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[worstloki]

AU where Loki doesn’t interfere with Thor’s banishment at all and it takes Thor years to prove himself worthy and when he returns to Asgard everything is just. The same. Nothing seems to have changed at all and everyone greets him like his absence was a minor obstacle that didn’t fundamentally change Thor and the worst part is Loki stepped down from the place as regent without any delay and Thor can’t help but feel there’s something underlaying the way his brother looks at him now and won’t let him touch him and Thor doesn’t know what he could have missed because he doesn’t think he would have found anything wrong with the things around him and how everyone behaves if he hadn’t spent time on Earth reflecting.

[indominusalex]

[cyberghu0l]

Stress Reliever

Valkyrie sees you stressed and wants to take your mind off work. She has other plans on the location though.

Valkyrie × fem reader

You hung up the phone on yet another councilman. Everyone from all over the world was calling to meet with the new king of New Asgard. Of course you being the amazing wife and secretary you are, you tried to limit these meetings down to the most important ones worthy of her time. You know if it isn't, she'll sit there in pure boredom questioning her life choices.

You held your head in your palms as you leaned over onto the wooden desk. It was scattered with different papers and actually, some parts of her amor. Just then the door to your office opened. Revealing the said king, in a suit with the first couple of buttons undone and the tie loosened. Her hair briaded neatly as usual. She slumped down on the couch you had.

"Problem, darling?" You asked tiredly.

She turned her head to meet you. "The usual. Stupid tourists, and their stupid questions." Her accent heavy as she emphasized 'stupid.' You chuckled. She sat up. "What's the matter?" She questioned.

"Oh you know, stupid councilman, stupid meetings. The usual." You mocked her words. "It's amazing how much people love you." You rubbed your forehead as you looked down the paperwork. Valkyrie hired you because you insisted in becoming her secretary. It meant more time with her and taking the weight off her shoulders. However, she hated how it made you stressed.

Her brows knitted together watching you fill out papers and type things into the computer. "You can leave now darling, I'll be fine." You spoke, not taking your eyes off the computer. She couldn't leave though. You didn't even hear her footsteps as she made her way to your desk, pulling your swivel chair from the edge.

"Val, what on earth?" She smirked as she kneeled down. Your eyes widened and your face ran hot. "You cannot, are you joking? People will see." You held your pencil skirt down and closed your legs. You only saw hunger and mischief in her eyes. "The people of New Asgard has probably heard you already, now it's just time for your coworkers to hear you." She stated.

She open your legs, your skirt already riding up. "I know you've been thinking about it all day." She raised the red fabric higher up your thighs. "I see the way you clench your thighs together whenever I come in." She wasn't wrong. You enjoyed seeing her in the suit, she looked sexy.

"Jesus." You braced yourself in the office chair as she dragged your lace panties down your legs, onto the floor. "Don't be so tense, sweetheart." She went straight in. She placed soft kisses on your wet folds. She licked the substance, humming into your cilt in satisfaction. Your gripped onto the arm rests. She sucked on the bud, earning a sweet moan from you.

You felt her laugh against your skin. "Don't laugh." You breathed out. "Im sorry darling." She cooed. Her tongue rubbed circles around your wet cilt. Your breath hitched. She sucked hard on the bud. "Shit Val." Your head fell back on the rest of the chair. Her cold fingers played with your opening, teasing you. "D-Don't tease. Please." You stammered out.

The king finally decided to give in. She inserted two fingers into your soaked opening, making your back arch. Her mouth still stimulated your cilt. She pumped into you at a steady pace letting you adjust. Even though you already have. She left your cilt, coming up to see you. You were a moaning mess, but she loved it. A proud smile formed on her lips.

"How does it feel, love?" One thing she also loved was asking you questions when she knew you couldn't respond. Your mouth fell open as an attempt to answer, but she took the opportunity to curl her fingers hitting your g spot with every push. What meant to be words came out as moans. "Answer." She demanded. "It feels so-fuck, so fucking good!" You breathed out.

Your hips bucked as you came up on your orgasm. Your insides tightened on the kings fingers. "Let it out." She spoke softly. "Shit!" Your knuckles turned white as your grip tightened on the rests. Your slick juices poured onto Valkyrie's fingers. She took them out, licking them sweetly. She let out a sigh. "You always look so beautiful when you cum for me." You looked down at her with a weak smile.

"Never again." You let out. She shrugged her shoulders and leaned forward to kiss your lips.

[shung-chai]

Māori Gods in Thor: Love & Thunder!!

Māori Gods in Thor: Love & Thunder!!

Tūmatauenga (also known as Kū in Marvel Comics), the Māori God of War, is referenced as a possible ally by Thor in Thor: Love & Thunder!!

(screen capture from @newrockstarsofficial)

And a Māori Goddess makes her Marvel Cinematic Universe debut at Omnipotence City in Thor: Love & Thunder (played by Chayla Korewha)!!

Concept art by Jonay Bacallado.

[londyboobs]

sad to inform that there’s no room for anything else inside my brain, just this woman and everything she does

[i-got-the-feels]

Favorite Cinematography Shots

- Episode 7, The Warp Effect, 2022-2023

[magnusmodig]

❝ i am of both worlds now . ❞

@drunkelreporter / ( starter call ! )

[uhhh-ghouls007]

I love her dearly

[woulddieforloki]

I kind of want to write a fic where Odin is about to banish Thor and Loki's watching it go down and the guilt is eating at him and right before Thor gets yeeted through the Bifrost, Loki yells, "IT WAS ME!" and, because that's actually words (and interesting words at that), Odin actually stops what he's doing to listen instead of just yelling a keyboard smash out loud, and Loki explains that he manipulated Thor into attacking Jotunheim, but it was never supposed to get that far and he's very sorry and it will never happen again. and he thinks he's mitigating the damage but instead Odin just banishes him instead (and he'd banish Thor too but he needs someone to take the throne and tbh what would it say about him as a dad if he has to banish all three of his kids?)

so then Loki ends up getting hit by Jane's car, except he's not an idiot so he doesn't run around screaming at the sky about being hammered and Darcy never has to taze him so he never ends up in the hospital so they're off to a good start already.

and they get to talking (and they're all very confused and operating under completely different understandings of the situation) and Loki figures out he's in Midgard entirely because they don't know what the Nine Realms are and Midgard is the only realm stupid enough not to know that. Jane mentions that they're scientists and Loki just kinda scoffs at that because scientists on Midgard are like childrens' tutors in Asgard, and Jane is equally offended and impressed.

and I choose to think that Odin never takes Loki's magic away the way he did to Thor's because he can't take it away. if he could, he would've done that before they threw him in the dungeon in TDW. so Loki still has his magic so it's pretty easy to convince them that he's a god (and honestly they're more convinced than he is because he just found out that he might possibly be Jotun?)

so they end up taking Loki with them (against Selvig's better judgment) because he sounds like a know-it-all and he ends up pretty much being a know-it-all so that works well for Jane. and actually it kinda maybe works too well? because she starts to fall in love with him and surprise, it's a Lokane fic and he starts to fall for her and they have babies and live happily ever after!

no jk idk what would happen but I'm thinking Mjolnir would still be out there so maybe Loki would go to check it out and he'd probably have better luck with it because he's magic so it's pretty easy to get everyone out of his way but he's definitely not worthy so he can't wield it but it does get them both tangled up with SHIELD probably?

idk apparently I can only thing of Lokane fic ideas if they have no ending so that's all I got lmao

[theavengers]

Chris Hemsworth as Thor Odinson in a new still from Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

[worstloki]

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[notallthosewho-wanderarelost]

Fair warning, I am absolutely going to gatekeep Jane Foster. I was fine when Wanda gained such a huge fanbase post-WandaVision because she was so underserved by the plot before, so having been a fan since 2014/15 (whenever they announced the twins being in AoU and we started getting behind-the-scenes promo) it’s great to see her being so popular now. It’s just people seeing how awesome she’s been all along. But no, you do not get to come in and say you love Jane now that she’s Thor/has powers if you’re also a person who has ignored her existence for years or said that she’s boring and useless and “not Thor’s equal” because she can’t fight.

This includes Feige and Waititi and their stupid sexist comments, women (or any people!) don’t have to be physical fighters to be badass. Jane has been badass and amazing the entire time because she’s an astrophysicist and loves science and is endlessly curious. Those are the traits that A. got her a Nobel prize, B. let her help save the world with science, C. are the reasons Thor fell in love with her in the first place.

I absolutely love Jane as Thor in comics, but the reason she’s so incredible is not because she fights her enemies with the powers of a god, but because she does that while being human. That is quite literally the entire point of her story.

[babygirlthor]

at this point i’m not even emotionally invested in mcu canon anymore, I just want to watch it so I can understand the inevitable new ao3 content

[bardicious]

If anything is true, than it’s with each passing marvel movie I find it easier to block out new content and embrace my old loves as if they are still canon. Bless the horrible trash dumpster that is in Marvel’s future (and present). 😌

[movie-magic]

[francesderwent]

why do I watch post-endgame mcu movies