#this was halarious to me

[pignipplez]

The context of this was mlp infection AU 💕

@eating-r0ses caught red handed 😔

I bet your boyfriend is homophobic too 🙄🤚

This is what happens when you paint over pride pins with South Park characters Jeli 💔

[kar1nsworldx]

PLEASE THIS IS HALARIOUS TO ME 😭🩵

-video is not mine btw

[spoofyleaf]

Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what

[tainted-enderdragon]

I like to think every TBoI player has a pet 'bad item' they enjoy using when possible

[ah-foof]

poorly drawn cuttletavio dump again 🙏🙏🙏

[i-dont-eat-drywall]

me and my sister spent 10 minutes trying to find out what the glasses where on the zodiac and had to google it, it was fiddle, i forgot about Fiddleford Hadron McGucket

[stealingyourbones]

U ever break a game so much that you go fucking quantum? God I love Superliminal

[creatorbiaze]

so i finally made a new art thing

decided to make it my pfp over on quotev

cue half an hour of chaos because nothing would export so half the time i had half-loaded pfp or background

AND

the background would not match the pfp's gradient at all

Mystic's Arthere's the art peice that gave me so much trouble just bc i wanted to finally change my pfp from my october/halloween pfp

[fandombrainrots]

I’m in a QPR, (queer platonic relationship) and love my partner dearly, BUT HE AINT MY BF. bruh I got asked three times at work today why I call him my partner when he is “a BoY thAtS mOrE tHaN a FrIeNd.” Like, women, how do I tell you we ain’t in love that way, and my partner actively flirts with other guys looking for a relationship????

TLDR: people are very surprised when aroace people explain qpr’s and decided, fuck it, that’s a cis couple. (Absolutely not though lmao).

[silvermizuki]

Why is the coffee not working help

[voidoffline]

I’ve never done the ‘five things you can see, four things you can-‘ Y’know the thing to help you calm down where it goes through the senses

Yeah well I’ve never done that before but I think it would be really funny.

Because I don’t have a sense of smell, have vision problems, sensory issues, limited sense of taste, and hearing that’s too good for my own good

‘What can you see?’ ‘Two of everything-‘

‘… what can you sme- tas- hear?’ ‘Everything’

‘Okay, what can you feel?’ ‘Also everything’

[spoofyleaf]

Pros of my chronic illness:

- I get a handicap tag meaning i don’t have to walk up a mile long steep hill to get to my college classes every day

Cons:

- I mean experiencing organ failure wasn’t fun

[undergrounddeer]

WAIT I just remembered something I found a the library the other day

[the-sunshine-dims]

I posted 3,597 times in 2022

That's 2 more posts than 2021!

193 posts created (5%)

3,404 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@emphasis-on-the-oopsie

@stillebesat

@theatresweetheart

@djpurple3

@spinaroos-47

I tagged 544 of my posts in 2022

#fin speaks - 147 posts

#toh spoilers - 121 posts

#toh - 53 posts

#thanks to them spoilers - 40 posts

#the owl house - 34 posts

#the worm house - 30 posts

#jwcc spoilers - 26 posts

#fin liveblogs - 23 posts

#self reblog - 20 posts

#jwcc season 5 - 19 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#even if people have the oportunity to see my past fandom sins (*cough cough* south park *cough cough*) i just dont like moving all my stuff

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

three seconds

After months of inactivity i present you a fic for a different fandom becuase it emotionally wrecked me

ao3

Words: 1355

Summary: Hunter runs from the owl house

Contents and Warnings: hollow mind spoilers, hunter angst, ambiguous/open ending, implied/referenced child abuse,

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It took exactly three seconds for everything to crash down onto Hunter.

 Every horror, every emotion.

 And the terrifying realization that his unc- Belos, wanted to kill him.

Three seconds and he couldn’t breathe. trying desperately to get air in his lungs but it just didn’t work , he felt like was choking and he ripped his cape off- the cape he had held beloved only mere hours earlier- and just stared at it in abstract horror, the sudden taste of bile mixed with dirt overwhelming his senses.

 He needs to run.

 He needs to hide .

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48 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

#4

i grief ordered a flapjack plush right after thanks to them aired from the mystery shack and its so funny because

man looks like everyone did, we all coping dhdh

51 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

#3

ah yes, the episodes after kings tide, their actually my favorite <3

85 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

#2

what kind of monster

Ao3

Words: 5.8k 

Summary: “Sometimes people just aren’t good”

Hunter, knew that,

 But what did that mean for him, who even after everything, still missed belos?

(or: Hunter, after thinking about it for a while, asked Eda a question, and then promptly internalized the answer. but eventually, it all comes to a head, and he gets comfort and some more answers that he may not know what to do with, but will help him cope in the future)

Contents and Warnings: minor injury, hunter angst, lots of mentioned child abuse and manipulation, panic attacks, abuse mindset, hurt/comfort, happy ending, post-season two finale, minor character death (belos),

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“Sometimes people just aren’t good”

That answer had repeated in Hunter's brain on loop for days.

 He still didn’t know how to feel about it.

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91 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i’m never ganna stop crying about the fact that becuase eda never taught king to call her mom litterally everytime he just calls her her name it has the same meaning, like at least at first he probably learned her name through other people calling her it, and then her calling herself that, so little baby king was just like “:] yeah that’s eda” with the same weight as “:] yeah that’s my mom” becuase thats how kids work, to him eda is just interchangable with mom, becuase eda is his mom, and his mom’s name is eda.

and that is what she is to him, she raised him, she always looked out for him, she always protected him, she even managed to get a human to help her out when king lost his burgerqueen crown, becuase it mattered to king, so she did everything she could to get it back.

she is his mom, she just doesnt call herself it, so king never calls her it. also even once he realizes ‘yes he once had a biological parent’ he only even considers his dad, he doesnt even acknowledge that he probably had a mom too, becuase in his mind, that role’s taken already.

like shes literally just his mom, she raised him since he was a hatchling, she always took care of him, she even had one of those ‘becuase i said so’ moments in season 1 with him acting like a son would, groaning and pouting before going along with it anyways  also i know this is already probably pretty well known becuase he literally changed his name to king clawthorn which from the scene has the weight of adoption.

but still, everytime he calls eda ‘eda’ its the same as him calling her ‘mom’ and that is making me emotional. 

104 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

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[lonleywriters-blog]

I’ll just be sending one more- I hope that’s aight-

Yandere Gotham Villains x Noisy! Reader

When I tell you reader got ALL the tea and only be spilling it to her man. There’s no telling where she got the information but if you wanna know something- trust me -SHE KNOWS. And she literally just be rambling about the tea to her lover(bonus that she starts every tea spilling convo with “hey big man~”)

(Plz include Jervis Tetch, Victor Zsasz, Jerome Valeska, and Jeremiah Valeska at least-)

I love this so much because I need to tell someone when I get gossip

Gotham villains with nosey/gossiping s/o

He will make you both tea as you spill it

He tries not to react but his facial expressions are halarious

He will literally gasp when you say something good

Literally sits on the edge of his seat as you talk

He will sit for hours and listen

Memorized every name and when he meets them he can and will give them a side eye

He will ask you randomly "hey did she ever find out he cheated?" Or something like that

^ literally his face when he gets a update

He will get involved because why not

Acts like he doesn't care but is listening and taking mental notes

He will listen to you when you are on the phone getting information

You have caught him being nosey on multiple occasions

It doesn't take long till he admits he wants to know what the new gossip is

He loves it, and he lets you know

When you come over like "hey big man" he's locked in

He loves car gossip, like just parking with some food while you both talk

He on multiple occasions has walked up to you and said "Girl." And you knew

He literally gossips about all the crime lords with you

He will look at the people you talk about with such obvious judgment

He gets so into it

Sassy as fuck

He will give such dramatic responses

Literally gasps and looks at you like you are a ghost

He is the type to bring up a person you talked about three months ago so you can do it again

Lives for when it's a full juicy story

This man will literally make popcorn and coffee to listen