#this shit be wildin lmaooo

[insomaniacat]

i havent read owari no seraph in so long but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE I NEED TO KNOW

[mischas]

Just rewatched the 3×15 "I want you" scene and I hate the writers so much for interrupting it. Y'all couldn’t have just let them fuck one last time? Lmaooo but seriously. This show has enough ass backwards storylines that punish Marissa so they could've let that scene happen and then have Marissa feel guilty (even more than she canonically did) because she was wildin while Johnny was dying 💀 (okay im not serious, that would've been terrible but I just wanted that scene to finish lol). No seriously, why would you go thru all the trouble of giving RM the tragic and poetic last hurrah of having Marissa "choose" Ryan after the ultimatum thingy that would directly lead to Johnny's death which in turn would lead to their breakup if you weren’t gonna give us one last poetic raunchy consummation? (Okay that was cringe but you get my point) Did they hate RM or what? What was the point of doing mid-S3 the way they did?

Rant over

Yeah dude I hear you. There was ample time in s3 to course correct and they just kept giving us everything except what we actually wanted. The scene in 314 is so good chemistry-wise, it's kind of insane just in terms of the story and the actors. Just get RM in a room uninterrupted and they'll come out of it with 80% of their issues resolved. This show is literally a never-ending 'what if' because everything gets exponentially worse.

Having Kaitlin present the Baskin Robbins metaphor in conjunction with the letter had to mean something at some point but it got dropped in favor of rebound relationships instead. The show was suffering in the ratings at the time and thought adding an element of sex would help them out. And you know how much this show loved bringing in guest stars. And it's massively insinuated that Mischa and Ben weren't getting along at this time (like I said, making the 314 chemistry... something). So production went all in on those rebounds. By this time the scripts were only written three weeks before an episode even aired, so imagine the quick turnaround this late in the game. The show was a goddamn mess by s3 and they thought removing Mischa from the equation would solve everyone's problems. And they quickly realized it didn't solve shit because she wasn't the problem after all lmao

[valkyrayn]

after watching (and barking and growling and howling and going feral over) the 3rd anniversary pv, i knew i had to visit your blog for horny fuel LMAOOO. ROSA IS WILDIN' ESPECIALLY WITH MARIUS AND LUKE???? Oh my oh my that pv got me rolling on the floor. AND ALSO IDK IF IT'S JUST THE JEANS BUNCHING UP WHILE SITTING BUT MARIUS LOOKS LIKE HE'S SPORTING A BONER???? Time to save up for the 3rd pv now.

(also i HATE marius /j. he's still not coming home to me, i think he wants me to reach 100th pulls before he comes home :( i got three of the 2nd anniv cards but he's playing hard to get >_<

ROSA IS FR FREAKY SHES SO HORNY FOR HER MEN UNDERSTANDABLE

IM SURPRISED LUKE BE LOOKING LIKE A SUB BUT HELL YES IM EATING THAT SHIT UP CUS LOOK AT HOW FLUSTERED HE IS BEGGING TO BE TOUCHED

AND THEN YOU HAVE MARIUS ALL TIED UP BUT YOU KNOW HES STILL THE ONE DOMINATING. TEASING HER STILL UNTIL SHE TEASES HIM BACK JFSDJHFKSJH HIS DICK IN OUR FACE LAWDDDD THE BULGE HOLY FUCK (PS THEY ALL ARE SPORTING A BONER)

MANIFESTING HE'LL COME HOME TO YOU SOON THE MF

[heavyhitterheaux]

I just caught up on sister no more and HOLY SHIT 😱 Dani and drama are FL’s parentssss what the fuck??? They’re so messy and for what?? Lmao Jack being protective 🤭 also babies four five and six STOP 😂 for those who doubted FL, she came back with a vengeance and I’m here for itttt 💓 - ✨

Yessss they been wildin!!!

And it only gets worse 😭😭

We all know Jack is going to protect his baby no matter what. Especially from her birth parents who lied to her and pimped them both out!

Jack know good and damn well she will kill him if he gets her pregnant again with more than one baby lmaooo

And yessss villain era loading!!

[biussworld]

how would bakugo react about his s/o being internet famous and always trying to take pics with him/ videos etc+

hello!!! thank you for requesting uwu i hope you like it~

here's bakugou with an internet famous s/o!!!

at the start of the year he knew you were a vlogger because, well, damn kaminari and mina wouldn't stop spazzing about you!!!

kaminari would be like "CAN I BE IN YOUR VLOG PLEASE IVE BEEN A FAN EVER SINCE YOU STARTED"

AND OF COURSE YOU'D BE LIKE "YES OF COURSE!!!" then you whip your camera out and as soon as you turn it on he's WILDIN doin tiktok dances or smth

then the rest of the bakusquad got in on your thing

AND THEN THE REST OF YOUR CLASS TOO!!! they allll love being in your videos!!!

except bakugou,,, he'd just be a grumbling mess in the back of your videos while you do a lunch rush mukbang for one of your videos

OHHH and you love love love doing challenges with your friends too!

you did the numbers of layers challenge with kaminari to see how many shirts does it take to completely be immune to his quirk. (a/n not a lot please dont try it at home)

you did the chubby bunny challenge with midoriya, uraraka and tsuyu which,,, you lost bUT THAT'S OKAY IT'S YOUR VLOG IT DOESNT MATTER

you and mina do the random play dance challenge just to see who knows kpop choreographies better

AAAAA in a span of a few months in UA your channel is FILLED with a lot of videos with your classmates. it's hardly even your channel now!!!

yettt even though you've had a bajillion videos with your classmates now, or at least one with each of them, you REALLY want a video with a specific explosive blonde.

and you've told kiri about it a bajillion times already too and when you did you were always pouting and whining because AAAAAA bakugou ;A;

sometimes you sneak and film him while he's zoning out in class because GOD DOES HE NOT LOOK SO GOOD

and when you try to have a discreet lunch mukbang with him and the bakusquad YOU MAKE SURE HE'S IN THE FRAME even just a little biiiit because :((( he so cute

in the dorms you also snap a photo of him here and there,,, sometimes kirishima applauds your stalking phototaking skills because!!! how can he not sEe you you're LITERALLY THERE

there was ONE TIME you accidentally snapped a photo of him and you had your camera's flash on. HE BOOM BOOM and he BANG BANG he got mad sissy aint nobody gon play him like that

so you SWORE to delete that photo, even showing him that you actually deleted it

but you kept a copy in your backups because u sneaky like dat

ever since that day you avoided him like the plague when you're vlogging ;(( and it made him feel a little ;((( sad WHAT WHO SAID THAT lmaooo the mighty lord king bakugou does not feel sad hahahahaha

bakugou the entire day: :((((( stfu deku go bother someone else :(((((((

he wantssss the attentionnnn from youuuu he just doesnt like it when it's you him and EVERYONE he wants it to be you and him onlyyyy :((((

but he wont admit it hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

and even after you two have finally confessed and started dating he stillll won't admit that he wants to be in a video with you and only him because he wants you to ask him like how you asked kirishima or deku or todoroki or iida to be in your videos ;(((

one day he sat in his room and decided to watch one of your shitty vlogs

and the one he watched is the bestfriend tag plus q&a video you made with shitty hair kirishima

YOU WERE CLINGY FOR SUREEEE like he knew you liked hugs and shit but after seeing this video boyyyyy the way you slung your arm over kiri's shoulders HE >:((((

and the way you laughed at everything kirishima said!!!! >:((((((((

he was so jealous he left his bed and went to your room to knock and ANNOYINGLY call you from the outside

and when you opened the door, you were surprised when he let himself in!!! bold!!! mister!!!

he sat on your bed in his signature black tank top, your usual backdrop behind him as he mumbles something like "skdkdkxk video sjdjxkx let's do it"

you were just standing at the door, looking at him bewildered because this boy just went into your room sat on your bed and- OH MY GOD HE'S IN YOUR ROOM AND ON YOUR BED SKSKAKSKAKS

"what? something on my face?"

you shut the door and turn your body towards him, leaning on your door. "i..... i didn't hear what you said."

it's his turn to look at you bewildered and you swear you saw him blush but you didn't call him out on it. he huffed and cleared his throat, before repeating what he just said loud and clear, "i said i want to be in a stupid video. let's do it."

your eyes widened as you slowly broke out into a grin- you were feeling ECSTATIC above the allowed limit!!!! you tried to suppress a squeal, but they bubbled out into giggles as you hopped and sat beside him, harrassing him with a tight hug.

bakugou: awh she's so cute WHAT THE FUCK WHO SAID THAT

"so what do you want to do?" you ask him as you look up at him from his shoulders. his eyebrows furrow and he blinks a while, then grumbles "what do YOU wanna do, it's your channel!"

you let out another giggle until an idea pops up and you're like ooooo ooo oOOOOOH

"let's do the boyfriend does my makeup challenge!!!"

and before he could ask what the fUCK you were talking about you're already picking at the camera and the lighting, waddling over to your vanity to take your makeup bag and bring it with you to the makeshift studio in your room.

"hold on, hold on, what are we doing again?"

you peek at the camera and see the light flash red, signalling that it's filming. you pull your hair up in a ponytail and grin, clasping your hands together as you perform your regular video greeting.

bakugou finally saw the way your eyes sparkled and glowed when you were doing your intro. you were a natural in front of the camera, and the bright aura you were emitting definitely was more powerful in person than it is through the screen of his smartphone

he found himself grinning at you like UWU UWU and he didnt stop himself, letting you explain to him the contents of your makeup baggy

he knew this would take him long into the night, but if it meant being in one of your videos and telling the world that you belong to him and he belongs to you, then...

"alright, then. let's get this fucking video started." "kATSUSJDKDNKF you can't curse i have younger viewers ;(("

[binniedeactivated]

My dog just ate a piece of paper towel...uhm so yeah how was your day 😂😂

LMAOOOO this is why i want a dog I love when dogs do stupid shit😂😂😂😂 one time when i was younger my dad was bringing my dog in from his walk and he started wildin like you know when a dog is excited so they tried to get off the leash asap???😂😂😂 this mf start pulling tf out of my dad's arm like he had to get somewhere. tell me why my dog but to damn near choke himself because he saw one small cheerio on the floor LMAOOO 

 And my day is overrr 😂😂 i slept for so long I woke up and it was dark outside. hbu though??

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 11-15

 LETS GO ROUND 3

episode 11: the other brothers elric part 1

yeet this thing edward

ok who r these so called other brothers

“METAL FATHER”

this girl’s uncle is sus. he’s now known as uncle lemons.

THE STONE???? WHOS MAKING A STONE 

oh shit they got kicked to the curb

“THE REAL ELRIC BROTHERS???????” WHOSE ASS

i bet “alphonse” is the taller one

never mind

this twink is annoying

on your knees???????????????????????

ed plz

oh twink doesnt need a circle but doubtful he’s opened a portal of truth

he’s got philosopher’s juice instead i suppose!!

wheres mugear or whoever

oh found him

LUST <3

girly looks hot 

anyways

oh its uncle lemons

these townspeople are annoying as shit

wow what a parallel tragic backstory

operation mole hole

what is the cough sub plot

i have questions

hmm there we go thx fletcher

ugh the twink is back 

and now he’s an attempted murderer

OH FUCKKKKKKKK

great going twink your brother is gonna die

his villain origin story 

uhhh what? part 2 i guess

episode 12: the other brothers elric part 2

fletcher is a homie

ed’s window dive was so dramatic

i literally cannot tell you what the twink’s name is

he is just twink

mugear is suspicious 

he’s not even an alchemist??? bro

who is nash tringham

is he important other than in this specific episode arc

nash tringham and uncle lemons definitely got naughty back in the day

to be fair what is uncle lemons’ name? i do not know

like i cant be expected to remember every one bit character’s name? especially when i have all this other fma knowledge floating around in my head

MARCOH!!!!!!!

why is ed sitting in the tree like that

ed: “google earth...always taking pics”

what is this stone making process with pregnant ladies who thought of this

lets all throw mugear in a septic tank

sussssssss

edward is so unimpressed by this mans

HAHA yes edward my son

“it’s been a good while since i killed anyone. i kinda miss it.” EDWARD YOU KILL ME LMAOOO

uh oh he’s got a red water gun or somethin

so fletcher is the plant alchemist i see

twink’s name is RUSSELL????? how did i miss that

wooooooof sucks to suck mugear

thats A LOT of red water

fletcher’s alchemy is so weird

from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waterssss

what in tarnation is this boy doing

i guess we have another prodigy on our hands okayyyy

why do i feel like we’ll see the tringhams again

uncle lemons strikes again with LEMONS

whats in the letter????

from russell??? why r u so embarrassed edward

thats mighty homosexual of you good sir

episode 13: fullmetal vs flame

so this one is called fullmetal vs flame which makes me think theyre animating that bonus chapter??!!!??!!! yes!!!!!

colonel sarcasm?? nice ed

i too enjoy mocking roy toy

al found a cat

he definitely did

yup

um who’s yelling

probably mustang that dumpster fire of a man

BREDA!!!!!!!!!

black hayate!!!!!!! baby!!!!!!!

FUERY!!!!! he’s so small

breda is a mess omg

havoc is a mess too

kitty! “he called to me” precious al

these boys are a trainwreck 

oh sad kitty flashback

mustang is such a freak 

yeaH i wondER if mustang knows marcoh hmmmmmm HMMM

“names not familiar” yeah sure baby all yall ishval war criminals know each other

ARMSTRONG!!! hey!!!

ummm wtf fuhrer bradley 

UM WHO IS THE LADY UM

hughes is a mESS

ed’s gremlin face gives me life

roy with hayate...im scared

take that dog away from him

yayayay bonus chapter fight scene!

shut up miniskirt man 

oh no take the mic away from hughes

“you just want a promotion!!!” “give back my girlfriend!!!” im dying

i too would love to put a fist in mustang’s face

“too slow” damn idk that was kinda hot

but no im still gonna kill him

he’s so stupid

this is so chaotic

oooh cut the glove yessss

ope never mind

oh great he’s getting flashbacks... well shit happens when you commit war crimes

“ehhh???”

oh hmm theyre saying ishBal in this one instead of ishVal

ill probably still write ishval im more used to that

oh no black hayate she’s gonna pop a cap ive seen this clip before

she did it

“strict mommy” oh um ok

poor kitty cat

scar IS heather

episode 14: destruction’s right hand

back in liore with some more amestrian war crimes on the docket for today

ayyy envy our favorite morally corrupt they/them

gluttony’s snack time

new op lets gooooo

im not vibing as much but hey its kinda poppin

oh hey armstrong what up baby

to be fair ed did meet marcoh with armstrong in manga canon so

hahaha no thats not the fullmetal alchemist...thats alphonse!!!

marcoh’s voice sounds different hold on 

yep different VA

dr marcoh’s alchemical oobleck 

oh hey basque grand u sexy mustachioed bootlicker you shouldnt be here

what the FUCK he’s a weapon of mass destruction

i wish so hard netflix let you screenshot so i could add pics for added value!!!

if philosophers stones fall under grand’s jurisdiction then he is VERY SUS

he aint it

ope hey scar 

this is an odd amalgamation of plot points

oops boy bye

ive always enjoyed scar’s CLEARLY adidas brand track pants

ummmm why did scar’s brother have BROWN hair

i- ok

i miss j michael tatum

ooooooh armstrong baby i was wondering where you were!

rose!!!! tell him!!! fuck u hakuro!!!!

trying to help?? dont make me laugh you’re a general in the amestrian military

episode 15: the ishbal massacre

kinda early for the ishval talk imo?? wonder what we’ll learn

armstrong is literally the buff rasputin trope on tiktok rn

“accidentally” shot an ishvalan child. hmm yeah no

envy just sneezed

HEY KIMBLEE YOU LITTLE SHIT

kimblee looks like christmas came early

they gave roy a stone??????? sounds noncanonical but ok

basque grand is literally wildin out fuck that guy

yuriy and sara’s skeletal remains just sneezed in the ground

wait a damn minute

wait a fucking minute

did roy

shoot

yuriy and sara

ROY SHOT WINRY’S PARENTS

and now hes gonna shoot himself

IM 

im taking a lap around my apartment OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL

IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS 

FINANCIALLY OR OTHERWISE

im texting my sister about it right now and just SCREAMING

OH NO NO NO MARCOH DO NOT TELL ED WHO KILLED THE ROCKBELLS

oh good he ran away

i literally CANNOT handle them finding out about this

ahaha roy shoots the gun in the air again

roy take that glove off its raining

riza’s leg sweep was way less funny this time

WAIT IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT ROY WAS AT THE HOUSE AND SPOKE TO WINRY AND PINAKO

i mean hes no idiot he knew

what did marcoh just do to scar im confused

nothing will ever make sense to me again after what ive just witnessed

feral al lets gooo

so this episode’s events were pretty similar. other than marcoh.

AND THE FUCKING ROY MUSTANG ISSUE...,........... 

OH NOOOOOO 

MOMS VOICE???

MOMS VOICE????

episode 15 said hey bitch lets watch your world come CRASHING The FUCK DOWN

[diskhorsedudes]

Lol you forget that out of those 9mil people. A fraction of those people you’re actually attracted to, plus the people that find you attractive, plus location, plus age, plus economic standing, plus cultural differences, plus those who are incarcerated, plus those who will never commit to a LGB relationship, plus those who are already in relationships. It’s MUCH smaller than you think. San Francisco doesn’t mean shit.

If you think I’m limited to my geography, you are WILDIN. The internet is a thing lmaooo. Why are you hating so much?? If this is so insignificant why you refreshing this blog for responses? Move on to a different activity if this is so insignificant lmaooo.

[thestanhoe]

everyone focuses on when Cheryl makes betty feel lil n scared but betty got them crazy eyes too lmaooo let's not forget when she kicked Cheryl out the house "before I kill you" all wildin n shit like idk I ain't a therapist but her mom needs to take her off that adderall bc it's doing way more bad than good

[dramaqueeenamby]

Completely random. But did T'Challa kiss Bashira when they were having sex, was he affectionate at all? Hold her? Made sure she came over and over? Eat her ass? I need DETAILS!

LMAOOOO it is damn near Sunday and ya’ll wildin like you ain’t got NO damn sense. 😩😩😩😩

But....

LISTEN UP 

When they hooked up in the last chapter, he wasn’t affectionate, but she wasn’t expecting him to be tbh. It was just straight fucking. Yes, he kissed her a couple times, but he wasn’t focusing on if she came or not (which she did...multiple times) because the SOB is so arrogant (yet correct) with his belief that sex with him is an automatic sign up for multiple orgasms, back to back type shit. 

They fucked hard too. Like, the bed was only the opening ceremony. Stuff was knocked down from dressers and vanities. Picture frames were broken as he took her up against the wall. They damn near broke the headboard. It was somewhat animalistic in that he was trying to release his frustrations and so was she. 

NOW 

Their wedding night though....that was a completely different story. It was surprisingly really affectionate.

I know it might confuse you all now, but you’ll see why as the story progresses.

He definitely was attentive to her needs and took into consideration that she was a virgin. Lots of kissing. He ate her out like she was the first and last meal of his life. Then escalated to him fingering her, all to get her ready to take the Black Panther. Lmaooo 

But he’s different from say, Rain T’Challa, in that he expected sex and wasn’t about to wait. 🙄🙄🙄

But he did make sure that she was comfortable and held back to some extent because he knew it was her first time. 

Trust he wanted to let loose because she....nm. Ya’ll got me spoiling too much!!! 🙄😩😂

That’s enough! Hope that answered your question, anon. lol

[annyaforger]

Omg ahsgsgz I'm so sorry that happened to you the first time you tried to respond. It's no problem though, technology happens, life happens.

I hope genshin gets that switch release soon, I know lots of people without a a pc, ps, or Xbox have been waiting for it!

I'm also really shy and rarely do co op. I don't do co op with randos bc I am afraid. But I like finding co op friends on social media. I love how genshin doesn't force co op on you, though. And ohh no your friend on the European server. Star-crossed genshin buddies.

Kaeya and Aether are the only free characters I use I love them ahhh. And I did get Itto, the day he came out!! You can get him from the new limited banner! Did you end up trying for Itto? He's so good! He's like my new main sry Childe.

I love winter and fall as well. It's not as great when you're far south but at least it cools down a bit. I used to live in Florida tho so I get that frustration with icky fake autumn lol.

My plans for Christmas are just a small gathering with family and for new years I usually just stay in and have some drinks on my couch haha. Do you have any big plans?

And for the end of my novel, I can't believe I didn't ask this sooner (at least I don't think I did but my memory betrays me sometimes) who is your favorite Ouran Host?? It's a personality test I swear. I feel like Kyoya bc of your pinned post but I don't want to assume! (Kyoya is my fav I'm such a stereotypical Virgo I swear)

lmao ugh i know but you know when it’s like *minor inconvenience* : *emotional meltdown* dnskks that’s basically what happened. cause nothing was working out my PS was being a piece of caca. lmao it was all so much i shut down like my laptop lmao

ugh i betttt. fingers crossed and prayer circle for that switch release this upcoming year!!! lol

being le’shy sucks lmaoooo i used to be more friendly back in the day when i was like 18-20s now it’s just hard as an oldie lmfao there’s just so many younglins and stuff and then you get judged lmao then there’s people my age but they’re super good and probably take the game so serious i just be havin’ fun. so i have yet to even try co op lmao. STAR CROSSED BUDDIES DJJSKSK yeah pretty much T_T

ugh you’re so lucky. listennnn i’ve tried the banner twice and didn’t get jack crap. i spent 15$ too lmaoooooo i be lazy to go around looking for more primogens skjakaks i was trying to get some more rn but im tired i’m going to bed i have like 12 days to get it i hope i get him i’ll fucking cry if i don’t.

ugh fckn texas lmao bipolar asf GLOBAL WARMING idk if i said that already lmaooo but in god. did i ever ask what state ur in??? and fun! i have a friend in florida.

same as u for xmas. just be with the fam. do gifts. we celebrate xmas eve tbh and just open the gifts at midnight lol. same for new years my parent’s like for us to spend the holiday with them since none of us are like married and shit idk if u know hispanic families lmfaoooo they wildin. my mom would be butt hurt if i tried spending it anywhere else

oh man idk of u asked or not? but listen yes kyoya but also tamaki LOML 😭 dmskkdk not a personality test lmaoooo did i pass? and oh lawddds a virgo? YOURE A VIRGOOOOO i got beef with virgos lmao jk just my mom’s virgo ass she crazy but she also got trauma so ? lmaodjjskakam pls im joking tho

im excited for the reveal pls wAIT DO YOU PLAY ACNH???? u should come to my wack ass island if u do lmao wait if u have a switch i just assumed bc we were talking abt it but now idk lmaosjjsjaja

[hellsbellschime]

merrysithmas said: lmaooo also like when traumatic things happen irl im like: “huh?” while everyone else is melting down. “oh that? it’s fine.” lmao.

merrysithmas said: totally desensitized

LOL yeah, once I was with my mom and saw someone in an emergency situation and jumped into action while she was like “wait what are you doing what’s even happening,” and then afterward she was like holy shit that was really intense how did you snap into fix it mode so fast and I didn’t say it but I was like lady do you remember the shit that happened to me before wdym how did I do that just now IT WAS ALL I WAS FUCKING DOING as a youth because of your wildin ass. 

[heavyhitterheaux]

Heavy hitter has been stuck in my head all day and I thought of you 🤭 babe, those pics of him at the club, why does he have ear plugs in?? How’s he hearing anything? Is that normal? (I’ve never been clubbing lmao) - ✨

Ayeeee 🤸🏾‍♀️ 🤸🏾‍♀️ 🤸🏾‍♀️ 🤸🏾‍♀️

Girllll he wildin

I have no idea lmaooo

Unless you like tap him to get his attention?

But it's usually loud as shit lol

[actias-lunar]

ALL I KNOW IS IT WAS OVER STEVE'S GF. HIM ND HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND FOUGHT. THEN LIKE, HIS GF AND SOME OTHER BITCH FOUGHT. STEVE'S FREINDS STARTED GANGING UP ON HIM ND SHIT. THEN EVERYONE JUST KINDA STARTED FUCKING GOING AT IT. SOMEBODY EVEN TRIED SWINGING AT ME LMAOOO

DAMN STEVE WILDIN

[awkward-kooks]

Get to Know Me!

Tagged by @jooheonster!

THE LAST: 1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my brother 3. Text message: my dad 4. Song you listened to: Havana by Camila Hair (Cabello) lol 5. Time you cried: During the Game of Thrones finale

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: noooooope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yeeeeeep 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes, a few family members 10. Been depressed: yes 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not yet lol (please drink responsibly!)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: lavender, magenta, turquoise 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: all the time 18. Found out someone was talking about you: no 19. Met someone who changed you: yes 20. Found out who your friends are: yes 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: lmao like a quarter of them 23. Do you have any pets: I had a cat, but he went poof  24. Do you want to change your name:sometimes, tbh 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Get drunk and ate Chinese food lol 26. What time did you wake up: 8 am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube videos 28. Name something you can’t wait for: the day BTS stops snatching my soul (and money)

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: this morning  30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I didn’t have such a short temper 31. What are you listening right now: my brother talking to his Xbox party lmaoooo  32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Thomas, not Tom (his exact quote when we referred to him as Tom lol) 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my parents thinking that they know eVERY FUCKING THING WHEN IT COMES TO MEDICINE AND BIOLOGY AND THE HUMAN BODY, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE IN ELECTRONICS AND I STUDIED ANATOMY AND BIOLOGY. 34. Most visited Website: YouTube lmao     

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: uuuuum probably well over fifty (I have about 10 on my arms alone and quite a bit in the chesticle area)  36. Mark/s: I have this huge one going down all of my stomach (a witch said I was slain in half in a previous life o.O) 37. Childhood dream: I’ve always wanted to live right next to the beach and somehow that worked out lol 38. Haircolor: natural is dark brown, but right now it’s silver and lilac  39. Long or short hair: medium-ish atm but cutting it short 40. Do you have a crush on someone: uhm, kind of, not really? 41. What do you like about yourself: My smile  42. Piercings: ears 43. Bloodtype: A-  44. Nickname: Sexden, dental hygiene, dent (thx @tomatoholmes), deb (courtesy of @wonheonie), and nini

45. Relationship status: single lmaooo 46. Zodiac: I’m a virgin! (aka a virgo lol) 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: GAME OF THRONES MOTHA FU — , RuPaul’s Drag Race, Keeping Up with the Kardashians (just to make fun of how dramatic it is lol) and Jersey Shore (throw back to my high school days, we be wildin lol) 49. Tattoos: none 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: nooooope, thank the lORDT 52. Hair dyed in different color: blonde, silver, pink, lilac, red, too many to count 53. Sport: to play? tennis and swim. to watch? Futbol (soccer for my fellow Americans) and boxing 55. Vacation: does going to another part of California count? Lol. 56. Pair of trainers: 1, I’m more of a heels and converse kinda gal.

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: OMG SO MUCH, MEXICAN, ITALIAN, CHINESE, JAPANESE, BUT TAKOYAKI IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST THING THAT EVER GRACED THIS EARTH. AND MEXICAN FRUIT SALAD WITH LEMON AND CHILI POWDER. 58. Drinking: alcohol. I need alcohol. And Dr. Pepper. 59. I’m about to: get food lol 61. Waiting for: the day I stop going broke for k-pop   62. Want: food and a fuCKING NAP. 63. Get married: yes ;-; 64. Career: idk yet, tbh

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: HUGS 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: Why not both? (although, I love me the tols when I’m dating) 68. Older or younger: older for partners 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice stomachs make me nut but chubby stomachs also make me nut 71. Sensitive or loud: LOUD BC Y’ALL NEEDA KEEP UP WITH THESE LATINOS RIGHT HURR.

72. Hook up or relationship: R E L A T I O N S H I P S. I AIN;T GOT TIME FOR THESE HOES AND FUCKBOIS.

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemakers are fun

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: ALL THE TIME 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 77. Turned someone down: yes 78. Sex on the first date: no 79. Broken someone’s heart: maybe? 80. Had your heart broken: nope, hopefully it never happens 81. Been arrested: not yet 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: I believe.....that I am a piece of shit 85. Miracles: they happen, right? 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss in the first date: I mean....if there was a spark but other than that, nooooope, gotta wait until the 3rd or 5th date, buddy. 89. Angels: no

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: G. 91. Eyecolor: brown, but they look amber in certain lights? 92. Favorite movie: THE SIMPSOOOOONS, movie on the big screen, and STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPATON, CRAZY MOTHA FU —, ok, I’m done, lol.

[markyishanthonymartinez]

6/9/17

So I figured I should do like tbt blogs cause usually when I don’t blog it means I did something neat and late into the night so why should those be the days that I omit from the blog, that’s dumb.

So here’s Friday’s blog.

I don’t really remember what I did in the morning which is probably a good reason to do blogs that night or the day after.

But whatever, I mainly wanted to talk about the mad night tings anyways.

Miyanna calls me and invites me to Stoney’s. I don’t question it, or even ask who’s all going. I just ask for the time and I’m there. I needed an excuse to get out of the house so I didn’t die alone at home in case the Cavs decided to get swept (they didn’t).

I go to Stoney’s, we’re all fashionably late aka we’re just about ready to leave our houses when we said we’d meet there, meet up with Miyanna, Colton, Josh, Gracie, Trent, Quincy, and Nick Lace. Buuuut, Gracie casually left her wallet in Atlanta (I know wtf, what a weird place to store your wallet) so she only had a driving permit that had a big VOID hole-punched into it as her identification. They didn’t let us into Stoney’s. The guy was really nice about it to be fair. The girls were kinda upset, but pretty much all the guys agreed that we definitely didn’t want to go to Stoney’s anyways because country music is lame and country dancing is even more so, so we weren’t too bummed that we didn’t get in. Then the plan shifted to some litty hookah lounge that they wanted to go to but Trent Quincy and Josh wanted to go to McFaddens because of literally the most stupid reason that is so annoying but it’s a secret so I can’t talk about it.

I know what you’re thinking. MARK. A HOOKAH LOUNGE? WHAT IS WRONG EITH YOU. Let me be honest, I was ready to call it a night. I was gonna cop me a smoothie on the way home, maybe stop and catch a time lapse of the strip from afar on my way or something. But nick really really wanted everyone to be together and he assured me that that one wasn’t bad and was well ventilated and it wouldn’t smell gross and etc. and even then I wanted to leave, but I felt bad for leaving so I came along. V important details: Grace drove Nick, Miyanna, and I. Miyanna doesn’t like drake (tf how?), Quincy drive himself, Colton drove himself, Shawn Topper met us there. They drank in the parking lot in shawns truck while nick and I sat in graces car talking about clothes and music lol. The line was long to get in. We legit waited for like an hour and a half. If I had my car I would’ve left.

Then then then, they invite grant and Josh says he’s ready to join us so Quincy and Nick go pick him up. Okay I’m pretty certain they took Quincy’s car but at some point in all of this Nick becomes in charge of Grace’s keys. They come back with Joshua and Grant gets there and we’re at the front of the line finally because Nick is clearly drunk because he’s becoming drunk, yells a lot Nick. Like we start explaining Grace’s ID situation to the guy and Nick just starts screaming “SHOW HIM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT” and we almost have to fight him to get him to stop yelling at the guy. We get inside and have fun and duh I don’t smoke hookah but I fuck with the music selection and I’m with all my friends and Josh and Nick are especially feeling themselves and I have tons of fun dancing and signing with them.

Oh I jerked too lollll. The song came on and I just couldn’t not. S/o to 7th grade vibes.

Okay so during this we’re keeping an eye on nick cause he’s the most wildin and I one point I realize his phone’s literally just on the ground. So stupid dumb idiot mark is like “ oh hey nicks phone, I should return it to him”. So I grab it, go over hand it to him and tell him to be careful with it. I go and sit down and after the next song it hits me “… mark… did you just hand drunk nick his phone back who just barely lost his phone and tell him not to lose it again…”. I get up and go ask him if he has it so I can’t hold it for him (IT HAS BEEN LIKE 2 MINUTES) and he looks home in the eyes (sort of, he’s drunk) and says to me, “oh yeah I have it, it’s around here somewhere” (as he whips his head to the side in an attempt to signal an approximate direction). Then I go on search for nicks phone mode and finally Josh tracks it down. Luckily someone gave it to the staff and they had it.

we didn’t give him back his phone.

Eventually we decide we’re good to go and get up together and walk out. But while we’re halfway to the car we realize we forgot someone

Don’t guess

Okay you can guess

Good ole nick

They go back inside to grab him and he was still dancing, smoking hookah as though no one had left lmaooo

Then we’re walking across the parking lot to the car and grace is like, “ oh okay nick, do you have my keys?”

And colton and I just look at each other.

Nah… no actual way.

There’s no way.

Our friends have done some dumb things

And I mean some really dumb things

But never

No way

Would someone leave drunk nick in charge of the keys to get us home

They did

Nick just starts being funny

He’s like “ooooo your keys? Damn. Those shits is gooooooooone. G-O-N-E, GONE”

He starts doing body motions of him hitting the keys like a baseball super far away and shooting an arrow up towards the moon.

“I LEFT THOSE BY THE CAR, THEYRE GONE BY NOW”

We don’t really believe him. No one does. He’s just nick. Fucking with us. They’re just in his pocket. He’s just gonna act like he lost them and be like oops derp when we get to the car.

Nah

Nick is a fucking savage

And both the greatest and worst person alive

we get closer to the car

Would you fucking believe it

A little black box next to graces car

Her fucking key

On the floor

In the parking lot

Next to the car

For the past 3 hours

All night

We literally die laughing crying in shock

All the feels

Nick just laughs hysterically and throws the key across the parking lot while grace is just in absolute shock

Nick has done some nick things in his days but never this. This was even something for him.

We then went to this super rad place that’s open 24 hours called wahoos and the guy was super nice but nick’s drunkenness made him over-apologetic and he kept apologizing and saying we could leave if he’s too busy or if it’s too much work and it was hilarious.

I drove home after colton took me to my car that I left at town square. As I was getting home you could see the sun peeking over sunrise mountain at 4 am. I slept like a lil bb.

Nick Lace is a fucking dude and a half.

"Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can." (dft/sb)

-merk