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lysergicfunk · 11 months

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OutKast's André 3000 Dropping Solo Instrumental Album 11/17/23

#andree 3000 #outkast #New Blue Sun #Instrumental Album #No Bars

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a-cipher · 9 months

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etho has had his keyboard for 20 YEARS. WHAT

#from the end of the new vodskall video #i'm. etho what the fuck.#his space bar is broken. and he doesn't want to replace the keyboard because he's attached BECAUSE HE'S HAD IT FOR 20 YEARS #iskall: there's 20 years of germs on your keys man #etho: you spill a drink on it every once in a while it washes it off #etho #ethoslab #add it to the list of how broken etho 's setup is #to be clear i'm making fun of him but i'm also not. better.#i keep things until they're deadddd dead and I'm forced to replace them

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justaz · 4 months

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lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out

merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???

arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!

merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.

gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??

arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.

merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?

arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??

merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me

arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got

leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!

merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”

arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????

merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?

percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy

elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining

arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh

merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.

#meanwhile leon is praying his thanks to every god and goddess above for their mercy #his pain and suffering is so over #merlin is going IN on arthur who is red as fuck #gwaine is enjoying himself immensely #lancelot pulls out popcorn to watch the two idiots finally get their acts together #flirty merlin x flustered arthur #i think yes #listen. merlin lived in ealdor. a small village of maybe thirty people - four or five being his own age #he was thrilled to be in camelot and have new faces and people to meet #he was definitely the village tease or flirt or whatever #he was gonna be a rake in camelot but unfortunately managed to fall hopelessly in love with the prince of camelot #he burned his dreams of being a rake in exchange for arthur #the issue? arthur rejected his advances. next issue? merlin’s feelings remained and grew #so merlin is a lovesick puppy for a prince who doesnt feel the same and he cant find it in himself to look at anyone else bar a few cases #he and lancelot def slept together at least once. him and gwaine tumbled into bed a few times together #but his heart always belonged to arthur he just never imagined hed get a chance to let his affection be known #now that he knows arthur never knew of his intentions in the first place and was quick to deny he rejected him #merlin is more than happy to let that part of his personality come back and terrorize arthur is a way he hadnt been able to before #hes living his best life rn #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #knights of the round table #fanfiction ideas #prompts #headcanon

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violetsandshrikes · 2 years

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#shriek.#aotearoa #New Zealand #incredible counterprotest turnout! if it goes ahead in Welly theyve now got a decent bar to clear

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stuckinapril · 8 months

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megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

#btw i was rly into megan before it became trendy now in light of her dropping hiss / the nicki debacle #nicki’s latest music has been ass anyway but it’s sad to see her behaving like this to newer rap girls #the parasocial hate is literally so intense / insane like i can’t imagine hating someone enough to be persistently harassing them like this #nicki’s a celeb so you’d think she’d know a thing or two about how dangerous it is to pit her fans on somebody else like this #unless this is all just a bid to stay relevant which i would not be surprised ab but nicki seems PRESSED.#i guess if i released something like pink friday 2 id also be feeling threatened by a new rap girl w the bars megan has #i just want her to leave my homegirl megan alone. good on megan for ignoring and living her best life. the energy i wanna emulate #i’m not usually one to play into the whole pit women against other women thing but nicki’s recent actions are so inappropriate. wild #btw megan majored in health administration in uni?? which is a major factor as to why i’m obsessed w her. anyway #text

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owldart · 1 month

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In my mind timmy is employed by the fairy legal department in the same building as Jorgen and he uses his powers for good (bending rules that are dumb and make kids miserable)

#fop a new wish #fairly odd parents #fop timmy #instead of going to fairy military academy he took the fairy bar exam.#it was terrifying.#but hes not the type to do things normally despite being an average kid #fairy legal is not unionized. hes so tired

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earlycuntsets · 4 months

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I swear this interview contains 80% of our lore

#frank says he was kicked out of bars because his karaoke was too good #do not put “frank: our drummer” anywhere next to me #omg the karaoke part my heart can't take it anymore #not even a bare ass? gerard #frank does air guns #popsicles are the new black #my chemical romance #troublebunchmusic.com #2004 mcr #frank iero #mcr #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #2004 #revenge era #interviews #old web mcr

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newyorkthegoldenage · 2 months

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O'Reilly's bar on Third Avenue in the 50s, August (?) 1942.

Photo: Marjory Collins via the LoC

#vintage New York #1940s #Marjory Collins #bar #ladies' table #restaurant booth #restaurant #1940s hats #1940s New York

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dasnercaret · 2 months

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woah wings! now with siffrin !

#isat #in stars and time #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #wings au #in wings and stars #isat spoilers #act 5 spoilers #siffrin is having a great time with his new wish crafted wings. yes definitely #don't think about his wings surrounding his party like jail bars. he is keeping both them and himself trapped #also his wish craft wings (the black ones) can't fly :)#make of that what you will #dasner art

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justlikebart-allen · 4 months

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tim drake has literally never had a vigilante id that he named/designed himself. robin? inherited from jason who inherited it from dick. red robin? inherited from jason again. drake? fucking stole it from his EVIL ALT UNIVERSE SELF.

and hypothetically he'd be so good at it. think about alvin draper. caroline hill. Mr. Sarcastic. this boy has a new identity for every day of the week and you're telling me he can't come up with his own hero-sona? absolute bull.

#tim drake #dc comics #batfam #ideally this new identity would've been introduced at the end of sum of our parts with the whole #identity crisis and coming into one's own thing that was the core of the story #but barring that. the best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. the second best time is right now #I've seen a bunch of great alt names in fanfic. cardinal and peregrine are the ones that come to mind #but i dont think he needs to stick with the bird theme

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smile-files · 4 months

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here are all of my new bfdi gjinkas, fully done! well, not "fully" fully. these are just colored sketches... i just wanted to get my ideas down, so you folks can see them, and so i can use them in later art! yay!

also, yeah, the proportions are inconsistent, and i pretty quickly forgot to put the squiggle under the team name. but whatever! hope you like them anyway :)

#dandy's doodles #bfdi #battle for dream island #bfdi humie #bfdi gjinka #bfdi human #bfdi humanized #tpot #the power of two #bfb #i really like how these turned out!!!! they're infinitely better than the old ones (though the bar is incredibly low...)#some of my favorite new designs are taggy... cake... bracelety... foldy... stapy... black hole... saw...#though i love them all very much <3

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andy-clutterbuck · 6 months

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The Ones Who Live | 1x05 - Become

#*rattling the bars of my cage*#Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #*#rg #still snowy here #time for a new scarf #f u z z y #rick and his blue undies the real otp #thick things save lives #*pours everclear on the dumpster fire*#I AM LOOKING #not an ounce of respect in sight #gliding my hand like it's on a staircase railing #and also straddling #like a grocery store quarter machine ride and i got a truck full of quarters

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thatrandombystander · 5 months

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"Chaos' Hades 2 design is better because it's hot and having the genderqueer character be less eldritch is better representation"

Well maybe some of us genderqueers like interesting and thematic designs and identify more with eldritch monstrosities over conventional attractiveness? What about the unsettling weirdo representation for freaks like me 😔