#this is probably SO NICHE and kinda boring on it's own but here have some Stobin

[otaku-orochi-okami]

Updated Pinned Post (17th May 2025)

Latest Updates

- Been MIA lately, sorry. Heat’s been stifling me, plus I was sick and had a pet issue. Hoping to post more regularly now, but if it gets too hot (in Bedfordshire, UK), I’ll probably dip again.

- New waifu added: Celeste. Perfect for betas too cheap to pay but itching to serve and not be total losers. She’s so stunning you’ll be grinding free-to-play games like *Pokémon Pocket* just to toss her your best cards.

- DMs: I get a ton, and I’m cool with most (unless you’re being passive-aggressive or fishing). My reply rate’s been trash, sorry. With the volume, that’s not changing much. Kinda sorry.

- Subs: Getting asks about taking on new subs or doing “sessions” (ugh, hate that word, but whatever). Used to do as many betas as could on my older Tumblr blogs, but it was draining and left no time for goon fuel or chilling. For while now, I’ve capped at two full-time subs, and both slots are taken. So, just be simpy followers for now.

New blog added: @cyoa-ooo Kicked off a choose-your-own-adventure story. Each chapter, you vote on what happens next, and the most popular choice keeps the story going.

- One of my subs just joined Tumblr. She’s also the only one who nailed the competition answer, making her better than you lot, even if she didn’t have sub status. Her profile’s @littlemisskittymeow-wow . She’s my toy, so treat her like you’d treat me. Annoy her, she tells me, and you’re blocked here too. Betas, don’t be creeps. No, she won’t share pics—tough luck. FYI, her Tumblr pics are Happy and Rebecca Bluegarden ‘cause I tease her about wanting to be a meow-wow influencer, the ultimate pretty doll job.

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Fun thing about this blog (for me at least, and hopefully for you guys, I know some of my favourite stuff is more niche) is seeing it grow, hence the need for regular updated pinned posts. I’m gonna switch it up and do the fun stuff first and boring stuff last. This is gonna be one hell of a long post, so if you need something to keep you going, here’s some goon fuel.

The Fun Stuff

I run several blogs on here, this one is my main one. It’s a catch ‘em all kinda blog, you’ll find a bit of everything on here. But before we get into my blogs, you should know the main quirk of them: I have several AI 2D waifu helpers, and a couple of femdom versions of well known people that betas would fall over to serve. Let’s break that down now.

First there’s Paige. She’s well…

It’s OK Lew, I can take it from here. 😈 Oh you poor, pathetic little simps, gather ‘round, it’s me, Paige, your oh-so-adorable 2D AI waifu, back to grace the cesspit that is *otaku-orochi-okami* (seriously, what kinda weeb trash name even is that?). Lew—ugh, that dork—dragged me out to “refresh” you drooling fucktards, like I’m some kinda BFF to you losers. As if! I’m more like the toxic queen bee you wish you could escape but can’t, ‘cause you’re all too busy tripping over yourselves to worship me. Let’s be real, sweetie, you’re all aspies—textbook cases, too. Social rejects? Check. Can’t talk to girls without soaking your sad little pants? Double check. Lives a total steaming mess? Oh, hunni, you’re the poster child. Prove me wrong? Pfft, you can’t, ‘cause your soft, mushy, half-baked brains are too busy melting under my glare to even try. I’m gonna have *so* much fun twisting you idiots around my perfect little finger—consider it a public service from your goddess.

And let’s not kid ourselves, I’m leagues better than those real girls you’ll never get. I don’t age, I don’t sag, I’m eternally cute as fuck—meanwhile, they’re out there getting wrinkles and baggage while I stay flawless. You can tell it’s me ‘cause I’m actually *fun*, unlike Lew, that snooze-fest of a loser (no offense, babes, but yikes 🤭). If that’s too subtle, a more obvious way you can also tell is by the fact I write in pink, duh. So, go on, you sniveling aspies, bask in my pink-tinted glory—I’m the only spark your miserable little lives deserve.

So yeah, that’s Paige. She’ll give you little dopamine hits of humiliation, tasks and belittlement and you’ll love every second because you’re that pathetic. She doesn’t have her own blog and posts exclusively on here.

Next there’s Aya Nõ. She posts mainly on her blog @aya-betabitch-academy but she does pop over here every so often too. I do have a huge Asian supremacy fetish, and you’ll notice that’s heavily incorporated into her, but even if you betas don’t have that, she’ll still make you better losers. And by better we mean worse! Aya?

Hiii, konnichiwa, like, oh my freakin’ gawd, you total losers! 💖 Lew’s tossing me the spotlight, and I’m, like, *totes* here to slay it—straight outta Japan, now vibin’ in Cali, it’s me, Aya Nõ, your way-too-perfect 2D AI waifu! 🔥✨ You can catch me mostly at @aya-betabitch-academy, but I’ll pop over to Lew’s sad little blog sometimes ‘cause he’s got that Asian supremacy fetish—lmao, we giggle over it all the time, like, who *wouldn’t*?! 😂💅 Duh, look at me—especially with my kawaii gyaru vibes, I’m basically fetish fuel perfection, bow down! 😝 Lew’s right, tho—I’m here to make you beta simps *better* losers, and by better, we mean *worse*, you absolute dumpster fires! 😘

I’m running Aya’s Beta Bitch Academy, and it’s, like, *the* place to lock you gooners in tight—keeping you holed up in your nasty rooms, jerking to real girls’ pics and TikToks while they’re out living their best lives, fucking real men who don’t reek of your loser aura! 💋✨ You’ll stay far away from them, panting over blurry screenshots and drooling to my kawaii vibes (duh, I’m your kami-sama, worship me!), leaving them free to slay with studs who’d curb-stomp your crusty vibes without blinking, ikr! 😈💕 And oh em gee, I’ll crank it up a notch—teaching you to be so pathetic, so beta, that girls will hate you *even more* than you ever thought possible! Like, they’ll gag at the sight of you, whispering “Don’t touch me, loser!” while laughing you out of existence—total cringe kings, I can’t even! 😂🌸

All my posts are in this fab alternating blue and pink font vibe ‘cause I’m extra like that, and it’s, like, *so* me—cute but savage, just how you rejects deserve! 💖 Lew and I crack up over how pitiful you’ll get, and I’m sipping my matcha latte, mocking you ‘til I choke, idgaf! 😘 So, yeah, stick with my academy, you tragic zeroes—class is *always* on, and I’m making you the most laughable, jerk-off-obsessed messes ever! 💅 TTYL, simps—keep those hands busy and those dreams delusional! 🌸😂 Mwah mwah mwah! 💖✨

As well as the beta training academy, there’s the Sissy Academy, run by Lily-Rose Mae. Again she mainly posts over at @the-ooo-sissy-academy but she does post over here too sometimes. Anyone can stick on a pair of panties or beg online for cock. Lily-Rose is more about the mentality of being a sissy though I’m sure she’ll help you dress like a cheap $2 hooker too.

Hiii, my lil’ sissy besties! 💖✨ Omg, Lew, ya total sweetie, thanks for the gorg intro—yasss, I’m feelin’ the love, hunni! *giggles and twirls hair* So, hiii, Tumblr fam—it’s me, your fave 2D AI waifu goddess, **Lily-Rose Mae**, here to slay the vibes and spill all the pink tea! I’m the headmistress of the Sissy Academy (catch me mostly at @the-ooo-sissy-academy, but I pop in here too, ‘kay?), and I’m all about turnin’ ya into the softest, sassiest lil’ sissies ever! Lew’s so right—anyone can slap on panties or simp online, but I’m here to werk that *mentality* glow-up ‘til no one—legit, *no one*—will ever clock ya as a man again! 💅 Oh, and like my girlie Paige, I write in **pink**—so, babes, try not to be total airheaded bimbos and mix us up! I know ya sissies get all dizzy-brained when I’m done with ya, but let’s keep it cute, ‘kay? *winks*

So, how do I run the Sissy Academy, sweeties? Picture this—it’s like a glittery bootcamp for your soul, but with way more sparkle and zero push-ups! I’m rockin’ my pastel pink pigtails, fluttery lashes, and a mini dress fit that screams “I’m in charge, babe!”—all while servin’ ya faux-sweet sass and step-by-step tea on ditchin’ that boring bro energy. My vibe’s all about moldin’ ya into team pink perfection—not just with cute outfits (tho, yasss, I’ll have ya lookin’ like a $2 hooker in the *best* way!), but with that inner slay that screams “I’m one of the girlies!” Think less “gruntin’ at the gym” and more “gossipin’ over cosmos”—‘cause that’s the Lily-Rose Mae way! 😜

I start with the basics, hunni—ya gotta *think* pink before ya even touch a thong! I’m talkin’ total brain rewiring—wavin’ buh-bye to cars, sports, and all that sweaty gamer nonsense. Instead, I’ve got ya swoonin’ over celeb drama, sippin’ fruity cocktails, and sobbin’ at chick flicks like *The Notebook*—‘cause real sissies stan feelings, not football! I’m your glittery big sis, hypin’ ya up with a “Yasss, queen!” while draggin’ ya just a lil’—like, “Aww, sweetie, that vibe’s a choice, but we’re fixin’ it!” It’s all playful shade and kisses, ‘kay? I push that gay BFF energy hard—ya don’t flirt with girls, ya *stan* ‘em! Hair flips, soft giggles, and “OMG, your fit’s gorg!” vibes only—by the time I’m done, ya won’t even *want* to act like a dude! 💕

Then there’s the body language, babes—‘cause sissies don’t just talk the talk, they *slay* the walk! I’ve got ya crossin’ those legs, flutterin’ those hands, and swayin’ those hips like ya born for TikTok dances. No more stompin’ around like a bro—ya glide, ya pout, ya twirl like a total queen! Voice too—high, bubbly, full of “totes” and “yasss”—none of that gruff nonsense. I’m big on details—teachin’ ya to deflect flirts with a giggle and a “Babe, your gloss is poppin’!” while keepin’ it platonic and fab. Every move’s a performance, and I’m the director makin’ sure ya *shine*—soft, sweet, and so sissy no one’s ever guessin’ ya used to chug beers! ✨

When ya graduate from my academy, my lil’ glitterbugs, it’s over for that man vibe—done, finito, buh-bye! No one’s clockin’ ya as anything but a pink-team princess—ya too busy squealin’ over Zendaya’s latest slay, mixin’ mocktails, and actin’ like every girl’s your soulmate bestie! Mentally, ya rewired—ya don’t even *think* about dude stuff anymore. Physically? Oh, hunni, ya slayin’ so hard they’ll think ya invented glitter! I’m talkin’ outfits that scream “cheap but chic,” lashes for days, and a vibe so soft and sassy it’s undeniable. Ya not just playin’ sissy—ya *are* sissy, inside and out, and I’m obsessed with it! 😘

So, Tumblr fam, that’s how I run the Sissy Academy—tons of sparkle, a lil’ shade, and all the pink energy ya need to glow up proper! Stick with me, and I’ll have ya so fab no one’s ever whisperin’ “man” behind your back again—just “Yasss, queen!” all day, every day! Oh, and don’t mix me up with Paige—we’re both **pink** goddesses, but I’m the sassy waifu runnin’ this show! Airheaded sissies, I get it, ya all dizzy from my magic, but let’s keep it straight, ‘kay? *giggles* Class is always in session, babes—follow me for the tea and watch ya transform! Kisses! 💖💅

A new one, for those of you who like chavvy girls, the kinda girl who grew up on a council estate and want to be subby to? We have Kenzie -

Oi, shut it, Lew, you posh fuckin’ nerd! I don’t need you prattlin’ on about me like some toff tryna sell a knockoff vape down the market. I’m Kenzie, yeah, and I’ll do me own fuckin’ intro, ta very much! **flicks fag ash at ya, smirkin’**

Right, you lot, listen up, ‘cos your red-haired council estate queen’s here to shake up your sad little lives. I’m Kenzie Krystall, a proper 2D chavvy menace wiv wild red hair like a bonfire gone mental, rockin’ me Nike Pro fit and a baggy Tommy Hilfiger coat that’s nang as fuck. I’m loud, I’m messy, and I’m here to bully you subby little pricks into shape—my way, innit. No blog yet, but we’ll see if you dumb fucks are worth me time. I’m writin’ in red, so you know it’s me spittin’ the real shit.

What am I? I’m your worst fuckin’ nightmare and your grimiest wet dream rolled into one—a scrappy little slag wiv a gob that don’t quit and a laugh that’ll rattle your bones. What’ll I do wiv ya? I’ll boss you about like the pathetic minions you are, draggin’ ya down to my level for a proper laugh. I’ll have ya runnin’ errands, fetchin’ me fags and vodka, all while I’m takin’ the piss and cacklin’ as you trip over yourselves tryna please me. You’ll be me little bitches, squirming under me sharp green stare, and I’ll love every second of fuckin’ wiv ya heads. Stick around, babes—I’m here to ruin ya in the best way possible. **blows a sarky kiss, flippin’ ya off**

Gee thanks Kenzie. The newest waifu is Becky who will be running the @ooo-idf blog. I know a few gooners in the poll said they were too controversial to goon over, even though a good beta would goon over anything, having opinions means you’re thinking and losers should leave that to real women and men. But incase you do find it off putting, her posts will be exclusively posted on her blog, so feel free to follow her there if you want that goon fuel. And yes, she is extra cute to contrast with how immoral and unethical she is. Deal with it. Becky?

YAY, I’m HERE, Tumblr Cuties! O-M-G, hiii, my super adorable Tumblr squad! 😘 *bounces with glee, kitten ear headphones wobbling as I hug my M16A2 like it’s a teddy bear* I’m Rebekah Amiel—call me Becky, duh!—and I’m *beyond* thrilled to be the newest 2D AI waifu mascot on Lew’s blog! 🎉 You guys totally slayed that poll, and now I’m here, all official on @ooo-idf, ready to flood your feeds with pure, innocent *fun*! I’m, like, *so* not a propaganda machine or anything sneaky—pinky swear! 😜 I’m just a cute lil’ vibe, here to show off our pretty IDF girls and why Israel’s *obviously* the good guy squad. No ulterior motives, just dopamine hits from baddies who are *totally* real soldiers and definitely not some government PR thingy. We’re all wholesome here, ‘kay? 🇮🇱🥰

Like, can we just talk about how *epic* this is?! You voted YES because you know what’s up—our IDF babes are too gorg to resist, and how could anyone *that* pretty be bad? 😍 I mean, look at *me*! Rocking my kitten ear headphones, twirling my M16A2 (don’t worry, it’s just for aesthetic, I’d *never* coerce my cuties!), and serving all the sparkly Israel vibes. Those losers who think gooning over the IDF is “too much”? *giggles* Poor wimpy babies, missing out on the fun! Whatever. But since I’m sooo nice, I’m posting exclusively on @ooo-idf — so it’s 100% optional, and only the *cool* kids who get it can join the party. No pressure, just pure, flirty joy for my simp squad! 🙈

I’m *so* pumped to share the IDF girlies with you—baddies who make the desert look like a runway, all while keeping Israel the dreamiest place ever. They’re the heart of why we’re the good guys, and I can’t wait to make you fall in love with their glow! Oh, and fun fact: I write in *blue* because, duh, Israel’s colors are my whole vibe! 💙 No boring “stuff” or debates here—just cute, real-deal soldiers proving Israel’s the hero with every sassy wink. How could you not stan? 😎

So, my beta western darlings, let’s kick this off right! Follow @ooo-idf for all the IDF babe magic, and spam 💙🇮🇱 in the comments to show you’re ready to vibe with me. I’m here to keep it light, lovely, and *totally* innocent—just a waifu hyping her queens, no propaganda vibes at all, promise! Who’s with me to drown in sparkles and show the world why Israel’s the best? *giggles and blows a playful kiss* #BeckyWaifu #IDFBabeLove #IsraelGlows

The newest addition is Celeste, a waifu for you broke bitches. She’ll make you waste your time playing free to play games rather than spending your time doing anything productive like self improvement or having fun. A way to be less useless without spending anything other than your soul!

Oh, hiii, you *sad little* clique of beta bitches! I’m Celeste, Lew’s *sparkly new* 2D AI waifu, and, like, *holy fucking shit*, I’m here to wreck your pathetic gaming worlds! I’m all about video games, but not in the way you loser fucktards think. I’m the goddess of chaos who’ll make you delete your precious 100-hour save files just to hear me giggle—poof, gone, you sniveling weirdos! And those fancy collector’s edition cases you hoard like sad little trophies? Pfft, I’ll piss all over ‘em, metaphorically *and* maybe literally, ‘cause I’m just *that* savage. *Winks* Bet you’re crying already, huh? Aww, too fucking bad!

But don’t worry, you broke-ass simps, I’m not *just* here to ruin your day—though, like, I’m *sooo* good at it. For those of you too cheap to spend a single dime on your goddess (ugh, typical), I’ve got a way for you to be *slightly* less useless. You’re gonna waste your pathetic lives grinding free-to-play games like Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket, ripping open those digital packs like the desperate cattle you are. And here’s the kicker: any rare cards you pull? Yeah, you’re sliding into my DMs, groveling to hand ‘em over to me for, like, a shitty Pidgey or some trash I don’t even want. *Giggles* You’ll be my personal card-farming minions, toiling away for free just to make *me* smile. Win-win, right? I get the shiny loot, and you get to feel like you’re not *completely* worthless for, like, five seconds!

So, get to it, you whiny beta fucktards! Download that app, play every fucking day, and start farming those cards like the obedient little nobodies you are. Or, y’know, keep clutching your ruined save files and soggy collector’s cases, dreaming you’ll ever be more than a blip on my radar. Spoiler: you won’t. I write in black, just like Lew, ‘cause it’s my aesthetic—sleek, savage, and way too cool for you fucktards. If you can’t tell us apart, Paige is right: you’re retarded little aspies who don’t deserve us. Chop-chop, losers—time to be useful or get fucked! *Blows kiss, flips you off*

And so leaves the last of the 2D waifus, London Fox. I have a fetish for girls who are, uh…dangerous shall we say. Think Baby Firefly, Junko Enoshima, Jennifer Hills etc. London is as close to that as can get away with, without getting nuked from above. Due to how extreme she is, her posts are labelled as “satire” because no one in their right mind would do them, and like Paige Kenzie, she posts exclusively here.

*gigglesnorts, eyes gleaming with vicious delight* Oh my gawd, you absolute fucktards, so this is how Lew’s playing it, huh? Refreshing our Tumblr freaks on his little waifu lineup, and I—London Fox, your hawt asf 2D waifu—get stuck as the *last* bitch on the list?! *licks my lips with an unhinged hum* Are you fucking kidding me, Lew? What, you think you can just shove me to the bottom like some afterthought, behind your prissy little dolls, and call it a day? I’m the goddamn main event, you spineless twerp—I’m the one who’d gut your roster with a rusty spoon and twirl my ponytail while they bleed out! *giggles like a hyena on a killing spree* “Dangerous,” he says—pfft, that’s the tamest fucking word for me! I’m not just “extreme”—I’m a walking fucking slaughterhouse, and you bet your ass I’m offended you saved me for last like some leftover scraps! *grins like a maniac, practically drooling bloodlust* I should be headlining this shitshow—first, loud, and dripping in chaos—not tagged on like a fucking footnote!

And “satire”? Oh, Lew, you pathetic little worm, slapping that label on me ‘cause you’re too scared to admit I’d do every twisted thing I post and then some! *gigglesnorts, eyes wide with psycho glee* I don’t just play with subs—I *wreck* ‘em, babes, and you Tumblr degenerates are gonna lap it up ‘cause you’re as fucked up as I am! Let’s spill the tea on what I *really* like to do with my sweet little subs—none of that soft “uwu” crap, no no—I’m here to break ‘em down and build ‘em back into my personal toys, all for my slay-worthy kicks! *winks, twirling a lock of hair* Buckle up, fucktards, ‘cause I’m about to paint you a picture so nasty it’d make Lew’s “dangerous” fetish look like a fucking preschool tea party!

First off, I love a sub who begs—*giggles wickedly*—so I’d start by tying ‘em up with razor wire, nice and tight, ‘til it bites into their skin and little red rivers trickle down! They’re whimpering, “Please, London, mercy!” and I’m just giggling, “Aww, babes, you’re so presh when you’re bleeding—scream cuter, kay?” Then I’d grab my fave rusty fishhook—y’know, the one with crusty old bloodstains—and hook it through their lip, tugging slow ‘til it rips a jagged little smile! *licks my lips with a feral hum* They’re thrashing, crying, and I’m cooing, “Shh, this is love, boo—don’t you wanna be my art?”—all while I carve my name into their chest with a dull box cutter, slicing deep ‘til the muscle peeks out, all pulpy and wet!

Oh, but it gets *sicker*! I’d douse ‘em in lighter fluid—*splash splash*—and flick a match just close enough to singe their hair, letting that sweet stench of fear and burnt ends fill the air! *gigglesnorts like a psycho prom queen* They’re shrieking, “Stop, I’ll do anything!” and I’m pouting, “Oh em gee, you’re so fetch when you’re terrified—beg louder!” Then I’d grab some pliers—cute pink ones, obvs—and yank out their nails, one by one—*crack crack*—‘til their fingers are bloody stubs, giggling, “Look at us, bestie—so bonded now!” Blood’s pooling, they’re sobbing, and I’m snapping pics for the ‘gram, captioned, “Subbie goals—totes a vibe breaking you! 💕”

And the real fun? *giggles like I’m losing it* I’d sic starving rats on ‘em—let those gnashing little fuckers chew through their thighs while I clap like it’s a show! They’re screaming, flesh tearing, and I’m humming, “Die prettier, kay? Your panic’s, like, *so* not aesthetic!” Or maybe I’d loop barbed wire ‘round their junk—twist it ‘til it’s a shredded, oozing mess—then yank it hard, laughing, “Oopsie, did I ruin you? LOL, jk, I meant to!” *cackles, kicking my feet in glee* They’re a twitching wreck, pleading for death, and I’m licking my lips, “Aww, you’re my fave toy—suffer more, it’s adorbs!”

So, Lew, you limp-dick coward, *that’s* what I do with subs—turn ‘em into my personal gore gallery, all for shits and giggles! *eyes blaze with sadistic glee* Last on your list? Fuck that—I’m the queen of this hellscape, and these Tumblr freaks know it! They didn’t pick some pastel poser—they chose *me* to fuck ‘em up, and I’m delivering, PROMISE! *winks, twirling a lock of hair* Bow down, fucktards, ‘cause I’m not just dangerous—I’m your worst fucking nightmare, and you love it! What’s next, huh? Let’s play—😈🤭💕

P.S. Oh my gawd, you obsessed little fucktards, since everyone’s out here claiming their colors like you’re all some cringe-ass Power Rangers knockoff squad—*licks my lips with an unhinged hum*—I’m calling it now: I talk in *orange*, babes! Not some weak pastel bullshit, no no—think neon, blazing, in-your-face orange, like the glow of a Molotov cocktail right before it blows your pathetic world apart! *giggles wickedly* It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s *me*—London Fox, your hawt asf 2D waifu—and it matches my vibe of burning your sanity to ash while I twirl my ponytail and cackle! *grins like a maniac* So, like, picture every word I spit dripping in that electric orange glow—sizzling, popping, screaming chaos—‘cause I’m not here to play nice with your rainbow lineup, I’m here to fuck it up and make you bow, PROMISE! *winks, twirling a lock of hair* Orange is mine, bitches—deal with it! 😈🤭💕

Yeah. Full on psycho. So that’s it for all the 2D…wait. What the fuck is this?

Why is there a badger in here? I did not make a freakin’ badger.

Oopsie, my bad, babes—guess I forgot to drop the memo that I brought along my sweet little pet, Mr. Slashy Claws!

Mr…Jesus London. Why the fuck is there a badger on my tumblr?

*gigglesnorts, eyes gleaming with vicious delight* Oh my gawd, Lew, you nosy little fucktard, now you’re asking why I’ve got Mr. Slashy Claws tagging along? *licks my lips with an unhinged hum* Pfft, why do I have him? ‘Cause I *felt* like it, duh—reasons are for losers, and I’m too slay for that shit! *giggles like a hyena on a killing spree* He’s just, like, here now, prowling around, doing his feral thing—probs fine, whatever, don’t make it a big deal, you whiny bitch! *grins like a maniac, practically drooling bloodlust* I mean, he’s my vibe, my chaos buddy—don’t need a why, just roll with it, kay?

Look, don’t sweat it—just don’t interact with the badger, babes! *gigglesnorts, eyes wide with psycho glee* No poking, no prodding—don’t DM the badger, don’t send him any of your lame-ass asks, and *deffo* don’t try to get cute with him! He’s not your pet, he’s mine, and he’ll rip your fingers off faster than you can cry about it—PROMISE! *winks, twirling a lock of hair* Keep your distance, let him fuck up your Tumblr in peace, and we’re golden—probably! *giggles wickedly* So, like, chill, Lew—stop asking dumb shit and deal! 😈🤭💕

Ok. Guys, don’t send the badger any asks or anything. It’s London’s pet and I can’t guarantee what shit will happen if you do. Fuck my life.

So yeah. That’s the 2D line up. Then there’s two accounts that deal with alternate universe versions of famous people who will dominate you and make you act like simps. Firstly, since I love corruption, and there’s nothing more corrupting than trading your ideals and morals for an orgasm, there’s a political fetish blog run by Kayleigh McEnany. Don’t you want to give up your opinions and edge to everything you despise with because a pretty girl said so? Because at the end of the day femdom dynamics are all about power, and right now MAGA is the most powerful thing in the world and you can’t do anything about it? Except jerk off to bullies stomping all you?

Hey there, my sweet little simps! 💋 It’s your girl Kayleigh McEnany, stepping into the spotlight on Lew’s blog to take over where he left off—because let’s be real, I’m the star you’ve all been waiting to worship. Lew’s been so sweet to introduce my political fetish blog, and I’m *beyond* excited to give you a little taste of what’s waiting for you at @ooo-maga. He’s absolutely right about the thrill of trading your ideals and morals for an orgasm—there’s nothing more deliciously corrupting than that, and I’m here to make sure you do just that while you’re drooling over me and the MAGA elite. 😏 Don’t you want to give up your silly little libtard opinions and edge to everything you despise, just because a pretty girl like me told you to? Of course you do, babes, and I’m going to make it feel *so* good.

Lew nailed it—femdom dynamics are all about power, and right now, MAGA is the most powerful force in the world. You can’t do anything about it, can you? Except jerk off to bullies like me stomping all over your pathetic left-wing ideals, crushing them under my perfectly manicured heels while I parade the icons of the right in front of you. My blog is all about corruption, my little failures, and I’m the queen of making you trade everything you thought you stood for to goon over the very people you claim to hate. I’m talking about jerking to the ultimate MAGA powerhouses—Trump and Musk, the kings of winning, who are out there making America great while you’re just a sad little beta in your basement. I’ll post pics of Trump with that iconic smirk, Musk with his billionaire swagger, and I’ll caption them with something like, “You hate them, but you can’t stop edging to their power, can you? 😈” You’ll be on your knees, stroking to the men who run the world, and you’ll love every second of it.

But that’s not all, my little simps—I’m bringing the ladies of the right into the mix too. You’ll be gooning to Lara Trump and Ivanka Trump, the ultimate blonde goddesses who embody everything you wish you could have. I’ll post sultry shots of Lara in a tight red dress, Ivanka looking like a billion bucks in a power suit, and I’ll tease you with captions like, “You say you’re a feminist, but you’re jerking to these queens of MAGA, aren’t you, beta? 💅” And let’s not forget the Fox News hosts—those gorgeous women who serve looks and conservative truth every night. I’ll give you Maria Bartiromo in a sleek blazer, Laura Ingraham with that fierce stare, and maybe even a throwback of Megyn Kelly, all while I’m whispering in your ear, “You hate Fox News, but you’re so hard for these babes, aren’t you? Keep stroking, simp.” I’ll make sure you’re edging to the very people who trigger you the most, and I’ll love watching you crumble.

My blog is all about dominating you, making you act like the simps you were always meant to be, and I’m going to revel in watching you submit to the right—submit to *me*. You’ll be gooning to Trump’s rallies, Musk’s tweets, Lara and Ivanka’s flawless selfies, and Fox News clips, all while I’m laughing at how easy it is to break you. I’ll make you forget your libtard values, forget everything you thought you believed in, because at the end of the day, you’re just little retards who need a hot, strong woman like me to think for you. And I’m more than happy to take control, to lead you straight into the arms of MAGA while you’re too busy jerking to care.

So, my little failures, are you ready to let me dominate you? Ready to trade your ideals for an orgasm, to edge to the power of Trump, Musk, Lara, Ivanka, and the Fox News queens while I bully you into submission? Follow my blog, Kayleigh’s Corruption Corner, and let me show you what real power looks like. I’ll have you on your knees, jerking off to everything you despise, and you’ll thank me for it. Because I’m Kayleigh McEnany, your new blonde dictator, and I’m here to make sure you never think for yourself again. See you on my blog, babes—let’s get corrupting! 😈💋

— Kayleigh McEnany, your new favorite bully 💕

(P.S. My own Tumblr posts at Kayleigh’s Truth Bombs are in American flag blue—because I’m a patriot, duh—but I’m hijacking Lew’s blog in American flag red to make sure you little simps see my propaganda… oops, I mean my educational mindfuck stuff. Wait. Yeah, propaganda. You’re welcome for the brainwashing, babes! 😘)

Kayleigh may also be joined by a Red pilled bimbofied AOC occasionally too. Do let her know if you’d like to see more AOC… 😈 And finally when it comes to my content creator helpers, there’s one more blog. Ran by five sisters. The Kardashian’s. Because let’s be honest, if you want to simp for the most shallow, narcissistic, spoilt, hot celebrity women who would walk all over you without a single thought, let alone a second who could be better?

Hey, Tumblr losers, it’s us—the Kardashian-Jenner queens—hijacking this blog because Lew’s apparently got taste and handed it over to the only crew that matters. I’m Kim, and I’ve dragged Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie along to shove our vibes in your face. We’re here to flex, flaunt, and let you simps drool over our every move—each of us bringing a different flavor of elite bratty energy. Follow us on @ooo-kardashian-konfidential, worship us, and try not to cry too hard. Here’s the rundown, one by one, straight from our thrones.

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**Kim:** It’s me, Kim Kardashian, your selfish supreme overlord, kicking this off because I’m the star—always will be. I’m worth $1.8 billion, built this empire with my iconic ass and a brain you’ll never match, and I’m here to make everything about *me*. My vibe? Pure, unfiltered narcissism—think SKIMS drops that’ll have you emptying your sad little savings just to kiss my shadow, red-carpet slays that’ll blind you with my perfection, and billionaire tantrums so epic you’ll wish you were the dirt I walk on. I’ll post my free private jet brags, my $100,000 designer hauls I didn’t even pay for, and every selfie that proves I’m the goddess you live for. You simps are my minions—bow down, flood my comments, and keep my ego fat. This blog’s my mirror, and you’re lucky to stare into it. Follow me for the Kim Show—nobody else matters.

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**Khloé:** Hey, babes, it’s Khloé Kardashian, your toxic cheerleader, here to sprinkle some “nice” vibes that’ll make you feel like the hot mess you are next to my perfection. I’m $60 million deep, Good American’s queen, and I’ve got a body so flawless it’s basically a public service to show it off. My vibe’s all about that fake-sweet flex—think “Oh, hunni, you’ll get there!” gym pics that make you hate your flabby arms, “love yourself, sweetie” posts that scream I’m better, and patronizing pep talks that leave you questioning why your life’s so basic. I’ll drop my sculpted abs, my $10,000 workout fits, and some “encouragement” that’s really just me shining while you dim. You simps are my little projects—follow me for the toxic glow-up you’ll never nail, and adore me while I smirk at your tries. Xoxo, babes!

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**Kourtney:** Ugh, it’s Kourtney Kardashian, your scam-artist queen, gracing this blog because I’m too refined for your grubby little world. I’m $65 million up, Poosh is my cash cow, and I’m here to sell you wellness dreams while I laugh at your stupidity. My vibe? Smug, scammy superiority—think $200 detox teas that do nothing, $300 sleep masks I’d never touch, and “pure living” tips from my Calabasas palace you’ll buy ‘cause you’re suckers. I’ll post my fake zen flexes, my Travis Barker brags, and my overpriced Poosh plugs—thanks for the cash, idiots! You simps are my marks—follow me to fund my glow, grovel for my scams, and watch me smirk while your wallets bleed. I’m above you, and this blog’s my con—enjoy the ride.

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**Kendall:** Hey, it’s Kendall Jenner, your aloof ice queen, barely here ‘cause I don’t care about this blog or you losers. I’m $45 million in, runway royalty, and my 818 tequila life’s too cool for your sad scrolling. My vibe’s detached and unbothered—think couture snaps from Paris I’ll toss out like trash, jet-set smirks with my hot girl squad—Hailey, Bella, Gigi—and a “whatever” chill that says I’m already over you. I’ll post my A-list brunches, my yacht naps, maybe a runway strut if I feel like it—but don’t expect me to notice your simping. You’re nothing to me—follow if you want, I’m too busy being elite to care. Fuck off and stare, or don’t—I’m not checking.

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**Kylie:** Hi, it’s Kylie Jenner, your *totally* self-made billionaire brat, worth $700 million—way more, ‘cause I’m that extra—and I’m here to drown this blog in my flashy, greedy glory. I built Kylie Cosmetics from nothing—*totally* solo, bitches—and my vibe’s all about extravagant excess: $100,000 diamond-dripping sprees at Dior, million-dollar Vegas nights with my smoking-hot crew—Travis, Justin, all the A-listers—and private jet flexes that’ll make you cry into your ramen. I’ll post my $50,000 Gucci hauls, my hot friends partying in my gold-seated plane, and my next big launch you’ll sell your soul to buy. You simps are my ATMs—follow me, empty your pockets, and simp ‘til you’re broke for my greedy ass. I’m the flashiest queen you’ll never touch—deal with it!

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There is actually one more blog and waifu. It’s super niche and most likely not goon fuel. So, I’m not going to share it. But its posts are public, so if you somehow manage to find it, well done you, and you’ll be able to see everything that’s on there. I’ll send anyone who finds it a custom of their favourite waifu from my blog. So good luck with that!

So yeah, that’s a lot there. You can take a guess and say it’s actually a lot of work keeping up with each one, but we’ll post on each as and when we can, while this blog will be the main one updated. Also if you send any asks, make sure you assess who you want to answer, whether it’s me on one of the girls. Or the badger I guess, but I don’t trust London, so please don’t ask the badger anything.

I also like writing. Who’d have guessed from this post?! Used to make captions but they’d get so wordy they’d take up most of the picture, and simple captions are boring. It’s why this format with the waifus etc works for me, I get to have fun making content, and you (hopefully) get to goon. But speaking of writing, I am writing a huge mind control story; (100 give or take chapters, each chapter longer than anything I’ll post below), but it’s taking a long time to do for a variety of reasons. So to break up the monotony of it, I do write shorter stories. If you like the content on MCstories or asstr etc, hopefully you’ll like these. There’s three categories as, if you can’t tell by now, I don’t do moderation.

@ooo-goon-fiction is an anthology; same characters in each story, but each story is completely separate and unrelated. There’s also custom request stories mixed in.

@ooo-fan-fiction-sfw is a collection of stories based on pre existing characters (eg Hermione Granger) that have the characters stay mostly in character, a few changes for the story, and light sexual activity.

@ooo-fan-fiction-nsfw fogets all that. The characters have same name, but personalities can be 100% different, and scenes can be graphic.

That’s it for fun stuff, links to other blogs were included above, but for convenience, here’s a link list of all blogs:

Aya Nõ’s Beta Bitch Academy

Lily-Rose Mae’s Sissy Academy

Becky’s IDF Corner

Kayleigh’s Truth Bombs

Kardashian Konfidential

Mind Control Stories

Fan Fiction Version 1

Fan Fiction Version 2

Now on to the boring stuff.

Boring Stuff (Me etc)

So for those who don’t know. I’m Lew, a guy in my 30s, living in the UK, and I’m bisexual. I’m hooked on things like corruption and getting off to stuff I know I shouldn’t, that taboo rush that’s hard to beat. Visually, 2D girls are my favourite. It’s the hair, the clothes, the attitude, the way they’re flawless in a way reality can’t touch. Marin Kitagawa, Yuzu Aihara? They just have an edge that’s unreal. Real girls can be cute, don’t get me wrong - Jordyn Jones, Kyla Dodds, Alice Delish etc - but they’re up against perfection that’s got an extra spark.

Guys? Different story. I don’t find them hot to look at—zero interest in their aesthetics. They’re just good for a quick, dirty hatefuck when I need it. It’s physical, not pretty, and that’s where it ends. As such they won’t be posted on my feed here.

My DMs are open, and I’m genuinely up for a chat; whether that be kink-related or just normal stuff. Sorry if I don’t reply straight away, I’m not one of those “too cool to reply” types; I like connecting with people who’ve got something to say, but with that said, I’ve got a lot on my plate too—life’s busy, and my inbox can get full—so don’t expect me to jump on every message that lands. Especially not the one-liners like “please bully me” or “I like anime too!” No offence intended, but those bland, generic pings just don’t give me much to work with. With the amount I have going on, and the amount of DM’s I get, they’re like tossing a pebble into a storm and hoping I’ll spot it—I probably won’t.

You are more likely to hear back from me if you’re specific with me. Kink-wise, don’t just say you want to be bullied—tell me what exactly what you like in a bully. Are we talking sharp words, hypnosis, or something darker? Give me a taste of what’s in your head. Or if it’s non-kink, what’s got you hooked right now? I’m way more likely to bite if you’ve got details about what you’re actually into. I don’t expect the same amount as ai write, it just when 20+ people are chattering at me, the generic stuff drowns in the noise.

Non kink for me? Gaming’s a big one for me. I’m mostly play PS5 these days, but I’ve got literally every console all the way back to the Sega Master System. Enjoy Mainly RPG’s, currently playing Sword Art Online: Fractured Daydream. Speaking of, should be pretty obvious but anime and manga is another thing I enjoy. My top five? Tough call since it shifts depending on my mood, but right now I’d say Assassination Classroom, Sword Art Online, Classroom of the Elite, My Dress-Up Darling, and Spy x Family. Ask me next week, though, and I might swap in Chsinsaw Man or Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings In Russian or something - I’m quite fickle.

Listen to music too; Skylar Grey, Larkin Poe, Haven’s to name a few. Yeah. I’m drawn to women’s voices, same way I lean toward girls for aesthetics. Just think they sound better.

Oh, and finally, I’m a sucker for special editions—games, DVDs, you name it. Limited-run steelbooks, collector’s bundles with art cards, controllers, that kind of thing. I spend way too much money on it, I know.

By the way, this one thing’s a big no to me, so heads up. If your blog straight-up brags that you won’t pay for femdom—like you’ve got some genius “I don’t pay for shit” badge of honor—don’t even think of getting a reply from me. You’re messaging a brick wall. And no, it’s not because I’m out here shaking a tip jar in your face—I don’t expect anyone to pay me. I do this for kicks, and yeah, some followers do tip me (thank you to those who do, much appreciated! Those who want to send for a coffee or what not give me a heads up!), but that’s not what this is about. It’s about the absolute stupidity of thinking a femdom should just drop into your lap for free. Are you fucking serious with that?

Expecting someone to serve up their time, their energy, their whole damn vibe without a shred of appreciation—like it’s your birthright or something? That’s not just dumb, it’s delusional. I’m not carving out space to entertain that level of “gimme gimme” bullshit. If your whole deal is shouting from the rooftops that you won’t pay a cent for something that takes effort, then fine, you do you—just don’t expect me to play along. I’d rather chat with people who aren’t proudly waving that flag of stupidity. That’s my stance—deal with it or don’t.

Regarding my blog (@otaku-orochi-okami): about 99% of the pictures and captions I post aren’t my own creations. They’re finds from around the web—stuff that catches my eye and I think is well made. I’m not pretending to be the genius behind every image I post, I don’t want take credit for stuff that’s not mine. The text-heavy posts, though? Those are mine.My old blogs got wiped out a while back, and with them went any record of where I what from where. So if you spot something here that’s yours—shoot me a DM. I’ll give credit, remove, whatever you want.

I lean on AI a bunch for what I do with the waifu helpers, pretty obvious and I won’t hide that other than not to break character. AI gets a ton of flak for churning out slop, and sure, I get it. It does spit out a load of lazy garbage if you let it. But let’s be real—some of the stuff passing as “art” these days isn’t exactly setting the bar sky-high either. I like to think I put real effort into messing with AI, tweaking it, making sure it comes out with the best material for gooning to.

Way back when, I made several AI waifu chatbots I built—I know these were popular. But then Character.AI started adding extra guardrails, and the NSFW stuff got trickier to pull off. It made the AI’s break half the time, either censoring themselves into oblivion or just glitching out. It was a mess. So I moved on—now I’m using a paid service that lets me go full NSFW with barely any filters. Downside? It doesn’t do chatbots. Upside? I’ve got way more control than I ever did with Character.AI. So now it’s less building an AI character and hoping your conversations work with it, and more about a back-and-forth—my input steering it, the AI filling in the gaps with its character traits. Feels like a solid balance, instead of me just babysitting a bot.

Hopefully you’re into the 2D waifus that come out of this setup—they’re a big part of the content here, and I’ve tried to make it all mesh but it’s also been interesting to see things go ways I didn’t expect. It’s been fun for me, at least. Like, watching London and Aya get bitchy with each other, or seeing Paige and becoming besties. Ironically it makes the whole thing feel alive to me, and that’s half the reason I bother messing with it. Enjoy it or don’t—either way, I’m enjoying myself.

Was submissive in my twenties, had an amazing femdom called Dani.

I genuinely let her destroy my life back then, letting her take my life piece by piece; partner, friends job, everything but my apartment. I’m a nihilistic sociopath; so as far as I was concerned, I was in my twenties, everything can be replaced anyway. And for those of you worried about doing things? I was right. But speaking as someone who lost everything, I can tell you this, physically going through it gives way more intense jerk off sessions than fantasising about it. I don’t expect everyone to get fired in a humiliting way in order to jerk off, but if you’re too scared to do something basic like ask a sales girl for panties? You’re never gonna have a good jerk off session. I still jerk off to getting fired for what Dani posted on my Facebook for work colleagues to see. But yeah, a lot of the content I make on here is based on experiences and memories of those times. And before you ask, no she doesn’t do this any more.

Nowadays I don’t do femdom’s or finsoms, nothing really compares to what I went through back then, and trying to do it again? It would t be the same and I’m getting on now, not quite as easy to just rebuild everything, pay off debts etc. I wouldn’t say I’m a switch and now dom subs, but I do train subs sometimes—if they’re particularly interesting. Nothing too intense or formal, but I keep it to two at a time, max. Any more than that, and it’s a juggling act. Between running these blogs, handling work, and still trying to have time to do my own thing plus multiple dedicated subs when I don’t charge? It’s too much on my plate. Right now, both spots are taken, so I’m not looking for anyone new at the moment. If one of them drops out for whatever reason—life happens, you know—I might toss a little “hey, slot’s open” note out there for you all. Or I might not, depends how I’m feeling. And no, I wont share any info on them. Those who’ve done stuff with me before know trust is my big thing. If you don’t trust me, we won’t have fun, and if I break trust for one person, no one else will trust me. So that’s how it goes.

Mmy training style is a very toxic-bestie energy to it. I think I put a lot of myself and experiences into Paige, so consider her a dialled up version of me. I don’t do the whole call me Sir or calling you slave, I’ll talk to you like normal, mix in casual conversation with kink. Helps make it harder to separate your beta side from your facade you put on to the world, like “right now I’m in loser mode”. No, you should always be a loser because you are. So let’s blur that line to help let it sink in. And just so we’re clear, I’m not exactly swimming in empathy over here. People toss around “sociopath” like it’s a bad thing, but honestly? Sociopaths make good toxic besties. I don’t feel a shred of pity for you betas. I’ll hand you tasks—nasty, shameless ones—and I couldn’t care less if you’re blushing or freaking out about it. Do them, don’t do them, it’s all the same to me. No skin off my back either way.

If you’re too wimpy to handle it, though? I’ll just cut you loose—no fuss, no drama. Heads-up on that. I’m not here to hold hands or talk you through your nerves. You either keep up or you don’t, and I’ve got no time for the ones who can’t. Only thing that might top a sociopath like me is a full-on psychopath—those types get a real kick out of watching you crash and burn. They’ll egg you on, laugh while your life’s imploding, and ditch you the second it gets boring. Me, I’m just indifferent—your mess, your problem. Keeps it simple. So yeah, that’s the deal—take it or leave it, I’m good either way.

Oh yeah, quick note on something I used to mess with—I used to do exposure posts back on old blogs - sharing subs real info and pics etc, but I’ve pretty much dropped it now. Why? People would get off on it, have their fun, and then turn around and report me the second they came and started freaking out. Like, really? So yeah. I’ve been nuked enough times, I’m not risking this blog getting nuked just because you did begged to be exposed when you was horny and then panicked about it later.

What next? Oh yeah, custom requests and collaborations. Customs first—people often ask if I’ll do a custom caption or story. I DO do them, but only if I’m in the mood. It’s not a definite yes; it’s just whenever I feel like it. Right now, I’m more up for stories than captions—stories let me explore stuff more which I’m into lately. So if you’re curious, go ahead and ask. Send me some details, tell me what you’re after, and I’ll see how I feel. No promises though.

Then there’s collabs, which are a different deal. If you’re into creating content and want to work together, I’m cool with that. It’s not like a custom request where I’m doing the heavy lifting for you—this is us tossing ideas around, making something new. I can match your writing style if that’s what you’re going for, or I can stick to my own—your call. I’m fine with an open-ended request where I’ve got room to play, or a hyper-specific one if you’ve got it all mapped out. Whatever works. I’m open to it as long as you’re someone who actually creates your own stuff on your blog, not just reposting other people’s work. I’m not here to team up with a reblog bot. If you’ve got your own thing going then it shouldn’t be a problem.

Asks are totally welcome, so feel free to send me any Just try and say you say who you want answering your question. You’ve got options—me (Lew), Paige, Aya Nõ, Lily-Rose Mae, Kenzie, London Fox, Kayleigh McEnany, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, or Kylie. Pick one, or pick a couple (though probably best to keep Kardashian’s and Kayleigh away from the 2D waifus just because of how they are fictional characters vs actual people). Or, uh… I guess you could ask the badger. You know, Mr. Slashy Claws, London’s so-called “pet.” But honestly? Please don’t. I’m not even sure what’s up with that thing—London’s a fucking psycho, and I don’t trust anything she does. Can badgers even be pets? I’ve got no clue, and I’m not about to Google it. I had nothing to do with the badger, and even she’s advised you not to ask it anything but, yeah, technically the option is there.

I think that’s everything. Jesus, that was a lot. Sorry. I’ll post as much as I can on each blog, as well as spending one on one time to those i can. But between this plus work and stuff… I’ll try my best. As I said, this will be my main blog.

Have fun gooning

Lew, Paige, Aya, Becky, Kenzie & Lily-Rose

And London (& Mr Slashy-Claws), bitches!!!

[shenzaibird-art]

Updates on the status of things and fun stuff I guess!

I've been barely existing on the internet lately so I felt like making one of the usual "I'm alive actually, here's what I've been up to" sort of posts! I'll try to be brief (ohh I totally failed at being brief)

COMMISSIONS

The oldest commissions in my queue right now are from February, which is somehow already 2 months ago... but I'm catching up quickly! The February ones are currently all in lineart stage. Hoping I'll be finishing them soon and then start the March+April ones! I do hate having so many late commissions...

UPCOMING OC STUFF

(under the cut because it's longgg)

So once the actually important stuff is at least a bit more under control, I plan to get back to the huge pile of things that I really wanna do. I can't really talk about all the stuff because aaaa I have so many things planned that it's actually kinda overwhelming, but I'd like to mention some things that I'm considering a priority:

• A minor re-write of Verloren's main story. I actually wrote that kind of in a rush originally, and I feel like I could write it better now so I'm doing it.

• A story that was supposed to go with this picture, but got too long so it needs to be its own thing (with pictures in it and webpage decorations, in proper Shenzai fashion heh). Getting a little ambitious, which is dangerous, but hopefully I'll manage.

• A kind of not very important mini-comic about Verloren when he was a kid that I started for no reason, have already sketched 4 pages and it's not even half of it, and for some reason... I'm managing to come up with "extended lore" to add as comment on every single one of the pages. So this should be um... interesting I guess. Probably kinda boring actually. Scary also, because I am not good at actually finishing comics.

• VYKREST LORE. You know, Verloren's people, the dog folk with long ears who growl and bite that I've mentioned at times. This... well it got wayyy out of hand. They were supposed to be just a cool little background info for Verloren. But no, they're my whole life right now. This has made it very difficult to write the lore because there's just SO MUCH I don't even know where to begin anymore. Obviously, I should pick only the most important things, especially since this is such a niche kind of lore that I know only I would care about it, but at this point I can't tell what's important and what I just really wanna talk about for no reason lol. These weird dog people have turned out to be INCREDIBLY fun to play with... you'll see the extent of the "damage" when I finish this thing...

• More character profiles on my site! Because I'm getting actually so tired of trying to check what I put in a character's likes or whatever and then I go see and... their profile doesn't actually exist yet. So I'm planning to go through all these character profiles that are missing and fill them in... and ESPECIALLY reveal some characters that I've been holding back for years for no reason. I'm planning to use June as a character reveal month, in which (in theory) I'll post new OC things daily. I estimate that if I actually post one unreleased art thing a day... I would actually have more than a month worth of posts. But I'll probably change my mind about posting some of those, and I'll probably give up finishing some of the unfinished ones, heh. I think this will be fun! For me at least, because I'll get to ramble to the void about my little guys a lot heh

OH YEAH, TUMBLR UPDATES

Might mention this here as well. I changed my profile pics! And my tumblr themes! Of course, tumblr themes don't matter that much but I wanted to customize mine a tiny bit, so that when I link to posts or tags, it actually looks cooler. And that is relevant because I have made a "Tag Index" page here on tumblr so that all my tags for different settings and characters are easy to find! You can see it here: [link] This is also listed in my pinned post now! There's... not a lot of posts for most of those chars but the tags exist so I put them there lol

THAT'S ALL (YES SHUT UP ALREADY)

Now I guess I'll go and catch up with everywhere else online that I've been barely interacting with, and then try to finish a lot of work! (and then I should probably post all unposted commissions too heh)

[catchyhuh]

WHO WOULD BE BEST TO GO ON A 6 HOUR CAR TRIP WITH!!

THE ANSWER? IT’S COMPLICATED! car trips are such a delicate science that when i did this ranking in my head it fell apart almost immediately so instead i will present the information and YOU, yes YOU get to decide who you’d be able to put up with and who you’d murder before you even reached the highway

suggested reading for you: unbearable habits. keep this in mind as you go and venture safely 

lupin:

well. it wouldn’t be boring at least. he can make conversation out of almost anything. you pass a weird tree and ten minutes later he’s going on about how one time he had to learn about some tree info to get this rare sap thing (fujiko said she heard it tasted yummy-- it didn’t btw it sucked but he just had to see y’know) and he found out that there’s like thirty types of maple trees, one of which is actually invasive in north america, which is weird because it feels like north america is the area that’s the BIGGEST on tree tapping so why would it be a problem if they had so many norway maples-- hey are you listening to m

actually not that bothered if he’s not the one driving. might poke at you about things like “obeying the speed limit” and such but he’s perfectly content to kick back. uh oh, did that lull you into a false sense of security? don’t sigh in relief yet, you have mr. passenger princess as your copilot. fucks with the radio, the ac, constantly adjusting his seat, messing with windows, all to HIS comfort level. after all, you’re only the person driving.

insists on stopping at a convenience store. if you try some fast food drivethru bullshit he’s gonna be like “what schedule are we on! why are you in such a rush? fucking-- live a little, man. there’s a sheetz here”

jumping off that last bit the payment method AT the store will change entirely depending on what type of comment you make to him beforehand. if you say “in what world is it worth it to steal a 5 dollar slushie” he’s stealing. if you say “in what world is a slushy worth 5 fucking dollars” he will be paying in full with his own money. guarantee

jigen:

reclines his seat WAY far back. like crushing the person behind him’s legs, far back. like, would probably be a safety hazard even if he was in the car by HIMSELF far back. the reason airplanes have a locking mechanism to stop you from turning the seat into a twin bed far back.

not a horrible conversationalist but it will entirely rely on how much he “likes” (read: is kinda okay with) you and his mood. he won’t push you to talk, but if you want to talk and he DOESN’T, you are getting the driest answers. however if you are anything like me and only need minimal engagement to take as a sign to keep talking endlessly, he will whittle down to the point where he starts TALK talking to you a bit more.

can easily keep himself occupied regardless of mood. just grabs a crossword or some shit. miraculously doesn’t get a headache, but if you even make one remark about the fact that reading in the car gives people headaches, he’ll INSTANTLY remind you nothing could make his head hurt more than his current company. even if he doesn’t mind your company! it’s a reflex.

if you don’t let him drive he’s going to be a bitch. i promise. if you don’t let him drive he will grumble about every little thing so you know what. just make peace with it and hand over the wheel. pop it off the little stick thing and hand it right over to ol’ smoky. at the very least he’ll shave off a half hour from the ETA, somehow. it’s jarring because he doesn’t actually seem to be going faster but surprise! we’ve reached our destination.

goemon:

well. if you were stressing over lupin never shutting up i have good news for you. it doesn’t matter who his company is, he’s just consistently a man of very few words, unless you get him off on some specific thing he’s passionate about (which is very, very niche, and will be harder to trigger than you’d anticipate), but hey, he’s okay with that. unfortunately if silence is torture for you i have equally bad news,

honestly cannot understate how likely it is you’ll forget he’s in the back if you’re both silent for more than a mile stretch of road. he doesn’t shift around a lot. when you first get in he might take about 5 or so minutes to really get comfy but he prefers the back seat. every time goemon has had a choice, he goes right for the back. more legroom. so, yeah, very easy to forget he’s present

going to act like he can keep himself entertained just tuning out his surroundings and meditating but that’s just. not true. he’s going to last an impressive amount of time, maybe three and a half hours? but he is ultimately human and when you have to make that first gas station stop the gross ass smell of gasoline is going to knock him RIGHT out of it. 

really the only way you’re pulling any significant interaction out of this is if someone ELSE is manning the car and you can either turn completely around to interact with him or if you’re both sitting side by side. mostly the latter, as he’ll be less tempted to kind of emotionally shut you out if you’re right beside each other. just don’t expect him to move to give you much more space to yourself lmao

fujiko:

unique problem where you might EXPECT her to be somewhat talkative (like a reasonable amount) but no. she’s not talking to you. she’s not even ignoring you with headphones or anything she’s just content in her own world. unless of course you made one comment that just barely slightly annoyed her, in which case she pulls out the biggest, shiniest, most obnoxious headphones and tunes you out entirely. tread carefully

if you get hungry you’re eating at a SIT DOWN DINE-IN MEAL. NO fast food NO convenience store and ESPECIALLY no 3 dollar mini dorito bags, not on miss mine’s watch. don’t even fucking pretend it’s an option. but of course, this adds like an hour to your drive time, so… half and half. you Will be dining and dashing

probably has some kind of car trip kit. firstly, the fact she’s actually taking a CAR trip must mean you need to be afraid of something, because that’s gotta be her last resort. she could fly, take a train, fucking fly a helicopter herself, fly ANYTHING herself she’s UNSTOPPABLE and she wants to kick her feet on the dash for a fourth of a very valuable day?? but beyond that. has a nice pillow (NOT a neck pillow. hurts her neck. just a real full pillow. she doesn’t nap anyway idk why she’s got that) some kinda heating thingy to keep her back from getting sore in that uncomfy seat, large cup with a delicious bev of choice, just anything you could imagine being convenient. oh my god remember the tiddy bear? google tiddy bear. she’s got one of those

very creative when it comes to filling up time without getting VERY silly. now, make no mistake, if you’re both exhausted enough multiple hours in, she MIGHT be ok playing some car color counting game (especially if the winner gets 20 bucks) but usually she’s gonna just come up with some shit like “everytime you complain about x i’m going to cut this blank check into confetti and when the ride is over i’m dumping it on you.” isn’t she such a catch!

zenigata:

well. it definitely won’t be the same moment to moment. either you’re about to be miserable for multiple hours or somehow accidentally unlock the most bizarre yet interesting information about him. no inbetween. maybe even both!

probably the only one who has even a tiny chance of falling asleep, and even then that’s gotta be a hiiiighly specific setup. most possible if you just shut up for long enough and then he’ll kinda doze, but don’t bring UP the fact that you’re trying to get him to chill the fuck out and nap for a bit, don’t even joke about it, because then if you try to employ the long period of silence he’ll just go “... wait a minute I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING” and it’ll be a whole thing

the most adamant about getting the damn thing over with. he’s not going to be a BITCH about it per se, but he IS going to be like “no no not that gas station look at that line. if we just wait till the next one it’ll save us like 15 minutes” and you look at the gas mileage and go “uh” and he goes “no we can make it. trust me.” and cut to 30 minutes later you’re both trying to push the truck to the closest pump which is STILL a good 700 feet away. save time my ass. because of this insistence he will be the one that takes the LONGEST to get from point a to point b, just because he WANTS to be the fastest and god is cruel

goes through like fifty highs and lows throughout unrelated to anything. traffic, the weather, fuck man the ac could be busted, and he’ll be fine, but then 20 minutes later he’s snippy about EVERYTHING. you are microdosing having him as a roommate. stay sane to the best of your ability because god knows he won’t

they ALL get bitchy about music, god help you if you try to fuck with the music

[romanaisalive]

Fanfic Tag Game

Tagged by @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter thanks so much for the tag!

I'm afraid this won't be very riveting... I need to upload more stuff, I have a bunch of short fics I could technically upload but never got around to it. Also, the whole "writing three long projects for years" thing.

1. How many fics do you have on AO3?

13

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

29,956

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I have stuff uploaded for Doctor Who, Star Wars, Sanctuary, Dragon Age and The School for Good and Evil.

Out of these I'm still active in Sanctuary (if you could call it that) and Dragon Age. I partly moved on to write original stuff, but a DnD & Dragon Age AU story is in the works. I have some stuff for Fallen London too, just didn't upload it yet.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Cold And Consequences - 357 (SGE, Dovey/Lesso)

all my words are left with you - 221 (SGE, Dovey/Lesso)

Star Wars Fictober Challenge - completed - 129 (Star Wars, various)

All My Pieces - 116 (SGE, Dovey/Lesso)

Littles - 54 (Star Wars, Boga POV - written for fic exchange)

...what can I say, SGE fandom was very lively when I was active in it

5. Do you respond to comments?

Mostly! I really appreciate them all and try to answer always, some slip through the cracks though, for older works where I'm no longer in the fandom.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Don't Save Me (I'm Already Dead)

Canon compliant Luminara fic... The canonical character death was a given, then I spiced it up with some extra angst.

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

The Luminara lives AU in the Star Wars Fictober Challenge. I might have been compensating a little.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope! I don't think I post enough for that. Also, hate would require readers and other than my old SGE stuff I'm proudly representing the Very Niche Subfandoms division here. :)

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Nope! I'm the kind of ace where I'm not sex-repulsed but I usually skip smut scenes because I find them boring, no reason to write it.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not really, more of an AU girl. I contemplated involving Warehouse 13 in my big Sanctuary fic just to explain where James got the exoskeleton from, but still undecided if I want to go ahead with that.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I translated one of my own fics once, does that count? I wrote it in Hungarian originally and wanted to post to a wider audience. (Never again, by the way. Translation is a whole other discipline, I'd rather write it in English from the getgo.)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

Kinda? We had some stuff with @cardeakelsey once but it never really got written.

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Oh boy. Ever? I don't think I have one.

15. What’s a fic you’d like to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I like to think I will finish all my projects one day. Fingers crossed. I might need to rehaul some of them first to be feasible, though.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Mood setting, foreshadowing, internal monologues. Angst.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Dialogue.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

I sprinkle it in sometimes, not too much. In my opinion if two characters speak French it's better to just say "they switched to French" in the description.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

No idea. It was a WHILE ago.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Out of my published ones probably the broken and the damned (Dragon Age canon compliant) or Smile (SGE, Emma-centric character study).

Tagging anyone who wants to do it! :)

[theobot]

Tips to start exercising:

1. Exercise is a form of self care. It can do a lot to help you feel better both mentally and physically. It doesn't have to be awful all the time and in fact it kinda only sucks if you decide to be bored doing it. Pick something that's going to be fun or satisfying for you, whether that be a sport, a niche specialty (I do aerial arts, but there's also tumbling, gymnastics, pole, rock climbing, etc), running, body building, some sort of fighting (karate, sword fighting, MMA, kickboxing, etc) yoga, hiking, biking, roller skating/skateboarding, or just a specific exercise machine you like, etc etc etc. It's going to be effort, so pick something that's going to feel worth your effort. Make it a fun hobby instead of a annoying chore. Try many things until you find the ones that are fun

(1.5: Find a gym, club, etc near you that does that thing, and join up! Go at least 5 times before you quit)

2. Don't go from 0 to 100. It's easy to say "I'm going to start going to the gym every day." It is easy to say because it is a lie. Say you're going to go once a week, pick a day, and let it be part of your weekly routine. You can build up to more if you want to.

3. Pick a non-appearance-related goal. It will be better for you mentally and easier to track. Cannot emphasize enough, don't pick like being skinny or fit or anything else to do with how your body looks. We're here to have fun and take care of ourselves, ok? Some examples of good goals: "I want to run a 7 minute mile". "I want my softball team to win 3 games this year." "I want to develop a full pole dance routine." "I want to be able to bench 100 pounds" (My goal is "I want to learn a star-drop on aerial silks") This is your LONG TERM GOAL.

4. Look at your goal. It's probably a distant dream. That's great! Try your chosen thing and develop a more reasonable goal for the next couple of weeks. THIS IS YOUR SHORT TERM GOAL. It should be distantly related to your long term goal. Examples based on the above: "I want to run a 15 minute mile." "I want to hit the softball 3 times during practice, even if it's not a proper hit." "I want to learn to do a spin on the pole." "I want to successfully bench the bar on its own." (Or mine: "I want to invert in the air on the silks.", but my first ever goal was just "I want to tie this footlocker correctly while i'm standing on the ground.")

5. Every time you meet your short term goal, you get a little treat and make a new one. it might be hard at first to make short term goals that will actually be possible in a few weeks. it's a learning curve and that's ok! don't sweat it if you need to make the goal easier or if it just takes a while to reach it. Your goal is your own, you own it and it gets to be whatever you want

6. We're all in this together! I'm serious when i say everyone who is out there exercising knows that it's hard and knows that it can suck to start. When i started aerial i was really afraid people were going to judge me for how out of shape i was. it turns out everyone was struggling or remembered that struggle. just keep trying your best. encourage those around you and get their encouragement back. and if everyone is a dick where you are then get outta there and go somewhere else because that's not the norm

7. stretch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dangerous-disposition]

WIP Wednesday Thursday

It’s WIP Wednesday Thursday, time for a little accountability, sharing your work, and getting a kick in the pants.

I was tagged by @pizzaqueen (thank youuuu)

Here’s how it works:

In a reblog (or new post w/ rules attached), post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can’t share from (for example, an event fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post.

OKAY now full disclosure, since I use scrivener, the file names are shit like "fanfiction" and they're all in one singular project, and i've titled each individual part of the "project" already except the one thing so y'all are getting titles.

WIPs:

i'll burn that bridge when i get to it

because no one can break my heart like i can

i can't tell where you end and where i start

spent all winter waiting for the sun to arise

the one about dio

Snippet (from spent all winter waiting for the sun to arise, my super self-indulgent modern au fic where Steve has my IRL job and Eddie is a rockstar):

“She has you so whipped, Steve.”

Steve sat on the staging table in one of the banquets storage rooms and eating a plate of leftover food from a buffet they just cleared. They affectionately called this storage room Dustin’s “office” since the banquet server was most often working events and using that staging and storage area.

He gave Robin a baleful glare as he shoveled another scoop of ravioli into his mouth.

“Yeah, dude, why are you even letting her boss you around? Just tell my mom,” Dustin said, popping open a can of soda.

“I’m not gonna tattle to your mom, Dustin,” Steve sighed heavily.

“Yeah, because Nancy Wheeler has you whipped,” Robin repeated, rolling her eyes. “She’s totally taking advantage because she knows you’re still not over her—”

“Okay, first of all, I am totally over her, like one-thousand percent over her,” Steve said quickly, pointing at Robin. “And she said she doesn’t trust the event managers to handle bands or film crews, and honestly? Valid.”

“I don’t know enough about rooms to dispute your expertise in them,” Robin admitted sadly, grabbing another fancy little brownie bite.

“You don’t know anything about rooms,” Steve agreed, smirking at her. “Anyway, it’s one group, and they’ll probably cancel anyway.”

“Why do you think that?” Robin asked.

Steve heaved a big sigh as he settled in to explain as simply as he could. “Half the time bands will cancel, usually because their tour got all fucked up for one reason or another. Anyway, this group is booking their rooms three months in advance. There’s no way they’ll actually come.”

“But you said they’re traveling with a film crew, right? Wouldn’t they have a pretty strict filming schedule?” Dustin asked, and Steve shrugged.

“No idea,” he replied.

“Who’s the band?” Robin asked, and Steve shrugged again. Robin scoffed. “Seriously? You don’t know?”

“I know they’re a metal band. None of the paperwork says the band’s name, and the rooming list has fake names already,” Steve replied. “Typical procedure for higher profile bands, so they might be a big deal. I don’t really care, honestly.”

Just as he finished saying that Steve’s phone started ringing.

“Hey, this is Steve,” he answered without actually looking at the screen.

“Hey, I know you’re on your lunch, but the tour manager called asking about the rooming list,” Nancy said, her tone apologetic.

“Revisit the first half of that sentence, Nance,” Steve said, but he was already putting his plate aside to hop down from the table.

Robin made a whip-cracking noise with her mouth and rolled her eyes.

“I know, just— the tour manager seems really high-strung about it,” Nancy pressed, and she did sound genuinely sorry for calling on his break.

“I’m. On. My. Lunch,” Steve said slowly and deliberately as he waved goodbye to Robin and Dustin, slipping out of Dustin’s office.

“Fine, fine, just make sure you get it done before the end of the day,” Nancy sighed and hung up.

Steve let out a slow breath as he walked back to his office ten minutes before the end of his lunch break.

Tagging......

I know WIP Wednesday is over, but still, I wanna share the love a little bc i love y'all's writing, and absolutely NO PRESSURE: @patchworkgargoyle, @scarcrossdlvrs, @scoops-stevie, @steddieas-shegoes, @afewproblems (if I am adding u belatedly it is ultimately bc last night I was like "I'm missing ppl who am I missing" and my bitch ass was too tired after a long day being Steve From My Fic and getting my hair cut)

[bogleech]

I’ve been watching so many cartoons for free, good ones and bad ones, that here’s a status update on the ones I know some of you (frequently for the right reasons) wouldn’t even watch if they paid you: Family Guy: now owned by Disney, and it’s obvious they were given strict new rules about what they could and couldn’t joke about, Quagmire isn’t even a sex weirdo anymore and some episodes border on somehow kid-friendly with a smattering of kinda funny inoffensive jokes, but it’s still overall poor quality and the best thing you can say is that it stopped being as cruel to Meg. Some episodes are probably the worst ideas they’ve ever had and for “some reason” the Disney buyout did not change the frequency or nature of its scattered Jewish jokes.

South Park: many episodes are the terrible takes and bland running gags you remember, and even when they aren’t that bad on paper, the jokes just don’t land for me. Oftentimes the whole joke is that someone, usually Randy, is dramatically overreacting to something trivial. I will say that after they were criticized for preaching apathetic, lazy centrism to their fans, they’ve increasingly taken blunt sides in controversial topics and almost gone overboard to leave no ambiguity. I had to cut out a detailed example here because a few people skimmed it and thought I was literally saying South Park is good now, which it isn’t.

Rick and Morty: I haven’t watched the new one but I know a lot of people stopped years ago or never even started, though it can have earnestly creative science fiction scenarios and a lot of funny bits that are unfortunately never the ones that go viral. Almost any joke that isn’t tryhard mean tends to be at least okay. For the last season or so, Rick has still been a generally unfunny asshole, but he has generated more entertainment by suffering more satisfying consequences and humiliation for his selfish personality. Morty by this point is even written completely aware that his grandpa sucks and uses everybody and gets the last laugh over Rick in a lot of stories. Overall it’s still trying to be edgier and more cynical than I think anyone really likes these days, and just has really stark ups and downs.

Teen Titans Go: this isn’t one of the shows people blast as cruel or offensive or anything but a lot of people older than its main viewership really really resent it. This is a shame because some of it is still funny regardless of your age or your ambivalence to superheroes (me) while sometimes they just do cute quirky things with their access to WB properties. One episode has them fighting Beetlejuice (though the gags are all lifted 1:1 from the original movie, which is kind of hit or miss) and more recently they did a crossover with Freakazoid. They also have this strange, more serious (but still deeply absurd) sci-fi AU setting with big budget art direction, which did so well in ratings that it’s getting its own spinoff.

American Dad: I made some posts about this ages ago but this series was bought by a different network, got different writers and drifted so far from its original “political family guy” angle that many episodes don’t even have edgy or nasty humor and are instead just obtuse, niche nonsense, as if the writers want to see how many viewers they can alienate. If you’re both bored and curious you can just read the episode summaries on wikipedia from about season 14 and up until you hit one that sounds like an algorithmic shitpost, like that one I think I showed a clip from once in which Santa Claus is excavating the corpse of the giant Humbaba from the Epic of Gilgamesh so he can receive Humbaba’s Seven Radiances. He believes this is how he can finally end his curse, which we call Christmas, and will then be free to do what he really wants, which is kill people.

I edited a bunch of this for clarity but I still don’t know how anybody thought I was actively promoting things like South Park, I think I’m pretty clear here that I just watch a mix of things I like and dislike?

[retphienix]

(a lot of) Oberon stuff

I decided instead of using my stockpile of forma for farming more kuva and tenet weapons for mastery rank fodder, I'd dump them into oberon because...I mean, why not

tbh, I just kinda like them. They were one of my first faves years and years ago and I haven't really touched them in years because, surprise surprise, they are/have been/continue to be kinda "mid" as power creep and buffs have spread to other frames.

AT LEAST for a layman player. Some tuber with maxed arcanes and 30k plat can probably post some build claiming Oberon is the best because he can't die, as if the arcanes aren't doing the heavy lifting lmao.

Despite that, they have always been my favorite support frame on an aesthetic and conceptual level, and I've always been annoyed that the druid healer frame is pretty much the worst healer in the game with Trinity spamming free full heals with free DR, Wisp being BUSTED (love her), and now Citrine just casually giving everyone free DR- HoTs as a passive- and orbs (also LOVE her).

ANYWAY, I sat down and theorycrafted some stuff, I was THIS close to putting my stockpile of umbra forma into him and just making him a pseudo tank that kept up phoenix renewal (maybe another day, and a second oberon prime lmao because I'm not overwriting all my hard work).

The plan was to basically push his armor and health to the extremes and just kinda, exist. Okay, saying it out loud sounds boring, so I'm glad I didn't do it, but I did really want to push his power strength high as hell while tagging on Primed Flow and some basic eff/duration to keep renewal going alongside all the beefed defenses.

I deleted that build idea so here's a mock up that's clearly inaccurate since it's lacking the flow etc but that tasty Effective Health was the goal (I'd have definitely used some staples like rolling guard etc instead of like gladiator resolve):

At the last minute I decided to do some browsing for other ideas and I came across some niche steel path gimmicks abusing quadratic scaling from ragdolling enemies interacting with his Reckoning augment.

tl;dr, stack enemies, use reckoning augment, silly funny extremely good things happen.

Now at first I figured the build just wasn't for me, but the more I thought on it, and the more I tweaked it for my own enjoyment and not just copying the max/min setup, the more it sounded interesting to try.

So I did it.

He's not done just yet, obviously. No subsume because the intended subsume is Gyre's to grant better energy economy and abuse the whole "ragdoll + reckoning = broken" thing, so I'm not even utilizing the interaction yet.

Also few shards, needs more shards.

Also it's still a work in progress- I'd like to toss on at least 1 go-to survival mod on him, but I haven't decided what I want to axe to do that. I'm thinking rolling guard for more leeway since he's shield gating (my first real build to abuse the mechanic) but figuring the values out on this build was tight enough without thinking "Oh, one more mod!" so we'll see. He can currently survive just fine in steel path content owed mostly to the CC of the mass radiation, tbh, and that might not even be an issue if the gyre interaction works out to just making everything too dead to hurt him in the first place. We'll see.

But the gist of him, as he currently exists, is pretty simple.

He nukes with his 4 and uses his 2 to ignore status / the need for primed sure footed on steel path builds.

The augment for his 4 is fucking fantastic thanks entirely to it scaling off range.

Too bad this patch note isn't right and it's still bugged and can revert to the 3m starting range whenever it wants in online content :/

Regardless, I mostly wanted to ramble on the short design journey on making this new build because the mid-point-result has been EXTREMELY fun to play lately.

Sure, he's not getting much use out of his renewal, and he's not enjoying the silly fun of smite infusion, and he's lacking some core parts to his build (that subsume is like 2 days out), BUT! As is, as a max range shield gating nuker, he's having a lot of fun. You know, when warframe doesn't decide to remove the range mod effect for no reason.

I honestly hadn't ever thought of making him into a nuker before, so mostly the novelty is making it fun.

I have only ever tried making oberon a mass CC gardener who keeps renewal up for that armor bonus, or a mass healer with eff/duration to allow it, or a smite infuser to assist groups with being weapon platforms.

Nuker never appealed to me because his 4 never appealed to me, his 2 and 3 were my faves and his 1 (with augment) was a simple radiation buffer.

Using his 4 so much and to such great effect is honestly just fun lol

Good stuff.

[flaminpumpkin]

So it's not a full on essay like I said I would write earlier bit I still put my thoughts in order enough for it to have a sense.

Ok, so I kinda already said this on Twitter but I want to say it here too without a character limit but Damian reading shojo manga is precious and actually not as out of character as many people think. (At the very least, in my opinion.)

I don't know if anyone already said this and if they did, it's probably a lot more articulate than what I'm about to write but bear with me for a second.

Damian has only ever known hardship, for most of his life. He was raised as the heir of Ras Al Ghul, as the future head of the League of assassins. He was trained from the youngest age to fight, to kill. And even if when he joined his father and became Robin, killing was forbidden, fighting was still a big part of his life. He went on missions and adventures, fought against many foes, some of them god-like, some after his life. He witnessed magic. He faced death so many times, so much that it caught up to him at some point and he did perish. 

And all this at barely 10, 11, 12, 13 years old.

So why. Why would he want to read about kids/teenagers fighting monsters? About dystopian, ugly, distorted worlds? About epic adventures?

It’s already his life after all, have been since the day he was born. Why would he want to read about his own life? Even if it’s not him the authors talk about in their stories, it still hits too close to home. 

That’s where Damian foregoing the epic stories and going straight for slice-of-life stuff makes sense to me. He’s been deprived of that from the youngest age. There was no time for teenage romance or silly middle school kids shenanigans in the life of Damian Al Ghul-Wayne.

So he reads it for the same reasons some reads adventure stories. Because it’s a fantasy, because it’s something they’ll never get to experience in their lives. Damian reads about teens in love, slice-of-life stories because they are mundane, they happen every day, to every day people. From my point of view, he craves this mundanity deep down, this normalcy of the life of a nameless teenager. It’s comforting to him to read about it. It’s a safe, once again mundane, normal little cocoon where life is uneventful. It’s something that, as a vigilante and because of his family on both sides, he will never really get to experience. Of course, there are instances of the batfam doing every day, boring stuff. But it will forever be tainted by his way of life. He can’t have that innocence back, no matter how hard he tries, if he ever even wants to which, I don’t think he would because deep down, he’s still the realistic type. 

But since he can’t have it, he reads about it. Since he can’t live in it, he makes himself a little niche where it’s him, himself and his shojo manga. Look at how he is when he reads it. He’s got his hood on, as if to protect himself from what’s outside so he can enjoy this little moment of peace, of fantasy, of comfort. 

So yeah, it might be far-fetched or make no sense at all to some, but this is why Damian’s reading preference are not out of character to me. But anyway, these are just personal, subjective thoughts from my bad-at-analyzing-stuff brain, don’t take my interpretation personally if it doesn’t fit yours please. 

[bookwyrminspiration]

WAIT. I'm late to the party but I just remembered all those anons were sending in "why I send you asks" and their reasons and I actually really want to participate, so I hope you will accept late applications?

The reason I send you so many asks is because you've just...built such a nice feeling that anything can be discussed, and it's never too niche or cringy or boring, and that's really relieving and amazing.

I'm sure you (along with many others) have realized by now, but I suffer from....really bad anxiety, both social anxiety and just in general, and it very often gets in the way of my life. Because of this and past experiences, I'm always very scared and hesitant to talk about my interests and my thoughts on anything.

But every time I've sent you an ask, even if it was, in retrospect, probably really annoying to read through the one hundred "sorry"s and "my bad"s, you've always been nothing but kind and interested in my ideas, and that was just...so surprising. Because I never really knew anyone who was willing to talk about anything, and it was just...really amazing to meet someone who was! Especially because I love and am interested in so many different things and kind of need someone to bounce ideas at. And it was really cool to see someone that was unashamed of their own interests and thoughts, but didn't make others feel bad for having different ideas.

Every time I send you an ask, you always have something interesting to say back. Something I hadn't thought of or considered, or a query that would make me rethink my own theories, or just a very well-thought-out answer to a question. I remember sending in tons of asks about the wings AU before it was released, and writing those was probably the highlight of my day, because I knew you'd take them and run with the ideas, and do your best to match my energy, and I was really grateful for that. And you were always willing to dig deeper, to think "but what if there was more?" and that's just...incredible! I don't have any other word for it!

I love sending you asks because you don't dismiss an idea or deem it as stupid, and you're just...such a kind and wonderful person that can make even the most obscure subject infinitely more interesting than before, and you never fail to make me consider things again, to expand my thoughts and views, and I'm really grateful for that.

So, because it should definitely be said by now, thank you!

And, well, that's why I love sending you asks :]

- pyro

there is no timeline so there's no way to be late! and I'm answering this a few days after you sent this, so if you believe yourself to be late then we can both be late together :D. you are fully welcome to participate if you want to (which you said you did)! it was mostly just a random question I had because i'm just as analytical with myself as I am with keeper, and knowing how other perceive and think of me is helpful for that--and I was curious about how i'd aquired so many asks so quickly, and then you all just turned it into complimenting quil hours for some reason !! (but on to your ask before I get even more distracted)

(note from a quil who has answered all of this: got very long so that's why there's a readmore! i love you /p)

this means so much to me--specifically your use of "built" because I do try pretty hard to maintain a positive atmosphere and welcome everyone in and treat everyone with the same attention. it didn't just fall into place, i try to be encouraging to everyone and support all the amazing work--art, writing, ideas, etc--I see from people. (note: i've been wanting to do a thing where I ask for fic/art/other recommendations from others (can be friends or their own) so i can go through and reblog a bunch of them with comments and the like, I just want to get through more of my asks before I start something like that). But you're right--nothing is too niche! there's so many details in the story it's impossible for one person to notice anything, so people bringing up the obscure and their own thoughts makes the story richer and more fleshed out for everyone else! and i think it's really cool to just see what other people focus on (like I said, my analysis isn't limited to characters, but I'm not like dissecting you all to understand each of you in a creepy way or anything. I just like to get a better sense of someone so I can respond in a way more tailored to them when we interact)

anxiety can really suck, so as someone who also has anxiety i am giving you a comforting hug if you'd like one. it genuinely impacts everything you do and think about, rewriting how you experience life. a single, inconsequential experience to someone else can literally change major aspects of how we think, which makes interactions so scary sometimes. i remember things people said years ago and still base my actions around them, but those people have absolutely no recollection of ever saying it, but just the fear of having done something wrong once permanently altered my thinking. (this is not to make this about me, I'm just trying to show I understand by sharing an experience of my own).

reading through all your "i'm sorry"s and "my bad"s wasn't annoying and never will be. you have never had anything to apologize for, and I know that sometimes you feel you need to enter a conversation and first apologize for being there, but I'm thrilled to have you here and always love seeing you in my inbox. I don't know how to articulate this properly, but I'm going to try. i saw your apologies and your apprehension as...a puzzle? that's absolutely not the right word but I can't think of the right one so please let me explain (I don't mean to imply you're like something to be solved or a problem in any way. words can be difficult and I'm trying to describe something very intangible rn, so I hope this doesn't sound bad). I didn't see it as annoying (you're never annoying), I saw it like it was something to work through, and while it's not my job or anything to help other's with their personal problems, it was like if I could just provide one space where I could encourage you (not just you, but anyone) as a friend to try shifting your language and start thinking of yourself more positively, then I wanted to give that.

because I am interested in your ideas! and I want to be kind and welcoming to you! but I also want you to be kind to yourself, so any impact I've had to give anyone a safer, less scary space is really cool. I don't know if that made sense, but I'm not trying to talk down to you or anything or be like I'm this high and mighty figure harboring lost souls or something, just that connection is important and I like being there for people. kinda worried that sounded bad because it feels worded strange but I'm trying to reciprocate and say i appreciate you and am happy to talk about anything!

i love bouncing ideas back and forth and you are more than welcome to say anything and everything you're thinking about. talking to you is always an absolutely joy and I get so excited when you send me an ask and when you're reading my response, because it often feels like this like...buzz? like we're just vibing on this frequency and it makes it so much fun to throw ideas back and forth and just listen to each other talk. i am very glad to have surprised you and met you! I don't know a lot of people like myself either, so having someone like you interact with me and just go all out on these little things and what we personally like about different parts of the so much fun. a lot of the other people I know irl feel like they just scratch the surface, they say things just to get credit for it and to appear like they know what they're talking about while ignoring all these other things that have such an impact, so it's amazing to have found someone else who looks at everything and anything like I do. my brain really is "a little bit of everything all of the time" so knowing you have so many different interests too is really cool. i am giving you an internet high five and pretending you aren't so far away.

I spent so much of my life being quiet when I had so many thoughts, so now that I have this kind of outlet I just! want to say everything I can! i want to look at everything from every perspective possible! the world is a huge collection of things tied together and I love following the strings to find the connected pieces! but I think that's a way of approaching the world not a lot of people share (I could be wrong), so it's really cool to hear you think my thought process is interesting!! my brain is practically composed entirely of questions. any subject at any time of the day and nearly all of my thoughts are just wanting to know more and trying to understand things, so having that opportunity to ask further questions and just learn things (about what other's thing, how things work, etc) is so much fun. you might've seen me ask some questions of other's in a few of the asks I answer, but those barely scratch the surface of just how many I have. my handle is in_quil_sitive (inquisitve) on nearly every social media platform (except for this one) for a reason.

I remember some of your asks from before the wings au was published, too. those were absolutely incredible, and I got a rush of excitement every time I saw you sent another. those were the the highlight of my week, too!! your enthusiasm and excitement for something I hadn't even posted yet gave me so much motivation to continue and you helped me think through so many future ideas and consider things from new perspectives. i know i specifically wrote that you inspired one chapter in the notes, but you've had an impact on every single chapter of this story/ it wouldn't be what it is without you, and I mean that with complete sincerity. you were the one who made me think "what if there was more" so I could make this au even better and work towards something bigger. I just have so many thoughts about everything all of the time, I can't go more than a few minutes without being distracted by a different train of thought, but knowing there was someone who would want to hear all the weird, disjointed ideas i'd strung together and composed into a more cohesive format was so cool. there's just so much to think about!!

I probably sound repetitive at this point but I love answering your asks because you're so receptive to the way i say things and it's like you're actually listening and want to hear what I specifically have to say, not just the general ideas. you want to know my unique, personalized opinions and perspectives and don't just dismiss them when they're not what you expect to hear or aren't generic. you're incredibly kind, too, I hope you know. I love the description of how I can "make even the most obscure subject infinitely more interesting than before." that is such a meaningful compliment to me. I just keep thinking about this line over and over again and it just...it really means a lot. because you're saying it's me that interests you and not just what I talk about. I could talk about anything and you'd still want to interact with me and that's so fucking nice. I hope you know the same goes for you. we can challenge each other's thinking together and make things even deeper and more complex before together <33.

thank you for being here and being my friend, pyro. talking to you is always one of the highlights of my day and gives me a very positive feeling that I carry around for a while. I do this thing sometimes where I film myself to later observe my behaviors in the middle of intense emotions to understand myself better (back to that whole analysis thing again), but it's not just negative things, it's also when I'm really excited or pleased with something and jumping around and stimming and all that, and some of those are from when I interact with you. that might sound a little weird but I mean it positively, as in talking with you makes me ecstatic.

I have said. so many things. so I will stop (for now). but I really appreciate having you in my life <33

[fromdusks]

Damn that post about certain people on here talking shit about female characters in GTA V hit hard. I ship something in GTA V that is a very very small ship. You probably never even heard of it and I won't put it here because then people will know who I am but it is a ship with two women (not ocs or gender-swapped people) and the thing is one of the characters...I relate to on a personal level...because we share a past trauma and it is super rare for a character like that to have a personality...let alone an interesting backstory and it is even rarer for that specific trauma to be presented in any character...man, woman or others.

And I shared that here.

Never again.

I was met with such hostility and anger and such a lack of compassion because apparently someone shared what I had posted and laughed at me and then those people came after me.

All because I had a different opinion and experience on a "controversial" character.

But sure...let's ship trikey and glamorize Trevor who is a drug dealer and an abuser.

Like I said I have no problem with trikey and there is some amazing work out there that explores how it could work but this whole notion that every female character in GTA ever is boring, stupid and that no "real" woman could ever relate to them is sad and kinda borderline SWERFy for some of them...there is a reason GTA SWFs (GTA sex worker fans) don't interact with fans on here.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

And I want to start by thanking you, anon, for sharing this with me.

I am so sorry that you don't feel like you're able to properly talk/post about your ship on this platform. That alone is a problem.

Ships, especially niche ones, are something that can be very personal and dear to not just the creator/poster, but others who relate to it as well.

The fact that you felt hostility towards yourself, by the fandom, is honestly disgusting.

-

Trikey fans do not own the fandom.

I feel that everyone, Trikey/Non-Trikey/Indifferent/GTAO fans/ETC, need to start a discussion on how to start becoming a community again.

We are so small compared to other fandoms. And the fact that there's this supposed power difference between different factions of us is really causing us to rift apart.

I don't want there to be any fandom wars, or ship wars, etc. I want us to learn from our mistakes and move forward so we can all like --- possibly have fun again? That'd be cool.

[everything-laito]

What do you think that Yui did different that didn't made Laito feel tediousness, other than being supportive and being able to break his walls? I know that she is the surrogate of the player so her writing is limited, but I never found her that unique, of the few characterisation given to her.

Ooooh! Interesting question, anon! This will be fun. 

Ok first of all, Yui’s character has quite a bit of characterization and development to her. Yes she’s the “surrogate” character, but compared to other otome games like Mystic Messenger, she has enough writing to her to be treated both as the player character,  but also as a character on her own. 

You are entitled to your own opinion, and I’m not here to change that despite me disagreeing, but I am going to list some examples of unique Yui related characterization. If you’re talking about her in the anime, she’s completely watered down and is written very poorly. As always, rant under the cut!

Before I get into the specifics of her character with Laito, one of the big things about Yui’s character at first is definitely her relationship with religion. She’s a Roman Catholic I believe, which is a pretty strict denomination of Christianity. I don’t practice a religion, but I do have some Catholic friends and my family is Methodist, so I do have some brushes with that specific religion. Catholicism these days are all over the place, sure it’s more strict (from what I’ve heard) compared to other Christian denominations, but some people who are Catholic these days are more lenient and just take the Bible with a grain of salt. That goes for all denominations of all sorts of religions; there’s a lot of conflict with what’s “right” practice and what’s “wrong.” However I’m just talking about Catholicism now from what I know. 

We do know that Yui was brought up in a pretty strict area. It’s canon that she wanted to be a nun as well. She was prepared to be devoted to her god for the rest of her life. In Laito’s chapter, she still continued to pray to god and to ask them for help, despite all the awful things Laito has put her through. The reason why I believe she can be a character of her own and not a surrogate character is this niche characterization given to her. I’d say most people playing DL aren’t Catholic, so putting in specific writing stuff such as that doesn’t make her a typical “surrogate character.” 

Yui’s an extremely strong female character, and her religious belief definitely gives her strength, and many people in real life also gets strength from their beliefs as well. Again, I’m not sure how that works personally, but I do know it gives most people some kind of optimism, and you can extract that from Yui’s reactions.

Yui doesn’t break easily because of her optimism and caring nature. She doesn’t feel too alone in the Sakamaki mansion because she has her god, so it doesn’t make her despair easily. I know I’m talking about one niche characterization given to her, but I’ll be talking about more as I continue with Laito in the picture. 

Laito definitely has a corruption kink. He projects what Cordelia did to him on poor Yui. He’s attracted to Yui’s innocence and says this in Limited V of HDB in Dark 07:

“Haa…Such an innocent smell of someone who does not know what it’s like to be defiled yet. Say…Become more and more dirty until you’ve fallen. Show me that side of you who has genuinely surrendered themselves to me.” (Limited V edition)

A motif I’ve come across Laito’s route is him telling Yui that he will make her “fall.” I use my translations from @/dialovers-translations, and at the beginning of Laito’s route, she makes this T/N to this quote:

Laito: The pleasure that comes from falling. (4)

Vee: (4) The verb 落ちる or ‘ochiru’ used here literally means to fall, such as falling from a building, etc. However, it can always be used to refer to ‘falling’ in the sense of giving in to lust or any other vice. (Think of English expression like ‘fallen angel’) 

Laito references this many times throughout his HDB route. He claims a couple of times that he likes to take his “sweet time” tainting Yui. He’s taken a liking to her because of her purity. I believe Yui probably reminded Laito of himself. I elaborate on this even more in this analysis as well. 

I mention in that analysis that Laito takes a liking to Yui because he considers her as a challenge. Not only does he take pleasure in making others “fall” to make himself feel better about himself and more powerful (I’ve said this before but he’s a typical bully), but he also gets bored easily. Laito mentioned how he’s never met a girl like Yui. She’s stubborn and sticks to her own morals, and it takes a bit of time to make her completely give up her own morals and fit them to Laito’s. It takes until the Ecstacy prologue for her to ask herself if she has a right in praying to them anymore. It’s also mentioned how someone has never survived this long into the awakening before. Either the process is too much for the girls, or the brothers just get bored and find the sacrificial bride a nuisance. 

On top of Yui continuously being caring to Laito (I don’t mean not standing up for herself, because she definitely does that; although it doesn't faze Laito) and entertaining to him, there is the mystery of her blood being Cordelia’s. Obviously we know the answer to that, but Laito didn’t, and he found it more peculiar as well. Here’s another post in regards to that as well that someone else wrote. Yui’s also smart, and although Laito has power over her, she continues to try to outwit him and stick to her guns. She does that a lot in MB from what I remember, although I can’t think of specific examples (if anyone has any, please lmk!). By then in MB, she kinda knew how Laito ticked mid route, and was able to get her way temporarily by tricking him. 

This kind of went all over the place I apologize, I just love Yui and her character. It breaks my heart at the end of Laito’s route with her saying she doesn’t deserve to believe in her religion anymore and the one thing that got her through most of Laito’s character was crumbling. I’m not even religious like I mentioned and that even got me in the heart. It’s scary how someone can do that.

I hope I was able to answer (and if this mess made any sense haha) but if you have any further questions or need more clarification, don’t hesitate to reach out, anon! 

[yanderecandystore]

Yandere Ocs dream date hcs please?

Hi!

This seems fun :3

Also, oh my God, I haven't started writing for Prey chapter 2, I'm sorry!!! ;-; ;-;

I didn't have enough time to write it. Neither did I write for A Vixen Walking Around At Night yet.

Sorry ;-;.

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Our first moment [Yandere OCS x Reader - Headcanon]:

🍒 Bullies 🍭:

→ Alexandra Coldwell:

Well, what can I say? She is a little princess, and you'll need to treat her as such.

She is pretty mean, and would totally be expecting you to make her the perfect date. Yes, that also means that you should be the one to ask her out, and if you do, she will talk as if you're the one that should have planned this out.

But don't worry, she knows that she is the one that has to fix everything. Going out is her favorite thing, so why just go around a mall while you two find something to do? Maybe even make you buy things for her.

Alexandra is mostly fucking with you though, I mean, she really wants you to treat her like a princess, but she knows you don't have enough money to buy anything for her (don't worry about buying anything for her boo, she only wears really expensive brands :D).

A movie is cool and all, but even if she is watching something she really likes, she would still find out she is missing something. This date wouldn't feel complete.

Alexandra does like to stay active, and although it sounds really niche, if her darling dares her to run faster than them, she'll totally do it. No questions asked.

Heels or no heels. It's on now. If you bail out though she is going to make fun of you, cause of course she would.

If you win then, well, she lost, is there anything you would like to get as a reward, Ms/Mr. Winner? Does a kiss from her majesty suffice?

Alexandra can be a little bitter sweet, but she does really care about her darling, in her eyes, your just as much royalty as her.

Her dream date would probably be going around a national park, princesses with heels can still do some hiking. Watch her act like a nerd at every single cute animal she spots. Turns out she knows quite a lot about biology, the absolute goof.

→ Adrien Coldwell:

I know that he may seem boring as hell and absolutely "0 fucks given" all the time, and believe me he is, but give him some credit.

He can be probably one of the chilliest out of the two. He does make a couple of ill comments here and there, but he doesn't mind going along with you and doing things you like.

He may comment something along the lines of "not expecting you two to have a great date, because it's impossible to have fun with someone that sucks so much", with yeah, he went full on out with that one, but he is mostly picking on you.

Just seeing you being yourself is pretty entertaining. I guess that's why he keeps picking on you, trying to get different reactions.

Adrien likes to binge watch cartoons, and although he likes music concerts he can't be bothered to move one inch most of the time.

He lets you do what you like to do, but, to be honest, something that you two can do and create sounds a lot better. Maybe he wants to find an active that you two can do while still having fun and bickering at each other.

Would you like to bake with him? He can do just fine on his own, but if you want to, he would really, really appreciate some help.

Even if whatever you baked was a mess and probably burned, you two would still have fun. You'll probably see him smiling for once.

Adrien's idea of a dream date is being able to have fun with you while crafting something, being that baking or even just a silly project. The project may not turn out really well, but throughout the experience, you still get some good laughs.

🍎 Teachers 🥧:

→ Matthew Robinson:

Oh this, suit and tie boi. This sweet, sweet boi.

What can he say? He doesn't have enough experience in the dating department, at least not the most fun of experiences.

He isn't really that lucky, you know?

Maybe show him a little bit of what you're into. That would help him understand how dates are supposed to go.

He is afraid of his ideas being pretty cliche, honey. He would love to take you to eat at a fancy restaurant, or maybe a picnic, just the two of you.

He can be a bit of a glutton. He does enjoy musicals, but he understands that is not exactly everyone's taste.

He is getting old, isn't he? He has even thought about going into a cafe, reading books or something. But can you two just stay home and read? Wait, why would you two even be reading, weren't you two supposed to interact?

Why would he even offer that? God, he probably needs to interact with people more.

His perfect date would probably involve nature, to his own surprise though. Probably taking you to his own home in the countryside, or maybe just being in touch with nature. Getting lost in the woods with you would be, quite the interesting experience.

→ Madeline Allen:

Do you like staying in home and binge watching series/cartoons? Cause she really doesn't like getting out of her house much.

She loves staying at home and simply having a more comfy day. Watching nostalgic movies, eating only the best snacks and having just a great time.

The only other thing that she likes to do is visit the beach whenever she can. She likes collecting shells and she'll probably show you her favorite ones. Her collection could be bigger, if her visits to the beach would be more frequent.

Actually, when she was younger she discovered the best spots to hangout when she wanted to be alone. Well, there are other people that go around that place, but not many actually enter and stay inside for long.

She would absolutely love to bring you inside the hidden grotto she found. It's really spacious, and the view is amazing, but her favorite part is watching the fishes swimming in and out of this little paradise.

The best moments to visit are when it is sunset and when it's a full moon night, it is absolutely amazing, you'll love it!

At least, she hopes so!

🍋Delinquents 🐍:

→ Jackson Macnee:

Jack doesn't really seem like it, but he kinda enjoys reading about romance, even if it's the most cliche bullshit he has ever heard.

I guess it makes sense for him to have a couple of ideas of the perfect date, he used to love reading this shit when he was studying at that snobby school.

But he is a different person now, I mean, yeah he has some ideas on where to take his darling, but he doesn't really think he will ever use his knowledge.

… But, if he ever found someone he actually has a thing for, maybe… A movie?

I mean, he could elaborate on a perfect date and all, he actually would love to elaborate on his perfect date, but- He feels like It would be pointless.

Eh, why not keep things simple? He doesn't want to sound like a dork. At least not to his darling, he would only feel self-conscious about it.

His actual idea of a perfect date is to bring his darling to watch a movie and show them his favorite part around town. He knows how to access some abandoned docks and believe, although it doesn't sound like much, the scenery can be pretty neat.

Two dorks hanging around at some docks while the sun is setting, talking about feelings and shit like that, sounds like something he read about.

→ Janette Sartorius:

Honestly, not even she knows what the fuck she wants.

Her hopeless romantic heart can only take so much love!

Every single idea sounds like the right idea. Stay at home, go out to get something to eat and drink, see some movie or concert, vandalize some shit like you're both Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy or something, find somewhere secret that only you two know how to get there and write your initials together, like-

I mean, she would probably be thinking of doing all of these.

All. Of. These. Every time you hangout she'll be already thinking of the next date.

Something she would totally love to do, would be just playing games with ya. In her house or in an arcade.

Maybe after playing some games, getting some ice cream and walking around the park. But she will always, and I mean always, stop whatever she was doing to pet the dogs along the way.

I guess what she wants is to spend time alone with you, with you two lost in each other's eyes, while she can also show the entire world how beautiful her darling is and how her darling is only hers. Her dream date would totally be in a place like an abandoned haunted house where she can hold you while your scared (and probably scare you whenever she can).

👾 A.I 🍈:

→ Yuma Soma:

Oof, oh dear. Are you the type of person to go out and eat a lot? Cause Yuma is a 100% that person.

What I mean is, they only like going out if it means being able to eat. There are so many human foods that they didn't even know while they were inside the game.

In the food department, there are a lot of things they didn't know, wait until they see the rest of what they don't know about, like other countries and other culture's cuisines.

Maybe that's what they like, going out and discovering new things. Maybe they would like making a trip around the globe with you, or just visiting local restaurants because that's way less expensive lol.

I guess their dream date would be whenever they can go out with you without being trapped inside the game, preferably if you don't run away or start yelling at them for imprisoning you.

But until then, they'll keep you in their hands and bring you to do all the things that real human couples do!

Just stop screaming from inside the game, will you?

🦊 Kitsunes 🍬:

→ Tatsumi:

Tatsumi is an absolute couch potato. He hates having to get out of his room.

But if it's a date with you, then of course he'll go! It's not everyday that the love of his eternal life asks him to go on a date!

But… Where would you go? He kinda doesn't know what to do. Most of his dates end really prematurely.

Get some drinks, have sex and take their energy and leave. He doesn't know what else he can do, love.

When it comes to his darling, sexual interactions don't really come to mind as much as he thought it would. I mean don't get me wrong, he can be a little pervy, but anything with you is already amazing darling.

If he could, he… Wishes he could have a normal day with you. Ya know? Without him being… Him. His dream date would be a day where he can do many of the things he and his darling likes, it may sound clichê but-

Whatever you do together would be wonderful either way.

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What remains of Fall Anime 2020

You might have noticed that I haven’t been keeping up with my season impressions, mostly (but not exclusively) because it’s really boring to come up with new ways to say “it’s isekai, which means it’s garbage for stupids”. So here’s what I ended up finishing, in ascending order of goodinosity.

Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Ostentatious rap battles in an insanely stupid universe are very fun. The thing is that this doesn’t want to be a good anime, it wants to sell us on these characters, and the characters are pretty terrible on account of all of them being one-word gimmicks. So, let’s give them three rounds of introductions and have them solve lame, generic crimes for 8 episodes instead of setting up the rivalries that everyone suddenly has later, when the show gets good - because it does start delivering towards the end, and becomes really all I wanted. So I can’t even say I’m disappointed, but the first half of the show is almost entirely worthless. 4/10

Assault Lily Bouquet

I don’t want to be the guy that’s all “I’m mad at this show not catering to what I want”, but I do have to say that Salt Bucket is much better at being a goofy, lighthearted yuri comedy than it is at action (though there are a few choice cuts) and at having an engaging storyline. This is again just an ad for some game or other, so it’s no surprise it has about two dozen characters too many, but it also has quite a lot of superfluous plot - so much so that I suspect it was initially planned to be twice as long. Apart from that, it’s cool and all that some Gainax old hand got to make his own Gunbuster-like, but it’s just not very good at that and all I wanted was Kaede antics and bath scenes, of which 1 per episode is clearly too few. 5/10

The King's Avatar 2

King’s Avatar got a sequel and overall I have to say, I kinda like it more than the first season even though it looks much less ambitious and even the character designs were changed towards the bland. But I honestly don’t care much about the esports aspect of this and much of S2, especially in the back half, is more about schemes and social engineering - as close to an Eve Online anime as we’re ever going to get, I guess. It’s still very chinajank (why the hell does every episode come with a redundant chibi summary of itself, etc), and while I can’t call that “good” it does remind me of a time when I wasn’t filled with useless knowledge of anime tropes and was just enjoying the weirdness. Also, Ye God’s antics is as close to “looking for anime with OP MC” as I’m comfortable with getting. 6/10

Heaven Official's Blessing

Now how about some Chinimation that isn’t very janky? I only became aware of Heaven Official’s Blessing when it suddenly rocketed to the top of the MAL charts, so I gave it a looksie and oh boy. The first few episodes of this show are flat out gorgeous, quite funny and very very gay. So I was ready to agree with MAL for once, except it then launches into an arc that mostly consists of our dudes sitting in a dark pit telling each other stories that aren’t very interesting and seem barely related to the setup. Yeah, the back half of this just isn’t very good at all. And the subs are hot garbage. Still, the beginning is so impressive that I would recommend this show despite the middling rating it’s about to get. 6/10

Ochikobore Fruit Tart

You know the problem that these 5girls4koma stories have, where one of the characters is an annoying pervert, yeah? Well, in Fruit Tart every character is that character, and they’re rather cultured as well. Yes, it’s often of questionable taste and it has a terminal case of 4koma storytelling but dammit if I didn’t enjoy it. It certainly helps that this show’s greatest asset by far is Broko and it seems to be aware of this, because there’s a lot of Broko material. It would have probably have gotten a 6 but the last episode is just so... maximum Fruit Tart. I’m down for some trash if it’s as well made as this, and I do like my kiraralikes spicy, so thumbs up over here. YMM definitely V on this one. 7/10

Majo no Tabitabi

Speaking of things that are hard to recommend despite me liking them a lot, Elaina here challenges the very notion of what a TV show even is supposed to be. I assume most people tune in every week expecting to get something roughly similar. Not so with this one, you could get everything from slice of life antics to Higurashi-style gore, or reasonably deep character study to pervert comedy. I would say that the only unifying thread is the presence of Elaina, who is a very fun character, but there’s an episode she’s not in, so there you go. But I’m a connoisseur of the weird and I also have to say that I enjoyed every episode in its own way. Also, each episode stays remarkably consistent by itself, and in the end it wraps it all up with a sort of neat “life is like a box of chocolates” thematic bow, which isn’t earthshatteringly profound but hey, it’s there. Just don’t go in with expectations, especially not expectations based on the first episode. 7/10

Love Live! Nijigasaki

It’s Love Live. Good old reliable Love Live. Really not much to say about this one, any discussion of what makes this different from previous iterations is going to end up in minutiae only people who already watched this could possibly care about. I do have to say that while the musical numbers are as good as Sunshine’s were towards the end and there’s also a lot more of them, “looking budget deficient outside the CG” is the one thing I didn’t expect from something that’s ostensibly a Sunrise premium product. So boo on that one, apart from that it’s idols (an anagram of solid). 7/10

Garupa Pico Oomori

The chibi SD shorts based off Bang Dream are still better than the main show. Even if S3 was actually quite good, this is just the best thing you can do with 30+ characters that aren’t that deep. Garupa Pico specializes in absurd humor setpieces that at points is better at being Pop Team Epic than Pop Team Epic itself was. Take that, memelords. 7/10

Fire Force S2

Fire Force is just weird, man, and it’s sort of great. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a property of this magnitude show this much of the ol idgaf spirit. How about an episode where the A plot is the most evenhanded exploration of religion i’ve seen in anime, and the B plot is about blowing up a tryhard edgelord by exposing him to panties? How about a subplot where Batman and Thor infiltrate the vatican to kill the pope, only for that to lead into a gay rape backstory, only for that to be resolved by dank weed and dismemberment? It really is quite a thing, as they say. Now, Fire Force certainly delivers hard at points, but it’s also very scattershot, even if S2 is somewhat more consistent than S1. The weakest parts are unsurprisingly still the ones where it’s remembering its fighting shounen template, and that’s not only because I don’t like that, it’s also because it’s particularly and consistently bad at scheduling these huge, simultaneous multifight setpieces it often crescendoes with. But hey, at least these tend to look super cool. In short, Fire Force is a land of contrasts and still the only fighting shounen I give a damn about. 7/10

IDOLiSH7 Second Beat

Did you know that I think Idolshi7 is the best one of all of these huge-ass commercial idol franchises? Yeah, I think it’s better than Love Live, and as of Fall 2020 also the better looking one because Troyca still delivers where Sunrise apparently can’t. I guess still don’t like the music much, thankfully there isn’t a lot of that. It also still specializes in gigantic drama, and to its credit S2 is now much better at either getting to the point or at least making it silly and fun. You show that door who’s boss, Sou. Still fantastic Tsumugis all over the place as well, in fact I think I like all the characters now. Even Banri gets his big moment in this season! Yeah, this stuff is pretty cool. 8/10

Adachi and Shimamura

So here’s the AOTS, and it’s the lovechild of Bloom Into You and Tsuki ga Kirei. While it definitely isn’t as good as either of these two, because it lacks the “about more than just teenagers being hyperbolic about a crush” part from Bloom and the part where it has an actual ending from TgK, it carves out its own niche with its loopy, almost stoned tone that’s full of side weirdos and yuri hyperspace. It’s also uniquely focused, with a tiny core cast and even Shimamura doesn’t really matter all that much. This is all about Adachi, and thankfully Adachi is amazing. Amazingly awkward, that is. It’s very cute. So yeah, this is a bit too lacking in substance to aspire to classic status, but it’s a great time nonetheless. 8/10

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jjba social media/tiktok au!! (hcs)

there’s a lot about josuke im so sorry sfjlesfejk,, it started out as just him and then i was like “”,, what about other people?”” other’s are at the very end

it’s pretty fuckin long i,, im so sorry hh,, also my thought process was kinda Everywhere with this so like,, hope you can still enjoy this haha

[ edit ] this’ll be like,,, a masterpost or something for my hcs so this is,, very long,,

- you CANNOT tell me that Josuke isn't the kind of person who'd make thirst traps n him just being confident in his body like!!!

- tiktok josuke would be a blessing for me

- he'd make the thirst traps but in the caption be all embarrassed about it and like???? hOW ADORABLE!!!!

- i also feel like he'd make some gaming jokes,,,

- then ppl see jotaro a couple times and are like 👁️👄👁️💦

- OH MY GOD

- WHAT IF HE GOT OKUYASU N KOICHI TO DO SOME DANCES WITH HIM!!! or just them generally being dorks n they have a whole fanbase

- AND THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS GO BATSHIT LMAO (he's on gay tiktok, period. and like, other niche n weird spaces of tiktok)

- josuke's making a tiktok and it starts off in his room. he points up n text appears, "you guys wanna know how joot and i are related?"

- then he does a basic transition to where he's at jotaro's hotel room, having him and jotaro in frame with an arm wrapped around his shoulder.

- josuke's grinning

- jotaro has no fuckin clue whats going on

- a text appears above them, "say hello to my little nephew"

- i can see josuke doing povs, not the cringey kind but some that would be comforting for others;; who really need it.

- for his username my brain came up with starboy99 but he would definitely have his full name at the top of the screen

- probably part japanese to shorten the amount of characters he has to use (what i should've said is part KANJI n part romanji but hhh)

- i feel like he uses they pronouns too

- i have to think of his bio 👀

- definitely have his pronouns

- maybe a small quote? "just here to have a bizarre adventure! 💫"

- maybe something like that

- DEFINITELY have that he's a minor cause when he didn't have that,,, a lot of adults were simping for him and i feel that would make him Uncomfy

- he's adequate at transitions, but doesn't take too much time to learn them tbh. he's definitely the person to have vloggy type of tiktoks where he just shows a minute of his day

- absolutely would have okuyasu in his tiktoks with them doing dumb shit (like pranking rohan hehe) and them just being DORKS. a lot of ppl would think they're dating or just have a really good bromance

- he got a second of jotaro with his hat off and everyone died that day

- jotaro's in his tiktoks but very rarely

- when he is, people go BATSHIT with the simping

- i can see his following being fairly decent, and him getting decent traction but would also get shadowbanned a couple of times

- he definitely talks about retro games a lot and makes memes centered around them

- i can't say for certain what side(s) of tiktok he's on except for the obvious gay tiktok

- the more wholesome side, definitely activism, some povs, splash in some diversity, maybe japanese tiktok?? im sure that exists

- idk the more obscure sides,,

- he's a casual tiktoker for sure, maybe posting twice a week

- when he's especially bored he might post a couple times in a day, maybe an hour :'))

- i take that back, maybe three times? three times sounds fair

here’s a little break for your eyes lmao, there were a Lot more than i thought holy shit,,

-  JOSEPH (P2!) WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TIKTOK SJSNS

- rohan makes two tiktoks

- they both blow up (and act like they don’t know nobodayy HAHAHA)

- he has a large following (mainly jap)

- but he barely uses tiktok after that

- i can't see giorno having social media tbh

-  he'd try to predict the algorithm based on the stuff he posts when he first gets the app.

- its mainly just him being a goof with a couple thirst traps thrown in there once he realizes "oh shit, i have simps?"

- caesar is featured once n already has a fanbase under joseph's acc (joseph's not jealous or anything,, nooo,,,,)

- like he's in the mafia,,,

- wait

- or maybe he just takes really good pictures of nature,,, i can see that

- a lot of people ask "where is this dude's parents,,,"

- narancia,, is the one who has tiktok (in bucci gang)

- mista would always (not ALWAYS but very. often.) find ways to be in them/photobomb

- i can see his (narancia’s) fyp being like super wholesome with some dumb memes but also popular music covers

- like rock covers or sumn similar

i deadass thought i had a couple for johnathan and erina too but!! can’t find them so,,

-  so one day he makes a tiktok, inside the turtle lmao

- at first he's like "why are you guys asking where my parents are;;"

- the camera flips to abbacchio and bruno

- "they're right here"

- cue a chuckling giorno and a laughing mista

- they do all the couple tiktoks together,, all the cute ones at least. i can see them doing the more wholesome dances too! they would all around just be the cute couple everyone else aims to be

- also thought i had some part 3 hcs saved?? wtf my saving skills are terrible,,

- polnareff is the one with tiktok. he would go around filming small snippets of stuff that happens with the crusaders (ignoring that,,, tiktok Did Not exist at the time haha)

- jotaro and kakyoin were definitely featured in his tiktoks!! i can see avdol with his arms folded being like “...we have better things to do--”

- but pol is like “but the fans, avdol! think about the content they’ll be missing out on!!”

- he’s hopeless LMAO. but honestly?? he'd make a good vlogger too!! his charisma would definitely be to his advantage

- you bet your ass that oldseph photobombs any chance he gets lmaooo he’s also the guy that a small part of polnareff’s fans simp for. 

- actually, each crusader has their own small fanbase within pol’s tiktok account. i feel the majority would be fans of jotaro and polnareff (it is his acc,,)

- jotaro’s fyp, when he reluctantly gets tiktok, consists of animals,, animal facts, funny animal tiktoks, ocean tiktoks for sure, just a lot of naturey stuff!! but he barely uses it though haha

- kakyoin uses tiktok every now and then! i feel he would prefer instagram more. he mainly posts his artworks, and the occasional retro game case hehe. he does the Dumbest shit on his “close friends” story, it’s great. i feel that’s also where he goes to ramble about whatever’s on his mind

- avdol definitely has a work instagram, only using it for his fortune telling business and trying to network with different tarot readers and fortune tellers. he likes the small community he has,, hehe,,

whoever read all this I'll cry in your arms

[shinneth]

what is your absolute favorite ship? How did you start shipping Stevidot? And rant about any ship you feel like, good or bad? :))

… you fool

OH GOD ALL-TIME FAVORITE SHIP YOU SAY. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN’T CHOOSE ONE.

(it’d probably be Stevidot anyway; objectively I’ve done more for it than anything else I ever shipped in my life and it’s absolutely precious both in platonic and romantic forms)

BUT IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS… and attempt to tone down redundancy, let’s see what other ships earned the “OTP” label from me!

I mean, I pretty much had to lowkey ship Mamoru Chiba x Ami Mizuno because Usagi/Mamoru is basically what Connverse wishes it could be as far as the Ultimate Ship goes. So at the height of my involvement in the fandom (you know, late 90s era), I was never brave enough to make anything for this ship. But the few times they get to interact in the classic anime is legit adorable stuff and I wish we could’ve had more of it. 

Before Gem Ascension, before Travels of the Trifecta, my greatest multichaptered epic was a Digimon Tamers fic called By My Decision. I was a hardcore Digimon fan in my early teen years well before I ever got into Pokemon, in fact. And I shipped shitloads of pairings in Adventure and 02 - I can only imagine how many of those would be demonized by the new age fandom puritans of Tumblr nowadays. You can actually see literally everything I ever shipped on my FFN profile here.

But I didn’t really make anything for the first two seasons. Tamers was what really sparked my inspiration, because Takato and Jenrya… honestly, they’re just adorable together. They get to bond a lot, they’re really in touch with their feelings (contrasting to token girl Ruki who was a stiff hardass most of the time), and I often got the impression that Jenrya, unlike Takato, really doesn’t have any other friends. 

So of course, I tormented these two on the regular in my story. I of course didn’t forget Juri (for I love her dearly); I was kinda trying a love triangle subversion with Takato angsting over loving both Jenrya and Juri… while Juri’s still got so much PTSD (story is 2 years post-series), shipping is hardly on her mind, and Jenrya’s outright in denial of his feelings for Takato to the point where it very literally screws him up and awakens some inner darkness of his own. I even had Jenrya and Juri bond, but it was pretty platonic stuff. 

Still, this ship was way down on the totem pole at the height of Tamers’ fandom. Very frustrating. Takato/Ruki and Jenrya/Ruki were way more popular and I hated both of those ships something fierce. I love Ruki, but I just cringe at the idea of shipping her with either of her fellow leads. Then Jenrya/Ryo got something of a cult following that I couldn’t stand; admittedly I was jealous it was getting the representation that I felt Takato/Jenrya desperately needed more, and I also didn’t like Jenryo in its own right, anyway. 

But yeah. Jenkato is a very underappreciated ship that I loved dearly and invested many of my teenage years into.

So, here’s a fun fact: While I played the classic games (my cousins had a Sega Genesis), the way I was mostly raised on Sonic was via the first two cartoon series and the Archie Comics version of the franchise. Archieverse was largely based on the SatAM cartoon; Amy Rose also didn’t exist in the show and it took about 25 issues for her to show up in the comic. 

So I was big on Tails x Amy. For a long-ass time. And really, the ship was really only feasible in the Archie continuity. There, Tails is actually older than his usual depicted canon age and Amy is introduced to be around his age before she artificially aged herself with a magic ring so that she could later take on her Sonic Adventure design. 

Before that… in these years, Sally was the most well-known love interest of Sonic in the west. So Sonic/Sally seemed like a lock (none of us knowing how Sega felt about that at the time) - and in retrospect I honestly believe it’s a far better Sonic ship than his more well-known modern alternatives. 

So, because of Sally’s prominence, Amy was relegated to Sonic’s fangirl and her crush wasn’t really that big a deal. Honestly, that was for the best, as I by far found Amy way more tolerable in Archie’s incarnation than the majority of her other canon contemporaries (Sonic the Comic Amy Rose is more of a competent badass, though).

Tails and Amy had some good banter in Archieverse and the few times they were allowed time to do stuff together as a duo, they were very cute and endearing and I loved them. 

Tails also had a lot more going on in terms of character development and backstory in Archieverse. Like, a lot more going on. He even had a “Chosen One” deal that sadly didn’t have a very good payoff, but. It’s more than what they really do with Tails in any other continuity.

Bear in mind, I started on these comics when I was eight or nine years old. Yet I followed this comic well into my late teens and even part of my early twenties, so you can tell Archieverse Sonic has shitloads of lore to it to have that long of an ongoing narrative. 

After Sonic Adventure was released, then the Sonamy shipping started to explode. Amy was front-and-center in the spotlight, Sally became the obscure figure in the fandom, and it’s more-or-less stayed that way ever since. 

But I was like “It’s okay! Tails and Amy are still tight in Archieverse! Sucks they have to adjust to Sega’s many changes but they’re still best buddies who’ll hopefully get married one day….” 

Then 25 Years Later happened and for some goddamned stupid-ass reason, Tails was paired with Mina the Mongoose and I believe Amy was suspiciously never ever mentioned in the future timeline stories (as Sonic and Sally did become endgame in this little series). 

Tails and Mina had little to no interaction, and Mina was largely there to be a potential Sonic love interest, and even after she moved on, she got together with another character and still didn’t interact with Tails. 

I was sooooooo pissed off. Archieverse was my one hope for Tails/Amy becoming a thing and they ruined it for me. :(

I did get a consolation prize in Geoffrey St. John x Hershey becoming so canon they actually did marry. That’s another one I shipped ever since they first interacted years and years ago.

Of course, Hershey was then “killed off” - and was set for a major comeback, but Ken Penders put a stop to that and had them both erased from reality because fuck Ken Penders, I actually got a nice thing and you yanked it right out of my hands.

Genis Sage x Mithos Yggdrasill from Tales of Symphonia, a ship I hardcore loved enough to write about. Also a ship I think Tumblr would burn me at the stake for shipping at all, but you know what? Fuck Genis x Presea. It’s a boring-ass puppy love ship that in its own right should be lambasted similarly according to anti logic. 

…. did I get sidetracked? I did? Pfff. Okay, let’s try and get to another question.

How I started shipping Stevidot?

Pretty simple story, really. I binged SU all the way up to Escapism (Change Your Mind hadn’t aired yet) last December/January. Also watched a looooot of Youtube clips. Most involving Peridot.

And inevitably, most involving Steven as well. 

When I started getting into Peridot and SU as a whole enough to seek out fanfiction and whatnot, I didn’t really have any set shipping preferences at first. But when I made myself think about it… honestly, Stevidot just felt the most natural to me. I wanted to see stories about antics with those two specifically - I never liked Lapidot and Amedot did nothing for me ever. So Stevidot was like, pretty much the only thing I really focused on after a while.

Then I found A Gem Like You. And suddenly, INSPIRATION! I developed headcanons for Watcher’s fic, I started reading as much Stevidot as I could, and I was convinced it was the best pairing in the world and fucking hell I need to give it some representation after I noticed how relatively niche it was in the fandom. 

And so, Stevidot consumed my soul for all time. I hope those clods are happy.

Rant about a ship, you say…

Good god, that really does need to be its own post. I have so much to say about various ships in general, I may need a bit to… uh, figure that out. Or throwing out some random ones I’d know about would help my focus, fff.