarm · 10 months

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