#tim jerkowski

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I know that this might be considered impolite, but there's like six days left to reach the milestone and I'm excited and desperate.

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If you don't know who this is, you mightve heard someone mention an 8 hour long video about victorious or iCarly, and he's that guy.

He's made a four hour video about the popularity and fall of Fred Figglehorn, he's made two videos about iCarly at 5 hours and 3.5 hours respectively, he's made two Victorious videos at 5.5 hours and 8 hours each, and three Sam and Cat videos at 5, 6.5, and 9.5 each.

If he reaches a million (I believe by the end of 2023), he will make videos about Drake and Josh and Zoey101.

So if you will... please.

He makes more than just that btw, he has other stuff. I really liked his videos about the bee movie and slenderman. He just gets and deserves a lot of credit for his nickelodeon projects

I'm tagging Starkid stuff because guess what? He's talking about Henry Danger in the newest Sam and Cat video. And as you might know, there's a character named Tim Jerkowski played by Joey Richter in it. And Quinton has mentioned him, so I'm now legally allowed to tag starkid stuff.

Please don't get mad at me for tagging that stuff because of such a small mention, I'm just very excited about all this stuff, and it already seems like starkid fans would enjoy his videos. They're very indepth and interesting and I love even learning about the shows that I've never watched, like Henry Danger or Game Shakers. I've never watched anything Fred Figglehorn related, but his video The Reign of Fred Figglehorn is probably one of my favourites. So, even if you haven't seen Victorious or iCarly or Sam and Cat, you can still enjoy his Nickelodeon series.

I will say, as a side note, I think that the nerds from npmd would enjoy these videos and offhandedly suggest them to Steph, and she'd always be like '9 hours? Nah fam.' And then she'd watch them and run to Pete, Richie and Ruth and say that they were really good and interesting.

[jadelion]

Okay okay okay wait stop listen

I was watching Quinton Reviews' newest video and it brought something to my attention:

Ted Spankoffski alternate ending

[ender-of-the-sender]

CHAT HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING

TIME JERKER

TRY TELLING ME THAT ISNT THE MOST TINKY DEVOTEE!TED NAME YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

IM NOT SAYING THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THERE

BUT I'M NOT NOT SAYING THERE DEFINITELY COULD BE SOMETHING THERE

Edit: I've just did some research on this guy and his real name is

TIM JERKOWSKY

They had to know. They fucking had to. This has Tinky written all over it. Alternate universe Ted?? Im sorry. i cant. i wont shut up what the actual fuck.

[iisthings]

Joey Richter who played Time Jerker/Tim Jerkowski

Joey Richter who later also played Ted Spankoffski, victim of the time bastard

Screenshot taken from this video

[smytherines]

Thoughts?

Yessss I love it. Although the thought that immediately comes to mind is "smyjerker" on account of my first husband, Tim Jerkowski

[mansion-of-haunts]

quick theyre asleep post characters that maybe three people know who they are

spreading the officer petey and tim jerkowski brothers agenda. tim used his one call to call petey so now he has to bust him out of jail right before a show

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

⌚️Tim Jerkowski⌚️

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✨-🖤-✨

⌚️-⌚️-⌚️

[chailattehotte]

I... Is the “Joey’s other characters are secretly Ted” phenomenon spreading to the world outside of Starkid now?

[graceschasity]

I know absolutely nothing about Henry Danger but what the fuck Joey's character really is just Ted with a slightly different name

[awigglycultist]

WAIT WAIT

Okay okay we all know the werid ass coincidence of The Time Jerker aka Tim Jerkowsky in Henry Danger and Ted Spankoffski aka The Time Bastard from Hatchetfield.

But I'm looking through the time jerker wiki (and this is fandom so like its not super trustworthy but whatever) and he was apparently originally called the time bandit. Fucking. Bandit.

[hatchetfieldtheories]

Ridiculous Hatchetfield Theories - Masterlist

A link to all of the Ridiculous Hatchetfield Theory submissions so far.

(Mostly for my own sanity as tumblr tagging is atrocious and I can never find anything)

Emma is another Paul clone

Unicorns roam Hatchetfield streets at night

Man in a Hurry is John McNamara

Hannah is secretly a lord in black

Zoey is a clone of Melissa

Chorn is all of the Lords in Black

The MAMD... beings... exist in the Black and White

Hidgens is a Lord in Black

Bill is the Space Bastard

A tiny little Paul is in every Wiggly

Mr.Davidson is just Sam in disguise

Ted has a thing for Gary Goldstein Attorney In Law

Paul and Deb are siblings

Wilbur is the main character of Hatchetfield

Ted's moustache is drawn on with a marker, but after the apotheosis, the hive made it real.

Emma is secretly the Greenpeace Girl

Tim is actually Hannah

Woolly - the additional Lord in Black

Each universe that sparks a different timeline or alternate universe is actually one of Wiggly’s nipples

Ethan is a cyborg sent to spy on the Fosters

CCRP is controlled by Chimera

Linda and Gary are Paul and Emma from another timeline

Ted is Hidgens

Melissa is secretly the big boss of CCRP

Carol Davidson is actually a Paul clone

Cornwallis is the Lords in black and Webby's father

The Lords in Black are born from a Space deity who's hooked up with McNamara (who is Time) and Tinky is their child.

Zoey and Melissa are the same person

Charlotte and Becky are twins

Charlotte is Colonel Schaeffer undercover

The Watchers With a Thousand Eyes from Trail to Oregon are just Blinky.

Peanuts the squirrel is actually Jane in a different Hatchetfield universe

Webby is Jane

Paul and Wiggly are one and the same

Paul is an undercover PEIP agent

Linda and Pamela are Emma and Jane's long lost sisters

The Lords in Black live in a run-down neighbourhood of the Care Bears kingdom

MIAH is a magical girl

Cathy, Carol, and Charlotte are all the same person

Greenpeace Girl is a descendant of General Store Guy

Nora is the big boss of CCRP

Tom is short for Tomothy and Tim is short for Thimas

The entire show of TGWDLM was a very elaborate prank pulled on Paul and Emma

Wiggly and Cthulhu are somehow related.

Linda and Emma were switched at birth

Paul Matthews is a descendant of Willabella Muckwab

Peanuts is a spy for Wiggly

The Emma killed by Droid23 became Wiggly

MIAH is secretly Gerald

Ted Spankoffski is Tim Jerkowski

Paul is Tinky

The Hatchetfield Ape-Man is Nibbly

Danny from Smoked is Paul

Wiley is actually Owen from Spies are Forever

The meteor was actually Pokey's egg

All the Mariah characters in Hatchetfield are Melissa

Peanuts made Becky climb up that tree

Until he was hit by lightning, Hidgens also hated musicals

Paul is Lex and Hannah’s uncle

The Paul clones escaped and became... everyone

After being rejected for an audition, Hidgens hid his love for musicals... until the apotheosis happened.

Melissa and Nora went enemies to lovers

Hatchetfield is the Bad Place

Mouthface from Trail to Oregon is Nibbly

Jingle and Jangle are both Father Time

The Lords in Black are the chickens who survived Emma's bus accident in Guatemala

Dan and Donna are the parents of most of the Hatchetfield kids

Latte Hottay is actually just a drink name

Miss Holloway is Webby

The latte hottie is just not real

Hannah is the child of Webby and a descendant of Willabella Mukwab

Clivesdale loves Hatchetfield

Uncle Wiley is every Joey character in Trail to Oregon

Wiggly chooses to speak uwu and his brothers hate it

Paul is genuinely not nervous and just happy for a little bit

Paul still lives with his parents and it's very important for some reason

Stanley is Paul's older brother

Grandpa is a super powerful being (TTO)

Lex and Hannah are Paul and Emma's kids

Wilbur really is the LiB's uncle

Hannah and Miss Holloway are the same person

Nibbly is Craphole Dikrats

MIAH is a Time Bastard

Hannah and Pokey used to be friends

Tom and Becky are time travellers

Any starkid character with a watch is PEIP

MIAH is Tinky

Jack Bauer is Peanuts

Duolingo Owl is Wiggly

Sam and Gary fathered two of the Monroe boys

Peanuts is Tinky's... wife

Becky Barnes is Cathy's cat

Hannah is an egg for a Lord in Black

Willabella cursed the Spankoffski bloodline

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I can't believe Joey Richter was in two shows that featured people singing against their will.

I mean, I don't think Joey was in that episode. But still.

[awigglycultist]

Kinda can't believe I'm saying this but I watched all the eps of Henry Danger and Danger Force with the Time Jerker/Tim Jerkowski in it and I fucking love Tim

[hatchetfieldtheories]

ridiculous hf theory: ted spankoffski is tim jerkowski

The Hatchetfield/ Henry Danger crossover you've all been waiting for.

Time Bastard...

You’re a masterful criminal

He’d become desperate. Wandering around the labyrinth of the Bastard Box for as long as he could remember.  Every day was the same, just endless wandering.

Except... he had never seen a wall of this maze glow green before. He stopped in front of it, weighing his options.  On one hand, surely anything was better than this never-ending roaming.  But on the other, he’d always been told it was better the devil you know than the one you don’t.

He pressed a hand against the red glow and felt it give way, suddenly he felt the hand being grabbed and he was pulled through.

He arrived back in Hatchetfield, what time or even timeline he wasn’t sure, but what he did know is that he was sat in an alley, a bottle of whiskey in his hand, wrapped in a large coat and hat.

How?

Suddenly Tinky appeared in front of him, looking confused.  The look of confusion turned to horror when he saw that Ted suddenly had his Bastard Box in his hand.

A voice whispered in his mind, and Ted grinned, looking up at Tinky.

“The one who can control Tinky, can control time and space, right?”

Tinky screams and disappears, leaving Ted to explore his new powers.  His large warm coat changing, becoming bright yellow (fitting) and flowy.  His hat changing as his hair grew whisps of yellow and red.

“Well, now you’ve dealt with my brother... would you like to create some chaos?”

Ask: Send me a Ridiculous Hatchetfield Theory and I'll make it make sense