guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun.
first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
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ATLA x Hermitcraft (+empires and life in the future)
i think it would be kinda cool if Scar uses his earthbending to move around
joel maybe a part of the royal family? he just kinda gives off those vibes
etho and gem have to be siblings i mean c'mon
any suggestions for the other hermits/lifers/emporers and their bending would be appreciated! - i've put more of the au in the comments if you'd like to see it!
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A NEW BABY!
VERY quickly sketch, probably will not be the final design but I will spread my children propaganda all I can-
A few head canon :]
-Tom is an hybrid enderman and demigod (because you know- Joel and all)
-He don't have a lot of power, some of the basic enderman and plus they cry iron (because of the railway Jimmy's used)
-He has a spot of golden hair in his very curly hair because of Joel golden block
-He start cry every time he see Joel close to him and love Jimmy very much
-And last Hermes always stop the rain where Tom is because they is scared that their dear little brother might ger hurt :[[
(Also he got golden freckles, I don't know of it's noticeable enough lmao)
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It's been a while since I've shared an AU but I have a lot of thoughts about Skizz and Joel joining hermitcraft and I've decided to turn it into G/t.
So basically, Skizz and Joel are joining hermitcraft but something goes wrong. Everyone is starting in a circle for the start of the season but their two newest memebers are nowhere to be seen. Everyone is confused and more than a bit worried when messaging them yields no results.
Meanwhile, Skizz and Joel wake up in a field, only a few inches tall and with no memory except their names and a vague sense of familiarity towards each other.
Because of their memory loss, they reasonably assume they have always been that size and decide to set up a small base in a tree and try to avoid the giants of the server at all costs.
Of course, eventually they get found and caught and a lot of misunderstandings come about it. Because even though these people feel familiar, it's hard for both Skizz and Joel (mostly Joel) to believe they are telling the truth.
Have a little snippet of something I wrote for this! This takes place after Skizz and Joel are caught a second time. (Also, they refer to themselves as borrowers because that is what they believe they are).
Joel held out his sword and as the giant hand came toward him he slashed at it, sending it reeling back. “Ow! Joel!”
Before Joel could react again, Grian’s other hand came at him and knocked him over, holding him down against the dirt. Joel felt the wind get knocked out of him for a brief moment before he struggled to try and get away.
“Grian! Stop, you’re going to hurt him!” Joel heard Gem cry as Joel realized he wasn’t able to get his hands or sword free.
“It’s fine Gem, it’s not like I’m using my full strength.” Grian answered back and Joel froze in his struggle. Realization crashing down on him that, yeah, this wasn’t even close to the giant’s full strength. It was probably barely even any sort of strength to the giant. And yet, Joel couldn’t free himself, because even when the giant was barely using any of his strength, Joel was nothing against him.
He deflated, knowing he was trapped. Knowing he was caught once again.
“Are you done?” Grian asked from above. Joel didn’t dignify him with an answer but he felt the hand around him curl in on him anyway and soon he was being held in a fist and lifted high into the air. He gave a half attempt to try and pull out the arm holding his sword but it was still trapped within the grip.
Joel tried to look at anything but the giants surrounding him, finally noticing that Skizz also seemed to have gotten caught. Though instead of being held in a fist like him, Skizz was being cradled between two hands by Impulse. The two borrowers shared a look, with Skizz looking sympathetic towards the situation Joel had found himself in.
“We really are just trying to help you. And Skizz.” Grian tried but Joel didn’t want to listen.
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Haven't done anything empires in a while, so I decided to draw my favorite wooden demigod, Hermes! (Featuring him as a Real Boy!)
Full page and small ramblings under the cut!
I really wanna talk about my design, but no idea how to explain it as there's not much lol.
I gave Hermes birth mark like lines where his wooden joints used to be (and gold markings where he may have gotton cut or chipped, the big star shaped one on his chest being where his golden heart used to sit, exposed.) and brown hair for no reason other than I thought it looked good and would make sense.
Also, I gotta mention, despite it already being five months ago, I absolutely adored the finale, especially sausage's???? God, when I went back to watch it to get references I got bulldozed by his last line a whole two times in a row
Like, fym 'this must be what happily ever after feels like.' bro shut up I hate you :,( /j/lh/pos
Oh! Also,
Tiny Mandy Mane lol
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