#this scene cracked me up

[reizerou-arts]

M🟣CHI M🟣CHI

[hontobakane]

[lamajaoscura]

Everyone thinks they want the mythical forest deity boyfriend, until it's time to meet the parents. Suddenly, your unemployed, lacking formal education, suspiciously rich, 600 year old fox partner raises more questions than can be answered with nine tales.

[deluweil]

"Oh am I on it Cap, saws and jaws" 😂😂😂

Buck looks so happy to oblige, and Eddie looks so amused and inlove 😍😍😍

[pleasetakethis]

[friend-crow]

The crowd outside of the inn: *all make the sign of the cross, then point two fingers towards Johnathan Harker*

Harker: What was that about?

Fellow passenger: It's a charm to to guard against the evil eye.

Harker: Aww, you guys! 🥰

[tessonaut]

✨ saltburn bts pics I adore ✨ (pt 2, pt 3)

[zivazivc]

this came to me in a dream

Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?

anyway...

i don't think floyd leads a proud life

[greghatecrimes]

exhausted local man bullied ruthlessly by his husband and stepdaughter

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

"Wake up, father. I sense a disturbance in the backyard."

But seriously, this little snugbug is what, almost a year old, and she has the early spider-sense awareness down already? She is going to be quite the hero once she gets older, like in the comics.

[nero-draco]

[4and55]

Lando, Osc and his little smoothie

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

[ncutii-gatwa]

HOT FUZZ (2007) dir. Edgar Wright

[themboification]

laudna pulled up her gown, got the girls out and messed with her hair and imogen lost her shit, not blaming her tho, would 100% do the same

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works: