#this shinji ass pose

[burgerboingg]

bro thi was actually so devastating i cant imagine dnf’ing in THE FINAL LAP

[thatdeadaquarius]

ARE YOU PULLING FOR ANYONE/A WEAPON THIS VERSION?

AHHHHHH SCREAMS

YALL IM SO SAD-

I want big tidded mean boyfriend bc just look at him, but also may be using him as a rebound for missing my big tidded electro girlfriend's rerun 😔 💔

Ive been slowly trying to collect all the archons, was gonna wait on nahida bc saw Ei was getting a rerun after her but beginstosob,claspshandovermouth

🥲 i missed the last day of her banner bc i didnt realize a big update was coming out/maintence bc uni started back up, she would be so disappointed in me- I DONT DESERVEEEE HERRRR- 😭😭😭

Which, the new stuff is cool, i love the desert, but my evil electro girlfriend 💔💜 HEARTBEENBROKESOMANYTIMESIDONTKNOWWHATTOBELIEVEEEE

sobsquietly dont even get me started for when kaveh comes out...

(my brains common sense of finances vs. my heart) ⬇️

love yuri on ice sm

Not Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Sad Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

[blue0909]

we will not be recovering from this one chat

[paintedhyenadogs]

Laishuro fanfic where Shuro/Toshiro joins Laios, Marcille and Chilchuck the first time round to save Falin.

Things I can see happening

Shuro/Toshiro is more or less forced to acknowledge that Laios is genuinely just dense and isn't as "graceful" with how dense he is, unlike how he perceives Falin

Shuro/Toshiro learns that telling Laios his feelings directly is better than bottling it up, Laios starts calling Shuro, Toshiro

Shuro notices how similar Falin and Laios are when he is confronted full force with Laios' monster interest

Marcille and Chilchuck realise that Shuro isn't Toshiro's actual name. Marcille is quick to apologise and be all sappy

Senshi inspires Toshiro to eat more to be healthy enough to save Falin. Welcome well rested and well fed Toshiro.

Toshiro realises during the succubus encounter that he is attracted to both Falin and Laios. [Shinji pose image insert here]

Toshiro hesitates when using black magic to revive Falin and sees how much Laios cares for his sister

His retainers go after him, they meet up later on. Izutsumi also splits off and joins Laios' group before they meet up.

Toshiro is chastised for treating Izutsumi as lesser than. They have a strained relationship, but it's getting better.

Encounter part monster Laios, gay panic

Instead of proposing to Falin, he vows to return, to be clear he needs to think about his gay ass feels

The big fight between Laios and Shuro doesn't happen because the situations that would have created and fueled it no longer exist and is replaced with situations where both Laios and himself better their relationship and views of eachother.

[acethegaycard]

So that’s what it means…

Jakkslqmslwmdks

reader curses in another language a lot hcs

Sagau with a reader who basically never curses. Well, at least they don’t think they do. But they do, just not in English. 

By now, your team has gotten used to it, but it was still somewhat confusing. Instead of blurting out insults or other things when you were angry, you said things that they couldn’t quite understand. It sounded like another language, and it was. So they might have even memorized some of them, maybe figured out what a few meant. I mean, they hear it almost every time you play, did you really think they’d never understand them? 

Imagine the surprise when you end up in Teyvat. It’s a shock of course, but do you know what also was? Your team members were literally swearing in another language. They understood you this whole time. The whole time. Well, that’s what you thought at least. They probably somewhat understood the basic definition on most of the words, but once you actually explained what each one of them meant, they kinda stopped using them. But the npcs? Not so much.

Before you were sucked into Teyvat, the npcs only heard you say things they couldn’t understand a few times, but once your team started understanding them, they kind of caught on to the basics of it. You only used them when you were angry, they didn’t recognize it, yea, sounds like something in another language to them. But they found themselves surprised just a tad when they were told what they actually meant. Maybe it was just them, but you didn’t strike them as the type to curse every five seconds. 

But I feel like even with all that, some characters would still use them, and have a field day with ‘em. *cough,wanderer,heizou,venti,itto* 

Like imagine making it sound like a compliment, and then laughing your ass off w/ venti watching people using it to be kind.  (It may or may not be in a few songs now 😭)

Wanderer would just abuse the crap outta them. And it would be the funniest thing to him I swear. Just cussing somebody out and them looking confused asf is top comedy to this guy. And to you too.

Even if your team knows what they mean, they accidentally let them slip once in a while. I have Albedo on my team, so imagine he messes something up in his lab and he’s frustrated and just lets a lil something slip. And then he just sits there for a minute in contemplation, thinking

 “Did I seriously just curse in their grace’s language…” 

he’s shinji posing in his chair rn

(they just call it your language for convenience ok)

Man I’m spitting out ideas today 💪😼

[bleachbleachbleach]

Been thinking about Shinji and Momo and specifically abt them in relations to the system or the ideal of the system that kind of screwed them over. With Shinji being unjustly thrown out and no one rlly fully unpacking how much of an HR concern was Aizen’s weird boundaries with Momo. You once mentioned in one of ur posts abt Shinji that the Vizards for sure do not come back with full trust in the soul society again and have their own agendas. This makes me wonder how Shinji and Momo navigate that system together now that both of them have made the decision to continue to serve under it? Momo, herself does come across as duty bound but has shown instances of acting against it when she feels the need to for the sake of the greater good (like disobeying orders to save hisagi, or admitting that not all laws are good laws even if she’s technically quoting Aizen) Sorry for the rambling! These two just fascinate me cuz I feel like aside from the whole Aizen thing, they’re like two diff flavors of being back on the job after being screwed over. The somewhat jaded mentor and the eager beaver who got the rug thrown under her.

We joke about Gotei HR all the time, but honestly in the context of their own world and worldviews would Aizen and Hinamori come across to anyone as having weird boundaries? I’m not saying it didn’t get weird but I kind of feel like part of the nature of the thing is that it’d be hard for anyone in Soul Society to point to anything Aizen did that was notably weirder than anything else everyone else does. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be an HR violation somewhere (I just completed my state-mandated sexual harassment training three days ago, so it’s all nice and fresh, LOL) but even if the Gotei had HR I doubt it would have helped in Aizen and Hinamori’s case.

I know there are people who get very deep into canonicity debates about whether Aizen and Hinamori ever slept with each other, but I’m not personally all that interested in the genre as a whole—like, the nailing down of what is or isn’t canon. In fanfic, I figure anything goes if you can make it work for you in your story. For my part, I think Aizen would take pride in not having to have sex with Hinamori in order to make his plans work. Like an *everyone* does sexual manipulation but he doesn’t even *have* to and that’s the *beauty* of the game kind of deal.

But to the question itself!

My take on Shinji is that he is, of course, very well aware of the ways the Gotei fucked him and the rest of the Vizard, and has no illusions about that. But he’s not someone who simmers in that in the same way that Hiyori does.

Honestly, maybe a good comparison might be that Shinji treats the Gotei the way he treated Aizen as a vice-captain. According to Aizen, that was a mistake, but Shinji knows the Gotei better than he ever knew Aizen. Arguably, the Gotei is more knowable than Aizen. Shinji has a certain savvy about him with respect to the Gotei as an institution, and if you now how it works, then there are degrees to which it can be managed, and perhaps even made to work for you. And if you want that to happen, the only place you can do that work is inside it, as one of its Captains. Shinji’s known that since even before TBTP, probably since before he was even himself a Captain the first time around.

But I think another key element here is that Shinji is very, very good at separating the work from the institution from the people. He can engage his octopus brain and hold the meaning of what shinigami effect in the world separate from the ethical and bureaucratic conundrums posed by the Gotei, separate from the personalities that make it up (which are the problem and the best part about the Gotei in turns). He reminds me of this guy who’s been in my toxic-ass profession for AGES but still has a ton of energy and capacity for wonder and enthusiasm and being smart in ways that make everyone smarter, and he manages this by being absolutely ruthless about not getting all sopped up by departmental drama or overly precious about ~the profession~ and making very intentional decisions about what matters and what absolutely doesn’t. I think having that as a model was incredibly useful for Hinamori, as someone with a propensity to care deeply for and about everything.

I mentioned in the tags of another post that I envisioned Hinamori as having a healing justice orientation to the world, part of which is about locating “evil” outside of individuals. It is not inherent, but made. While this does not absolve Aizen of his actions or their supporting worldviews, a path to forgiveness is at least partly about recognizing the bigger picture that produced the conditions for the fomenting of these views/plans. (And that’s before the many ways the system failed them in ways that didn’t come directly through Aizen.) Which means that moving past Aizen is also about moving past the Gotei/Soul Society, while also continuing to work for it—in a major, responsible way.

Like, Hinamori is not clocking in to sweep the floors and then leave to her wife and kids. She’s leading the thing. So what’s the journey there? We see her reclaim her role as 5th Division Vice-Captain in the Winter War (as distinct from being Aizen’s Vice-Captain—ymmv on this, like Matsumoto’s does). In that role, Hinamori has not seemed to have much of a problem with challenging authority when she felt it just to do so, even in moments of more even temper (shouting at Byakuya over Renji’s unconscious body lol). Which I feel like lends credence to the idea that Aizen’s betrayal was probably not her introduction to the world being often an unjust and deeply painful place, or even to the Gotei being these things. Like, I think she understood that. Maybe Aizen even talked to her about that, and part of why she liked him so much was the opportunity to have these long, intellectual conversations about philosophy and governance. And what do you do at the end of these conversations? You can be bitter and angry about it; you can be angry and want to burn it down; you can drink the Kool-Aid and become complicit in it; you can naively deny it and either become complicit in it or get destroyed by it; or you can—

Do what Shinji and Hinamori do about it together, which is to resolve to be the energy they wish to see in the world, which in their interpretation also requires some complicity—being officers in Gotei—and, having made that choice, periodically needing to process that. I mean, I think that’s part and parcel of being involved in any kind of institution (I know I think about it allllll the fucking time), but I imagine the experience is further magnified by the particular histories Shinji and Hinamori have with the Gotei.

I imagine sometimes—a rough week at the office, or in the aftermath of a Blood War they wonder if they aren’t being too complicit. Or, conversely, if they aren’t echoing Aizen too much, in their resolution to craft a world of their own devising. But they were different people, both from each other and very much from Aizen; their devices and visions are different, too. And so the fear falls away.

It will come back. It will probably never leave. But sometimes it’s better to be haunted than not, and ghosts can be welcome reminders.

[pokemenlovingmen]

Random selection of Pokeguys with this old classic:

Character: “I wasn’t that drunk last night!”

“You were flirting with S/O.”

Character: “So? He’s my boyfriend.”

“You asked him if he was single.”

“And then cried when he said he wasn’t.”

… you guys know the one I’m talking about right? A big fandom meme but I can’t find the og, if there even was a non fandom-affiliated og. This is probably really convoluted for a shitpost lmao I’m sorry, this is just silly goofiness to me while I wait for requests and the guys here were just kinda picked by who I thought would be the most fun to write.

Content warnings: alcohol consumption and drunkenness

Adaman

💎 — Emotionally devastated but trying so hard not to show it

💎 — Considering he was sloppy-ass drunk enough to ask you, HIS BOYFRIEND, if you were single that’s not really something he’s doing great at

💎 — “Oh nooo that’s so… I’m sorry… oh noooo you’re just so pretty :(“

💎 — He stares vacantly off into the distance, holding back tears while you stare at him and wonder how long it’s gonna take for him to realize.

💎 — It’s kinda pathetic so you give up the joke and tell him the truth, to which he ACTUALLY bursts into tears.

💎 — “Hweuuuhhh Mighty Dialga is truly gracious and kind to have blessed me with your love I’m so luckyyyyyyyyy”

💎 — Just leans against you and sobs for a while, while you pet his hair and try to console him and insist this is real life, and that you’re sorry about the trick. Mai and Irida, who are watching the whole thing, are NOT sorry you pulled this one because it’s fucking hysterical

Melli

💙 — WAILS

💙 — Cue incoherent sobbing into your shoulder about why Mighty Dialga hates him so much that it would torment him with the ethereal beauty that you are that he’s forbidden to have

💙 — If only they existed in Hisui, you might want to grab a velvet chaise for him to lay on and sob dramatically in a very theatrical pose

💙 — When you finally give up the joke and tell him that the person you’re dating is, in fact, him, it’s like you just clicked the off switch. I mean, the tears are definitely still flowing but he shuts up instantly and stares at you like you’ve grown a second head.

💙 — Then starts fanning his face, still clearly crying while trying to look all smug and confident.

💙 — “HMMMMMPH of course I knew that, only I would be worthy of your company anyway” (still visibly crying a river)

💙 — Clings to your side the entire night and also looks like a pathetic wet rat while he does it

Red

🔥 — :(

🔥 — visible despair

🔥 — sad shinji meme

🔥 — he just kind of. sulks. pouting very dramatically.

🔥 — I mean good for you and whoever you’re seeing but he’s very drunk and to him you’re like the hottest man on earth right now??

🔥 — Eventually you put your arm around him and hit him with the “Red honey, I was talking about you. You’re the other person I’m seeing.”

🔥 — …

🔥 — :,D

🔥 — prommy????

Ingo

⚫️ — INSTANT ugly crying but not for the reason you think actually.

⚫️ — “WAUUGH PLEASE FORGIVE MY RUDENESS I DIDN’T MEAN TO IMPOSE I AM SO IGNORANT PLEASE TELL YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER I’M SORRYYYYYY”

⚫️ — I mean yeah, he’s also upset you’re apparently not single but all he can think about is how much he must have offended you and AUGH you’re so handsome and sweet and he was so clueless please don’t take it personally he doesn’t really know what’s gotten into him!!!

⚫️ — Probably the one you have to drop the joke the fastest with because you were NOT expecting this reaction at all and between all the sobbing and shouting you’re starting to worry about when the last time he actually took a breath was.

⚫️ — You end up needing to rub his back and scream your own apologies to him because you were only joking, the person you were dating is HIM!

⚫️ — At this he’s now just crying for a different reason, because he’s so lucky and you’re so handsome and he doesn’t know what he did to deserve this.

⚫️ — He calms down pretty fast after that, but never mention that incident to him again

⚫️ — He already doesn’t drink much and remembering how dramatic and off kilter he was being that night just has him actually wanting to curl up in a hole and just. Live there.

Emmet

⚪️ — “Oh! Okay then!”

⚪️ — You’re a bit surprised by his unfazed reaction for being absolutely piss drunk, but after delivering that line he immediately pivots on his heel and speedwalks the hell away.

⚪️ — You call his name at first, and when he doesn’t respond and also looks DEAD SET on leaving whatever event you guys are at, you have to run after him calling his name all the while.

⚪️ — Drunk Emmet thought process: Dear lord, I’ve made a horrible mistake. I am extremely embarrassed. I’m going to immediately vacate the area and probably never come back.

⚪️ — You practically corner him because he is so, so fixated on leaving out of sheer embarrassment when you explain you were just messing with him and the person you’re already dating? That’s him.

⚪️ — By the look on his face, he practically needs one of those little buffering wheels above his head, because he is thinking HARD about this. His entire worldview has shattered. The earth has stopped turning. His wig is gone.

⚪️ — Eventually he just… climbs into your arms and lets you take him back to where you guys were. Both extremely embarrassed for a totally different reason now while simultaneously being in complete and total awe that sober him scored someone like you. Woah.

[sweet-milky-tea705]

Shinji pose Leander. Please. For the people :3c

Leander when he reads how many people would sniff his nasty ass leather pants

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

霊圧 + 淫慾. // spiritual pressure + lust. [sashi-ya x twoop]

Kenpachi Zaraki, Kensei Mugurma, and Shinji Hirako: Getting Caught During Sex Part 2 Created by: The-witch-of-one-piece/WC:800+/Masterlist/Collab w/ @sashi-ya💜

TW: getting caught, fingering, groping, dirty talk, oral sex, penetration, voyeurism

Kenpachi

“I told you already,  I was going to take care of you tonight but you didn’t want to listen. And now we are here.” Kenpachi spoke in a rough tone.

Legs far apart from one another he practically ripped your bottoms and panties off of you. Your undone top is exposed to the code air. Your back pressed against his chest. His hand groped your breast while his fingers were pushing into your messy cunt. “Is it wrong to want to be touched by my wonderful captain?” you teasingly said. Your hand reaches behind your touching his face. “Wonderful? You mean wanting to be touched like a little slut by someone who can tear you apart. You have one sick mind to think I’m wonderful.” His fingers began to move faster inside you.

The door was open to his office and he didn’t care who saw, you wanted it so badly he didn’t give a flying rat's ass who saw. Ikakku didn’t seem phased by what he saw when he walked into the door because he saw way worse from you both. “Sorry to interrupt the weird thing you're doing to _____  but Catpain they are waiting for you to give the orders...” His eyes were looking at the corner of the wall not wanting to see you exposed. 

You tried to cover up but Kenpachi refused “Don’t be all shy now _____.. You are getting what you wanted right now ….. Ikakku tells them I’m attending to _______ it won’t take me long to finish her off. I will see them in a few.” Once he spoke Ikakku left  “hurry up and cum for me now little slut.” 

Kensei 

“Nghh~~mmmm~~oh god kensei~~” your moans were lingering a bit longer. The mat where you both did your stretches was being used in a different way.  Both of his hands pressed on the back of your thighs as he buried his face deep into your cunt. His lips began to suck on your clit. Your finger gripping the white hair Captain. Pushing his face more into your cunt.

“Those stretching poses of your work and to find out you didn’t wear any panties, you wanted this to happen.”  he was savoring the juices coming from your cunt. He enjoys the health-like style you both hand and he could taste the difference in your cunt juice.

“I wasn’t expecting you to do it now~~~” you arched your back closing your eyes. “Fuck~~~~ “ you began to heave a bit more. “Just like that,” you spoke in a quick tone that has a slightly high pitch to it. “I think that is a no you guys want to eat out…” you heard Mashiro giggling at the entrance. “Well, Captain you're already eating out… HEY GUYS THE CAPTAIN IS ALREADY EATING HIS MAIN COURSE IS ______!” Kensei picked his head up with a bit of a red tint on his face, “GOD DAMMIT MASHIRO!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU THIS TIME.” he shouted from the top of his lungs.

Shinji 

“Don’t drop me, Shinji.” You're held onto his shoulder, your back hitting the cold wall. Feeling your eyes rolling back of your head. Your juices were trickling down his cock as he continued to hold onto your thighs for support. 

“Ssss easy on the digging into my skin _____, I told you I got you,” Shinji spoke in a teasing tone. Her tongue traced your bottom lip before he pressed them against yours. 

Feeling his tempestuous cock slide inside and push through your dripping slit aching to be filled by no one else but him, Shinji let out a low groan as his member sheathed deeper into you.  He was usually more of a person who gradually increased his speed instead of ramming into you like an animal, but not this time. This thrusting motion he had made you a complete mess. The force behind each pound was sending your body over the edge and knocking the air out of your lungs. Shinji could see you were lost for words. Just crying out his name he was turned on by it. “Am I interrupting something?”  Rojuro looked at you both. He didn’t have a bashful look on his face; he was still rather calm.  Shinji looked a bit annoyed. He was still inside of you but stopped his thrusting. “Can I help you with something?”

“Well I was dropping by to see if you wanted to get a drink but I see you have your hands full.” he let out a small chuckle.  “Bit of advice might be to choose a different venue for the fun time and not an empty hallway. It will be empty  for a while till someone passes by.”

Tagging: @stygianoir @tealcat001 @dumbbitch223 @bookandyarndragon @jin-supremacy01

[grapegoggle]

augh augh oughhh (shinji chair pose)

sorry for the depressing evil ass agent 4 drawing the other day, im doing something cool i think and there will be 2 more (im doing something based off of weezer’s The Futurescope trilogy)

ive noticed that music really influences my art a lot. (yeah well duh) but like a lot of my drawings are based off a songs vibe or lyrics. like this last one has lyrics from Please please please let me get what i want by The Smiths, covered my deftones. Idk i think it helps me get the emotion of the drawing across, even if its a really simple sketch or doodle.

anyway weezers futurscope trilogy. its in the last 3 songs from their album Everything Will Be Alright In The End. the whole album is really good too honestly i think you guys should listen to it (pretty please). i’ll probably talk more about the futurscope trilogy when i finish the other two pieces. AUGHHHG anyway sorry this is CRINGE☝️☝️!!!!!

[zph1nx]

Is that.. EVANGELION 😧😧🤯🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

rewatched evangelion like 3 days ago and remembered that recreyo also did a evangelion scenario so, take this 💯🫶

I'm also planning to draw curt and christian in this random ass evangelion au btw, curt is gonna be Gendo [💀] and idk who to make christian as.. [probably kaworu? Idk]

(you don't know how badly I wanted to draw Ivan in that one shinji chair pose)

[hostilemuppet]

naaahhhh why Viva posted up like that. Fucking “fisheye lens on the head to show character losing their mind” ass posture. “Shinji, YOU’RE CRINGE!!1!” pose in front of a mirror and everything. Currently racing to the bottom (lol) with Clay to reach the coveted spot of Tdau’s most suicidal troll. She is NOT well!! And I can’t WAIT to see what fucked up thing she does next. Troll emoji 🧌

OKAY IM GLAD THE "youre cringe" SHINJI CRYING IN MIRROR REFERENCE CAME ACROSS BC I ONLY LOOKED IT UP AFTER THE FACT AND REALISED I WAS WAYYYYYY OFF 😭😭😭 she didnt look nearly pathetic enough. she wasnt even crying! but to be fair i dont think she cries a lot anymore :///

[chailoserr]

BLEACH HEADCANONS

just a bunch of silly little headcanons

characters included: shinji, rukia, urahara, kenpachi, uryuu, yoruichi, and aizen

warnings: a few sex jokes, but that’s pretty standard content from me

SHINJI

• eats peanut butter and jelly with goldfish on them probably

• he’ll stir macaroni aggressively to recreate bad sex noises

• this man watches spongebob squarepants religiously

• i think that if he were to try on clothes he’d be the kind of guy to say “do these yoga leggings make my ass look fat? please please please tell me my ass looks fat”

• i feel like he’s really bad at flirting

• the kind of guy to say “hey girl are you an elevator cuz you look like you could raise a child”

• someone has probably forced him to recreate the iconic evangelion shinji chair pose

• his blood stream is probably like, 89% mcdonald’s sprite

• i think he’d get really dramatic when listening to music and ichigo and rukia would just walk in on him and start bullying him

RUKIA

• probably has worn platform heels to grow taller than ichigo out of spite

• her favorite disney movie is probably brother bear, which is a top tier film

• if she were to have a full ass bedroom she probably get a bunch of cute stuff for it and organize everything

• when swimming she probably gets on renji’s shoulders while ichigo’s on chad’s shoulders and they play wrestle

• loves shopping with orihime probably, it’s like a whole new experience for her and she’s probably really amazed by everything

• definitely takes more than one sample from the samples table on accident

• when at the mall with orihime she wants to know this victoria and her secret

• orihime would probably have to drag her out of the place with a hand clapped over her eyes and the other holding rukia’s leg

• probably likes wearing rings

• she’ll try bonding with byakuya by reading about normal sibling things and be all like “brother! to bond we should try wearing a get along shirt together for 24 hours!”

• it’s stupid but byakuya wants to be a cool and nice older bro so they wear the shirt and look really proud while doing it

• rukia probably goes nuts for juice, especially if it was a juice flavored slushie

URAHARA

• this man probably goes dumpster diving for his clothes and there’s absolutely no shame in that game

• he’s definitely found a dumpster baby or two during his search

• looks like he eats subway and jersey mike’s religiously

• i think he’ll play like uno or poker with the kids

• probably stays up late talking to yoruichi about dumb shit like “what if pasta was purple—we should make pasta purple”

• i don’t think this man has cleaned his bucket hat in y e a r s

• he’ll claim that the smell is just his natural musk

• probably watches bad reality tv, stuff like love is blind

• he watched the entire twilight saga and had a blast doing it

• has probably pissed in a pool

• in fact, he probably makes it his mission to piss in every pool he enters

KENPACHI

• probably can’t cook

• idk how yachiru survived with him all those years bc i feel like he would try cutting up stuff to make food but it was cut TOO aggressively and it’s inedible

• probably let’s yachiru play with his hair

• he eats bowls of nails for breakfast…without any milk

• i feel like he’d run into a mannequin at a mall and then try to fight it bc it was “challenging” him

• sleep fights

• like it’s a natural thing for him, he just thrashes around and fights shit in his sleep

• when he gets too aggressive it’ll take a lot of people to hold him down and tell him “NO YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE BEES”

• has probably said “i don’t talk about feelings, i don’t have any, i’ve never seen one, i’m a night stalking, hollow fighting vigilante and a heavy metal rapping machine, i don’t feel anything emotionally except for R A G E, 24/7, 365, at a million percent, and if you think there’s something wrong with that, you’re crazy”

• but then he turns around and dresses up with ikkaku and yumichika for yachiru’s tea parties

URYUU

• i like to think that he enjoys collecting something weird, like garfield themed phones or paper clips

• he probably goes nuts in the office depot store

• he’s kind of awkward so i imagine he’d be the kind of person to just talk about his special interests to people and be like “ha, they should love me by now for knowing so much about this thing”

• canonically good at sewing and such so i think he actually enjoys making clothes for everyone like silly little hats and purses

• i think he does laundry for fun

• he’s probably the designated picture taker/quote book peep and he really enjoys it

• the man probably has organized BINDERS of quotes from the year, month, and d a y they were said

• i think he’d listen to lofi and bedroom pop kind of music while he worked on sewing or something

• has probably memorized the entire dictionary word for word

• i feel like he hates bugs

• like, terrified of them

• probably took up making friendship bracelets with orihime

• i think he’d enjoy aquariums

• he’d probably start giving everyone in the group specific facts about the fish they were seeing

• was definitely a lego kid, i can f e e l it

• if ichigo or someone was to bring a bag of skittles to share with the group, he’d probably stop them from eating, dump the skittles on a clean surface, and start organizing them by color before anyone could even touch them

• probably wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob growing up, twas only veggie tales

• his favorite veggie tales character was definitely archibald

• overall he’s a sweet boy

• his daddy needs to be nice to him

YORUICHI

• she seems like the type who is exclusively awake at night

• probably does dumb shit with urahara while she’s being nocturnal too

• karaoke? yes. shots? yes. talking about that aforementioned dumb shit? absolutely

• i feel like she’d wear dumb shirts like “this fisherman has a fat cock and he’s not afraid to use it as bait”

• they’re definitely gifts from urahara, but she loves em

• she probably likes going out to eat a lot

• i think she’d enjoy hooters, but in a respectful way

• probably enjoys being lazy and just breaking into urahara’s shop to crash there

• definitely enjoys pranks

• “guess who just walked the prank, kisuke, you’ll never guess who” she says as urahara barfs up the kimchi, milk, sprite, and pickle juice mixture that she tricked him into drinking

AIZEN

• staring off strong: he doesn’t know that women can g e t head

• you’d think he’d have big cock energy but that is simply not true, he’s just tryna compensate for his small pp

• sex jokes aside

• probably likes kale salad except kale is the only thing on the salad and it’s not a salad at all it’s just kale

• this man thinks eating ice cubes is fun

• “mmmm scrumptious, frozen water”

• he probably likes taking freezing ass showers

• and when asked how his sleep was he’s like “i don’t sleep, i only dream”

• his hair has enough product in it to put evil oil barons to shame

• they want his h a i r

• has a “natural musk” that’s akin to the smell of a bad danimals drink you spilled on the carpet of your car three months ago

• probably doesn’t actually know real spanish and he thinks that “las noches” means something super emo like “wolf rose full midnight sky kingdom🐺🥀”

• could be easily defeated if only ichigo and rukia had tried to sing CPR by cupcakke while they thought ONLY about the “hey ya” music video while ALSO doing the “hey ya” just dance choreography

• the chaos would surely throw him off his rhythm

[coern]

I'm trying to write a SINGLE PARAGRAPH for this fucking art school submission and I'm struggling on finishing this SINGLE PARAGRAPH while my lost sisters loud ass fucking cat screams in my ear for attention because she chose this perfect time to come out to the sunroom for the first time in her entire dwinky life while I do a pose akin to the shinji in the chair meme

[biscuit-munchies]

interesting Pokémon design similarity >>

OK SO I was watching a video talking about Pokémon character design, specifically binging GatorEX’s videos on said topic cause y’know, bored? well I happened to stumble across a specific old gen 2 design that really scratched my brain a certain way.

SO

This is Will’s old design before the gen 2 remakes. He’s one of the Elite Four of the games if I recall correctly.

I was like “oh nea-WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT hold on???”

I went looking through my reference photos (I keep a lot of them) And look who shares a striking similarity to our funny elite four member

Paul.

Shinji.

HUH????

Just LOOK AT THEM THEY BOTH HAVE:

similar hair style/color

similar eye shape

same facial expression

SAME DAMN POSE??!

Like it could be one HUGE ass coincidence but I think it’d be cooler if the people working on the Pokémon anime at the time took inspiration from the older games and also how gen 2 and gen 4 are deeply connected so I think that’s pretty neat

also surprised that many anipoke/deep pokemon fans haven’t noticed the similarities but I get it cause gen 2 official art was difficult to get until like recently if I recall correctly but looking at the two side by side? Come on, there HAD to be some inspiration.

[redrowletart]

10 December 2021

ORIGINAL POST CAN BE FOUND ON TWITTER HERE

A bunch of redraws I did after finishing NGE! These are even older than when they were posted actually, I drew them sometime in August 2021.

I really like how the pictures of Asuka came out! Definitely my favourite.

Media description under the cut. Please do not repost or edit my art.

[Media Description:

This post features fanart for the anime series, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The first image is a redraw of a Twitter screenshot featuring Asuka Langley Soryu. It reads, "I always got bullied and called names for being too pretty. The kids always called me "pretty face"" followed by a sleepy face emoji and the hashtag "growing up pretty". Attached to the tweet are two portraits of Asuka, posing for the camera.

The second image is a redraw. Ayanami Rei sits in front of a pizza, seemingly levitating a slice in the air. Her fingers are to her temples, her eyes are shut and her mouth is slightly open. Beside her, in the darkness created by the camera flash, Ikari Shinji looks at her, dead-eyed.

The third image is another redraw. Suzuhara Tōji leans over a school desk, grabbing a handful of Aida Kensuke's ass through his uniform pants. Horaki Hikari can only watch from the background.

End of Media Description.]