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onebigbuubie · 6 months
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Thor and Lu Bu
If only they met sooner they could have been close "friends"....
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karashti · 1 year
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Memes de La Espada en el Fondo de los Mares (SNV Yaoi).
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luxthestrange · 6 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA
Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...
Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...
Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz
Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...
Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY
Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...
Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~
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...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Can I request another Anya!Reader if that’s okay?
After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)
I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐
-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.
-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.
-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”
-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.
-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”
-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.
            -Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha
-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.
            -Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules
-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.
            -Ares and Apollo
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telvess · 7 months
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Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?
I'm like Tesla 🤣
Jack
I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.
Nicola Tesla
Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.
Poseidon
I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.
Hades
It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.
Beelzebub
Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…
Loki
Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.
Ares
Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.
Thor
Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.
Hajun
He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.
Lu Bu
Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.
Hermes
Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.
Göll
She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.
Zerofuku
Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.
Buddha
He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.
Noah
I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.
Qin
Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.
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Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me (platonic)
Prologue,
Tagged: @the-dumber-scaramouche (asked to be tagged and I shall do so for the next parts)
Gonna do a chapter for each round of Ragnarok
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Within an arena that touches the clouds
Ancient stone’s that laid untouched for centuries and stood strong against the tests of time
Lays the new battleground that shall determine humanity’s fate
And in it is also you
There’s still at least a month of preparation and training before the events actually start but despite that it’s filled with hustle and bustle
Gods and humans fill the halls
Some of who you even recognize and give you happy waves and pull you aside for saying hi
It’s surprisingly nice despite the circumstances
It’s been so long that people of all kind had been gathered to such an occasion
But as minutes ticked on
And you got some of your favourite snacks due to the large concession stands with various amounts of food from various places
You end up heading deeper into the building
It thins out and you end up at the area for the human fighters
And then you open up the door to the lounge area where you see the faces of several people you recognize
And a few you hadn’t had the pleasure of yet meeting until this point
“Hello everyone, some of you may recognize me and some I haven’t yet met. I’ve gone by many names but just call me y/n”
Of the few you didn’t initially recognize in the man with shirt golden hair
Oh and no clothes with only a leaf covering his di-
Unlike the others you weren’t really shaken by his lack of clothes
During your long life you’d seen much of the human body
Your desensitized to it so you go up and give the man a hardy handshake and he does so back
Turns out he’s Adam
The first human
Father to the entirety of the human race as you knew it
Adam in all ways encompasses what you believe are humanity’s strong suits
He is kind and compassionate
Along with determined to protect not only his people but also his family
Your upfront with not being a human and being created by a god but Adam doesn’t see you any differently
Your like him and Eve
Created by the gods themselves
The only difference is that your creator cared
You didn’t notice it at first but he slowly finds himself caring for you as if you were is own child
A sentiment that had surprisingly has only happened till now
Despite your thousands of years of living this is the first time you’ve been adopted
Like there was one time you were training with Lü Bu and got injured
You were in the process of healing it before he stopped the fight and pulled you aside to check if you were ok
He seemingly forgot you can’t really die and had panicked thinking the wound would kill you
Even started getting out the gauze and glaring at the laughing general before you explained you were alright
He isn’t embarrassed though
Even keeps wrapping the wound just in case
It feels nice to be cared for in such a way
You love your father Hephaestus very much but it’s also nice having another father figure in your life
Both treat you in a caring and gentle way
As if you were glass or some ancient artifact
(Technically you were one and so was he)
Adam also introduces you to his Wife and Sons who welcome you to their small but loving family
Eve is affectionate and loving
Always showering you with praise as you show off your abilities or knowledge
She makes sure your well fed despite not needing food
And she can’t help but pinch your cheeks
As the only mother figure in your long life she takes it in pride
Oftentimes dragging you away from training to smother you in care and compliment about how your such a brave soul
Despite replying you don’t have one she disagrees
Saying that in her mind you don’t need one to have one (if that makes any sense)
You’d rather not admit it but you melt at her affection
She’s in every sense of the word warm
It reminds you of those cold winters night where you’d end up by the fire
Or a nice summer’s breeze
Adam seems to find the sight funny since your a immortal being
One who’s walked the earth for more years than people can imagine and yet his wife was reduce you to figurative mush when she pays your head and calls you a nickname
Someone that has seen both the good and bad of humanity time and time again
That is now helping her bake a pie as his sons argue about what was a better nickname for you
It’s odd to people looking in but makes sense to everyone in this small bubble
Cain and Abel are rambunctious but loveable brothers
They like to cheer you on and playfully fight with you
One or the other usually has an arm wrapped around your shoulder as they laugh at some joke the other made
The two have a lot of petty squabbles that you now end up being in the middle of
It’s fun
Especially since most conflict in your time has always resulted in heavy bloodshed
Whilst theirs is light hearted and leads to one proclaiming victory as the other sulks in the corner
Both love hearing your stories
Even more so about how the world has evolved so drastically
It’s fascinating to them both especially as so many places developed their own cultures that are so different from the others
As the arena begins to fill and time ticks down for the event to start the three of you end up buying shit tons of food
All of which are from different times periods and places for them to try
It ends up becoming a fun game for them as they guess the Irgun of which country the snack came from
Which leads to you then explaining its history
Neither would admit it but both had glared at quite a few people when they stared at you with a certain gaze
It happens enough times that both kinda now go on figurative guard duty when walking about with you
Admittedly they know you can definitely handle yourself
But your now their big sibling
And that means no creep is gonna be messing with you
Especially since you seem to attract quite a few weirdo’s due to your ageless beauty that leaves you stuck looking at least 25
You definitely pull the “older sibling card” a lot on their asses
Which makes both their father and mother laugh
They are the complete family you never had
Full of warmth and laughter as Adam looks on with a proud smile
Though Adam hates the gods he finds Hephaestus to be an exception once he does meet the man
For your father is cordial and kind to both him, his family, you and the other fighters
As you, Cain, Abel and Eve cook dinner he pulls the god aside
And both talk as they look upon the sight of Abel and Cain having a playful battle as you laugh with Eve
It makes the god tear up a bit
Happy that the man had given you what he couldn’t provide you with
Adam in return thanks Hephaestus for creating such a wonderful person and caring for humanity
And Hephaestus thanks Adam for giving you the full family he couldn’t provide
It’s something odd to say the least especially as Adam can’t help but give him a handshake and invite him to stay for dinner
Your father agrees, sitting down beside you at the dinner table as Eve pulls out his seat for him with a kind smile
Cain and Abel immediately begin asking the forging god questions making him laugh at their enthusiasm
They make him feel welcome
At home
Who knew that away from his lonesome forge would he find a place that accepted him
Humanity’s first humans to be even more ironic
Adam offers the god an apple which appears from the sky and he accepts it
Soon laughing as he bites into its flesh saying that it’s a bit bitter for his taste
Lü Bu had been a figure you had heard about but had actually never had the chance to meet
So it’s safe to say your rather excited
And he doesn’t let you down in any shape, way or form
He’s battle hungry just like a certain Norse deity who you luckily hadn’t run into yet
He makes for a good training partner
Especially since he pushes you to your limits and has you focus on your main strength without relying on your powers
It often leads to many cuts and bruises but a sense of accomplishment filling you
Something that hadn’t happened in a long time
And you suspect it hadn’t happened to him either from the barbaric smirk that stretches across his face
100% the dude who breaks down your door at 3 am to ask you about stuff you’ve seen or experienced
You don’t really sleep so you don’t mind but you are concerned for poor Cheng who was dragged along half asleep
He finds your stories of war fascinating especially at the mention of things like guns and cannons
You feel as if compared to the rest he doesn’t care about how things had advanced
If it isn’t weapon related
It’s odd to you that he’s purely driven by battle
But you aren’t the one to judge so you stick to what he likes
Some part of you keeps your friendship with him at a relative distance
Partially due to your experience with befriending men like him
Those who are hungry like him are always unsatisfied
It leads them to more and more bloodshed
And though your are no innocent person you don’t like battle that includes bystanders
His army on the other hand are some that you befriend
Cheng especially since despite being a solider he is a man of good heart and honour
How the young man found himself in Lü Bu’s army
Unlike his superior he finds your stories of the future fascinating
Especially as the world leads to more peaceful times
You drink with him and the other soldiers and sing songs with them that had long been forgotten
Kojiro is actually someone you’d only met once but it’s certainly a sight to see him again
Despite how everyone else appears as younger versions of themselves he’s old and grey
A sight of which makes you giggle a bit as you greet him once again
Despite meeting him once you both greet each other like old friends
Which others look your ways confused especially as you both explain that he asked for a battle and you royally kicked him ass
You both can remember it like yesterday
A lone mountainside road on a mid autumn’s day
A breeze making the veil trailing you flutter in the wind as you ready a weapon against him who smiles
Knowing he’ll lose but elated anyways
And when he fell against the ground with a few seconds of challenging you he laughs with that of pure joy
You both went your separate ways afterwards and now reunited
Like that day oh so long ago the two of you train often
Helping him brush up on his skills and get better as he sees how much you’d experienced since then
All these battle leave you and him winded but smiling
Laughter filling the training ground as the two of you sit down and have some tea
Adam patching up the old swordsman as you share stories to distract him
Fresh brewed tea being sipped as techniques of how he could improve are shared
Most would find this somewhat demeaning but he just smiles
Saying how he’ll take it to mind next time or chuckling as he says “I knew I should’ve used a better stance”
He ends up hanging around the other Japanese contestants quite a bit
Partially due to the shared culture but also since he can better recognize their fighting
But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t mingle outside them
Qin shi Huang is someone he ends up befriending along with Adam and Simo
He enjoys modern day snacks and foods but holds a soft spot for spicy foods
Which leads to you and him having competitions as Eve makes some extra spicy foods for the two of you to gobble down
He won’t admit it but he finds it nice that you remembered him of all people
You’d met so many amazing and interesting people in your life yet you greet him like a friend despite meeting once
Despite him being the best known loser in history (a title in which you argue with him over)
Out of most of them your actually quite happy to introduce him to you father who he regards with respect
The grey haired man greeting the ash tinged and ember trailing man who created you
Both eat sweets with bean paste and talk as you leave them to their own
Much like mythology and history both are looked down upon and both have taken different ways to deal with it
You now find the older appearing man conversing with your father or getting him some food he’d thought he’d like
It’s sweet
The moment you introduced yourself to the newcomers and walked through that door Qin shi Huang is basically throwing himself at you
Your welcome your old friend with open arms
Letting him swing you around in joy as the former emperor and you laugh in joy
His eyes traveling down to the bracelet still tethered to your wrist, as beautiful as the day he gifted it
Throughout the entire tournament and it’s wait time your old friend sticks with you
Much like his time alive he is boisterous and prideful but his company was one that you had missed for many millennia
Through you he learns of what happened to his empire
How it continued on into a nation that still lasts even today as other crumbled
How his army of terracotta soldiers still stand to guard him in death and the wall despite its age has yet to fall
Now a wonder and landmark that many travel just to see and walk along its path
He learns of its misdoings as well but he knows many were made by his influence
By his decisions of bloodshed that still seems to stain the remnants of his aged empire
The emperor also learns of your travels since his death
How you sailed the 7 seas and ran your own ship, climbed the highest mountain in the world and stood at its top, swam to the deepest depths of the ocean where light had never touched its sandy floor and ventured through the harsh jungle terrain into unknown territory
It’s honestly Aw inspiring to him how much you’d done
Sure you had done these feats over a thousand or so years giver or take (along with nothing being able to kill you)
But it’s still amazing to him how much you’d seen
How much you could do within the span of eternity
But with that comes the realization that eventually you’d run out of things to do
But he brushes the though aside as the two of you engage in a feast with him and the other emperors that came after him
You sit the closest at his side and the others stretched along a long table filled with foods ranging from his time to later on
Sometimes for fun the two of you wear your clothes from when he was still alive
You wear your old robes as does he
And the the two of you prance around the coliseum as he points at something and has you “explain!”
The two of you always end up laughing until crying by the end of the day
He’s basically attached at your hip but you don’t mind at all
You’ve missed him for so long
Dinners with Adam’s family end up frequently with Qin joining as well
He ends up getting along well with Cain and Abel
The three of them joking as Eve and Adam place down a fresh meal
His whole “I’m emperor” thing can sometimes get on people’s nerves so you sometimes have to end up being a middle man
He does it partially to piss people off and cause he thinks it’s fun
It kinda is
Until he wants to pull that shit on the gods and you have to drag his ass away from their area of the arena
His is basically jumping for joy when Chun Yun gets to finally meet you
For a long time you’d only ever hear stories of the fiery woman so meeting her is actually really intriguing
Especially since she jokes that you must’ve had your hands full with dealing with him for years
That in turn makes him whine as she gives you a handshake that return wholeheartedly
She’s his only other impulse control other than you and by god does he need it
Unlike you though she’ll chew him out for doing something stupid, you call it a mom thing
When you talk with her in private she tells about how she raised him
And how she’s glad he met someone like you who became a true friend to him
Something he always needed
In return you thank her for making sure he made to actually survive
your father definitely meets the two of them at some point with how close they are to you
He’s pleasantly surprised with how the two greet him with normality
There’s respect but no formality that he got from Kojiro that would eventually fade as the two got closer
It’s just off the start they treat him as if he were a normal person
He appreciates it along with the fact they don’t stare at his deformities
Nor do they think of him lesser because of them
In fact it seems they think of him higher because of them which initially confuses him
So when he asks about it both the emperor and his past body guard explain where Qin grew up
How on the streets of a place now long changed many people were born had later gained disabilities and survived anyways through their strength and determination
Qin always respected them despite the fact they still hated him
Perhaps because just like him they persevered despite how others wanted to push them down
In many ways the two bond over the fact they were (and in some ways still are) considered useless
How they were repeatedly kicked down over and over yet got us just to spite them all
Hephaestus finds Qin to be fucking hilarious and the two find themselves cackling over stupid shit your father would make
Chun Yan also gets close to your dad as does her child whom spends his time playing with the toys your father makes for the young lad
It’s fun especially for Hephaestus as he makes small little wind up gadgets and toys
Qin now gives your dad ideas that somehow turn out really well which is funny to see
Especially as his ideas are “you know what would be cool?, a giant flying lamp for moths to follow” and Hephaestus is like “bet”
When seeing Jack again the English gentleman offers you a polite wave as Qin excitedly hugs you
It’s later on that he comes to you and the two of you share a nice time alone
Unlike the others Jack is nocturnal partially due to his uh…hobby so he spends the midnight and early hours with you
It’s was during those times you’d always felt lonely so you enjoy the company
He makes some tea and you both end up talking for hours
Topics ranging from the competition to what you did after he died
What you’ve seen
Who’ve you met
It’s all good fun especially as you explain your “wild days” in the 70’s or 80’s when you’d met and toured with some popular bands and singers
Sometime he talks of what his afterlife was like
It intrigues you a log since you can’t exactly experience death
The one place you’d never get to explore
A place where everything was eventually supposed to end up at yet you were the exception
Even gods could die yet you couldn’t
You remain like a stubborn sore
Out of the human fighters your kinda the only person who talks to him
Everyone else kinda gets creepy vibes from him
And it only gets worse when they find out he’s a killer
He also plays into that imagine as well so…yeah your the only person not fucking terrified of him
He doesn’t mind though
Quality over quantity as they say
May or may not watch Shakespeare movies with you
He hates the 90’s Romeo and Juliet film with decaprio
Doesn’t make it better when you mention the fact the actor dates girls who could potentially be their father age wise
It reminds him too much of the grimy old men who would prey on young and impressionable girls
Something you have to sadly explain still happens much to his displeasure
One thing he does enjoy though is how accessible stuff like imported foods and goods are
He now has the chance to try the various tea’s and treats from other countries that used to be fairly expensive
What makes it even more fun is that you usually have some fun story to go along with said treat
Probably ends up enjoying stuff like phantom of the opera and silence of the lambs
But to be honest he has a soft spot for stuff like low budget horror films
Just the low quality gore and bad acting makes him chuckle
Especially as you tell him the “rules” of a horror film
The two of you now make a small tradition as the days tick down for the tournament to start by watching a film a night
Your father finds Jack to be an odd fellow but one who engages in interesting conversation
Someone who was also looked down on in life
Hephaestus knows he isn’t the best person
He’s made mistakes
Been complicit in his brethren’s bloodshed of the humans he had come to love
So in some sense finding someone who is also not a good person but in some sense tries to do some good is therapeutic to him
That he is equally flawed inwardly just as humans are
Cause unlike other gods he had come to realize how both are more alike than they are different
“Gods?, I don’t exactly like many of them. But perhaps meeting them in person could shape my view”
Loki is one god whom seems to find you by complete accident yet seems to find amusement in trying to fool you
It doesn’t work
And that leads to him trying harder and thus not leaving you alone
You swear that he sticks to you like fucking super glue
Doesn’t help that he keeps nagging about how the gods are better
Your a feeble human
Blah blah blah
Your soooo ready to defeat a gif in battle just to see his expression
And how he had be intentionally annoying someone who could easily deck him across the world with a simple slap
Though despite that he is somewhat fun company
Despite how annoying he can be he also gives you ample opportunity to see the view of the other side
And it leads to discussion between the two of you as you move a chess piece across a board
Your knight taking one of his pawns as he makes an annoyed scowl
He makes a comment about having the power to take you out with a snap of his fingers
But you remind him that he won’t
And that makes him grumble as he makes his next move
It’s odd…but you come to enjoy his company just as you do with others
Perhaps at some point he began enjoying yours since he invites (more like drags) you to the god portion of the arena
Into his current room as he bitches about Odin and nephew Thor
The mention of which makes you hold down an amused chuckle
His room has a lot of snake imagery
Along with snacks as he sits down on a chair and rips open a bag of chips
Continuing on his argument about how Thor is such a sour puss and that if he has to deal with odins ravens again he’s gonna-
He pauses when he hears you laugh
for once he goes silent
You ask what’s wrong and he replies that he’d never heard you laugh before
Let alone seem amused by him
You simply reply that you wouldn’t hang out with him if you didn’t enjoy his presence
No matter how annoying he could be when breaking down your door at random times
You think that you may have fried his brain from saying you voluntarily wanted to be around him
Perhaps he feels as if people put up with him rather than enjoy his jokes and jabs
You can’t help but notice that insults towards you have steadily stopped after that
You swear Thor saw you once and then he’s on you like a bloodhound
Brunhilde had to help you after you were hiding from the red head via hanging onto a chandelier hoping he wouldn’t look up
And now that he knows your seemingly “revived” for the competition he’s hunting you down
He wants to fight you again
To feel that rush of finally having a good battle
He now looks for you in the crowds of humans and gods
Looking anywhere for your signature hat and trailing veil
Not knowing your hanging out with Loki who has a room beside him
He swears to his father that he’s gonna get that fucking battle with you
His fathers crows tease him about this
How set he is in fighting some random human he met centuries ago
But he doesn’t let up
You spend a majority of the waiting time for the tournament sneakily slinking through the halls of the colosseum
Trying to get to the human only training area where he would not be permitted into
You don’t think that would really stop him but you know for a fact Brunhilde would be pissed if he did so
Is gonna be reallly mad to find out that he ain’t the one fighting you
The time for battle now approaches and the first fight is soon to begin
Near Brunhilde and Göll you sit in their shadow covered private area for watching
Looking out onto the crowds of people who cheer
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riseofamoonycake · 1 year
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Hello! Can I request something NSFW? I had this idea and I was wondering... Hades, Thor and Lü Bu with a lactation kink? <3333
Let’s gooooo!
Warnings: mention of kink (lactation kink), nudity
Notes: the reader is female or AFAB
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👑 Hades
The large bedroom is immersed in deep peace, barely broken by the sound of your baby sucking from your breast and, occasionally, by the sweet laugh that accompanies the caresses you give him. You often whisper to him not to be in a hurry, mom doesn’t run away anywhere; and you hold him closer to you, feeling happier and happier. Leaning against huge cushions, posing relaxed yet elegant, you and he are the greatest beauty in the guest room; or at least this is what Hades thinks, standing at the door for long minutes, in silent contemplation of the lactation.
You only become aware of his presence when you feel his rich robes rustling by your side and, turning your head, you meet his hungry eyes: wells of desire that descend along your face and focus on your broad chest. «My lord», you chirp, jolting slightly and forcing your little one, the minute flower of the Netherworld, to stop for a brief instant; then you wait for the king to take the little prince in his arms and cuddle him as he loves to do so much, but this time it doesn’t happen. «No, my dear, go ahead. Don’t worry about me, my presence shouldn’t disturb you», Hades gently replies, stroking your head gently and then bending down to place a kiss on his son’s forehead.
This vision gives you an excited smile, equal only to the fiery shiver that runs down your spine as soon as the god’s gaze rests on you again. «Continue», your lord whispers, breaking away from you and backing away. You obey, returning your attention to your baby; but you don’t miss the fact that Hades takes a seat in the chair next to the bed, his hands crossed in his lap and his eyes never leaving the prince’s head.
Breastfeeding doesn’t last long yet: the baby finally takes his mouth away from the nipple, yawns adorably and reclines his head on your chest, already conquered by sleep. Immediately you stand up to take your usual sweet walk with him, but Hades stops you with a single gesture and, having called a servant, entrusts your treasure to him.
Thus, in the room full of warmth and silence, only the two of you remain.
Hades stares at you and stops you a second time, preventing you from adjusting your dress and covering the chest: his hands are hot and slow as they part the silk and reveal again the swollen breasts, the turgid and inviting nipples, and they know exactly what to focus on. «Your work is not finished yet, my dove», the god murmurs as he climbs onto the bed and leans over you, trapping you under his body as he gently pushes you against the pillows and grips both of your breasts, smiling at the expression surprise with which you look at him and chaining your gaze with his, «now it’s my turn to be fed.»
You try to say something; but his mouth is faster and his lips are already tight around your nipple, while your already loud moans become louder with each passing second, giving you the most pleasurable hell you can possibly have.
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🔴 Thor
White as the snow that surrounds the place where you lie, like the coat in which the God of Thunder is wrapped up with you, and like the milk that flows from your breast: everything in your mind is white, free from thoughts and purified from concerns. In total silence, you are in rapture as you watch the snowflakes fall gently around you without even touching you, protected by Thor’s arms; and close your eyes while his big warm hands undo your bodice for the umpteenth time and gently massage your breasts and nipples.
«Oh, does the baby want to eat?», you murmur with a motherly smile as you lean your head against his chest and enjoy his touch, wincing slightly as the god’s fingers tighten around your nipple more forcefully. You clearly feel the milk spurting and flowing along your belly, but not much is wasted: Thor’s head snaps quickly and he chases every drop with his tongue, slow but deep licks that elicit moans and sighs not so much muffled by the snow. «I know, I know», you start to say as you change positions and now you are sitting, supported by your arms, while he is on his knees in front of you and in any case manages to dominate your person, «here we are.»
Thor doesn’t have to repeat it twice: and his hands are even warmer, his arms more protective as they wrap you and his mouth closes around one of your breasts, starting to suck forcefully and enjoying the sensation of your skin quivering in contact with his face, lowering the eyelids under the sweet caresses you give him and all the care you can convey through them.
«My darling», you whisper as you stare at him spellbound and lean your head on his, rubbing your cheek against his soft hair, the only note of color in that Paradise of whiteness and love.
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🐴 Lu Bu
Blood, rain and sweat, strength, violence and conquest: what marks Lu Bu’s life has nothing to do with delicacy and sweetness, and even less with the fragility of a newborn life. The brief interlude of happiness that embraced the first years of his existence seems almost a dream now, an illusion submerged and drowned by the endless crimson waves of a sea of ​​clashes, death and destruction, total annihilation; only tears and fear breathe with energy on the ground full of mutilated and immobile bodies, accompanying the end of another terrible battle.
Standing on the threshold of your humble home, you stare at the general with terror in your eyes, but you cannot escape; and not even to go back in and hug your newborn baby, who emits some soft moans from inside, as if he too understood that at this moment it is not advisable to scream.
The dark entity that stands a short distance from you, an emanation of the Nightmare himself, has just brought war to the lands surrounding your village, reducing them to a profound and stunned silence. Over them a tyrant extended his greedy hands for blood and pain, bringing unimaginable horrors and dragging away many lives, including that of your parents and your husband, who has not even had the chance to see the face of his son. Now that demon will no longer be able to hurt you because someone has taken his head, yet you are unable to rejoice: because whoever is in front of you seems like an even worse curse than the one he himself mowed down with a single move, without make any effort and not even change the harsh expression that tightens his face.
Lu Bu hasn’t noticed your person, and he wouldn’t be interested in you: standing firmly in the middle of the village, his army behind you and wrapped in silence, his gaze wanders everywhere without dwelling on anyone, whether alive or dead. «So there are only the people of the village left?», he asks Chen Gong, as always at his side, «the enemies didn’t put up any resistance…»
You cannot hear the words that that giant exchanges with the young man next to him, but you do not miss the shadow of irritation, and immediately afterwards of boredom, which crosses his face; and a slight confusion descends on your features as you wonder with a shudder what will become of all of you now.
Suddenly, your baby lets out a squeal louder than the others, which makes you jump and recover from the stupor you have fallen into, and prompts you to cast a worried look over your shoulder. You are not the only one: the general also heard the moans, and now his attention is all on you. Under his dark eyes like fragments of night and burning like living flames, you recess your shoulders and instinctively step back, leaning against the door: your resistance will be in vain against the giant’s frightening strength, but you will fight with all yourself to keep him as far away from your child as possible; he will have to pass over your corpse to get to him. As you think about this, however, you notice that his gaze is slowly moving from your face to your chest, and stops there; and only when you lower your eyes, you discover that the dress is damp at the height of the breasts, which are dripping milk, and you blush violently.
Lu Bu does it too, but inside himself: the vision of those two spots and the turgid nipples pressing against the fabric of the dress took his breath away, even if he can’t explain why. You are not very different from many women he has seen: you are beautiful, yes, petite and delicate as a water lily, but others are like you; yet in his eyes you appear different. You are a mother, judging by the childish moans that rise from inside the house behind you and by the pride with which you stand in front of the door; and you are ready to fight to defend your greatest treasure, even if it means death. The general smiles slightly; you are much braver than many leaders and enemies he has faced, and you could also prove to be an interesting opponent…
… If he were a heartless monster. «We are done here», Lu Bu begins, looking at you one last time and nodding at you as he turns and addresses his army, «let’s go.»
You go back into the house as soon as you see the general with his back to you, retrieve your child and run to the door again, without going out but remaining on the threshold. You watch him leave and don’t move your gaze until his figure remains visible, then you breathe a big sigh of relief and squeeze the baby closer to you. You are confused: before turning around, the giant gave you a small smile, and for a moment he didn’t seem so scary ― maybe he too has the ability to love and care for people, and he doesn’t live solely on war and death. And that look at your bosom… what did he see in it? Maybe someone is waiting for him at home, a wife, a son or daughter, a father?
Similar thoughts continue to swirl in your mind for a long time, they follow you throughout the day and in the evening, together with the feeling that you will soon see that dark-eyed giant again: perhaps, if you wish so and decide to welcome him, this very night.
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nameless-flame · 10 months
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A BETTER WORLD
A Various! Record of Ragnarok x reader story✨
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"Why do you hate the gods, Lady [Name]?" He had expected her face to contract in anger when he worded the question. Rage, resentment, animosity – anything of the like. But Hermes was instead met with a vacant smile. Her eyes void of any emotion.
"Because you do not know the feeling of loss, and yet you take."
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Summary:
“Four years”, she told herself. Four years had passed since the war. Four years since the people of Erilea had fought the Valg King and his forces and stood victorious.
“It’s over”, she told herself. But she could not deny that some of those scars had yet to heal – and a small part of her wondered if they ever would.
The queen looked over the horizon, at the land of sun-bleached cliffs and white-capped seas, of cascading waterfalls and flowing rivers. Looked at the home she had so vigorously fought to protect, to nurture. Looked at this land of beauty and wonder, and at the constructions of the city that were almost complete, as the locals merrily flocked the streets.
Looked at Terrasen; her home. Her kingdom.
“It’s over,” she repeated.
However, destiny must have not aligned with her will because not long after a mysterious figure appeared at the palace gates, requesting her to participate in a tournament that would decide the fate of humanity.
She felt inclined to say no. But the valkyrie’s next words made her reconsider.
“The gods wish to end humanity.”
And an opportunity like never before presented itself. A chance to punish those divine beings that had wronged her and her people. To exact revenge for what they had done to her world.
The queen accepted.
Quotev:
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Wattpad:
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ROR ILLUSTRATION CARDS
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EVERYONE LOOKS SO DAMN GOODDD
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IS- IS HE WEARING A TURTLE NECK-
AND THE SHADES TOOO?!?!?
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justasimplemoth · 3 months
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Some ROR sketches✨
Hello! Sorry for inactivity I've been a little blocked for a while this months and I was a little busy on university, but I came here to show some little sketches I made on mi little free time, some of them I made it a lot of days before the last sketches I made recently 👀
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lotusmybelovednsfw · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok!!
Degrading or Praising?
Degrading:
Of course, it's going to be Poseidon-
But I would also like to think that Indra, Lu Bu, Loki and Beelzebub with it too!
Ngl, Bishamonten would also have a degrading kink, he would also praise you.
Praising:
Okay, Now this is the one these characters enjoy the most!
Hades, Kojiro, Buddha.
Hell, Even Raiden! Also, Rudra and Shiva (Of course he has three wives so why not?)
Who has both?
Qin Shi motherfucking Huang.
(Buddha may also have it, maybe Thor)
The ones who love to be praised:
It's already obvious who it is! Everyone's favorite Ocean Tyrant!
Qin also loves being praised, He's an emperor! What were you expecting?
Loves to be degraded:
Lucifer. This man is soft. He's a bottom.
Both:
Heracles. Man, I can't even explain why! He does get turned on even more when you tease him or praise him during sex.
Tesla, He'll gladly return the favor. (Ngl, I could hear him just calling you names in French. I mean, it's gotta be romantic!~)
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Thor x Lu bu
But things gone wrong💀
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This guy is one of the people carrying the ROR edits
All is credit to the owner
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onecantsimply · 2 years
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader  Masterlist
Got tired of scrolling on my profile- So I’m making a masterlist- 
The amount of tags on here is disgusting-
Lmfao my JTR masterlist is filled gat dayum-
If there’s any wrong link I put on the masterlist, don’t be afraid to notify me about it. 
Rules for Fanfic:
The basics of who I accept and the rules for my fanfic
Lu Bu Works:
N/A yet.
Thor Works:
Older Brother Thor and how he would react to you being cheated on Headcanons
Adam Works:
N/A yet. 
Zeus Works:
N/A yet. 
Kojiro Sasaki Works: 
Kojiro Sasaki NSFW Headcanons
Poseidon Works:
N/A yet. 
Jack The Ripper Works: 
Jack The Ripper x Reader headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Chubby and Insecure Reader + Hermes and Heracles Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Side God of Hell Reader Headcanons
Vampire Jack The Ripper x Reader headcanons (NSFW included)
Jack The Ripper Accidentally harming his s/o Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x s/o who cuts from a bullying situation Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Shy and insecure reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Artist Reader Headcanons
A reader who keeps escaping when he tries to kill them Headcanons
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Platonic Jack The Ripper x teen reader (Part 1)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x teen reader (Aftermath of after Jack abducts them) (Part 2)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen reader (Reader getting into a fight at school) (Part 3)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader waits for him to get home after his “work”) (Part 4)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Headcanons of their daily life together) (Part 5)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader getting the killer role for a play and asking Jack for advice) (Part 6)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader gets catcalled on the way home) (Part 7)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Jack visiting Reader while they’re at work) (Part 8)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Christmas Headcanons) (Part 9)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (They bake him an apple pie) (Part 10)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader meets Red Widow) (Part 11)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader gets abducted and fights their way out) (Part 12)
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Bayonetta Reader x Jack The Ripper (NSFW included)
Witch Reader getting scared of a “Burn The Witch” poster on Halloween Headcanons
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Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW Handjob) (Part 1)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW Blowjob) (Part 2)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW) (Part 3)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader tries on a wedding dress) (Part 4)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader gets flirted with, and Jack gets jealous) (Part 5)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Jack gets sick, and reader takes care of him) (Part 6)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Jack meets Reader’s ex) (Part 7)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader spoiling him in and out of bed) (Part 8)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader getting overworked and having to be taken care of by Jack) 
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Platonic Jack The Ripper x Kidnapped Sibling Reader
Reuniting with Dead Lover in the afterlife (NSFW included) 
Jack The Ripper meeting his s/o’s abusive parents Headcanons
Stressed Reader x Jack The Ripper headcanons
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Jack the Ripper x Mitsuri Reader 
Jack The Ripper x Mitsuri Reader (Headcanons)
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Jack The Ripper x Reader that has a blank / dull expression, but is a good person and just anxious Headcanons
Jack The Ripper with a virgin reader NSFW headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader Whammageddon headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader that lets other Gods step on them
Jack The Ripper x Nanami Kento Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader (Him reacting to being called beautiful / handsome)
Servant Jack The Ripper x God / Goddess Reader Headcanons
Jealous Jack The Ripper x Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper meeting someone who sees emotions as colors 
Jack The Ripper with a stone cold s/o, but has a more emotional / hysterical personality behind closed doors
Yandere Stalker Jack The Ripper x Mercenary GN Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper having a nightmare and getting comforted by Reader
Jack The Ripper x Demon Reader Headcanons
Submissive Jack The Ripper x Dominant Reader (NSFW)
Jack The Ripper fucking a reader wearing his clothes (NSFW)
Jack The Ripper x Wednesday / Morticia Addams Reader
Jack The Ripper x Alice Madness Returns Reader
Jack The Ripper finding out his s/o is pregnant
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Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader
Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader (Part 2)
Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader (Part 3) 
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Jack The Ripper x Male Reader Fluff
Jack The Ripper x Tired and Depressed reader
Jack The Ripper x Perv Reader 
Cultist Jack x Savior Reader (NSFW)
Modern Father Jack and Daughter Reader get sent to the realm of Record of Ragnarok, meeting the other Jack, and Hlökk. 
Jack The Ripper x Yoriichi Reader (Reader is self conscious of their scars)
Jack The Ripper x Yoriichi Reader (Jack gets jealous) 
Jack The Ripper x Stressed Devil Reader
Jack The Ripper giving head (NSFW) 
Heracles Works:
Heracles x S/o who fights on the Human side + Hermes and Odin
Heracles x S/o who fights on the Human Side (Part 2) + Hermes and Odin
Heracles x Chubby and Insecure Reader + Jack The Ripper and Hermes
Raiden Tameemon Works: 
N/A yet. 
Shiva Works: 
Older Brother Shiva and how he would react to you being cheated on + Buddha and Thor
Buddha Works:
Yandere Buddha + Zerofuku
S/o with sharp mood swings
Older brother Buddha and how he would react to you being cheated on + Thor and Shiva
ZeroFuku Works:
Yandere Zerofuku + Buddha Headcanons
Qin Shi Huang Works:
N/A yet. 
Hades Works:
N/A yet. 
Nikola Tesla Works:
Nikola Tesla Fluff Headcanons
Beelzebub Works: 
Beelzebub x Immortal Reader 
Hermes Works: 
Hermes x S/o who fights on Human Side + Heracles and Odin Headcanons
S/o who fights on Human Side (Part 2) + Heracles and Odin Headcanons
Chubby and Insecure Reader + Jack The Ripper and Heracles Headcanons
Odin Works:
S/o who fights on Human side + Heracles and Hermes
S/o who fights on Human side (Part 2) + Heracles and Hermes
Loki Works:
N/A yet.
Ares Works:
N/A yet. 
Heimdall Works:
N/A yet.
Adamas Works:
N/A yet. 
Valkyrie Works:
N/A yet. 
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luxthestrange · 8 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#149...Nosey Fam-
Adam*In your room and came to ask if you wanted a rematch over smash bros to find some books in your bed*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...
Adam*Raises brow*...Why would my darling princess have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...
Slowly...VERY slowly Adam realizes what this could imply...what his favorite child may...have done...
Adam*The horror hits too fast and he runs out of your room through the hallways with the Valkyries...who are thrown off seeing their father run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!
Adam is seen running at full speed while screaming, shocking...SEVERAL known of the human fighters...then past the gods...neither humans nor gods have EVER seen Adam act like that and many were worried what could have scared him
Adam*Running STILL at Full speed around the arena to find the individuals he knows he should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?!?!
Eve*Was having a talk with Hera over the phone, watching Cain and Able play on their gameboys*!?!
Cain & Abel:!?!
Adam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER!?!
Eve, Cain & Abel* All three of them drop what they were holding *....Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!
The whole family(Tho Eve and Abel screaming with happiness-Adam and Cain screaming in horror): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!
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....Adam is on the hunt-
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Kirby toddler reader! She’s so small and pink as she crashes down from Space to the Earth with her Star spaceship, which is how she got to the tournament in the first place.
Everyone’s just very confused at what a small baby is doing here, who can’t talk very well, only saying her own name and slowly being able to pronounce other words too. They’re also not sure what she even is since she’s definitely not human. (Kirby eats ANYTHING) so maybe they figure that out when they witness reader eating Brunhilldes disgusting pies in one bite.
(Even cuter if reader floats at one point since Kirby can do that)
-As Ragnarok’s first round was about to start, Lu Bu and Thor sizing each other up, knowing in an instant that the other was strong, nobody was expecting a party crasher.
-A glint in the sky high above was all that some people saw before Zeus shouted for the two fighters to look out and they looked up, seeing a star shaped spaceship crashing down.
-Both were able to avoid the impact, which destroyed a large part of the arena grounds, and as the smoke cleared, nobody was expecting to see a cute little pink… something to come out of the ship.
-You were so tiny and so adorable as you fell out of the ship, front flipping out and landing on your rear, “Poyo!” everyone was wide-eyed, stunned by that they were seeing before you opened your eyes as Thor and Lu Bu approached.
-You weren’t afraid, immediately beaming up at them, “Poyo!” and quickly the tournament was put on hold.
-Thor wasn’t sure what to make of you, as you sat on his lap, all the gods and human warriors meeting together to meet you, you were definitely not human, but you weren’t a god either.
-Loki was poking at your belly and you giggle loudly, looking so cheerful, so carefree, it made many of them melt almost instantly and you were quickly being passed around, being introduced to everyone.
-You were passed to Odin and his beard made you sneeze, and you shocked everyone once again as you started to float, a side effect of your sneeze, but you didn’t look bothered at all, floating around, having fun.
-Your spaceship was recovered from the arena and Beelzebub and Nikola were the ones assigned to inspect it, finding the technology inside it unlike anything they had seen on earth or in Valhalla.
-Loki was trying to help you say his name, something you had a bit of trouble with, making them think that you were only a baby, as you could only say, “Lolo!” which many thought was adorable.
-When your stomach suddenly rumbled, showing that you were hungry, Brunnhilde brought you some of her pies, which quickly had most everyone reeling away, appalled by the smell of it.
-You lifted your little arms, “Poyo!” before you opened your mouth and like a vacuum, a whirlwind surrounded the four pies, pulling them towards you and you inhaled them, pie tin and all, shocking all of them.
-Your mouth closed as soon as the last pie disappeared and you plopped down on your rear, smiling brightly at Brunnhilde, “Poyo-poyo!” she could tell that you were thanking her and she smiled warmly, happy that you liked her pies.
-Her joy was short lived, as it was quickly proven, unintentionally with a couple of chairs and several glass cups, that you could and would eat anything, as nothing would cause you any damage or make you appear any different.
-It was like you didn’t need normal food to feed yourself, you could eat anything, which did cause some headaches, as you did inhale some things that you should have, like weapons, but they were quick to learn your quirks and tried to not only teach you but encourage you to only eat actual food items.
-Your new family, as they had put aside their difference, not wanting to make you sad, as you had grown close to all of them, treating them so gently, like how a child would treat a parent, and they all agreed to cancel Ragnarok and work on fixing things, to prove to you that they were good role models for you.
-You were just happy to spend time with your newfound friends!
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sc101949 · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok fans who rp rise up ‼️‼️‼️
I made a Record of Ragnarok rp server! There’s so few good active ones so if you’re looking for an aesthetic one w/ an active owner and a lot of open characters, this one is for y’all.
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