#tipsy scales posts

[tipsy-scales]

Wore Ouji to another lolita meet. We took these after the meet, but I had so much fun today!

lolita continues to be challenging because I’ve found I only like very specific looks. I continue because I love meeting with the community and I love the ideas behind the fashion, but putting together a technically perfect coord doesn’t mean I’ll necessarily feel right in it which is? Sort of difficult to deal with? I was resistant at first to trying ouji, but so far my favorite looks ever have been ouji—even if my outfits are intentionally not as frilly as they could be. This one took a while to get right, but I’m really happy with it.

All the pieces are from my regular wardrobe which I’m pushing the limits with so I should prob get some new pieces for next time I wear ouji.

[clandestineivory]

POST THE HOLLYTAYA HCS ANYWAYS PLEASEEEEE. PLEASEEE💔💔💔/nf

ong I wish I still had them in drafts but I accidentally deleted them the moment I posted them...but I'm gonna try recreate my former post

Hollytaya Headcanons

Summary: Fuck-ass hollytaya headcanons that I redo because they had potential and I deleted them because it wasn't what the requestor was asking for

CW: N/A

a/n: they're so old I love them, also beta read btw

Mkay, first things first, these two LOVE competing against each other. Whether it be in sparring, or drinking, or who can eat the most Dragonhead Stew…And they bicker. A lot. Mostly Pitaya.

Pitaya is SUCH a bragger when it comes to having Hollyberry as a partner. God forbid they meet up with one of the other Dragons and an offhanded mention about the Hollyberry Kingdom becomes a whole rant about how good of a rival and sparring partner she is or how she's unbearable but has some good moments (they mention a lot of good moments, actually…)

Ofc Hollyberry gave Pitaya a challenge when it came to drinking berry juice. Obviously she won, but Pitaya was somewhat close to winning by having the bright idea to drink two at once (they became blackout drunk and had to be dragged into Hollyberry's bedroom)

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Another party, another silly and totally goofy competition that ended with a tipsy, tail-dragging Dragon and an unreasonably proud Queen Mother. Twelve glasses for Hollyberry Cookie, and for Pitaya Dragon Cookie... ten. Progress, if you could call it that. So close, but so IRRITATINGLY far.

"Pitaya Dragon! Look at you, almost keeping up with me this time. I'm actually impressed," Hollyberry said with a smirk, watching the Dragon Cookie stumble beside her, still swaying. "Come, let’s get you to rest. You’re probably feeling a bit too warm, huh? A bit too... humid for your scales?"

Pitaya let out a disgruntled hiss, wobbling a bit on their feet, hands flailing to find something to grip onto. "Stop talking... ssso loud, you're hurting my ears... nnngh... it'sssss too hot. I want our room," they slurred, grabbing her arm for support.

Hollyberry’s eyes twinkled with amusement. She scoffed and then, with a dramatic grunt, scooped them up with ease, throwing a playful chuckle over her shoulder. "Oh? You want my room, huh? Well, I suppose I can give you a lift, you giant lizard."

"Ack! Don’t jostle me around! I’m not just a sssack for you to toss, you feeble little-" Pitaya's words were cut off with a long sigh, shoulders sagging in defeat. "Alright, fine, I admit it. You win, Hollyberry Cookie... You win the drinking contessst."

Hollyberry grinned, her arms effortlessly supporting the now-dazed Dragon. "Aww, look at you. You’re getting better with every round. Maybe next time, I’ll let you take the crown."

Pitaya mumbled something under their breath, but the warmth of Hollyberry’s arms was enough to make them forget the sting of defeat...for now, anyway.

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Royalberry Cookie is literally their son and y'all can't take that hc away from me, I LOVE the headcanons where he has fangs and that's also how Tiger Lily Cookie has fangs too

Pitaya likes really hot temperatures, but humid environments are NOT it. Like sure, they'll take lava and boiling liquids, but weird bugs and humidity? No. They don't really like the jungles in the Hollyberry Kingdom for that reason.

And yes I will talk and say that Pitaya and Hollyberry have kissing battles like it's a warzone and they're trying to get every bit of territory (it's actually super silly and sweet but Pitaya treats it kinda seriously. They're a bit of a biter, y'know.)

yes I am bringing this screenshot here because it fits them so well y'all can beat me for that but idc I'm living my truth

"Affectionately drunk divorced and rivals but not really" couple my beloved

[munnmolads]

Was Rafayel actually captured by Ever? - Theory and Analysis

Especially after Death & Rebirth, a lot of fans are speculating if Rafayel was actually captured and experimented on by Ever. What does the game lore say about it? Spoilers for all of game's lore up to end of Death & Rebirth, including Rafayel's Anecdotes and World Underneath stories as well as some of this memories.

A quick note: I have to be honest, if it would be true in the game that Rafayel was captured by Ever, I might not like that for his story. I want to make it clear that even though this theory is getting popularity, my bias might be affecting how I'm reading lore for this theory and I'm trying to actively keep an open mind to every aspect. I don't mean to be a debbie-downer for anyone who enjoys this theory and wants it to be true! It's a fascinating theory and I can see why people believe it and for a while, I did too.

Lemurians are being hunted for experiments

We know from Siren's Song Anecdote and Micro Universe World Underneath story that Lemurians are actively being used as a experiments and their blood and scales are being harvested by Gaia Research Center.

I have theorized earlier that Raymond from Chapter 2 of Under Deepspace was using these Lemurian cells to extend his lifespan. It's not that hidden lore, but if you're curious about seeing those experiments hinted at in the game.

There's no doubt about Gaia Research Center being involved in these experiments, but was Rafayel captured at some point?

Now - I have to put us in MC's shoes now. The main story so far hasn't acknowledged the experiments that Lemurians have gone through. It is all information we as the players have got from the anecdotes and World Underneath stories, the MC has not got this information canonically yet atleast. It is completely reasonable for her to assume that Rafayel might have been in Gaia Research Center.

I'm also going to use Ever / Gaia Research Center kind of interchangeably, even though they aren't the exact same thing. I'm assuming that everything that Gaia Research Center has done, has been for Ever's iniative and purposes, and have been funded by Ever.

What supports Rafayel being captured by Ever / Gaia Research Center?

In addition to what I already mentioned about Lemurians being captured, there's nothing much concrete about Rafayel being one of the people who were captured.

In Addictive Pain anecdote, he shows paranoia about her being a bait for him and being captured:

Granted, his fear might come from actually being captured earlier in his life. It could also be backed up with him being a really good at getting untied when he wants to, as in being an escape artist as I have mentioned in a previous post:

[Thanks to Frappe for their video in Tipsy Invitation on Youtube!]

He himself also uses quite bit of language about getting trapped or MC laying a trap for him. This has been something I am quite interested in, so I might do a separate post on this if we don't get a direct answer soon to it what it might be about:

Adressing Your Fragrance

I wanted to make a separate point for Your Fragrance since I have seen it being used as one of the references to this theory. A lot of memories in this game have layers upon layers, so I wouldn't be surprised if Your Fragrance would be in that category. But I do want to point out that quite often it's quoted without context, and sometimes feels like some people might have even completely forgot what this memory is about outside of it's kindled.

When we look at it with the context that MC did come to his home to tie his hands and drag him to the perfume exhibition while wearing an enticing perfume, his nonsensical ramblings seem more rational. He fell for MC's perfomance of her leaving and catching his hands with his tie. "Them" is most likely referring Thomas and the people in the exhibition, and he's claiming that MC is trying to get him lowering his guard and 'lure' him to the exhibition.

But as I have mentioned, it's not the first time the memories would have more layers than one, so I'm really curious to see if this is one of the earlier signs of him alluding being trapped by Ever / Gaia Research Center. I didn't want to claim YF "proves" the theory because the lines have logical reasoning behind them with context, but it doesn't disprove it either.

Why I don't believe Rafayel was captured by Ever / Gaia Research Center

One real give away for me is that we don't have any solid proof about him being captured in the story. At this point, we have had pretty good foundation for others why they are being sought out by Ever, what Ever want from them and the impact that Ever has had on them. Xavier is having his evol supressed by his collar, Zayne is being pressured to join in the Fountain of Atei since he's the creator of the X-heart, Sylus for being the leader of Onychinus and Caleb having his arm replaced and microchip inserted in him, losing his memories and personality.

My point is that if he was captured, there should be more established interactions and story would have mentioned and be affected by his capture. This would be a huge turn of events in his story, and I just don't feel like the current content in the story would be adequade to support such big revelation. Rafayel's experiences and call backs to any lingering trauma about the captures seem to be more about his people rather than himself. He feels extremely strong sense of duty to his people and Lemuria.

So far we haven't heard any of his point of view being captured, and considering a lot of Rafayel's and MC's interactions like MC tying him down several times would go differently if she would trigger that trauma in Rafayel. Would he be really that fine with it if he had such strong trauma with being captured? This is why I think his trap / capture and this kind of master play is more about their relationship dynamic rather than an actual event that has happened to Rafayel previously.

Considering his strong sense of duty when it comes to Lemuria and how important Lemuria is to him, I feel his paranoia of getting captured stems from trauma that he has seen himself happening to his people. He actively seeks out revenge on people who have wronged Lemurians, so it's also fair for him to assume he's being hunted for it as well. He knows how important he is to Lemurians, and his actions alone can determine their future if they can return home or not - he has a really great responsibility to ensure he can do that. He also might have extreme guilt over not being able to protect his people, regardless if he would have been able to do anything about it.

This is more of a personal opinion(/rant), so please feel free to skip and jump to next headline if you aren't interested: In addition to the existing content not possibly being able to support it, his story so far is really interesting as it is. It doesn't need anything extra, and I'm worried it would actually diminish his story rather than enhance it. Does it really add anything to his story that he was captured himself? What would be the point of that? He already has clear motivations enough to work against Ever as his responsibility to Lemuria and hatred of what they have done to his people. I just can't yet see a benefit for this kind of revelation, when the flip side is that existing content might not support it well enough to have the desired impact. I don't want a revelation for the sake of getting it, I want it to have meaning for him, the relationship, the story and his overall character. I'll keep an open mind anyway and hope that story-wise it would be well excuted revelation so I can eat my words. I would rather be wrong and admit it being good, than right about it not fitting to the story.

What might happen in Rafayel's next story chapters?

Since Death & Resurrection so far has involved Sylus and Zayne, I'm curious to see if we will get new chapters for Rafayel and Xavier soon. We are clearly going more in the direction of investigating Ever and the guys' personal interests to Ever. I think we will learn more about these experiments that are being done to Lemurians, and as well if this theory is true or not.

Since there is also a clear indication from the story being closer to revealing more about the childhood memories from MC, it could be we get to know more about MC's and Rafayel's first meeting. We already have had a taste of that in Land of Secret Flames, but it's still quite shrouded in mystery what happened around that time and when it was. I'm going to do a separate post about that theme next.

Also, this theory is interesting in the sense that I would love to see him being captured in the future. The key difference to this is the timing - with MC being with him in present, it's much more impactful for their relationship and could develop his character differently, rather than trying to fit it in with his current content.

I think that would have interesting turns for the story, interactions in the future and enhance MC's and Rafayel's relationship in a fascinating way. It has been teased in Abyssal Chaos and in some other parts of the game that Rafayel might disappear... Oh the angst 😭

[coquettetoji]

{⚡️} GETO SUGURU MOODBOARD

★ geto suguru general hcs ★

— now how do i even begin with this fine ass man

— he’s 6’5, lean muscular with a mf 8 pack like those hawaiian rolls from costco, they’re so defined and just them + his pale skin is 😏

— towers over everyone, will do that arm next to your head leaning towards you against the wall type of thing just to get you acting up

— his hands are big, not huge but definitely really big, they’re bony and veiny but callous

— his ears are pierced on each side, he has a diamond stud on both ears. he also has a nose ring on the left nostril

— left handed mf, don’t ask why he just is **also wears silver rings, suguru isn’t a gold typa guy 🙁

— his voice is really smooth and deep, like it has a certain vibrato to it that just makes me wet go feral alongside everyone else

— genetically has perfect teeth, also has a tooth gem on one of his canines, his tongue is pierced too

— has a lot of tattoos, but they aren’t huge just small ones scattered throughout

— hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair (it’s perfect) it’s jet black and wavy, pieces are always falling in-front of his face but it’s so hot

— only wears the color black, white, or any type of neutral tone color. you’ll probably never catch him dead in like a bright yellow shirt

—onto personality, this boy literally has puppy mentality

— like he’ll act super big and tough but once he’s around people he’s comfortable with he just melts

— has a very sarcastic sense of humor, half the time people don’t even know if he’s joking or serious now

— gym rat alongside gojo, they’re designated workout buddies

— loves physical touch as a whole and is definitely a golden retriever type of guy even though he looks kinda scary and mean

— his favorite hobbies are cooking and drinking, as for cooking he’s cooking at like a culinary chef level it’s scary

— also loves street racing, kinda illegal but kinda fun 😏

— has a very high tolerance when it comes to drinking, will probably get a bit tipsy after 7 or more drunks

— drives a bmw with black exterior and red interior, it also has skylights he installed himself (he’s a car guy)

— he’s a big partier when it comes to drinking and smoking but is so chill about it, like he’s so calm while the rest of his friends are just screaming

— has super fast reflexes? and it’s really hot? like really really hot?

— honestly always on his phone bc he’s a tiktok guy, he doesn’t post thirst traps they’re in his drafts but he just finds the videos entertaining

— listens to a variety of music but his top choices have to be keshi, and brent faiyaz ** hes also an apple music user 🤢

— definitely has a flirty personality but is super shy but people flirt back to him, honestly a cute guy stuck in a fuck boy’s body is what i’m trying to say

— extremely respectful to his elders, will gladly help a grandma cross the street any day!

— in all, he’s definitely a 6/10 on fuck boy scale, he’s just such a sweet and respectful guy and we love him #INEEDYOUSOBADPLEASEGETO

💌 new message from mica ‧₊˚✧

ive been procrastinating so much with posting i’m sorry to my 37 followers ( appreciate y’all ) 🙁🙏

the hair omfg 😫😫😫😫

[franollie]

no wait shes hitting now. i feel it now

i feel like ive been drinking this rosé forever. its never gonna be empty

[neonpurpleisacolor]

Some thoughts on today’s finale:

-I actually really enjoyed it, it felt closer to older seasons and finales than the last few chaotic and over dramatic ones (train crash & post mortem c-section in the street, i’m looking at you)

-While I initially sort of rolled my eyes at Nancy being pregnant, it was cute having Phyllis attend her delivery, especially since Phyllis was sort of bait-and-switched with Shelagh’s delivery (with good reason, Sister Julienne was the obvious choice). The only thing that would’ve made it better would have been Trixie also being present since they were so close, but it was still beautiful and I teared up. Except it was a little too convenient to have the baby in the hospital while Nancy and Roger could get married lol

-Loved getting to see how Paula’s story played out, even though her giving birth was heart wrenching and I wanted to yell at Mrs Cunningham through the screen when she ‘apologized’. Bitch what do you mean “if I’ve ever caused you to question if you could come home” you literally explicitly said she could not come home until nature had taken its course fuck outta here.

-Side note on Paula, I feel like Joyce would’ve been the more obvious choice to accompany her to the mother house since she was the one who first built a rapport with Paula, idk

-Sister Julienne watching Sister Catherine was so heartwarming, and having Helen attend was perfect

-For a few minutes I definitely thought they’d kill Sister Monica Joan off, once she showed up to the Mother House and also during the life vows they panned to her when discussing ‘death’ and i literally checked the time to see if there’d be enough time for a death. We all know how fond Heidi is of a birth, wedding, and death and we hit 2/3

-Hoping next season they make Geoffrey more explicitly gay and we can see how the community reacts when it’s someone they personally know and love who is gay.

-Shelagh being tipsy was cute and fun af, reminded me of some of my aunts when the wine starts flowing

-Overall I think this season contains more elements of the older seasons that established the show and made us fall in love with it, at times the acting feels a little cartoonish compared to the subtlety of the earlier seasons, but it seems like things are scaling back a bit.

Let me know your thoughts! Agree, disagree, idk. I just love this show man

[penguinlife]

Thursday Night blog...(26 June 2025)

Had a few glasses of wine, so I might delete in the morning. Girls nights are always fun.

Anyhoooo. I have come to realise my theory on what is happening has split from the main fandom. Yes, I still believe Luke and Nicola are still endgame...

But how they will get there and when and what brought us to this point is not the same.

I think Luke and Nic hooked up during S3, they weren't sure if it was character spillover, and so they wanted to give it time. There was a discussion with Netflix/Shondaland about the optics. They were not ready to be a couple, and as a business, Netflix/Shondaland wanted to control the situation and avoid messiness. If they are in public relationships, there won't be any rumours about them hooking up during s4 filming. They could put some distance between Polin and Lukola and also the new leads. Prevent over shadowing. Luke and Nicola could take the time and decide what they want.

This discussion happened in December 2023, just after the reshoots.

Now I want to say this. Many things can be true at the same time. Luke hooked up with A on NYE. Might have been just a kiss. A contract for a PR relationship could have been signed. A could have real feelings for Luke. A can be petty and spiteful. And it can also be over now. If she was paid for her services as a PR GF and Luke ended up sleeping with her FR, she would then also be a working girl if you catch my drift. What I know of Luke, that would not be appealing to him. I think they chose A because he doesn't like her. This is gathered from his body language when he is around her.

Now Nic and Jake are friends, and I think their deal with Jake was more in the realm of helping with his career and not an actual contract.

It seems like Luke wants an identity outside of Bridgerton and away from the Lukola/Polin world. It is not a bad step for him. Especially if he already has something in the pipeline, making space for something new is a good thing.

What happens behind the scenes will be in private.

I don't believe the emmy's has anything to do with it. They haven't won anything this season. It was a long shot to put them forward to be nominated. Netflix/Shondaland loves Luke and Nicola. They are part of their family. Just look at how quickly they released a Luke centric clip after the fans were upset about the wrap clip.

Luke and Nicola will be back to promote S4, probably in May 2026. Not on the scale or level of S3. But the fans love them and Netflix/Shondaland knows it.

If you are hanging around for an official launch or public acknowledgement of Luke and Nicola dating, you are wasting your time.

The cray cray fans have made that impossible. It would literally be a security nightmare, especially if they end up married and having kids.

When it happens, it will be in private, and it will stay that way. I am sticking around for the adjacent drama. The conscious uncoupling. I am waiting for Antonia to go rogue. Do that tell all interview. Have her revenge moment in the spotlight.

Also, Jake and Nicola falling out. Those things will be public. Luke needs to be publically separated from Antonia. He needs to let potential employers know that the shitshow is over. He is marketable.

Nicola will just acknowledge Jake as her very good friend. She will make a comment on how funny they found the whole thing. Jake has a boyfriend, and she is super happy for her friend.

I am glad A posted something. Now, I can test my theory that Luke is taking a real SM break.

Update: at work and regretting the wine. Hehe.

So I am pretty impressed with my english, as a 2nd language English speaker, and on the other side of tipsy, not that bad.

I agree with most of what I said. Just how the PR relationships will end is still.a mystery.

[ozzy-boy]

You kind of implied Cole, Volks and Scale either dont get drunk or are not allowed to get drunk anymore in your last hedcannon. Buuutt what if they did? Drunk or high?

hehehehehehe i was born for posts like this. this one is already getting kind of long so i'll do a part two with them high ;P

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Scale:

-The Order has an alcohol ban on Scale for their work parties because he gets MESSY when he's drunk.

-He doesn't drink often so he has a crazy low tolerance for alcohol. Which means it takes a lot less for him to get fucked up.

-He has fun when he's drunk, but he doesn't like to drink too often because he doesn't like feeling like he can't operate. What if he's too inebriated to pull off his sick ninja maneuvers and someone attacks you?????

-He'll usually save it for special occasions, but with a little prodding he'll agree to drink with you.

-He doesn't really like the taste of alcohol so he prefers drinks where you can't really taste it. (This does nothing to help how drunk he gets) But he'll kind of tolerate anything.

-I could see him being a whiteclaw guy somewhere down the line.

-He also likes fruity, sweet drinks but he's a little embarrassed to get them because they're not 'manly' drinks.

-Laughs a lot while drunk. EVERYTHING is funny to him. Also be prepared to pull him down from doing stupid shit because the alcohol makes him waaay too confident.

-There will be at least one time where he's trying to get up onto a table, insisting that he's perfectly sober enough to do a backflip (he isn't)

-He's also very honest when he's drunk. Be prepared for some messy kisses and some slurring about how much he loves you that he's gonna be really embarrassed to remember later.

-Please take care of him. He'll be a complete baby the whole next day if he ends up with a hangover. If you want to have a good time though, Scale is a good choice to drink with if you can convince him.

Volks:

-I think Volks just doesn't particularly enjoy drinking. Not enough that he seeks out opportunities to do it, at least.

-Although, if you insist then he'll drink with you. He likes dark liquors like bourbon and whiskey, but he paces himself and doesn't really let himself get fucked up.

-Volks hates loud places, so sorry but bars, clubs, and parties are off the table. If you want to drink quietly at home or at a nice restaurant then that's fine. Good LUCK trying to get his ass in the clubbbb

-PLUS, Volks' face turns red when he drinks a lot and he thinks it's embarrassing. He doesn't like people other than you seeing him like that.

-If you do get him to indulge with you, you'll get to watch his face slowly get pinker. He also gets really smiley and soft.

-Volks will inevitably reach a point where he gets caught on some deep tangent about life. It's super cute watching him ramble though, especially since he's normally on the quiet side.

-He doesn't get much hangover in the first place- he's lucky like that- and he's especially fine considering he's responsible and does stuff like 'pace himself' and 'drink water' 🙄

-He'll chastise you for overdoing it and getting a hangover but he'll still take care of you.

Cole:

-Again, Cole appreciates nice alcohol like wine, but he prefers not to get fully drunk. A little tipsy is fine but he doesn't often let himself get truly hammered.

-He is the type of guy to drink a bloody mary or mimosa at like 9 am though lol.

-Cole likes to maintain a certain level of... control. Especially around you. A level of control that is difficult to keep up when he's drunk.

-I want you to envision Cole on a normal day, and how clingy he is already. Now multiply that clinginess by 2. That's Cole when he drinks.

-If you convince him to drink with you, he will be glued to your side the whole time.

-Hugging, squeezing, pressing his face into your neck and shoulder.

-His lips get a little loose when he's drunk, too... He tries not to outright say how obsessed with you he is, but it becomes hard when he's inebriated.

-He's halfway into a rambling about how pretty you'd look tied up or inside a little cage before he remembers that- oh yeah, that's kinda weird to tell someone out of nowhere.

-(Although if you're dating him at all, chances are you're into his freakiness anyway.)

-He'll reach a point where he's just hanging onto you and slurring to himself about something you can't quite make out.

-Somehow doesn't get hungover. At all. It's super annoying. He's so smug about it.

[nerdraging4point0]

The Scorpion and the Scales // Chapter Nine // Polyverse AU

Tropes and Tags: why choose romance, MF, MFM, MFMM, instalove, too much sex, tattooed musicians, polyverse, friends to lovers.

Content warning: 18+ only minors DNI. PinV, PinA, oral (f!recieveing, m!recieving), threesomes, light BDSM, voyeurism, exhibitionism, partner sharing, jealousy, angst.

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Rick’s POV

I leave the post office with the boxes of merch that were delivered to me while we were out of town rattling in my backseat as I take the winding curves of the streets back to my house. I barely registered the quick interaction between myself and the post office lady, my mind still stuck on the awkward end of our recent tour. The last week of our quick spring and summer tour was tense, to say the least. I avoided making eye contact with Chris whenever possible, and luckily he was hardly ever around so I could avoid him altogether. We had separated for a couple of days of R&R and Chris decided to go visit his girlfriend during the break. In a moment of tipsy foolishness after a couple glasses of wine with the other guys - a solid reminder that I need to quit drinking - I made some offhand, crass comment about how Chris should send us single guys some inappropriate videos to "enjoy" while he was gone. It was a completely disrespectful, thoughtless response and I never should have said it. Not only was it demeaning to Chris's girlfriend Eve, but it also made me look like an asshole and a creep, which I never want to come across as, especially not unintentionally. Never did I actually expect Chris to go through with the vulgar suggestion I had idiotically thrown out while buzzed.

It was a normal night off for me, settling into my bed, I was ready to read and forget the multiple projects I metaphorically had stacked on the table when I opened the shared file Chris sent; my post-apocalyptic book forgotten as I was completely transfixed by what he’d sent. They were sitting on the couch Eve perched perfectly in Chris’s lap. I can hear someone else talking but the interference sounds like it’s on another phone or TV. I didn’t take the time to piece it together watching her and Chris make out had my undivided attention. They kiss for a while undisturbed before Chris breaks away kissing down her neck, hands disappearing under her shirt till he is gliding the fabric up and over her head tossing it somewhere and all I can see is her shirtless body. No bra, completely exposed, I watch Chris cup her breast bringing her taut nipple to his mouth before enclosing over it hollowing his cheeks and her head falls back.

 As I continued to watch the intimate scene unfold before my eyes on the screen, I was mesmerized by the passion and intensity of their connection. Her breaths come faster, more urgent, as he focuses his attention on her breasts, caressing and teasing her nipples with his tongue. Eve arches her back, consumed by pleasure, as Chris worships her body. They move together in perfect sync, their chemistry electric. I am voyeur to their intimacy, unable to look away from the raw sensuality of their encounter.

She moaned and mewled for him and I could feel my dick stretching and twitching in my pajama pants. I didn’t react, not at first, I couldn't. My mind argued with me, my complex telling me it was wrong, but my ego telling me “Why else would he have sent it to you, dumbass?” 

Chris’s mouth was still wrapped around her breast when a voice came through the speakers, again like it wasn’t there but there all the same. 

“Fuck baby,”  it said. I could almost recognize it, like a distant memory “I bet you’re soaking wet, huh?” Eve nodded in response, Chris traced his fingers along her skin, circling her pert nipple before pinching it between his fingers. The way her back curved and arched into his touch, craving more contact. Reaching lower, Chris slid his hand beneath the waistband of her sweats, as she bucked wildly in his lap as his fingers made contact, mouth falling open in a silent cry.

 "So wet," Chris groaned.  

I watched him guide her, rolling her over the hand hidden beneath the fabric on her legs and I sat there silently begging him to take them off.  "I bet I could make you come like this," he growled. 

"Please," The way she begs, her voice cracking with need, it’s exhilarating for me. Watching her come undone excites me in a way I don't expect, making me want to participate, to share in the ecstasy they're experiencing. I want to see her shatter for him, for us, lost in unbridled passion. The thought thrills me, sparking my own desire. 

“Fuck,” the voice growls, his words louder this time. “Beg for him again baby.” 

“You gonna be good and come for us, pumpkin?” her bottom lip between her teeth she furiously nods her head, dropping her forehead on Chris’s shoulders. Her long hair falling over her face hid the redness in her cheeks. 

Watching them, I was consumed by lustful envy, craving those swollen lips and hooded eyes for myself. I longed to be the one drawing such heady reactions from Eve's perfect form. Unable to resist,  I gathered saliva in my palm, slick and warm, before wrapping my hand around my stiffening shaft. My eyes never left Eve's writhing body as I pumped myself in time with Chris' ministrations. I was lost to desire, drunk on the vision of Eve's building pleasure and the promise of her eventual ecstasy. I moved faster, chasing my own peak even as my imagination supplied Eve's moans and the taste of her skin. We spiraled higher in tandem, three bodies united by passion if not physically together. I relished every gasp, every quiver of Eve's body, determined to memorize this exquisite torture. We balanced on the knife's edge of bliss, so close to release. All that remained was the final push over the brink into dizzying rapture.

The video ended long before I was finished and I tossed the phone off of me, tipping my head back as I imagined that face taking my cock in her mouth bobbing back and forth as I held her soft long hair between my fingers. I was spent in seconds. It wasn’t the last time I watched the video either, it was like I was a teenager who just found his favorite porn video. Sneaking off to my room–in a house I share with no one–to choke my dick in my hand to the video over and over again.

I became obsessed with the video, replaying it constantly to watch the woman's full lips wrapped around my throbbing manhood as her head bobbed rhythmically. Her long, silky hair cascaded over my thighs while I gripped it tightly, lost in ecstasy. I couldn't get enough, sneaking away whenever I could to relive those blissful moments of imagined oral pleasure. Alone in my room, I stroked myself furiously to climax again and again as the video looped, consumed by lust like a hormone-ridden adolescent who just discovered internet porn. The rapturous release was always fleeting before I craved yet another viewing. No matter how many times I watched, it never failed to transport me back to that vivid fantasy of holding her head while she eagerly pleasured me with her warm, wet mouth. My depraved fixation was out of control, but I was powerless to resist.

I take the boxes into my apartment, careful not to drop the ones stacked on top. Three large boxes almost tower over me as I walk in the door. I kick the old wood closed with the heel of my boot, just as I'm setting the boxes on the floor my phone pings from my pocket. I pull it out the screen, lighting up with a new text message from an unknown number. Probably spam, I think to myself as I open it anyway. My heart stops as I see the text realizing who exactly it is texting me.

 I click the phone shut instantly, staring at the walls like someone is watching me, realizing I had read the text but didn’t even process the words entirely. My hands shake slightly as I reopen the text taking in each word as if it’s a foreign language. 

Did you watch the whole thing? Be honest with me.

Should I respond? The phone feels heavy in my hand, her message waiting expectantly for a reply. My thumb hovers over the keyboard as I debate how to respond, if at all. 

Three dots fly on the screen loading and unloading as she types away and I can feel myself growing more anxious by the minute. With each dot's appearance and disappearance, my heart races faster. I grip my phone tighter, palms clammy with anticipation. What will her message reveal? My thoughts race, imagining the countless possibilities, each one making me more on edge. The wait feels interminable. I take a deep breath in a futile attempt to calm my nerves.

Did you enjoy it at least?

I type back a swift “yes” it seems that is a sufficient answer to both her questions. I didn’t exactly have to tell her how many times I watched it, but at this point, it isn’t lying either. I did enjoy it. I still enjoy it. 

How much?

What do you say to that? “Enough.” “I like it.” god way to sound like a dick. But if I tell her I get off to it almost twice a day then I’m gonna sound like a creep. I debate responding at all, is it Chris playing a prank on me? Seeing how loyal I am? How loyal she is? 

My fingers fly across my keyboard typing out my message reading each sentence and then rereading to make sure I clearly make my point. 

It’s good. I like it. But if you want me to delete it from my phone I will. I mean, to be honest, you should talk to Chris about this. 

She doesn’t respond right away and I start opening boxes and sorting through the merch I’ve ordered making sure everything is as I want it to be before releasing it on my website. My phone finally pings and I reach out opening the text with anticipation. 

Show me.

What? I furrow my own brows to the question as if she can see me from the other side of the world or maybe a few towns over, to be honest, I have no idea where she and Chris are; he’s always been an extravagant traveler. 

I don’t think it’s appropriate…

That's all I can say to her. I can’t throw Chris under the bus and I can’t criticize her for asking. It’s hard to be polite when really you have nothing polite to say, not everyone is as much a fan of brazen conversation as I am. 

Why not? Because Chris sent the video and you think I didn’t know? I’m curious, we Gemini’s are like that, I want to know. Do I have to be blunt, Rick? Then fine, I'll be blunt. How many times have you watched it? How many times have you stroked yourself to it? Does watching me get fucked turn you on?

My mind feels electrified, sparking with curiosity and a hunger to delve deeper into meaningful discussion. I crave more of this intellectual high. In the past, my ex’s never were able to meet my expectations with conversation, and for me I always felt frustratingly opaque. Previous partners tip-toed gingerly into heady topics, expecting me to read between the lines of their coy allusions and subtle hints. I played along in these tedious games of cat-and-mouse, but they always left me unsatisfied. While those shy, demure ladies had their appeal in certain moments, I yearned for a partner who could be blunt and direct with me. I wanted someone confident and comfortable enough in her own skin to plainly state her thoughts, opinions, desires, and needs. I am a meticulous, detail-oriented person at heart, and nothing gets me more excited than when someone paints me a vivid, explicit picture with their words. I don't want to have to parse and analyze hidden meanings or vagueness. Just give it to me straight. 

I can feel my cock twitching in my pants growing hard as I read and reread her texts. The vivid images from the video replayed in my head like a home movie. I've seen them so many times I could recall the details easily. I unbutton my pants and pull them down just enough to let my dick and balls free, bunching my hand underneath my balls to give them a lift like I've seen so many women do with their tits in photos. I stare at myself for a minute, slightly unimpressed with how it looks, but that’s my own vanity I suppose. I feel self-conscious as I take my phone in hand, snapping a photo of what is in front of me. 

She asked. I reiterate to myself as I stare at the photo, the lens changing how it all looks and I analyze my own photo with critical eyes. I could spend hours critically telling myself it could be better, maybe from a different angle, like there is any angle that is gonna make a dick look appealing to a woman. I sent the photo anyway, turning my status to ‘Do Not Disturb’ before retreating to my room to watch that stupid video all over again. 

Eve’s POV

“Why is there a picture of Rick’s dick in your texts?”

The loud accusation cut through the quiet kitchen air as I stood at the sink, my hands plunged in soapy water as I scrubbed the remnants of our dinner from the pots and pans. I didn't even turn to look at Chris, continuing to methodically circle the sponge over the cast iron skillet, removing the last bits of melted cheese. "Because," I replied evenly, keeping my voice calm despite the anger rising within me. "It's only fair that I get some kind of enjoyment out of it."

“But, you didn’t say…” 

I spin around, dish brush in hand, fixing him with an obvious look of irritation. He pauses, seeing my expression. “No, you asked if you could send the video," I begin, "but you knew damn well I wasn’t the only one you needed to ask. So when I mentioned it to Noah, he was understandably upset. It took him a few days to cool down, but after all that drama, I started wondering if Rick actually hated the video or secretly enjoyed it. So I asked Noah if I could text Rick and ask him directly, and Noah gave me permission to do so. So I did."

"But you didn't ask me," he replies, clearly upset but keeping his voice level.

"How does it feel?" I shoot back, feeling petty and vindictive.

"That's very petty of you," he says, stepping closer with his arms crossed over his bare, tattooed chest. "You talk about boundaries and respect, and now you pull this shit."

I stay silent because he's right. I acted petty and angry, lashing out without really understanding why. My actions contradict my values of open communication and mutual respect within relationships. Even though I felt justified in the moment, I can see now that I should have talked to him first before contacting Rick behind his back. 

As he whips out his phone, his fingers flying across the screen, I can only imagine the venomous words he is unleashing towards Rick in a private text - petty payback for some perceived slight or disagreement between them. A tense silence descends, broken only by the tapping of the phone keyboard. He stops abruptly, turning his back on me as he returns to his video game, the sounds of simulated violence punctuating the room. My heart sinks as my own phone vibrates, signaling an incoming message. Drying my hands, I cross the room to retrieve it with a growing feeling of dread. As I open the text, the tears well up in my eyes. 

Chris has created a group chat featuring myself, Noah, himself, and Rick. I can already envision the hurtful words and accusations that will be lobbed between them like grenades, inflicting emotional shrapnel on us all. Glancing up, I see Chris hunched over his game controller, blasting away at pixelated enemies, oblivious to the damage he has just unleashed in the real world.  But as I open the text and read his words  my heart stops.

I’m sorry I overstepped. I was inconsiderate of boundaries and hope that you can accept my heartfelt apology. 

I flip my phone down on the table crawling slowly, almost timidly, over the back of the couch, seeking to mend the rift between us. As I settle in next to him, I drape both of my arms around one of his, hugging it close to me. I nuzzle my face against his shoulder, breathing in the comforting, familiar scent of his shirt. The muscles in his shoulders, knotted and tight just moments before, begin to loosen and relax. My silent snuggles tell him how sorry I am for the harsh words spoken earlier.

“I love you pumpkin,” his words make me still next to him, his game paused but his eyes still focused on the screen in front of him, “And I am so sorry.” 

I nuzzle into his arm again pulling him into me tight. Hearing my phone vibrate in the background the sound echoed by Chris’s own device and I know the group chat has a response-but even if the boundaries were broken and not all could be forgiven I knew in this moment there was only one thing to be said, one thing that mattered. “I love you too, Chris.”

[tipsy-scales]

You have bewitched me body and soul

[grungelvrr222]

what i think the dps boys each read at the meetings

okay so the poems i picked i wrote the whole poem so its a longggg post (i worked really hard to find a poem i thought suited each of the poets)

neil: When I read the book by Walt Whitman

When I read the book, the biography famous,

And is this then (said I) what the author calls a man’s life?

And so will some one when I am dead and gone write my life?

(As is if any man really knew aught of my life,

Why even I myself I often think know little or nothing of my real life,

Only a few hints, a few diffused faint clews and indirections

I seek for my own use to trace out here.)

todd: A dream by Edgar Allan Poe

In visions of the dark night

I have dreamed of joy departed—

But a waking dream of life and light

Hath left me broken-hearted.

Ah! what is not a dream by day

To him whose eyes are cast

On things around him with a ray of

Turned back upon the past?

That holy dream— that holy dream,

While all the world were chiding,

Hath cheered me a lovely beam

A lonely spirit guiding.

What thought that light, thro’ storm and night,

So trembled from afar—

What could there be more purely bright

In Truth’s day-star?

pitts: The last word by Matthew Arnold

Creep into they narrow bed,

Creep, and let no more be said!

Vain thy onset! all stands;

Thou thyself must break at last.

Let the long conversation cease!

Geese are swans and swans are geese.

Let them have it how they will!

Thou art tired; best be still!

They put-talk’d thee, hiss’d thee, tore thee.

Better men fared thus before thee;

Fired their ringing shot and pass’d ,

Hotly charged— and broke at last.

Charge once more , then, and be dumb!

Let the victors, when they come,

When the forts of folly fall,

Find thy body by the wall.

knox: An explanation by Walter Learned 

Her lips wear so near     That what—else could I do?  You’ll be angry, I fear, But her lips were so near— Well, I can’t make it clear,      Or explain it to you,  But—her lips were so near       That—what else could I do?  charlie: I am he that aches with love by Walt Whitman 

I am he that aches with amorous love; Does the earth gravitate? does not all matter, aching, attract             all matter? So the body of me to all I meet or know. 

meeks: How pleasant to know Mr.Lear by Edward Lear 

“How pleasant to know Mr.Lear!”      Who has written such volumes of stuff! Some think him ill-tempered and queer,       But a few think him pleasant enough. 

His mind is concrete and fastidious,      His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous,      His beard it resembles a wig.

He has ears, and two eyes, and ten fingers,           Leastways if you reckon two thumbs; Long ago he was one of the singers,       But now he is one of the dumbs.

He sits in a beautiful parlor,       With hundreds of books on the wall; He drinks a great deal of Marsala,       But never gets tipsy at all.

He has many friends, lay men and clerical,               Old Foss is the name of his cat; His body is perfectly spherical,    He weareth a runcible hat.

When he walks in waterproof white,      The children run after him so! Calling out, "He's come out in his night-              Gown, that crazy old Englishman, oh!"

He weeps by the side of the ocean,      He weeps on the top of the hill; He purchases pancakes and lotion,      And chocolate shrimps from the mill.

He reads, but he cannot speak, Spanish,     He cannot abide ginger beer: Ere the days of his pilgrimage vanish,      How pleasant to know Mr. Lear! cameron: I used to think by Trumbull Stickney

I used to think The mind essential in the body, even As stood the body essential in the mind: Two inseparable things, by nature equal And similar, and in creation’s song Halving the total scale: it is not so. Unlike and cross like driftwood sticks they come Churned in the giddy trough: a chunk of pine, A slab of rosewood: mangled each on each With knocks and friction, or in deadly pain Sheathing each other’s splinters: till at last Without all stuff or shape they ’re jetted up Where in the bluish moisture rot whate’er Was vomited in horror from the sea.

[icharchivist]

great thanks! now time to wonder about the tolerance of all my favorite primals. so sandalphons is pretty low,,, gabriel and rosetta are up there,,,, good to know, good to know,,,, mhm,,,,

oh hell yeah.

So we have a pretty good scale already with that.

Sandalphon is probably a sick drunk all the way, with his temper getting worse probably while drunk. Very angry boy.

Gabriel and Rosetta meanwhile probably are barely affected by alcohol and can drink for a long time, at worst they can be even more teasing than they were already but that's old news, and the next morning she'll be fine.

and now that we have this scale we can see the rest.

and here's my HCs if you want them

Belial for instance probably has a high tolerance and doesn't get drunk easily, if he does, he probably gets more horny (we can hope for him being more angsty, but, if only.). I'd imagine him not having any hangover the next day. But imagining him with one is really funny so i'm torn on what to think.

Lucifer meanwhile probably has a low tolerance. Gets flustered, gets absolutely no filter, he tells everything he has in his mind, the problem is that it's mostly about how he cares about people around him so he's embarassing as hell. Would probably hug Sandalphon while drunk. The next morning he would have just completely forgotten the previous night.

in the other four primarches, i'd say Uriel is a heartly drunk, always laughing, always loud. probably not sick the next day, but he has the best post-hangover remedies. Raphael probably has high tolerance and is rather quiet.

Michael's tolerance is a bit in the middle, she can drink quite a bit before she ends up acting drunk. Once drunk she probably gets overly passionate about something again. Would boss everyone around her to act out some play with her, completely drunken, because the skies are a stage and they need to act NOW. She'd be miserable the next morning.

Sariel.... I don't see him drink a lot. Would imagine him be a sleepy drunk, easily just nodding off. The next morning he feels a little sick but nothing too bad.

Hal&Mal become insanely more flirty when drunk, and probably are constantly trying to set you up in relationship with someone. They're alright the next morning tho.

Azazel would be even stupider than ever which is honestly truly impressive. He'd totally get into fights. He'd remember none of it the next day but wonder why he's sick.

Metattron doesn't get drunk. He's constantly trying to watch over everyone to make sure nothing bad happens. So he never allow himself to get drunk. Not sure for his tolerance.

Grimnir gets drunk easily and is just Grimnir x10000000. Louder than ever. Type to climb on tables to do his monologues. Absolutely pitiful the next day though, whining the whole time about how sick he feels.

Shiva probably doesn't get drunk, or if he does he probably is similar to Lucifer in term of his appreciation of the world. Next morning he's a champ, no forgetting, no nothing, just a normal day for him.

Europa gets tipsy and flirty when drunk. More flustered than ever, probably in need of supervision so she doesn't kiss someone on accident. Probably kissed Alexiel at some point because of that. Gabriel has to take care of her most of the time to get her girlfriend back. If she remembers the next morning she acts like she doesn't.

Alexiel would be loud and start bar brawl. Her honorable front falling for the thrill of a good fight. Probably highly more likely to be embarassed and act out on her embarassment with violence. She has a horrible hangover the next morning and threatens anyone who wants to bring it up.

Zooey and Geo would both be easily drunk, and likely to get into fight with people. Zooey about balance, Geo about primal rights. Zooey probably has to be the one to wrestle with Geo. Zooey doesn't really remember much the next morning but Geo does and is fuming. (Yuni looks like a child so no bar would give her any alcohol, and Zooey and Cosmos probably wouldn't allow it anyway. She drinks fruit juice).

Cosmos would probably just be rather calm, i don't see her getting drunk easily, always trying to be in control of herself. Not to passionate, not anything. She'd have a headache the next morning though.

Noa has high tolerance, and no hangover. He's with Rosetta and Gabriel in the teasing gang though.

Medusa gets drunk easily and is unbearable. Constantly starting fight, constantly yelling at people, barely held together by Satyr trying to calm her down. Miserable the next morning but she remembers everything and is extremely embarassed by her behavior.

Satyr is a happy drunk. She giggles she tells jokes, she tries to have everyone be friendly, she tries to befriend the whole bar. She's alright the next morning.

Nezah is a gamble. He'll either be calm and normal as if nothing happened, but, if anything ends up titillating his bloodthirsty side he WILL start a bar brawl and you will be unable to stop him else he'll start hitting you. Doesn't remember anything the next morning, but is okay.

Baal is probably the assigned Sober Primal Pal because everyone would cause a mess otherwise. I can't really imagine him drunk, but he'd probably be even more curt and sarcastic, and probably would be insulting people on accident. But he's overall okay. Probably sleepy the next day though because of the energy to keep everything in control.

Freyr is a sad drunk who just ends up thinking more about how much his life sucks when he's drunk. He's just as miserable the next morning.

Athena would probably try not to drunk much in order to stay always on the ready, but i'd imagine her getting tipsy if she drinks a little too much. Enyo probably tries to get her to drink specifically to see her loosen her walls for a bit and maybe eventually take advantage of it. Athena remembers the next morning and is mortified even though she didn't do anything bad the previous day, just because she lost control a bit.

Enyo has a moderate tolerance but would be inclined to do even more murder if you let her. Probably would try to provoke Athena and/or make out with her. She'd be okay the next morning.

Lich wonders why you even invited her and drunks her anxiety away about being around multiple people. Her anxiety doesn't go away with drinking and eventually you hear her shrinks in horror because too many people are around her. The next morning she has the worst of headache and refuses to see anyone.

Poseidon has a high tolerance and probably encourages other people to drunk only to judge them all evening. Might flirt with Lowain if he's around. He's okay the next morning but he is going to remind everyone who was drinking with him of how pitiful they were and WILL judge you.

I can't imagine Sylph drink, so i'll put her on sleepy drunk if she ends up doing so.

Vira is in the primal beast list so i'll do her too, but she'd have low tolerance and would ramble so much about how much she loves Katalina and be even more clingy. Lowain would say she's just like usual. but Vira is also much more likely to draw her blade against him while Drunk. But Lowain would still say "yeah like usual". she'd be miserable the next morning though.

Then all that's left is like, the starting primals (Tiamat, Yggy ect) but i don't really have much idea for that. Tiamat might end up be more easily angry, Yggy more easily sleepy, but that's about as far as i can go.

I have the tier list of primal character opened to answer this ask, if i didn't include someone from this list in this post it's because i'm either uninspired or don't know them enough.

AND THIS IS my drunk primal HCs masterpost, thank you for your time o7

[sonofcoulson]

Quicksilver

Inspired by this post

FYI, just to save time, you can just stick with Drunken Master Monk, possibly 1 of Fighter for Unarmed Fighting Style and Tabaxi and have a pretty good hit and run speedster. Feats and spells can speed you up more but there's only a certain amount you actually need in game. But this is Quicksilver we’re making…

Class (Subclass):Monk (Tradition of the Drunken Master) 18/19, Mystic (Order of the Immortal 1

Possibly 1 level of Fighter for Unarmed Fighting Style (1d8+ STR modifier bludgeoning damage if no weapon or shield)

(2 lvls of Bladesinger Wizard if Mystic not allowed)

Race:Custom Tabaxi reskin (not a cat) for the Feline agility feature (x2 speed on action). You also get Perception and Stealth, which are in character for Peter.

Is there a way to do half races? I saw this article describing a way to build one, get the look, ASI, speed and language of one and age and features of the other (e.g. Feline Agility).

The Mobile feat is essential get it any way you can. Ask if you could swap Cat's Claws and Darkvision for a feat…pretty please?

You need 13 DEX (or STR) to multiclass in and out of Fighter and 13 DEX and WIS for Monk. I'm imagining you need INT and possibly WIS for Mystic. If you start with 1 lvl of Monk you can use DEX for your unarmed strikes, so you don't need massive strength but it might be useful for grappling and strength checks. We'll have fairly low CON (but he is going to be hard to hit. CHA will have to be a dump stat. This Peter is no fun at parties…

The Build:

Monk gets you…

Skills:Acrobatics, Athletics obvs

Sling as simple weapon, darts (pretend it's you and running out of ammo means you need to get your breath back) (lvl 1) though we'll be focusing on unarmed strikes so you don't have to take a weapon. We'll take the explorer's kit too.

Monk lets you use Dexterity as your attack roll and part of your unarmored Armor Class (with Wisdom) (lvl 1). DEX is important for speedsters as they should be hard to hit or catch. A Ring of Protection or Cloak of Protection can help make you more durable, if you can find any. Even Haste can help with a +2 to AC for the duration (1min)

Bonus attack after attacking unarmed (lvl 1)

Ki points (lvl 2) with:

Flurry of Blows (2 extra attacks after attacking)

Patient Defense (Dodge as bonus action)

Step of the Wind (Disengage/Dash bonus action + 2x jump distance for turn)

Unarmored movement (lvl 2):

+10ft speed at lvl 2, up to +30 at lvl 18, can run on vertical and liquid surfaces at lvl 9

Up to lvl 10 (+20ft speed, 10 ki points, Deflect Missiles, Ki Fuelled Attack (bonus attack), 2 ability score improvements, Slow Fall, Extra Attack, Stunning Strike, Focused AIM, Ki Empowered Strikes, Evasion)

Going up to 18th lvl, you get the full +30 speed, 18 Ki points and 4 ability score improvements.

If you're doing the 1 level Mystic dip you can stay in Monk to lvl 19 and get that last ASI/feat (seriously, get Mobile)

Drunken Master Subclass (ignore the name) lvl 3:

Performance skill? Don't need it. Ask DM if you can you swap for Sleight of Hand so Peter can nip in and nick that security pass without being noticed and nip back out..

Also, forget brewer's supplies lvl 3…don't drink and run faster than the speed of sound.

Drunken Technique (lvl 3); after Flurry of Blows you can disengage and have +10 speed for the turn

Tipsy Sway (lvl 6); Leap to Your Feet (doesn't cost speed), Redirect Attack (deflect an attack to hit an enemy, seems like something Peter could do)

Drunkard's Luck (lvl 11); ki points cancel disadvantage 

Intoxicated Frenzy (lvl 17); use Flurry of Blows on up to 5 opponents

While Drunken Master seems to suit a speedster best, if there is a way to get Fist of Unbroken Air from Four Elements Elemental Disciplines feature…Initial 2ki point cost and  3d10 +1d10 per additional ki point damage. That looks like it would scale well! You also push targets 20ft and knock them prone.

Perhaps you could ask your DM to swap Drunkard's Luck for Fist of Unbroken Air at 11th level of Drunken Master. Tell them you'll throw in Performance proficiency and brewer's supplies too.

You could also drop one level of Monk (without sacrificing speed) and get 1 level of Fighter for Unarmed Fighting style or use the Fighting Initiate feat to improve Peter's combat ability.

Mobile feat (of course) gives you another +10ft speed, Dash on difficult terrain, won't provoke opportunity attacks, you NEED this feat.

Then, somewhere in there you get 1lvl of Immortal Mystic. Maybe after lvl 4 for an ASI or feat (Mobile, if you don't have it yet). You get 1 Psionic Talent which you can use for free, we're getting Light Step which gives +10 walking speed as a bonus action.

You also get 4 Psi Points to spend on Psionic Disciplines, but can only spend one in each discipline. 2 of your disciplines must be from Immortal.

Celerity from Immortal has +10 walking speed as a focus, no Psi Points cost. Then you can put on Rapid Step (1-7 Psi) though you can only spend 2, that's plus 20.

You also get Agile Defense for a bonus turn dodge, Blur of Motion which effectively makes you invisible on your turn and Surge of Speed which prevents opportunity attacks and gives you a climbing speed equal to your walking speed. These all cost 2 Psi Points.

The Brute Force focus (Also Immortal) has an advantage on Strength (Athletics) checks which might help Peter as we're not going for STR.

Also, Brute Strike (1–7 psi) grants a bonus to your next damage roll as a bonus action. If Peter moves, at speed, hits an enemy with an unarmed strike and spends his 2 Psi points here he can add 2d6 bludgeoning damage to his next attack roll.

Knock Back (1–7 psi) can shove an enemy into an object as a reaction after attacking your target. You can move them up to 20ft into something for 2 Psi points.

I'm imagining Peter racing up, smacking them in the face and shoving them into a wall 20ft away for 1d6 per Psi Point spent.

Mighty Leap (1–7 psi) “As part of your movement, you jump in any direction up to 20 feet per psi point spent”. ‘Nuff said.

Mastery of Force (Wu Jen) focus gives you advantage on Strength checks and has Push (1-7 Psi) which pushes an enemy from 60 feet away and causes 1d8 Force damage and 5ft of pushing distance per point spent (you can spend 2 here at level 1), you can imagine that Peter dashes over, pushes them and dashes back.

The Order of the Immortal also gives us a bonus to AC when you don't have armour or a shield. Seems in character for Peter not to have weapons or armour, just what he's got in his pockets.

If you can somehow get Ashardalon’s Stride cast on you (like a Glyph of Warding?) you get +20 and 1d6 fire damage scaling up to +45 and 6d6 damage. That is a potent weapon for Quicksilver and entirely in character.

You need a Sorcerer (Wanda - Wild Magic) for Ashardalon’s Stride but it's normally only cast on yourself. So you need a Wizard (Magneto - Graviturgy) for Glyph of Warding which will let you do that without being a spellcaster. Graviturgy Wizard can also add 10ft of Speed to an ally and make your attacks more powerful. Thanks Dad.

If Wanda or Magneto can use Gust or Shatter you can pretend that they enhance Peter's abilities momentarily to create a literal gust of wind or break the sound barrier with his speed.

(IN RESERVE, if Mystic is not allowed by DM as it's Unearthed Arcana…18 levels of Monk leaves room for 2 levels of Bladesinger Wizard. This is mainly for Bladesong; +10 speed, an intelligence AC Bonus, advantage on DEX (Acrobatics) checks, INT bonus to CON saves to help maintain concentration (important if we're doing Wizard spells).

But we get Cantrips:Gust (pretend it's your speed attack moving them and then returning to your spot), Mage Hand (you move things at superspeed and return to spot), True Strike (speed gives you an advantage)

And FOUR 1st level spells; thematically appropriate ones include:

Catapult (you are the object, striking your enemy and returning), Expeditious Retreat (Dash action on bonus turns), Gift of Alacrity (bonus on initiative rolls, because speed gives you initiative), Jim's Magic Missile or Magic Missile (you have to imagine that the darts are your blows because you ran up, smacked them and ran away again; if you take damage it's because you stumbled), Jump (x3 jump distance), Longstrider (increases speed +10 and you can cast it on yourself)

Okay…

Base:30ft walking speed

Tabaxi Feline Agility action gives x2=60

Mobile feat +10ft=40ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=80ft

2 levels of Monk +10ft=50ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=100ft

1 level of Mystic with Celerity focus +10ft=60ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=120ft

4 levels of Monk (lvl 6) +5ft=65ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=130ft

Monk lvl 10 +5ft=70ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=140ft

Monk lvl 14 +5ft=75ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=150ft

Monk lvl 18 +5ft=80ft

Feline Agility x2 speed=160ft 

We've used one bonus action to focus on Celerity and that lasts until you choose another focus. And you can activate Feline Agility when you move on your turn. So we can use Dash first to double and then Feline Agility to double again. 

Base is now a ridiculous 80…

Dash x2 speed=160ft

Feline Agility x2 speed =320!

But wait…there's more…

If Wanda or Magneto can cast Longstrider on you, that's another 10ft and lasts for an hour. At Base level that now puts you up to 90ft!

And still…I'm not sure I can get these all in play but…

If you somehow find the rare, Wondrous item Boots of Speed, or if an Artificer (lvl 14, hello Mr Stark…) can replicate them for you, you can double your speed again for 10 minutes. At maximum, with Feline Agility that gives you 180ft! 6 times faster than starting walking speed!

If you use Dash 360ft!

Haste either cast by a friendly Mage or from a Potion of Speed gives you x2 speed and an additional action which you can use to…Dash (×2 speed)! That's 1440ft!

Way faster than you could possibly need in Dungeons and Dragons but gives a flavour of the character knowing that it's possible.

The reddit post I read, (it) had even more, using Ashardlon's Stride, Epic Boon of Speed (+30 and Dash as a bonus action for another x2 speed), a Transmuter’s Stone (+10) and even more which involved flying and demons.. dude was up to 14800ft!

Much as I would love for Peter to be faster than the speed of sound, that is just insane and probably not possible in a normal game.

As this post pointed out, just don't get hit with Dissonant Whispers

[writer59january13]

Dynamic reef flexion within the restless Earth

Continental drift spelled birth once spelled Pangaea, in early geologic time, a supercontinent that incorporated almost all the landmasses on Earth. While rifling through mine treasure trove of poems, yours truly chanced upon satisfactorily worded geological event where plate tectonics wrought subterranean violent transformation about a half dozen years ago.

Rust never sleeps courtesy zinc

without rhyme nor reason ye shan't

blame Neptune for unleashing

Indonesian tragic phenomena

just by his innocent wink

merely intended by regular

casual reminder

for Earthlings to think seriously how (inhabited

linkedin chain of islands,)

yea kinda resembling a slink key, within the ring of fire, a large 40,000 km (25,000 mi) horseshoe shape, - Yukon also envision a vague watery rink encompassing basin of Pacific Ocean, where e'en the subtlest plink (no doubt unintentional), thus absolutely necessary for inhabitants

to catch the latest drift (albeit continental), he gave forewarning

just days prior, possibly relayed after getting tipsy from overdrink, hence warning not taken seriously, where majority resident didst think a practical joke got played,

yet a coterie of attentive people

accoutered in faux mink (dressed to the nines fur a gala fete also taken by surprise,

no one sensed any sudden high jink then the cleaners), and really the entire population sustained strong kinship with what they believed

tubby reasonable god (a carry over from Greco Roman Times font size 12),

hence could never suspect,

he would hoodwink boy (and girl), whar they ever wrong, come Friday, 28 September 2018 at 17:02h military time, or 7:02 post meridiem

an earthquake measuring 7.4 on Richter magnitude scale leaving Indonesian island

of Sulawesi in total ruins, from said rat fink

and additionally webbed, wide whirling countersink triggered a massive tsunami razing humongous chink essentially wiping off the map

in an eye blink, whereat his lordship

could not be reached, thus survivors bethink sum - man tricks brought watership down, ah buoy big boon dog gull upon his head, boot nonetheless coon sitter ably less of Neptune!

[willowcrowned]

Things that happened:

- realized I didn’t have a tart tin, so I attempted to cut a disposable metal one to scale. spent several minutes on this project, cut fingers twice, eventually got so far into evening out the edges that I was left with a disk with a tiny rim

- tried to shake the last bits of cornstarch out of the bag. covered myself in a fine powder of cornstarch. did not get any of the last bits of cornstarch out

- didn’t have a mesh sieve to strain out the seeds, tried to improvise with a tea strainer, burned myself, tried to improvise with another tea strainer, burned myself again, tried to use a coffee filter, accidentally dropped it into the small pile of strained cranberry sauce I’d managed to make, and gave up on straining at all

- put the sugar in the pan with the raspberry drippings, went to check on my tart crust, somehow got distracted by nyt spelling bee on the way from the oven to the stove, accidentally started caramelizing my sugar and had to spend ten minutes adding more and more coconut creamer (ran out of coconut cream) in to try and blend it back together

- got so tipsy I accidentally wrote cranberry instead of cranberry on the first post

- a tart. maybe. technically. god I hope

tipsy and about to try and make a raspberry cream tart for the first time ✌️

[angualupin]

ok, look, I’m Not That Kind of Biologist, so I probably am missing something here, but... isn’t it weird that we currently don’t have a generalized ocean predator larger than an orca? Isn’t that kind of unusual, when looking at the fossil record?

we have specialized ocean predators that are large, like sperm whales that only eat squid, and we have some of the biggest ocean animals that have ever lived in the baleen whales, but I’m talking about “things that would eat us and therefore get categorized into the anthrocentric category of ‘monsters’”

I feel like Earth’s history is replete with sea monsters and we currently have... almost nothing. Orcas and great white sharks and neither of them are particularly scary, when you get right down to it

and this is also, for once, nothing you can blame on humans’ propensity to kill and eat everything they come in contact with, like moas and giant kangaroos and all of the American megafauna, because our dominance of the oceans is very, very recent and most of what we’ve killed off are things that are still around, just in much smaller numbers

anyway I feel kind of cheated, is what I’m saying, but I’m also someone who feels very cheated by a world without Eurasian lions and European wolves and American sabertooth tigers and that one New Zealand eagle I always want to call a roc but is actually named after some white guy, so there’s that