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Will Scarlett has lost his temporary lead in the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Man Melee, so I'm back with screenshots to prove my point that Will is the Hottest Boy in the Land. I normally avoid these types of long posts but I will do anything for my Slutty Merry Boy, so buckle in.
To introduce Will Scarlett—oh by the way here's the link to his whole movie—I think it's important context to know that when we first meet him, Robin is saving a man's life and Scarlett is staring at nothing in particular. His head is empty of thoughts. He looks this way the entire scene. I'm not sure he blinks.
As soon as the danger is over (a danger he did absolutely nothing to help with) he has a chuckle with Robin! Sunshine and laughter and roses!
The next time we see him (which is soon, because this movie loves Will Scarlett too), he is bitching because Robin had them sleep in the woods (???) and he got stabbed in the back by some acorns.
Here he is falling over a log.
Here he is getting smacked with a branch.
HERE HE IS AFTER GETTING SMACKED BY THE BRANCH.
He serves cunt continuously through the entire Little John sequence, and we don't have time for all of my screenshots, so just a quick smattering:
Here he is being hot and unsupportive when Robin decides to fight the biggest guy he's ever seen. (Scarlett literally says "your skull not mine" and then just stands there.)
Here he is getting in Robin's way.
Here he is, picking the hottest pose possible so he can be the bard and play little showtunes while Robin gets his ass kicked.
Oh my goddd fuck me.
Worth mentioning that Little John does loudly identify Will Scarlett as "a pretty fellow" and nobody contradicts this. In a world where all of Robin's men have one personality trait (big, friar, or tiny), Will Scarlett's is Slut.
Once we get out of the Will's Musical Singalong chapter and Robin goes in disguise to the archery contest, Scarlett does too, except whoever told him he couldn't wear his normal Versace didn't tell him what normal people wear because he shows up looking like this.
Absolutely nobody else in the crowd looks like that. That's just what he thinks the Normies are doing.
With Robin captured, you'd think it's time for Will Scarlett to contribute something. Unfortunately he is constitutionally incapable of not serving cunt at all times to the exclusion of all else, so Maid Marian thinks of the plot while he stands by looking really hot.
Here he is serving cunt as a monk. Jesus Christ.
HERE he actually does something during the climatic battle! I had forgotten but he does swing his sword around a little bit. He doesn't actually look hot while doing this which explains why he has never done it before.
i saved this screenshot with the caption "the beatles" and i'm not wrong.
here he is doing new things with blood eyeliner. very brat.
SUCH A SERVE THERE IN THE BACKGROUND AND FOR WHAT
in conclusion, Will Scarlett is a hot hot man who is clever (by his own estimation, never proven within the story) and extremely hot (by everyone else's estimation, proven twenty-seven thousand times over). He serves several different looks in the movie, all of them incredible, and is apparently brought along by Robin just for his charming good looks and lack of thoughts because he's certainly not good at anything else. He is the hero to all of us who want to hang out in this movie but not actually work out or hold a weapon, and the bard that every Sherwood story deserves. Vote Will Scarlett, my legend, my icon, my idiot.
@medievalandfantasymelee
#if you don't have one useless lute-playing merry man who is apparently robin's fuckbuddy bestie is your robin hood movie REALLY legitimate?#also said this in my og post but I love love love that we're given no context for why will is there.#he's clearly rich & fashionable & pals (?) w robin. other than that? who cares! he's so pretty and robin likes having him around :)#will scarlett#the adventures of robin hood#silly times#(for the record i DO believe will is smart i just love how we never see it. i think he might have some strategic purpose#but i think the strategic purpose is giving robin somebody cute to hang out with.)
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#dont think i ever elaborated on this guys lore but basically guy has a bf. leaves his bf to get together w the other dude. ex dies.#becomes a ghost in an abandoned building they used to hang out at. new bf is a youtuber and takes the guy to record there for shits and gig#les. guy finds the ghost and they chat several times. attempts to cheat w the ghost who tells him to fuck off and that he just wanted closu#e. they both move on. the end MUCHO TEXTO#art#my art#oc tag#furry#oc rocco#oc nazareno#oc andre
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rare german sighting. i promise this is funny
#my brother started calling them basilikum und fenchel#i was chuckling the whole time drawing this#i included this dialogue cause he thinks the way del says Not bad pups Is funny#we need a running gag w bas.. so far it was just. Uh.#him moaning and my brother constantly repeating it on the replay feature#and making me RECORD IT#oh and also him thinking bas just signed the wrong contract#and thats why hes in wills team.#and not the. Other reason he didnt know about. lol.#anyway enough of me rambling I simply think its funny when my brother likes my favs enough to joke about them 🫶#metaphor#metaphor refantazio#basilio magnus#fidelio magnus
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making descole and sycamore keychains for myself because why not ^^
timelapse under the cut!
#professor layton#jean descole#desmond sycamore#fanart#professor layton art#art#my art#the background and all that is just for the post im ripping these two into separate keychains as we speak#im actually really happy with these!!!! ive made chibi keychains of my ocs in the past so im glad i still can do that >:3#might also just make other layton charas into chibis if i have the time!!!#anyway turning my deranged archeologist into a keychain bc i miss him so much#also forgot to record the timelapse when i was sketching the design >>#but also i spent like 5 hours on descole alone bc i couldnt get him right i dont think ppl wanna see that ;w;#anyway happy new year everyone!!!! <33
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gregory vanessa and freddy will have content in secret of the mimic no matter how small like to charge reblog to cast
#daily affirmations#coming up on 2 months until it comes out guys#in all seriousness maybe i dont know anything and im copiumpilled but after thinking about sotm for more than 2 seconds#it honestly looks kinda likely we could get something about them even if its tiny#of course itd be tiny but like yknow what i mean. like there's a good amount of evidence and a track record from sw#of them giving us little crumbs for them#and the found footage theory majorly changes everything#sw making a whole game to dump inevitable loose ending plots instead of dragging it out actoss multiple#was a sacrifice but also shows that theyre trying to be ig efficient and go about it the best way??#idk how to explain it yknow what i mean#anyway i have hope lets see what happens#this game is large large scale since we arent getting 2 releases this year it took them the same amoutn of time to make#2 releases to make this gane#so i doubt there will be absolutely nothing in the game esp w/ sw eras whole thing being their future era#like they understand to throw us a bone in every release when its not centered around a character#& the found footage theory EXISTING gives soo much room#like first of all 3 star could get content bc of it. 2nd of all the REASON sw would even make it found footage#pandas.txt#pre sotm#theory
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it’s pretty funny looking back on my perception of isat as i played because it shifted a LOT.
a lot of rambling about my specific experience with the game below the cut lol
starting point was like
- “oh one or two of the people i follow started posting about this game. looks cute. i might check it out sometime so i won’t read anything too closely.”
- somehow dashboard osmosised the info that main character and star person were connected/the same and NOTHING ELSE. info goes to the very back of my mind and is not consciously considered for a very long time
- Secret Sleepover Society posts a VOD of the beginning. eventually get around to watching this long after it’s clear that they’re not doing a full playthrough.
- [gets like 20-30 mins into the first vod] “oh wow i REALLY like the art and humor, this is so incredibly my style. since J&J aren’t finishing it i’m just gonna stop watching now and play it for myself”
- [reads a comment on the SSS vod that says isat is now on the same level as undertale for them] “ooohhhhkay i expect this to be fun and sweet and emotional but. cmon” [press X to doubt]
- intrigued still but become skeptical and guarded in that way where someone hypes something up TOO much to you and you’re suddenly on the lookout for flaws and overaware of your own emotional investment into the thing, like “sure it’s good but is it really gonna be THAT good 🧐”
- “this is probably gonna start out very cute, get ~dark and emotional~ later on, i’m gonna cry at the end (this is not hard to accomplish), i’ll think about it a lot for a week or two, and then i’ll move on and just think about it fondly from time to time :)” (i have not had a hyperfixation this strong in years lmao)
and then it being a “tumblr game” really kept hitting that “on the lookout for flaws” point over and over again. because i’m very aware of the pendulum swing of tumblr trends around storytelling preferences—all those posts like “why do people want characters to talk like they’ve been through 10 years of therapy, everyone should be fucked up & toxic instead” and “not everything needs to be found family. sometimes people are just coworkers/friends/whatever, stop trying to fit every relationship into a familial or romantic box” and “why are these medieval characters listing off their identity labels like they’re on 21st century social media. they would Not have that terminology/level of self awareness”
so i played the beginning kinda going “ehhhh” about how clearly communicative a lot of the characters appeared to be, the big hammer of “HEY THIS IS A FOUND FAMILY. DO YOU GET IT?” during the friendquests (especially with Odile saying it’s weird for an adult to be friends with a child, which i disagree with), the kind of awkward pronoun scene between Loop & Siffrin…i kept squinting at it all, trying to figure out if it worked for me or not in context.
and. it does. with the found family stuff especially, i keep thinking about how earned it feels, how the big friendquest “found family” hammer is like…a fakeout of the real ending. it’s not enough to say the word or play with the aesthetic of family. what does it actually mean to care about someone that much? what lengths are you willing to go to, what wrongs are you willing to forgive? it’s important that it IS family, and not ““just��” friendship or coworkers or mentorship, because the craving for permanence is so deeply etched into Siffrin’s character and that concept is the closest they can get to something that might last. but at the same time, those relationships are the same no matter what name they go by—friendship, family, the word doesn’t matter because the love is there regardless.
i thought Siffrin was gonna be a kinda bland, blank slate character in the beginning! i thought the focus was going to be on all of the other characters, and “Siffrin” was just going to be our unobtrusive player vehicle to interact with them. something along the lines of Slay the Princess, the Stanley Parable, even Undertale itself—the “decider,” Stanley, and Frisk are all characters, technically, information can be gleaned and extrapolated about their personality or background to some extent, but that’s not really the point or focus of the story they’re in. it’s about the situation, it’s about the choices YOU, the player, are making, it’s about the characters you meet and the relationships YOU establish under the player character’s name.
lol. lmao, even.
there’s a Black Sails post i saw a long time before i watched that show, that said something along the lines of, “by the end, a character’s lack of a backstory becomes the most poignant tragedy of them all.” i didn’t fully get what that meant at the time but it sounded intriguing! and now i’m like. YEAH. YEAH MAN. IT SURE IS.
the “blank slate” impression didn’t last long at all, but it’s still wild to me how cleanly all the little elements that gave me that impression in the first place were retroactively justified and made heartbreaking. of COURSE Siffrin says he “didn’t have anything better to do” before joining the party. that’s not a weird, weak cop-out, that’s a lifetime of being adrift and alone hidden behind an amicable smile.
none of the characters are as open and communicative as they appear. not with us, not with themselves, not until they’re pushed to a breaking point. their experiences with gender and identity are grounded in the cultural and religious worldbuilding and aren’t as utopic or shallow as slapping on a label and calling it a day. they’re examined in the context of their world and identity first and foremost, not ours (as much as that’s possible to untangle anyway), and meaningfully conflict and interact with those elements of characterization.
it’s just. man. my expectations weren’t low going in—i fully expected to love it!! it just caught me off guard how layered the writing would actually be.
#mypost#not gonna main tag this since it’s just kind of me documenting my journey w the game#i guess i should add#isat spoilers#though i’ve been TRYING to make the found family point its own post for a long time#it just keeps being an unorganized mess lol#for the record i did get the ‘running away’ dialogue in the secret room#and was instantly SO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING TO SIFFRIN#the ‘blank slate’ idea was long dead by then but that scene really cemented him as actively intriguing and exciting to learn about
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curt and kim being dance partners in all the scenes at the castle is something that is so special to me
#theyre so cute i looooove couples in theatre shows so much#like i know it’s helpful for stage entry and blocking if angela and lauren dance together#and mariah is also on stage left hence the centre pairing w jeff and curt is on stage right the whole time#and jeff in the centre placement so he can quickly grab his sword after the song finishes#and also for practicality reasons of the two of them being able to practice outside rehearsals if they need#but STILL THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO MEEEE#the way they walk off together after neon light as well <3#i wish i had the digital ticket for longer there’s so much background detail i still haven’t picked up on#the costuming in neon light is so good as well I CANTTTT DO THIS I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH#i am so fucking excited for the cast recording to hear all the harmonies in hd#starkid#tilda rambling#cinderella’s castle#cinderella’s castle spoilers
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this is. however. the greatest next-episode-preview in all of bleach. possibly all of anime.
#renji abarai#ichigo kurosaki#at very least this is the no. 1 bleach bit my husband and i like to do#'welcome to the inverted world' and 'it's a secret act that was never recorded' are definitely up there#but 'i am stronger times infinity' is. well. it's just what bleach is about.#we have been doing this for roughly t w e n t y y e a r s. but maybe that's just what marriage is about.#i adore the recent interviews where morita and itou keep talking about how they love being back doing this shit together again#two kings
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realized w how much of a big deal melanie made with the tape recorder last episode that that like... hasn't happened in the protocol verse yet this season. once the archivist left, we reverted back to listening in on everyone using their phones & computer mics while tma is ONLY recorders. it kind of gives the sense that there's something else listening in. they're different eye domains
#tmagp#aster speaks#the magnus protocol#its also interesting bc like tma was so insistant that they couldnt use new tech & so it was bringing back something old#that led to them being listened in#but w tmagp its like just the casual horror of being in an office#your every move is watched. theyre keeping records of what you do on company time#can't even have your phone because your data belongs to them
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daily nagisa till kimikawaii gets an mv: day 1
#i want nagisakun on my doorstep in 10 working days o r e l s e —#ye im doing this nonsense again i miss the dude from gamushara ok—#managed to manifest nagisa mv in 30 days last time so can we beat the record??? (plspslplsplsplspslppls)#the way there isn’t that much good art of him is criminal really#no im n o t touching anime screenshots again this time s h u s h#i’ll resort to manga screencaps again if necessary but no anime screenshots!!!! he looks like a sentient plot device in ‘em. o h w a i t —#back to the gamushara mv screencapping routine i go~~~~~~~~#hoping for about 10 days manifestation like the daily lxl till meoto did (pls)#o k guess i’ll have another way to be utterly insufferable for the forseeable future~~~~ kimikawaii mv soon p l s im beggingnggngngngngggggg#the dude from gamushara#the daily nagisa nightmare
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Lloyd’s the kind of person to be completely silent while everyone is horribly singing Bohemian Rhapsody only to belt out the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in perfect pitch and then fall dead silent again as he went back to like, reading a book or something. send post
#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#bohemian rhapsody#i sometimes wish id never been born at all#headcanons#ideas#jokes#text post#speaking#for the record lloyd the kinda person to be silent as in he protests to everyone he cant sing#or he just doesnt wanna sing so hes just fending them off as they sing#then the line comes and hes like a sleeper agent and sings the line like hes done so a hundred other times#then laugh and brush it off and go back to not singing again#and for the OTHER record#the other ninja are not exempt from this. all of them sing that line like their lives depend on it#except for zane because my boy does not sing unless he has downloaded content <3 hes the one playing the music but he vibes w it#lloyds just the one who has it down like an ART#lloyd also sings 'you shouldve raised a baby girl i shouldve been a better son' from mcr#because he is trans. 2 me. kai also sings out that part with just as much passion. they are shaking hands#and also lloyd was just an mcr kid change my mind
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The problem of poor nutrition among the urban poor was not only of interest to those engaged with industry and labour, but also to militaries—and thus there was also a military impetus behind the project of identifying protein requirements. During the Boer War of 1899-1902 the British military had struggled to find sufficiently tall and healthy recruits: 40-60% of would-be soldiers failed to meet the statutory height requirement (compared with around 10% in 1845) and this was suspected to be the result of poor nutrition in situations of urban poverty. A committee was set up to investigate, and the nutritional scientists they interviewed were confidently able to pinpoint the root of the problem: too little protein, especially meat and milk (although excessive drinking of overly-stewed tea was also considered a major worry). At the same time, it was feared that problems of public health might be a symptom of the “deterioration of the British race” instead of the result of poverty. The two explanations were intimately connected, since meat-eating in particular was increasingly understood as a site of racial difference and imperial superiority. Meat was believed to be necessary for bodily strength and was at least connotatively linked with desirable psychological traits like bravery and rationality; when it was found that certain populations (particularly in the US, Australia and Germany) had particularly high intakes of meat and that many Asian and African populations particularly low, this offered 19th century thinkers one possible explanation of imperial power and domination as a consequence of natural law (“the effeminate rice- eaters of India and China have again and again yielded to the superior moral courage of an infinitely smaller number of meat-eating Englishmen”). In India, distinctions were made between colonial subjects according to whether their traditional diets promoted ‘courage’ and ‘strength’. Rice in particular was condemned for its low protein content and wheat and lentils identified as preferable — but vegetarian diets of beans and grains were still fundamentally poverty diets compared with meat and milk. The ‘ability’ to go without eating meat became a racialised symbol that could be weaponised in conflicts over labour and Asian immigration in the US (“you cannot work a man who must have beef and bread alongside of a man who can live on rice”). Institutions in the colonies offered European scientists opportunities to undertake nutritional experiments on populations “limited neither by unwillingness nor small numbers” which identified increased protein (meat, dairy, and possibly wheat) consumption as a means of improving the yield of colonial labour; thus the development of nutritional science was both informed and facilitated by racist-colonial beliefs. That said, it is hard to untangle racial from nationalist motivations here, as meat-eating also played a role in competition between western nations: the USDA saw evidence of US national superiority not just in the “starvation diets” of India and China but also in the fact that US protein recommendations were higher than those issued by European scientists.
Blaxter, T., & Garnett, T. (2022). Primed for power: a short cultural history of protein
#usa#england#info#my posts#not my usual type of post. but important to remember nowadays#highlighting circling underlining and drawing arrows pointing to ''rice in particular was condemned''#the paper mentioned the asian (primarily chinese) immigration to the us#also at the time the uk was sending ''indentured workers'' from primarily india to a bunch of different colonies#and they were working under pretty horrible conditions. so the same things happened w/ them#(fun fact nicki minaj of all people's grandpa was one such worker. her last name is maraj which comes from maharaja)#will also add wrt ''what americans/australians/germans were eating'' usually only white peoples'/majority's diets were recorded#added info in reblog
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he said smrh here i just dont remember..... naahhhhh im KIDDIJG IM KIDSING HE SAID--
"OHHH RIGHT! your ticket... of course! i didn't forget! ↳ "And The Winner Is...";; ep. 36
#.gif#dude thats my ghost!#GOT THE RHYTHM IN ME WHEN YOUR MIND IS FREE!!!#YOYOOYOOO WE R BRINGING BACK THE ORANCH BUT NO SUNKIST! THIS TIME ITS FANTA FOR FFFFFFFFFANTASTICALLY FFFFFFFFFANTASMICALLY FFFFFFFFANTASTI#sit down w me do u ever hear a song thats so bjc coded#but U CANT ADD IT TO UR PLAYLIST CUZ THE RECORD LABEL MADE IT UNAVAILABLE IN UR REGION SO NOW U GOTTA PULL UP TO SAIDRECORDCOMPANYAND#WHEREIS THE JUSTICE????#'i love myself' by the wannadies.....u WILL make it to my playlist one day..... ill have u..... one day.......#this post was supposed to b abt dj bj let me lock the fuck in#assuming that he can work a disc w his dawgs u think he ever gets cramps? itd b so funny ITD B SOOOO FUNNNNNYYYY#THIS IS SERIOUS#dtmg
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I really like how in s3 they made an active effort to show how Hannibal really did live in his mind palace as much as he could while in the BSHCI.....absolutely devastating
#i think about this a lot#like man. he really did retreat into it#i also think about will asking him if he could live like that a lot#when they're burning all his records in the fireplace#i feel like it was partially a way for will to assuage his own guilt#that he could put hannibal in prison and know that it wouldnt destroy him#he wouldnt be happy - maybe not even content but. he could cope w the lack of freedom#making himself feel better abt the decision he was still contemplating doing#i wonder also if will would've visited Hannibal in prison if he did get put away in s2#he didnt visit him in s3 until the end but...there was more between them then#for better or worse#s2 was a strange time where they were both so close w a veil between them#and also abigail being alive would've altered things drastically#anyway#off course#i like that he lived in his mind palace as he said he would#gut wrenching to see my pookie like that#she had it coming tho#whats that one post#free my man#he did all of it but#free him#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter
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(bad) translation for the dutch flashing on the screen because it’s funny to me
’actually he says that the dutch drip more than the english. that’s love man dec’
‘awh already mates <3’
#the video on instagram was awful quality so i screen recorded it for you guys <3#ziggo doesn’t work outside of the netherlands half the time#which is a shame bc the segment w jurrien is cute#but there’s also no subtitles either#anyway thank you ziggo for the declanjurrien content#declan rice#arsenal fc
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