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the-silentium · 2 years

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Featuring New Friends

Masterlist

Pairing: Crosshair x Reader, Hunter x Reader

Words: 6513 words

Warnings: Swearing, O66 mentions, angst.

A/N: I owed Kayden to have his final chapter done after it slept in my WIPs for 9 months. Now everyone has closure so I can think of a new horror/suspense story.

Also, big shoutout to @clone-rambles who let me use her OC Rift Squadron for Kayden’s prank. You can read more about the Rift Squadron here!

Taglist: I didn’t tag anyone on purpose, since I don’t want to bother anyone with a story that is so old. BUT. This is fully dedicated to @clone-rambles and @haloangel391 cuz you two stayed with me for the long run and I can’t thank you both enough!

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"Holy guacamole." Kayden breathed in awe at the sight of the raging storm beating the white facilities as the door opened. "This storm is crazy!"

You overlooked the rhyme to shush him as an officer made her way over from a more crowded part of the hangar. It wasn't your first time on Kamino, but the feeling stayed the same; you already wished you could turn back around and go. It wasn't just that you knew this place had been hell for the people you called your family, you had seen first hand the disdain they all received from their fellows and this time, the heavy atmosphere that floated around the place was disturbing to say the least.

It was understandable, given what the clones had recently endured, that they were down and gloomy, Crosshair had been that way for the biggest part of the trip until you let Wrecker take your place and went with your lover at the back to hush his demons. You had not anticipated that they would look like dead men walking.

Some of them had their helmets off, showing their dull eyes and haunted gazes, whereas a majority of them kept their helmet on.

"Squad name, trooper." The officer inquired once she was close enough so the engines of the arriving ships wouldn't drown her words. Her gaze was glued to her datapad, its blue screen illuminating the bags shadowing her tired eyes.

"Commando Squadron Clone Force 99." Hunter answered with a frown. He quickly looked around the busy hangar, taking in the effect of what happened to Crosshair, but in its bigger scale.

Officer-- you looked at the name tag over her heart-- Vega scrolled through an extensive list on her device, muttered some words under her breath and finally stopped over your squad's name. She quickly checked the box and finally met Hunter's eyes with a sharp nod.

"Have you, or anyone of your squad, been injured or induced injuries to anyone around you during the mind-controlling episode a day ago?" She asked in a monotonous voice, as though she already knew the answer. She was already going for the red box when Hunter shook his head.

"No. We did not receive any transmission."

The story you all agreed on was plausible as no Jedi General was assigned to your team and only a select few officers had your commlink number. It also helped that you used the Core to remove every trace of your injuries, all that remained were emotional and mental scars that would take time to heal, both for you and Crosshair.

Despite your expectations, Crosshair wasn't as stiff as a board at the reminder, his tight fists were the only sign that he was affected. He had hurt you. They all knew. You noticed Crosshair's hands twitch right before he suddenly opened his fists to press his palms against his sides. Closing them felt wrong, he had told you on the ship. You remembered the feeling of being strangled and he too remembered the feeling of your skin under his fingers.

"Lucky lads. More squads are expected in the following hours. Until everyone is accounted for, please remain in Tipoca City." With that said and the green box checked, she wandered off to another arriving team.

"I guess we'll be stuck here for a little while." Hunter sighed.

"Ain't that bad news!" Kayden's snickers could be heard from your side, yet he remained invisible.

"Keep quiet until we are alone." You reminded him, already on edge because of the ambiance.

"Come on. Let's get to our quarters and relax while we can." A hand fell on your shoulder for a second and Hunter took the lead, his hand falling back at his side.

Wrecker was undeniably excited to be back on base, Tech seemed unfazed, Echo was lost in some memories and Crosshair kept his helmet on. You chose to walk by his side, not too close so you respected the space he asked you to give him, but close enough so he knew you were still there to help and that you still didn't hold a grudge against him.

You knew how to make a difference between them. Soulless Crosshair and Real Crosshair weren't the same in any way. It was unfortunate that he had a hard time differencing the two. You simply hoped that between you and his brothers, he would finally see that he wasn’t as bad and detestable as he projected himself to be. This goal, you knew, was achievable with time, patience and love.

Your feet froze at the last second, avoiding a sharp collision with hard plastoid. You stood in the entrance, taking in the familiar mess and the strong scent that reminded you of your shack back in the dark confines of Alryan. The boys were already walking towards their respective spaces, leaving you and a now visible Kayden to look around the area.

"Reminds you of something?" You asked Kayden with a jab in the side that went right through his form. It was his first time here after all and he clearly made the same connection as you, the glint of familiarity lightening his eyes giving him away.

"That small shanty of ours." He chuckled. "How could I miss the resemblance?"

"It was messy?" Tech wondered, surprised that your organized self lived in a disorganized environment.

"And smelly. All thanks to this guy." You pointed to the brunette who was looking at the carved lines on the wall by the door. "I stopped trying to clean everything up after a while. An hour later, all the junk was back where it was."

"Don't know what you're talking about." He shrugged nonchalantly. "And this place is already bigger than our shack."

"True." You ventured towards Crosshair's bunk seeing as Hunter was busy looking through his storage and you didn't bother to create a space for yourself like you all did for Echo as you usually shared a bed with one of your boyfriends. You took a seat beside him, both your back leaning on the wall. His head turned slightly to acknowledge you before he went back to cleaning his rifle. Kicking your boots off, you grabbed the fluffy blanket-hoodie you forgot at the foot of his bed during your last trip here to put it on and wrap your arms tightly around your form.

This damn rainy planet was obviously wet and added to the air conditioning keeping the city at such a low temperature that no bacteria could proliferate, you had no chance to keep yourself warm without an additional layer or a warmth buddy. You moved to the side so you faced Crosshair, your legs folded at your side and your head rested on your shoulder that leaned on the wall.

Each movement of his hands was performed with utmost precision. Countless hours of practice had led him to master his art and you knew for a fact that he could accomplish his task while looking somewhere else, at your lips for example, or while you tried to distract him with a make-out session. He had a talent to mentally map everything perfectly, it being his very prized rifle, the Marauder during lights-out or your body, and venture their surfaces without any inconvenience despite his best perk being unavailable at the moment.

Everyone was doing their own thing, Kayden, you noticed, had already disappeared somewhere. You didn't want to think about what it could lead to, let him have his fun while you enjoyed the small break before chaos fell over your head again. After all, Hunter hadn't been opposed to his shenanigans in the condition that no one saw him.

A chuckle unconsciously escaped your lips, thinking of all the possible tricks Kayden could play on the Kaminoans. The Gods knew what this man was able to create in that twisted mind of his and you were certain that this was another reason as to why he found his way back to you.

The night before that fateful day you met the Batchers, you had thought about whether to bring Kayden with you and play outside like brainless kids, be yourselves again for half a day where no one could see the two of you, and spit insults your way. It would have been a soul-lifting experience. The major problem was Murphy Day in itself. Kayden was not a skilled hunter and the jungle being wild and dangerous in its normal days, it would have been right down suicidal to bring him along. He could have died and you were not ready to survive being the village’s scapegoat alone, as selfish as it may sound. It was still one of your biggest regrets to think that he had to live your worst nightmare, one that he reassured was forgiven and forgotten many, many times.

Having Kayden with you that day and him meeting the Batch in their vulnerable states would have been a whole new experience. Everything that happened- the outcome wouldn’t have been the same with your best friend there. You wouldn’t have found a new family, wouldn’t have found two of the most important people in your life, wouldn’t have discovered who you were and how to become the best version of yourself. They would have become a story that you and Kayden would reminisce with a laugh during the bad days to cheer yourselves up, just clones who crossed your path, needed help to get out of their unfortunate situation and went on their way because let’s be honest, they would have had enough of Kayden after two minutes in his presence.

Warm fingers softly lifted your chin and you realized your eyes had closed on their own. You pucker your lips at the intervention, morphing your dreaming expression into a questioning frown. Crosshair had to lift the hood that fell way too low on your head in order to meet your eyes.

"What are you thinking about?" He paused cleaning his rifle to focus on you and that simple gesture brought a small smile to your lips.

Your brain short-circuited for a second. What were you thinking about indeed? Oh. Right.

"I was thinking that what should have been the worst decision of my life turned out to be the best." You shuffled a bit closer. "And how I found and saved my two handsome loves, and one of them twice, on that same day." You poked his stomach playfully to remind him of his misadventures on Murphy Day.

He snorted to hide the slight wince that contorted his features, certainly at the memory of the fruit that made a whole mess of his body. "We got even pretty fast."

You hummed, clearly remembering the worst fall of your life. “That’s true. And then I saved your ass again.”

His forehead met yours in the softest of contact, the grunt resonating from deep within his throat proved that he remembered the crazy experience of being carried right and left in a kid's cage. “Have I ever told you what I’ve heard from your soul?” He smirked. He knew he never told you. But now you were curious. And mortified. What had he heard?

You pulled back to see his smug self looking down at you. “What did you hear?” You knew it would be embarrassing. That shit-eating grin was only reserved for such occasions.

He laughed deep from within his chest. “I’m not tellin’.”

You whined. “Crooooooss.”

He returned to his task at hand, ignoring all your whines and pleas to know what he managed to hear back then with the smallest of smirk on his lips.

At least he didn't push you away like you feared he would. There was no way you could go back to him barely acknowledging your existence with his subtle nods or grunts, not when you had a peek inside this man's heart and saw all of his hidden sides.

You loved him and if you needed to tie him up to a chair and tell him those three words a thousand times for him to understand then you'd do it in a heartbeat.

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With a pep in his steps, Kayden wandered the maze of identical corridors with the crest around his neck. He didn't like the atmosphere. It was too sterile, too organized, too perfect. It woke up his instincts to kick something over just so something was misplaced. Perfection. Kayden cringed at the word crossing his mind. It was everything he was told he wasn’t. He always did everything wrong and apparently excelled at it. It came to him naturally and thus, he decided that it was his nature.

You were the organized one and he was chaotic. Both imperfect beings that completed each other perfectly.

Speaking of his chaotic personality, Kayden decided to mess with whoever would see him in this less-crowded hallway and pop in-and-out of their physical reality, sometimes walking right through doors or flicking some lights here and there. Those hallways, he noticed, were long and he was so far from the hangar that there was very little activity. He was about to do a ghostly break-and-entering into what he supposed was a barrack if the heavy buzzing of souls on the other side of the door was anything to go by, but a holler kept him from entering as soon as he rendered himself immaterial.

"Hey! Ghost! Come back!"

At first, Kayden wanted to ignore it. Someone finally noticed him in the hallway, yay! Although it took him too long to do so, therefore Kayden now had something else in mind. Something better with much more reaction than a holler.

Despite everything, Kayden was a curious one, always had been. He turned to take in the clone who bravely yelled after a ghost and stopped before going through the metal, too surprised by the sight of a very detailed set of armor. It was so much more interesting to look at than the usual standards of the clones; the plain white or small customization using their squad colors was boring after a while. This guy, though. He understood the assignment and Kayden couldn’t wait to see the rest of his brothers.

In hope of finding some entertainment, Kayden appeared back with a grin. "Wassup?"

The brown-haired clone jumped back slightly, surprised by their proximity. He recuperated in a flash, his surprise replaced by excitement and wonder. The clone looked at him up and down several times, his eyes taking in his Alryan outfit and the crest around his neck.

"Wait- wh-? You're real? You're not a hallucination from sleep deprivation? Or a mind trick?" He finally asked. He even went as far as pinching the skin at the base of his neck which got a small laugh out of Kayden.

"I mean.. yeah I'm real. Dead as a doorknob though." He added while passing his hand through his own shoulder to demonstrate. "Can't do more dead than my ass."

The clone watched in awe as Kayden repeated the motion. "Wh- shit. Oh man this is scary but so cool! So you're really a ghost?"

"Spot on." Kayden beamed with pride.

The soldier shook his head in amazement. His next words were cut short by the beeping sound of his comms going off. With a huff, the soldier answered the call of his superior calling him back to their designated room.

"Hey, I gotta join my squad and my brothers have been shits lately. Would you mind scaring the shit outta them? Could do pranks or anything?" He asked with mischievous hope right as he was about to leave.

Recognizing the look in his eyes, Kayden immediately jumped onto the opportunity. "You're talking to the right ghost! Prank is my middle name and believe me, I got even better now that I'm dead."

"Can't wait to see what you can do!" He laughed. "I'm Slice, by the way." He offered his hand for a shake.

"Nice to meet you, Slice." He grabbed the outstretched hand and gave it a firm shake. He smirked at the shudder shaking the man. "You can call me Kayden."

"Likewise, Kayden." Slice smirked and turned around to head for his barracks. "Sooo, you're not a clone. How did you end up here?" He asked, sending him a side glance.

"I'm linked to someone that was called back here so I thought I'd explore a bit since it's my first time here and I'm sure things will take a bit to settle."

Kayden looked at the clone right on time to see the clone's eyes darken. Even though he didn't know his story, Kayden knew it must have been hell. From all the broken souls he felt in the hangar and Crosshair's distress during the event, he had a good idea of the torture they endured.

"Still want to prank your brothers?" Kayden inquired calmly. He would understand if he wanted to cancel everything and would not press the matter. Those men who fought every day of their life deserved respect and rest. They surely were in a fragile state of mind and he would hate to break one of them.

Slice took a few seconds to think over the question, meanwhile, Kayden disappeared from view as two Kaminoans turned down their hallway. "Is it bad if I do? I hope this will take their minds off the matter."

Thankfully, Slice noticed his absence only when the long-necks had already passed them, so they missed how he stopped mid-step to look around like a lost puppy. Kayden reappeared for a moment to wink before disappearing again in hope that the man would understand that he was still by his side. With a reassured nod, Slice continued on his way.

"No, I think it's thoughtful." He smiled despite being invisible to the clone's eyes. Kayden recalled having used similar tactics on you whenever you had one of those execrable days. All he had to do was hold back a little. "Any preferences?"

They both stopped before a door that Kayden assumed led to Slice's barracks. With a quick peek in, Kayden confirmed his assumptions. His squad's souls felt slightly less affected than others. Maybe they didn't have to kill anyone they liked and respected.

He couldn't stop himself from noting that despite being of the same team, each of their armor was so incredibly individualistic. It was clear that a piece of their personalities was illustrated on their person and as a wood sculptor, Kayden could only admire the details and quality of the artwork.

Yup. He needed to meet them.

After pranking them, that is.

"Can you do stuff like in horror-holos?"

"Can I-? Of course." He smirked, now fully visible. "Get inside, I'll follow in a minute." He told him and presented a closed fist. The clone bumped their knuckles and slipped his poker face on before entering the room.

Kayden shook his hands to his side, ready to do what he did best. He managed to control his excitement for a grand total of fifteen seconds before the wait became too much and he had to engage. Now fully immaterial, Kayden peaked inside the room once more to ensure no one stood close to the door and once the coast was clear inside and outside, he slammed it open. Several clones jumped, one nearly fell off their bed and Slice, oh Slice. His eyes were wide, like he got caught by surprise, but Kayden could see the corners of his lips shaking slightly upwards.

Game on.

For more dramatics, Kayden waited a few seconds for confusion to set in and for some clones to get angry before he closed the lights and slammed the door closed again, plunging the room in a near-complete darkness, the only light in the room radiating from the three datapads across the room.

"Haha. Very funny Slice." A strong voice came from the opposite side of the room. The irritation that dripped from his tone was music to Kayden's ears.

"I'm here, it wasn't me." Slice replied from the other side of the room.

"Dice?"

"I'm here too."

While humming a low tune under his breath, Kayden found a discarded shirt and threw it at the closest clone that jumped back with a yelp as soon as the fabric draped over his shoulder. The lights came back on, courtesy of a pissed-looking short-haired clone.

"Who's doing that?" He sharply inquired in that authoritative tone that reminded him of Hunter. Oh, Hunter would have been so mad had Kayden done this to his squad… Good thing he wasn't there then.

"Who threw me the shirt?" The spiky-haired clone looked around, accusing his brothers with his eyes.

Meanwhile, Kayden got closer to a soldier with trees painted on the bottom half of his armor. As best as he could, the ghost pulled himself onto the top bunk and exhaled right by the man's ear who jumped right off the bed and crashed onto someone else.

"Did you guys hear that?" The clone with green highlights shakily asked, frightened eyes looking right at Kayden without seeing him. A concert of "no" echoed around the room, increasing the man’s fear.

Seeing as everyone was on edge, even Slice who looked around in apprehension, Kayden decided to perform his grand finale. He returned back to the entrance and slowly started making his way towards the pack of clones regrouped at the end of the room, making sure to flick his visibility on and off sporadically.

The first ones who noticed his flickering form gasped in surprise before jumping back, nearly sending Kayden out of his act. He struggled to keep his face neutral and not react to the man who threw a datapad through his immaterial form. The datapad crashed on the floor right as he stopped moving. He stared at them with his best lifeless expression, feeding off their scared expressions.

One of them furiously leaped forward to land a hit on his face, but only managed to lose balance as his swing never made contact.

Then it became too much and he burst out laughing. The sudden noise caused the courageous clone to jerk backward. "No touchie, pal." Kayden grinned, hands lifting to rest on his hips. "Got y'all good, didn’t I?"

The fear slowly morphed back into confusion while Kayden waited patiently for the first reactions to assault him.

"What?"

"Who are you?"

"What in all karking hells?"

Satisfaction filled Kayden's chest. His mission was accomplished with success, no one was traumatized although a bit shaken, but none of them held the darkness that was once plaguing their minds and hearts.

"That was convincing." Slice's laugh covered the rest of the questions. He joined Kayden in the middle of the room, a grin of his own adorning his features. "Better than what I imagined."

“Slice.” Snapped the one who tried to punch him. “What’s all this?”

"Just a small joke, sir." He explained. "To lighten up the mood."

The look he received told everything Kayden needed to know. Time to take his leave!

"Gentlemen, this was a pleasure." He snickered with a slight bow. "But I should go now, got more people to spook, ya know how it is."

"Oh no you're not leaving. I don't know how you did that, but I want to have a word with your superior." The man who Kayden started thinking was their CO, approached him menacingly.

"I don't have one, perk of being dead and all. See ya!" He wiggled his fingers before disappearing from their view. He remained in the room for a minute, enough to hear the wave of questions being thrown at Slice who sheepishly avoided looking at his leader.

Then once again, Kayden was on the move. The hallways were more quiet now, with even less people walking their length. He spotted a lone window beaten by the rain outside. With all the excess of energy out of his system, Kayden walked up to the glass, made himself tangible and placed his hand on the cold surface. He applied more and more pressure, not to break the glass but to prove to himself that he was still there. He was dead, but he was still there.

He wasn't dreaming in some after death world.

He was real.

"Who are you?" Kayden froze at the voice calling from behind him.

Slowly, he turned, thinking a Kaminoan found him, but to his surprise, found a young girl frowning up curiously at him. Looking around, Kayden didn't spot anyone else, so she really was talking to him. Would it be bad to terrorize a kid by ghosting away? It probably wasn't a good idea, kids got marked for life easily. Plus she seemed quite friendly.

"No one in particular." He shrugged. "People who like me tend to call me Kayden and those who like me very much call me Dimwit. Whichever you prefer." At her disbelieving frown, he added, "Don't worry, it's a term of affection."

She chuckled. "I'm Omega. Are you lost Dimwit?"

He beamed, pleased with her answer. "Yes, but it doesn't really matter. I'll find my way back eventually."

"Or I could guide you." She kindly offered. "Which battalion is yours?"

"Clone force sixt-" He choked on his saliva. "Ninety nine. The defective ones."

She perked up, eyes widening slightly. Oh. Did she not like them like the rest of the regular clones? "I know them. They're like me!"

"Like you?" It was Kayden's turn to be confused.

"Yes. Clones with mutations!"

He knew it was in his head, but Kayden felt the time stop. She was a clone? A mutated clone. Mutated to be female. From what Kayden gathered over time, the defective clones had been created with a purpose, so what was hers? Her feminine wiles? Could that be a new war tactic? Charm their way into enemy forces?

Despite everything, Kayden found himself smiling mischievously.

"You don't say…"

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They made their way to the Batch's barracks. He insisted Omega walked before him so he could make himself disappear whenever someone else crossed their path. Once they arrived, he quickly picked her up under the armpits, right before the door opened and ran inside with the kid at arm's length.

"Look what I found!" He yelled as the door closed behind him, waking up Crosshair who had started to drowse off on his bunk.

Tech as usual ignored him whereas Wrecker stopped looking around in a crate on the ground to look up at him, brows furrowed in a deeply confused way. He looked at the tiny being like she was an unknown creature.

"What's that?" He asked but you cut him off fairly quickly.

"Good Gods Kayden. Did you kidnap a child?" You gasped from your spot cuddled up against Hunter's side, your horrified face contrasting against the CO's surprised one.

That managed to catch Tech's attention who dropped his little project to approach the new subject of interest.

"No! I found her!" His excitement was bubbling up by the second in anticipation of dropping the bomb.

"I found you first." Omega pointed out, still mostly limp in his arms but trying her best to look back at him.

"Details, kid." He tutted her. "And she's not any child! She's another defective clone!"

"She's a what?" Wrecker was the first to recover from the shock. He got up and approached the three of them, Tech still looking at her from different angles.

"A clone. Like you." Omega smiled at the giant and Echo who joined them.

"They make you guys in girls now too!" Kayden exclaimed, lifting Omega slightly higher to show his point. He almost wanted to say that she was friendlier too, but decided against it. Not everyone was a grumpy ass, Echo was quite nice and Wrecker didn’t have an ounce of wickedness in him, if you don’t threaten his brothers’ life, that is.

"Kayden." You called him. "Let the poor girl down."

He slowly did as told and before long, you were at his side and presenting yourself to the kid who excitedly took every information you offered.

"This is unheard of." Tech shook his head. "Why would they change an already functioning sequence?"

A scoff resonated from within Kayden's chest. Really? It wasn't his goal to hurt anyone's feelings and thus he kept his mouth closed but… the regular clones were performing quite well on their own. The Bad Batch's very existence was probably due to an error or scientific curiosity, so why creating a female clone would be that difficult to entertain?

"What does that mean?" You turned to the engineer. Confusion, disbelief and frustration crept to the surface, showing on your face. Of course.

"Clones are engineered to be soldiers. Men-"

"I'll stop you right here mate, for the sake of your nose." Kayden cut him off in a hurry. Oh, how he remembered a certain stormy day in Alryan when thunder wasn't the only thing exploding everyone's ears and rain mixed with droplets of blood. The hunters had it coming though.

"No Tech. I wanna hear you out. You like to talk, so talk." You challenged him, not only with your words but your intense gaze locked to his frenzy ones searching for an escape.

"It's based on fact-"

"I wasn't meant to be a soldier." The kid intervened right on time, just as Hunter put a hand on your shoulder to keep you from doing anything stupid, saving Tech from something harder than a pillow to the face.

"What were you meant to be then?" Echo asked from his place at the back of the group. He was amongst the calmest clones of the room, right alongside Hunter who was still analyzing the information presented to him.

"I assist with pretty much everything happening here." She shrugged.

"Soooo, are we keeping her?" Kayden tried his luck. From what he saw so far, the kid was polite and fairly calm which was definitely appealing behavior in someone her age. What was even more appealing was the possibilities that the child represented. A friend? Someone other than you who would listen to his rambling and stories? An art partner? Surely at her age and after passing her entire life on such a boring planet, the kid would be as impressionable as a puppy. He could use his ghostly skills to show off and gain a partner in crime out of her.

"What? No. She's a kid and-" Hunter hurried to crush his hopes with a sharp shake of his head.

"You all are overgrown kids!" Kayden pointed out. "What's the difference? You don't know, maybe she's just a teeny-tiny one? Maybe she has reverse-Wrecker genes or something."

"Saying that she does not have the physical growth accelerating gene would be more accurate." Tech corrected him with a disapproving frown.

"Saying that we don't care about the specifics would be more accurate." Wrecker parroted which got a laugh out of the ghost.

The debate was only starting when an officer knocked on the door to announce their presence. Kayden fully disappeared just as the door slid open and she ordered them to move to the East hangar for a briefing before quickly walking away to knock on another door. The clones briefly looked at each other.

"Ya heard the lady." Hunter shrugged and opened the way towards the door, the rest of the team soon following, letting behind a confused Omega who kept looking around for a missing brunette.

Kayden laughed internally at her lost expression.

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"You realize that you saved the clones and the Jedis with your god powers, right?" Kayden popped out of thin air right next to your ear in a clear attempt to make you jump, but this trick had stopped working months ago.

You clicked your tongue in annoyance, eyes fully focussed on the vast space beyond the cockpit of the Havoc Marauder, your hands busy with the commands of the ship

"Kayden, we talked about this, stop with the god thing. It's the rock, not me." You reminded him for the millionth time.

"Rock that doesn't work without you." He pointed out.

"Kayden's conjecture is correct." Tech piped in and you could feel the smugness emanating from your fellow Alrynian. "Thousands of regs under a third party's influence would have been able to overthrow the Jedis which would have led for this Empire to take control of the galaxy. A new ruler that killed every peacekeepers before taking the reins would, without an ounce of doubt, mean that the galaxy was going towards a period of darkness. Your actions saved--"

A high-pitched gasp cut him off mid-sentence. That was definitely not a gasp that could ever escape one of the boys of this ship.

Like they all shared one body, the Bad Batch and their pest turned to stare at the kid from earlier, a shining Back-Up trying to climb from her shoulder to her head. Maybe it was the sudden silence, or even the crushing weight of everyone's gaze onto her, but the kid looked up from the lizard and her expression changed from delight to sheepish.

"Hi." She waved shyly, her voice so small that you nearly missed it. "So gods are real?" That one though was much clearer.

You facepalmed. "Not another one."

"Kid, what are you doing here?" Hunter stood from his seat to approach the child crouching behind a crate that Wrecker never put away. She scratched the back of her neck.

"I wanted to be with you all."

He looked around to meet his men's gaze, each of them mirroring his own confused frown. You rolled your eyes and concentrated on piloting the ship. Was it too hard to entertain that someone might want their company?

You could only snicker internally. The very same situation happened to you, where you didn't think yourself deserving of their friendship and they had to drill it into your head that you were. They deserved people to look up to them and want to be around them. You did. Why not the kid?

"You can't. It's too dangerous. We'll get you back." You blinked at Hunter's words. Too dangerous? The war was over. The only dangerous thing in the ship was the hazard that were Crosshair's discarded toothpicks lying around everywhere.

Sure, you got what he really meant, that a kid her age didn't belong with a troop of soldiers like them, and at the rate the squad was growing, they would need a bigger ship. Plus they still hadn't discussed what they would do next.

"But the war is over. There's no fighting anymore."

"Exactly." A pause followed, so long you thought he had closed the conversation right there, but he had more to say. "You should not attach yourself." He said somberly.

You bristled. What did that mean? Fear and worry overflowed you and you weren't piloting anymore. A grip tightened onto your shoulders. You followed the arms to Crosshair who looked at the floor. The hardness you found in his eyes made you anxious. You dared look toward Hunter who shot you a side glimpse, sadness in his own eyes. They won't be terminated after this, right? The Kaminoans, no, the Republic can't do that to their soldiers! They fought tooth and nails for a war that wasn't even their own!

You had stopped all of this to save them, not for them to be killed! You wouldn't let them even if that was their plan. You won't lose your family. The clones won't lose their lives.

Tears of indignation gathered in your eyes and you reached up to grab at your boyfriend's hands while maintaining eye contact with your other partner. You would always have their backs.

"I don't see why not. They're talking about rights for the clones." The kid broke the heavy atmosphere with the innocence that only a being her age could muster.

That development was unexpected, but was not unwelcome. Your anxiety level decreased at the prospect of your men having the right to live their lives as they pleased.

"Who are?" Echo looked at her in disbelief.

"The Jedis."

The ship came to a full stop as even Tech left his station to stare at the girl. Was she real? Was her information reliable? Even Kayden was stunned into silence. Knowing him, he might be overwhelmed by all of the deep emotions emanating from everyone around.

"That is unexpected news." Tech joined in softly. "But we also can't get her back before addressing what she overheard." Tech pointed out.

"It's a kid." Crosshair nearly sneered. "We can't trust that she won't talk about it to anyone." His hand closed on yours and you had a strong feeling of déjà-vu.

"She can't unhear it, Cross. It's not like we can make her forget." You stroked the back of his hand with your fingertips.

"We can't, but you can." Your movements stopped at what he implied. He wanted you to use the Core to make the kid forget.

"No. I'm not doing that." You instantly rejected. You weren't about to play god any time soon. Yes, you might have used the Core to alter the clones so they could overthrow what was controlling them, but that was different! Something was hurting them!

"I won't tell. It's not the first secret that I've had to keep." The kid assured. She started to sound less confident and more worried.

"Which are?" Kayden asked from his spot on the floor as his body was shaking from all the emotions exposure.

"Secrets." She frowned.

"She's good." He turned to look at the group, eyebrows lifted as if he was genuinely impressed. You sighed at his antics.

"Kid-"

"I don't want to be an experiment in a tube." She cut Hunter off, a light mist forming in her eyes.

"But you won't be. Not if every clone has rights." He tried to reason her.

"They'll find a way. I'm too young to take care of myself alone."

At that your mind was set. You had been on Kamino a handful of times and each time you nearly ran to the ship as soon as you entered the hangar.

"You and thousands of other trainees." Crosshair remarked. It broke your heart even more.

"But they're not defectives." She played with her fingers, her gaze now fully focussed on them.

This shut them up. They all knew what she was going through. The Batchers wore so much pain on their faces that you knew you would never let anything like what they endured on Kamino happen ever again. You gave a last squeeze to Crosshair's hands before letting go and approaching the kid. You kneeled to be level with her.

"What's your name?" You smiled when she met your gaze.

"Omega."

"Don't worry, Omega." You presented her a hand that she gladly took between her two smaller ones. "Everything will work out just fine. You have a goddess on your side after all."

“Frickin’ told ya.” Kayden snickered under his breath.

#bad batch x reader #sergeant hunter #crosshair x reader #star wars #bad batch #wrecker #tech #dimwit's tale #omega joins the fight #echo #this ship is getting wayy too small #but who cares they'll get a nice lil place soon

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koheletgirl · 3 years

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I'm saying all three but you can pick which ones you want to do

Atla

Zukka

Zuko

thank you anon i will do all of them

atla

favorite character: i am incapable of answering this question and you cannot make me

least favorite character: ozai

5 favorite ships (canon or non-canon): zukka, mailee, sukka, tysuki, maizula. also jinzula has been growing on me lately

character I find most attractive: june <3

character I would marry: suki, if she'll have me

character I would be best friends with: sokka, if he'll have me

a random thought: what is life but a series of random atla thoughts? um so it's canon that waterbenders can freeze water. so reasonably they should also be able to unfreeze it. firebenders can heat water, iroh does it. can they also freeze it?

an unpopular opinion: they should have left the show alone no adaptations no sequels

my canon otp: sukka

my non-canon otp: zukka

most badass character: katara hands down

most epic villain: i guess ozai? i wouldn't call him epic. oh that owl guy

pairing i am not a fan of: i'll just say sokkla again. this blog is a sokkla hate space

character i feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): you'll never guess what my answer is. like i literally never talk about this. it's azula

favourite friendship: sokka and toph!

character i most identify with: mai <33

character I wish I could be: suki

zukka

when I started shipping them: cool story. i started shipping zukka organically, like a month after finishing the show (and the comics). i found myself thinking about them more and more often, and then one day i was like "i wonder what their ship name would be. probably zukka. i bet the tumblr ppl like this ship". and i was right

my thoughts: sadfkl;sjgh;skdfgkjdjskf’ksa;kdj but also sometimes no.

what makes me happy about them: (:

what makes me sad about them: the divorce :( no i’m kidding but i do get sad sometimes thinking about what it would take for them to actually get together and how hard it would be for both of them. and in general, both of them carry so much trauma. it’s devastating to think about

things done in fanfic that annoys me: girl where do i start. poor uwu softboy zuko, ultra charming suave dude sokka, fics that only focus on zuko’s pain, fics that seem to enjoy zukos pain a little too much (you know what i’m talking about), fics where sokka is big and strong and zuko is small and weak (racism), fics where sokka moves permanently to the fire nation, etc etc etc etc

things i look for in fanfic: in general, i think zukka fics should capture the essence of their boiling rock dynamic in one way or another. if that makes sense.

my wishlist: i am 100% serious when i say i don’t want to say anything bc of ayin hara. this is embarrassing

who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: suki for sokka, some male oc for zuko i guess

my happily ever after for them: zuko abdicates and abolishes the monarchy, sokka becomes a major world leader and inventor, they adopt izumi and maybe some more daughters (they only have daughters), and they travel the world together

zuko

how I feel about this character: i love zuko so much and i hate how this place treats him. i said this once i think, i refuse to stop loving zuko just bc you guys cant be normal about him. i love him on purpose

any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: sokka. he hooked up with jet but i dont think theyd be good for each other

my favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: mai!!

my unpopular opinion about this character: i dont think he was fully aware of the fact that he was gay until wayy after the war had ended. i think he knew on a certain level, but i think he did a really good job repressing it. also i think he’s cis

one thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i’m contradicting myself but it would have been nice if zuko had been gay in canon. obviously they couldnt do that. but he definitely shouldnt have gotten back together with mai

favorite friendship for this character: toph

my crossover ship: nope

send me a fandom/ship/character

#i know wan shi tongs name but it's funnier to call him that owl guy #yes i made a rwrb reference i am Trash #ask game #anon #sorry im incapable of expressing my feelings coherently #it's why i give people gifts #any and all replies from smart people are welcome

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weirdlyfitting · 3 years

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late to the party eh? :(

Weeks ago : Aight it's finally here!!!

Not only some teaser images but a GOSHDARN TRAILER OMGGGG

Edit, weeks later : *sigh sorryy I'm too late to post this but eh it's better than never right? Also THE HELL IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE THE TRAILER LAUNCHED?!?!?!? THIS MEANS S4 ARRIVE IN 1 FRICKIN WEEK WHATSKAJSKF-

And few hours ago I saw a bit thumbnail in youtube that had a title of new clip promos for cc but I won’t go discussing or even trying to watch them because WELL watching them made me feel like I’ve watched spoilers lol. So maybe won’t be active in cc’s tag until s4 came out, sorry y’all :(

Aight JUST get into it!

OH THEY'RE FINALLY USE THE MOSA! (tb to what Ben said in s2 lmao). Also THESE POOR KIDS GIVE EM' A BREAK 😭

I noticed when the Mosa jumped there's an island in the back, meaning they weren't THAT far from Isla Nublar. BRUH THEY'RE JUST GONE THROUGH ALL THE STUFF IN S3 AND THIS IS WHAT THEY GET?! 😭

Also kinda get on my nerves that the kids didn't really show a bit bleeding here. I mean the ship got split in pieces HOW THE HELL THEY SURVIVED THAT- (too explicit I get it but I guess getting traumatized made it up)

Ah so glad that Brooklynn didn’t get sucked to a town and lost her identity caused by a- oh wait wrong show (I was refering to wandavision lol). Anyway WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS PLACE????

Their reaction nooooo :(((( poor kiddos aweee

It’s really interesting on how Ben showed fear in here, I mean after he snapped and became wild he’s kinda fearless yk? the only time he showed genuine fear was when E750 appeared but the rest isn’t cause he already know how to live with the environments (from what I remember)

And saber-what-tiger??? is that from an ice age time? I don’t know much abt jurassic/cretaceous creatures but I think yeah they exist in the same time

AYO WHAT THE HELL- is Darius trying to seal the hole in the boat?

OK HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY “POOR KIDS” WITH A FROWN??? HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO RUN AWAY AND DIDN’T FEEL SAFE I-

Also I saw someone pointed out that the thing that made the gang ran away was E750 from a sneak peak AND I WISH IT’S WRONG CAUSE GOD ANOTHER TRAUMA FUEL?!?!?! CAN THAT BITCH DIED ALREADY PLEASEEE 😭😭

WAIT THE T-REX HAD SO MANY SCARS AWE POOR DINO :( But I get that back then was still a start but TOOK EM LONG ENOUGH! (Rexy didn’t have her battle scar got me dissapointed k 😔)

anotha notes :

-The drones are so annoying just leave it alone will y’all?????

-Somehow a beautiful shot. Darius, Sammy, and Kenji are looking small compared to the environments there, meaning like it’s a new place and they’re really had no experience so just analyzing things that happened to the creatures that lived.

OH SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VOL.4 COVER!!! Is that a quicksand tho? I gotta speed down the gif cause it was so fast lol

SHOOT DARIUS IS GOING TO GET LOST WITH THE OTHERS NOOOO😭

YOOOOOOO!!!!

Aside from how happy I am that JP 3′s Spino made a comeback, these shots are still terrifying holy shit! I love how in the second gif of this scene the shot is in low angle so it made it wayy bigger and terrifying haha

And uh I think I’ve seen a post abt Brooklynn had her jacket off but as I rewatch the trailer I didn’t see that. Prob in other article but I missed that. STILL FINALLY SHE DID IT!

SNOWY LAND INSIDE THE DESSERT????

DOG ROBO DON’T YOU DARE REPLACE BUMPY’S PLACE. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE >:(

God it’s such a good shot omggg! but also I felt so sorry for Sammy she’s through this once with Rexy :(

WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DID TO THESE DINOS- or was it just a dino thing to roar at each other lol. Still can the drones just go away? :/

AYE HELL YEAH THEY’RE GOING TO RESCUE DARIUS!! Kenji better fix his friendship with Darius cause gosh that s3 ending left a hole in my chest :(

and again WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE??? SNOWY LAND, DESSERT AND JUNGLE ALL IN 1 ISLAND???

OK finally done with it and some final notes

Yikes this is a really long post so I bordered it, and it’s nice to know that I can upload 10+ gifs & photos if I use my laptop/pc. What I don’t like was how I couldn’t get the gifs & photos to be side by side :(

and do I think s4 will be good? well idk, if I’m not mistaken some crews left after s3 and even that I hope it’s good. If this season will be a lighthearted one then it’s def ok. If it’ll be darker than s3 OH MAN I’M NOT PREPARED-

I think that’s all for now, thank you for reading and se y’all after s4 came out!

#camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous

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zathechaosgod · 4 years

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Favourite Stream Moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 11th of December

WILBUR SOOT NEW SONG OUT NOW

PHIL IS IN CALL WITH TECHNO TUBBO AND TOMMY

Hardcore btw

YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS SO POG

also the others are a bit ahead of phil so tommy (and techno) keep singing along but like in advance

it’s both SO FUNNY and SO GOOD

“we should invite this guy to the smp”

Tommy and tubbo in sync: “It better be on soundcloud”

Anyway, Phil has heard little tidbits and just heard it getting better and better over time so he was really hype

LMAO WILBUR STOPPED WATCHING HIS PREMIER TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS

also MCC update video now!! With the rest of the boys

the decorations look so pretty!!

ohh there’s a gifting game?

ohh some changes to parkour tag! the hunter will light up for a bit when he tags someone

bingo escaped from the nether pog

the snakes in ace race have santa hats lmaooo

also apparently tommy has seen stuff in snowball fights lmao

“i put guns in my snowballs”

anyway finally back to chat and getting hardcore open!

it’s now canon that tommy killed someone with a snowball? lmao

small ships time today!

also the antarctic skin is now canon in hardcore as well for now?

already a fishing request lol

first, we fish, then gapple gang catch up and ship building

Also Phil says stream Your New Boyfriend

TASTE DADZA, LA JOLLA AND SALINE SOLUTIONS AND JUBILEE LINE ARE SO GOOD

ALSO AT THE END OF MCC 1 WILBUR SNEAKILY PLAYED THE RIFF FROM LA JOLLA

which wasn’t even out yet until wayy later

also phil is a mood, I literally put on ycgma today

Phil is not bringing soundeffects paid for by pizza points back

bc they got too much when he passen 200 viewers and even got some videos copyrighted

and he’s explaining to the newbies that he’s literally feral and will kill everything in sight just bc chat asked him to name something

also LITERALLY 2K AWAY FROM 1MIL FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH POG

momza is being cursed why

please don’t pour down the flavour package from instant noodles please no

ohh phil has been grinding off camera

understandable though bc warped wood isn’t the quickest to farm

gapple gang catch up! 13 new members wow

time to try out the tiny tiny ships!

also there’s a ramen debate going on again

new among us map seems really pog!

there’s this moving platform and phil can already imagine sloooowwwly getting away from the imposter lmao

“don’t be dumd, dummies”

also americans don’t know how to use a kettle lmaoooo

bunch of savages

why would you use an entire pot to boil water

just fill up the kettle and press the button

TACOBLADE

(y- you mean a taco with pork)

oh no someone talked aboit potato chips with whipped cream

and now momza wants to try it

ian is making kettle puns now lol

(i have such a bad sense of humour, they get me every time)

oh he’s using the warped stems for the ship!

momza is here with the chips and whipped cream

she actually put a little toof of cream on every chip lmao

,,, it’s just cream and chips

“mario dead, pog?” apparently someone killed mario in a new super smash trailer

“canon death, he only has a couple left”

that moment where mario dies canonically on the dream smp

we’re just in cursed foot territory today huh

MARIO IS GONE CRAB RAVE

the tiny ship is already looking good! hull is starting to take shape

also chicken and waffles sounds like such a cursed experience

ohh the windows made from stairs are cool!

the interior is gonna be empty, but he can’t use leaves bc they’ll be visible though the windows rip

so halfslabs it is

bc buttons and pressure plates are expensive

PHIL HAS SUCCESFULLY EMAILED HIS TWITCH PARTNER MANAGER ABOUT THE TOE PICS

HE GOT THE GO AHEAD ELTS GOO

JUST 700MORE SUBS AND WE GOT THEM

“haha i def wont ask regarding the toes, were not able to preapprove it, but i cant imagine it will be a violation of tos, als long if you don’t turn it into a sexual thing”

rip phil’s friendly relationship with his twitch partner manager

the half-ship is not a priority, but it’s too good not to do it lmao

lmaooo a person spamming to visit tommy got banned

the ship looks pog!

also don’t believe tiktoks spouting nonsense about new update stuff, just keep an eye on the twitter accs of people from mojang

ohh the stripped warped stems really tie the whole thing together!

someone suggested baby zombie piglins for the tiny ships!

not the boy who lived though, he’s retired

“dadza do be collecting pig children” true lex

lmaooo phil is considering making another shifts that’s literally a raft

first tiny little details on the first tiny ship though!

daily reminder: blocks have eyes. all the blocks you’ve been mining have eyes and they’ve been looking at you and judging you

the raft is gonna be made out of campfires!

the raft is so cute lol

phil is considering a new title for pre-dream smp people or something?

which,,, that’s me but also i didn’t sub until this month :(

phil really just lost his mind for like,,, 30 seconds in a rant about realism then went “anyway, so just the sides?”

literally the only goal of this raft is to look funny

que the moment of panic when phil finally asks the big question: can mobs spawn on the campfires?

the answer is no, but the signs on the sides are useless bc of render distance issues

oh wow someone just made an awesome suggestion: turtles pulling the raft

which is gonna be a bit to get into the nether void, and even then they might just yeet themselves

“are we going to spend the rest of the stream getting turtles into the nether void?” yes, yes we are

TURTLE STREAM PART TWO LMAO

current strat: matching up portals right at the place where they’re gonna have to be, then get them manually in the overworld to the correct portal

but first replacing the signs with trapdoors

oof the overworld portal is gonna be a thousand blocks away both x and z

this is far just flying, let alone taking a turtle all the way rip

let’s hope the game blesses us wuth turtles nearby

someone suggested naming one of the turtles toby lmao

ITS LITERALLY ON A MOUNTAIN RIPPPPP

he’s taking a toilet break, but i saw him losing his mind rip

guess we’re gonna be here for a while huh

MOMZA CAME BY TO PUT A BEELLOON IN HIS SEAT LMAO

also tts is spamming sevens wow it’s weird hearing it go on for so long

he’s back!

he was rage brainstorming on the loo lol

he’s gonna bring the eggs then have them hatch nearby to save some pain

turtles nearby pog!

uh oh leads don’t work

it’s boating time bois

POG THE EXACT PORTAL LOCATION IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE RIVER WHICH IS CONNECTED TO THE OCEAN WHERE THE TURTLES ARE

so no boating over mountains!

he just suffocated a turtle in a boat

“my god they are stupid. not me i am the best. not my fault, never was my fault.” surreeeee

MIMZA

“if anyone was wondering if phil got cocky after the blow up, here’s your answer”

in a classic phil move: he forgot his brown shulker box and is now making a point in not picking it back up

to be fair, the man’s got over three chests of shulker boxes

phil has been holding his emergency bonus water bucket in his inventor this entire time to see if anyone would notice lmaooo

aww he’s nice today, he put ot back and even picked up the brown shulker!

someone asked about the big ol’ smuc podcast

he’s so surprised bc that was never a thing? that was just them sitting around bc his capture wasn’t working?

we just want the big ol’ smuc back phil

give it to us please

the legs of turtle become propellers when you push them lol

phil won’t tell us what the next big project is gonna be :(

he used to have such an awkward version of the urahara skin

but it’s always been urahara!

ONE OF THE TURTLES IS CHILLING IN A WALL OF LEAVES IN THE NETHER NOW

they all went through tho pog

“is he dead?”

the turtle really is just,,, not moving

now just to find a way to keep them in position and not have them kill themselves

black glass pog?

fun fact of the day: passive mobs don’t despawn unless killed, so the turtles won’t despawn!

also if you see a chicken in the nether, a baby zombie spawned on top of it, but the baby zombie despawns amd the chicken doesnt, leaving just the chicken lmao

the turtles are just staring at him as he’s placing the glass lol

they tried to run away now

“if anyone asks where the turtles came from, tell them they just showed up. they spawned here. if anyone asks tell them “well chickens spawn here””

time to rename them after the tmnt minus raphael!

HE JUST HIT ONE OF THEM

he (and all of us) would’ve lost it if he killed one

PHIL JUST IMPLIED HE KILLED RAPHAEL?

the turtles almost escaped! used the anvil he placed down to get over the bushes lol

turtles have been locked in black glass!

now let’s hope it actually looks cool lol

“by far the stupidest thing i’ve placed in the nethervoid, just saying”

“thank you for your money, no.” - to the bits dono who needs more pizza tokens

TURTLES LOOK POGGGG

chat is calling PETA on him lmaooo

he made his most recent backup like last week, but the last one before that was october oof

time to put a banner on as a sail!

and use more black glass to round out the thingy around the turtles

someone called chat feral and phil not feral at the beginning of stream

time to take that back bruh

lol dad just called little blade “little eggnoblade”

SHADERS POG

lol sneeg is using tts bc he needs phil’s info to send him merch

props to momza she’s sending it!

rare sight of unconnected glass texture in the nether void!

it’s weirding out Phil how little the turtles are moving lmao

also if you wanna become a contenct creator: diversify your media dont just stream on twitch, stream on youtube, use tiktok, whatever, but put yourself out there!

also check out philza’s likes on twitter for pog fanart!

THE HE AND SHE FANART IS SUPER POG WOW

AND PHI LTAKJING WITH THE BLAZE EMPRESS

AND THE ANGST

theres so much story in just three pictures wow

he even likes stuff from indirects lol

no fanart is hidden lmao

time to struggle with making banners!

he had to watch a tutorial for the one on his shield on the dream smp lmao

HE DOESNT HAVE WOOL

This man has everything but wool

“uh oh chat, i don’t think weve checked the iron farm in quite some time”

“i’m just gonna ignore it”

and this is supposed to be the responsible adult?

okay he’s got enough wool now, but he still needs cacti for the dye rip

his goal is to have farms for every single thing so situations like this don’t happen anymore

HE ALMOST MADE THE WRONG DYE LMAO

man is so rich he drops almost a stack of iron on the ground and doesn’t care

idiot man did not realise he had cactus green in a chest in the nether void lmao

redemption! the signs have a use after all so at least the banners hang now

phil with the not (?) moving turtles is like schlatt with the pope lmao he’s losing his mind

the raft has an itty bitty crow’s nest now!

LANA GIFTED THE EXACT NUMBER FOR 420SUBS POG

SNOOP DOG TIME

TIME TO PURGE THE WEAK AGAIN

Phil thinks he’s 90% of the streams now

(I can bet that he underestimates how much of us watch this thing unironically)

it’s so funny how often he gets raided during or right before Blend W time

“no we can get him to be straight” - this is about turtles looking in the right direction dw lol

“are they looking at me?”

mob ai is honestly a mystery lol, we’ll see how long they keep looking in the right direction

Phil is doubting building a really big ship now, bc he doesn’t want to cover up the smaller ones behind it

ohh no okay he found a position where it won’t block the other ones!

also he’s gonna stick to the warped wood bc he likes those the most

:o safe design! for on the titanic lmao

also rip endyman

phil sees a pig face and he just thinks “techno”

(in which he isn’t alone)

ohh someone suggested an awesome blackstone with gold ship but only half out of the portal so it doesn’t cover up the rest of the ships?

but first jack and rose bc we do not have time for a big ship like that rn

unofficial tommy raid lol

why would you not want to raid niki tho???

f in chat for second coin

also lore recap for hardcore at about 4 hours in!

(i’m really tempted to write a fantasy novel based on this lore now lmao, but imma wait bc there’s more lore to come with future projects)

ohhh the next project is gonna be in the overworld!!

amd it’ll introduce a new character pog

the titanic* (*nethervoid edition) is gonna be made out of blackstone! it’ll be a little test for the big ship as well!

Someone asked him where the whole “Philza Minecraft” came from and it’s bc people posted screenshots of like his twitch name with the game next to it and philcult and sleepytwt just pushed it so it’s a thing now

and now chat is spamming “PHILZA MINECRAFT”

lmao wednesday we spammed “MOMZA SUPREMACY” and kristin didn’t stop chanting it for the rest of the night

jack and rose on the bow of the ship is gonna have to be one of those things that we will not talk about again once it’s finished lol

also Phil is not gonna stream cyberpunk, not even gonna play it probably, bc just isn’t his thing

he went off to bother momza but she heard him coming :(

smp earth really feels like a decade ago huh

ship struggles again

this is one of those things where you just have to trust that it’s gonna work out in the end and keep going

ship is coming along nicely tho!

someone mentions sand and immediately chat becomes feral huh

(i did actually rewatch the sand jesus video today)

(also my little brother showed that one to our parents oops)

(so even my parents know about samd jesus)

the ship looks so saddd the mast is tipped over

ohh and banners as tattered sails!

time to yoink some wool and shulkerboxes for the sails!

“don’t wanna shave jeb, he doesn’t need that in his life right now”

the bully stare is the most hilarious thing i’ve heard lmao

the titanic is coming together already!

jack and rose are gonna be in black glass bc it won’t be very visible and we need them to stay in place

nevermind the netherstar, a heart of the sea as the heart of the ocean!

chat really wants him to name it dave

lmao we were waiting for a second zombie piglin to spawn and something dark spawned and phil was so confused but it was an enderman and it was not happy to be there

“who’s gonna be rose, gold pants or no pants?”

jack and rose are here now! (rose has pants)

karl raid!

THEY ESCAPED “well this is awkward. how about i just put them on the ship?”

he almost killed rose but i really thought that s5 was about to begin

THEYRE LOCKED IN FINALLY JACK AND ROSE ARE HERE AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Phil really only saw Pirates of the Caribbean recently,,, like dude

Time to raid Ranboo!

GARBAGE DAYYY

#mcyt #philza #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #tubbo #sleepy bois inc #sbi #technoblade #philza livestream #your new boyfriend

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newtsies · 3 years

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PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR HARLEM OCS

OMGOMG IKOOKOOKO

so basically theres 3 of them so far- scram, stitch, and charles

i'm gonna put it under the line cuz this'll get long lol

pretend like i didn't post it too early

so first we have scram

scram is like 9-10 years old. HE'S SO SMALL V SMALL ,, he wears clothes that are wAyy too big for him. so his flannel like flies behind him and his cap is basically sagging off his head. he runs A LOT. mostly because he gets in trouble a lot-

he got his nickname bc basically everyday he runs through groups of newsboys and he yells "scram!!" because he's getting chased by the cops

he's got tanner skin and he's italian 💁‍♂️ HE'S VERY TANNED BC HE'S ALWAYS OUTSIDE AND ALWAYS RUNNING. he's got wavy black hair and it's basically all over the place and its super long bc the boy doesn't know how to cut it

he's LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. "where is scram?" and suddenly scram is stumbling toward you and being like "hiya!!"

he's used for like- messages? bc he likes to run so stitch (the leader) was basically like "lol okay so tell brooklyn blah blah blah" and scram his halfway to brooklyn as soon as he says it.

"someone go get-"

and scram is gone

very energetic like he's just constantly "step on the GASS",, he's like 'somebody race me!!' and the harlem boys are all over the place groaning bc everyone of them has gone against him like 5 times and he's still not calm

stitch gwts closer to hitting him in the head every night just to get him to sleep. scram literally doesnt sit still and he talks so fast too like he's an auctioneer

AND HOW DOES HE RUN SO FAST AND NOT TRIP OVER HIS CLOTHES?? guess we'll never know!!

ookok next is stitch!!

like i said he's basically the harlem leader. he's 15-16.

cant stand his boys but he loves them so much. like if they catch him on a bad day he's like "you are basically my child and i love you and wish you the best but i swear to god if you dont leave me alone you will die"

he's known for getting into fights a lot and then known for loosing the fights. he's called stitch bc he's gotten so many stitches from getting in fights or just doing stupid things. he's like insane he's just extreme

"you guys think i could make this jump?" and the jump is like across two buildings with a 3 foot drop

"stitch don't-"

he jumps.

does he make the jump? of course not. new stitches!!

he's pale but like basically red bc the sun burns him up </3 also refuses to invest in sunscreen

he has blonde hair but its like... matted and knotted. he def needs to invest in a brush,, its also dirty all the time. like he has oil in his hair. LIKE BLACK OIL AND HE DOESNT EVEN GO AORUND BLACK OIL WHERE DOES IT COME FROM

his shirts are too small unlike scram- like if he buttoned his shirts they would just pop off so he doesn't button them. which gives him so many scars and stitches on his chest smh. does he invest in new clothes? OF COURSE NOT. like 5'5

charles is next he's like 15

he's like buff. like tommy bracco as spot buff

he's basically the body guard but he's like <333 sweetheart

he's tanned but a lot lighter than scram. takes good care of himself cough stitch cough

his hair just flops over his face and his hat like fits him just right bc he's charles

like everything is just right,, not too big or too small. BC CHARLES CARES (#charlescares spread the hashtag /j) so he saves money for clothes for when his shirts get too tight n stuff

he's got such a formal name the boys are probably like "charles, be a dear and fetch me some beignets"

and he's like " i will strangle you"

THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABT THEM I LOVE THEM SM :')

also charles and stitch are in love and their ship name is starles and i love them and i have head cannons for them bc they deserve the world

#STARLES MY BELOVED #theyre so #ugh i love them #and scram <33 #my boyfriend was gonna draw the 3 of them but he got busy lol #shout out to him them #newsies #harlem ocs #mylo.headlines #mylo.types #mylo.exe

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eveenstar · 4 years

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Hiiii!! You know that day it is?? It's this amazing, caring and sweet person's birthday @imaginefandoms !!!!!!! 💗💗 I'm wishing you the best day ever, dear!!

I decided to make you this small one-shot with the Van der Linde Gang since I know you love them dearly ♡ Hope you like it!!

Van der Linde Gang & Birthday Party

Tags/Warnings: None

It's your birthday today, and you decided to keep it low. Maybe they'll forget about it! For some reason, you didn't want a big thing today, you weren't feeling like it. Thinking (and hoping) the others would be too busy to remember it, you took it as another day.

The weather wasn't too hot or too cold, perfect. You were relaxing near a tree, enjoying your small break from the camp activities. Then, this loud thought came to your mind; Almost everyone in camp was acting strange with you. More than usual, at least. Maybe it's just your mind, nothing serious. You're sleepy and it's making you see things that aren't there! Yeah, maybe it's that.

As you inhaled softly, finally relaxing your body, your mind wandered off to Dutch. He was all smiley dovey the entire morning and you couldn't tell why. Did a good plan finally come up in his mind? Does the gang have enough money to become mango farmers and live in Tahiti? You had no idea since nobody was telling you anything. What if they know about your birthday? How? You didn't tell anyone about it. You shook your head, dismissing the intrusive thought.

Nature was strangely quiet. No birds singing, just the brief cold breeze of the morning. You sighed, you can't relax until you find out what's going on. You looked around, searching for someone easy enough to interrogate.

Bill Williamson? Hell no.

Micah Bell? You'd rather drown than talk to him.

Kieran Duffy?

Kieran Duffy!

You happily yet determined made your way to the mess of a man who was giving food to the horses. Kieran worked hard and he was a polite and good man, you couldn't understand why the others treated him badly. Fortunately, things were changing. Him and Arthur are getting closer! Finally making friends around the camp.

"Duffy! Kieran! Hi!" Your almost wayy too much happy voice startled him a bit. The man quickly looked back to you and his features softened. "Oh, it's you (Y/N)." He sounded almost glad, was he expecting someone else? "It’s early, what got you so happy?” You took a few steps closer to him so nobody else could hear your whispers. “Ok, I was wondering if you could tell me why...”

Kieran shook his head, getting back to brushing the horses. “I ain’t no snitch, sorry (Y/N).” You rolled your eyes in annoyance, looking around for someone else and noticed Javier staring at you two.

Well, it doesn’t hurt to try, right?

“Javier! Hello!” You put your smile back on while rushing to his side, gaining a small chuckle from him. “ Hello, my friend. What are you and the O’Driscoll whispering about?” Straight to the point like always. You got even clsoer to him, your shoulders brushing against each other. You had that fox look in your eyes showing that you were up to no good. “Ya know, I was wondering if you could tell me-” “(Y/N)! Go do something productive around camp instead of lazing around!” Miss Grimshaw yelled from the other side. Gods, not even today could she leave you alone. Javier was grinning like it was the funniest thing in the world while you sighed and got up.

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Charles invited you to go hunting literally all day. You left in the morning and it’s already nighttime. You were exhausted and just needing to lay down and sleep forever. Maybe til the next century. You were riding back to camp when you noticed that almost all lights were out. Looking up to Charles, he just shrugged his shoulders. Why isn’t he finding this weird?

You got down from your horse, walking slowly towards the campfire. The only source of light around here. Where was everyone? Part of your body just wanted to ignore it and fall asleep somewhere. Of course, you didn’t listen to that. Something bad could’ve happened here and you would just sleep it off? Hell no. The camp was silent.

“Hello? Dutch? Arthur?” You called, no answer.

“Happy Birthday!” You jumped back in surprise, eyes widen by the screams and laughter. A surprise party, right. You awkwardly scratched your neck, not knowing what to do here. “Don’t just stand there, c’mere!”Karen said, smiling and pushing you closer to them.

In a quick resume; Sean was drinking and telling all of your embarrassing stories to the whole gang, the girls were trying to ship you with someone, everyone was pretty much happy and seated around the campfire. Turns out they tried to make a fancy birthday party but it didn’t work out in the fancy part, so they all agreed to a surprise one! And You? Well, you were drinking, smiling and nodding to everything.

“C’mon, are we celebrating here. or what?”

“Javier, play us away!”

Everyone started to clap and badly singing with Javier, a weird mix of Spanish and English. Arthur and Mary-Beth were dancing, Abigail and John, and Dutch...Dutch took a seat next to you smiling slightly. “I got something for you.” “Oh Dutch, you didn’t need to.” He gave you a picture, the picture you and the gang took months ago. You thought it got lost in the snow, made you sad for days since it was one of the few things you have to remember the gang. Your family. “I...I don’t know how to thank you, I...” “Care to dance with me, then?” “Of course!”

This night couldn’t get better. Just to think that you didn’t want a birthday party in the first place, or even remember this was a “special” day. You weren’t getting any younger too. So why celebrate it?

You and Dutch danced across the grass, the night was young and it surely wasn’t ending any time soon. You rested your head against his shoulder, a soft smile faintly appearing on your lips. You wished this moment could last forever.

#i hope this is okay!#had to write it 4 times since tumblr on mobile hates me #and had to make this quick since I'm going to be out all day #but I hope it's good :')#congratz buddy!!#rdr2 x reader #red dead redemption 2 x reader #red dead redemption 2 #van der linde gang #van der linde gang x reader #dutch van der linde #dutch van der linde x reader #charles smith #sean macguire #arthur morgan #kieran duffy #javier escuella #too lazy to add more

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the-dead-skwad · 5 years

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Secret X Damien Haas X Reader

Thank you for being so patient with me :) I know it takes me ages to post so I’m sorry. Another Damien fluff shit. The only warnings are swearing like always. I have mentioned names of family members, I know you won’t relate to that part but just like change it in your head.

"Heeeyyyyy! What's up guys!" Your usual loud voice boomed across the set as you spoke to the camera. "Me and the beautiful Damien are here today playing an old spoopy classic in the spirit of halloweeeeeeeeeen!" You picked up the case for resident evil 2 and waved it around. It was the remastered version but still it was going to be as fun.

Damien took the case from your hand "ZOMBIES!" He yelled as loud as he could "Throw back!" and he literally threw the case behind him hitting the back of the set. "So glad you guys could join me and Y/N watching us kill some zombies and possibly poop our pants."

"I hope I don't, I really like these pants." You stuck your leg in the air .

Damien laughed "So if you were wearing pants you didn't like pooping your pants would be perfectly fine?"

You looked around for a second "Ermmm yeah. Anyway don't forget to subscribe and punch that bell to get notifications! Punch it, slap it, hold its hand, do what you want to the bell. I'm such a hoe for zombies so I'm just superrr excited today!"

Damien looked at you and laughed "You a hoe?"

"Big hoe!" You both laughed together.

As the game started one of the crew members switched the lights off "Oh!" Damien shouted "No one told me it would be in the dark."

You turned slowly to look at him and spoke in a low whisper "How else do you do anything spoopy?"

"You really freak me out when it comes to horrors, like you get so into it." "Hoe for horrors." You whispered really creepily. -- The shoot was going so well, your stomach actually hurt from laughing so much. "Quick!" You shouted again "There’s a zombie! There!"

"I know Y/N I can see it." he turned to look at you for a split second "Ahhh!" A zombie shot out in front of the screen making you both scream.

"Oh you bitch!" you basically leapt out of your seat grabbing hold of Damien's arm and hiding behind him. "Nope!"

He turned to look at you, "You okay back there?" He wrapped one arm around you.

"Yeahhh" Your face popped back into shot from under his arm. Looking up at him you smiled, for just a minute your eyes lingered on his face, you noticed so much more than usual. His eyes, his smile, just everything about his was perfect. You soon snapped out of it when you realised you were both just staring at each other in front of all the crew.

"I thinks that’s enough for now!" Ian's voice came across the set "We'll break for lunch and finish this later."

"So," You turned to look at him as you picked your bag up "What do you fancy for lunch?"

"Well I said to Shayne I'd meet him for lunch, go to the cafe down the road. Wonna come?"

"As long as I'm not interrupting your man date." Walking towards the office to find Shayne.

Just out of ear shot "You would never interrupt anything in my life." he answered you.

Lunch was nice, the three of you sat outside in the sun with a coffee and a sandwich.

"How was the shoot this morning?" Shayne looked at you both.

Both of you looked at each other before you answered "Yeah it was good. Nearly shat myself at one point but all we have to do is shoot the wrap up."

"Awesome. Bet its super funny."

Taking a sip of your coffee you couldn't help but feel something happened between the two of you. Even after all this time of you working and being friends you hadn't really noticed anything. You knew you liked him but work and friendship was so important to you, you didn't want to ruin anything.

You realised that while you were in your own thoughts Shayne and Damien were just talking so much shit. "Hey." Damien nudged you "You awake?"

"Yeah." You smiled at him "I was just thinking..." He was looking at you in the same way again.

Shayne hadn't noticed anything "I was thinking you guys could come on try not to laugh together or we could do who knows best, maybe Damien best friend" He pointed at himself "and on screen girlfriend" he pointed at you "Orrrrr I dunno.. hold on I have so many ideas."

While Shayne was scrolling through his phone reeling off so many different things the tree of you could do together, you felt Damien's hand slowly touch your knee. He was wayy too much of a gentleman to touch you thigh. As he squeezed your knee you felt your heart jump into your throat. You reached down and placed your hand on his, you moved it up slightly so he wasn't reaching so far under the table. Squeezing his hand lightly so he knew that you were okay with all of this.

"Damien, what do you think about this?" Shayne shoved his phone in his face snapping out of his daze.

"Ahhh, erm shnizburtness."

You choked on your coffee "Whats up?" looking at him laughing so hard. "Are you okay man?" Shayne was laughing too "Did your brain break?" "Honestly I have no idea what just happened." His side-wards smile made you heart melt.

Shayne go up to use the bathroom still laughing to himself. Damien turned to look at you taking both your hands in his. "So what are we doing?"

"I'm not sure but what ever it is I'm absolutely loving it."

Already sat pretty close you leaned in a little further. You could feel your heart beating through out your entire body as you pressed your lips against his. It was so perfect like nothing you had ever experienced in your life. It was like your brain turned into fireworks.

He moved back and smiled at you, he stroked his thumb across your cheek "So perfect."

"Oh my god! I've just had an idea.." Shayne was on his way back "Just pretend for now that nothing has happened." He sat back down "I think we should do Who knows best.. I question you two. You can fight it out for the spot of main man in my life."

"Awesome!"

-- As soon as you got back to the office Shayne walked ahead to talk to Ian about the plan. Just before the set the was a door that lead to the costume room. You both knew that no one would be in there as you two were the only ones in this video. He looked at you and smiled. Checking around you to make sure no one could see you, you both went into the room. You only looked at each other for a second before you literally leapt on each other. Your lips smashed together, your entire body was filled with butterfly's. You jumped up and wrapped you legs around his waist. He took a few steps forward pushing you against the wall. Half a rail of costumes collapsed on the floor. His lips parted from yours and moved down to your neck. You threw your head back letting out a small moan.

"Hey!" A voice from behind the door made you panic. You jumped off him and straightened yourself out. The door swung open and Courtney stood there looking at you both. "What are you guys doing?"

"Nothing," You said nervously "I just knocked this stand over."

"Why do you look so flustered?"

"I hurt my toe..."

"Riiighhttt. They're waiting for you guys ."

The rest of the shoot went perfect. Ian and Garett were happy to do a 'Who knows best' with the three of you as well. It was going to be hard but you only had to hide your relationship for 3 days.

It as finally the day of the shoot, it had been very difficult keeping you both a secret. There was a couple of times you had snuck off and almost been caught. But from what you guys knew know had clocked on yet. Your plan would work perfectly as long as Shayne didn't know.

As you stood at your kitchen counter making your coffee to take to work you felt an arm wrap around your waist. You squeezed his arm making him hold you tighter. He left gentle kissed on the exposed skin on your shoulder. "Hmmm. Why did we only just decide to do this?"

"Well, you've asked this 20 times since we first kissed," You turned in his arms so you were face to face "and how was I supposed to know you liked me as much as I liked you." You gave him a meaningful kiss.

"I guess you could say zombies bought us together."

"What can I say.. I'm a hoe for horrors."

He laughed at you hugging you tighter "Come on you we gotta get to work."

Pulling up in work parking lot Courtney pulled up right by you and Shayne was leaning against his car waiting for the lot of you. He looked at you both as you got out your car "Are you ready to be shameeeedddd as I prove that I am the ultimate best friend?"

"Of course Shayne.. How ever will I beat you?" Damien shook his head, he watched you as you walked to the offices with Courtney.

As soon as the guys were out of earshot she looked at you "Soooo, how was last night? Did he stay over? Did anything happen? Do I need to start looking for bridesmaid dresses?"

"Jesus Court" You laughed at her "No, nothing happened. Me and Damien are just super good friends. All this chemistry is for the fans," As you lied through your teeth all you could see in your head were flashes of the night before. The touching, feeling, searching. My god you had never had sex like it.

On set you were quite excited. It was set up so you sat opposite Damien and Shayne . As soon as you all sat down you could feel Damien’s foot stroking your leg. You raised your eyebrows at him and smiled.

"Action!" Garett shouted.

"Hey guys!" You spoke to the camera "We're here today to see who knows me best! I've been friends with Damien and Shayne for a few years now and we all know tumblr has shipped me with both. So really I guess its a test for the ultimate ship. We also have the jury sat by our side." You pointed to Courtney, Noah and Kieth sat at the side "They can give a guess if both bots get it wrong."

"So!" Shayne spoke as loud as always "Last time Courtney beat Damien and won the spot of my best friend, I shall prove today that I am the best."

"In your dreams bitch!" Damien laughed at him "Before we start can we just ask you to subscribe and punch that notification bell so you know what we're doing."

"First question!" You looked at the cards infront of you "How many siblings do I have? Extra points for gender and names."

"Oh fuck!" Shayne said loudly "You have a huge family!"

Damien smiled at you and gave you a small wink, luckily no one saw him. The camera probably did though. You picked up the water gun off the table and started to pump it "I fully well know they won't get this right."

They both sighed as they finished writing. Shayne went first "I guessed 2 sisters, 3 brothers. Lydia, Kate, John, Johnathon and Johnny."

Everyone laughed at him, "John, Johnathon and Johnny?" Courtney nearly screamed at him.

"I couldn't think of other male names!"

"Shyane! There's literally multiple males in this room!" Noah couldn't believe him.

Still laughing you smiled at Damien "Anddddd how wrong are you?" Even though you were together you would genuinely be impressed if he got it right.

He spun the board around "You have 4 sisters, no brothers. Lydia, Mia, Ava and your step sister who you don't actually see Jess."

You smiled and shook your head. You pumped the gun a little more ans shot Shayne directly in the chest making him scream. "Honestly I'm impressed Damien. How in the hell did you know that?"

"Well you know" He just shurgged "I listen."

Courtney squeaked "That is super cute."

If only she knew you thought to yourself. You internally smiled "Anyway next question. This one is easier. What is my favourite thing to order for lunch? I know I pretty much eat two things but I deffo get one thing more."

It literally took them two seconds to answer which really made you think you should change up your diet. "Damien you first."

"This is also very easy.." He spun his board around "So you either get pad thai, which is most of our favourite but more than usual you get subway chicken and bacon BBQ wrap."

Shayne made a very loud noise "I said chicken and bacon too!"

"Yep, you're both right.. I seriously need to try more food apparently."

After a list of questions you pulled out the last one smiling to yourself. You looked up at Shayne and laughed to yourself, he was literally dripping wet and Damien had got one wrong. You turned to look at the camera. "If this question wasn't so good I'd just end it here. I mean jesus Shayne! You call yourself my friend."

Damien also laughed "Honestly from this it looks like you guys have never actually met."

"Okay!" Shayne shouted. "I clearly do not listen to you guys enough. I promise from this day forward I will be a better friend."

You rolled your eyes at him "Anyway, final question." They started a drum roll on the table "True or false I have a secret boyfriend."

"What!" Courtney shouted "I mean there’s no way! We would know that." You smiled at everyone "Shayne you first."

He looked around doing that fmaous confused face "I put false... because there’s no way you wouldn't tell us."

You smiled at Damien as he spoke "So I said true..." He spun his board around "Because Its me."

The room was silent for a second. Shayne turned slowly looking at both of you "WHAT!" He shputed the loudest you had ever heard him.

"Wait." Kieth stood up "You two are together... like actually together."

You smiled at him for the millionth time "Yeah we are."

"OOOOHHHH MY GOD!" Courtney had now joined in on the screaming.

You stood up and walked up to him to give him a hug. He also stood up and wrapped his arms around you "Sorry dude, I wanted to tell you but we thought this way would be so much funnier."

Shayne joined in on the hug "I mean finally!" Then they all joined in for a big group hug.

You pulled away and winked at the camera. "I just have one last thing I need to do though." You walked back round to your side of the table and pulled out the biggest water gun "I'm sorry dude." You pointed it straight at Shayne "But you did get the last one wrong!"

#smosh fanfic #smosh fic #smosh imagine #damien haas imagine #damien haas fluff #damien haas x reader #shayne topp imagine

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crash-cinematic-universe · 4 years

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Headfirst for Halos (ch. 5)

*does a fortnite dance* this took me wayy too long to write

Ship: Tate Langdon/fem!Reader

WARNINGS: allusions to both physical and emotional abuse from a family member, actual physical abuse between a freshman and a senior, allusions to mental illnesses such as depression, student v. student violence. A certain way an event was phrased could be considered an allusion to molestation. strong language. a reference to homophobic slurs (none were used)

general comments: the american rock band My Chemical Romance was referenced in this story, yes it doesn’t work with the timeline, no I do not care. pretend mcr was around in the 80′s and 90′s. overall, I’m pretty proud of how this turned out. SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 FOR AMERICAN HORROR STORY AHEAD. pre-death tate, pre-shooting tate, pre-beau death

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4

It's cold. My blood runs like ice through my veins, the image of my mother still fresh in my mind. The cops had arrived at some point, their red and blue flashing lights coming through the windows. The neighbors must've heard me scream. An officer attempted to console me, but I couldn't register his words. Everything is just so cold, and that's all I can focus on.

I refused to let Delilah anywhere near the house after I saw the body. I picked her up and held her, the chilling numbness of shock consuming me. I'm shivering, and I can't tell whether that's due to the cold or the scene. I think I threw up, I can't remember. Everything is all blurry, the only thing I can remember clearly is her cold, empty, horrific gaze. Hundreds of muffled voices surround me, each of them fading away with each passing second. One familiar voice cuts through the mob of unending murmuring.

“Y/n? Hey, Y/n, are you alright?” Pluto’s worried eyes meet mine. “Shit, Y/n, I came over as soon as I’d heard.”

“Why?” My voice is weak, my throat is sore from screaming. I don’t intend to come off bitter, I’m genuinely asking.

“Because I thought you’d want a familiar face around in this chaos.” Pluto says firmly, their eyes not leaving mine. Their concern is comforting, the knitted sweater they’re wearing softly brushes against my skin as they envelop Delilah and I in a tight embrace.

“She’s dead.” I say quietly. “She’s dead. My mother is dead.” The tears spilled over onto my cheeks as the realization set in. The shock faded away, and the raw emotions consumed my body causing my senses to numb and my chest to tighten. Whenever I close my eyes I see her. I see her stare. I see the deep gash in her throat, the remnants of a petrifying fear in her eyes. It isn’t long before I’m in hysterics, catching the attention of the officers around us.

It’s only then that two paramedics exit my house, carrying my mother’s corpse on a stretcher. The thin sheet over her body is blown by the wind, revealing her upper torso to me once again. I guess the initial shack shielded me from seeing the extent of her injuries. She looked ghastly, dark bruises covering her face. Scratch marks ran down her arms, her fingers broken; she looked as if someone had beaten her down before slitting her throat. The sight does nothing to sooth my sobbing, it only fuels my emotion as Delilah begins to cry, too. It’s going to be a long night.

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“Tell me again, in your own words, what were you doing when you found your mother.” Officer McCoin asks, his cold eyes glaring at me from across the metal table.

“I took my little sister, Delilah, out for ice cream. We left around 4PM and got back around 7PM--”

“You were out for three hours? Getting ice cream?” I nod.

“We went exploring for a while. We wanted to stay out of the house.” I noticed the officer’s eyebrow twitch.

“Why did you want to stay out of the house?” I stayed silent for a moment, and Officer McCoin took my silence for advantage. “Miss L/n, what happened to your face?”

“I-.. uh, I-” My thoughts are jumbled, the mixture of shock and pressure making my brain go fuzzy. I know what’ll happen; if I tell them my mother hit me, they’ll find some way to connect me to her death. That’s how cops operate-- make the evidence shown reflect who they personally suspect. “Some kids at school roughed me up a bit. It’s nothing too serious. We wanted to stay out of the house because of the heat. The air conditioning in our house is broken, it’s much cooler outside with ice cream.” That wasn’t totally a lie-- our AC was broken. Thankfully, Officer McCoin is quite gullible. He simply nods and makes notes on a small pad of paper beside him.

“What were you doing earlier that day? Before you left?”

“I had a friend over and we listened to music for a little while. After that he went home and Delilah and I left.” I explain.

“Could you give me the name of your friend?” Officer McCoin grabs the notepad and pen, preparing to take notes. “And, uh, your relation to this person.” My jaw clenched at McCoin’s insinuation.

“His name is Tate Langdon, and he’s my… friend.” Wait, fuck, are Tate and I just friends? Does getting each other off on occasion count as a relationship? Probably not, but I’m still not quite sure. Officer McCoin’s eyebrow twitches once I say Tate’s name.

“Alright, Miss L/n, that’s all for now. You’re free to leave.” I immediately stand up, turning to exit the interrogation room. Officer McCoin speaks once more before I leave. “Miss L/n? Be careful around that Langdon kid. He’s bad news.” Anger ripples through my veins as I walk out the door. Who does that asshole think he is? Tate isn’t bad news, hell, he wouldn’t hurt a fly! The rush of emotion makes me feel like I’m spiraling with no one to catch me. That is, until I see Pluto outside the police station.

“Pluto--” is all I can muster before I collapse into their arms, clutching them like they’re my last hope. My fingers dig into their shoulders as I steady myself, letting my emotions out in one good hard cry. Pluto informs me that Delilah was setting up at their house.

“Y/n, you’re going to stay with me for a while, okay?” I simply nod, any attempt at a verbal confirmation diminished by my sobbing. Everything went so wrong so fast-- I was falling and I needed someone to grip onto. I know I can’t trust Pluto, not after our previous interactions. Suddenly, he pops into my head.

“Tate,” I say quietly, my voice thick with tears. “I want to see Tate.” Pluto gives me a weird look.

“You wanna see Langdon? Why?” Pluto inquires, gently leading me out of the police station towards their car.

“He might’ve gotten hurt or seen someone or something. He was coming from that direction last time I saw him.” I neglected to mention the fact I also wanted to see Tate because he made me feel safe. Pluto doesn’t need to know that, hell, I’m not sure they care. This is just another charity case for them, isn’t it? Well, I don’t really care. I need a place to stay, and Pluto has one-- charity case or not.

“... alright. I’ll give him a call--”

“No!” I snap. I’m not sure why, but I’m the one who needs to do it. Admittedly, my outburst was out of left field. “Uh, no. I’ll call him.”

I’m quick to compose myself, wiping away the tear tracks on my face and blowing my stuffy nose. My voice was still low from my screams and cries, but it’s much stronger than before. Pluto and I drive in silence, their dark eyes trained on the road. Eventually, I break the silence.

“Why are you doing this?” Pluto hesitates.

“Because you’re just a kid.” That’s all Pluto says on that topic. “I’m sorry. I didn’t… I didn’t mean to say all that stuff back there.” “Yes you did, Pluto.” I said firmly. “It’s okay, I understand.” Pluto looks hurt but I don’t really care. They exit the room with a huff, leaving me in silence. I sit there for a minute, taking time to breathe. Things have changed so quickly, but at least I still have a few constants. I grab the phone and quickly dial Tate’s phone number.

Ring

I still have Delilah

Ring

I still have myself

Ring

I still have Tate.

Ri-- “Hello?” It’s so nice to hear his voice again.

“Hey, uh, it’s Y/n.” My voice sounds unnatural and odd, but I don’t really care.

“Oh my god, Y/n, are you ok?” Tate gushes, and I can practically see his face contorted in concern. “I’m so sorry about your mom, I really meant to call earlier but I thought I’d give you space--”

“It’s okay, Tate. It’s good to hear you now.” A voice echoes slightly on the other line, and Tate is quick to cover it with his own. I can tell it was his mother, and I can tell that she was angry. I felt defensive, the last thing I want is for Tate to have to experience what I did.

“Hey, uh, do you wanna, maybe, come over like… right now? I think you could use a hug.” Tate laughs ever so lightly.

“God, yes, I just want to see you.” I sound desperate. I am. “I’ll be there in 10.”

“See you then.”

“Bye, Tate.”

“Goodbye, Y/n.”

#tate langdon #tate langdon fanfiction #ahs tate langdon #tate langdon x reader #Evan Peters #AHS Evan Peters #AHS #ahs murder house #ahs fanfiction #american horror story #american horror story fanfiction #headfirst for halos #irl dont look

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My status predictions for episode 4 & achievement theories (Clem won't die theory)

Also let me just say I doubt anyone actually died during the explosion besides the raiders and maybe Minerva??

Violet: (determinant) If Louis was saved, Violet is shown to despise Clementine for betraying her and will side with Minnie. Going as far as to attack you in the cell to prevent you from escaping. I believe if AJ was told to shoot Lilly, and depending on what you say to him after shooting her in EP 4, he might kill Violet if she tries to fight Clem again, finding that she's a threat and it is justified to shoot her. This would indeed be shocking. On the other hand if you saved Violet, I think she's relatively safe but I may be wrong. Maybe she can determinantly save either AJ or Clem by an act of heroism and sacrificing herself in the process.

Louis: (determinant) If Louis was saved, I also think he will relatively be okay. If Louis was kidnapped, shockingly, his tongue is cut out and he is absolutely traumatized, needing the help of Aasim to escape the boat. There has been theorizing of Louis killing himself but it seems ridiculous and unlikely to me. He will be depressed but I doubt he would ever do such a thing. Especially if you romanced him but did not save him. All I can think of is that he might sacrifice himself to save Clem or AJ's life maybe?? I'm not sure what to think of Louis' status. Also there's a small chance he could die from his serious injury to the tougne (maybe blood loss or chocking? But I doubt this will happen)

Clementine: (determinant/alive mostly) Okay so Clementine's fate has been foreshadowed and hinted at ALL season which is unsettling. From being hinted at to drown, to get bitten, to be killed, going missing etc. Even Skybound posted pictures of Clem's hat and a clementine covered in blood. However, I think it's all misleading and trying to trick us to think Clem will get bitten like Lee. I think this is very unlikely and kindaaa lazy. This is Clem and AJ's story, not Clementine and Lee's all over again. I do believe Clementine will be okay! However I do think there is one ending where she might die. I don't know what way exactly but I'm going to assume maybe a major injury? But I genuinely doubt this. I'm optimistic about her making it alive.

AJ: (determinant/mostly alive) Here's a twist, instead of Clementine getting bitten, it's AJ. AJ is always telling Clem his status (ex. "no bites!") Except this time, AJ is bitten, probably by a walker from the herd just outside the ship. And the player must decide what to do in the situation. I still have doubts about anyone getting bit this season though... There's been mentions of the kids being very careful and skilled at survival. To live all these years to them getting bit randomly by a walker is kind of a lame way to go. However, it can still be a possibility. NO ONE so far has died from a bite on screen (Abel being closest) so it will probably happen to at least someone. Another outcome, while extreme, Clementine might have to put down AJ of some sort or resort to leaving with him and departing from the school because it is too dangerous to have him around. In general though, I think AJ will be okay depending on how you raised him.

Tenn: (No fucking idea; but probably alive) Oof I don't know about this one. There has been foreshadowing of Tenn dying many times. He also seems to have some kind of interest in walkers. Will Tenn get bitten? Get shot? He was extremely close to getting shot in episode 3, showing the writers aren't scared of killing off a child. But in the end I really don't know. Will Minerva try and hurt him? Will he have to put Minerva down maybe? I just hope this sweet little boy is okay by the end of this. AJ wants him to learn how to be safe (ep 3) and he would certainly be devasted if something were to happen to him because he is his *second best real friend.

Lilly: (determinant/unknown) If Lilly is spared, I believe she will continue to try and hurt the kids again, potentially killing a major character perhaps? And I think there MIGHT be a chance at a redemption arc. But think about it, what will happen to Lilly when it's over? She's certainly not coming to the school to live with us and the boat is fucked so where the fuck is she gonna go? Thankfully it's been confirmed that once characters are saved from determinant death, they will not die like 20 minutes later (COUGH nick COUGH sarah COUGH) However, I think we will have the choice to kill Lilly ourselves this time IF the player choses to. If not, I guess she could esvape and find a way back to Delta? I don't know.

James: (Alive/Unknown) If Lilly is killed, James is visibly upset that Clementine told AJ to shoot her. I think depending on how you treated James during the barn scene, he will still think you're a good person and help you get the kids out and safe, and will stay at the school with the remaining kids. BUT, if you lied about thinking there's more to walkers, I have a feeling this could backfire somehow and AJ could potentially reveal this to James, deeply upsetting him and feeling used. If you didn't respect him beforehand, James dislikes you, is untrusting of you and he will decide to leave the group at the end and live on his own, back into the forest. Leaving him at an unknown status.

Minerva: (Dead) I think Minerva is unfortunately long gone. She's brainwashed and unable to side with the kids anymore. This leads to her trying to stop them yet again and someone decides to attack her fatally (Maybe AJ, Tenn, Violet (determinant) or Clementine herself), or maybe she drowns and dies during the explosion but I feel like that would leave her story unresolved. There's maybe a small chance she can have a change of heart however and go back to the school but I doubt it.

Other kids [Omar, Aasim, Ruby, Willy, Rosie]: (Alive) Someones gotta survive this season and i think these kids are going to be fine. They're minor/supporting characters and while I love all these kids, their deaths would probably not be that impactful as the mains. And besides, with the amount of characters hinted at to die, this seems like wayy too many dead characters if they were gonna die too. Someone's gotta head back to the school at the end.

------------------------- And now achievement theories!! (potential spoilers)

Let me just say many of the previous achievements are misleading and may sound worse then they actually are so don't freak out too much!

Red Water: I theorize this achievement is hinting at the aftermath of the explosion. Having the water be filled with the corpses of the raiders and walkers. Again, I highly doubt anyone else other than the minor raiders will die.

Final Lesson: Perhaps Clementine teaches AJ an important lesson which will become important for act 3? Maybe she will discuss with AJ the choice she made to either kill or spare Lilly and help him understand certain things.

Savior: "You're our savior Clem!" Clementine is the savior of the kids, getting them all (hopefully) back home and safe where they live in peace finally. Although this could hint at something darker.. Perhaps Clementine is their savior, but will she have to die for them or sacrifice someone else to save them? (Haha this achievement just makes me think of Jesus Christ for some reason)

Survivor/Home at Last: So these achievements are a reason that greatly reinforces the theory that Clementine will not die and in fact make it home at last after the horrors of the Delta. However, I could be wrong but I genuinely think Clem is going to be okay.

OKAY THESE ONES... I hope people keep in mind achievements usually do not contain any major spoilers! They're mostly interactions with the world around so I think people should be more optimistic.

Goodbye: So many think this signifies Clementines death but I saw hell no! I actually think this hints at Minerva's fate! Perhaps Clementine, AJ, Tenn, Violet/Louis will attempt to convert Minerva to return to the school and stop her from being involved with the Delta. Or maybe she gets bit on the neck and nothing can be done so Minerva is left behind but first they say their goodbyes. Specifically Tenn Violet and Louis. The goodbye could be directed at anyone or anything really. It's probably tricking us into thinking something terrible is going to happen when it's actually something minor.

Came full circle: I feel like this might be an important bonding moment between Clementine and AJ. It could also signify a good ending? But like I said, I say it's mostly just an interaction I think.

Promise: I believe this signifies promising your love interest or best friend (Louis or Violet) that you will never leave them and stay at the school with them by their side with AJ. Or, this could be directed at AJ as well but I think he already knows Clementine would never leave him.

Lost and Found: Okay so this one is a bit unsettling I'll admit. We see Clem's lost hat on the screen preview of episode 4 near some water and we see Clem's hat in this very achievement but I think we're reading too much into it. This may simply be an occasion where Clem loses her hat and finds it later on (it's just worded weirdly to scare us). Or maybe AJ finds it or you happen to play as AJ? (I doubt it though.) OR this may occur during a flashback! Such as an instance where we meet Lee again and he finds our hat like how he did in episode 2 of s1. Whatever this achievement means, I doubt its anything major.

So that's all. I've been pretty optimistic about these theories because I just prefer thinking on the positive of things concerning the season finale. Either way I think it will be great and I'm excited! If you'd like to add on with your own theories go ahead!

#ooc ask #long post #twdg #tfs spoilers #twdg spoilers

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evan-hand-soap · 5 years

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hi! i was wondering if i could request a ship/matchup (bnha [student] or deh please)? i'm a short (5'0) straight (+supporting!) girl who's wayy too into romance for her own good. i'm introverted and shy at first, but i'm really just a big nerd once you get to know me. i really love broadway (i'm huge on singing, it's one of my hobbies), and art is another thing i really like. i feel like pda wouldn't be an issue for me, but i really like cuddling and whatnot so i hope that's okay uwu. thank you!

Yuppers! Most of my asks and requests have been getting deleted or messed up so I can’t access them so I’m doing this as soon as I can so sorry if this seems a little rushed.. and this is also my first bnha ship which I’m excited about so be honored XD For the bnha, I ship you with Kirishima!

I personally can’t see Kirishima teasing someone, let alone a s/o

So even if you’re like,,, 7 inches shorter than him, he won’t poke at you about

He might mention little things like how you’re shorter than him every so often but not much

Kirishima is a very respectful and supportive guy but he’s probably also hella romantic

Since you’re kinda shy around some people he’ll try his best to do the talking and socializing to make you as comfortable as possible in said situation

He thinks that you being nerdy is really really cute

He likes that you’re comfortable around him because he doesn’t want you to feel like you have to hide any parts of yourself from him

He hasn’t listened to many musicals by himself but he’ll gladly listen to them with you around

He’ll figure out your favorite songs all across the broadway ratio and memorize all of them so he can belt out the songs with you

He wants to be able to enjoy the things you love with you

He really loves your voice and will fight have a civilized and humane conversation anyone who thinks other wise

Admires all your art because no mater how hard he tries, he’s never been good at it

So being with you when your drawing or painting or whatever he will completely soak up because he loves watching it

He thinks you’re really talented with these things and yet again, will fight have a civilized and humane conversation with anyone who thinks differently

He will 1000% get offended if someone even the slightest makes negative comment about you or your talents

He’s glad you’re comfortable with PDA and cuddling and stuff because it’s something he’s a big fan of

Kirishima will definitely invite you to his dorm, whether you’re a UA student or not, and have movie nights and cuddle

(Assuming you aren’t at UA) Everyone in his class knows you because he has you over so much

Nonetheless, they all love you

They treat you like you’re one of their classmates

Entire Bakusquad protects you, needed or not

Kirishima always invites you over to dorm game nights

Sometimes Mina or Kaminari will before he even gets the chance too

Mina, being the classmate shipper that she is, definitely thinks you two are adorable

Kirishima’s (prbly) a big fan of kissing you on the neck and top of your nose

Just a hunch

Shark boi gives best hugs

Will just swaddle you up in his warm arms and chest and just holds you there and kissed the top of your head

Loves you unconditionally which Aizawa thinks isn’t good for him because being a hero, villains can use people he’s close to against him

Let’s just say he was beyond pissed when Aizawa implied that you shouldn’t be dating him

Also, before it’s done,, All Might is your #1 shipper

DEH Ship UwU

I ship you with, my favorite person in the world to write for, Connor Flipping Murphy!

Unlike Kirishima, he will nonstop tease you about your height

(Idk if you caught that but #hamiltonreferences amiright?)

He’s a huge teaser

He knows his boundaries, though

He won’t push it because he doesn’t like fighting or arguments because it makes him :c

Never really listened to musicals but he’s willing to try them out

I, personally, feel like he would like Heathers (at least the concept) a lot but that’s just me

Since you’re both pretty introverted though he’s less shy and more socially awkward, you’ve concluded together that you’ll just stay in your own shared bubble and not talk with people you don’t have to

Now, unlike Kirishima, he will actually fight someone who will discriminate you even the slightest

Jared makes a small comment about how something on a piece of your art could be better, even if it’s just a small little thing, Jared’s gotta buy new glasses because he just got a black eye

He will 100% fight for you

Connor really loves your signing, though he’s not one to belt out song lyrics but more calmly and lightly sing along

But you won’t complain because Connor Stubborn Murphy is singing along to something, such as a musical

Connor does not care if you like PDA, he absolutely refuses it because I could imagine he’s not too great with affection so he gets blushy and flustered really easily and it’s embarrassing

But alone, he’ll definitely make up for all that rejection and giving your affection the cold shoulder

A huge huge cuddler

Literally and figuratively

He’s like 6 feet tall and your very small compared to him

Plus he’s pretty touch starved because he’s always been neglected by family and other humans and vise versa

His cuddles mainly consist of bear hugs, light kisses, and probably sleeping

He doesn’t get much sleep but if you’re around he feels more at ease and will fall asleep easier

Plus it’s a bonus for you because hell’s fall asleep while clinging to you like a lanky koala and it’s adorable

He spends as much time with you as he can though he can respect personal space and time, but he wants to be around you as much as possible because it’s the times he forgets he’s depressed and forgets all his problems in his crappy life

If you’re in a bad mood, this boy has a mental book of coping mechanisms that he use that don’t involve harm because that’s the last thing he wants you doing

If he finds out it was someone else who caused this, oh boy are they done for

He will hunt this person down until he finds them and give them a piece of his mind whether it be physical or verbal

Regardless there will be yelling

But if it was a girl, no matter angry he is, he’s still respectful and won’t punch a girl

But if it’s a guy their ass will be handed to them on a silver plater

A very very protective boyfriend if it’s not obvious

#dear evan hansen x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #dear evan hansen ship #boku no hero academia ship #deh x reader #bnha x reader #deh ship #bnha x reader ship #connor murphy x reader #kirishima x reader #connor murphy #kirishima eijirou #connor muprhy deh #kirishimia bnha #my hero academia x reader

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Why Klance/Laith Will Probably Go Down - Masterlist

I know how season 7 broke many of us. We had a lot of expectations and this season, while beautiful and otherwise good, certainly failed at some points.

However it isn’t the end yet. Hopefully season 8 will resolve at least some of our disappointments. But when it comes to klance/laith, I’m pretty sure we’re going to see something happen. Nothing has to happen however. But I’m just saying, based on all of the things listed, it just simply makes sense that it would.

This is just a show so whatever happens happens. But I'm just saying I'll have faith in laith until if the very last second of the show tells us any different. And here’s why.

Are you ready? [CONTAINS SEASON 7 SPOILERS!!]

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but first some lecturing lololol

WHATEVER HAPPENS AND WHICHEVER SHIP BLOWS OUT THE BIG CANON IN THE END IS FINE. IT'S JUST A SHOW. A SHOW THAT DOESN'T EVEN REVOLVE AROUND ROMANCE. If you can't handle that then you can go bite ass. Oh and also, Don’t spread around hate or threats or any shit like that. You should know better. Just enjoy the show as it is. And yes, this applies to if your ship becomes canon and if it doesn’t. Spreading hate and threats are never okay. Accept whatever the outcome of the show will be, and let people ship what they want. This isn’t your story and you shouldn’t become sour just because it doesn’t go the way you want it to go, and if it does go the way you want it to go, don’t rub it in the faces of those who wanted something different.

Just be mature and decent guys, it really ain’t that hard.

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ANYWAY here's my half-assed list of why I believe klance/laith will be endgame by the end of the series:

[I REPEAT THIS CONTAINS SOME S7 SPOILERS]

Let’s begin with some random stuff:

Lance’s one-sided rivalry with Keith seems to... have something a little extra about it.

The blue and the red star in the astral plane?? Do they hold a deeper meaning??

The bonding moment. It could be seen as platonic, but... The colours and the lightning y'all... Interesting choice. (Also... that a//urance parallel in season 6... Coincidence I think the heck not, purposeful I think the heck yes)

Keith being seemingly really impatient for Lance to come out of the healing pod after the bonding moment, and then appearing to actually sulk for having to wait just a small moment.

In one of the comic books Keith says that he’ll be training and suggests that maybe Lance should too, maybe or maybe not wanting to hang out with Lance and trying to create an opportunity, and then seems to become upset/disappointed when Lance rejects the idea.

Lance talking to the mice about his crush on Allura could honestly pass as him talking about Keith as well.

Honestly though was Lance flirting/trying to impress Keith as pointed out here x?

They really pulled the stuck in the elevator trope lmao.

This doesn’t actually have to do with anything but I still find it a funny parallel with Lance rejecting Keith by denying the bonding moment and Keith rejecting Lance and denying him a proper greeting and hug after returning. Are they even now? fuhidsdfu top 10 anime betrayals

The Feud episode (here are the s7 spoilers!!)

Lance chose Keith (read more here x). Look, listen. This was pretty gay. To put it briefly, Lance’s reasoning was kinda weak and he could’ve honestly as well have chosen Allura here. But... he didn’t. And then he seriously says that Keith is the future which is like honest foreshadowing (especially considering how unnecessary it was for him to say that part, at the very least in that way). And then to deliver the final blow he drops that soft smile (a la bonding moment) on us. I don’t care what happens in season 8, this moment was gay af. If I’m stretching a little bit this scene could be viewed a little bit like Lance choosing between Keith and Allura (looking to the side and then the other, pondering, choosing Keith).

Keith chose Lance (same read more link x). Again to put it briefly. We know Keith seems kinda grumpy here. You know what we also know? Keith doesn’t dislike Lance, and he cares about the fate of the universe, therefore invalidating his answer. His body language and expression alone said it all; he closed himself off. He wasn’t comfortable sharing the real reason why he chose Lance. Keith no doubt knows what Lance is capable of. He trusts Lance. Keith chose Lance for a reason (or several reasons), and him ‘not wanting to be stuck for eternity with him’ is definitely not the reason why Keith voted for Lance to escape. Worthy mention of Keith being the quickest here to choose and to finish.

Bii. Boh. Bi. Y’all. This shit. Call it a funny coincidence but the answer was “bi” and the Bii-Boh-Bi kept gesturing towards Lance basically during the entire thing. Call it a stretch if you want, but I have no regrets reaching for this cup. And call it a crack theory at this point but Bob tells the Bii-Boh-Bi “Maybe you could help this dum-dum out”, so this drink tastes like whatever-this-episode-even-was wanted to give Lance a shake. The name game wasn’t even valid. You can be bad at names and bad at remembering faces and still be incredibly smart. None of the games showed Lance actually being unintelligent. And Lance actually did very well in the last game, and I can tell you that game was confusing af so I’m impressed. With this in mind my arm has personally elongated so far that maybe Bob calling Lance ‘dumb’ here wasn’t a jab at his intelligence. Ok hi my ankle is broken but it was worth it.

Interesting scenery colours and rainbows:

There are several cases of these, but they’re mostly subtle. I’ll leave some examples.

That one episode in season one (is it 06? or 07? you know the one) that is literally the bi flag. We have a lot of Lance in this ep.

In this ep we are also accompanied by at least two rainbows, one when Lance and Nyma fly across the water and another at the end when Keith teases Lance. (Honorable mention of Keith arguably checking Rolo out in this episode lol, we see u Keith x)

That episode when Lotor plays around with the paladins on that planet with the explosive gas, and when the team has split and Keith nears Lance with his lion and no kidding that's the bi flag as a background right there (upside down).

The very obvious, big ass, very not subtle rainbow that's seriously plastered on Keith in the season 7 trailer.

Random rainbow over Keith here as well

The scene where the paladins are in some galra place or something and Lance is sharpshooting and looking down at the others. Background + Lance’s suit + his gun = bi flag colours.

Funnily enough in this scene when Keith shows up and starts fighting the galra robots (or whatever those things are) and Lance goes ‘I had that guy!’ he looks wayy too long at Keith. Like. Way too long.

Ogling/gloating and jealousy?:

“I’d recognize that mullet anywhere” I’m sorry but if that doesn’t sound like someone has been ogling then I don’t know what.

Again I’m sorry but Lance’s reaction to Keith when he returned wasn’t of the straightest caliber.

Still, when Lance keeps looking at Keith fighting for several solid seconds when he’s supposed to be shooting down galra robots. Parallels a//urance in a way a little bit too when Lance looks at Allura fighting and goes ‘that was awesome!’

But Keith isn’t all that better, apparently

Keith. Out of all people. Stops mid-battle to smile at Lance when Lance shoots away a knife heading towards Keith. Not noticing Axca coming up behind him and then almost getting his ass kicked by Ezor.

After the bonding moment Keith arguably seems like he's jealous when Lance starts flirting.

(Here’s some more hehe x)

How Lance being jealous when Keith is involved could actually be interpreted as ambiguous. It is never actually clarified who he’s jealous over. why not both

Really though the "Jealousy, thy name is Keith" from the comic could possibly be more true than it lets on (though not as you think, Lance).

Honestly I’ll never get over these danking looks:

Lance you’re excused but Keith?? What?? Is that face?? The boy flirted with a girl and ran off and got his lion stolen and you had to get it back for him and you make THIS face?? (Also I think this is the same face 80′s voltron Keith did at Allura at one point?)

Lance you’re no longer excused. He seriously looks like he's daydreaming of prince charming coming and sweeping him off his feet. (Also remember the face he made when talking about Mrs. Blue Lion x?)

KEITH. HONESTLY. WHAT.

Legit there are no excuses for any of these expressions.

Now for some parallels, some weaker some stronger:

[x] (Krolia/Texas and l0tura parallels, with a dash of Zarkon/Honerva)

[x] (a//urance and l0tura parallels)

[x] (s7 spoiler!), Might and might not be a reach but a//urance parallel (same energy lol))

[x] This entire scene (they make a great/good team). Let’s not forget the little hand glasp Lance does.

[x] (tlok parallel)

[x] (atla parallel)

[x] (atla and tlok parallel) Insert Lance in this context lol

[x] (tlok parallel)

[x] (a//urance parallel)

There are so many parallels tbh I can’t

Allura honestly parallels Keith so much and she LITERALLY plays Keith in the coalition shows

[x] Lance talking about Mrs. Blue Lion vs talking about Keith

[x] (l0tura parallel)

A//lurance and klance/laith paralleling with how both Keith and Allura lectures Lance about the coalition shows not being about the show but about the people

Some romantic mood parallels:

The previous blue paladin with a (blushing) male galra

Now lets move on to some interesting stuff from interviews and the cast and producers (no sources or direct quotes because I’M LAZY:

We all know about the art Lauren drew with Lance and Shiro holding up the lgbt sign and the theory that goes with it.

Bex pretty much confirming that there'll be lgbtq rep in voltron through a sinister laugh in that vid (we know now this to be true bc of Shiro, but there might be more to come?.. or unfold hehe if you catch my drift). Voltron having lgbtq rep has also been brought up before at interviews. I THINK there’s been hinted that there’ll be a little something something between two characters? Not sure tho

Bex also either confirming or shooting down klance/laith during another vid BUT most probably confirming. You know that vid. Reasons to believe: 1. It was dubious, since we don't know which of the questions she shaked her head to. 2. High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco was playing in the background. 3. I don't think she would actually openly deny a ship when she could have just ignored the question, much less making it so dubious.

Kimberly: "Friendship" (may or may not actually imply something within the future of the show, or if it just was @ the thorsty klancers)

We know that Lance will have an endgame (and Keith happens to check all the points of what’s been said about that endgame)

Lance will end up somewhere different than he thought at the start (he wanted Allura at the start, and Keith certainly would be someone different than he'd thought).

What he wants isn't necessarily what he needs(/gets?? I don't remember lol) (and we know he wanted Allura. plus the lion exchange becomes a pretty interesting topic here, as further talked about here x).

What he needs/wants is someone who’s self-assured and who knows who they are (I think it was) and hey look Keith is back! (who just happens to fit these criterias more than ever).

The plain fact of how Keith and Lance's arcs actually just seem to intertwine so well.

Also adding that klance/laith interview lol. With the "natural progression" thing and that. And also when Lauren said the only incompatible thing about Lance and Keith is the shipname 'klance'.

Lance’s milkshake bringing everybody to the yard.

It’s been said that Lance remembers the bonding moment but wasn’t ‘emotionally ready’ for it, whatever that could possibly mean 👀

And apparently there’s more story to unfold...

Which may or may not be related but sure makes this a hella lot more interesting (I find this cup worth reaching for ok)

(lmao if you seriously think the folding thing was an accident)

I’m not saying that the pic necessarily implies klance/laith but it certainly implies something with them. Which will be. Interesting.

Some interesting theories:

[x] Regarding the “Red lion” and the “Blue lion”

[x] Keith’s vlog and some interesting tagging

[x] Some possible, interesting foreshadowing?

Highkey Lowkey scared this is actually foreshadowing (from a comic, Keith is the one saying ‘isn’t that love’, and Lance is the other one)

Also some reaches because we love long arms:

[x] Rivals to friends to lovers foreshadowing lol

[x] Interesting... Funny coincidence?

[x] I know I know but honestly you can’t deny his face here

[x] I’ll also add this while I’m at it because I can

(s7 spoiler ahead) Look this is just an interesting concept ok, but in episode 2 in s7 when they’re splitting up in that tunnel, Allura goes one way and Keith goes the other. We see Lance going last, slowing up and almost seeming to take a little time to choose, before going the way Keith went.

So uhh yeah here’s my grand, half-assed take on it. Season 7 can come bite my ass if it doesn’t happen, I’ll be on the lookout until the very last episode of season 8. Klance/laith may or may not happen. But I strongly believe it will and honestly that’s just what makes the most sense to me.

But yeah reminder that ships doesn’t have to be canon for you to ship them, and if your ship becomes canon you should not harass others about it and you shouldn’t harass others if your ship doesn’t become canon either. All in all NO HARASSING. NO HATE. NO SHADE. JUST. BE DECENT. This includes to the creators and other people in the fandom both.

Always be prepared for voltron to sock you in the stomach. Season 7 might very well do so. Season 8 might very well do so. Be prepared for your expectations and hopes and wishes to go completely out the window. But no matter how it goes, let’s just sit back and relax and enjoy the show as much as we can beyond our internal screaming.

In the end this is an intriguing story with aliens about family and being a team and it’s beautiful. So let’s just enjoy it, no matter what.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY

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