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#this is the mexican way 🇲🇽
scxrlettp · 6 months
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I can't describe how much I cried when the race was over! A lot of emotions, I'm so happy and proud of him, the whole night was crazy bc I had chewis, checlerc, cherlos, perlonso and hulkerez crumbs and a lot of chestappen with that race!
That's my man! ¡VAMOS CHECO! 🇲🇽
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checoswrld · 1 year
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Checo took a flight to Qatar after the Abu Dhabi post-season test to go support the Mexican team in the World Cup 🇲🇽⚽
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kuramirocket · 2 years
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The crystal collection I am slowly starting. All of these crystals are from Mexico.
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chasingcandids · 12 days
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MEXICAN SUEGRA 🇲🇽🍑👅
You could see her whole ass I had to shoot Ain’t no way I was missing out🤣
DM to cashapp ‼️
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justcallmesakira · 4 months
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Bsd men with a childish s/o:
Sypnosis: how they go on with their day with you :333
Genre: crack, low key fluff
Warnings: mention of roblox, McDonald's, LOADS of blasting stuff, torturing Mexican man, war flashbacks
Dazai-
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• one word, power couple (more like powerblasting the agency every couple of hours)
• he absolutely loves your childish demeanor, like bro you saw how he acts? He gives undeveloped 22 year old man and so do you🙃
•anyways he actually enjoys your company, your cute little childish acts and stuff
• ex: blasting the electricity cables of Yokohama, drawing silly little Sanrio doodles everywhere, going ":3"after cutely making the enemy go insane etc.
•honestly he would definitely take you to the playground instead of a fancy restaurant 😘👍
•probably swings with you on the swings •"Couple found playing in a children's playground before getting hit in the anal by lighting"
•bro he would go with your childish and stopid tactics😰😰😰
• "omg let's make a paper boat and ride it down the river😍😍🤩😘😘🥰" "anything for you babygorilla😏😈😈😈😽😼"
•like seriously though the agency actually worries, not for dazai but for when he gaslights you with a lollipop into committing double-plugging each other off
•he still enjoys your childish antics, you would go with a cute Lil face doing dumb stuff and he will just watch you with soften eye
•anyways you two have matching energy but unless your in real danger he's not saving you... He's joining you😰😰😨
Chuuya-
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•hahh....
•he's so done with you
•you would act so silly and chilly that's he's gonna get literally WAR flashbacks (dazai I am lookin at you and your little lighter🤨🤨
•when ever he took you to McDonald's you would ask the employee for extra sauce and he would ask "why would you want extra sau- AND WHY ARE WE IN MCDONALD'S ORDERING HAPPY Meals????!!!" *slurps down every sauce packet* "it's for the toy, chuuya"
•he totally not traumatized by your tactics <33
•poor chuuya he just wants to have a nice romantic bath with you and there you are with rubber ducks and balls everywhere
•"darling Ily but why the hell did you stick rubber ducks on your body with Elmer's glue? 😃" -chuuya probably
•even during hard missions your so unserious😭
•it's scares him how goofy your are during a shooting..... *flashback*
•he wants to put like a dog leash on you so I don't wander off Dora the explorer live action (NO YALL NOT IN THAT Way) •chuuya=🙅 you begging him to buy a children's kitchen set= 💁‍♀️🔪🍳.
•he genuinely likes your sweet little innocent side
•whenever he's tired of babysit-- I mean taking care of you he takes you to kouyou and goes 🕳️🎢 'bye'
•HELP AUTOMOTIVE BIBI FOGASA STARTED PLAYING-😰😰😰
•he still cares for you especially when you are tired and fell asleep he would carry you to the bedroom and sleep with your head on his shoulder and him giving you a soft smile :)
•just don't remind him of a certain someone.... 🤕
Fyodor-
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•he doesn't know why he picked up a street dawg like you
•careful who U call street dog before I leave you on the streets😃
•you and gogol would do stupid stuff in his room, run around playing tag all over his office and there he is with his silly little discord mod on his computer (fyodor please get your rusty ass off from that computer)
•you actually like his goofy cartoon mouse logo and made merch out of his organization 😘😘😘
•"myshka, why are you wearing my organization's shirt and a-" "shhhh- I am promoting your company" "what"
•he's just like chuuya but calmer and is questioning how you can act so carefree while he's brutally torturing a Mexican man
•LEAVE THE MEXICAN MAN ALONE FYODOR-🇲🇽
•still he buys you those kitchen set toys so you won't scream "shimmy shimmy ya" during the Doa meetings😃😃😃
•it's actually kinda sweet bcs of the dynamic you share like-- cold x cheerful
•you begged him to play roblox with you
•"I have work to do" "you can blast people in this game" "..."
•"yadayadaya safusafusafu" -you
•he likes your cheery mess but keep it at an extent before he sends you to the adoption center
•ADOPTION CENTER KINK---
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A/N: I am sorry this is bad but it's my first post so please be patient I will start a writing blog with rules and all ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
Divider crds: /@junkyukim on pinterest
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kookies2000 · 10 months
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Because I feel like it.
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Yellow sky? Bare footed characters? Mostly a mess? Over exaggerating some of the Hispanic features. I saw the first episode, and it was just poorly written in general. And what mother calls their son "cochinada." Roughly translates to dirty or trash.
What's good Latino/Hispanic representation?
Colombian 🇨🇴
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In the Caribbean region of Colombia, they light up candles and lanterns on December 8, before sunrise. So the candle giving them magic was a wonderful detail. Generational trauma is a thing for us Latinos, and this film handled it in a healthy and matuer manner. And I love how they didn't shy away with how Spaniards attacked and colonized latin lands.
Mexicans 🇲🇽
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Yes, us Mexicans love death. 🤣 But hey, I was always taught to respect death, La Muerte, and our ancestors. So, it makes sense that many Mexican films talk about death. But I also like that Maya and the Three have Aztec, Mayan, and Incan mythology. Natives to Mexico.
Dominican Puerto Rican 🇩🇴🇵🇷
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Luz mom is Dominican, and Luz dad is Puerto Rican. I appreciate a good interracial couple and a mixed child. Luz name also translates to light, and some Latinos are known for doing witch craft. Or at least knowledgeable about witches and demons, and no, we aren't evil. We just know how to handle this stuff. Plus, the owl has many meanings in Latino culture. To some, I believe the owl is a messenger of death and is telling everyone that death/danger is near.
Afro Latino. Puerto Rican 🇵🇷
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I am a massive sucker for interracial couples and mixed kids because of this. I was working at a hispanic store as a cashier. This woman walks past me and starts talking to the bagger. The bagger has blond hair, blue eyes, and white skin. The bagger looks at me worried because she doesn't speak English. So brown skin, black hair, me has to tell the bagger that the lady wanted ice in Spanish. I then talked to the lady in English. Her reaction? "YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!" Same for a dark skinned man. So many people skip me and talk to him in English. He's Dominican, and he only spoke Spanish. I appreciate films that show Latinos in different skin types and features. We're not all brown. So yeah, the mass diversity in this film is just beautiful. And I love how they wrote Miles relationship with his parents. Realistic conflict and healthy communication. Not falling into toxic stereotypes.
Spainard Puss 🇪🇸 Mexican Kitty & Perrito 🇲🇽
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Spaniards are considered Hispanic but not Latinos like Mexicans. And again, interracial couples for the win. And I love the realism in their romance that heals through healthy therapy. Many people see Mexicans as toxic, so having Perrito as a therapist and the one helping everyone emotionally, it's nice. Not every Mexican is toxic. And I love how you can tell their Spanish and Mexican even though their animals. Puss Spanish accent, Spanish actor, him being a ginger like some Spaniards, flamingo dancing, and gazpacho. Kitty, Mexican accent, Mexican actress, black fur/hair like most Mexicans, quinceañera, and I love how they gave her a luchador mask. Something that originates from Mexico. Also, my brother and I joke how we as Mexiacns can't swim and Kitty nearky drowns in the 1st film. 🤣 Perrito, he's a chihuahua with a Mexican actor. Enough said. I also want to say death is Brazilian because of his actor.
I don't know much about Spanish culture, but someone said the wishing star has a connection to Spanish culture. Is that true? If so, COOL! Because death is connected to Mexican culture. So, Dreamworks finding a way to combine Spanish and Mexican culture in one film is 100% magical.
There are many more, like Beverly Hills Chihuahua 🇲🇽. 🤣 That film is better than Primos. Emperor's New Groove, Peru 🇵🇪, and Rio, Brazil 🇧🇷. Not Hispanic but Latino culture. But this post is getting long. Primos! A huge step down in Latino/Hispanic representation. Especially since we have so many good films and shows that have proper representation.
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evilscuderia · 8 months
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verstappen wins 🥇as usual 😐 this car 🏎 is a missile 🚀 and red bull wins the constructors championship 📈🙄 absolute dominance 💪 no rivals 0️⃣ luckily 🍀☝️ in the perfect team 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦there's also the opposite 📉 donald duck 🦆the one causing all sorts of trouble ☄️🌪sergio perez 🧍🏼‍♂️he starts 🟢 and collides 💥 with sainz's ferrari 🏎 🤨 destroys the rear wing 🔙 and has to stop 🛑 the mexican 🇲🇽 used to aspire to becoming world champion 🏆😂 but verstappen has schooled him 🧑‍🏫 📐time and time again 🧾🤭 perez rejoins under safety car 🚗 doesn't follow the rules 🙄🚨doesn't get in line 🙄🙄 gets a 5 second penalty ⏱while trying to gain places he crashes 💥 once again 😐 with magnussen this time 🤨 he destroys the rear wing and on the radio 📻 they tell him 🗣 that's quite enough bring the car back 🔙 but after 10 minutes they put him back in 🔂 he goes on a single 1️⃣ lap they had forgotten 🤭 he had another 5 second penalty ⏱ to serve 💅the boss horner 🧑‍🦲 said perez has gone through SOME rear wings today 🤭🤭 it looks like 👀 he's on his way 🔜 to getting fired 🔥🔥
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Mexico Memories 2021, not 2020 🇲🇽
SH -IGS Posted 7th February 2024
SH becomes more nostalgic as he ages or he’s drinking too much tequila. It doesn’t have many activities.So there is plenty of time for ruminating.
He visited Mexico in 2021 and 2022 in a row and this photo of drinking Batanga was in July 2021 in La Capilla (Jalisco) It was not in 2020
Does MN want to revisit Mexico too? 🇲🇽
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@kaatje62 I have written about this trip in previous posts. Sam has visited Mexico 3 years in a row, the first was in February 2020, returning to Mexico 🇲🇽 in July 2021 with MN and AN and in August 2022. SH’s photo is from July 2021 in La Capilla Tequila-Jalisco. The UK government in 2021 told people not to travel to "green list" countries (Mexico) except for essential reasons. His travel was not essential. For him, and his friends all travel is essential. A tourist who believed that travel restrictions did not apply to him in Mexico.
M.N. doesn't remember when he was one of the Three Stooges in Mexico during the pandemic 😷 SH, MN and AN were the figures of irresponsible men with a lack of discipline, reckless and risky behaviour, the perfect COVIDIOTS.
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The Mexican government emphasised persuasion for people to follow coronavirus restrictions, with mandatory mask-wearing in public and closed spaces and social distancing.
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Tulum 2021
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La Fortaleza Distillery
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It may have been three years since the pandemic but selfish attitudes are not forgotten. His stupidity was spreading as fast as the coronavirus pandemic, but there will never be a vaccine for his woke stupidity.
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Guadalajara 2021
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M.Neal
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The Three Stooges - SH-MN-AN
@imahalfemptykindofgirl Yeah! SH had his best moment in Mexico before using the country as a back door to enter the United States.
@frenchyses Woke stupidity, in this case it is about stupidity and excesses - it the faculty of thinking in delicate aspects, stupidly, they do not adhere to the rules and refuse to consider them, thinking in their own perspective, and their actions just show that they are just a pretty stupid.
@frenchyses Perhaps you have your definition of "woke", but, this has nothing to do with activist rights or umbrella term for political platforms. Woke stupidity and excesses is a term that extends, more precisely, to define people far more prone to idiocy than is desirable - irrational is always stupid, in the course of action over time, is about human behaviour, nothing else.
@frenchyses The etymology is different. But you still haven't clarified your doubts. —-First was the word woke and then idiocy. All answers were about a whole action. The term idiocy, used is an extremely stupid behavior. It was an explanation but it is also a definition of human stupidity that reveals its own insufficiencies, that’s what it’s about not idiocy. The actions are not beyond the imagination.
@frenchyses As I mentioned earlier and would like to emphasise again, the issue I am discussing has nothing to do with political activism. It is simply about the difference in etymology between the words "stupid" and "idiot".
The word "stupid" originates from the Latin word "stupere" which means "to be amazed or stunned, to be astounded", while the word "idiot" comes from the Greek word "idios" which means "own, private, layman, ignorant person".
This is primarily a discussion about reasoning, human behaviour and different ways of thinking, rather than a matter of social justice, as that is not the focus of my notes.
So, a stupid person is a person, whose thought flow is blocked by some internal or external event, for example by the “wow effect”. This state is usually recoverable.
On the other hand, an idiot is someone whose thought flow is blocked by his Ego / Superiority, flow is not only blocked but cannot change. Due to his behaviour, he cannot change himself due to ignorance. It is very difficult to recover from this state for a given individual. That’s what Dunning–Kruger effect.
@frenchyses None of this is superfluous, in this case, In a literal manner, it is associated with a person in a situation: the pandemic, which exacerbated and accelerated trends, increasing very unintelligent behaviour, and unwillingness to learn. The probability that a certain person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
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bmoshh · 8 months
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HAPPY HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH🇲🇽
Yes . I am a whole week late.. I’ve been getting side tracked..ANYWAY
happy hispanic heritage month to all my Hispanics out there, I’m truly am proud of my heritage, my culture, and where I come from. When I was younger I often wondered why most characters didn’t look like me, maybe I was watching the wrong tv shows lmao but I did wonder why. Of course when I would see a character that was Mexican, and embraced and embedded the culture with the character, I was overcome with joy. Someone who is like me. Someone who eats and celebrates like me. Someone who speaks and talks the same language as me. My culture being represented in media.
Now I will admit, Young me wanted to fit in a typical “American” lifestyle. I wanted to look whiter, I wanted lighter eyes, I wanted lighter hair. I didn’t want to sound funny with an accent due to me learning English. I often rejected who i was and where I came from. I was ashamed, i was ignorant, i was young- I just wanted to fit the American image. As I grew older, I realized what was truly in front of me, who I was.
When I started making ocs, I wanted to heal my inner child. That and represent, and show off my culture. I made my Nuestros ocs.
I know you may find it silly and weird that I express myself this way but, I care. I care a lot. Its who I am.
I’m proud, I really am, of what I made my characters to represent.
Thank you if you read this, it means a lot. Absolutely a lot and I’m sorry for the long post.
Happy Hispanic heritage month🗣️
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brokenpiecesshine · 1 month
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Nothing But Thieves on Instagram, 02/04/2024.
:: MEXICO CITY 🇲🇽 No better way to spend a Friday night. Big love to our wonderful Mexican crowd. Photos by @luisfye, @albert.vega_, @alancortest ::
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heavenboy09 · 11 days
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Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You
The Beautiful & Iconic Mexican Actress🇲🇽👩🏾🧡 Of The Early 2000's & Susan Storm Of Marvel Studios FANTASTIC FOUR OF 2005 & Businesswoman
YOU ALL BETTER KNOW HER
YOU LOVE THE WAY SHE SMILES & LIGHTS UP A ROOM
& GUYS CANT HELP BUT ADORE HER ❤ 💖 💕 😍
THE 1 & ONLY
MS. JESSICA ALBA 🇲🇽👩🏾🧡
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  #JessicaAlba #FantasticFour #SusanStorm
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scxrlettp · 6 months
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I'm so happy for him! My sweet boy! I can't wait to see him in FP1 in Abu Dhabi. Pato deserves all the good stuff and I really hope he gets to ride next season, even if it's just one race! 🫶🏻🇲🇽
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stargirlfics · 2 years
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I really love the amount of cultural inspiration that the creators and producers of black panther put into the movie. I remember when the first movie came out and reading about all the thought that went into the different costumes to represent the different tribes of wakanda based on actual African tribes. I’m not Mexican, not even Latina, but one of my friends is Mexican and she’s so geeked out over the Mayan inspiration for the movie. Her excitement has me excited for her. The creators and creative directors really deserve an award for their work.
Me too!!! I think it’s gonna be absolutely amazing!! The second I saw the Mayan and Aztec influences I was like NO FUCKING WAY ARE WE GETTING INDIGENOUS MEXICAN REPRESENTATION IN THIS?! And I’m so geeked that we are 😍 I’m Black and 🇲🇽 Latina and I just think this movie is really gonna be something special but also just incredibly cool for me personally to see these cultures come to life and to see people who look like me and look like both sides of myself and my family on screen too! I’m so hyped!
Black people and los mexicanos are winning with this!
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deni-means-flor · 9 months
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Stardew Valley but you're at a Mexican Rancho
An Introduction:
Hello, hello everyone. Today I bring you my cursed child of a roleplay playthrough. Basically, Stardew is one of my favorite games because of its cozy vibes, the characters, the main storyline, etc. I just think it's a gorgeous game and even though there are TONS of mods out there to expand on the plotline, I'm a vanilla player (mostly because I can't be bothered with the whole process of installing mods and I don't think my RENTED laptop can withstand it, honestly).
The thing is, I also love roleplaying, and some of the elements of the game (especially the introduction of the game, Lewis' comments about taxes, and the grange display sequence) made me think way too deeply about gentrification in my country, my connection with my late grandparents, what it feels like to be an inhabitant of the periphery (to work in the city but to live on the outskirts) and all the things that make Mexican culture and the way I relate to it, special.
During my first playthrough, I made it 5 years in until the game crashed because I was playing it on a really, really old device, so now that I'm more familiar with the game and the lore, I decided to focus more on this roleplay aspect rather than in obtaining all achievements and the Statue of Perfection quickly, so I decided to expand upon the few elements of roleplay that I had on my first run. The only massive changes I made to my style of gaming on this try, are my choice of husband (Elliott instead of Abigail) and the fact that I'm actively trying to befriend characters like the Dwarf and Krobus, who I didn't get to meet on my first attempt.
Tbh, I'm going to start with the playlist that gives this playthrough its name, and then maybe post some of my cursed fanfics and the fanart they inspired. So far I have fanfics with Abigail, Shane, and Elliott, but we'll see how everything gets. I'm keeping this as a master post to link everything and hope you join me in this weird hybrid that I love.
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sad-brunnettee · 2 years
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Hey I say they you’re 🇲🇽, me too!!! and there aren’t really any fan fics that include poc readers. So I was wondering you you do a Billy or Eddie x fem Hispanic/Mexican reader. Where our culture is represented but not in a fetishized spicy Latina way. Maybe the reader can be a nerd or a stoner or something.
Hi anon! Thank you so much for sending a request. I hope this is what you were hoping for. I tried to write a drabble and be able to do both but I went a little overboard 😣. I’ll make a part two with Eddie.
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Billy Hargrove x reader
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It was just your luck to get paired with Billy Hargrove for your history class. Mr. Smith said it was because you were the smartest in the class but the fact that he sat next to you. You knew you’d have to work with him regardless of your intelligence. He turned to you with a smirk plastered on his face.
“Where do you want to meet up doll?” He crossed his arms and leaned towards you.
As much as you found him hot your main priority was getting this project over and done with. With a straight face you looked him in the eye.
“Well doll I don’t mind where as long as we get this thing done.”
He let out a small laugh “Feisty y/l/n, I like it.” The way your name rolled out of his tongue made you shiver. He lowered his voice and said “Your place, how does that sound?”
At that moment you regretted agreeing to meet up anywhere. Your family would surely intrude.
“You did say anywhere”
“Fine, my place. Today after school.”
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As you leaned on your car you were starting to regret agreeing to this. You weren’t sure what his behavior will be like. You were positive him and your older brother will get in a fight. Both fitting into the macho man category. As you thought of all the possibilities you couldn’t help but play with your curly hair. Something that you usually do to calm yourself down.
You didn’t have to wait much longer before Billy walked out and headed to you.
“Lead the way” he gave you a wink before continuing to walk towards his car.
The ride home seemed to be shorter than usual, getting out of your car you waited for him to do the same. You led him to the door but before opening the door you turned to him.
“I’ll apologize in advance for whatever questions will get thrown at you.”
Not waiting for a response you opened the door and heard your mom making food in the kitchen while blaring out music. You could distinguish it was a song of Ana Gabriel. You walked in after setting your backpack on the couch signaling for Billy to do the same. He followed right behind you anxious as to how your family is.
The first thing that he noticed was the decorations. From the flag of your hometown that hung on the wall to the numerous pictures scattered around. A particular photo caught his attention, it was of you wearing a big puffy dress with a small crown on top of your head.
“Hola mami.” You walked up to her and gave her a hug.
“Hi y/n/n, can you help me by-” her words were cut short as she noticed the handsome guy behind you.
“¿Y el quien es?” She asked with curious eyes, you had never brought a guy over before and you didn’t tell her. Otherwise she would’ve made more food.
“Se llama Billy, he’s here to work on our history project.” You hoped that she will drop the topic but instead she looked towards Billy.
“Would you like to stay for dinner?” Her accent was noticeable but Billy was able to understand her with no problem.
Giving her one of his charming smiles he leaned on the counter. “I would love to.”
While your mom finished cooking, you and Billy stayed in the living room reading the instructions and brainstorming ideas. You were surprised that he actually did his part. Of course there was some teasing from him.
As your mom said that the food ready, Billy thought that she would make small talk and maybe your dad will join you guys. He expected dinner to go by quickly, just like at his place.
He couldn’t be more wrong, as he walked to the dining table he saw three guys fighting over who will get food first, your mom on the left end of the table and two empty seats across from your brothers. He sat down slowly, his family is nothing like yours and he was nervous to say the least.
It was then that he noticed the empty seat on the right end of the table. All commotion stoped when a loud and deep voice was heard.
“I’m starving, is the food ready?” Your dad was taller than Billy had expected. He was sure that if he stood up he would merely reach his shoulders. Your dad walked in all dirty from work, without a care of his appearance, he took a seat. As he glanced up he noticed Billy who looked frightened.
“Who are you?” His furrowed eyebrows made Billy feel like he was looking at his dad.
“I’m Billy, y/n’s history partner.” He said the same thing you told your mom earlier, only with less confidence.
Your mom noticed the small tension that your dads form of speaking had caused and decided to change the subject.
“Billy you better eat up, you wouldn’t want your food to get cold. There’s also agua de horchata if you’d like to try some.” She offered him a warm smile, nothing compared to the smiles that other moms offer him.
“Thank you.”
The rest of dinner went smoothly and everyone talked about their days. Afterwards your mom brought out a plate of flan and small plates for everyone to get a piece.
As you helped your mom wash the dishes Billy walked back to the living room with your brothers who managed to intimidate him. It worked but after a while they warmed up to him, your older brother even offered him a beer which he declined.
Sitting there in front of them he saw the similarities that you shared with your siblings. From your curly hair, to the brown eyes and the brown skin that seemed to glow.
It was clear to Billy that this was the kind of family he hoped to have in the future. One with delicious food and having others support your dreams. It was no wonder why you were a bright student, he hoped to get paired up with you more often.
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🇺🇸🇲🇽🇮🇱 I've discovered a never-before proposed 2-state solution--place Israel between 2 states: Mexico and the United States. #UnitedStatesOfIsrael
ADVANTAGES:
▪️We could put a wall all the way around Israel to protect it from immigration invasions. Since American leadership won't build a wall for Americans, but will spare no expense for Israel, Israel and its wall would serve as a de facto wall for the US border. 2 birds, one shekel.
▪️Texas Governor Greg Abbott wouldn't have to travel half-way around the world to kiss the wall. Remember: the business of Israel is the business of Texas! Perfect synergy.
▪️Easier for American congressmen to make Aliyah.
▪️Israel would get the land from the river (Rio Grande) to the sea (the Gulf of Mexico)--just what it's always wanted.
▪️Israel would be closer to its drug and human-trafficking operations.
▪️American evengelical Christians, concentrated in the southern United States, would be closer to their greatest ally.
▪️Mexico's future next-president ✡️Claudia Sheinbaum could live in Israel and commute home from work on the weekends.
▪️Mexican Catholics would be new Christians for Israelis to spit on.
▪️Finally get some decent tacos and BBQ both in Israel.
DISADVANTAGES:
🔻Israel would be our neighbor.
🔻Fewer wars in the Middle East for American military contractors to profit off of.
🔻No more democracy in the Middle East.
🔻Fewer proxy wars with Russia in the Middle East.
🔻International relations with Iran and other Middle Eastern countries would improve.
🔻We wouldn't get to pay $Billions in bribes to various Middle Eastern countries to not attack Israel.
🔻All the businesses that fled the United States for Israel would be right back on our doorstep.
What do you think of my solution?
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