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with the winter cold and flu season upon us, I wanted to share for my fellow human beings (and especially those of us who make a living with our voices!) my recommendation for dealing with sore throats and laryngitis.
I don't really like name dropping products, but when you're sick sometimes convenience trumps DIYing your way into sustainable practices. thus, the tea blend that I have been drinking like it's water this last week: Traditional Medicinals Throat Coat.
seriously, this stuff is amazing.
I've looked into enough herbal medicine over the years to know that this tea actually does have good shit for throats. licorice root, slippery elm bark, marshmallow root, wild cherry bark, fennel fruit, cinnamon bark, and orange peel (those last for flavor but also for awesome anti-bacterial and antioxidant effects!)
for herbal teas (technically, a tissane if you wanna be fancy with it) you'll want to boil water, pour over the tea bags just off the boil, and let it steep for at least ten minutes. I tend to leave the tea bag in the mug while I'm drinking it. or in the teapot when I make a full pot of it.
see all those roots and barks? to get the good stuff out of it, you need to really steep it for a long while. this isn't a white tea where you're sitting with a stopwatch and pulling the tea after 30 seconds. go long or, I guess, have weak tea?
next step for perfect throat soothing awesomeness: Asian style citron/ginger/honey tea.
you can make your own, or hit the market and buy a big jar. it's basically very thinly sliced lemons, grated ginger, and honey. pack a jar with alternating layers of lemon and ginger, cover with honey, refrigerate, and make it into a tea. put a teaspoon or so in a mug with boiling water, drink it up yum. eat the chunky bits, too.
or, do what I do: add it to your throat coat tea.
seriously, this tea, with the lemon/ginger/honey added? hot damn.
bonus round for extreme voice loss or sore throat: add one teaspoon, or up to one ounce, of whiskey. hot toddy that bitch. not too much of the booze, you're not aiming at tipsy, your goal is to numb the throat, warm the tissues (increased blood flow for healing), and get your throat to stop stabbing you with glass knives when you swallow. just a tiny touch, and I prefer the honey whiskey to the oak blah blah lick a peat bog whiskey. but you do you.
enjoy tasty tea that makes your voice sound better and your throat hurt less.
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Someone on AO3 asked me for writing tips since they want to start writing fics for the first time. I kinda wound up typing out a big ol' eleven paragraph essay of advice but my sister said I should post here so more people can read my tips. So uhh if you're interested in some of the tips and advice I've got, you can read my reply below the cut!
I will definitely say planning is important. I've noticed that if I don't have a decent outline that'll take me from start to finish it's harder to actually write the whole thing and it often winds up an abandoned project - having it even more fully planned is preferable but I often have a few gaps where I'll have to figure out how to get from plot point C to D or whatever, which can be annoying to figure out down the line, hence I recommend getting it as fleshed out as possible first.
Write what you love, that's another big one. Start small if it's intimidating - just like, a oneshot, a scene that you think would be fun to see between some characters you love or something. You could always look up writing prompts if you need inspiration. And, of course, reading is a huge help! I can't imagine being a writer without having read plenty of things myself - and read with the mindset of writing too. Like, reading for enjoyment is great (though since I've been writing since I was like, 12 I think I technically always read with the writer's brain somewhat active LOL) but taking note of things you like about how others write as you read can be really helpful. Like artists using other art styles as inspiration!
Also keep an eye on things like punctuation, spelling, grammar, etc - I'm certainly not perfect at it, but if you make a lot of big errors it can really distract a reader. I like to use Grammarly to help point out mistakes that I missed, but a word of warning, it's not always accurate, so definitely don't just accept everything it says as correct. It mostly helps me to see areas that *might* be wrong so I can see whether or not something actually needs changed. One mistake I tend to see newer writers do a lot is failing to make new paragraphs where they should. So be sure to follow the P rule - new Person, Place, Perspective, Plot point, Point of view, or Period of time are all moments when you should be making a new paragraph. So read up on basic grammar/punctuation/capitalization/etc rules and maybe even look up common mistakes people make so you can keep an eye out for it in your own work!
A trick I've found handy to help with writing characters if you're having trouble keeping them in character is to do a character study. Look at what's happened to them, their personality, and write about the whole thing. From their perspective, preferably. Try to get in their head. What makes them tick? What makes them who they are? What events have shaped them?
When it comes to dialogue, I encourage reading the scenes out loud after you write them. Does it sound natural? Does it sound like something they wouldn't actually say? Reading what you've written out loud in general can help you catch mistakes or areas that don't flow right, and if you've got someone you trust to read to, definitely do that - they might point out areas that don't make sense to a third party reader but only made sense to you because you already knew what you meant.
Don't be afraid to use a thesaurus, but don't get crazy with it unless super wordy purple prose with extravagant language is the style you're aiming for LOL use it where it really counts! Not all synonyms have the same feeling and vibe so keep that in mind when deciding what words to use. And do NOT listen to people who say said is dead. If you try to use a descriptive dialogue tag (aka stuff like mumbled, shouted, cried, sighed, etc) for every sentence it's gonna start sounding super weird. Our eyes and brains tend to skip over "said” because it's so basic. So if you need to make it clear who is talking (and you do want to make it clear so people don't get lost in ten lines of back and forth dialogue while forgetting who is saying what) without trying to figure out a special way that person can talk or some action they can do while speaking just so you're not saying "said", don't worry about it. Said is not bad, it's very useful. Save the dialogue tags for when someone is talking in a specific manner that's important to the tone of the story. If they're upset, make it clear in their voice or mannerisms. If they're extra excited or really angry. Use dialogue tags where you actually have something to get across.
I also advise trying to show not tell. Like yeah, some things need to be outright said sometimes, but there's plenty of ways to show things. Don't say "he was mad" if you can say "his fingers curled, anger blooming in his chest". "Thinking of her dead father made her sad" could be "her eyes started to burn with tears at the very thought of her late father's passing". I also recommend avoiding the extensive character physical description all crammed into one or two paragraphs the moment you meet them fjkfkgkgk you can sprinkle in their appearance over time. In one sentence, you can use something like "her blue eyes met his" and then a paragraph later, "shoving her black hair behind her ears with a huff, she (etc)". Unless it's really important to a character, it's not necessary to know what their entire outfit looks like, you know? Unless it helps show who they are or really stands out. It might be good to mention if it makes it clear what they do for work without having to outright say it, or if it helps paint the picture of their personality or life style. But it's not always needed or important. Learning to cut out stuff that's not actually important to forwarding plot or character growth and things can be really challenging (I try and put those in a different document in case I can use them another time or at least draw inspiration from them) but it is good to eventually learn.
What else... Oh, action scenes, if you ever want to write those, know that the more detailed and descriptive you get, the slower the scene will *feel*. This is something that's really fun actually, once you start to get the hang of it. You can have part of the fight feel like it's flying by so fast, wham bam kick just by keeping it within a few sentences. And then you can draw it out a bit more using more descriptive words and actions for another part of the scene. It's neat to play with the timing of things using that method - which can apply to more than just action scenes, but I feel like it tends to be easier to notice during those.
Also, write literally anything down that you come up with and think, oh that's kind of fun! You might find a place for it somewhere eventually. Don't be afraid to write scenes out of order - you can always tweak them to fit later! I've got a separate document for each story I write that's basically just future scenes or lines I'd like to fit somewhere if I can. Don't think there's no point in writing something down just because it's only one sentence. If it's a sentence you like the sound of, it might come in handy later!
Most importantly, practice a lot and don't be afraid to write badly. Like, it's all just steps towards getting better! Everyone starts somewhere! You might suck at first and that's okay - I can't even begin to express how horrible and cringey my writing was when I first started LOL it was like the kind of fanfic materials you see people making fun of and mocking. But I loved writing so I kept doing it and over time I got better! Just like any craft, unfortunately, it takes time and effort and doing it repeatedly (regularity can certainly help - sometimes I feel rusty if I go long periods without writing a single thing). Writing when inspiration strikes is always great, but sometimes you'll find yourself completely without inspiration, and when that happens, sometimes you just gotta force yourself to put pen to paper or fingers to keys and do it anyway. You can always go back and revise and improve later, or rewrite the entire thing if you don't like it, but something is better than nothing. If you hate what you wrote, ask yourself why and look for what it is you want to improve.
I mean heck, I've been writing for, what, over a decade? And I write stuff all the time that I look at and go hhh yeah,,, not the proudest of that, I could do better, I HAVE done better, etc, so even if it's been a long time you'll probably have those feelings plenty, but I think that just comes with creative hobbies because I certainly feel that plenty about my art too LOL don't get too discouraged though. When you read something that makes you go man, I wish I could write like that :/ my stuff sucks in comparison :/ try to think about what it is that's so good about what you read. What it is that you'd love to emulate into your own stuff. Is it the descriptive terminology? Is it the plot? Munch on it and try to figure out how you can use it to improve rather than just get discouraged about your stuff.
That's all I can really think of at the moment as far as the kind of general, all-encompassing sort of advice goes + some extras I just feel like I've picked up over time that I don't see talked about a ton in general writing advice... But if you have any questions, feel free to reach out! I love writing and I love to see people get into the craft <3
#writing tips#writing advice#writing#babbling#I'm seriously so touched that someone would ask me for advice like wowie#To have my works be loved to the point where someone wants tips from me specifically#I love all my readers so much y'all are seriously the best#Do feel free to drop an ask if you've got questions and I'll do my best to help#I'm no professional but I'd like to think I've picked up things over the ages LOL
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if i see one more person writing "n-n-nervous s-studdering l-like th-this" im killing myself
"well, yknow, if you wanted to write... like, say you're writing studdering, it would.. the best way to write it is, like, if you- or whoever is, like, writing it, uhm, t-to write it more like this?"
the best thing is to read it out loud, see if it makes sense, describe there voice, I.E. fast, breathy, whispery, panicked, quiet, shakey..
k bye
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3 Under-Discussed Writer’s Block Busters
You all know me as an artist, but my first love will always be writing. And writer’s block is REAL.
So I thought I’d throw out a few of my moderately unusual writer’s block busters to help my fellow authors.
Of course, the most common “answers” to writer’s block are:
Just keep writing, even if you don’t want to. (Something is better than nothing.)
Write now, edit later. (Leave your perfectionism at the door.)
Find what makes you most creative. (Play music, write during the same time of day, find good snacks, write in the right setting, and so on).
These are definitely helpful tips—things you 100% want to do whether you have writer’s block or not, but they’re not much use against more stubborn forms of creative constipation.
That’s where my three failsafe fix-its come in. They have always worked for me, no matter the situation.
1. Change your writing method.
Story time! I haven’t been able to write for personal prodjects on a computer for four years—about as long as I’ve been writing and editing for my career. I associate my computer with business—even now that I’m between jobs.
My creativity freezes up whenever I try to work on one of my stories, and I get really distracted. Eventually I end up down a rabbit hole looking up limnic eruptions or different types of crocodiles, having only written a paragraph of a completely unrelated story.
I swapped to hand-writing stuff just after my son was born, and that worked for a long time. I filled several notebooks with some great content (that will eventually be ready for you to read). But then my kid started walking, and I became his favorite chair.
If I have a pen, my kid wants it. And he won’t take a decoy pen. He specifically wants the pen in my hand, so writing when he’s awake is kind of out of the question. (I can only draw when he’s awake because I can balance my tablet on the back of our sofa.) Plus, those of you with munchkins know that you’re generally doing other responsible adult things when the kiddo is asleep, making writing then rather difficult.
I learned I can get a lot of writing done on my phone in the Apple Notes app. It sure beats doom-scrolling Tumblr and is a vast improvement over my retro minesweeper game when I’m spending some quality time in the bathroom. It’s also something I can write with when standing up, sitting on the couch, or hiding behind the baby gate on our stairs.
Can’t get the words out on Google Docs? Switch to Microsoft Word. Getting distracted on your computer? Handwrite your story—in a notebook or even on colorful construction paper. Don’t be afraid to experiment, even across the same story.
2. Get a second opinion.
I have a character floating around my WIPs who’s an absolute blast to write (I can unleash my full punning arsenal), but he’s also an ENFP, meaning we see the world in completely different ways. I often find myself stuck on how he would get out of the really nutty situations he often gets himself into. Thankfully, my ESFJ husband has really strong Extroverted Intuition (an ENFP’s dominant Jungian function), so I can often turn to him and ask, “What would be the dumbest could-work way you’d fix this problem?”
Asking for a second opinion is surprisingly low on most writer’s block fix-it lists, but it is by far one of the most helpful. I’ve been my mom’s developmental story consultant since I could read, and it’s been a great way for her to really churn out the novels. (It’s also a great motivation to finish your story because at least one person will be wanting to read it when you’re done.)
Even if you don’t take someone’s advice, it might still spark something that’ll propel your story forward.
3. Change your story’s direction.
Adapted from The Writing Life by Annie Dillard
Writing, in many ways, is a lot like digging a silver mine. As you rummage around your own head for precious nuggets (those really impactful scenes readers remember forever), you’re setting up a sturdy narrative shaft, using exposition and rising action to fortify walls so your story doesn’t collapse on itself.
Experienced miners know when a shaft isn’t structurally sound. They won’t willingly enter or work on a mine that could cave in on them, gauging the safety of the mine through small clues—clues their demanding boss is completely blind to.
Your creative subconscious is a miner, and you, its employer. While not always, writer’s block could be an early sign that your story is about to collapse. Perhaps you’ve accidentally let a plot hole grow too large to fill with easy edits, or maybe the way you’re taking your story will fall flat, leaving you and your readers unsatisfied. Sure, you can force your creative subconscious to continue, but you’ll end up with a lot of unusable content in the end.
If you think you’re in a mine shaft writer’s block scenario, go back several plot points and start writing in another direction. If that doesn’t work, go back a few more plot points. While doing so may temporarily upset the plans you had for the novel, it will let you continue writing in peace and produce a better finished product.
#lemme know if you want more writing wisdom from a professional editor#hope this is helpful#writers block#writing#writing tips#writers block tips#creative tips#story writing#creative writing#creative process#writing help
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when a fandom person links to their kofi/patreon/etc i always click on the link to go and see how much money they're making doing things that i've stupidly been doing for free
#i know these are the days of Everyone Needs A Side-Hustle but like... it feels odd when it's a fandom thing doesn't it?#because thousands of people do the same thing for free and plenty of them could use the extra cash#but if everyone charged for their fanfic/art (handwave any legalities for a moment) there'd be no fandom at all.#yet professional fans who write official tie-in novels (etc) has always been a thing hasn't it?#so there's always been someone making a career from everyone else's hobby.#i remember someone wanting a living wage for review a tv show and thinking 'but what makes YOUR reviews so valuable?'#'we'd probably miss them if you stopped but we managed just fine before you were doing it so...'#not just fandom i suppose - see also people who want paid for tweeting about things they choose to tweet about.#'pay me for my emotional labour!' maybe stop doing it for free then?#and how many of us could actually afford to financially support every creative type person they like online?#idk maybe i'm just really gullible for not charging £2 per meme and £5 per 2000 words of pornographic fanfiction.#50p per tweet; for an extra 25p i will add an emoji of your choice. don't forget to like comment and subscribe.#ring that bell to be notified of my next upload! today's concerned tweet thread is sponsored by lockheed martin!#i don't even have tumblr tipping turned on (is that still a thing?) why am i like this#the punchline of this post is availble to my higher tier patrons. it is very funny and insightful! for only £20 a month or more!
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‘dress like this if you have this body type!’ and it will be the ugliest least flattering thing you’ve seen in your life. never de-emphasize those hips or hide your shoulders queen
#i’ve gotten genuinely sabotaging ‘style tips’ from professionals before#i will draw all the attention i want to my best features thanks!! stop telling me to de-emphasize shit i like about myself
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What age did you start drawing? And what did you do to help you improve?
You're a big inspiration to me btw!! ^>^
oh god, I was drawing out the WOMB !!!!!!!!! i've been doing it since day one !!!!!! ( the earliest i can feasibly recall drawing is 4-5? ) from the most incomprehensible stick figures to ponies to WHATEVER THE HELL comes out of me now ~ !!! so i imagine the pipeline goes for most artists?
to improve? besides having drawn SINCE the womb? ....practice & study.
i KNOW " just practice " is a tired suggestion when it comes to these questions but i PROMISE, study & continued practice is the ONLY way you're going to get better, so you just have to buckle down & do it & realize changes are not going to happen overnight but it's STILL WORTH IT.
look at professional tutorials, look at non-professional tutorials, look at artstyles you like & analyze what makes you like them / what makes that artstyle trademark, & INTERNALIZE IT. use ALL the elements you like in your art until you equally enjoy what YOU put out & improvement will naturally churn from that, i promise.
also take random popular youtuber art tutorials that are like " NEVER do this NEVER do that " with a hefty grain of salt unless there's a specific style you're going for because holy SHIT art is subjective & there's not really a right or wrong way to go about doing it.
except sometimes there's idiots that tell you the lining tools in your respective art programs are " cheating " or color theft & artstyle theft is real or " don't draw ugly people draw beautiful people when you're starting out because their proportions are symmetrical & anatomically accurate " & i don't think i need to tell you why those are the dumbest things to ever say ever, but don't listen to that.
be SO kind to yourself, be open to criticism if you want help & are able to take it, study references & even trace on occasion ( just don't trace over someone's art & present it as your own work / give credits to the original work ), & try EVERYTHING. & have fun with it; enjoying what you make is so much more important than improving by the end of the day, honestly.
both are obviously important of course but you Need to like what you make first lest you be miserable with yourself.
also bear in mind i'm not a professional, i've never attended an art school, this is all mostly self-taught; this isn't a flex, i'm Telling you that i'm some random unqualified stranger giving you personal tips so please don't hail me as an art messiah with all the knowledge;
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ENJOYING WHAT I DO, I HOPE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO HELP OR SATISFY THEE IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER !!!!!!!
#anonymous#inbox#I think I answered something similar beeeeefore but oh well#AT THE END OF THE DAY I just think liking what you make ranks higher over being ' accurate ' to any degree#so focus on what you like in art & if accuracy is that? go for it & Then consider more professional tips & tricks & learning proportions#you want the tooniest most inaccurate artstyle possible? study what you like in cartoons you enjoy / styles you like & go from there#IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE & NOBODY HAS THE KEY REALLY
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Did you ever go to art school or take adult classes or anything like that? Your art has really inspired me to try getting back into art myself! Love your work and your passion and your versatility! 😻
awwww that's sweet i'm glad to have been a Part of ur artistic journey in a way ✍ Thank you🤗🐎💗 i've heard a few professional things here and there but i think what would help anyone the most is some ' professional ' knowledge on composition. Maybe color too. from some books. mayhaps
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#ask#not that related but i always thought that getting tips and the like from actual regular professional material is so much better than -#- asking accessible artists online for it; like yes it is accessible but the way some artists jsut give advice when never even asked -#- for it is crayz
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So you know how it's Christmas? Yeah I wished for a big loom from my usual website. I got it! Just. It's a tad bigger than I expected.

Kiwi for comparison. (I didn't have a banana.)
#personal#big fuckoff loom here we go!!!#i have no idea yet how to do my usual little tricks on this thing#so we'll see what I can whip up#when the shops are open again i'll definitely go get some thick funky wool to work with this#i am open to tips from the professionals
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The Indispensable Lessons I Learned from Working in Retail
Shaina Tranquilino
February 4, 2024
Transitioning from full-time retail work to a career as an educational assistant at a school was undoubtedly a significant change for me. However, even with my reduced hours in retail, I quickly realized that the valuable lessons learned during my years of working in customer service continue to shape and enhance my professional growth. In this blog post, I will delve into how my background in retail has proven to be an invaluable asset in my current role and beyond.
1. Effective Communication Skills:
One of the key takeaways from my retail experience is the ability to communicate effectively. Whether it's interacting with customers or collaborating with colleagues, strong communication skills are crucial. My time in retail taught me how to listen actively, empathize with others' concerns, and express myself clearly and concisely – all traits that have been invaluable when assisting students with their unique needs and facilitating effective teamwork among educators.
2. Adaptability and Resilience:
Working in retail often meant dealing with unpredictable situations and challenging customers. This environment forced me to learn how to adapt swiftly while maintaining composure under pressure. These skills have proved essential when faced with unexpected situations within the school setting, such as handling emergencies or adapting lesson plans on short notice. The resilience developed through countless encounters with demanding customers has helped me remain calm and focused during high-stress moments.
3. Customer Service Excellence:
Customer service lies at the heart of any successful business, including schools, where parents and students are our valued "customers." My previous retail experience ingrained in me the importance of providing exceptional service by going above and beyond expectations. This mindset now translates into ensuring that every interaction I have within the school community is characterized by attentiveness, understanding, and dedication.
4. Problem-solving Abilities:
Retail work constantly presents challenges that require creative problem-solving skills. From resolving conflicts between customers to finding alternative solutions when faced with product shortages, I honed my ability to think on my feet and find practical resolutions. These problem-solving skills are transferable to my role as an educational assistant and other areas of my life, where I encounter various obstacles daily, such as addressing behavioral issues or adapting teaching approaches to accommodate diverse learners.
5. Time Management:
One of the most valuable lessons from working in retail is understanding how vital efficient time management is. Balancing multiple responsibilities simultaneously while adhering to strict deadlines is a skill developed through years of organizing inventory, handling customer requests promptly, and managing shifts effectively. This proficiency has proven invaluable in juggling the demands of both my school job and part-time retail position without compromising quality or effectiveness in either.
While transitioning from full-time retail work to a career in education was a significant shift for me, it's clear that the experiences gained during my time in retail continue to shape and enhance my professional growth today. From effective communication skills to adaptability, resilience, and problem-solving abilities, the lessons learned have seamlessly integrated into my educational assistant role, providing me with a unique perspective and a well-rounded skill set. Embracing these learnings has not only enriched my interactions with students but also empowered me to excel in various aspects of life beyond the workplace.
#retail revelations#Customer service wisdom#Workplace learning#Shop floor insights#Retail life lessons#Customer interactions#Retail reality check#Professional growth#Customer service#Service industry#Retail reflections#Job experience#Customer connection#Adaptability in retail#Retail as a steppingstone#Retail challenges#Lessons from the sales floor#career development#Retail success tips#Workplace wisdom#Behind the counter#Retail reality#Every job has a purpose#Career insights#Service industry success#Approach customers#Teamwork in retail#Adaptable professionals#Life on the shop floor#Retail skills
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degrading ability to spell, type, and think of appropriate words is a strange indicator of migraine to me that i cannot think too much about because that's scary. but also i guess drs are trained to not show 'that's scary' so they don't freak patients out but i feel like some things could use a bit of 'that's scary' from a medical professional. for me personally.
#this may be the autism but when i talk about stuff like 'i only have energy to leave the house once a week and sometimes i can't#type proficiently because my brain is melted and this was happening most days (pre-migraine treatment)' they are just like#*writes it in the notes*. NO-ONE has been like 'OH that sounds like a challenging thing to deal with! how is that affecting your life?'#and okay that's fine i'll do the bringing of 'how that is affecting my life' so they can appreciate the scale of the issue from my pov but#i guess the validation of a professional would be nice :P and preferably some freaking TIPS OR TREATMENTS.#without me having to do all the leg work. but that's fine. that's okay. i'll do the legwork. i can make things better and i can present#a plan to a dr like 'so here's the info i have how does this treatment plan sound to you' if i must.#i do feel like i am perhaps though. as the one with no medical training. not the best suited for suggesting how to diagnose and deal with#the medical problems though. u know. much to consider.
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Resume writing Tips For Jobseekers
https://jobcalls.in/resume-writing-tips-for-lucknow-job-seekers-impress-employers-with-your-profile/
#job#jobs#jobsearch#best jobs#job interview#career#lucknow#jobs from home#resume#resume writing services#resume builder#resume making services#resume writing tips#resume templates#job hunting#employment#job search#professional resume writing
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guys help should i get another color when i get a new hair dye
#i feel so attached to the orange but i think its time#also its just my tips lol so#i wanna do a real drastic change when i have my hair bleached entirely thats why im kinda hesitant sjdjsf#idk when im getting a haircut tho. hopefully soon#although i wanna do the next bleaching professionally but i still have bleach from the last time :-/ so idk lol#jo.txt
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Okay, so. Yesterday, my spouse's cat (my beloved, furry stepdaughter) was suddenly very sick. Spouse had the car on the opposite end of the state for work, so I walked down the road to the local vet. Unfortunately, she needed to be rushed to the emergency vet in the next town over, so I had to order an Uber and cross my fingers.
Enter Donald, a gay Puerto Rican man who rolls up in an electric Kia with a rainbow Zelda shirt. I know he is Puerto Rican because that is the theme of his car's decor. He's probably in his late forties. He's gushing over the cat but his demeanor changes when I tell him how sick she is and how I need to get her to the ER. He solemnly informs me, "I'll take care of it," and RIPS out of the parking lot of my building.
Dude is flooring it. The entire time he is sending his husband text-to-speech messages about, "Going to the vet, do you want me to go in and talk to them?" He informs me that he actually needed to go speak to the vet at this clinic anyway--his dog who he just had to put down yesterday went there for renal failure treatments--and that "fate brought us together." He tells the cat to hang in there, that, "Girl, I will take care of you."
He turns on his emergency blinkers. He's weaving through traffic like he used to professionally race. Any gap he sees, he takes it. It is terrifying but I am in awe.
We get to blocked traffic because it is rush hour. He asks me if I trust him. I tell him, "I guess I have to in this situation," and he nods and swings into the shoulder, guns it, whips around the traffic, and takes off on a side road. The GPS means nothing to him. He knows exactly where he's going and he is beating the traffic jams for the sake of the cat. She can't wait.
When we pull into the vet clinic, he goes in with me. As my cat is taken in, he asks me if I want to see pictures of his late dog. He shows me a picture of a chihuahua in a bow tie and it is the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen. He tells me how his husband is a dog trainer and the dog had been around the world, and that this vet is a good one and my cat will be fine.
I compliment his shirt and he nods like Arnold at the end of Terminator 2. Then he just marches out the door.
Anyway. The cat is staying overnight at the emergency vet but seems to be doing fine aside from not wanting to eat. Apparently, this is a $2.5k case of "your cat has a cold and is constipated, and what you thought was respiratory distress was her gagging on snot while nauseous." We pick her up sometime today.
Wherever you are, thank you, Donald. My spouse left you a tip higher than the cost of the trip because you are awesome and your dedication to our cat was inspiring. 10/10, I would endanger myself on the road with you again.
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Hey, random writing tip: Instead of having something be a ridiculously unlikely coincidence, you can make the thing happen due to who this particular character is as a person. Instead of getting stuck on "there's no logical reason to why that would happen", try to bend it into a case of "something like this would never happen to anybody but this specific fucker." Something that makes your reader chuckle and roll their eyes, going "well of course you would."
Why would the timid shy nerd be at a huge sketchy downtown black market bazaar? Well, she's got this beetle colony she's raising that needs a very specific kind of leaf for nest material, and there only place to get it is this one guy at the bazaar that sells that stuff. Why would the most femininely flamboyant guy ever known just happen to have downright encyclopedic knowledge about professional boxing? Well, there was this one time when he was down bad for this guy who was an aspiring professional boxer...
I know it sounds stupidly obvious when written out like this, but when you're up close to your writing, it's hard to see the forest for the trees. Some time ago I finished reading a book, where the whole plot hinges on character A, who is 100% certain that character B is dead, personally getting up and coming down from the top rooms of a castle, to the gates, at 3 am, to come look at some drunk who claims to be this guy who died 17 years ago. Why would A do that, if he's sure that B is dead?
Because he's a Warrior Guy from a culture of Loyalty And Honour, and hearing that someone's got the audacity to go about claiming to be his long-lost brother in battle, there is no other option than to immediately personally go down there to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy. Who then turns out to actually be character B, after all.
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You have so many cool websites all set up. So fancy. So professional. I might need u to teach me ur ways.
AHEEMHEMM..... THANK YOU :3 i merely Dabble in web design for now (& tbh most of my method is just personal preference) so im not sure how much i can teach but carrd is a good beginner website builder since its a drag n drop style editor (& Free (with limits))!
a lot of my design philosophy boils down to personal style + "will this suck for other ppl to read & if so, how do i fix that" & thats important to think abt if you want ppl to actually Look at your site. you can only get so silly with fonts & colors before nobody can read anything & they just click off. theres probably a lot more to it but you can ask for specific advice when you want it ^_^
#like its not a Crime to have an illegible website if ppl are just going all in on personal style but its important to know ppl Wont Read It#if the font is hard to read or the text blends with the background theyll just leave#same goes for if they cant find the info theyre looking for. for smth like comms youll want everything to be Very Easy to find#i personally dont like when ppl have their prices totally separate from any examples. i think having them together makes it easier-#-to visualize what exactly you can get for the prices listed. not putting any examples with the prices feels weird to me#ahem. anyway yeah main tips are just to make sure everything is clear & legible but dont be afraid to have some personal flair!!#a website doesnt need to be Boring to look Professional !!#ask :)#gummy buddy 💜
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