#this is soooooo funny to me

[lanaevyssmoved]

[sangrefae]

i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"

[cheekylittlepupp]

It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.

lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post

“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon

I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?

He’s canonically pan. 🫢

Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱

[sorrelpaws]

i think about him.a regular amount

[thejacketscloset]

Zombie apocalypse au except it's in the traditional mw2/3 universe and Ghost is one of those doomsday preparation fuckers and is concerningly prepared for it all.

He drags Soap to his bunker with all his supplies and Soap is FIGHTING DEMONS to not make fun of him for being prepared because he knows for a fact Ghost is saving his ASS right now and he's grateful that he even thought of Soap as worth saving.

Ghost then points out and entire section of his bunker and says "that stuffs for you" while he grabs his own items from the other side of the bunker, and that's when Soap realizes that everything in the area that Ghost pointed out are his favorite weapons. From explosives to his preferred model of gun, it's all things that Soap had preferred to work with. Then it finally sinks in for Soap.

Oh. Ghost had been planning to bring Soap with him. He prepared to have Soap with him.

And if that doesn't make Soap's stomach flip, to know that Ghost explicitly planned to help Soap survive should the world ever turn to hell like it has. He can't help but feel like they really do have a chance of surviving it all.

[taeiris]

“you can’t even look at me!”

CW: blood, trypophobia, very mild gore i think

based on this theory of mine giggles

i rlly enjoyed working on this a LOTTTT hope you guys like it<3

also feel free to write fics or draw my design of bonkers will or whatever you guys wanna call him cause i think he looks cool👍

[bulbabutt]

happy 9/11 never forget

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

they're such idiots together

[zeravmeta]

the true potential of cross guild is that no matter what, buggy can Only fail upwards. like i genuinely do think that mihawk and crocodile will come to begrudgingly respect buggy for inexplicably revitalizing their dreams and aspirations as actual pirates vs treating everything as business and never trusting anyone, but consider: Cross Guild just keeps expanding after the fact

Gecko Moriah and Perona, after their encounter with the Blackbeard Pirates, salvage what they can of their crew and join up

Doflamingo is broken out of Impel Down alongside Bon Clay in a second prison break scandal and they both decide to join up

Rayleigh, wanting protection for Amazon Lily and for Boa to gain more allies, gets in touch with Buggy after all this time to join his crew ala Jinbe joining Luffy

Neo MADS, in need of resources and manpower after their scuffle with the Big Mom Pirates, contact and eventually conglomerate into Cross Guild, meaning Caesar Clown, Judge and the Vinsmoke siblings all join as well

Vivi meeting up with them alongside Wapol after escaping Mary Geoise and joining them, at least until she can find the Straw Hats

Buggy, through no reason other than being gods favorite chewtoy, straight up having a fully decked out Yonko crew of former warlords, legends and everything in between where no one takes him truly seriously but at the very least respect his authority as Yonko to not kill him. but oh boy do they keep him guessing. the only reason it doesnt fall apart is because they're all united in dunking on this silly little clown that, for the funniest reasons ever, is luckier than the devil himself to not be killed by them

[ratatatastic]

gustav "adonis" forsling has gone from statue/sculpture to mythical greek god to physical specimen to carved out of stone to "might be a descendant of one of the big three: zeus hades or poseidon" i feel so faint right now

okie admitting the team does say all of these things makes me feel FAINT. OKIE SAYING THESE THINGS.

unfortunately the cats are very predictable and thusly restart the counter...

NHL Network interview | 6.14.24 (x)(x)

gustav forsling, deadpannedly serious, saying "no" (with a smile)

[skunkes]

longlegs fucking sucked 😭

[unvexes]

this is their dynamic to me

[canneddolts]

(most of) the barney voice lines before the resonance cascade in half life vs. blue shift vs. decay

[lacecap]

i saw you once in a dream

[cosmicrhetoric]

nana (2005) vs kamikaze girls (2004) aka gay yuri vs lesbian yaoi

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Burnbridge Waters - Champagne for Caesar (1951)