#this website I fucking swear

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[darkwood-sleddog]

once again i am asking tumblr to hold public polls for users to vote on potential changes. imagine if you were the 'respect our users opinion website'. like that could be us but apparently not.

[oifaaa]

No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and I’m sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.

Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.

So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.

I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved

[hjartasalt]

Is it too late to get hannibal trending again for no reason on 9/11?

[amiimoomoo]

Minor gore warning, not super detailed :P

Drawn on roblox with a mouse for an event because I’m the biggest tryhard ever but turns out the developers used ai for their thumbnails so I basically wasted my time

Poopis stinkar

[front-facing-pokemon]

[technicianlearner]

Kirbtober 2023 Day 24: AU

i love accidentally posting this on the AU blog instead of my main F^CK

"Yesterday, Kirby made this machine that was supposedly able to bring us to Civis Cosmosis without the help of Elfilin or the Lor Starcutter... He did leave us a way to access the machine and enter the exact coordinates to pick him up, since he's scared that it would fail and cause him to get trapped to wherever he got sent in... And since he's been missing for a few hours and not coming back, we assumed he got lost, and we managed to enter the place... but apparently we found ourselves in a world familiar to ours, and it looks like Popstar years later after our escapades... I heard Kirby here became a king from the pedestrians living there, which is weird... but we keep trying to find our Kirby, until we bump into this strange knight. He looks a lot like me, but with a different armor and looking pretty somber and intimidating, and for some reason, I feel a weird gut feeling that he looks the way he is because of something tragic... ...not going to lie, from the looks of it, he seems to have gotten himself in a messy situation before. I have a feeling that this is related to his Kirby somehow and I don't know why. ...is this what I'll probably act like if I didn't stop him during...?!"

Prompts by @paintpanic and @peachsupremeart Fused list compiled by @desultory-novice (click here for the list!) Nextgen AU created by @itsquakey

HOLY F^CK FUTURE CONTENT + LORE????? IN A KIRBTOBER ENTRY??? AND A CROSSOVER???? WOW??? WHAT'S GOING ON???

Well, I haven't revealed this yet, but by the time of Season 3 (aka the future version of the kiddos, you can see their design here), Bandana is considering the career choice of being a knight. Well, guess which AU also has Bandana as a knight, and also angsty?

...okay maybe not that angsty but Quakey did have an sorta ongoing comic that seems to rear into that category so uh here's obligatory ad for that one

This was a continuation of sorts to an old art trade I had with him, which I haven't posted - I wanted to save it for the next art trade compendium, where I post all my art trades at once (you can see the first and currently only one here)... and I wanted one more AU creator to trade on with me, so we can form the trilogy of "Tech tests an interdimensional travel gadget, gets lost, and finds himself in other universes where his career goes differently than expected" collection. Issue is... I haven't gotten time or space to figure out who I will trade with. There's so little AU creators that want to do so, I'm afraid... but ONE DAY!

Speaking of... what incident is at the final panel, and why is Bandana so terrified that he will be as somber as Pike Knight here? Well, it was the one time our beloved Kirby finally SNAPS due to something that he discovered. Apparently it got terrible to the point he killed someone, and the team barely could contain his rage... No wonder Bandana's so wary regarding Kirby, huh...?

It has been coded by the team as 'the incident'(TM), and remembering it gives everyone chills... But what incident is it anyway? we'll never know unless I somehow get to that point F^CKS SAKE LEARNER DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR DOO DOO AU

...I guess this is making Bandee reconsidering his potential job career... if this comic's even canon... i doubt it will be anyways since crossovers and stuff. i usually like keeping my stuff crossover-free

Here's the full, blurry version, down below:

[imgonnaeditstuff]

that nancy & jason gifset got y'all heated huh lmao

[tugoslovenka]

i sometimes am dumbfounded at how little real-life experiences some users on this website have. how you don't interact with people from the outside world. how chronically online you understand political issues to be. how you are destined to pat yourselves on the back for doing absolutely nothing while diving into a deeper hole of isolationism and depression. it is astounding how performative activism works in leftist circles but that's tenfold as excruciating to look at on tumbel dot com

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

finding a good band that last made music in 2011 and no song has broken over 2000 listens is heartbreaking </33

[hals-homo-blog]

Doodle Dump 2: Whiteboard Edition

Humans

Horses

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Hello, it's Clem (r-stern/ClemBarbarossa). I was kinda worried since I couldn't see your posts anymore on my dash and thought you moved/deleted your blog again. Now that I see that your blog's still here and I can't interact with it, I've come to the conclusion that you must've blocked me. If it's not by accident and because of something I've said or reblogged, then my apologies. I won't use this blog to follow you and won't bother you again. Have a nice day :)

I just looked and I didn't block you so I'm not sure what's going on with that. Last I looked, I thought we were mutuals. This has happened a few times now when I didn't block or otherwise ban people and they can't interact with me or see me on their dask. I don't know what happened but I'll submit a ticket and see what happens.

[wumblr]

yep! absolutely and solely, to the degree that the economy will crash when it becomes clear that artificial intelligence has literally nothing to offer. facebook and tesla too, are particularly susceptible, given that they have paid the same deep investments to fictitious tech. i could probably name several more if i gave it some thought - IBM, honeywell, google...

there's a quote that i can't for the life of me find, and it's killed me several times already -- something to the tune of, a reporter asks a dotcom-boom CEO what he thinks of silicon valley, like a real 90s-era article, doe eyed and stuff -- and he gestures out to the panoramic view out his office window and says "you think any of this is real?"

[sukei-dot-exe]

we interrupt these TCOALL memes to bang on every website’s door and ask what the FUCK they were thinking taking PragerU’s DISGUSTING MONEY to advertise their “DETRANS” campaign and using their SHITTY LITTLE ALGORITHMS to make sure i, a trans man, HAVE TO SEE IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY because TWO GROWN ADULTS detransitioned and that’s CLEARLY PROOF THAT WE’RE ALL MENTALLY DERANGED

[pangolinsandnewts]

EVERYONE TOGGLE THIS ON RIGHT NOW!!!

[fruitsgoblin]

re: the latest tumblr news

is it really that shocking or alarming to people that the site is being put on a skeleton crew? no it's not dying, but it's definitely not receiving further updates

you either support the websites you like or you don't. this was coming. the best thing that could happen now would be for someone else to grab tumblr I guess... preferably a smaller group that actually cares