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notbeingnoticed · 1 year ago

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What is something about lesbian sex you wish someone had told you?

Your hand/wrist will start cramping, and it will hurt like a bitch. You just gotta push through (no pun intended)

It doesn't matter how closely they shave. You will end up with a little "mustache" of redness on your upper lip after going down on your girl.

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't need lube.

Jaw cramps are a thing

Don't be afraid to breathe during oral sex.

Just because you have the same body parts doesn't mean they like the same things. Everyone is different. Don't pretend you know someone when you don't.

YOU CAN STILL SPREAD STDs EVEN WITH YOUR FINGERS.

Cut your nails.

Sex isn't only about penetration.

If you're really self-conscious about making a mess, try putting a few towels (or six) down first.

Virginity is a made-up concept.

Yeast infections are super common with new partners so don’t be afraid to go to urgent care.

Don't fake moans or fake an orgasm. They'll think you like what they're doing and they'll do it forever, which will only leave you unsatisfied.

Keep a tall glass of hot water on by the bedside and keep the dildo dipped in it until you're ready to go.

Love and sex are two completely different things.

Porn is not a good place to learn how to pleasure a clit but if they want you to run their clit like you’re scrubbing a frying pan, do it.

#lesbian #this is pretty awesome #all of this is true

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viveela · 1 year ago

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i love your stan so much he's convinced me to get red highlights (im mentally ill)

No way I actually love that so much go for it!!

#veespeaks #anon ask #answered #south park #I love drawing him with red in his hair #i didn't think anyone would've been that favorable to it #this is pretty awesome

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christinered · 10 months ago

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If I heard this in my bar...I would buy this man a drink. Actually I would make sure he got drinks from the boys too.

This is beyond skilled.

Yeah...I like this kind of creativity. I'm that kind of girl.

~Red

#christinered #wisdom of a redhead #aggressive redhead #alpha female #new york city bartender #creative cursing #this is pretty awesome #just one of the guys #redheaded tomboy #new york city girl #brooklyn girl #queen among kings

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demonstars · 2 years ago

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The List of Stuff I Have Decided to Put Actual Consideration and Effort Into Because of Nunki Demonstars:

Monkey Miraculous!George (art still a wip that I’ve actually been meaning to send a progress pic of but chicken out every time lmao whoops)

Ladybug!Dream and Chat Noir!George

Teacher!GNF (with a side of parents!dnf)

Binary Stars!DNF

Newly added: some sort of traditional art

This is the list as it stands now, but I’m very certain it’ll grow quickly

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay i remmeber I CANT WAIT FOR MONKEY MIRACULOUS GEORGE SO SO SILLY ...

#this is pretty awesome #star asks #bottleofchaos

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themurderrose · 3 months ago

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Non USA written Article reference for those who enjoy: https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2025/0402/1505364-senator-speech-record/

USA one for those who enjoy : https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/31/politics/booker-senate-floor-speech-trump-protest/index.html

In French: https://www.francetvinfo.fr/monde/usa/le-democrate-cory-booker-bat-le-record-du-plus-long-discours-au-senat-americain-en-fustigeant-pendant-plus-de-25-heures-la-politique-de-donald-trump_7165806.html

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

#don’t normally repost political things because this is my safe space so apologies to anyone else who is also curating their tumblr #but #politics #big speech #this is pretty awesome #not my country not even my continent but because of recent events sadly my problem

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maviyenot · 6 months ago

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technovillain · 6 months ago

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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years #i love how these turned out #alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3 #her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty #also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags #i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney #beauty and the beast #sleeping beauty #do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy #redesign

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 months ago

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#transformers one #transformers #transformers fanart #bumblebee #b 127 #optimus prime #megatron #this is how the movie ended im pretty sure #optimus got custody rights 😭😭#megatron can visit him on the weekends i guess #awesome step mom elita #i love u elita #i need to draw more elita and bee

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demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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ruporas · 3 months ago

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soulmate(s) [id in alt]

#mickey 17 #mickey 18 #nasha barridge #ruporas art #this film was awesome.#i knew id like it but i was not expecting to be so engaged with it 😭 it was the mickeys and nasha💯 got me HOOKED!!#also the first film ive watched with robpatt as the main character and i was so confused because of his Voice at first😭 then i realized…#i’m understanding… he’s pretty great… i want to go watch the batman movie he’s in now

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voice-of-illogical-sense · 1 year ago

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#easter #the last supper #video #this is pretty awesome #christians should do more of this kinda stuff...

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chestandcheeks · 27 days ago

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#big beautiful breasts #massive juggs #massive breasts #big juicy titts #huge natural breasts #big tiddy committee #pretty tiddies #great body great titts #big tiddy wife #big tiddy gf #huge tiddies #big tiddy problems #huge titts #big tiddy slvt #massive milkers #incredible breasts #awesome breasts

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maviyenot · 1 year ago

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ale-arro · 2 years ago

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been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week

#replace this with any other type of significant relationship too #also! this book actually rules btw i really recommend it #i didnt read it when it first cane out bc i was like. well i am already pretty familiar with asexuality and not rly interested in 101 stuff #but it turns out it doesnt feel 101-y at all its a super awesome piece of queer theory and also chen has Good opinions #and not weird watered down ones that i am sometimes wary of in aspec communities (frankly especially ace ones)#i think maybe if more people approached asexuality the way chen does (including and maybe even especially ace people)#i would be more inclined to still ID as ace #but anyways!#aro #aromantic #<- tag selections that reflect how i personally engage with this quote #also #described in alt text #also also #j tag #:/#aro media

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decaffeinatedpartymuggoop · 1 year ago

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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

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aroorchid-slenderwoman · 1 year ago

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his is an awful pos acually, wihou a how are you supposed o ype ally hall. his has me in ears umblr user incomprehensible-horror. I have never seen such a blasphemous pos in my life. I am posiively scarred and will never be he same.

two sentence horror story

me: can i get a t

evil joe hawley: no😈

#normal post #/j obviously #this is pretty awesome #*prey awesome

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